https://wiki.urbandead.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Amber+Waves+of+Pain&feedformat=atomThe Urban Dead Wiki - User contributions [en]2024-03-28T12:06:07ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.1https://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain&diff=2063593User:Amber Waves of Pain2013-03-27T04:41:14Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: </p>
<hr />
<div>==About==<br />
My name is Amber. <br />
<br />
I'm old enough to know better, Australian and currently studying Multimedia. <br />
<br />
{{Atheist}}<br />
{{Female}}<br />
<br />
I'm also a card carrying Subgenius and a Discordian saint.<br />
<br />
I've been playing Urban Dead (properly) for almost 6 years now. It's my first MMORPG experience. Friends tried to seduce me into Second Life, but I'm quite happy with my first life, thank you very much. I did sign up to [http://www.nexuswar.com Nexus War] but have only ever played sporatically.<br />
<br />
I particularly enjoy the low-fi aspect of Urban Dead. It's not like I'm a luddite, as I also enjoy several other games with rather spiffy graphics and engines. But Urban Dead is pretty much available to everyone with a connection and a browser. Since connection speeds are still not quite up to par in Australia, I'm snubbing other MMOs until either we get faster speeds, or these games become less [http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com Americocentric].<br />
<br />
When I first started playing Urban Dead, I was rather adamantly pro-survivor. But gradually I've come to realize that the term "pro-survivor" is really just "pro-how I want things to happen." In this respect, I totally support things like [[PKing]], [[MOB|Fundamentalist Zombie groups]], as well as [[Dual Nature|Dual Naturists]] and even [[Death Cultist|Death Culting]] to a certain extent. After all, this is a game, and games are meant to be fun. Where is the fun in getting eaten without a word? What's fun in shambling around for days looking for a needle because you've spawned in the North West? Most survivors tend to come off as anal retentive, mean spirited, twats with nothing better to do than ruin a zombie's day by headshotting him/her at a revive point or making ridiculous suggestions about perma-death on the wiki. Most survivors want to "win," by killing all zombies without ever having to use a syringe. Some zombies are the same way, but they're usually more realistic. I don't claim to be pro-zombie or pro-survivor. I'm pro-fun. I don't have to choose a side. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Pai.gif|400px]]<br />
<br />
My first character, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=756429 Saint Gambi], was created and abandoned in 2007. I remembered her password and unidled her about a year later. I was using her to test out some of the game changes, specifically a theory that a friend of mine had about flares. Turns out [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/06-05-08_1600hrs_PUBLIC/IN_61-65_OMG_WIN_363-3f7-a88.html he was right.]<br />
<br />
I am still fairly inactive on the wiki. I don't see the point in trying to change this place. I still find the community here generally hostile, unhelpful and cliquey. I also believe that the majority of wiki users spend far too much time bickering, measuring their epeens and laying out red tape around here rather than actually enjoying the game. It's all pretty stupid really.<br />
<br />
==Links==<br />
These are places I tend to frequent more than the UD wiki. <br />
<br />
[http://amberpain.blogspot.com My PKer's Journal]<br />
<br />
[http://www.barhah.com Barhah.com]<br />
<br />
[http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net The PKer Hub]<br />
<br />
[http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php Resensitized]<br />
<br />
{{Frustration}}<br />
==Characters==<br />
With the exception of my MOB zombie, I'm pretty much just a casual player these days. Still zerg hunting though.<br />
<br />
*[[User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain/Alts | My characters]]<br />
<br />
==Excuses==<br />
I tend to take a lot onto my plate. <br />
Currently, as far as UD goes: <br />
*I have a bunch of flash animation projects and a million more that I've yet to even put on a storyboard.<br />
*I'm having too much fun killing idiots.<br />
*I'm working on a [[With Blackjack and Hookers|very special project]] which has been ruffling some feathers.<br />
<br />
These are my excuses for not decorating my user space with [http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=glitter+circle+jerk&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 pretty sparkly things] and I'm sticking to them.<br />
<br />
==Testimonials==<br />
<blockquote>"And as for you Amber Waves, your nasty remarks only show what type of person you really are. You are some seriously ugly human beings and I hope you will someday grow up. You people waste enormous amounts of time being negative and shameless in your pursuit of us cheating players, perhaps it is because you lack something in your personal lives, not sure, but my heart does hurt for you. You are sick individuals, anyone taking delight in being that nasty is." -[[User_talk:Rapture#Your_accusations | Butt Hurt Zerger, St Aden]]</blockquote><br />
<br />
<blockquote>"The phrase "social skills of a thermonuclear device" comes to mind." -[[User:Revenant | Revenant]]</blockquote><br />
<blockquote>"Malton's own Miss Congeniality" - [[User:The Hierophant | Lord Moloch]]</blockquote><br />
<br />
==To Do==<br />
#[[Siege on Sears|Siege Sears]]<br />
#Kill all humans.<br />
#Make my alts pages <s>look pretty</s>.<br />
#<s>Kill [[User:Grim s|Grimch]] and</s> usurp the throne.<br />
<br />
==Pretty Stuff==<br />
{{Zommo Fan}}{{Escape Leader}}<br />
{{Dyed|Pink, Purple, Blue, Green, and pretty Fire-engine Red}}</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain/Alts&diff=2063592User:Amber Waves of Pain/Alts2013-03-27T04:36:23Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* How to stalk Amber in Urban Dead */</p>
<hr />
<div>==How to stalk Amber in Urban Dead==<br />
===Malton===<br />
I currently play 2 characters in Malton:<br />
<br />
*[[User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain/Alts/Candy_Rotten|Candy Rotten]]<br />
<br />
*[[User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain/Alts/Saint_Gambi|Saint Gambi]]<br />
<br />
Idled/retired:<br />
*[[User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain/Alts/Amber_Waves_of_Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]]<br />
<br />
*[[User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain/Alts/Biker_Nun|Biker Nun]]<br />
<br />
*[[User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain/Alts/Adolf_Christ|Adolf Christ]]<br />
<br />
*[[User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain/Alts/Amber_Waves|Amber Waves]]<br />
<br />
*[[User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain/Alts/Amber_Waves_of_Brain|Amber Waves of Brain]]<br />
<br />
===Monroeville and Borehamwood===<br />
My Monroeville and Borehamwood characters are all MIA.<br />
I had dozens of screenshots documenting their lives, however the only one I managed to write up a wiki page for, pre-reformat was [[User:Amber Waves of Pain/Alts/Miss Pain|Miss Pain]].</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain&diff=2063591User:Amber Waves of Pain2013-03-27T04:34:38Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* About */</p>
<hr />
<div>==About==<br />
My name is Amber. <br />
<br />
I'm old enough to know better, Australian and currently studying Multimedia. <br />
<br />
{{Atheist}}<br />
{{Female}}<br />
<br />
I'm also a card carrying Subgenius and a Discordian saint.<br />
<br />
I've been playing Urban Dead (properly) for almost 6 years now. It's my first MMORPG experience. Friends tried to seduce me into Second Life, but I'm quite happy with my first life, thank you very much. I did sign up to [http://www.nexuswar.com Nexus War] but have only ever played sporatically.<br />
<br />
I particularly enjoy the low-fi aspect of Urban Dead. It's not like I'm a luddite, as I also enjoy several other games with rather spiffy graphics and engines. But Urban Dead is pretty much available to everyone with a connection and a browser. Since connection speeds are still not quite up to par in Australia, I'm snubbing other MMOs until either we get faster speeds, or these games become less [http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com Americocentric].<br />
<br />
When I first started playing Urban Dead, I was rather adamantly pro-survivor. But gradually I've come to realize that the term "pro-survivor" is really just "pro-how I want things to happen." In this respect, I totally support things like [[PKing]], [[MOB|Fundamentalist Zombie groups]], as well as [[Dual Nature|Dual Naturists]] and even [[Death Cultist|Death Culting]] to a certain extent. After all, this is a game, and games are meant to be fun. Where is the fun in getting eaten without a word? What's fun in shambling around for days looking for a needle because you've spawned in the North West? Most survivors tend to come off as anal retentive, mean spirited, twats with nothing better to do than ruin a zombie's day by headshotting him/her at a revive point or making ridiculous suggestions about perma-death on the wiki. Most survivors want to "win," by killing all zombies without ever having to use a syringe. Some zombies are the same way, but they're usually more realistic. I don't claim to be pro-zombie or pro-survivor. I'm pro-fun. I don't have to choose a side. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Pai.gif|400px]]<br />
<br />
My first character, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=756429 Saint Gambi], was created and abandoned in 2007. I remembered her password and unidled her about a year later. I was using her to test out some of the game changes, specifically a theory that a friend of mine had about flares. Turns out [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/06-05-08_1600hrs_PUBLIC/IN_61-65_OMG_WIN_363-3f7-a88.html he was right.]<br />
<br />
I am still fairly inactive on the wiki. I don't see the point in trying to change this place. I still find the community here generally hostile, unhelpful and cliquey. I also believe that the majority of wiki users spend far too much time bickering, measuring their epeens and laying out red tape around here rather than actually enjoying the game. It's all pretty stupid really.<br />
<br />
==Links==<br />
These are places I tend to frequent more than the UD wiki. <br />
<br />
[http://amberpain.blogspot.com My PKer's Journal]<br />
<br />
[http://www.barhah.com Barhah.com]<br />
<br />
[http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net The PKer Hub]<br />
<br />
[http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php Resensitized]<br />
<br />
{{Frustration}}<br />
<br />
==Excuses==<br />
I tend to take a lot onto my plate. <br />
Currently, as far as UD goes: <br />
*I have a bunch of flash animation projects and a million more that I've yet to even put on a storyboard.<br />
*I'm having too much fun killing idiots.<br />
*I'm working on a [[With Blackjack and Hookers|very special project]] which has been ruffling some feathers.<br />
<br />
These are my excuses for not decorating my user space with [http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=glitter+circle+jerk&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 pretty sparkly things] and I'm sticking to them.<br />
<br />
==Testimonials==<br />
<blockquote>"And as for you Amber Waves, your nasty remarks only show what type of person you really are. You are some seriously ugly human beings and I hope you will someday grow up. You people waste enormous amounts of time being negative and shameless in your pursuit of us cheating players, perhaps it is because you lack something in your personal lives, not sure, but my heart does hurt for you. You are sick individuals, anyone taking delight in being that nasty is." -[[User_talk:Rapture#Your_accusations | Butt Hurt Zerger, St Aden]]</blockquote><br />
<br />
<blockquote>"The phrase "social skills of a thermonuclear device" comes to mind." -[[User:Revenant | Revenant]]</blockquote><br />
<blockquote>"Malton's own Miss Congeniality" - [[User:The Hierophant | Lord Moloch]]</blockquote><br />
<br />
==To Do==<br />
#[[Siege on Sears|Siege Sears]]<br />
#Kill all humans.<br />
#Make my alts pages <s>look pretty</s>.<br />
#<s>Kill [[User:Grim s|Grimch]] and</s> usurp the throne.<br />
<br />
==Pretty Stuff==<br />
{{Zommo Fan}}{{Escape Leader}}<br />
{{Dyed|Pink, Purple, Blue, Green, and pretty Fire-engine Red}}</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain&diff=2063589User:Amber Waves of Pain2013-03-27T04:30:01Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* About */</p>
<hr />
<div>==About==<br />
My name is Amber. <br />
<br />
I'm old enough to know better, Australian and currently studying Multimedia. <br />
<br />
{{Atheist}}<br />
{{Female}}<br />
<br />
I'm also a card carrying Subgenius and a Discordian saint.<br />
<br />
I've been playing Urban Dead (properly) for almost 2 years now. It's my first MMORPG experience. Friends tried to seduce me into Second Life, but I'm quite happy with my first life, thank you very much. I did sign up to [http://www.nexuswar.com Nexus War] but have only ever played sporatically.<br />
<br />
I particularly enjoy the low-fi aspect of Urban Dead. It's not like I'm a luddite, as I also enjoy several other games with rather spiffy graphics and engines. But Urban Dead is pretty much available to everyone with a connection and a browser. Since connection speeds are not quite up to par in Australia, I'm snubbing other MMOs until either we get faster speeds, or these games become less [http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com Americocentric].<br />
<br />
When I first started playing Urban Dead, I was rather adamantly pro-survivor. But gradually I've come to realize that the term "pro-survivor" is really just "pro-how I want things to happen." In this respect, I totally support things like [[PKing]], [[MOB|Fundamentalist Zombie groups]], as well as [[Dual Nature|Dual Naturists]] and even [[Death Cultist|Death Culting]] to a certain extent. After all, this is a game, and games are meant to be fun. Where is the fun in getting eaten without a word? What's fun in shambling around for days looking for a needle because you've spawned in the North West? Most survivors tend to come off as anal retentive, mean spirited, twats with nothing better to do than ruin a zombie's day by headshotting him/her at a revive point or making ridiculous suggestions about perma-death on the wiki. Most survivors want to "win," by killing all zombies without ever having to use a syringe. Some zombies are the same way, but they're usually more realistic. I don't claim to be pro-zombie or pro-survivor. I'm pro-fun. I don't have to choose a side. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Pai.gif|400px]]<br />
<br />
My first character, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=756429 Saint Gambi], was created and abandoned in 2007. I remembered her password and unidled her at the beginning of last year. I was using her to test out some of the game changes, specifically a theory that a friend of mine had about flares. Turns out [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/06-05-08_1600hrs_PUBLIC/IN_61-65_OMG_WIN_363-3f7-a88.html he was right.]<br />
<br />
I am still fairly inactive on the wiki. I don't see the point in trying to change this place. I find the community here generally hostile, unhelpful and cliquey. I also believe that the majority of wiki users spend far too much time bickering, measuring their epeens and laying out red tape around here rather than actually enjoying the game. It's all pretty stupid really.<br />
<br />
==Links==<br />
These are places I tend to frequent more than the UD wiki. <br />
<br />
[http://amberpain.blogspot.com My PKer's Journal]<br />
<br />
[http://www.barhah.com Barhah.com]<br />
<br />
[http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net The PKer Hub]<br />
<br />
[http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php Resensitized]<br />
<br />
{{Frustration}}<br />
<br />
==Excuses==<br />
I tend to take a lot onto my plate. <br />
Currently, as far as UD goes: <br />
*I have a bunch of flash animation projects and a million more that I've yet to even put on a storyboard.<br />
*I'm having too much fun killing idiots.<br />
*I'm working on a [[With Blackjack and Hookers|very special project]] which has been ruffling some feathers.<br />
<br />
These are my excuses for not decorating my user space with [http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=glitter+circle+jerk&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 pretty sparkly things] and I'm sticking to them.<br />
<br />
==Testimonials==<br />
<blockquote>"And as for you Amber Waves, your nasty remarks only show what type of person you really are. You are some seriously ugly human beings and I hope you will someday grow up. You people waste enormous amounts of time being negative and shameless in your pursuit of us cheating players, perhaps it is because you lack something in your personal lives, not sure, but my heart does hurt for you. You are sick individuals, anyone taking delight in being that nasty is." -[[User_talk:Rapture#Your_accusations | Butt Hurt Zerger, St Aden]]</blockquote><br />
<br />
<blockquote>"The phrase "social skills of a thermonuclear device" comes to mind." -[[User:Revenant | Revenant]]</blockquote><br />
<blockquote>"Malton's own Miss Congeniality" - [[User:The Hierophant | Lord Moloch]]</blockquote><br />
<br />
==To Do==<br />
#[[Siege on Sears|Siege Sears]]<br />
#Kill all humans.<br />
#Make my alts pages <s>look pretty</s>.<br />
#<s>Kill [[User:Grim s|Grimch]] and</s> usurp the throne.<br />
<br />
==Pretty Stuff==<br />
{{Zommo Fan}}{{Escape Leader}}<br />
{{Dyed|Pink, Purple, Blue, Green, and pretty Fire-engine Red}}</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain&diff=2063588User:Amber Waves of Pain2013-03-27T04:28:53Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Testimonials */</p>
<hr />
<div>==About==<br />
My name is Amber. <br />
<br />
I'm 29 years old, Australian and currently studying Multimedia. <br />
<br />
{{Atheist}}<br />
{{Female}}<br />
<br />
I'm also a card carrying Subgenius and a Discordian saint.<br />
<br />
I've been playing Urban Dead (properly) for almost 2 years now. It's my first MMORPG experience. Friends tried to seduce me into Second Life, but I'm quite happy with my first life, thank you very much. I did sign up to [http://www.nexuswar.com Nexus War] but have only ever played sporatically.<br />
<br />
I particularly enjoy the low-fi aspect of Urban Dead. It's not like I'm a luddite, as I also enjoy several other games with rather spiffy graphics and engines. But Urban Dead is pretty much available to everyone with a connection and a browser. Since connection speeds are not quite up to par in Australia, I'm snubbing other MMOs until either we get faster speeds, or these games become less [http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com Americocentric].<br />
<br />
When I first started playing Urban Dead, I was rather adamantly pro-survivor. But gradually I've come to realize that the term "pro-survivor" is really just "pro-how I want things to happen." In this respect, I totally support things like [[PKing]], [[MOB|Fundamentalist Zombie groups]], as well as [[Dual Nature|Dual Naturists]] and even [[Death Cultist|Death Culting]] to a certain extent. After all, this is a game, and games are meant to be fun. Where is the fun in getting eaten without a word? What's fun in shambling around for days looking for a needle because you've spawned in the North West? Most survivors tend to come off as anal retentive, mean spirited, twats with nothing better to do than ruin a zombie's day by headshotting him/her at a revive point or making ridiculous suggestions about perma-death on the wiki. Most survivors want to "win," by killing all zombies without ever having to use a syringe. Some zombies are the same way, but they're usually more realistic. I don't claim to be pro-zombie or pro-survivor. I'm pro-fun. I don't have to choose a side. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Pai.gif|400px]]<br />
<br />
My first character, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=756429 Saint Gambi], was created and abandoned in 2007. I remembered her password and unidled her at the beginning of last year. I was using her to test out some of the game changes, specifically a theory that a friend of mine had about flares. Turns out [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/06-05-08_1600hrs_PUBLIC/IN_61-65_OMG_WIN_363-3f7-a88.html he was right.]<br />
<br />
I am still fairly inactive on the wiki. I don't see the point in trying to change this place. I find the community here generally hostile, unhelpful and cliquey. I also believe that the majority of wiki users spend far too much time bickering, measuring their epeens and laying out red tape around here rather than actually enjoying the game. It's all pretty stupid really.<br />
<br />
==Links==<br />
These are places I tend to frequent more than the UD wiki. <br />
<br />
[http://amberpain.blogspot.com My PKer's Journal]<br />
<br />
[http://www.barhah.com Barhah.com]<br />
<br />
[http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net The PKer Hub]<br />
<br />
[http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php Resensitized]<br />
<br />
{{Frustration}}<br />
<br />
==Excuses==<br />
I tend to take a lot onto my plate. <br />
Currently, as far as UD goes: <br />
*I have a bunch of flash animation projects and a million more that I've yet to even put on a storyboard.<br />
*I'm having too much fun killing idiots.<br />
*I'm working on a [[With Blackjack and Hookers|very special project]] which has been ruffling some feathers.<br />
<br />
These are my excuses for not decorating my user space with [http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=glitter+circle+jerk&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 pretty sparkly things] and I'm sticking to them.<br />
<br />
==Testimonials==<br />
<blockquote>"And as for you Amber Waves, your nasty remarks only show what type of person you really are. You are some seriously ugly human beings and I hope you will someday grow up. You people waste enormous amounts of time being negative and shameless in your pursuit of us cheating players, perhaps it is because you lack something in your personal lives, not sure, but my heart does hurt for you. You are sick individuals, anyone taking delight in being that nasty is." -[[User_talk:Rapture#Your_accusations | Butt Hurt Zerger, St Aden]]</blockquote><br />
<br />
<blockquote>"The phrase "social skills of a thermonuclear device" comes to mind." -[[User:Revenant | Revenant]]</blockquote><br />
<blockquote>"Malton's own Miss Congeniality" - [[User:The Hierophant | Lord Moloch]]</blockquote><br />
<br />
==To Do==<br />
#[[Siege on Sears|Siege Sears]]<br />
#Kill all humans.<br />
#Make my alts pages <s>look pretty</s>.<br />
#<s>Kill [[User:Grim s|Grimch]] and</s> usurp the throne.<br />
<br />
==Pretty Stuff==<br />
{{Zommo Fan}}{{Escape Leader}}<br />
{{Dyed|Pink, Purple, Blue, Green, and pretty Fire-engine Red}}</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain&diff=2063587User:Amber Waves of Pain2013-03-27T04:27:38Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Testimonials */</p>
<hr />
<div>==About==<br />
My name is Amber. <br />
<br />
I'm 29 years old, Australian and currently studying Multimedia. <br />
<br />
{{Atheist}}<br />
{{Female}}<br />
<br />
I'm also a card carrying Subgenius and a Discordian saint.<br />
<br />
I've been playing Urban Dead (properly) for almost 2 years now. It's my first MMORPG experience. Friends tried to seduce me into Second Life, but I'm quite happy with my first life, thank you very much. I did sign up to [http://www.nexuswar.com Nexus War] but have only ever played sporatically.<br />
<br />
I particularly enjoy the low-fi aspect of Urban Dead. It's not like I'm a luddite, as I also enjoy several other games with rather spiffy graphics and engines. But Urban Dead is pretty much available to everyone with a connection and a browser. Since connection speeds are not quite up to par in Australia, I'm snubbing other MMOs until either we get faster speeds, or these games become less [http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com Americocentric].<br />
<br />
When I first started playing Urban Dead, I was rather adamantly pro-survivor. But gradually I've come to realize that the term "pro-survivor" is really just "pro-how I want things to happen." In this respect, I totally support things like [[PKing]], [[MOB|Fundamentalist Zombie groups]], as well as [[Dual Nature|Dual Naturists]] and even [[Death Cultist|Death Culting]] to a certain extent. After all, this is a game, and games are meant to be fun. Where is the fun in getting eaten without a word? What's fun in shambling around for days looking for a needle because you've spawned in the North West? Most survivors tend to come off as anal retentive, mean spirited, twats with nothing better to do than ruin a zombie's day by headshotting him/her at a revive point or making ridiculous suggestions about perma-death on the wiki. Most survivors want to "win," by killing all zombies without ever having to use a syringe. Some zombies are the same way, but they're usually more realistic. I don't claim to be pro-zombie or pro-survivor. I'm pro-fun. I don't have to choose a side. <br />
<br />
[[Image:Pai.gif|400px]]<br />
<br />
My first character, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=756429 Saint Gambi], was created and abandoned in 2007. I remembered her password and unidled her at the beginning of last year. I was using her to test out some of the game changes, specifically a theory that a friend of mine had about flares. Turns out [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/06-05-08_1600hrs_PUBLIC/IN_61-65_OMG_WIN_363-3f7-a88.html he was right.]<br />
<br />
I am still fairly inactive on the wiki. I don't see the point in trying to change this place. I find the community here generally hostile, unhelpful and cliquey. I also believe that the majority of wiki users spend far too much time bickering, measuring their epeens and laying out red tape around here rather than actually enjoying the game. It's all pretty stupid really.<br />
<br />
==Links==<br />
These are places I tend to frequent more than the UD wiki. <br />
<br />
[http://amberpain.blogspot.com My PKer's Journal]<br />
<br />
[http://www.barhah.com Barhah.com]<br />
<br />
[http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net The PKer Hub]<br />
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[http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php Resensitized]<br />
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{{Frustration}}<br />
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==Excuses==<br />
I tend to take a lot onto my plate. <br />
Currently, as far as UD goes: <br />
*I have a bunch of flash animation projects and a million more that I've yet to even put on a storyboard.<br />
*I'm having too much fun killing idiots.<br />
*I'm working on a [[With Blackjack and Hookers|very special project]] which has been ruffling some feathers.<br />
<br />
These are my excuses for not decorating my user space with [http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=glitter+circle+jerk&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 pretty sparkly things] and I'm sticking to them.<br />
<br />
==Testimonials==<br />
<blockquote>"And as for you Amber Waves, your nasty remarks only show what type of person you really are. You are some seriously ugly human beings and I hope you will someday grow up. You people waste enormous amounts of time being negative and shameless in your pursuit of us cheating players, perhaps it is because you lack something in your personal lives, not sure, but my heart does hurt for you. You are sick individuals, anyone taking delight in being that nasty is." -[[User_talk:Rapture#Your_accusations | Butt Hurt Zerger, St Aden]]</blockquote><br />
<br />
<blockquote>"The phrase "social skills of a thermonuclear device" comes to mind." -[[User:Revenant | Revenant]]</blockquote><br />
<blockquote>"Malton's own Miss Congeniality" - [[User:The Hierophant | Lord Moloch]]<br />
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==To Do==<br />
#[[Siege on Sears|Siege Sears]]<br />
#Kill all humans.<br />
#Make my alts pages <s>look pretty</s>.<br />
#<s>Kill [[User:Grim s|Grimch]] and</s> usurp the throne.<br />
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==Pretty Stuff==<br />
{{Zommo Fan}}{{Escape Leader}}<br />
{{Dyed|Pink, Purple, Blue, Green, and pretty Fire-engine Red}}</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Hunters_Anonymous&diff=2057382Hunters Anonymous2013-02-21T03:53:57Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: I've never been part of this faggotry.</p>
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<div>{{Groupbox<br />
|group_name= Hunters Anonymous.<br />
|group_image= [[Image:Bounty_Hunter.gif|<nowiki>[Bounty]</nowiki> Hunters Anonymous]]<br />
|group_abbrev= H.A<br />
|group_membership= Open to admitted hunting addicts.<br />
|group_leaders= None. Only The Goddess may enlight us and show us the right path.<br />
|group_goals= To reform hunters from their addictions, by shooting them and claiming their bounties.<br />
|group_recruit= Show up to a meeting and receive a pledge pin.<br />
|group_contact= <span class="plainlinks">PM [http://s1.zetaboards.com/brainstock/profile/683562/ Sable] or [http://s1.zetaboards.com/brainstock/profile/759965/ DrQuincy] on Brainstock.</span><br />
}}<br />
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'''Hunters Anonymous (H.A)''' is a Malton-wide fellowship of men and women who share a desire to stop hunting people. H.A suggests members completely abstain from hunting people, regularly attend meetings with other members, and follow its program to help each other with their common purpose; to help members ''"stay neglectful and help other alcoholics achieve neglectfulness."'' Although H.A's attrition rates are high, it can be effective as a treatment for hunting addiction.<br />
{{rquote|center|Hi, I am Trump's Alt, and I'm an addict.|Trump's Alt}}<br />
{{rquote|center|Hi, Trump's Alt.|Hunters Anonymous}}<br />
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<div style="float: left; padding: 1px; width: 250px;">{{Bounty Hunter|Hunters Anonymous}}</div><br />
<div style="float: left; padding: 1px; width: 250px;">{{Violence}}</div><br />
{{rquote|center|Join us. Later we'll all be jumping off a bridge while lighting up if you'd like to come.|Noelani Kiele}}<br />
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==Twelve Steps==<br />
These are the original Twelve Steps as published by Hunters Anonymous<br />
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# We admitted we were powerless over hunting — that our lives had become unmanageable.<br />
# Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.<br />
# Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Goddess ''as we understood Her''.<br />
# Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.<br />
# Admitted to The Goddess, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.<br />
# Were entirely ready to have The Goddess remove all these defects of Moral character.<br />
# Humbly asked Her to remove our shortcomings.<br />
# Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.<br />
# Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, especially when to do so would injure them or others.<br />
# Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.<br />
# Sought through violence and medication to improve our conscious contact with The Goddess ''as we understood Her'', praying only for knowledge of Her Will for us and the power to carry that out.<br />
# Having had some sort of spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to hunters, and to claim their bounties in all our affairs.<br />
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==News==<br />
;Mai 2009<br />
Switched Medications have lead to the founding of Mostly H.Armless.<br />
<br />
Here the original news:<br />
<br />
'Mostly Harmless teamed up with former rivals H.A to become Mostly H.Armless, a player killing, trash-talk spilling, bounty hunting, Hippo punting guild of calamitous intent. Together, Mostly H.Armless helped provide security for MCM's first birthday party by taking out local scumbags, Team Zombie Hardcore. Blue punch was had, griefers were mad, oak trees were sad, all in all it was pretty rad.'<br />
(source: [[Mostly Harmless]])<br />
<br />
Apologies to TZH, we will sort out who is responsible for this mistake.<br />
;April 2009<br />
Treatments in South Blythville and Lockettside went on with good progress. Thanks especially to [[Mostly Harmless]] for some very interesting meetings.<br />
;March 2009<br />
Therapy continues and more claims made. Frequent customer Duke D'oeuvre showed some progress and created the first version of our wiki page. We all thank him and are convinced that one day his scones will be enjoyable without creating any adverse reactions.<br />
