Talk:Chilcott Auto Repair (Wykewood)

MMMM! All this taste and 99.9% life free ! is there some sort of loyalty card I can Enquire about? -- Fistycuffs 15:00, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Indeed Fisty, and don't forget our 45% free of life-threatening bacterium promise as well! Notable and frequent patrons of the establishment are in fact already being noted by the kitchen staff, and already receive a variety of discounts and perks (such as, for example, being served burgers made from only the choicest non-wormy legs and torso meat, as opposed to the less delectable arm and head meat). Needless to say, you and many of your fellow Josephine's Generals, being such frequent and supportive patrons, are already on the books to receive prime cuts and coupon booklets. I'll have to devise a portable card to hand out. Your comments are appreciated! --Klentis Maccabee 15:47, 19 December 2006 (UTC)