The Ballad of Brain Boulevard

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The Ballad of Brain Boulevard was purportedly written by members of Old Arkham Republic about a massacre at a quiet rail station. Pointy toed cowboy boots and butt-less chaps were left everywhere:

We hung out at ol' Tompson while gun shots were firin'

At sweet quiet Brain Boulevard

Great Iocaine Powder with zombies and 'K'ers

Had come stormin' through one flimsy door

The railway station where no trains were movin'

Had many departin' and more

Far from the manglin and shooting' plus ax'ing

We're mall rats of ol' Arkham right here

Tompson's our home though Arkham's our suburb

Since it's much safer than dyin out there...

When there's no motion might head to ol' Arkham

And settle down quiet some where

I'll most likely pack up and head for safe Buckley

If gunshots come tearin' the air

Far from the manglin and shooting' plus ax'ing

We're mall rats of ol' Arkham right here

Tompson's our home though Arkham's our suburb

Since it's much safer than dyin out there...