;February 2009<br />
Therapy started and first group claims made in West Grayside. First hunters took the tag Hunters Anonymous and therefore admitted in public that they are addicted to hunting. Please congratulate them in making the first step.<br />
;January 2009<br />
H.A formed.<br />
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==Membership==<br />
While all members are of course anonymous, some are less anonymous than others. Here are some of those.<br />
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{| class="wikitable sortable" style="caption-side:bottom"<br />
! H.A Name || Membership || Member since || Notes<br />
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| [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1291847 Noelani Kiele] || Exalted Ruler || 2009-01-26 || Make an appointment to avoid disappointment<br />
|-<br />
| [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1404708 DrQuincy] || Skyclad Prophet || 2009-01-26 || Mostly Sinless<br />
|-<br />
| [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1291842 Dean Hamilton] || Chief of Medicine || 2009-01-26 || In charge of all medications used in treatment.<br />
|-<br />
| [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1469934 Nachtgalerie] || Night Gallery || 2009-02-14 || The Recluse...The Child...The Witch...The Host...<br />
|-<br />
| [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1306450 Angel Wolf] || Most Tame One || 2009-02-20 || Cutest pony in Malton<br />
|-<br />
| [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=638300 Stranger on a Crane] || || 2009-02-22 || <br />
|-<br />
| [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471253 Vance de Gauss] || || 2009-02-22 || <br />
|-<br />
| Duke D'oeuvre || Hunter/Addict || 2009-02-08 || Brings scones to meetings<br />
|-<br />
| Anonymous || Hunter(s)/Addict(s) || Unknown || <br />
|}<br />
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{{dablink|<small>A joint venture of [[Lord Curton's Gentlemen's Hunting Club]] and the [[Rogues Gallery]].</small>}}<br />
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[[Category:Lord Curton's Mostly Gentlemen's H.Armless Hunting Club]]</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain/Alts/Saint_Gambi&diff=2049091User:Amber Waves of Pain/Alts/Saint Gambi2012-12-23T07:21:01Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: </p>
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<div>=Saint Gambi=<br />
<blockquote>"Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn." - Gore Vidal</blockquote><BR><BR><br />
Gambi is my real life nickname of...20 years now. She's my alter ego and, for the most part, my online presence.<BR><BR><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=756429 The one and only].<br><br />
[http://blog.myspace.com/thehive The original blog].<br><br />
[http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php?board=97.0 Come say hey!]<br><br><br />
=Patronage=<br />
Subgenius minister and a Discordian Saint. Beatified by Pope Yeti. Patron Saint of Bots in Religious chat rooms and as close to the living embodiment of Barhah as you'll get, the only exception being [[User:Revenant#Malton | The Pirate LeChuck]], whom she hunts with regularly.<br><br><br />
<br />
=History=<br />
She woke up about two years ago after I finally remembered her password. I started playing her regularly after testing a few of the new weapon changes in 2008.<br><br><br />
<br />
*Logged in, dead.<br />
*Got a revive, infected.<br />
*Landed in [http://rg.urbandead.net/profiles/view/691587 KyIe The Feared's] safehouse at 13HP.<br />
*Pleaded for mercy, fled like a bitch.<br />
*Tested Rev's theory about flare+fuel combo.<br />
*Skilled up dirt napping at Perryn, then shooting cool nYou in Buckley.<br />
*Joined The Saints.<br />
*Became the only Subgenius Bounty Hunter in Malton.<br />
*Became a friend of the Butthole Surfers.<br />
*Pissed off FAWSTAR.<br />
*Pissed off Gumby the Impaler.<br />
*Pissed off LoD.<br />
*Pissed off the Gore Corps.<br />
*Pissed off FoD.<br />
*Pissed off Finis.<br />
*Became an unofficial friend of the Philosophe Knights.<br />
*Participated in GTA: DARISbank with ZHU, the PKnights and the PKA.<br />
*Hung around the North West, picking off the prudence fakes and finis alts for...about seven months.<br />
*Became a friend of the Gore Corps.<br />
*Became a friend of LoD.<br />
*Burned all my bridges with The Saints with Fire and Slack after discovering that three of them were zerging and that two thirds of the leadership ("council") at the time was going to try and force policy through that would prevent members from sharing info gathered with their Saints character with the zerg list. Reported it to the zerg list before the policy went through. Two are now perma-zergs.<br />
*Pissed off Cisco Kitty for reporting her cyber buddies to the liste.<br />
*Around X-Mas '09 started my own group. With blackjack. And Hookers.<br />
*Won an MMA.<br />
*Racked up enough nabs to become one of the most prolific zerg hunters in Malton.<br />
*Pissed off a bunch of zergs and zerg sympathizers since.<br />
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==Haters and Imitators==<br />
These are some of my impersonators that ZHU and various other friends have found:<br><br><br />
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Saint' Gambi id=1477658<br><br />
:a finis alt. Discovered by a friend whilest I was zerg hunting in DARISbank.<br />
Saint Giambi id=1670645<br><br />
:likely a finis alt.<br />
Sainte Gambi id=1684255<br><br />
:Dunno about this one. Someone said they saw it working with TZH.<br />
Gambi Smebbi Pubbi id=1712878<br><br />
:This last one's pretty funny because, as you can see from my brief history there, clearly I AM HELPING KEVAN and not playing the game for my own personal slack. From all reports it sits around DARISbank doing fuck all so, no idea who owns it. Some butthurt zerg probably.<br />
<br />
'''Kindly be careful not to click any links in the impostor profiles as they usually lead to hax/script kiddie crap.'''<br />
<br />
My own profile link currently leads to special xmas message on youtube.<br />
<br />
There are others impersonating my other characters, but this page is only about Saint Gambi so, I'll put them all on a separate page or some crap.<br />
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==Internet Hate Machine==<br />
I tend to "role play" as a Subgenius holy roller when I'm bounty hunting and that can get under people's skin. But Saint Gambi is mostly just a zerg hunter these days. I'm not anti-PKer. That'd be fucking stupid considering that Bounty Hunters are really just PKers with a badge. I'm also not even slightly pro-survivor.<br />
<br />
I don't kill zombies. I don't have headshot and will never buy it considering that it's really the only griefer specific skill in game. <br />
<br />
I don't kill honest PKers while there are zergs around. I would appreciate it if those same honest PKers, Death Cultists and zombies did me the same courtesy. That's merely a request. Zombies must eat, PKers must murder, you've got to kill your friends, I was on 4HP, etc. And I'm comfortable playing as a zombie when I need to. I don't mind getting shot up by PKers, it's probably the only reason I started Bounty Hunting in the first place, but don't expect much of a response if you've got nothing interesting to say for yourself. You may as well be a zombie and enjoy being off the RG if all you're gonna do is kill me. You're just wasting your AP searching the gun store otherwise.<br />
<br />
I'm labeled as a griefer because I tend to kill cheats a lot. These cheats get upset, throw tantrums, call me all sorts of colourful names and toss around pathetic, obscene threats. But I'll tell you now: If I killed you, you had it coming. Suck it up, grow a fucking set and get right and you'll never have to see me again.<br />
<br />
You'll either love me or hate me. I don't give a fuck either way, you're still thinking about me.<br />
{{wbjah|NAME=Saint Gambi|SUIT=S|VALUE=Queen}}<br />
{{Subgenius|Saint Gambi}}<br />
{{Patriopsychoticanarchomaterialism}}</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Amber_Waves_of_Pain&diff=2002999User talk:Amber Waves of Pain2012-05-19T09:19:22Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* what now */</p>
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<div>==Did That Hurt?==<br />
I'm not strict with guide lines, just press the [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Amber_Waves_of_Pain&action=edit&section=new +] and drop me a line. <br />
<br />
==RE:Hi==<br />
I got your greeting, so I'll throw one back. "I have a talk page?" sprang to mind. Hope to see you soon, plus keep going with the diary.<br />
Just finishing some business with the victims of Malton, who are one brain short of a BARHAH! --[[User:Dirk triggerfinger|Dirk triggerfinger]]<br />
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== Dhavid Grohl Doesn't Care About Slack People! ==<br />
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Get bent, your friend is a Rapist, I want nothing to do with you or her, as you are both classified under "scum in my book". Kill me all you want, you only prove me right. In summary, get bent. --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 17:43, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
:Dhavid, my friend posted a taunt on brainstock. I've yet to see any evidence that said post is rape. Since you obviously take issue with it, maybe you should consider taking it up with the mods there or even report it to invisionfree. Maybe you could just shut the hell up? Maybe you could stop harassing people in their mailboxes? Just trying to help you here, chief. Your friend is on the ignore list. Your friend text raped one of my friends in-game. Harassing his victim/s is not the way to go about getting him off the ignore list. If you really don't want anything to do with me, fucking with my friends then posting on my user page as opposed to the discussion page was not the way to go about it. Ignoring me would have been more appropriate. Either way, this is probably going to be the last time I will engage you here. I don't like the wiki and people like you are the reason why. See you in Malton. Bhalls=>whalls, Praise "Bob," Love, etc. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 22:52, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
Le sigh, does his infantile immature prattling not numb the senses my dear Amber? --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 20:39, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
:Indeed. I'm glad I'm not so obsessed with a game that I have to stalk three different women to discourage them from playing. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 22:52, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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:Makes my brain hurt after a while. Maybe if we give him some loose change he'll go away? --[[User:Vandr|Vandr]] 22:46, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
::I hope so Vandr. His posts are starting to stink up the place. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 22:52, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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::: So you contact me, and then ask me to ignore you Amber? Why would I do that? You don't scare me, intimidate me, or have any effect on me whatsoever. And of course you don't impress me in the least. As you can see, I have pwned all of your friends and now yourself. Its easily done when you all defend rapists. I now find it hilarious that you refer to Lady HK as a "victim" of text rape, again alluding to the fact that she and Dirty Girl are one an the same (as Lady HK herself leaked a while back). What happened to that story? And we aren't harassing her with anything more than screenshots of what she did, and definitions according to Iowa State Code, Miriam Webster's Dictionary, and the American Heritage Dictionary. If she doesn't like that, she should change her behavior, or take it up with the guys writing the literature. The facts stand, she's a rapist. --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 04:56, 10 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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:::: Oh, and as a side note. I am poor, and I could use any loose change you have. --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 04:56, 10 June 2008 (BST)<br />
:::: tl;dr --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:01, 10 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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=TZH, Dhavid Grohl and CyberStalking=<br />
Taken from Wikipedia:<br />
:[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberstalker Cyberstalking]:<br />
<blockquote>When identifying cyberstalking "in the field," and particularly when considering whether to report it to any kind of legal authority, the following features or combination of features can be considered to characterize a true stalking situation: [http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=define:malice&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 malice], premeditation, [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9171&view=findpost&p=11600127 repetition] [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9171&view=findpost&p=11600180 (1)] [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9171&view=findpost&p=11600316 (2)][http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Hikari_Kisugi&action=history (3)][http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Amber_Waves_of_Pain (4)] [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Grim_s#User:Dhavid_Grohl (5)], [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:A_Helpful_Little_Gnome distress], obsession, vendetta, no legitimate purpose, personally directed, [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Dhavid_Grohl#Stop_insulting_people disregarded warnings to stop], [http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=harassment harassment], and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threat threats]. (Bocij, Paul. ''Cyberstalking: Harassment in the Internet Age and How to Protect Your Family''. Praeger, 2004, pp. 9-10.)<br />
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A number of key factors have been identified:<br />
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*'''False accusations'''. Many cyberstalkers try to damage the reputation of their victim and turn other people against them. They post false information about them on websites. They may set up their own websites, blogs or user pages for this purpose. They post allegations about the victim to newsgroups, chat rooms or other sites that allow public contributions, such as Wikipedia or Amazon.com. ([http://www.jahitchcock.com/cyberstalked/skippress.htm Fighting Cyberstalking])<br />
*'''Attempts to gather information about the victim'''. Cyberstalkers may approach their victim's friends, family and work colleagues to obtain personal information. They may advertise for information on the Internet, or hire a private detective. They often will monitor the victim's online activities and attempt to trace their IP address in an effort to gather more information about their victims. ([http://firstmonday.org/issues/issue8_9/mcfarlane/ An exploration of predatory behavior in cyberspace: Towards a typology of cyberstalkers by Leroy McFarlane and Paul Bocij])<br />
*'''Encouraging others to harass the victim'''. Many cyberstalkers try to involve third parties in the harassment. They may claim the victim has harmed the stalker or his/her family in some way, or may post the victim's name and telephone number in order to encourage others to join the pursuit.<br />
*'''False victimization'''. The cyberstalker will claim that the victim is harassing him/her. Bocij writes that this phenomenon has been noted in a number of well-known cases.<br />
*'''Attacks on data and equipment'''. They may try to damage the victim's computer by sending viruses.<br />
*'''Ordering goods and services'''. They order items or subscribe to magazines in the victim's name. These often involve subscriptions to pornography or ordering sex toys then having them delivered to the victim's workplace.<br />
*'''Arranging to meet'''. Young people face a particularly high risk of having cyberstalkers try to set up meetings between them. (Bocij, Paul. ''Cyberstalking: Harassment in the Internet Age and How to Protect Your Family''. Praeger, 2004, pp. 12-13.)<br />
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===Examples of Dhavid's/TZH's rampant Cyberstalking===<br />
<br />
If you've been a victim of TZH or Dhavid Grohl's cyberstalking, (remember, this relates to meta-gaming as well in the game itself,) I encourage you to post links, screenshots and all evidence you can below. This will be largely symbolic, but will also serve as a warning that various individuals involved in this group engage in such behavior. However, since cyberstalking is a crime, if there is sufficient evidence to warrant it, I will be submitting the case to the proper authorities.<br />
<br />
Before you post, be sure to edit out any personal information that may compromise your own safety or the safety of others as I personally do not have the time to do this. <br />
<br />
If you wish to remain anonymous, I can be contacted privately in [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showuser=7497 IM on brainstock] or in [http://www.barhah.com/ucp.php?i=pm&mode=compose&u=4528 IM on barhah.com]. Please be specific and have evidence to back up your claims. This is not an open invitation to spam my inbox with abuse.<br />
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Furthermore I encourage all those who have been harassed or stalked by these people to go to [http://www.cyberangels.org cyberangels.org] and contact them with any questions.<br />
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Any entries on my page from Dhavid and or members of TZH will be deleted. <br />
Regards, --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 21:43, 11 July 2008 (BST)<br />
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---Greetings Amber<br />
I hope you can someday use this evidence against TZH.<br />
I'm not quite sure if this is considered " text rape " though.<br />
But then again,i am no judge.<br />
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http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pkrfkeditzu9.jpg<br />
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Further evidence can be found here:<br />
http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9430&st=495<br />
best of luck to ya, --[[User:Rob Lefter|Rob Lefter]] 2:15, 14 June 2008 (PST)<br />
<br />
== hi Amber ==<br />
<br />
Sorry if I'm not posting this the right way. Just wanted to say hi and compliment you on your zombie communication: you're ''really'' good at it. And I'm enjoying our "unholy union" in Malton very much, lol. Talk to you again soon :) Emeric<br />
:We need a more efficient way to communicate! :p Do you use chat at all? I go by "adolf" in IRC on nexuswar's server and I'm usually in [http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/chat.php #redrum]. Drop in if you can! I'll introduce you to my zombie grahnbah and baba XD Also, get yourself a wiki account. I hate the wiki, but at the moment, it's all we've got :( --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 18:57, 28 June 2008 (BST)<br />
Again, hope I'm doing this right. I can't get onto #redrum like i did yesterday, for some reason. I've created a gmail and added it onto my Emeric Belasco profile, and my emails get forwarded to my cell (sometimes) so I can be reached there in a pinch (though I might not be able to reply back immediately). Finally, I like the changes to your AWoP wiki. Hopefully I'll talk to you later today. Take care :) --[[User:Emeric Belasco|Emeric Belasco]] 9:10, 29 June 2008 (CST)<br />
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=Hi from Danceyman=<br />
Just so you know... The UD FAQ defines PK'ing as a survivor killing another survivor... just wanted to point that out. Kthnx... /dance --[[User:Danceyman|Danceyman]] 05:27, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:No! Really? Please don't come to my talk page and state the obvious. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 13:55, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
Hey, you said on my page "You're not a PKer? Really? You try telling that to the zombies you headshot" Zombie does not = survivor. --[[User:Danceyman|Danceyman]] 16:59, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were mentally handicapped. I '''know''' how the Rogue's Gallery defines a Player Killer. I am a mod on the RG. I also play what you would call a "PKer." A KOS one at that. And I've recently started bounty hunting, too. I '''know''' what most people mean when they claim that so and so is a "PKer." I was speaking my mind. I don't believe this idiotic wiki faq business. I believe everyone in UD is a PKer since '''Zombies are players too.''' IE. If you kill zombies, you're a PLAYER KILLER. Please stop talking now. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 17:30, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::Which is why I prefer appellations such as "murderer", "professional killer" or "psycho-killer"... or my own wonderfully disrepsectful coinages such as, "PeeKing Toms" or "PeePeeKayerz" '':P'' ... But, yes, every time you headshoot a zombie in the street, Mr. Dancyman, you're killing a fellow player. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 17:41, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Hello from [[butthole surfers|The Butthole Surfers]] ==<br />
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Just wanted to drop by and let you know that you're a good friend and you are welcome in our hideout anytime. Send your alts by as well! We'd love to belly up to the bar and buy them a shot! <br />
{{FoBHS}}<br />
--[[User:Tex tripppen|Tex tripppen]] 18:02, 28 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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== :D ==<br />
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Not testing anything but i thought i'd drop in anyway <3 [[User:MoonShine|MoonShine]] 13:33, 8 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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\o/ Ambah! {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 13:36, 8 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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She never says hi to me. She should say it more. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 02:20, 10 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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= MMAs =<br />
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Thanks, boss! Next year should be even better. :D {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 16:11, 28 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Preston Arms calling all staff. ==<br />
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I see you and your friends have decided to see the light.<br />
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We can always use more staff so please stand by for yer rota.<br />
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I haven't had a saturday night off in ages.<br />
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I assume ye are now staff and not imposters.<br />
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Many thanks<br />
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Catchy<br />
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Preston Staff<small>—The preceding [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment was added by [[User:CatchyMonkey|CatchyMonkey]] ([[User talk:CatchyMonkey|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/CatchyMonkey|contribs]]) 12:58, 10 January 2010.</small><br />
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:Alas! We were all destined to head over to Preston today, but we had business in Richmond Hills that needed clearing up. I did send Preston HugeArms a PM over on Brainstock about that too. We ''will'' be back and we ''will'' work for our room and board. Catch ya later Catchy. ;) --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 12:13, 11 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Evening, <br />
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when are ye heading over? Ye are kinda late for yer shifts.<br />
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I read this with great interest : <br />
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/With_Blackjack_and_Hookers<br />
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Is there a more secure way we can commuicate?<br />
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Regards,<br />
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Catchy<br />
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:Several. Most of which you can find reading this talk page. For now, PM me on either [http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=1615 Resenz], [http://s1.zetaboards.com/brainstock/profile/759779/ Brainstock], or [http://www.barhah.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4528 Barhah.com.] --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 11:34, 1 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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= *Cough* =<br />
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*Tumbleweed* I... remember you! --[[User:TouchingVirus|TouchingVirus]] 03:23, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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= I <3 U =<br />
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'''Counting down the days...''' *twirls fluffy cuffs and winks*--{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 20:38, 15 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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[[Image:Valentine_card.jpg]]<br />
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== Beauty Pageant ==<br />
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Hello, I noticed you posted on the wiki page for the beauty pageant. I would be more then happy for you to help. Right now I'm drawing a blank on what you could do except for one thing, which is to help raise awareness of the beauty pageant so we can publicity and get contestants. If you could list what you think you could do to help that would be good, it would help me narrow down what I think would be good.<br />
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--[[User:Mindlessidiots|Mindlessidiots]] 23:50, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== You have been entered ==<br />
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Hey Amber, I added you to the list. I have three questions though, are you going to be representing a group or just going for yourself? Also what would be the best way to contact you privately? And lastly would you mind if you helped me advertise the pageant to the PK crowed, I don't think I would make much headway there by myself. --[[User:Mindlessidiots|Mindlessidiots]] 23:18, 18 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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:Just me, though Revenant might end up press-ganging me into representing the Hunting Club. You can contact me [http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=1615 on Resenz], [http://barhah.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&sid=664b994f11db4a972e523eed1d982498&u=4528 on Barhah.com] or on [http://redrum.scoundrell.com/forum/members/viewprofile?u=56 the new PKer hub]. Resenz or barhah will get a faster response. I'll have a talk to you about promoting it when you're in touch. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 12:46, 19 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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::Awesome, I'll just contact you through barhah since I already have an account there. --[[User:Mindlessidiots|Mindlessidiots]] 23:10, 19 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Siege on Sears ==<br />
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Is this what you had in mind? [[Siege on Sears]]. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 08:46, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Fuck yes! You rock! --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 08:51, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::(: I went and bought my zombie makeup today. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 08:59, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::: I've added it as an event [http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=157911700915108 here] Should be public if I'm doin it rite. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:21, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::This is going to fucking rock. Lets make it onto Wikipedia's Sears entry. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 12:19, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::I've invited a number of zombie celebrities and even some harman guests via facebook and I've also just posted an open invite on barhah.com. Whether it will yield a response or not...well that general UD section of the forum is kinda dead. (No pun intended.) But I'll poke MOBsters and leftover Bashers periodically over the next couple days and the RRF when get a chance. DDR, can you make yourself useful and invite Katthew plz? --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 15:46, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Yo, good user page ==<br />
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Hi. I just wanted to thank you for your user page. It helped remind me to lighten up a bit about.<br />
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PKing (er... survivor killing, I suppose) isn't really my thing and I have being wavering in my views on it, but people make a good point about all kills being PKs. And frankly, I got nothing except it can be annoying. Just the risks of playing an MMO (or doing anything, really).<br />
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Anyway, just thought I'd let you know you helped me sort that out. Thanks.<br />
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--[[User:Federnder|Federnder]] 00:50, 26 October 2010 (BST)<br />
: Heh. As said, I don't particularly find much amusement in such actions. Well, maybe a little. But I prefer other, less killy enterprises at the moment. Perhaps in the future.--[[User:Federnder|Federnder]] 13:54, 26 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Email to "Heather" RE:Your Brains==<br />
Thanks ''so much'' for that, TripleU. You do realize that a link back to the wiki is just them acknowledging they've stolen the concept, right? [[UDWiki:Copyrights | Read this]] before you act in the future plz. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:31, 26 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:I never sent any emails. Please reexamine the indents and shift your displeasure to [[User:Herman]]. Be nice, he's a newb. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 00:12, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::I was a bit rough wasn't I? Sorry about that. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:02, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::NP :3 --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 05:12, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::I've calmed down since anyway. Even if they try to pass it off as a citation, it still works for us. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:31, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Well Played==<br />
Well played, indeed, within the Bear Pit. We are the zoo definetly did NOT see the MOB coming. At all. Though I regret that I will now be forced to hunt you down and destroy you, as well as Irishman, as soon as I return to surivior status, I do wish you good luck in the future. Its always a bit of fun, waking up to seeing the entire bloody stronghold of a survivor group decimated, I daresay? --[[User:Jasten Macala|Jasten Macala]] 03:35, 5 January 2011 (BST)<br />
:Perhaps the zookeepers should resolve to be more vigilant then. We were in the adjoining suburb of Roachtown for nearly a week. Most survivor groups can see us coming. And it's your prerogative, but aren't you taking this a little personal? We don't generally discriminate when it comes to food, but I think you knew your remarks in the lion cage were inappropriate. I don't want to sound like a PC nazi or anything, but I don't think a lot of thought went into the "lolfags" style remarks that you made. In other words: you deserved it. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 01:58, 6 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
