Talk:Suggestions/27th-Nov-2005

Fat Zombie

(moved from suggestion page)

Updated Descrption (copied from suggestions for your convienience): An amendment to that thing about zombie classes. A fat zombie replaces bite with ram until 200 AP have been spent (they got slim). Ramming is not affected by those bite enhancer skills. To survivors, ram does 5 damage at 5%. To barricades, it destroys 2 parts at 40%. Fat zombies take 3 AP to move to adjacent squares. Also, if a fat zombie is in a building, it takes two AP to get out for every fat zombie in there, regardless of how you exit (Limit of 20 AP cost). Also, when a fat zombie enters the building, it is somewhat like a barricade (People entering the building will have a 40% chance), but it can exit buy clicking adjacent square. Then the fat zombie is like a battering ram and the zombies the soldiers. Ram it Down!! Then CHARGE!!! Now seal the door fat dudes!!! Also fat zombies appear as fat zombie, not zombie, so you can target them. When targetting a fat zombie, you get a +5% to hit because the target is so large. Like a corpse, a fat zombie is a civilian when revived (one who ate too many McDonalds), but isn't shown as "Fat Guy Here" because humans don't discriminate fat people, especially not in this kind of situation. Another thing is that the fat zombie loses his fatness when going from zombie to human back to zombie because the slight decomposition of the dead body will slim him down a little, but I think this will be good to allow low level zombies to get shots at humans, not just other zombies. --Sauron the Deceiver 01:42, 29 Nov 2005 (GMT)

• Re -Fat zombie, thin zombie, but where is the lady zombie? Andrew McM 18:27, 27 Nov 2005
  • Re - You're right. There should definitely be a 'sexy lady zombie' skill. "You try to run away but the sexy lady zombie has captivated you with her rotting charms" --Vair 18:31, 27 Nov 2005 (GMT)
    • Re - 'She flashes her leg at you. It is currently held in her hand.' --Andrew McM 18:35, 27 Nov 2005 (GMT)

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Man you guys are wierd. Just like with the fat zombie, I lolled so hard I fell out of my chair. I think I need to fix it. --ThunderJoe 19:41, 27 Nov 2005 (GMT)

Actually, I think they aren't. This game probably leans towards males, but woudn't it be hard to distinguish a male from a female zombie? --Sauron the Deceiver 01:53, 28 Nov 2005 (GMT)

What about transexual zombies? - KingRaptor 16:37, 28 Nov 2005 (GMT)

• Re - People please focus on the fat zombie topic. I think survivor-zombie teams might exploit it by using the fat zombies as a backup barricade, but pker-zombie teams already have the sneaky Pker which doesn't only kill Players, but can spy, which the fat zombie cannot because it takes too many AP to move around. Noobs will find fat zombies as breeding places by either killing them or following them so they can get shots at survivors. I wouldn't worry about the power because barricades are much easily repaired. Up above, I will post the current descrption of the suggestion. --Sauron the Deceiver 01:32, 29 Nov 2005 (GMT)
  • Re - Oh, for crap's sake, man, we're discussing sexual politics in Urban Dead. Its a very sensitive and important topic.

STRIPPER ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!! -- Andrew McM 21:59, 29 Nov 2005 (GMT)

• Hm... Maybe Zombie Prostitutes? New Skill: Necrophilia. A lady zombie seduces a human into having sex with her. During the ensuing action, the human catches the zombie virus, but cannot move until he has gained 5 AP. Can be prevented with condoms.

Heh, Stripper Zombie. She takes every thing off. And I mean everything- including limbs -- Andrew McM 09:37, 30 Nov 2005 (GMT)

And keeps the tip! --William Gordon 23:23, 30 Nov 2005 (GMT)

Knowing the craze of staying in Malton, wouldn't it make sense for people to strip down if they are a woman? They don't take off their clothes, they "lost" them before they were zombiefied. They should be able to break through barricades with 100% because they are really trying to find someone. Their dead hormones are driving them crazy!!! Ugh... :p --Sauron the Deceiver 00:29, 1 Dec 2005 (GMT)

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I don't understand the people saying that drug references would be inappropriate. We already have a game where people can kill each other with shotguns, pistols, fire axes, etc. For a city the size of Malton, I don't think it makes sense not to have drugs. --Dickie Fux 15:48, 28 Nov 2005 (GMT)