POWER TO THE PKER

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POWER TO THE PKER
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Abbreviation: PTTP
Group Numbers: Legion of Evil,Red Rum
Leadership: none
Goals: remain inactive until pkers are worth playing again
Recruitment Policy: Anyone who feels the game remains imbalanced against PKers.
Contact: Talk Page


What's This About Now?

I just wanted to say that... that I'm a PKer. And I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other pkers. I mean, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Because we're smart? Because we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a PKer, and... I'm pretty proud of it.

We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us than there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Malton, you might have been called a trench, or a dirty PKer, or a geek.

Any of you that have ever felt... stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a PKer or not, why don't you come and join us?

I have a dream...
Where all PKers can live in harmony, shooting up survivors in peace!
I have a dream...
Where survivors say, "Hey! Pkers are welcome in our game..."

For far too long, we have been ignored.
Game buffs have been added to both survivors and zombies alike.
What about us?
Where are our buffs?
We need to rise as one! Demand our game enhancements!
POWER TO THE PKERS!
POWER TO THE PKERS!

Make this game right and fair! We demand our equal share!
We are the third class of this game!
We get ignored!

We have to work harder for the same rights as everyone else!

Did You Know?

  • That PKers were the first class in UD to be nerfed?
Game News Archive (11th July 2005):
To discourage in-fighting, survivors now get only half combat XP if they're attacking another survivor; zombies get half XP if they're attacking another zombie.
PKers have been discriminated against from the very beginning! It is time we started fighting back!

Our Demands

These will be updated as they come in.

  1. Full XP for Killing Survivors! (Again)
  2. Improved Flare Accuracy!
  3. No Flak Jackets!
  4. Human Hunting Skills!
    Skill: Coup-de-Grace - Headshot for humans
  5. A PKing Starting Class!
  6. Equal Wiki Representation!
    A) More Pro-Pker Sysops
    B) A Pro-Pker Bureaucrat
  7. PKer friendly Clothing!
    Butchers Outfit, Wifebeaters, A Pretty Dress Made Out of Lady-skin
  8. 10 warehouses converted over to a new building type: Slaughterhouse! Included inside, but are not limited to: Butcher Knives, Cleavers, Cow Skeletons, Pig Skeletons, Sheep Skeletons, and Lengths of Pipe. Items used to barricade include, but are not limited to, Rotten sides of beef, portable refrigeration units, shelves, etc.

What you can do!

There are several ways you can actively support our cause against the segregation and discrimination against PKers and those who support pking!

Join the Cause!

There are many PKer Groups that are looking for great new pkers! Feel free to inquire on the talk page about joining groups.

Also, there are many events which promote PKing like Execution_08.

Join up with other PKers and show your support!

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Supporting PKer Testimonials

Feel free to add your own supporting statement here, and tell us why you feel persecuted! Non-support statements will be considered vandalism. Remember to sign your statement.