You misspelled my name. And you're stinky.--[[User:Irishmen|Irishmen]] 02:02, 6 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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Oh I fully deserved it. Though the lolfags statements were carried out by my brother. I should never leave my computer unattended. *Sigh* regardless. In anycase... the zookeepers don't even really care about vigilance anymore. :D Ah, and the taking this personal thing? Naw, I'm just saying it gives me someone to hunt. Oh, and sorry Irishmen. My bad. Sorry if anything I, or my brother, did, made you mad. Again, well played, and good luck.<br />
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Ah, and congrats on finding me again. Next time, I'll bail and head WAY north. Ha. --[[User:Jasten Macala|Jasten Macala]] 08:45, 7 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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:Hunters generally move in the direction of their prey instead of fleeing from it. You may wish to consider this piece of advice before pursuing the ever elusive Irishmen. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:15, 7 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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Maybe I should clarify. I'll bail if I am as horribly understocked with ammo as I am right now. Good point though. I feel like an idiot, after reading that. xP Regardless... --[[User:Jasten Macala|Jasten Macala]] 18:51, 7 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== 2011 Malton Beauty Pageant ==<br />
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I saw you'd signed up for the pageant last year but dint get to compete as it never happened! :(<br />
Would you like to compete in the (under new management) Pageant?? <br />
Frankly I think you're the perfect type of UrbanDeadian & would be an asset to the contest!<br />
I'm still in the planning stages of this revised pageant but feel free to contact me at:<br />
SmokeyDawn@gmail.com or on Messenger... SmokeyDawn@live.com :D<br />
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= Lawl =<br />
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<3 You are more than welcome m'love, this is ''by far'' the most fun I've had in this game since the Browncoats were flushed... {{User:Urgggggggh/sig}} 09:51, 3 July 2011 (BST)<br />
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== what now ==<br />
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?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>02:08, 1 December 2011 (bst)</small><br />
:??--[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 02:45, 1 December 2011 (UTC)<br />
::that message on my talk page.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>06:19, 19 May 2012 </small><br />
:::Excuse me, but I was talking to Amber tonight. Don't you ever interrupt me again you big fat bearded poof you. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 06:51, 19 May 2012 (BST)<br />
::::...or I'll bum you so ''fucking'' hard your arse will know "waves of pain" alright. [[Image:Stare.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 06:54, 19 May 2012 (BST)<br />
:::::ogod it's spreading --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 10:19, 19 May 2012 (BST)<br />
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== You might not be everyones cup of tea ==<br />
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...but there is some integrity in there underneath that armour, I knowz that much. Have a template, you've earned it girl. [[Image:Cool.gif]]<br />
{{Lousy_Template}} {{User:Kempy/sig}} 23:38, 18 May 2012 (BST)<br />
:Well, the first question that comes to mind is "I was?" But then as I re-read your message and, after noting your pejorative use of the word "girl," I remembered that you're a serial white knight, so that makes a lot of sense. As for tea and integrity, I'd of thought that was evident in the colours I wear. So thanks for stating the obvious, I guess. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 00:33, 19 May 2012 (BST)<br />
::Aw, don't be like that. I'm just throwing out the love to all my UD chums is all. Bygones, etc... innit? What if I popped onto #redrum and wooed you with a flash of my hairy legs, would that help? Srs, I'm being dead sincere here. I had you pegged all wrong in the past was all, understandable when you consider who some of my previous employers were. C'mon, take the olive branch. You know it makes sense. [[image:content.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 01:12, 19 May 2012 (BST)<br />
:::You can go into #redrum if you like. I'm not in there though. I know you've the best of intentions, m'dear, just keepin' it real. But seriously, don't call me girl. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 01:41, 19 May 2012 (BST)<br />
:::: Oh shuddup. What, you'd rather I called you "dude"? Bloody wimmins these days. And yes, I did indeed go into #redrum. You weren't there. [[image:finethen.gif]] Anyways, no matter. Like you said, my intentions were the bestest. No harm, no foul. Keep pissing people off, you. Do eet with style. [[image:cool.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}}</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Amber_Waves_of_Pain&diff=2002909User talk:Amber Waves of Pain2012-05-19T00:41:34Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* You might not be everyones cup of tea */</p>
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<div>==Did That Hurt?==<br />
I'm not strict with guide lines, just press the [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Amber_Waves_of_Pain&action=edit&section=new +] and drop me a line. <br />
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==RE:Hi==<br />
I got your greeting, so I'll throw one back. "I have a talk page?" sprang to mind. Hope to see you soon, plus keep going with the diary.<br />
Just finishing some business with the victims of Malton, who are one brain short of a BARHAH! --[[User:Dirk triggerfinger|Dirk triggerfinger]]<br />
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== Dhavid Grohl Doesn't Care About Slack People! ==<br />
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Get bent, your friend is a Rapist, I want nothing to do with you or her, as you are both classified under "scum in my book". Kill me all you want, you only prove me right. In summary, get bent. --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 17:43, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
:Dhavid, my friend posted a taunt on brainstock. I've yet to see any evidence that said post is rape. Since you obviously take issue with it, maybe you should consider taking it up with the mods there or even report it to invisionfree. Maybe you could just shut the hell up? Maybe you could stop harassing people in their mailboxes? Just trying to help you here, chief. Your friend is on the ignore list. Your friend text raped one of my friends in-game. Harassing his victim/s is not the way to go about getting him off the ignore list. If you really don't want anything to do with me, fucking with my friends then posting on my user page as opposed to the discussion page was not the way to go about it. Ignoring me would have been more appropriate. Either way, this is probably going to be the last time I will engage you here. I don't like the wiki and people like you are the reason why. See you in Malton. Bhalls=>whalls, Praise "Bob," Love, etc. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 22:52, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
Le sigh, does his infantile immature prattling not numb the senses my dear Amber? --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 20:39, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
:Indeed. I'm glad I'm not so obsessed with a game that I have to stalk three different women to discourage them from playing. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 22:52, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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:Makes my brain hurt after a while. Maybe if we give him some loose change he'll go away? --[[User:Vandr|Vandr]] 22:46, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
::I hope so Vandr. His posts are starting to stink up the place. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 22:52, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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::: So you contact me, and then ask me to ignore you Amber? Why would I do that? You don't scare me, intimidate me, or have any effect on me whatsoever. And of course you don't impress me in the least. As you can see, I have pwned all of your friends and now yourself. Its easily done when you all defend rapists. I now find it hilarious that you refer to Lady HK as a "victim" of text rape, again alluding to the fact that she and Dirty Girl are one an the same (as Lady HK herself leaked a while back). What happened to that story? And we aren't harassing her with anything more than screenshots of what she did, and definitions according to Iowa State Code, Miriam Webster's Dictionary, and the American Heritage Dictionary. If she doesn't like that, she should change her behavior, or take it up with the guys writing the literature. The facts stand, she's a rapist. --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 04:56, 10 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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:::: Oh, and as a side note. I am poor, and I could use any loose change you have. --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 04:56, 10 June 2008 (BST)<br />
:::: tl;dr --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:01, 10 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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=TZH, Dhavid Grohl and CyberStalking=<br />
Taken from Wikipedia:<br />
:[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberstalker Cyberstalking]:<br />
<blockquote>When identifying cyberstalking "in the field," and particularly when considering whether to report it to any kind of legal authority, the following features or combination of features can be considered to characterize a true stalking situation: [http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=define:malice&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 malice], premeditation, [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9171&view=findpost&p=11600127 repetition] [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9171&view=findpost&p=11600180 (1)] [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9171&view=findpost&p=11600316 (2)][http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Hikari_Kisugi&action=history (3)][http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Amber_Waves_of_Pain (4)] [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Grim_s#User:Dhavid_Grohl (5)], [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:A_Helpful_Little_Gnome distress], obsession, vendetta, no legitimate purpose, personally directed, [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Dhavid_Grohl#Stop_insulting_people disregarded warnings to stop], [http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=harassment harassment], and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threat threats]. (Bocij, Paul. ''Cyberstalking: Harassment in the Internet Age and How to Protect Your Family''. Praeger, 2004, pp. 9-10.)<br />
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A number of key factors have been identified:<br />
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*'''False accusations'''. Many cyberstalkers try to damage the reputation of their victim and turn other people against them. They post false information about them on websites. They may set up their own websites, blogs or user pages for this purpose. They post allegations about the victim to newsgroups, chat rooms or other sites that allow public contributions, such as Wikipedia or Amazon.com. ([http://www.jahitchcock.com/cyberstalked/skippress.htm Fighting Cyberstalking])<br />
*'''Attempts to gather information about the victim'''. Cyberstalkers may approach their victim's friends, family and work colleagues to obtain personal information. They may advertise for information on the Internet, or hire a private detective. They often will monitor the victim's online activities and attempt to trace their IP address in an effort to gather more information about their victims. ([http://firstmonday.org/issues/issue8_9/mcfarlane/ An exploration of predatory behavior in cyberspace: Towards a typology of cyberstalkers by Leroy McFarlane and Paul Bocij])<br />
*'''Encouraging others to harass the victim'''. Many cyberstalkers try to involve third parties in the harassment. They may claim the victim has harmed the stalker or his/her family in some way, or may post the victim's name and telephone number in order to encourage others to join the pursuit.<br />
*'''False victimization'''. The cyberstalker will claim that the victim is harassing him/her. Bocij writes that this phenomenon has been noted in a number of well-known cases.<br />
*'''Attacks on data and equipment'''. They may try to damage the victim's computer by sending viruses.<br />
*'''Ordering goods and services'''. They order items or subscribe to magazines in the victim's name. These often involve subscriptions to pornography or ordering sex toys then having them delivered to the victim's workplace.<br />
*'''Arranging to meet'''. Young people face a particularly high risk of having cyberstalkers try to set up meetings between them. (Bocij, Paul. ''Cyberstalking: Harassment in the Internet Age and How to Protect Your Family''. Praeger, 2004, pp. 12-13.)<br />
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===Examples of Dhavid's/TZH's rampant Cyberstalking===<br />
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If you've been a victim of TZH or Dhavid Grohl's cyberstalking, (remember, this relates to meta-gaming as well in the game itself,) I encourage you to post links, screenshots and all evidence you can below. This will be largely symbolic, but will also serve as a warning that various individuals involved in this group engage in such behavior. However, since cyberstalking is a crime, if there is sufficient evidence to warrant it, I will be submitting the case to the proper authorities.<br />
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Before you post, be sure to edit out any personal information that may compromise your own safety or the safety of others as I personally do not have the time to do this. <br />
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If you wish to remain anonymous, I can be contacted privately in [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showuser=7497 IM on brainstock] or in [http://www.barhah.com/ucp.php?i=pm&mode=compose&u=4528 IM on barhah.com]. Please be specific and have evidence to back up your claims. This is not an open invitation to spam my inbox with abuse.<br />
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Furthermore I encourage all those who have been harassed or stalked by these people to go to [http://www.cyberangels.org cyberangels.org] and contact them with any questions.<br />
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Any entries on my page from Dhavid and or members of TZH will be deleted. <br />
Regards, --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 21:43, 11 July 2008 (BST)<br />
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---Greetings Amber<br />
I hope you can someday use this evidence against TZH.<br />
I'm not quite sure if this is considered " text rape " though.<br />
But then again,i am no judge.<br />
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http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pkrfkeditzu9.jpg<br />
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Further evidence can be found here:<br />
http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9430&st=495<br />
best of luck to ya, --[[User:Rob Lefter|Rob Lefter]] 2:15, 14 June 2008 (PST)<br />
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== hi Amber ==<br />
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Sorry if I'm not posting this the right way. Just wanted to say hi and compliment you on your zombie communication: you're ''really'' good at it. And I'm enjoying our "unholy union" in Malton very much, lol. Talk to you again soon :) Emeric<br />
:We need a more efficient way to communicate! :p Do you use chat at all? I go by "adolf" in IRC on nexuswar's server and I'm usually in [http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/chat.php #redrum]. Drop in if you can! I'll introduce you to my zombie grahnbah and baba XD Also, get yourself a wiki account. I hate the wiki, but at the moment, it's all we've got :( --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 18:57, 28 June 2008 (BST)<br />
Again, hope I'm doing this right. I can't get onto #redrum like i did yesterday, for some reason. I've created a gmail and added it onto my Emeric Belasco profile, and my emails get forwarded to my cell (sometimes) so I can be reached there in a pinch (though I might not be able to reply back immediately). Finally, I like the changes to your AWoP wiki. Hopefully I'll talk to you later today. Take care :) --[[User:Emeric Belasco|Emeric Belasco]] 9:10, 29 June 2008 (CST)<br />
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=Hi from Danceyman=<br />
Just so you know... The UD FAQ defines PK'ing as a survivor killing another survivor... just wanted to point that out. Kthnx... /dance --[[User:Danceyman|Danceyman]] 05:27, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:No! Really? Please don't come to my talk page and state the obvious. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 13:55, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
Hey, you said on my page "You're not a PKer? Really? You try telling that to the zombies you headshot" Zombie does not = survivor. --[[User:Danceyman|Danceyman]] 16:59, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were mentally handicapped. I '''know''' how the Rogue's Gallery defines a Player Killer. I am a mod on the RG. I also play what you would call a "PKer." A KOS one at that. And I've recently started bounty hunting, too. I '''know''' what most people mean when they claim that so and so is a "PKer." I was speaking my mind. I don't believe this idiotic wiki faq business. I believe everyone in UD is a PKer since '''Zombies are players too.''' IE. If you kill zombies, you're a PLAYER KILLER. Please stop talking now. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 17:30, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::Which is why I prefer appellations such as "murderer", "professional killer" or "psycho-killer"... or my own wonderfully disrepsectful coinages such as, "PeeKing Toms" or "PeePeeKayerz" '':P'' ... But, yes, every time you headshoot a zombie in the street, Mr. Dancyman, you're killing a fellow player. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 17:41, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Hello from [[butthole surfers|The Butthole Surfers]] ==<br />
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Just wanted to drop by and let you know that you're a good friend and you are welcome in our hideout anytime. Send your alts by as well! We'd love to belly up to the bar and buy them a shot! <br />
{{FoBHS}}<br />
--[[User:Tex tripppen|Tex tripppen]] 18:02, 28 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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== :D ==<br />
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Not testing anything but i thought i'd drop in anyway <3 [[User:MoonShine|MoonShine]] 13:33, 8 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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\o/ Ambah! {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 13:36, 8 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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She never says hi to me. She should say it more. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 02:20, 10 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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= MMAs =<br />
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Thanks, boss! Next year should be even better. :D {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 16:11, 28 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Preston Arms calling all staff. ==<br />
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I see you and your friends have decided to see the light.<br />
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We can always use more staff so please stand by for yer rota.<br />
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I haven't had a saturday night off in ages.<br />
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I assume ye are now staff and not imposters.<br />
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Many thanks<br />
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Catchy<br />
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Preston Staff<small>—The preceding [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment was added by [[User:CatchyMonkey|CatchyMonkey]] ([[User talk:CatchyMonkey|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/CatchyMonkey|contribs]]) 12:58, 10 January 2010.</small><br />
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:Alas! We were all destined to head over to Preston today, but we had business in Richmond Hills that needed clearing up. I did send Preston HugeArms a PM over on Brainstock about that too. We ''will'' be back and we ''will'' work for our room and board. Catch ya later Catchy. ;) --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 12:13, 11 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Evening, <br />
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when are ye heading over? Ye are kinda late for yer shifts.<br />
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I read this with great interest : <br />
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/With_Blackjack_and_Hookers<br />
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Is there a more secure way we can commuicate?<br />
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Regards,<br />
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Catchy<br />
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:Several. Most of which you can find reading this talk page. For now, PM me on either [http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=1615 Resenz], [http://s1.zetaboards.com/brainstock/profile/759779/ Brainstock], or [http://www.barhah.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4528 Barhah.com.] --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 11:34, 1 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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= *Cough* =<br />
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*Tumbleweed* I... remember you! --[[User:TouchingVirus|TouchingVirus]] 03:23, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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= I <3 U =<br />
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'''Counting down the days...''' *twirls fluffy cuffs and winks*--{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 20:38, 15 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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[[Image:Valentine_card.jpg]]<br />
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== Beauty Pageant ==<br />
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Hello, I noticed you posted on the wiki page for the beauty pageant. I would be more then happy for you to help. Right now I'm drawing a blank on what you could do except for one thing, which is to help raise awareness of the beauty pageant so we can publicity and get contestants. If you could list what you think you could do to help that would be good, it would help me narrow down what I think would be good.<br />
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--[[User:Mindlessidiots|Mindlessidiots]] 23:50, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== You have been entered ==<br />
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Hey Amber, I added you to the list. I have three questions though, are you going to be representing a group or just going for yourself? Also what would be the best way to contact you privately? And lastly would you mind if you helped me advertise the pageant to the PK crowed, I don't think I would make much headway there by myself. --[[User:Mindlessidiots|Mindlessidiots]] 23:18, 18 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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:Just me, though Revenant might end up press-ganging me into representing the Hunting Club. You can contact me [http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=1615 on Resenz], [http://barhah.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&sid=664b994f11db4a972e523eed1d982498&u=4528 on Barhah.com] or on [http://redrum.scoundrell.com/forum/members/viewprofile?u=56 the new PKer hub]. Resenz or barhah will get a faster response. I'll have a talk to you about promoting it when you're in touch. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 12:46, 19 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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::Awesome, I'll just contact you through barhah since I already have an account there. --[[User:Mindlessidiots|Mindlessidiots]] 23:10, 19 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Siege on Sears ==<br />
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Is this what you had in mind? [[Siege on Sears]]. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 08:46, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Fuck yes! You rock! --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 08:51, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::(: I went and bought my zombie makeup today. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 08:59, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::: I've added it as an event [http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=157911700915108 here] Should be public if I'm doin it rite. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:21, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::This is going to fucking rock. Lets make it onto Wikipedia's Sears entry. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 12:19, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::I've invited a number of zombie celebrities and even some harman guests via facebook and I've also just posted an open invite on barhah.com. Whether it will yield a response or not...well that general UD section of the forum is kinda dead. (No pun intended.) But I'll poke MOBsters and leftover Bashers periodically over the next couple days and the RRF when get a chance. DDR, can you make yourself useful and invite Katthew plz? --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 15:46, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Yo, good user page ==<br />
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Hi. I just wanted to thank you for your user page. It helped remind me to lighten up a bit about.<br />
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PKing (er... survivor killing, I suppose) isn't really my thing and I have being wavering in my views on it, but people make a good point about all kills being PKs. And frankly, I got nothing except it can be annoying. Just the risks of playing an MMO (or doing anything, really).<br />
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Anyway, just thought I'd let you know you helped me sort that out. Thanks.<br />
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--[[User:Federnder|Federnder]] 00:50, 26 October 2010 (BST)<br />
: Heh. As said, I don't particularly find much amusement in such actions. Well, maybe a little. But I prefer other, less killy enterprises at the moment. Perhaps in the future.--[[User:Federnder|Federnder]] 13:54, 26 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Email to "Heather" RE:Your Brains==<br />
Thanks ''so much'' for that, TripleU. You do realize that a link back to the wiki is just them acknowledging they've stolen the concept, right? [[UDWiki:Copyrights | Read this]] before you act in the future plz. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:31, 26 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:I never sent any emails. Please reexamine the indents and shift your displeasure to [[User:Herman]]. Be nice, he's a newb. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 00:12, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::I was a bit rough wasn't I? Sorry about that. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:02, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::NP :3 --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 05:12, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::I've calmed down since anyway. Even if they try to pass it off as a citation, it still works for us. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:31, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Well Played==<br />
Well played, indeed, within the Bear Pit. We are the zoo definetly did NOT see the MOB coming. At all. Though I regret that I will now be forced to hunt you down and destroy you, as well as Irishman, as soon as I return to surivior status, I do wish you good luck in the future. Its always a bit of fun, waking up to seeing the entire bloody stronghold of a survivor group decimated, I daresay? --[[User:Jasten Macala|Jasten Macala]] 03:35, 5 January 2011 (BST)<br />
:Perhaps the zookeepers should resolve to be more vigilant then. We were in the adjoining suburb of Roachtown for nearly a week. Most survivor groups can see us coming. And it's your prerogative, but aren't you taking this a little personal? We don't generally discriminate when it comes to food, but I think you knew your remarks in the lion cage were inappropriate. I don't want to sound like a PC nazi or anything, but I don't think a lot of thought went into the "lolfags" style remarks that you made. In other words: you deserved it. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 01:58, 6 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
You misspelled my name. And you're stinky.--[[User:Irishmen|Irishmen]] 02:02, 6 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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Oh I fully deserved it. Though the lolfags statements were carried out by my brother. I should never leave my computer unattended. *Sigh* regardless. In anycase... the zookeepers don't even really care about vigilance anymore. :D Ah, and the taking this personal thing? Naw, I'm just saying it gives me someone to hunt. Oh, and sorry Irishmen. My bad. Sorry if anything I, or my brother, did, made you mad. Again, well played, and good luck.<br />
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Ah, and congrats on finding me again. Next time, I'll bail and head WAY north. Ha. --[[User:Jasten Macala|Jasten Macala]] 08:45, 7 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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:Hunters generally move in the direction of their prey instead of fleeing from it. You may wish to consider this piece of advice before pursuing the ever elusive Irishmen. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:15, 7 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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Maybe I should clarify. I'll bail if I am as horribly understocked with ammo as I am right now. Good point though. I feel like an idiot, after reading that. xP Regardless... --[[User:Jasten Macala|Jasten Macala]] 18:51, 7 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== 2011 Malton Beauty Pageant ==<br />
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I saw you'd signed up for the pageant last year but dint get to compete as it never happened! :(<br />
Would you like to compete in the (under new management) Pageant?? <br />
Frankly I think you're the perfect type of UrbanDeadian & would be an asset to the contest!<br />
I'm still in the planning stages of this revised pageant but feel free to contact me at:<br />
SmokeyDawn@gmail.com or on Messenger... SmokeyDawn@live.com :D<br />
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= Lawl =<br />
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<3 You are more than welcome m'love, this is ''by far'' the most fun I've had in this game since the Browncoats were flushed... {{User:Urgggggggh/sig}} 09:51, 3 July 2011 (BST)<br />
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== what now ==<br />
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?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>02:08, 1 December 2011 (bst)</small><br />
??--[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 02:45, 1 December 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== You might not be everyones cup of tea ==<br />
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...but there is some integrity in there underneath that armour, I knowz that much. Have a template, you've earned it girl. [[Image:Cool.gif]]<br />
{{Lousy_Template}} {{User:Kempy/sig}} 23:38, 18 May 2012 (BST)<br />
:Well, the first question that comes to mind is "I was?" But then as I re-read your message and, after noting your pejorative use of the word "girl," I remembered that you're a serial white knight, so that makes a lot of sense. As for tea and integrity, I'd of thought that was evident in the colours I wear. So thanks for stating the obvious, I guess. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 00:33, 19 May 2012 (BST)<br />
