User:Uncle Bill
Active Characters
I used to play this game more actively, and I am now prone to random and unexpected busrsts of inactivity. That being said, I recently had the brilliant idea to play this on my mobile phone. So I'm back, I guess.
Uncle Bill
Uncle Bill, Malton Fire Department(retired), Engineer, Badge #532
Uncle Bill was my first Urban Dead character. Bill held the rank of MFD Captain, but due to time constraints stepped down from his post and went into retirement. Until recently, this character operated almost exclusively in Stanbury Village, where he assisted local groups such as the Survivor Security Zone, The Kilt Store, and Rotter's Relief.
Bill came out of retirement and transferred to Lockettside to bring some DEM presence to the Southwest and be the liaison to Tompson Mall Security. Then he went zombie and fell off the grid...
Having developed a mild case of brain rot, I've decided to head back home to Stanbury Village and help out with the clinic.
You can (with luck and a time machine) find Uncle Bill on these forums: Brainstock Tompson Mall Security
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Malton Fire Department |
| Uncle Bill is a member of the MFD. |
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Report PKers! |
| Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery. |
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Revivification Requests |
| Undead? Want to breathe again? Make a Revivification Request! |
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Survivor Security Zone |
| The Department of Emergency Management helps to protect the Survivor Security Zone. |
| DEM Blood Drive '07 | |||||||||||
| This user supports, and/or has given blood to the DEM Blood Drive '07.
A WINNER IS YOU! |
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Pro-Life! |
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This user supports Rotter's Relief's efforts to return Brain-Rotted zombies to the land of the living. |
Inactive Characters
Yeah, I've played as these guys too. Haven't recently... probably won't in the future... except for the Santa Claus guy. He's pretty cool around the Holidays.
Another Santa Claus (inactive, do not open until Christmas!)
Last Christmas, Another Santa Claus visited several of the city's malls in an attempt to spread joy and take request for presents. He also had a naughty and nice list.
Now, he's back out of retirement and handing out presents at Bale Mall.
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"There's STILL No Santa Claus?!?!" |
| This user has entered the Christmas Tree Dead Pool II |
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Zombie Santa's coming to town! |
| This user is eagerly awaiting the arrival of Zombie Santa on BARHAHmas. |
Door 2 Door Salesman (unemployed)
A typical traveling salesman from the Wishy-washy Washing Machine Company of Walla Walla Washington.
UD Profile ID: door 2 door salesman
Character created: October 24, 2007
Died: lost count, but roughly a half dozen times
Items sold: Medical scanners, cellular phones, Ginzu knives, washing machines, military-grade weaponry from For Perryn, Leonard Futz t-shirts, and kilts.
Currently selling: Fine hand-stitched kilts from the Kilt Store.
Door 2 Door Salesman is a member of the zodiacs. (Capricorn) You can contact him via cell phone (mutual contacts only) or at the zodiacs forum. He is also working closely with the Kilt Store.
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Participation Cookie |
| This user participated in the 1st Annual Malton Marathon (Sponsored by the Zodiacs) |
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A Random Mall Cop
Former Head of Security for Ackland Mall Security in Havercroft, and long time Night Watchman for Tompson Mall Security in Lockettside, Random has decided to reach out to another of Malton's Malls... to share the Gospel of Mall Security (a steady paycheck, clean restrooms, and a world class employee lounge).
Where will Random end up? Only time will tell. To recruit his help defending your mall, you can find him at Tompson Mall Security.
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Ackland Mall Security |
| This User is a member of Ackland Mall Security |
(My old badge, kept for sentimental reasons...)
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Gift Certificate |
| good for $50 at Ackland Mall |
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| Can I get a witness? Yes. |
<< does this thing still work?
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Pay It Forward |
| This User Pays It Forward. |
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South West Alliance |
| This user or group is a member of the South West Alliance. |
Ninja Rabbit (retired Monroeville character)
And one for Monroeville. His role is not yet defined, but he's been spotted raiding a small warehouse complex. Remember, THEY are watching you!
Okay, time has marched on and the Rabbit has become a low down dirty PKer. Beware!- Update - Okay, forget the PKer thing... would you believe "career zombie?" (Beware anyway!)--Uncle Bill 00:48, 26 May 2008 (BST)
- There are still zombies in Monroeville other than mine? For reals? --Tselita 15:02, 27 May 2008 (BST)
- Update - Okay, forget the PKer thing... would you believe "career zombie?" (Beware anyway!)--Uncle Bill 00:48, 26 May 2008 (BST)
Links
Maps
city wide map - You can toggle building types on and off.
simplified map - "stolen" from Funt Solo, like many of these other maps...
(will post barricade plans and zone information here shortly)
Screenshots, bounty hunting, etc.
Imageshack - good for posting screenshots (like PK reports) to forums.
DEM Tools and Services - includes revive requests, Rogue's Gallery, and more (unfortunately, everything is pretty much "down" right now)
Miscellaneous
Need help starting a barricade plan? Try this: Barricade Plan Generator
A cool UD related comic Mistakes Were Made
My peer reviewed suggestions
I dabble on the wiki suggestion pages and a couple have even made it into peer reviewed. If I ever find myself with a bunch of spare time on my hands, maybe I'll go fish out my humorous ones as well.
Snow
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Implemented! |
| This user has gotten 1 suggestion implemented! |
Your suggestion followed a trail of footprints through the snow to Peer Reviewed. --Funt Solo 
11:07, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
Lose the Gun, Keep the Ammo
This suggestion passed, but (I believe) has yet to be cycled to peer reviewed. --Uncle Bill 05:04, 30 May 2007 (BST) <-- This has been cycled, I'll update the link soon.
More Flagboxes!!!
And here's the rest of my flag boxes that didn't belong elsewhere...
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Monroeville February 25th, 2008-??? |
| This user or group struggles for existence in Monroeville. |
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P4X's Friend |
| Uncle Bill is a friend of the Great Lord and Global Mod (on Brainstock), P4X. |
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Firefox User |
| This user uses Firefox. |
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Fire is Pretty |
| This user thinks that fire is pretty. |
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Too Many Templates |
| This user puts way too many templates on their page. |
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Mistakes Were Made |
| This User reads Mistakes Were Made |