  1. POWER TO THE PKERS!--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS DORISFlag.jpg LOE ZHU | Яezzens 00:53, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Why do people treat us like we aren't human beings? Its just wrong and I'm sick and tired of it! POWER TO THE PKERS!--Mayor FittingTalk RR 00:56, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. We are not second-class citizens! POWER TO THE PKERS! --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 01:01, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. Just because we kill folks doesn't make us bad people! POWER TO THE PKERS! --Vandr 01:16, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. I've seen friends brutally murdered because of their group affiliation. We can't change the way we were born. We play, We PK! Get used to it. POWER TO THE PKERS! --Strata 02:39, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  6. Stop the Hate! Stop the Discrimination! Stop the Press! Wait...Uh, The PKer Is As Good as any other Player! Power! Pker! Power! --Peace Pipe 02:51, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  7. PKers FOR THE WIN!! --Aguyuno 13:16, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  8. TOO LONG HAVE WE BEEN IGNORED! We deserve the equal rights! On Strike! On Strike! Power to the PKers! Power to the PKers! ----Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 19:51, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  9. As a PKer and dedicated zombie, I support this movement and all it stands for. --Druuuuu OcTRR 20:00, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  10. The oppression must end now! POWER TO THE PKERS! --Ashadoa is proud to be a PKer 20:36, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  11. As a neutral player with a PKing alt, PKers deserve more rights! I also demand that attacking n00bs be counted as a single hit kill, regardless if they're at full HP. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:41, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  12. Just today I tried dragging a dying victim, at 12AP, out into the streets and away from other survivors, with their FAKs and empathy for others. But I couldn't! Why must OUR ROAD be the hardest to travel? POWER TO THE PKERS! --The Greaseman 21:14, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  13. I think it's only fair for PKers to be treated as the third side they have become.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:41, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  14. You know how hard it is to make 10000 EPs strictly from PKing? It sucks! Too long have we been discriminated against and treated like 3rd class mongrels who get the leavings of zombies. We demand tenderloin, not rump roast.--Headless gunner W! 23:01, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  15. I am sick of being pushed around by groups that think they are better just because I'm a PKer. Well they can shove that up their survivor bums. POWER TO THE PKERS! --Toothdecay 03:02, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
  16. I can't believe this actually happened. GO PK'ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LemonHead7t7 *̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡|͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|]]| ̡̡̡ ̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡*̡͌l̡* Talk/PDA/Red Rum/MOB 13:18, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
  17. Because a three-way is much more fun than just two in any environment. Help Malton's third leg stand erect and go the distance!! POWER TO THE PKERS!!!--Squid Boy 13:29, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
  18. This is the way life and zombie movies actually work! POWER TO THE PKERS! BoboTalkClown 03:27, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
  19. We need to be treated like the third group that we are. POWER TO THE PKERS!--Trav 02:35, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
  20. We will no longer be treated as second-class citizens! POWER TO THE PKERS, or we will KILL you!  Billy Club Thorton  T!  RR  04:05, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
  21. Let's face it, life would be pretty dull without our psychotic friends dancing through malton like some demented circus. Give them the respect they deserve!--SeventythreeTalk 16:02, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
  22. I just started PKing, but I've seen some people just being down right ass hats towards PKers, even if the PKer was a really nice and polite guy...--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 18:16, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
  23. It's a valid means of play! UCFSD 15:45, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
  24. Hurrah to the PKers, the only real source of enjoyment in this game! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 09:28, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
  25. Hip hip hooray for murder. ----Secruss|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA|800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png|EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ|Evil3.gif|MU|GN|C2008|Chippy.gif|14:04, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
  26. After conducting careful research, with the surprising finding that PKers were the first class to be nerfed, and have never had a buff of their own, I find that my sense of fair play and decency compels me to join in this protestation. Power to the PKer! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 13:57, 21 February 2008 (UTC)
  27. Nah bra!nz. Pantzpeople needz gunz! POWER to the PKERS! --Wisuguya 19:04 24 february 2008 (UTC)
  28. Pantzpeople needz gunz! Pantspeople needz gunz! and Ladyzkinz drezzez! --Mikhail "The Jack of Diamonds" Innokenti 09:58, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
  29. I demand we become the recognised 3rd side so that we may become the third class citizens we have campaigned so long for. --Karloth Vois DR News 12:38, 26 June 2008 (BST)
  30. Equal rights for the Bodo People in Arunachal Pradesh! oh and STOP THE BEATING WE PKERS ARE GEEKS JUST AS EVERYONE ELSE. --the wallaby♥ 07:00, 27 July 2008 (BST)
  31. Into the River Belooooooow.....--Nny The Person 08:54, 2 September 2008 (BST)
  32. I throw my unconditional but lazy support behind this idea.--Drawde Talk To Me! DORIS Red Rum Defend Ridleybonk! I know Nothing! 13:44, 13 September 2008 (BST)
  33. I'm in on this, POWER TO THE PKERS --An unlucky Guy 22:19, 5 October 2008 (BST)
  34. Why the fuck havent I signed this yet!? Roy Banes - PKer and PROUD OF IT!!--Doctor Oberman MBEK 21:05, 20 October 2008 (BST)
  35. Stop the hate! --JAREDPlay the game 21:28, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
  36. More power for the common pker. We need to be OVER 9000! --Blanemcc 19:39, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
  37. Thank god someone finally spoke out. You rallied the PKer world. When our time comes, you will be a hero. Now, we all do our part. Power to the PKers! --PFC 21:59, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
  38. I blame the DEM --Hardcore Rockabilly, Retired FAE Axes High AH RR RRF 03:28, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
  39. Hell, I would just be happy if I got full XP for "silencing" my victims. Linkthewindow  Talk  09:59, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
  40. I'd be content with full XP for killing survivors too.-- Denver  5MoC 05:39, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
  41. Well, how'd I miss this? As a guy with a PKer alt, and PROUD OF IT, I will say this:POWER TO THE PKERS! -- User:Hiro Dark
  42. Oorah, POWER TO THE PKERS. --Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 14:37, 24 August 2009 (BST)
  43. As an X-BHer, and a now-PKer, it's exactly the same, only more fun! xD A PKer-ased char would be awesome, and really all of the above suggested would be awesome changes! --D4rkH4wk 20:22, 15 December 2010 (GMT+2)

Supporting Bounty Hunter Testimonials

Feel free to add your own supporting statement here, and tell us why you feel sympathy for the PKers! Non-support statements will be considered vandalism. Remember to sign your statement.

  • As a bounty hunter, I think that PKers should be given more love as it not only helps them, but it helps us catch you and make the chase that much more interesting. Band together for the inclusion of a prisoner base class. Solidarity, brothers! --Akule School's in session. 13:45, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Power to the people who PK the PKers!  Billy Club Thorton  T!  RR  04:05, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Why should PKers be the only ones to wear ladyskin dresses?--Jed 05:28, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
  • If you Pkers stop playing until Pkers are worth playing, no one will give a damn because there are less Pkers to worry about. You're gonna have to get all of the Pkers in on this one, and even then no one will give a damn because we won't have to worry about, well, Pkers. They're not an essential to this game. But please, feel like you're making a difference! :P. Kidding. Without Pkers a lot of us wouldn't play anymore. Thank you, bastards, or should I say employers? Whatever the hell you do, it doesn't matter much. :D

Mikhos 00:59, 15 May 2008 (BST)

  • Remember: Bounty Hunters are PKers as well! We just kill other PKers instead of Pro-Survivors :P --Mianthadore 11:48, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
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