::Aw, don't be like that. I'm just throwing out the love to all my UD chums is all. Bygones, etc... innit? What if I popped onto #redrum and wooed you with a flash of my hairy legs, would that help? Srs, I'm being dead sincere here. I had you pegged all wrong in the past was all, understandable when you consider who some of my previous employers were. C'mon, take the olive branch. You know it makes sense. [[image:content.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 01:12, 19 May 2012 (BST)<br />
:::You can go into #redrum if you like. I'm not in there though. I know you've the best of intentions, m'dear, just keepin' it real. But seriously, don't call me girl. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 01:41, 19 May 2012 (BST)</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Amber_Waves_of_Pain&diff=2002892User talk:Amber Waves of Pain2012-05-18T23:33:34Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* You might not be everyones cup of tea */</p>
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<div>==Did That Hurt?==<br />
I'm not strict with guide lines, just press the [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Amber_Waves_of_Pain&action=edit&section=new +] and drop me a line. <br />
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==RE:Hi==<br />
I got your greeting, so I'll throw one back. "I have a talk page?" sprang to mind. Hope to see you soon, plus keep going with the diary.<br />
Just finishing some business with the victims of Malton, who are one brain short of a BARHAH! --[[User:Dirk triggerfinger|Dirk triggerfinger]]<br />
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== Dhavid Grohl Doesn't Care About Slack People! ==<br />
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Get bent, your friend is a Rapist, I want nothing to do with you or her, as you are both classified under "scum in my book". Kill me all you want, you only prove me right. In summary, get bent. --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 17:43, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
:Dhavid, my friend posted a taunt on brainstock. I've yet to see any evidence that said post is rape. Since you obviously take issue with it, maybe you should consider taking it up with the mods there or even report it to invisionfree. Maybe you could just shut the hell up? Maybe you could stop harassing people in their mailboxes? Just trying to help you here, chief. Your friend is on the ignore list. Your friend text raped one of my friends in-game. Harassing his victim/s is not the way to go about getting him off the ignore list. If you really don't want anything to do with me, fucking with my friends then posting on my user page as opposed to the discussion page was not the way to go about it. Ignoring me would have been more appropriate. Either way, this is probably going to be the last time I will engage you here. I don't like the wiki and people like you are the reason why. See you in Malton. Bhalls=>whalls, Praise "Bob," Love, etc. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 22:52, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
Le sigh, does his infantile immature prattling not numb the senses my dear Amber? --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 20:39, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
:Indeed. I'm glad I'm not so obsessed with a game that I have to stalk three different women to discourage them from playing. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 22:52, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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:Makes my brain hurt after a while. Maybe if we give him some loose change he'll go away? --[[User:Vandr|Vandr]] 22:46, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
::I hope so Vandr. His posts are starting to stink up the place. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 22:52, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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::: So you contact me, and then ask me to ignore you Amber? Why would I do that? You don't scare me, intimidate me, or have any effect on me whatsoever. And of course you don't impress me in the least. As you can see, I have pwned all of your friends and now yourself. Its easily done when you all defend rapists. I now find it hilarious that you refer to Lady HK as a "victim" of text rape, again alluding to the fact that she and Dirty Girl are one an the same (as Lady HK herself leaked a while back). What happened to that story? And we aren't harassing her with anything more than screenshots of what she did, and definitions according to Iowa State Code, Miriam Webster's Dictionary, and the American Heritage Dictionary. If she doesn't like that, she should change her behavior, or take it up with the guys writing the literature. The facts stand, she's a rapist. --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 04:56, 10 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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:::: Oh, and as a side note. I am poor, and I could use any loose change you have. --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 04:56, 10 June 2008 (BST)<br />
:::: tl;dr --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:01, 10 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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=TZH, Dhavid Grohl and CyberStalking=<br />
Taken from Wikipedia:<br />
:[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberstalker Cyberstalking]:<br />
<blockquote>When identifying cyberstalking "in the field," and particularly when considering whether to report it to any kind of legal authority, the following features or combination of features can be considered to characterize a true stalking situation: [http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=define:malice&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 malice], premeditation, [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9171&view=findpost&p=11600127 repetition] [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9171&view=findpost&p=11600180 (1)] [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9171&view=findpost&p=11600316 (2)][http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Hikari_Kisugi&action=history (3)][http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Amber_Waves_of_Pain (4)] [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Grim_s#User:Dhavid_Grohl (5)], [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:A_Helpful_Little_Gnome distress], obsession, vendetta, no legitimate purpose, personally directed, [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Dhavid_Grohl#Stop_insulting_people disregarded warnings to stop], [http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=harassment harassment], and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threat threats]. (Bocij, Paul. ''Cyberstalking: Harassment in the Internet Age and How to Protect Your Family''. Praeger, 2004, pp. 9-10.)<br />
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A number of key factors have been identified:<br />
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*'''False accusations'''. Many cyberstalkers try to damage the reputation of their victim and turn other people against them. They post false information about them on websites. They may set up their own websites, blogs or user pages for this purpose. They post allegations about the victim to newsgroups, chat rooms or other sites that allow public contributions, such as Wikipedia or Amazon.com. ([http://www.jahitchcock.com/cyberstalked/skippress.htm Fighting Cyberstalking])<br />
*'''Attempts to gather information about the victim'''. Cyberstalkers may approach their victim's friends, family and work colleagues to obtain personal information. They may advertise for information on the Internet, or hire a private detective. They often will monitor the victim's online activities and attempt to trace their IP address in an effort to gather more information about their victims. ([http://firstmonday.org/issues/issue8_9/mcfarlane/ An exploration of predatory behavior in cyberspace: Towards a typology of cyberstalkers by Leroy McFarlane and Paul Bocij])<br />
*'''Encouraging others to harass the victim'''. Many cyberstalkers try to involve third parties in the harassment. They may claim the victim has harmed the stalker or his/her family in some way, or may post the victim's name and telephone number in order to encourage others to join the pursuit.<br />
*'''False victimization'''. The cyberstalker will claim that the victim is harassing him/her. Bocij writes that this phenomenon has been noted in a number of well-known cases.<br />
*'''Attacks on data and equipment'''. They may try to damage the victim's computer by sending viruses.<br />
*'''Ordering goods and services'''. They order items or subscribe to magazines in the victim's name. These often involve subscriptions to pornography or ordering sex toys then having them delivered to the victim's workplace.<br />
*'''Arranging to meet'''. Young people face a particularly high risk of having cyberstalkers try to set up meetings between them. (Bocij, Paul. ''Cyberstalking: Harassment in the Internet Age and How to Protect Your Family''. Praeger, 2004, pp. 12-13.)<br />
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===Examples of Dhavid's/TZH's rampant Cyberstalking===<br />
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If you've been a victim of TZH or Dhavid Grohl's cyberstalking, (remember, this relates to meta-gaming as well in the game itself,) I encourage you to post links, screenshots and all evidence you can below. This will be largely symbolic, but will also serve as a warning that various individuals involved in this group engage in such behavior. However, since cyberstalking is a crime, if there is sufficient evidence to warrant it, I will be submitting the case to the proper authorities.<br />
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Before you post, be sure to edit out any personal information that may compromise your own safety or the safety of others as I personally do not have the time to do this. <br />
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If you wish to remain anonymous, I can be contacted privately in [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showuser=7497 IM on brainstock] or in [http://www.barhah.com/ucp.php?i=pm&mode=compose&u=4528 IM on barhah.com]. Please be specific and have evidence to back up your claims. This is not an open invitation to spam my inbox with abuse.<br />
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Furthermore I encourage all those who have been harassed or stalked by these people to go to [http://www.cyberangels.org cyberangels.org] and contact them with any questions.<br />
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Any entries on my page from Dhavid and or members of TZH will be deleted. <br />
Regards, --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 21:43, 11 July 2008 (BST)<br />
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---Greetings Amber<br />
I hope you can someday use this evidence against TZH.<br />
I'm not quite sure if this is considered " text rape " though.<br />
But then again,i am no judge.<br />
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http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pkrfkeditzu9.jpg<br />
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Further evidence can be found here:<br />
http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9430&st=495<br />
best of luck to ya, --[[User:Rob Lefter|Rob Lefter]] 2:15, 14 June 2008 (PST)<br />
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== hi Amber ==<br />
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Sorry if I'm not posting this the right way. Just wanted to say hi and compliment you on your zombie communication: you're ''really'' good at it. And I'm enjoying our "unholy union" in Malton very much, lol. Talk to you again soon :) Emeric<br />
:We need a more efficient way to communicate! :p Do you use chat at all? I go by "adolf" in IRC on nexuswar's server and I'm usually in [http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/chat.php #redrum]. Drop in if you can! I'll introduce you to my zombie grahnbah and baba XD Also, get yourself a wiki account. I hate the wiki, but at the moment, it's all we've got :( --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 18:57, 28 June 2008 (BST)<br />
Again, hope I'm doing this right. I can't get onto #redrum like i did yesterday, for some reason. I've created a gmail and added it onto my Emeric Belasco profile, and my emails get forwarded to my cell (sometimes) so I can be reached there in a pinch (though I might not be able to reply back immediately). Finally, I like the changes to your AWoP wiki. Hopefully I'll talk to you later today. Take care :) --[[User:Emeric Belasco|Emeric Belasco]] 9:10, 29 June 2008 (CST)<br />
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=Hi from Danceyman=<br />
Just so you know... The UD FAQ defines PK'ing as a survivor killing another survivor... just wanted to point that out. Kthnx... /dance --[[User:Danceyman|Danceyman]] 05:27, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:No! Really? Please don't come to my talk page and state the obvious. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 13:55, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
Hey, you said on my page "You're not a PKer? Really? You try telling that to the zombies you headshot" Zombie does not = survivor. --[[User:Danceyman|Danceyman]] 16:59, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were mentally handicapped. I '''know''' how the Rogue's Gallery defines a Player Killer. I am a mod on the RG. I also play what you would call a "PKer." A KOS one at that. And I've recently started bounty hunting, too. I '''know''' what most people mean when they claim that so and so is a "PKer." I was speaking my mind. I don't believe this idiotic wiki faq business. I believe everyone in UD is a PKer since '''Zombies are players too.''' IE. If you kill zombies, you're a PLAYER KILLER. Please stop talking now. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 17:30, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::Which is why I prefer appellations such as "murderer", "professional killer" or "psycho-killer"... or my own wonderfully disrepsectful coinages such as, "PeeKing Toms" or "PeePeeKayerz" '':P'' ... But, yes, every time you headshoot a zombie in the street, Mr. Dancyman, you're killing a fellow player. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 17:41, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Hello from [[butthole surfers|The Butthole Surfers]] ==<br />
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Just wanted to drop by and let you know that you're a good friend and you are welcome in our hideout anytime. Send your alts by as well! We'd love to belly up to the bar and buy them a shot! <br />
{{FoBHS}}<br />
--[[User:Tex tripppen|Tex tripppen]] 18:02, 28 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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== :D ==<br />
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Not testing anything but i thought i'd drop in anyway <3 [[User:MoonShine|MoonShine]] 13:33, 8 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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\o/ Ambah! {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 13:36, 8 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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She never says hi to me. She should say it more. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 02:20, 10 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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= MMAs =<br />
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Thanks, boss! Next year should be even better. :D {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 16:11, 28 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Preston Arms calling all staff. ==<br />
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I see you and your friends have decided to see the light.<br />
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We can always use more staff so please stand by for yer rota.<br />
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I haven't had a saturday night off in ages.<br />
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I assume ye are now staff and not imposters.<br />
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Many thanks<br />
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Catchy<br />
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Preston Staff<small>—The preceding [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment was added by [[User:CatchyMonkey|CatchyMonkey]] ([[User talk:CatchyMonkey|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/CatchyMonkey|contribs]]) 12:58, 10 January 2010.</small><br />
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:Alas! We were all destined to head over to Preston today, but we had business in Richmond Hills that needed clearing up. I did send Preston HugeArms a PM over on Brainstock about that too. We ''will'' be back and we ''will'' work for our room and board. Catch ya later Catchy. ;) --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 12:13, 11 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Evening, <br />
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when are ye heading over? Ye are kinda late for yer shifts.<br />
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I read this with great interest : <br />
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/With_Blackjack_and_Hookers<br />
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Is there a more secure way we can commuicate?<br />
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Regards,<br />
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Catchy<br />
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:Several. Most of which you can find reading this talk page. For now, PM me on either [http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=1615 Resenz], [http://s1.zetaboards.com/brainstock/profile/759779/ Brainstock], or [http://www.barhah.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4528 Barhah.com.] --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 11:34, 1 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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= *Cough* =<br />
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*Tumbleweed* I... remember you! --[[User:TouchingVirus|TouchingVirus]] 03:23, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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= I <3 U =<br />
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'''Counting down the days...''' *twirls fluffy cuffs and winks*--{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 20:38, 15 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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[[Image:Valentine_card.jpg]]<br />
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== Beauty Pageant ==<br />
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Hello, I noticed you posted on the wiki page for the beauty pageant. I would be more then happy for you to help. Right now I'm drawing a blank on what you could do except for one thing, which is to help raise awareness of the beauty pageant so we can publicity and get contestants. If you could list what you think you could do to help that would be good, it would help me narrow down what I think would be good.<br />
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--[[User:Mindlessidiots|Mindlessidiots]] 23:50, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== You have been entered ==<br />
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Hey Amber, I added you to the list. I have three questions though, are you going to be representing a group or just going for yourself? Also what would be the best way to contact you privately? And lastly would you mind if you helped me advertise the pageant to the PK crowed, I don't think I would make much headway there by myself. --[[User:Mindlessidiots|Mindlessidiots]] 23:18, 18 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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:Just me, though Revenant might end up press-ganging me into representing the Hunting Club. You can contact me [http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=1615 on Resenz], [http://barhah.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&sid=664b994f11db4a972e523eed1d982498&u=4528 on Barhah.com] or on [http://redrum.scoundrell.com/forum/members/viewprofile?u=56 the new PKer hub]. Resenz or barhah will get a faster response. I'll have a talk to you about promoting it when you're in touch. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 12:46, 19 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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::Awesome, I'll just contact you through barhah since I already have an account there. --[[User:Mindlessidiots|Mindlessidiots]] 23:10, 19 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Siege on Sears ==<br />
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Is this what you had in mind? [[Siege on Sears]]. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 08:46, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Fuck yes! You rock! --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 08:51, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::(: I went and bought my zombie makeup today. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 08:59, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::: I've added it as an event [http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=157911700915108 here] Should be public if I'm doin it rite. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:21, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::This is going to fucking rock. Lets make it onto Wikipedia's Sears entry. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 12:19, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::I've invited a number of zombie celebrities and even some harman guests via facebook and I've also just posted an open invite on barhah.com. Whether it will yield a response or not...well that general UD section of the forum is kinda dead. (No pun intended.) But I'll poke MOBsters and leftover Bashers periodically over the next couple days and the RRF when get a chance. DDR, can you make yourself useful and invite Katthew plz? --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 15:46, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Yo, good user page ==<br />
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Hi. I just wanted to thank you for your user page. It helped remind me to lighten up a bit about.<br />
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PKing (er... survivor killing, I suppose) isn't really my thing and I have being wavering in my views on it, but people make a good point about all kills being PKs. And frankly, I got nothing except it can be annoying. Just the risks of playing an MMO (or doing anything, really).<br />
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Anyway, just thought I'd let you know you helped me sort that out. Thanks.<br />
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--[[User:Federnder|Federnder]] 00:50, 26 October 2010 (BST)<br />
: Heh. As said, I don't particularly find much amusement in such actions. Well, maybe a little. But I prefer other, less killy enterprises at the moment. Perhaps in the future.--[[User:Federnder|Federnder]] 13:54, 26 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Email to "Heather" RE:Your Brains==<br />
Thanks ''so much'' for that, TripleU. You do realize that a link back to the wiki is just them acknowledging they've stolen the concept, right? [[UDWiki:Copyrights | Read this]] before you act in the future plz. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:31, 26 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:I never sent any emails. Please reexamine the indents and shift your displeasure to [[User:Herman]]. Be nice, he's a newb. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 00:12, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::I was a bit rough wasn't I? Sorry about that. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:02, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::NP :3 --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 05:12, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::I've calmed down since anyway. Even if they try to pass it off as a citation, it still works for us. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:31, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Well Played==<br />
Well played, indeed, within the Bear Pit. We are the zoo definetly did NOT see the MOB coming. At all. Though I regret that I will now be forced to hunt you down and destroy you, as well as Irishman, as soon as I return to surivior status, I do wish you good luck in the future. Its always a bit of fun, waking up to seeing the entire bloody stronghold of a survivor group decimated, I daresay? --[[User:Jasten Macala|Jasten Macala]] 03:35, 5 January 2011 (BST)<br />
:Perhaps the zookeepers should resolve to be more vigilant then. We were in the adjoining suburb of Roachtown for nearly a week. Most survivor groups can see us coming. And it's your prerogative, but aren't you taking this a little personal? We don't generally discriminate when it comes to food, but I think you knew your remarks in the lion cage were inappropriate. I don't want to sound like a PC nazi or anything, but I don't think a lot of thought went into the "lolfags" style remarks that you made. In other words: you deserved it. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 01:58, 6 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
You misspelled my name. And you're stinky.--[[User:Irishmen|Irishmen]] 02:02, 6 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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Oh I fully deserved it. Though the lolfags statements were carried out by my brother. I should never leave my computer unattended. *Sigh* regardless. In anycase... the zookeepers don't even really care about vigilance anymore. :D Ah, and the taking this personal thing? Naw, I'm just saying it gives me someone to hunt. Oh, and sorry Irishmen. My bad. Sorry if anything I, or my brother, did, made you mad. Again, well played, and good luck.<br />
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Ah, and congrats on finding me again. Next time, I'll bail and head WAY north. Ha. --[[User:Jasten Macala|Jasten Macala]] 08:45, 7 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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:Hunters generally move in the direction of their prey instead of fleeing from it. You may wish to consider this piece of advice before pursuing the ever elusive Irishmen. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:15, 7 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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Maybe I should clarify. I'll bail if I am as horribly understocked with ammo as I am right now. Good point though. I feel like an idiot, after reading that. xP Regardless... --[[User:Jasten Macala|Jasten Macala]] 18:51, 7 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== 2011 Malton Beauty Pageant ==<br />
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I saw you'd signed up for the pageant last year but dint get to compete as it never happened! :(<br />
Would you like to compete in the (under new management) Pageant?? <br />
Frankly I think you're the perfect type of UrbanDeadian & would be an asset to the contest!<br />
I'm still in the planning stages of this revised pageant but feel free to contact me at:<br />
SmokeyDawn@gmail.com or on Messenger... SmokeyDawn@live.com :D<br />
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= Lawl =<br />
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<3 You are more than welcome m'love, this is ''by far'' the most fun I've had in this game since the Browncoats were flushed... {{User:Urgggggggh/sig}} 09:51, 3 July 2011 (BST)<br />
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== what now ==<br />
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?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>02:08, 1 December 2011 (bst)</small><br />
??--[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 02:45, 1 December 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== You might not be everyones cup of tea ==<br />
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...but there is some integrity in there underneath that armour, I knowz that much. Have a template, you've earned it girl. [[Image:Cool.gif]]<br />
{{Lousy_Template}} {{User:Kempy/sig}} 23:38, 18 May 2012 (BST)<br />
:Well, the first question that comes to mind is "I was?" But then as I re-read your message and, after noting your pejorative use of the word "girl," I remembered that you're a serial white knight, so that makes a lot of sense. As for tea and integrity, I'd of thought that was evident in the colours I wear. So thanks for stating the obvious, I guess. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 00:33, 19 May 2012 (BST)</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Cult_of_the_Stuffed_Crocodile&diff=1990275Talk:Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile2012-03-24T04:57:04Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Who is this asshole? */ new section</p>
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==Membership standards==<br />
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Do we in fact have any?<br />
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:the only standard i can think of is to have faith in our lord.[[User:Arikane|Arikane]] 18:22, 14 August 2007 (BST)<br />
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::Sounds good to me. Brarz za Grargargarah!! (Praise the Crocodile!!) --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:48, 21 August 2007 (BST)<br />
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Very cool group indeed, but can you follow this religion as one of the living impared as well?--[[User:Vista|Vista]] <sup>[[Signature_Race|+1]]</sup> 12:48, 9 May 2007 (BST)<br />
:as long as you dont eat the living followers, i dont see why not.[[User:Arikane|Arikane]] 16:23, 9 May 2007 (BST)<br />
::I'm not convinced about that... I think our Toothed Master would be quite comfortable with the idea of eating people ;) --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 10:56, 18 May 2007 (BST)<br />
:::.....you know...you've got a good point there. [[User:Arikane|Arikane]] 22:33, 21 May 2007 (BST)<br />
You guys are breath of fresh air aound here...good on ya.--[[User:Kristi of the Dead|Kristi of the Dead]] 07:54, 15 July 2007 (BST)<br />
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=Things to do=<br />
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Feel free to add to the list with your own ideas. [[User:Arikane|Arikane]] 16:57, 7 May 2007 (BST)<br />
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More miracles<br><br />
More scriptures (<s>maybe passages from the Croc-o-bible?</s>)<br><br />
:Well, as long as we don't actually call it the Croc-o-bible...--[[User:Mark Eaton|Mark Eaton]] 7 May 2007<br />
::i'm just throwing out ideas. some will be good and some will be bad.[[User:Arikane|Arikane]] 16:00, 8 May 2007 (BST)<br />
Patron Saints and Prophets. <br><br />
:I'm not sure that's a good idea... does the Cult of the Crocodile have to be modelled entirely on christianity? Some people might get offended, others (non-christians) might be generally uncomfortable with it --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 22:14, 7 May 2007 (BST)<br />
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::See, this is a problem I've had for a while and a theological sticking point for me. There are other stuffed crocodiles out there, one only a few buildings away, and they can be aquired more or less endlessly if we want to. Now, we obviously have the One True Crocodile, and a Patron Saint or two can't hurt as long as they're human or zed, but I agree about keeping steered away from being overly-Christian. Perhaps instead of an expanded pantheon (they get messy, and its where the Greeks and Scandanavians went wrong) we can use other stuffed crocodiles as totems or something along those lines. --[[User:Mark Eaton|Mark Eaton]] 7 May 2007<br />
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:::Surely all stuffed crocodiles are equal? They are all but symbols of His Toothy Magnificence. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]]<br />
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::::The multiple stuffed crocs could be a sign of his Omnipresence. and i agree that it shouldn't be modelled completely on christianity but writers write about what they know and thats the one religion i know well enough about to parody. if you have a good understanding of other religions, please feel free to throw in some things. [[User:Arikane|Arikane]] 16:00, 8 May 2007 (BST)<br />
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:::::Need to do a survey of the members, to find out what the crocodile means to them... then maybe we can divide up into various sects and sub-cults, and have a holy war or two :) --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 21:14, 8 May 2007 (BST)<br />
::::::holy wars would be fun but we should probably wait until we're a bit bigger before we start splitting into sects. or how about this: what if some of us start cults following other stuffed animals? and then have a holy war between the different animal cults.[[User:Arikane|Arikane]] 22:25, 10 May 2007 (BST)<br />
:::::Can't happen... There is the crocodile, and no others... Also, right now, we don't have the membership... When we do have about 50 people or so, we'll actually be able to acomplish something... To far away from a mall to help those... But I could envision a COSC revive point... And all the zeds we could kill for our stuffed lord... Unity is necessary... 00:31, 14 May 2007 (BST)<br />
::::certainly need a revive point, I've been dead for several days now :( but for some reason there are a bunch of survivors outside the entry point hospital, and Mrrrggggh is having a bagnag (picnic) with them ;) --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 07:18, 14 May 2007 (BST)<br />
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more prayers<br><br />
calender of holidays<br><br />
A picture of our lord Croc<br><br />
One of them banner thingies maybe? "This user or group pays homage to our Scaly Lord" or something... anyone know how to make those?<br />
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Well... Miracles happen as they happen... Don't think we have any unlisted ones yet...<br />
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Does anyone else think we should have a header to our page that lists the current status of the PD and the current decorations? I think it would be a good idea. [[User:Prof. Latirus|Acidical]] 22:38, 22 October 2007 (BST)<br />
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=CoC questions=<br />
Hi,<br />
I've gotten it into my head to do a bit of a newsish type thing for fun. I thought it would be interesting to ask all the leaders of all the groups listed on the stats page a few questions. Then when I got them all together begin posting them on the big forums and the wiki just for fun. I know you're prolly busy but I'd love it if you could take a quick second and look over the questions I've written below. You don't have to answer all of them if you don't like.<br />
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In any event I just thought it would be fun to get everyone's answers and compare them and what not.<br />
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Thanks again<br />
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::First lot of answers added by [[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 20:28, 8 September 2007 (BST). More answers required, I am merely one more follower of our Toothy Lord. Cultists only please.<br />
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1. How long have you been in Malton?<br />
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4 months or so?<br />
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2. What is your best memory or memories of this city?<br />
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When His Temple of Taxidermy was whole, with its 12 European paintings and it's one Toothy Avatar. Before the minions of the Alligator ****ed it up for us.<br />
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3. What are some Lessons you've learned during your stay here?<br />
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Don't trust the minions of the Alligator.<br />
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4. Who's your right hand man/woman? And why do you trust them?<br />
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We are all equal in the eyes of our Scaled Protector.<br />
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5. What makes a good Human Leader? / Zombie Leader? / Pk Leader?<br />
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Green scales, a wide jaw, and many many teeth.<br />
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6. What does your group do best?<br />
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Argue about silly things until a consensus is reached, and then lay a disorganised smackdown.<br />
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7. What is your groups greatest accomplishment?<br />
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Holding together despite the evil Alligator's plots against our sanity.<br />
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8. Why are you in charge?<br />
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The Crocodile is in charge, we are but his minions.<br />
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9. If you weren't in this group which group would you be in?<br />
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No group.<br />
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10. What's the future of your group?<br />
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Only our Toothy Lord knows.<br />
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11. Who is Malton's best leader? / Who would you follow?<br />
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Er... ?<br />
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12. What group do you secretly admire? / Why?<br />
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Um... ? I expect this question to be a popular target for vandals.<br />
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13. Who is your Favorite Group in the City?<br />
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See 12.<br />
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14. What is the Future of Malton?<br />
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One day, if we are sufficiently worthy, the Taxidermied Terror will return, and smite the evil doers, raise all the dead, and restore the city to its former glory.<br />
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15. Do you have a Favorite Suburb?<br />
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Dunningwood, our home.<br />
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16. Who is the most powerful person in the City?<br />
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Our Scaled Protector, of course.<br />
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17. What is the best UD upgrade?<br />
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Decorations.<br />
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18. What question should I have asked you? (answer that one).<br />
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If you could change one thing about the game, what would it be? Answer: allow survivors to change decorations, so we didn't have to zombify in order to fix the alligator minions' mischief against our temple. Of course, that would make the mischeif easier too... hmmm...<br />
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19. Who else should I ask about leadership?<br />
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Everyone should answer :)<br />
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20. What would you change about Malton if you could?<br />
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I would rid the Holy PD of stuffed alligators, and banish them all to the west side where zombies hold sway.<br />
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21. If you excaped Malton what would be the first thing you'd do?<br />
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I'm going to Disney Land!<br />
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22. Any advice for an aspiring group leader?<br />
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Don't bother, it's not worth making yourself a target. The city is full of ****in idiots who think it's funny to annoy people.<br />
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23. Anything you want to say to the people of Malton? <br />
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$%#@ you, Lynch47 you zerging @#&%$, $%#@ you very much.<br />
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24. Tell me a Joke.<br />
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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?"<br />
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--[[User:Kristi of the Dead|Kristi of the Dead]] 06:33, 8 September 2007 (BST)<br />
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=Merry Christmas from the [[FOD]]!!=<br />
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Greetings again Croco's! It's the first Christmas for the FOD. The season has put us in a reflective mood. We realize that without you Crocs, there would be no FOD. Please, take a moment and reflect with us on a couple of past events and take pride in the part you guys played. <br />
*'''''[[Flowers of Disease/Strike at Fort Perryn with the Sociopath Apostles| Fort Perryn Strike with the Sociopath Apostles]]'''''<br />
*'''''[[Samhain Slaughter|Samhain Slaughter Halloween Special!!]]'''''<br />
::*'''''[[Flowers of Disease/Samhain Slaughter|Samhain Slaughter - FOD contribution]]'''''<br />
*'''''[[Flowers of Disease/QSG|Campaign against the Quartly Study Group ARCHIVE]]'''''<br />
::*'''''[[Flowers of Disease/slaughter at skilliter|Slaughter at Skilliter - from the campaign against the QSG]]'''''<br />
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As a small token of our appreciation, I give you this:<br />
http://i3.tinypic.com/8fxja5v.jpg<br />
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As well, it seems your group is less active these days. The fire of your wiki seems to have gone out, like some neglected flame that has been extinguished. Perhaps all you need is a change of scenery. Why not accompany us on a campaign? Ludicrous you say! Outrageous! Perhaps. But maybe not. Have you taken a good look at what you have chosen as your 'master'? Look past the 'stuffing'. It's a Crocodile. A predator. Think about it my friends. <br />
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--[[User:Hibernaculum|Hibernaculum]] 19:59, 6 December 2007 (UTC)<br />
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:The Crocodile is a predator, it's true, but He doesn't hunt in packs with carnivourous vegetables. So thanks, but I'll take a raincheck --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 20:33, 6 December 2007 (UTC)<br />
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::*Carnivorous vegetables...we'll have to add that to the list. My friend, now is the time for you to finally come to understand our name. It seems the name has meant different things to different people. It's been passed around with the port at various meetings and never quite understood. We've been mistaken for hippies, flower children, veggies, poets and other such dregs. But alas, the name is simply lifted from a song and meant to represent the decay sweeping through Malton and our very small part in trying to counter it...of which you are already well versed in the ideology. <br />
::*As for joining us on a little hunt, the offer still stands. Perhaps his scaly, toothy grinned magnificence will reveal an alternate purpose for you and your brood in the fullness of time. <br />
::*And lastly, did you know that during our travels, we encountered a strange creature calling himself 'Lyle the Crocodile' who espoused many of your mantras? He was on tour with the [[QSG]] last I saw. We thought he was one of yours but didn't have a tag. Perhaps you have an acolyte out there you are not aware of? --[[User:Hibernaculum|Hibernaculum]] 00:44, 7 December 2007 (UTC)<br />
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:::: I would not be surprised to discover that others have independently learned the truth about Our Toothy Lord, for truly, the Crocodile moves in mysterious ways. Perhaps this Lyle fellow will be led to the Holy PD at Skarin, and join us, or perhaps he follows his own path to the Scaled One's glory. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 07:34, 7 December 2007 (UTC)<br />
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Well Mrrgggggghh, did you's survive the March of the Dead? Does the holy temple still stand? --[[User:Hibernaculum|Hibernaculum]] 14:36, 2 April 2008 (BST)<br />
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:Looks like it got taken down today... by the time you read this, I'll be braarzarng za Gragrargarah --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:48, 3 April 2008 (BST)<br />
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= "Miracles" =<br />
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But I've found that many syringes with half that AP before. It all depends on the search rate Kevan implements. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 06:03, 11 April 2009 (BST)<br />
:It was a miracle then, too. But attributable to a different stuffed God, I'm sure. Now hush, unbeliever, we don't take kindly to your sort around here >:| --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:20, 12 April 2009 (BST)<br />
::I also achieved said feat with 20AP yesterday >=] {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 06:15, 12 April 2009 (BST)<br />
:::Then praise the stuffed animal of your choice, preferably a Toothy and Green one other than an Alligator. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:58, 27 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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= greetings from your neighborhood PKer =<br />
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Hello neighbors! My name is [[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] and I live very, very close to you. Some of you may have noticed that members of the cult have been targeted in some recent murders. This is not a coincidence. I am, in fact, out to get you. I am one of [[The_Mystic_Knights_of_the_Oingo_Boingo|The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo]] and you had better keep your eyes open for us. --[[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] 13:33, 14 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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:Well, that's terrible news, but to be honest, it'll be surprising if we even notice your addition to the list of people killing us. We're currently involved in apparent permanent war with the zombified Defenders of Gummer Bank, and there are quite a few opportunist ferals joining in. But don't let discourage you :D Your threats are important to us, and one of our representatives will be with you as soon as possible. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:15, 15 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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::This is very comforting news. I hope to meet all of you very soon. --[[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] 20:39, 15 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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:::A brief update - as of June 26<sup>th</sup> I have killed 12 crocodile cultists. See you all later! --[[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] 18:11, 26 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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::::Really? Who, and where? That's pretty good work, are you sure they were all followers of our Toothy Lord, and not just random people standing around near one of His avatars? --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 00:41, 28 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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::::: Here is a list- Acidial, Cambo81, Dolalmoth, eqlizer, Jockler, jokeasassin, Kevin McAxe, Professor Dairy, and the hammer of dawn. any of these names familiar? --[[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] 18:48, 6 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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::::::Yeah, those sound like Crocodile worshippers. I even saw you get a couple of them myself. Congratulations. You sure showed us. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 07:24, 7 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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:::::::How come I keep killing you guys, yet nobody comes to try to find me? Surely, I must be better sport than hanging out in hospitals and getting killed many times, revived, and killed again? --[[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] 17:17, 7 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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::::::::The answer is a bit further up on this very page... no offense meant to your skillful and ingenious PKing prowess, but you are literally the least of our concerns right now. <br />
::::::::Also, what would be the point of hunting you down and killing you? Someone would just revive you, and you'd be right back at it. *shrug* There are more of us than there are of you, so we can keep reviving each other, and eventually you'll get bored and wander off. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:31, 8 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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:::::::::Right!<br />
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= The Gummy lot =<br />
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What's the deal with them? The Dulston Alliance recieved a request to intervene in the conflict, but we'd really like to know some more info. What started the conflict? I read somewhere about the cult alledgedly killing some innocents over alligators or something. Could you please confirm what's actually happened?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 21:52, 16 October 2009 (BST)<br />
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:There are several versions, here's mine. Someone told us about stuffed avatars of the evil Alligator in a Bank in Houldenbank. With a variety of alts, and a full ethical spectrum of methods, two members of the cult that I know of attacked Gummer Bank, and eventually destroyed the stuffed alligators. There have been reports that more cultists came down from Dunningwood, I'm not sure if that's true, but it doesn't seem unlikely. Most of us thought it would be a laugh, at the time.<br />
:The Defenders of Gummer Bank apparently told someone, during the attacks, that they would camp Skarin for at least a year if we didn't stop attacking them. I don't recall seeing that warning. I doubt I would have taken it very seriously if I had, though, I wouldn't have believed anyone would care enough to do that. But they were serious alright :D<br />
:The player of Lynch was one of the main perpetrators of the original assault, but he has since defected to the Gummers, or so he says. I haven't seen him actually attacking Skarin, but he's been on holiday. Maybe a new wave of Fieldy terror will start tomorrow.--[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:46, 18 October 2009 (BST)<br />
::So you just went in to the bank and killed them? Were you doing it in the name of your group, as it seems?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 10:24, 18 October 2009 (BST)<br />
:::We busted in, they ran away or were killed, we destroyed the decorations. Killing them was never the point, but if they stood there, they were stopping us from destroying the decorations. However, since death means little or nothing in this game, I think they should have gotten over it by now.--[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:20, 19 October 2009 (BST)<br />
::::Were you humans or zombies when you killed them?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 07:12, 19 October 2009 (BST)<br />
:::::Zombies are human too. But I was always a zombie, since only zombies can destroy decorations. Others may have been alive or dead as they saw fit. I don't see why it makes any difference, though. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:47, 20 October 2009 (BST)<br />
::::::It makes a difference because they're claimign higher morality because they used zombies to attack you. Did you kill innocent survivors when you were zombies?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 07:27, 20 October 2009 (BST)<br />
:::::::They have been attacking as survivors as well as as zombies, and yes we probably killed innocent survivors in our efforts to get them to leave Gummer Bank. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:30, 21 October 2009 (BST)<br />
::::::::Alright, I think you're both as bad as each other really. You both killed each other as zombies, you both hurt other survivors as zombies. I'm going to recommend that the alliance doesn't intervene in this matter.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 07:32, 21 October 2009 (BST)<br />
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= Leaving the Temple?!? =<br />
I strongly disagree that we should leave. This is our home, this is where we've been, and we can't let minions of the alligator force us out, even if our allies turn away. At the most we should all either take a pilgrimage, even an extended one if need be, or all of us attack their homeland for a while. We cannot be forced out this way, not after so long of protecting our home. We must make some hard choices right now, but I'm sure the Great One will lead us to the right ones.--[[User:Prof. Latirus|Acidical]] 12:19, 17 October 2009 (PST)<br />
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:Pilgrimage and/or assault on Gummer Bank is fine by me, as long as what few of us are left all do so at the same time.--[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:52, 18 October 2009 (BST)<br />
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You can wander down and attack the Gummer if you like but it would only make your situation worse. As you know, we will be taking a vote in January to decide if we should leave after a year or continue to attack. At present, the general feeling is leaning towards leaving you alone. Reasons for this are the reduced activity and numbers of cultists, you have some new people who were not around when this started so we don’t hold them as responsible as the older generation of cultists (hopefully the new blood will be fully aware of what happens when we are attacked and will avoid doing so in the future), the fact that you now seem to accept that we are serious when we say we will keep it up for an extended period, the rather nice chaps in the Dunningwood Warriors would like Odiles hospital to be safer, Lynch has been to The Gummer and helped fight off which ever versions of mrrrrgggh and bizkit are currently attacking as well as having a cultist KOS order put on him and, finally, it would be nice to go home and re-unite with the rest of the group.<br />
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Attacking the Gummer in greater numbers than you already are doing would most defiantly sway the vote in favour of us staying after January. I’m told that there is little trouble repelling the odd mrrrgggh and bizkit attacks so they don’t seem to bother the caretakers too much, some form of retaliation is to be expected and wouldn’t really count against you in the vote. Increasing the assault most defiantly would. Despite the above points, if we felt it necessary to continue the attack then we would be happy to do so. <br />
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I’m sure I’ve said similar to this before but I’ll say it again, if, at some point, you want Skarin back then your best option would be to simply accept what you brought upon yourselves, wait it out and learn from it. --[[User:MrBanana666|MrBanana666]] 12:45, 18 October 2009 (BST)<br />
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:I can only conclude from that patronising addendum that the lesson you want us to learn is to never do anything because you might offend some hypervindictive lunatic who will proceed to punish everyone you know for an entire year. Interesting lesson. Unlikely to be true in 99% of cases, but still worth remembering. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:39, 19 October 2009 (BST)<br />
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::That’s close enough to the gist of it, yes.--[[User:MrBanana666|MrBanana666]] 17:22, 19 October 2009 (BST)<br />
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This madness has to stop! They honestly expect us to just give in to their stupid requests! The Crocodile will not be ashamed this way! I say we all converge and give them a few months of zeds the same stupid way they're trying to do to us! They want us to learn some grand lesson from the mouth of the Alligator himself and I say no! The Alligator's words will not poison my ears, nor MrBanana's or any other alligator-phile! My strongest zed alt is assaulting their home currently and all Crocodile believers should have the same happen! I don't care about their misguided attempts at reconcialition, their home can be torn apart same as any!--[[User:Prof. Latirus|Acidical]] 14:06, 23 October 2009 (PST)<br />
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:::New plan: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. It's time to Braarz za Grargargarah! In fact, it may even be Allo'ween, the one time of the year when the Toothy Lord is powerless, and all His followers walk the streets in an orgy of undead nastiness!! Zmazh! Braarz za Arrargagar!! --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 23:32, 24 October 2009 (BST)<br />
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I want my Coven back, D:...*sniff* he said he would be back home by Christmas, *sobs*...--[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 23:53, 24 October 2009 (BST)<br />
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=About that crocodile...=<br />
I might have done terrible terrible things to stuffed crocodile's that I found lying around. Although I have not been punished yet so, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?<br />
[[User:Pathetic Bill X|William X. Savlov]]<br />
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:Do not taunt the Toothy Lord, or you will surely regret it. The Alligator you serve may make promises, but It is the Prince of Lies and Darkness, and will drag you down to Scaly Hell to suffer for eternity.<br />
:Furthermore, an apostrophe signifies ownership, not plurality, noob :P --05:37, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::What if I serve no false idols, be it alligator or crocodile? In that case, I have no reason to fear "Scaly Hell". So, I'll just keep wreaking crocodiles until I make my way to your suburb, then I'll wreak your temple. Sound fun? Actually, it probably doesn't sound fun for you but it will be very fun for me. See you then. Oh, and just to spite you, stuffed <b>crocodile's</b> are stupid.:D<br />
::[[User:Pathetic Bill X|William X. Savlov]]<br />
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:::I can't believe that anyone would be so hurtful :( --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 04:01, 3 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::::Well I'm not just anyone, judging by your recent news, I'd say you guys need someone to ruin your day, since it's been awhile since thats happened. Look on the bright side, at least I don't want to kill you, just your false idol. See you soon.<br />
::::[[User:Pathetic Bill X|William X. Savlov]]<br />
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He came to me in a dream!<br />
OHHH, his scaley awesomeness! I praise thee for forgiving my previous mockerey. PRAISE HIM FOR HE IS TOOTHY AND GREEN! ALALAALALALALA! [[User:Pathetic Bill X|William X. Savlov]] 3:33 p.m. April 19, 2010<br />
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=Go away please=<br />
I'm in Dunningwood and I keep hearing people talking about this Cult and the toothy lord or whatever. I was just curios why you people haven't left Dunningwood or could you please stick to just using a radio frequency. --[[User:Radio Girl|Radio Girl]] 03:59, 27 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Not going to happen, I'm afraid. If your eyes are blinded to the Toothy Lord's glory, and you wish your ears to be similarly unaffected, the only course of action open to you is to leave the suburb. Unless of course you would prefer to serve the Alligator, in which case giving in to your anger and hate and attempting to strike us down is a second option. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 04:27, 27 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:: I actually seen his glory today so to celebrate I wrote this story [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Radio_Girl/Chronicle here] --[[User:Radio Girl|Radio Girl]] 04:25, 3 April 2010 (BST)<br />
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= Look at this ==<br />
I wanted people to be able to read the Book of Teeth easier. So I wrote this [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Book_Of_Teeth here ] for the time being but if it seems unfit then I'd happily let someone edit it.<br />
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:I think it belongs on the Cult page --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 08:22, 3 April 2010 (BST)<br />
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=Pro Survivor ?=<br />
Hello, as I read your Scripture, I was unable to determine if your group is pro survivor or on both sides. I ask you 'cause I was standing there in "Ellicott Place Railway Station" for the Great Escape Movement, when [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1422323 Wil Truman] killed me and turn me into zombie just before midnight. I don"t mind dying in this game ^^, I just found strange that a member of the Escape movement turn me into zombie.<br />
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Plus knowing that it's a member of your group make me sad :( I love Crocodile ! :] Do you know that the can voluntarily choose which organs they want to give oxygen ? That allows them to stand still deep in rivers while oxygening only the brain, and then suddenly goes out after like 2 hours of wait, when at the surface no one can't even imagine there is a crocodile near.<br />
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[[User:GoLookAndKill|GoLookAndKill]] <sup><u>[[CFT]]</u></sup> 23:14, 1 June 2010 (BST)<br />
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:I apologize for that. You were low on health, I figured that you were going to die anyway and I might as well get the XP. [[User:Wil Truman|Wil Truman]] 00:24, 2 June 2010 (BST)<br />
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:: We would normally prefer to be alive, since only the living can search for and place avatars of our Toothy Lord, the Holy Crocodile. But there are times when being dead is more useful, as only zombies can destroy avatars of the Alligator. So it's hard to answer your question. As the Crocodile's Book of Teeth says, there is a time to live, a time to die, a time to reap, a time to sow, a time to make balloon animals, a time to collect stamps. Or something along those lines, I forget. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:54, 2 June 2010 (BST)<br />
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=Zombie For The Crocodile=<br />
I have decided that the best way to continue the Croc's mission is to eat people in the manner of His Toothiness, thus I will not be able to be active in the group's affairs. See you around and braarz za Grargargarah! [[User:Wil Truman|Wil Truman]] 01:38, 2 June 2010 (BST)<br />
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=Decorum of the Holy Visage=<br />
So recently we had to demolish and rebuild the holy sanctuary due to the invasion of certain blasphemous idols. After all the hard work in rebuilding there is some debate as to what our temples decorations should comprise of. I think the most obvious decoration should be that of 1 crocodile and 12 European Paintings. We should set up a sub group in the cult that is responsible for rebuilding the holy site in this image. Each member of this sub group should be responsible of holding on to a specific ingredient. Obviously the most important ingrediant is that of your Toothy Lord and although I would love the opportunity to carry the lord with me where ever I go, I feel that it is too much of an honor for a person to claim. However I have no problem carrying around a European painting with me just in case we need one. I suggest this subgroup consist of 13 members 1 elected leader that carries a spare stuffed crocodile with him at all times, and 12 disciples that carry the 12 European paintings. [[User:Wounded Coyote|Wounded Coyote]] 15:51, 23 November 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:If you guys want, i can go rot revive myself and bring you a moose head.--[[User:HaroldMax|HaroldMax]] 23:52, 23 November 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I dont think it matters what the decorations are as long as there are crocodiles and paintings. --[[User:Bizkit66|Bizkit66]] 01:21, 25 November 2010 (UTC)<br />
=Allies?=<br />
Greetings Cult, I would like to ally myself with you. My [[The Funkiller Squad|group]] currently has no members, but I can help you when you need it. Anyway, I hope to hear from you soon! [[User:Pathetic Bill X|William]] 12:18, 19 January 2010<br />
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= nigromante sucia =<br />
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I've encountered [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1790606 nigromante sucia], who killed your group members, [http://rg.urbandead.net/profiles/view/1790606 thrice]. Surprisingly, he seems to be a pro-survivor. He cooperated with a few people sharing the same safehouse to take back [[the Canner Building]] from zombies. So I asked him nicely why a pro-survivor like him goes into a conflict with a pro-survivor group like yours. And [http://iamscott.net/1300949434545.html here is his reply].<br />
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I leave it up to you to settle your differences the way you see fit. I'm leaving the suburb. Good luck. -- [[User:Kittithaj|Kittithaj]] 08:04, 24 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
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:Yeah, sadly it's not really possible to settle differences with someone who's not available to talk to. <br />
:Also, cowardice is not what I would have called the events that lead to the conflict - I told her she was a fucktard for PKing people, because it's a total waste of time given that it's easier to find a revive than it was to kill someone in the first place. I hit her once with an axe and told her to stop PKing because we had 15 zombies outside and needed all the survivors we could get, and Bizkit66 killed her because he was sick of her shit. <br />
:For those crimes, I've been PKed about 4 times and Bizkit has 2 or 3 times that I know of. She also found one of my alts in the next suburb, didn't realise that it wasn't the same person (similar names) and accused it of cowardice for running away from the temple... of course the alt hadn't been at the temple, that would have been zerging, but I didn't get a chance to tell her that, since she killed me and ran off... but maybe that's why she was talking about cowardice being the reason for her continued PKing?<br />
:Anyway, if you see her again, please direct her here so we can at least talk about it. We've had PK vendettas before, and they're really not that big a deal, because as mentioned, revives are easier than the kill was, and she's alone while we are many. In the current situation with the zombie horde, the balance shifts a little of course, so maybe we could persuade her to come back later when there's someone alive to kill? --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 20:32, 25 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
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:: During my recent travels in the wilderness I also encountered her/him, shared a safehouse. I think the vendettas probably done with (she/he certainly didn't PK me and was reasonably civil). --[[User:Tefl0n B1lly|Tefl0n B1lly]] 20:10, 8 April 2011 (BST)<br />
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=Zombie zergs in Skarin=<br />
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During the recent infestation of Skarin I DNA extracted a few of the zeds that were suspiciously determined to stay put in the Holy P.D.<br />
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The results where interesting to say the least:<br />
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Field Alexis Bledel<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1364858<br />
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Field Aurix<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365388<br />
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Field cambo81<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1367173<br />
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Field ReaverVade<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365383<br />
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Field samboy<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365385<br />
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Looks like a zerger to me. --[[User:Tefl0n B1lly|Tefl0n B1lly]] 20:06, 8 April 2011 (BST)<br />
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:LOL Lynch is up to his old tricks :D --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 07:01, 9 April 2011 (BST)<br />
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:: Okay, for a moment I thought it was some obsessed Croc hater. --[[User:Tefl0n B1lly|Tefl0n B1lly]] 19:38, 9 April 2011 (BST)<br />
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:::Oh please billyboy, i don't zerg, i don't have to. Besides, none of you were complaining when those same field zergs were defending skarim. --[[User:HaroldMax|HaroldMax]] 16:08, 10 April 2011 (BST)<br />
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::::First off, when were they defending Skarin? And secondly, we have complained about Lynch's zerging before, but it never gets us anywhere. He's had all his characters deleted at least once, and it doesn't bother him at all. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 20:37, 11 April 2011 (BST)<br />
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:::::It was during gummer war, they were able to keep skarim up day or so. Don't have screenshot to prove it, you just have to take my word for it. Anyway, here's couple of more you guys missed, i added them all in my contacts back then. --[[User:HaroldMax|HaroldMax]] 17:03, 12 April 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::Field Bizkit66: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365036<br />
:::::Field Weredragon: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1364899<br />
:::::(btw: there was more but i guess those were deleted. i remember at least Field TMX Elmo, Field Twincam and Field mmmrghhhsomething.)<br />
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::::::Yeah he made a field version of everyone, I laughed 'til I stopped --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:28, 18 April 2011 (BST)<br />
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=There is hope!=<br />
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Apparently the search success rates in ruined NTs for the Tears of the Croc has gone up substantially as a game balancing thing:<br />
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“ Yes, this is just a simple built-in balancing mechanic, triggered by the overall state of the game - at the other end of the scale, search rates drop when survivors greatly outnumber the undead. If you want a thematic reason for it, the pickings are richer for an individual survivor when there are fewer of them around to do the looting, and when the suburbs are getting too comfortably repopulated by the living, it's harder for them to find something that's been overlooked by everyone else. ”<br />
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—Kevan, via email<br />
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Copied from here:<br />
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http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:The_Dead_2.0#The_End_result<br />
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--[[User:Tefl0n B1lly|Tefl0n B1lly]] 09:07, 15 May 2011 (BST)<br />
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= Please read this asap =<br />
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[[Screw the Dead]]<br />
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:Personally I think it's awesome that for a change, there's an actual zombie apocalypse going on. The way things are now is the way they should be. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 20:49, 3 June 2011 (BST)<br />
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= Nice PD you have there...<b>*CRASH...BANG....*</b>whoops! = <br />
[[File:Rosedec.jpg]]<br />
[[File:Skarinrow-postfod.jpg]]<br />
-- {{User:RobOppenheimer/Sig}} 22:37, 9 February 2012 (UTC)<br />
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== Who is this asshole? ==<br />
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<blockquote>There is a group of six other zombies here, five of them from your horde. You recognise Sharktopus, sahm25, Banana Stickers, Durumana, Stan McKhanic and Grahahah amongst them.<br />
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Since your last turn:<br />
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Zero Never said "mph... looks like another buncha zergs..." (6 minutes ago)<br />
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[[MOB|kekekekekekekekeke]] --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 04:57, 24 March 2012 (UTC)</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Militant_Order_of_Barhah&diff=1984927Talk:Militant Order of Barhah2012-03-01T06:00:25Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Simple Apology */</p>
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==MOB Impersonators==<br />
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The following are wearing MOB tags but are not members:<br />
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[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=316537 L0k1]<br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1342206 IsmoLaitela]<br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1356748 an injured cat]<br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1338343 KaChomp] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1428109 Corpsol] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1132536 Dr Manoooo] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1411189 scrwnee] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=968057 monsterline] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1355940 anonomise] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1505536 hambarghar] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1648789 Undead Mail] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=954721 Nina Ascare] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1804367 Julian6579] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1760030 dud dude] <br /><br />
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These were once on the above list, but have removed the MOB tags:<br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1254158 john01] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1258712 cryptrocket] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1289165 Hunga] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1318576 Maaaaaaaaaarco] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=760376 ZOE Mizar] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1575301 Mortie 2] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1552409 Pressured Buddy] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1447182 Malodorous Monk] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1642640 xboxcarracerx] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1682865 tblucky] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1375676 mongomog] <br /><br />
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In order to avoid misunderstandings, [[MOB]] would like to remind all of our prospective members to read this sign up [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?t=4598 thread] before changing your tags to "Militant Order of Barhah". We have a way of doing things that was born out of necessity, and want to make sure we all abide by our [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?t=4596 rules]. --[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 01:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==Zombie Poetry==<br />
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Please feel free to add your creation to this section. If we get enough, we'll make a dedicated page for it!<br />
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===Zombie Haiku===<br />
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GRAB HARMANZ BRA!NZ<br><br />
HARMANZ BAGHAM ZAMBAZ<br><br />
-!Z BARHAH<br><br />
--[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 01:59, 8 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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brahnz ahr ahm nahm nahm <br><br />
Ah grab zam rhanabahr ah <br> <br />
Ghan nahm nammahnazz!<br><br />
--[[User:Froggie|Froggie]] 02:05, 8 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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===Romantic Poems for St Barhahntines Day===<br />
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rhazaz ar ragh<br><br />
baarraghz ar braaah<br><br />
bra!nz are arzhaaam<br><br />
ang za ar !aaah.<br><br />
--[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 03:43, 15 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==41st Death Com. Salute==<br />
Greetings to our esteemed undead friends. I wanted to comment on how much we are currently enjoying the battle for Crowbank and are looking forward to the conclusion of the fight (as well as all of our future encounters). Happy hunting and good luck, from the 41st Death Com.! --[[User:BoSS|BoSS]] 20 May 2008<br />
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==Invitation for dinner at Fort Perryn==<br />
Dear friends, i'm proud to invite you to the feast, we, ferals, are going to have there in next few weeks. Also, many major survivour groups are invited too, so siege promises to be not only tasty but also challenging.<br />
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==Much Respect==<br />
I'm sure you guys have heard this from survivors before, but you've got much respect from [[Phoenix Security Services]]. Thanks for one hell of a battle in [[Darvall Heights]]! You guys are truly one of the most destructive hordes we've ever had the honor of going up against. I'm sure we'll meet again!--[[User:Dr Doom86|Dr Doom86]] 05:43, 18 February 2008 (UTC)<br />
:I am with [[User:Dr Doom86|Dr Doom86]], only I ask you fellas ease up a bit before there are no humanz left to munch.--[[User:Airborne88|<span style="color:green">Airborne88</span>]][[Image:Zzz1.JPG|15px]]<sup>[[User_talk:Airborne88|<span style="color: purple">T</span>]] [[Zomcon|<span style="color: green">Zom</span>]] [[Malton Inhumane Society|<span style="color: maroon">MIS</span>]]</sup> 06:25, 9 March 2008 (UTC)<br />
::Thanks, and Barhah! :D--[[User:Zaphord|Zaphord]] 23:25, 6 May 2008 (BST)<br />
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== UDBrain Tool ==<br />
Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know about a greasemonkey script my friend and I just developed. It tracks barricade status of all the buildings in Malton using a database. I'm looking for a large group to sponsor it because the way the script works is that every time a user with the script visits a building, a barricade report is submitted to the database. In order for our data to be up to date, we need a lot of users. Would you please use the script? Once the user base gets large enough, you'll enjoy the barricade status of each building appearing on the map. It should make your UD lives much easier. The script is available **** . Thanks!<br />
<br>--[[User:Scotaro007|Scotaro007]] 05:33, 3 January 2008 (UTC)<br />
:I removed the link to the script. It is unrelated to the MOB and should not be advertising on this page. -- [[User:Rutherford|Rutherford]] 18:26, 21 January 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== Barhah.com and irc.nexuswar.com down? ==<br />
It's 2pm GMT on Sunday 11th Nov... are they down? I can't access either the website or the irc server. Starting to get worried, my strike time's in a coupla hours! --[[User:Xavier|Xavier Harkonnen]]<br />
:As i said earlier on the RRF page, the servers been down for several hours, and it will be down for several more. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 14:18, 11 November 2007 (UTC)<br />
::Ah thanks, I didn't check the RRF page. Much obliged. I'll delete this conversation when they're back up, but I'll leave it up for now in case anyone else ends up in my position. --[[User:Xavier|Xavier Harkonnen]]<br />
:::No need to delete it. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 14:32, 11 November 2007 (UTC)<br />
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== Welcome to Rolt Heights! ==<br />
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We of the [[Manbagz Zahmbahz]] would like to welcome fellow worshippers of Barhah to Rolt heights! We wish your group luck and success in this suburb, and invite you to join the merrymaking and brainz eating in the PD departments in the upcoming weeks!<br />
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== [[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|Huey Long]] Speaks in [[Eastonwood|!zanbah]] ==<br />
I'm sending this circular to as many active zombie groups as possible:<br />
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I, Huey Pierce Long, Jr., will be speaking at [[Pooll Crescent Police Department]] in [[Eastonwood|!zanbah (Eastonwood)]] on April 8th, 2007, concerning his campaign to win the nomination of the Zombiecratic Party in the [[Mayor of Malton]] campaign, and I would like to invite your group to send a representative to attend the rally. It is my earnest hope to improve the situation for the lowly, starving ferals of Malton, and I would like to have your support in doing so.<br />
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Check out my [[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|campaign site]] for details, and if you like what you see, don't forget to [[Talk:Mayor of Malton|vote]] for Huey P Long! As always, I can be contacted through [[User talk:Specialist290/Huey P Long|my talk page]] [[User talk:Specialist290|(or that of my alt)]] if you have any questions, comments, etc. --[[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|'''Huey P Long''']] [[User talk:Specialist290/Huey P Long|{{c|black|♠}}]][[Lebende Tote|{{c|red|♥}}]][[User:Specialist290|{{c|black|♣}}]][[Mayor of Malton|{{c|red|♦}}]] 04:14, 6 April 2007 (BST)<br />
==Roftwood==<br />
You guys slaughtered everyone in Greenhow? Ah damn it....I was stocking on ammo to so I could do a little mass pking in there Sunday...Ah well. First come first serve, I guess. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 04:47, 1 June 2007 (BST)<br />
:Indeed. To a man.--[[User:Jorm|Jorm]] 05:22, 1 June 2007 (BST)<br />
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We dont have any beef with you guys,but if you want a free meal,get down to Pescodside,many survivors,weve been pking them for weeks,and knocking down their cades every day almost,we welcome you to come.<br />
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-[[St. Anastasius' Royal Guard]]<br />
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== MOB takes Silver Medals in 2007 Malton Special Olympics ==<br />
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In 2 of 3 categories, the Miltant Order of Barhah perfomed strongly, taking Silver Spine Medals in Overall Horde Points and Horde Efficiency. MAHB! BARHAH!! --[[User:Drag'n'Feast|Drag&#39;n&#39;Feast]] 20:06, 2 August 2007 (BST)<br />
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== Bar, hah? ==<br />
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I regret to inform you that I have tried shouting BARHAH into the night. It did not incite any feelings of, well, what you claim to feel. Unless you feel cold, stupid, and tired(It was rather late at night). Even on Halloween it failed! Admittedly the lack of un-life, a horde, and a dog barking didn't help, but come on! --[[User:Rachel Akebre|Rachel Akebre]] 08:19, 11 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
:Hello, and thank your for your interest in Barhah. Were you breathing at the time? If so, you're doing it wrong, for as the MOB knows all too well, harmanz are unable to experience the peace of Barhah. Please wait for one of our [[Brain Rot|dedicated]], [[zombie|hardworking customer relations agents]] to infect you with ''necrotizing fascitis'' and arrange a devival, then ?rise in your new form and try it then. Please keep us informed of the results. Cheers! {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 03:36, 14 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
::Anti barhah works better when your living; it gives you a sence of notr wanting to die. For humans wanting ot be zombies calling living barhah will help you get into a mood of wanting to die always until you do die.--[[User:Jakezing|Jakezing]] 03:57, 21 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
:::Unfortunately death is not un-death, and attempting to die is rather more permanent in, you know, the place that I tried it...--{{User:Rachel_Akebre/signature}} 06:40, 25 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
::::Well, yes, you will also require exposure to ''necrotizing fascitis'' to properly experience Barhah. If none is available in your area, please visit or write to write to Owens Crescent School [55, 42] Malton for a free sample. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 12:40, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Next location ==<br />
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After we trash any survivors who dare to retake Brooksville and deal with North Blythville, where do we head next? I know there is a locator but it does not include future locations. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 13:57, 30 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
: While we do have an eye to the long-term progress of the horde, decisions like "which suburb next?" are left to very short notice. We do have scouts out while we devour suburbs, and where we move, when it happens, is down to the scouting reports from those days we move on. Details are usually announced in IRC and in our private forum before being made publicly available. - [[User:Bisfan|Bisfan]] 09:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Tollyton ==<br />
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Were you responsible for the ransacking of Tollyton? [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 08:55, 31 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
: We had nothing to with Tollyton. this time. - [[User:Bisfan|Bisfan]] 09:14, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:: Very well. But the Church of Resurrection wish to fight with you and your mob in Dakerstown. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 11:17, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::: Do you [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Resurrection%2FComplaints_Page&diff=1351413&oldid=1065979 even represent the Church of the Resurrection?] You are posting here that you want to fight them here, and you are "declaring war" on the Church on behalf of the MOB at the above link. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 11:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::Harman, do not presume to [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Resurrection/Complaints_Page&diff=1352938&oldid=1352926 speak on behalf of the MOB]. For you are crunchy and taste good with bargagah zaarz. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 12:18, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::Then leave our territories in the South alone and I will not presume to speak on behalf of your fellow groups. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 19:07, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::Nemesis645: Please understand that we are zombies, we eat harmanz. This is what zombies do. :) Now gaming aside, I realize you are probably new to UDwiki, but please do not attempt to blackmail us by threatening to vandalize the wiki. As you probably just found out, all of your posts are logged. Please continue to enjoy the game, and I hope we meet in UD sometime. :) --[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 02:40, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::"leave our territories in the South alone" WTF? Don't push it, pal. "You" don't own ANY territories. Even if you did, the MOB goes where the food is ''and'' owns wherever it happens to be. (HINT: you are food, nothing more, nothing less) -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 02:48, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::: Well, the survivors do. Your fanatic policies are pushing it as well, so you can't talk. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 16:57, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::: Zombie Apocalypse. Not so hard to understand. We don't talk, we kill. We do it well, we do it often. We cannot be stopped. Learn that or be forever frustrated. -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 18:59, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::Point there. Just understand being pro survivor- we talk and kill, we do it well, we do it often, but we are forced to fight wars of attrition we have a small chance of winning. Sorry bout the speaking on behalf by the way. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 16:44, 6 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::::It takes a great deal of character to recognize an error. Apology accepted. You are new and enthusiastic, and that is very good. I am glad you want to be creative, but not to the point of trying to surreptitiously stir crap up. You have learned a valuable lesson, and this game is more rewarding if you stick to legit actions that result in true victories. In the end, gamesmanship is everything. With [[User:grogh|grogh's]] permission, I will now remove you from our list of MOB Impersonators. :D --{{User:FLZombie/Sig}}<br />
::::::::Thanks and good luck to you (though I will still be carrying my shotgun round near you). [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 17:14, 10 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Kempsterbank]] ==<br />
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Greetings MOB,<br />
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I am [[User:Poodle of doom|Poodle of Doom]], leader of '''[[EVIL]]'''. I used to be the leader of [[Knights Templar|The Knights Templar]]. They currently reside in [[Kempsterbank]]. I don't know what suburb you are planning on moving to next, but if you are planning on moving to [[Kempsterbank]], Please let me know,.... I am willing to share information about the [[Knights Templar|Knights]], and their strongholds in this particular suburb. I would be interested in sharing information about what five buildings you could attack first to basically cripple them, and ruin their entire suburb. On that note, '''[[EVIL]]''' wishes to purpose an alliance. -[[User:Poodle of doom|Poodle of doom]] 01:29, 12 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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The [[MOB]] does not recognize any humans or human groups of any kind. -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 01:28, 18 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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== hoffman ==<br />
hello there, my name is officer forensic hoffman, i wish to speak with the leader of this.....interesting group of entities.<br />
--[[User:Forensic hoffman|Forensic hoffman]] 02:59, 17 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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I didn't think the MOB associated themselves with groups that are known to use zerging? [[User:Zanty|Zanty]] 02:57, 19 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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Wish I knew what the hell you guys are talking about .... -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 01:29, 18 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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== '''Invitation to Naked Twister Party''' ==<br />
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Hey guys! On behalf of the Naked Twister Party '09, we would like to invite you to Fort Creedy's gatehouse for <s>a night</s> several days of barricade ramming, beer-chugging, naked twister and (of course) bra!nz. If you can join us, just drop a line on the NTP's [[Naked Twister Party '09|discussion page]] and we'll see you there!<br />
--[[User:Chekken|Chekken]] 01:55, 14 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Naked Twister Party--Alliance ==<br />
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I think you've misunderstood the aims of the group. We're zombies...only zombies. Some of us are death cultists, but the event mostly consisted of zombies. Perhaps you did unintentionally join us at Fort Creedy. We sent an invitation for you to join us at Fort Creedy (see below), and we were joined by strike squads a little while later. Maybe we happened to be there at the same time. --[[User:Chekken|Chekken]] 01:18, 18 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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Got it figured out ... seems we moved in on the 8th and you invited us to our own party on the 14th .... By the 9th we'd already ruined Farmer NT and were working on Morrish. We took out the mall then the fort. -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 01:30, 18 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Just a message ==<br />
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Well, I can tell that your group has been to a lot of suburbs. I congratulate you and the MOB. Your group just might become historic. Tell me what suburb do you plan on going to next? -- [[User:???|???]] 05:51, 27 September 2009 <br />
:Nah. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 04:30, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Question for members of MOB==<br />
The complete and utter destruction of the majority of eastern suburbs is insane. You guys, along with numerous ferals, (like my dual natured character), have taken eastern malton suburb by suburb and destroyed it. The lack of survivior coordination and the shockwaves as suburbs fell quickly sent MOB members and ferals, who've been following the vanguard, into surrounding suburbs to soften them up for the invasion. The only problem is it's been a fairly silent invasion, the suburbs have been falling but nobody's given the sack of most of eastern malton a name. Has anyone thought of one? I think it deserves one. -[[User:Lord Hawthorne|Lord Hawthorne]] 09:00, 8 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
:We can hardly claim ownership over this event, for we are instruments of a higher power. As you well know, our horde has many Zealots as well as a friendly feral cloud, and we all obey the same basic commandment: "Kill them all". The Militant Order of Barhah humbly offers all of the harmanz of Malton the gift of Barhah during these end of year festivities. There is no real reason to scare the local inhabitants of the suburbs. It is best if they just stayed where they are when we arrive, since it is exceedingly hard for us to chase running harmanz, but if a name were to be given to it, I would propose something like "The Rapture of Eastern Malton of 2009". Anyone else with thoughts on the subject? --[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 03:30, 9 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
::"Barhah" --[[User:Zaphord|Zaphord]] 03:51, 9 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==Thanks==<br />
It may be unusual to get praise from a survivor group, but [[The Survivor's Republic]] would like to say thanks! You guys have scared so many people into allying with us and helped us earn shiteloads of XP killing you over and over and over. If you wanna give us another good go, head to Spracklingbank, we've been grouping up around there.--[[User:Sean Connolly|Sean Connolly]] 23:29, 12 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
:You're welcome? Sorry, but I can't say we even noticed your group. How do I put this? <blockquote>''For you, it was the day the MOB invaded your suburb, ate your brains and ruined your buildings. For us, it was Thursday.''</blockquote> Glad you enjoyed the experience and gotten something from it. We don't make a habit of chasing food, but I'm sure that if your brains are in our vicinity again they'll be as tasty as any others. <tt>:D</tt> {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 15:11, 13 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Well, we're currently in the Spracklingbank area, if you're looking for the snack that fights back (goldfish!).--[[User:Sean Connolly|Sean Connolly]] 07:20, 14 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Welcome to Foulkes Village (...again!) ==<br />
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Looking forward to being eaten by you lot.<br><br />
...again! ;-) {{User:Kempy/sig}} 23:16, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Finally! ==<br />
We've been lurching for the cause since you came into town. I finally got to watch you in action. Your [http://iamscott.net/1263779602875.html BARHAH] is a beautiful thing. *sniff* <br/>--{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 02:54, 18 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Zangz barrah magzh! :D {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 04:32, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== BARHAH Roses ==<br />
As the leader of the [[Order of the Black Rose]], I welcome the [[Militant Order of Barhah]] to our neck of the woods and wish you good eating! We'll do our best to be good hosts. --{{User:Maverick Farrant/sig}} 08:33, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== To the FU, Undeadites, and Militant Order of Barhah on our recent encounter ==<br />
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Congratulations appear to be in order for your teams in Whittenside. The takedown on the Colglough Building and St. Anne’s was well orchestrated. I am sure it was a walk in the park after the fort but still I must give credit where it is due. This was my first encounter with your group, but I saw a lot of familiar gnashing teeth in there from the Undeadites, and the FU. My group will of course attempt to rebuild; it was time that we redecorated anyway, but I do not know if the blood splatter is quite what I had in mind. I have but one complaint on your operation: for fanatic zombie groups, there was a lot of shambling and biting but a noted lack of colorful zombie battle cries. I suppose I just expected that with this many heavy hitters in the group there would be a bit more flavor (pardon the pun) to the massacre. Next time try to bring you’re a game because a takedown isn’t a takedown without some good zamgrh trash-talking. Ah well, I will get over it in time. Once the rebuilding is done feel free to stop back by, there will always be a needle waiting.--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} 21:58, 28 March 2010 (BST)<br />
:As the zombie (hi, I'm [[User:Aichon/Characters/Jamie Flynt|Jamie Flynt]]) that was privileged enough, if that is the correct word, to eat your brain yesterday, I must say that I was also a little disappointed. After all, you appeared to be active when our strike team entered the building, yet you offered us no proper greeting of "RUN!", instead choosing to futilely replace the barricades (which were taken back down within seconds), and remain in position. Normally we would indeed greet a feast as large as the one we encountered in your building with a cry of "MAHB MAHB MAHB" or somesuch, but I'm afraid it had been quite awhile since our team had seen a buffet quite so splendid, so we were eager to save every AP for eating. You must pardon us for forgetting our manners in all of the commotion, and if I see you once again while we are in your lovely suburb, I will gladly offer you a battle cry, followed by the gift of BARHAH! {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 22:16, 28 March 2010 (BST)<br />
::For my part then I apologize for the lack of appropriate panic. I will do better when next we meet. You were not the first Zombies we had encountered that day so our own battle cries were worn thin and I was out of welcoming complimentary syringes with which to combat revive you, though we did get more than a few before we fell. Unfortunately, I noticed that many stood back up and fed themselves to the mob. Pertaining to etiquette, it seems we were both at fault but I am glad we could agree to observe better table manners in future.--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} 23:31, 28 March 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Is The Escape on the MOB's crusade agenda? ==<br />
I'm just an observer of the events surrounding [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Escape The Escape] wondering if any Barhah Missionaries will be making a pilgrimage of zambah conversion to Ellicott Place Railway Station in Owsleybank? It would be a shame to let all those bodies hit the pavement on June 1st without feeling the ridgid claw or firm jaw(?) of Barhah. {{User:MikhailKalashnikov/Signature}} 07:09, 23 May 2010 (BST)<br />
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== [[:Category:Militant Order of Barhah]] ==<br />
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I was actually kind of shocked that there was not already a category. I hope I picked the right category name. I almost went with Category:MOB but thought it better to stick with the group's full name on the wiki. That can be easily corrected if needed.{{User:Vapor/sig}} 21:06, 1 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
:Long time since this message was posted, but seems fine. Thanks Vapor. :) --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:50, 19 August 2011 (BST)<br />
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== Merry Christmas ☺ ==<br />
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{{ZombieGift}} {{User:Son of Sin/sig}} <small>07:06, 21 December 2011 (UTC)</small><br />
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== Simple Apology ==<br />
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Came to say Idon't hate you guys, it was an even worse person that attacked me, and now it's more than an attack, it's harassment and I get beat down every time Iget up. So I just wanted to say sorry for any accusations you thought I gave. I guess I deserve the kind of treatment I'm receiving. Again, sorry.<br />
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Sorry that I left, because I thought it was the best thing to do, though I insulted no one. I did leave before insults were tossed, but it resulted in a ban, and I deserve this.<br />
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Banned from the IRC. Deleted from Barhah, this was the only place to say it. But you all deserved an apology, and not a hollowed out, empty departure<br />
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Good luck with your efforts.<br />
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-- [[User:Isaac Tiberius|Isaac Tiberius]] (Otherwise known as Jerrack)<br />
:Welp. It takes a lot to swallow your pride. It also takes a lot to warrant a ban from MOB. Enjoy playing with the DEM. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:23, 1 March 2012 (UTC)<br />
::Are you actually trying to insult me? I don't know what gives this kind of behavior, has everyone lost their moral values? I have no pride, it's because of people like you. I'm sick of being betrayed and lied to, that's all. It doesn't give you the right to act this way. I'm so sorry I wanted friends, sorry I was so nice, sorry I ever joined what I thought was a good community. Just fine you don't need to hear from me anymore. And no, I doubt DEM will be any better. The world is full of hate and issues, and I will never understand. Sorry I ever said hello to you. --Jerrack<br />
:::Nope. What I said was what I said. No further reading required. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 06:00, 1 March 2012 (UTC)</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Militant_Order_of_Barhah&diff=1984916Talk:Militant Order of Barhah2012-03-01T05:23:00Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Simple Apology */</p>
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==MOB Impersonators==<br />
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The following are wearing MOB tags but are not members:<br />
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[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=316537 L0k1]<br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1342206 IsmoLaitela]<br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1356748 an injured cat]<br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1338343 KaChomp] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1428109 Corpsol] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1132536 Dr Manoooo] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1411189 scrwnee] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=968057 monsterline] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1355940 anonomise] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1505536 hambarghar] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1648789 Undead Mail] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=954721 Nina Ascare] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1804367 Julian6579] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1760030 dud dude] <br /><br />
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These were once on the above list, but have removed the MOB tags:<br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1254158 john01] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1258712 cryptrocket] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1289165 Hunga] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1318576 Maaaaaaaaaarco] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=760376 ZOE Mizar] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1575301 Mortie 2] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1552409 Pressured Buddy] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1447182 Malodorous Monk] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1642640 xboxcarracerx] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1682865 tblucky] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1375676 mongomog] <br /><br />
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In order to avoid misunderstandings, [[MOB]] would like to remind all of our prospective members to read this sign up [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?t=4598 thread] before changing your tags to "Militant Order of Barhah". We have a way of doing things that was born out of necessity, and want to make sure we all abide by our [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?t=4596 rules]. --[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 01:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==Zombie Poetry==<br />
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Please feel free to add your creation to this section. If we get enough, we'll make a dedicated page for it!<br />
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===Zombie Haiku===<br />
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GRAB HARMANZ BRA!NZ<br><br />
HARMANZ BAGHAM ZAMBAZ<br><br />
-!Z BARHAH<br><br />
--[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 01:59, 8 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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brahnz ahr ahm nahm nahm <br><br />
Ah grab zam rhanabahr ah <br> <br />
Ghan nahm nammahnazz!<br><br />
--[[User:Froggie|Froggie]] 02:05, 8 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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===Romantic Poems for St Barhahntines Day===<br />
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rhazaz ar ragh<br><br />
baarraghz ar braaah<br><br />
bra!nz are arzhaaam<br><br />
ang za ar !aaah.<br><br />
--[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 03:43, 15 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==41st Death Com. Salute==<br />
Greetings to our esteemed undead friends. I wanted to comment on how much we are currently enjoying the battle for Crowbank and are looking forward to the conclusion of the fight (as well as all of our future encounters). Happy hunting and good luck, from the 41st Death Com.! --[[User:BoSS|BoSS]] 20 May 2008<br />
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==Invitation for dinner at Fort Perryn==<br />
Dear friends, i'm proud to invite you to the feast, we, ferals, are going to have there in next few weeks. Also, many major survivour groups are invited too, so siege promises to be not only tasty but also challenging.<br />
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==Much Respect==<br />
I'm sure you guys have heard this from survivors before, but you've got much respect from [[Phoenix Security Services]]. Thanks for one hell of a battle in [[Darvall Heights]]! You guys are truly one of the most destructive hordes we've ever had the honor of going up against. I'm sure we'll meet again!--[[User:Dr Doom86|Dr Doom86]] 05:43, 18 February 2008 (UTC)<br />
:I am with [[User:Dr Doom86|Dr Doom86]], only I ask you fellas ease up a bit before there are no humanz left to munch.--[[User:Airborne88|<span style="color:green">Airborne88</span>]][[Image:Zzz1.JPG|15px]]<sup>[[User_talk:Airborne88|<span style="color: purple">T</span>]] [[Zomcon|<span style="color: green">Zom</span>]] [[Malton Inhumane Society|<span style="color: maroon">MIS</span>]]</sup> 06:25, 9 March 2008 (UTC)<br />
::Thanks, and Barhah! :D--[[User:Zaphord|Zaphord]] 23:25, 6 May 2008 (BST)<br />
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== UDBrain Tool ==<br />
Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know about a greasemonkey script my friend and I just developed. It tracks barricade status of all the buildings in Malton using a database. I'm looking for a large group to sponsor it because the way the script works is that every time a user with the script visits a building, a barricade report is submitted to the database. In order for our data to be up to date, we need a lot of users. Would you please use the script? Once the user base gets large enough, you'll enjoy the barricade status of each building appearing on the map. It should make your UD lives much easier. The script is available **** . Thanks!<br />
<br>--[[User:Scotaro007|Scotaro007]] 05:33, 3 January 2008 (UTC)<br />
:I removed the link to the script. It is unrelated to the MOB and should not be advertising on this page. -- [[User:Rutherford|Rutherford]] 18:26, 21 January 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== Barhah.com and irc.nexuswar.com down? ==<br />
It's 2pm GMT on Sunday 11th Nov... are they down? I can't access either the website or the irc server. Starting to get worried, my strike time's in a coupla hours! --[[User:Xavier|Xavier Harkonnen]]<br />
:As i said earlier on the RRF page, the servers been down for several hours, and it will be down for several more. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 14:18, 11 November 2007 (UTC)<br />
::Ah thanks, I didn't check the RRF page. Much obliged. I'll delete this conversation when they're back up, but I'll leave it up for now in case anyone else ends up in my position. --[[User:Xavier|Xavier Harkonnen]]<br />
:::No need to delete it. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 14:32, 11 November 2007 (UTC)<br />
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== Welcome to Rolt Heights! ==<br />
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We of the [[Manbagz Zahmbahz]] would like to welcome fellow worshippers of Barhah to Rolt heights! We wish your group luck and success in this suburb, and invite you to join the merrymaking and brainz eating in the PD departments in the upcoming weeks!<br />
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== [[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|Huey Long]] Speaks in [[Eastonwood|!zanbah]] ==<br />
I'm sending this circular to as many active zombie groups as possible:<br />
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I, Huey Pierce Long, Jr., will be speaking at [[Pooll Crescent Police Department]] in [[Eastonwood|!zanbah (Eastonwood)]] on April 8th, 2007, concerning his campaign to win the nomination of the Zombiecratic Party in the [[Mayor of Malton]] campaign, and I would like to invite your group to send a representative to attend the rally. It is my earnest hope to improve the situation for the lowly, starving ferals of Malton, and I would like to have your support in doing so.<br />
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Check out my [[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|campaign site]] for details, and if you like what you see, don't forget to [[Talk:Mayor of Malton|vote]] for Huey P Long! As always, I can be contacted through [[User talk:Specialist290/Huey P Long|my talk page]] [[User talk:Specialist290|(or that of my alt)]] if you have any questions, comments, etc. --[[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|'''Huey P Long''']] [[User talk:Specialist290/Huey P Long|{{c|black|♠}}]][[Lebende Tote|{{c|red|♥}}]][[User:Specialist290|{{c|black|♣}}]][[Mayor of Malton|{{c|red|♦}}]] 04:14, 6 April 2007 (BST)<br />
==Roftwood==<br />
You guys slaughtered everyone in Greenhow? Ah damn it....I was stocking on ammo to so I could do a little mass pking in there Sunday...Ah well. First come first serve, I guess. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 04:47, 1 June 2007 (BST)<br />
:Indeed. To a man.--[[User:Jorm|Jorm]] 05:22, 1 June 2007 (BST)<br />
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We dont have any beef with you guys,but if you want a free meal,get down to Pescodside,many survivors,weve been pking them for weeks,and knocking down their cades every day almost,we welcome you to come.<br />
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-[[St. Anastasius' Royal Guard]]<br />
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== MOB takes Silver Medals in 2007 Malton Special Olympics ==<br />
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In 2 of 3 categories, the Miltant Order of Barhah perfomed strongly, taking Silver Spine Medals in Overall Horde Points and Horde Efficiency. MAHB! BARHAH!! --[[User:Drag'n'Feast|Drag&#39;n&#39;Feast]] 20:06, 2 August 2007 (BST)<br />
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== Bar, hah? ==<br />
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I regret to inform you that I have tried shouting BARHAH into the night. It did not incite any feelings of, well, what you claim to feel. Unless you feel cold, stupid, and tired(It was rather late at night). Even on Halloween it failed! Admittedly the lack of un-life, a horde, and a dog barking didn't help, but come on! --[[User:Rachel Akebre|Rachel Akebre]] 08:19, 11 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
:Hello, and thank your for your interest in Barhah. Were you breathing at the time? If so, you're doing it wrong, for as the MOB knows all too well, harmanz are unable to experience the peace of Barhah. Please wait for one of our [[Brain Rot|dedicated]], [[zombie|hardworking customer relations agents]] to infect you with ''necrotizing fascitis'' and arrange a devival, then ?rise in your new form and try it then. Please keep us informed of the results. Cheers! {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 03:36, 14 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
::Anti barhah works better when your living; it gives you a sence of notr wanting to die. For humans wanting ot be zombies calling living barhah will help you get into a mood of wanting to die always until you do die.--[[User:Jakezing|Jakezing]] 03:57, 21 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
:::Unfortunately death is not un-death, and attempting to die is rather more permanent in, you know, the place that I tried it...--{{User:Rachel_Akebre/signature}} 06:40, 25 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
::::Well, yes, you will also require exposure to ''necrotizing fascitis'' to properly experience Barhah. If none is available in your area, please visit or write to write to Owens Crescent School [55, 42] Malton for a free sample. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 12:40, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Next location ==<br />
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After we trash any survivors who dare to retake Brooksville and deal with North Blythville, where do we head next? I know there is a locator but it does not include future locations. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 13:57, 30 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
: While we do have an eye to the long-term progress of the horde, decisions like "which suburb next?" are left to very short notice. We do have scouts out while we devour suburbs, and where we move, when it happens, is down to the scouting reports from those days we move on. Details are usually announced in IRC and in our private forum before being made publicly available. - [[User:Bisfan|Bisfan]] 09:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Tollyton ==<br />
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Were you responsible for the ransacking of Tollyton? [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 08:55, 31 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
: We had nothing to with Tollyton. this time. - [[User:Bisfan|Bisfan]] 09:14, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:: Very well. But the Church of Resurrection wish to fight with you and your mob in Dakerstown. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 11:17, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::: Do you [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Resurrection%2FComplaints_Page&diff=1351413&oldid=1065979 even represent the Church of the Resurrection?] You are posting here that you want to fight them here, and you are "declaring war" on the Church on behalf of the MOB at the above link. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 11:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::Harman, do not presume to [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Resurrection/Complaints_Page&diff=1352938&oldid=1352926 speak on behalf of the MOB]. For you are crunchy and taste good with bargagah zaarz. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 12:18, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::Then leave our territories in the South alone and I will not presume to speak on behalf of your fellow groups. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 19:07, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::Nemesis645: Please understand that we are zombies, we eat harmanz. This is what zombies do. :) Now gaming aside, I realize you are probably new to UDwiki, but please do not attempt to blackmail us by threatening to vandalize the wiki. As you probably just found out, all of your posts are logged. Please continue to enjoy the game, and I hope we meet in UD sometime. :) --[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 02:40, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::"leave our territories in the South alone" WTF? Don't push it, pal. "You" don't own ANY territories. Even if you did, the MOB goes where the food is ''and'' owns wherever it happens to be. (HINT: you are food, nothing more, nothing less) -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 02:48, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::: Well, the survivors do. Your fanatic policies are pushing it as well, so you can't talk. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 16:57, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::: Zombie Apocalypse. Not so hard to understand. We don't talk, we kill. We do it well, we do it often. We cannot be stopped. Learn that or be forever frustrated. -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 18:59, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::Point there. Just understand being pro survivor- we talk and kill, we do it well, we do it often, but we are forced to fight wars of attrition we have a small chance of winning. Sorry bout the speaking on behalf by the way. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 16:44, 6 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::::It takes a great deal of character to recognize an error. Apology accepted. You are new and enthusiastic, and that is very good. I am glad you want to be creative, but not to the point of trying to surreptitiously stir crap up. You have learned a valuable lesson, and this game is more rewarding if you stick to legit actions that result in true victories. In the end, gamesmanship is everything. With [[User:grogh|grogh's]] permission, I will now remove you from our list of MOB Impersonators. :D --{{User:FLZombie/Sig}}<br />
::::::::Thanks and good luck to you (though I will still be carrying my shotgun round near you). [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 17:14, 10 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Kempsterbank]] ==<br />
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Greetings MOB,<br />
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I am [[User:Poodle of doom|Poodle of Doom]], leader of '''[[EVIL]]'''. I used to be the leader of [[Knights Templar|The Knights Templar]]. They currently reside in [[Kempsterbank]]. I don't know what suburb you are planning on moving to next, but if you are planning on moving to [[Kempsterbank]], Please let me know,.... I am willing to share information about the [[Knights Templar|Knights]], and their strongholds in this particular suburb. I would be interested in sharing information about what five buildings you could attack first to basically cripple them, and ruin their entire suburb. On that note, '''[[EVIL]]''' wishes to purpose an alliance. -[[User:Poodle of doom|Poodle of doom]] 01:29, 12 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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The [[MOB]] does not recognize any humans or human groups of any kind. -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 01:28, 18 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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== hoffman ==<br />
hello there, my name is officer forensic hoffman, i wish to speak with the leader of this.....interesting group of entities.<br />
--[[User:Forensic hoffman|Forensic hoffman]] 02:59, 17 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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I didn't think the MOB associated themselves with groups that are known to use zerging? [[User:Zanty|Zanty]] 02:57, 19 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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Wish I knew what the hell you guys are talking about .... -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 01:29, 18 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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== '''Invitation to Naked Twister Party''' ==<br />
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Hey guys! On behalf of the Naked Twister Party '09, we would like to invite you to Fort Creedy's gatehouse for <s>a night</s> several days of barricade ramming, beer-chugging, naked twister and (of course) bra!nz. If you can join us, just drop a line on the NTP's [[Naked Twister Party '09|discussion page]] and we'll see you there!<br />
--[[User:Chekken|Chekken]] 01:55, 14 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Naked Twister Party--Alliance ==<br />
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I think you've misunderstood the aims of the group. We're zombies...only zombies. Some of us are death cultists, but the event mostly consisted of zombies. Perhaps you did unintentionally join us at Fort Creedy. We sent an invitation for you to join us at Fort Creedy (see below), and we were joined by strike squads a little while later. Maybe we happened to be there at the same time. --[[User:Chekken|Chekken]] 01:18, 18 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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Got it figured out ... seems we moved in on the 8th and you invited us to our own party on the 14th .... By the 9th we'd already ruined Farmer NT and were working on Morrish. We took out the mall then the fort. -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 01:30, 18 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Just a message ==<br />
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Well, I can tell that your group has been to a lot of suburbs. I congratulate you and the MOB. Your group just might become historic. Tell me what suburb do you plan on going to next? -- [[User:???|???]] 05:51, 27 September 2009 <br />
:Nah. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 04:30, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Question for members of MOB==<br />
The complete and utter destruction of the majority of eastern suburbs is insane. You guys, along with numerous ferals, (like my dual natured character), have taken eastern malton suburb by suburb and destroyed it. The lack of survivior coordination and the shockwaves as suburbs fell quickly sent MOB members and ferals, who've been following the vanguard, into surrounding suburbs to soften them up for the invasion. The only problem is it's been a fairly silent invasion, the suburbs have been falling but nobody's given the sack of most of eastern malton a name. Has anyone thought of one? I think it deserves one. -[[User:Lord Hawthorne|Lord Hawthorne]] 09:00, 8 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
:We can hardly claim ownership over this event, for we are instruments of a higher power. As you well know, our horde has many Zealots as well as a friendly feral cloud, and we all obey the same basic commandment: "Kill them all". The Militant Order of Barhah humbly offers all of the harmanz of Malton the gift of Barhah during these end of year festivities. There is no real reason to scare the local inhabitants of the suburbs. It is best if they just stayed where they are when we arrive, since it is exceedingly hard for us to chase running harmanz, but if a name were to be given to it, I would propose something like "The Rapture of Eastern Malton of 2009". Anyone else with thoughts on the subject? --[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 03:30, 9 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
::"Barhah" --[[User:Zaphord|Zaphord]] 03:51, 9 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==Thanks==<br />
It may be unusual to get praise from a survivor group, but [[The Survivor's Republic]] would like to say thanks! You guys have scared so many people into allying with us and helped us earn shiteloads of XP killing you over and over and over. If you wanna give us another good go, head to Spracklingbank, we've been grouping up around there.--[[User:Sean Connolly|Sean Connolly]] 23:29, 12 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
:You're welcome? Sorry, but I can't say we even noticed your group. How do I put this? <blockquote>''For you, it was the day the MOB invaded your suburb, ate your brains and ruined your buildings. For us, it was Thursday.''</blockquote> Glad you enjoyed the experience and gotten something from it. We don't make a habit of chasing food, but I'm sure that if your brains are in our vicinity again they'll be as tasty as any others. <tt>:D</tt> {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 15:11, 13 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Well, we're currently in the Spracklingbank area, if you're looking for the snack that fights back (goldfish!).--[[User:Sean Connolly|Sean Connolly]] 07:20, 14 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Welcome to Foulkes Village (...again!) ==<br />
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Looking forward to being eaten by you lot.<br><br />
...again! ;-) {{User:Kempy/sig}} 23:16, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Finally! ==<br />
We've been lurching for the cause since you came into town. I finally got to watch you in action. Your [http://iamscott.net/1263779602875.html BARHAH] is a beautiful thing. *sniff* <br/>--{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 02:54, 18 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Zangz barrah magzh! :D {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 04:32, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== BARHAH Roses ==<br />
As the leader of the [[Order of the Black Rose]], I welcome the [[Militant Order of Barhah]] to our neck of the woods and wish you good eating! We'll do our best to be good hosts. --{{User:Maverick Farrant/sig}} 08:33, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== To the FU, Undeadites, and Militant Order of Barhah on our recent encounter ==<br />
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Congratulations appear to be in order for your teams in Whittenside. The takedown on the Colglough Building and St. Anne’s was well orchestrated. I am sure it was a walk in the park after the fort but still I must give credit where it is due. This was my first encounter with your group, but I saw a lot of familiar gnashing teeth in there from the Undeadites, and the FU. My group will of course attempt to rebuild; it was time that we redecorated anyway, but I do not know if the blood splatter is quite what I had in mind. I have but one complaint on your operation: for fanatic zombie groups, there was a lot of shambling and biting but a noted lack of colorful zombie battle cries. I suppose I just expected that with this many heavy hitters in the group there would be a bit more flavor (pardon the pun) to the massacre. Next time try to bring you’re a game because a takedown isn’t a takedown without some good zamgrh trash-talking. Ah well, I will get over it in time. Once the rebuilding is done feel free to stop back by, there will always be a needle waiting.--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} 21:58, 28 March 2010 (BST)<br />
:As the zombie (hi, I'm [[User:Aichon/Characters/Jamie Flynt|Jamie Flynt]]) that was privileged enough, if that is the correct word, to eat your brain yesterday, I must say that I was also a little disappointed. After all, you appeared to be active when our strike team entered the building, yet you offered us no proper greeting of "RUN!", instead choosing to futilely replace the barricades (which were taken back down within seconds), and remain in position. Normally we would indeed greet a feast as large as the one we encountered in your building with a cry of "MAHB MAHB MAHB" or somesuch, but I'm afraid it had been quite awhile since our team had seen a buffet quite so splendid, so we were eager to save every AP for eating. You must pardon us for forgetting our manners in all of the commotion, and if I see you once again while we are in your lovely suburb, I will gladly offer you a battle cry, followed by the gift of BARHAH! {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 22:16, 28 March 2010 (BST)<br />
::For my part then I apologize for the lack of appropriate panic. I will do better when next we meet. You were not the first Zombies we had encountered that day so our own battle cries were worn thin and I was out of welcoming complimentary syringes with which to combat revive you, though we did get more than a few before we fell. Unfortunately, I noticed that many stood back up and fed themselves to the mob. Pertaining to etiquette, it seems we were both at fault but I am glad we could agree to observe better table manners in future.--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} 23:31, 28 March 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Is The Escape on the MOB's crusade agenda? ==<br />
I'm just an observer of the events surrounding [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Escape The Escape] wondering if any Barhah Missionaries will be making a pilgrimage of zambah conversion to Ellicott Place Railway Station in Owsleybank? It would be a shame to let all those bodies hit the pavement on June 1st without feeling the ridgid claw or firm jaw(?) of Barhah. {{User:MikhailKalashnikov/Signature}} 07:09, 23 May 2010 (BST)<br />
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== [[:Category:Militant Order of Barhah]] ==<br />
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I was actually kind of shocked that there was not already a category. I hope I picked the right category name. I almost went with Category:MOB but thought it better to stick with the group's full name on the wiki. That can be easily corrected if needed.{{User:Vapor/sig}} 21:06, 1 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
:Long time since this message was posted, but seems fine. Thanks Vapor. :) --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:50, 19 August 2011 (BST)<br />
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== Merry Christmas ☺ ==<br />
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{{ZombieGift}} {{User:Son of Sin/sig}} <small>07:06, 21 December 2011 (UTC)</small><br />
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== Simple Apology ==<br />
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Came to say Idon't hate you guys, it was an even worse person that attacked me, and now it's more than an attack, it's harassment and I get beat down every time Iget up. So I just wanted to say sorry for any accusations you thought I gave. I guess I deserve the kind of treatment I'm receiving. Again, sorry.<br />
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Sorry that I left, because I thought it was the best thing to do, though I insulted no one. I did leave before insults were tossed, but it resulted in a ban, and I deserve this.<br />
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Banned from the IRC. Deleted from Barhah, this was the only place to say it. But you all deserved an apology, and not a hollowed out, empty departure<br />
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Good luck with your efforts.<br />
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-- [[User:Isaac Tiberius|Isaac Tiberius]] (Otherwise known as Jerrack)<br />
:Welp. It takes a lot to swallow your pride. It also takes a lot to warrant a ban from MOB. Enjoy playing with the DEM. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:23, 1 March 2012 (UTC)</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User:DangerReport/Gibsonton&diff=1984901User:DangerReport/Gibsonton2012-03-01T04:44:12Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: </p>
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| align="left" | '''Abbreviation:'''<br />
| align="left" | ''The MOB''<br />
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| align="left" | '''Membership:'''<br />
| align="left" | ''100+''<br />
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| align="left" | '''Prophet:'''<br />
| align="left" | ''[[User:Jorm|<span style="color:#605CA8">Jorm</span>]]''<br />
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| align="left" | '''Contact:'''<br />
| align="left" | ''[http://www.barhah.com barhah dot com]''<br />
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| align="left" | '''Sign Up:'''<br />
| align="left" | ''[http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?t=4598 Thread]''<br />
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| align="left" | ''[irc://irc.nexuswar.com/mob irc.nexuswar.com #mob]''<br />
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| align="left" | ''[[Militant Order of Barhah/Locator|<span style="color:#605CA8">Locator</span>]]''<br />
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The '''Militant Order of Barhah''' is an aggressive, highly co-ordinated zombie group. They are proud Barhah Fundamentalists whose mission is to bring sweet, shambling unlife to all breathing beings, so that they can know the joy of '''True Barhah'''.<br />
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======<span style="font-size:14pt;font-weight:bold;color:#605CA8;padding-top:0em;padding-bottom:0em;">History</span>======<br />
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The '''Militant Order of Barhah''' was founded by what may or may not be the original membership of the [[Barhah Brigade|<span style="color:#605CA8">Barhah Brigade</span>]] (whose existence is still unproven). These zombies believe they have come to achieve a deeper understanding of the ideals of both the metaphysical state and the fellowship of the unliving, or '''Barhah'''. They found that cleaving to '''True Barhah''' (a term which they coined in order to further separate themselves from what they feel are lesser understandings of [[Barhah|<span style="color:#605CA8">Barhah</span>]]) place them in conflict with modern interpretations of zombie life. As such, to prove the strength of True Barhah, the Prophet Jorm and his Inquisitors put out an open call:<br> <br />
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<center>'''"Join the Militant Order of Barhah and learn once again'''<br> <br />
'''what it means to shout BARHAH into the lifeless night."'''</center><br />
<br>...and the zombies came.<br />
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The Militant Order of Barhah espouses and heels to the idea of Barhah Fundamentalism. They believe that life of any kind is "anti-barhah". Further, they believe that the tools and trappings of the living (such as revive needles) are "anti-barhah" as well. This philosophy extends to their perspectives on "zombie" techniques such as ''death cultism''.<br />
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The Barhah Fundamentalist viewpoint is that there is absolutely no circumstance under which a zombie should be brought back to life. Further, those zombies who regularly engage in "crossing over" – or worse, actively ''seek out'' life – are heretics and no better than the harmans who they claim to fight.<br />
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Barhah fundamentalists believe that there is "barhah" and "anti-barhah" and all things can be classified as one or the other. Barhah is to be ''embraced'', and anti-barhah is to be ''extinguished''.<br />
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''The rot'' is ''barhah''. The ''needle'' is ''anti-barhah''.<br />
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:''The Barhah cares not for the ends, but for the means. One cannot be one with the Barhah if one strolls through barricades bearing weapons of steel and powder.<br /><br />True Barhah is the joy of the rot and of warm drippings of brains. Barhah is not found in the barrel of a gun, nor the blade of an axe, but by tilling the earth of harmanity with your own claws and teeth, planting the seeds of their future Barhah.''<br />
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The Militant Order of Barhah's leadership structure is as follows:<br />
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* [[User:Jorm|<span style="color:#605CA8">Jorm</span>]] – ''The Prophet of Barhah'' – Jorm defines policy. Usually that policy consists simply of "kill everything."<br />
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** [[User:grogh|<span style="color:#605CA8">grogh</span>]] – ''Bishop of Barhah'' - grogh is the MOB's second, and works to define policy and manage day-to-day operations. He is also the de-facto leader of the Zealots.<br />
** [[User:Lucita|<span style="color:#605CA8">Lucita</span>]] – ''Arch Deaconess'' – Lucita is in charge of all scouting and intelligence.<br />
*** <span style="color:#605CA8">Kasz</span> – ''Master Missionary'' – Kasz is the leader of the Missionary team.<br />
*** [[User:Rewil|<span style="color:#605CA8">Rewil</span>]] – ''Grand Inquisitor'' – Rewil does magic for the Arch-Deaconess.<br />
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** [[User:Amber Waves of Pain|<span style="color:#605CA8">Candy Rotten</span>]] - ''Angel of Death'' - (aka) Amber is the MOB's second, and works to define policy and manage day-to-day operations.<br />
*** [[User:Liche|<span style="color:#605CA8">Liche</span>]] – ''High Inquisitor'' – Liche is the head of the Inquisition wing. All Inquisition teams are subordinate to him.<br />
**** [[User:Shank Case|<span style="color:#605CA8">Shank</span>]] – ''High Priest of Barhah'' – Shank is in command of ''The Inquisition''<br />
**** [[User:Liche|<span style="color:#605CA8">Liche</span>]] – ''Bairn Earraigh'' – Liche is also the leader of the ''Bairn Ceatharn'' strike team, with [[User:TouchingVirus|<span style="color:#605CA8">Teefee</span>]] as #2<br />
**** [[User:Revenant|<span style="color:#605CA8">Revenant</span>]] – ''Corsairs Cap'n'' – is the leader of the ''Barhahry Corsairs'' strike team, with [[User:Shadok|<span style="color:#605CA8">Shadok</span>]] as his #2.<br />
**** [[User:Mightyoak|<span style="color:#605CA8">mo</span>]] – ''Chief Liberator'' – (aka) rabid fruitbat is the leader of the ''Bra!nz Liberation Front'' strike team, with [[User:Goribus|<span style="color:#605CA8">Goribus</span>]] as her #2.<br />
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The Militant Order of Barhah is divided into three divisions. Each division has different responsibilities and membership in any one is based on the individual's desire for responsibility.<br />
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The divisions are:<br />
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* '''Inquisitors:''' These soldiers are those who are members of co-ordinated attack squads. The MOB attacks at regular intervals, and the Inquisitors are all able to meet one (or more) of these attack times.<br />
* '''Missionaries:''' These soldiers are those who are unable to make one of the scheduled attack times (but may be able to co-ordinate with each other). They serve as scouts and "door knockers".<br />
* '''Zealots:''' These are standard infantry men. They are not members of an inquisitor team, and have no obligations other than to attack open targets. They may perform their actions whenever they choose.<br />
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The Militant Order of Barhah has four strike teams. All teams co-ordinate via IRC, and any MOB members present in IRC at that time may join in the strike. (''[irc://irc.nexuswar.com/mob irc.nexuswar.com #mob]'')<br />
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Zombies wishing to join the Militant Order of Barhah may sign up by posting in the [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?t=4598 <span style="color:#605CA8">Sign-Up Thread</span>] on the Barhah.com forums.<br />
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[[Category:Zombie Groups]]</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Militant_Order_of_Barhah/Strike_Times&diff=1982236Militant Order of Barhah/Strike Times2012-02-17T09:27:09Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: </p>
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<noinclude></div>[[Category:Group Subpages]]</noinclude></div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain/Sandbox&diff=1981612User:Amber Waves of Pain/Sandbox2012-02-14T03:54:30Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: For fixing later.</p>
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| <span style="color:#605CA8">The Inquisition</span> || [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converted.html?hour=20&min=0&sec=0&p1=224&p2=0 03:00] || 20:00 || [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converted.html?hour=20&min=0&sec=0&p1=224&p2=179 23:00] || [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converted.html?hour=15&min=0&sec=0&p1=152&p2=224 15:00] || [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html?hour=17&min=0&sec=0&p1=224&p2=0 Convert] || [[User:Amber Waves of Pain|<span style="color:#605CA8">Amber</span>]] || <span style="color:#605CA8">Durumana</span><br />
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| <span style="color:#605CA8">Bairn Ceatharn</span> || [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converted.html?hour=8&min=45&sec=0&p1=224&p2=0 15:45] || 08:45 || [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converted.html?hour=8&min=45&sec=0&p1=224&p2=179 11:45] || [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converted.html?hour=3&min=45&sec=0&p1=152&p2=224 03:45] || [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html?hour=17&min=45&sec=0&p1=0&p2=0 Convert] || [[User:Liche|<span style="color:#605CA8">Liche</span>]] || [[User:TouchingVirus|<span style="color:#605CA8">Teefee</span>]]<br />
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| <span style="color:#605CA8">Barhahry Corsairs</span> || 13:00 || [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converted.html?hour=13&min=00&sec=0&p1=0&p2=224 06:00] || [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converted.html?hour=13&min=00&sec=0&p1=0&p2=179 09:00] || [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converted.html?hour=13&min=00&sec=0&p1=0&p2=152 23:00] || [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html??hour=13&min=00&sec=0&p1=0&p2=0 Convert] || [[User:Revenant|<span style="color:#605CA8">Revenant</span>]] || [[User:Shadok|<span style="color:#605CA8">Shadok</span>]]<br />
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| [[Militant Order of Barhah/BLF|<span style="color:#605CA8">Bra!nz Liberation Front</span>]] || [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converted.html?hour=17&min=0&sec=0&p1=224&p2=0 00:00] || 17:00 || [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converted.html?hour=17&min=0&sec=0&p1=224&p2=179 20:00]|| [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converted.html?hour=17&min=0&sec=0&p1=224&p2=152 12:00] || [http://timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html?hour=17&min=0&sec=0&p1=224&p2=0 Convert] || [[User:Mightyoak|<span style="color:#605CA8">mo</span>]] || <br />
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<noinclude></div>[[Category:Group Subpages]]</noinclude></div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Brain_Curators&diff=1978046Talk:Brain Curators2012-02-06T02:46:40Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: BARHAH!</p>
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Saw one of you lot in St Louis's Hospital earlier and was well pleased to discover that you'd taken the Prophet's will into your philosophy. Hope to see more of you while MAHB are in the area. BARHAH! --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 02:46, 6 February 2012 (UTC)</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Kevan&diff=1976500User talk:Kevan2012-01-30T12:45:51Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Shared Accounts/zergs */ new section</p>
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==Three Minutes...==<br />
...Since anyone last commented you on here. Very upsetting. How's everything going with the game? Is everything good?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 21:40, 12 June 2009 (BST)<br />
:What are you talking about? Scroll down to the bottom, haha. --{{User:BobBoberton/sig}} 21:42, 12 June 2009 (BST)<br />
:You're a funny one. Also, the page's confusing because Kevan doesn't state to put new stuff at the bottom or top, unfortunately, so people go with wherever their own preference is. --{{User:BobBoberton/sig}} 21:59, 12 June 2009 (BST)<br />
::I tend to look for a trend. Unfortunately, it turns out that the trend i followed only applied for the two posts i read.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 20:06, 13 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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==Monroeville Badges==<br />
Just so you know there are survivors (although very few) that are still roaming around in Monroeville. It would be nice if you could give some kind of emblematic badge of appreciation for the few that made it this far. I hope thats not asking too much, but for staying alive this long its quiet a feat to accomplish and deserves some kind of reward.<br />
--[[User:Evildiehard|Evildiehard]] 02:53, 3 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==Monroeville Airlift==<br />
Hi Kevan,<br />
I am one of the few remaining survivors in Monroeville. With the Christmas update being implemented, I was curious to know if I set up a Christmas tree and some lights in a building for a few days, would a Helicopter come by and take my character to Malton? I don't want to do something in vain that could end up killing my character that has survived for ten months... <br />
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:hey Evildiehard, i'm The Last Unlucky Guy, we were in harvey's group together, i like that idea, can i get in on it too? Getting my character out of Monroeville would be great, i've grown too attached to him and if i got killed, especially after going solo, and survivng for this time, it would really suck :( --[[User:An unlucky guy|Three Dog]] 19:41, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==clothing suggestions==<br />
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Hi, long time no see. I've got another question about clothing. I see that you haven't implemented any new clothing for almost a year and the pages in question are receiving little to no traffic. Are you still in need of new Clothing ideas [[Clothes/Suggestions|Suggestions]] or can I close the page and move everything into their relevant archives?--<small><span style="border: 2px solid #DDD">[[User:Vista|'''<span style="background-color: Ivory; color:Black">&nbsp;Vista&nbsp;</span>''']][[User_talk:Vista|<span style="background-color: #DDD; color: Ivory ">&nbsp;T&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small> 00:35, 28 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== Will donate for awesome clothing ==<br />
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Basically, I was just wondering that if I donated $50AU or something, that maybe you might code in some blood-proof clothing, just for moi? I mean, it's a decent chunk of funds as all... --{{User:Medico/sig}} 01:30, 26 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Broken Wiki page ==<br />
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=5th_of_November%2F2008&diff=1271116&oldid=1270525<br />
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The page I want is the last edit that I made for if, and I have no idea what went wrong. Someone directed me here... --<font face="arial black"><span style="background-color:#000000; border: 1px solid red">[[User:Haliman111|<span style="color:White">/\'''Haliman'''/\</span>]]</span></font><sup> [[User_talk:Haliman111|T]] | [[Project Wiki Patrol|P!]] | [[Project Welcome|W!]] </sup> 00:44, 11 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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Got really bored, and noticed there was a typo.<br />
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"What does it mean if a record is PUBLIC or PRIVATE?<br />
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Public records are just that- anybody can (if they take the time to look) find them and look at the information they contain. Private records are hidden in directories whose contents are not open to the public view, and the random number string appended to the end of the file name makes it impossible for anybody to find them through luck or accident. "Private" records are in fact so hard to locate that if you don't record their location, '''you'll never them again'''. That's OK when you just want to share a quick secret with some friends in a private chat room or secure forum, though- just copy the link and paste it somewhere you and you friends can find it, but others will not see it!<br />
User accounts do provide a way to retrieve all of the private records a user creates while logged into that account, so while still quite private, they are not going to vanish. User accounts also potentially allow for other levels of security; all of these are essentially private records that only certain people can see, or which do not display all of the details of the record in order to protect the privacy and safety of "innocent bystanders". <br />
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--<font face="arial black"><span style="background-color:#000000; border: 1px solid red">[[User:Haliman111|<span style="color:White">/\'''Haliman'''/\</span>]]</span> <sup>[[User_talk:Haliman111|<span style="color:Blue">T</span>]] | [[Project Wiki Patrol|P!]] | [[Project Welcome|W!]]</sup></font> 15:38, 1 September 2008 (BST)<br />
:Check your talk page, {{usr|Haliman111}}. {{User:Swiers/Sig}} 01:36, 2 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Suicide Repair ==<br />
Most of the time it isn't easy to let a building reach the higher levels of decay and takes the effort of multiply zombie players. Lately as more buildings reach higher level of decay we see a raise in suicide repairs. Where survivors just spent all their AP and more to repair a long time ruined building and prepare to get eaten and revived. If suicide repairing was not what you where going for with the implemention of decay, please consider changes like: <br />
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a)Make it impossible to spent more AP on repairing than are left to this character, and probably setting a cap at 45AP as a maximum for decay. <br />
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or b)Repair only removes some part of the decay level and not all at once. Probably like tearing down barricades.<br />
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:I second option B. Option A could be exploited by people who wait until they have 2 or 3 AP left before running in to repair for 1 or 2 AP. B makes a lot of sense, I think. --[[User:Drugsanimudongs|Drugsanimudongs]] 17:14, 15 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
::Errr... I read your suggestion wrong, Experiment211. Ignore my exploit theory! I still support B, though.<br />
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The edits seem to be working, however. This bug just took place twice on the Historical Groups Talk/Voting page. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 11:13, 25 July 2008 (BST)<br />
:I just got one on the same page. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 15:51, 25 July 2008 (BST)<br />
::Ditto. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 21:06, 25 July 2008 (BST)<br />
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Happened to me too today.--[[User:Gamestriker4|Gamestriker4]] 21:57, 25 July 2008 (BST)<br />
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Is also appearing when searching brain rot in the Suggestions and Talk Suggestions namespaces.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 19:02, 26 July 2008 (BST)<br />
:Erg. I've had some server trouble lately, I'll take a look at it. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 12:21, 27 July 2008 (BST)<br />
::Yesterday it was still doing this... It's rare as of late, it seems-- it was happening with almost every edit for a bit there -- but it *did* happen yesterday again.... --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]]<br />
:::Just hit the same after searching for brain in images. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 15:21, 3 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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I've repaired the database, it should be okay now. Let me know if any error messages still creep through, though. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 10:54, 4 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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==A Little Idea for Group Affiliations==<br />
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I've had an idea and would like to submit it for your consideration. Would it be possible to add in the option of a URL link added to a player's group affiliation, a la the current system with the 'Real Name' links? This would be very useful for players looking to join a group and for groups looking to recruit players, especially zombie groups who lack the ability to spray-paint places without death-culting. Whilst the RN link is used by some, myself included, for recruitment, more likely than not the majority will simply not bother clicking it after the first few times they have done that on a profile have taken them to YouTube songs or Rick-rolls. A link under the group affiliation would draw more desirable attention. <br />
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There are two ways in which I could see this working: The first is to have the group affiliation act in the same way as the Real Life link, with the player choosing the URL; the second would be to have the GA act as the list of confirmed groups on the stats page does: An automatic link to the wiki page of said confirmed group. My personal belief is that the latter would be the superior option, so as to avoid abuse via unsavoury links which would undermine trust in the system (this is of course going under the assumption that you have a system which makes the links appear automatically on the stats page, rather than having to add them all in yourself of course).<br />
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Just my thought for the early morning. <br />
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Regards. --[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 04:37, 4 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:Please make your suggestions here: [[:Category:Current Suggestions]]. Seriously Moloch, you have been around long enough to know how suggestions are handled. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 04:40, 4 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::FWIW, my personal version of 'ActOnProfile' already modifies the group name to be a link to the wiki page for that group. Its pretty handy, even if just to find out the group has no page. A fancier GM script could easily determine if the page actually exists, and not make it a link if it doesn't, which would be nice. Server side code could likely do the same thing better. {{User:Swiers/Sig}} 05:02, 4 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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after playing Urban dead I had an idea making it into a warcraft 3 map and before I release 1: may I release a map made by maps and the same idea of urban dead and with its name/s 2: are there any requires you want? for example I could advertise for the site every 5 mins(I can have the map do that for me)I have all ready given credit to Urban dead and if you want I can give direct credit to you also<small>—The preceding [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Sign_your_posts_on_talk_pages|unsigned]] comment was added by [[User:Undeadpope|Undeadpope]] ([[User talk:Undeadpope|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Undeadpope|contribs]]) 23:42, 6 August 2008.</small><br />
:l2english.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 11:34, 7 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:If it's clearly presented as an unofficial fan project, and isn't making any money, then I wouldn't have a problem with it. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 11:51, 7 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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==IP hits and construction==<br />
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If I repair a badly damaged building (15ap etc.) Is that one IP hit or 15? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 10:32, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:It'd be one. it's a measure of how many times you refresh the map page not ap. The only exception (as far as i'm aware) is syringe manufacture which is 20.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 03:53, 10 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::I thought i was getting more than my regular action. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 11:32, 10 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:::Is that confirmed or just a guess?--<span style="cursor:crosshair">Kooks</span> 22:50, 13 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::It's certainly incorrect. I repaired a building costing 134ap and still had more than enough IP hits to play my other characters.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:11, 14 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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==Monroeville and headshot==<br />
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All the high level survivors I know (about 30) have been holding out for the return of perma-death headshot with the quarantine. I see the quarantine is back, but everything still says that headshot is not permanent. Is this the case? If you're not bringing it back then you might as well close down the server or at least tell us officially. Because as currently constituted only one side can win, and though we could probably prolong things indefinitely I fail to see the point.<br />
--[[User:Babe's Ghost|Babe&#39;s Ghost]] 03:59, 17 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:I couldn't agree more with this post. Staying alive as a member of an organized group in Monroeville is possible but it takes a large amount of coordination and effort. I fail to see the "game" part of current Monroeville on the survivor side, something permanent headshot would bring to the table. If balance is an issue, I'm sure the zombie side would love to have non-curable Infectious Bite. --[[User:Calem|Calem]] 10:09, 17 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::The evidence of the most recent opening of Monroeville suggests that it takes about 6 weeks for the city to go from totally survivor-dominated to totally destroyed with the survivors on the run and hiding in the wreckage. Therefore, it seems to me that the most fun and interesting way to do it would be to run Monroeville in cycles. Every five to six weeks or so switch the rules to give one side or the other the advantage. So, having now had an extened Zombie Friendly period of time, you allow the Survivors to have their turn for a month and a half with closed borders and "permanent" (until the next cycle) headshot. Then re-open it to new admissions with the usual "Zombies stand back up" rules for a month and a half, then close it again and so on and so forth. That way, both sides always have something to look forward to and there's always something to plan for. Frankly, this solution still favors the Zombies somewhat in that a dead Survivor still never gets a chance to come back to life, but its significantly more fair than the current situation where Survivors can never repair a building for more than a couple of days before getting buried under a tide of zombies. While that may accurately reflect the desperate conditions of the later Dead movies and some of the supporting fiction, its not much fun to be a Survivor under these circumstances, and this is a game. --[[User:jng2058|jng2058]] 12:54, 17 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:::Agreed. Right now Monroeville is only a game of attrition with an inevitable (tedious) end. Maybe that's in keeping with Romero's cannon, but it puts survivors in an unwinnable position and leaves the zombies without enough challenge to stave off boredom. If the game's going to be left open, then since zombies are in the advantage right now (by 4:1) why not restore headshot and see what happens? [[User:CoopVancer|CoopVancer]] 21:34, 17 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:::: Actually Coop- if you think about it- zombie take over isn't necessary canon in the zombie/post-apoc genre nor Romero canon, but merely an outcome of the core theme. What destroys the humans isn't the zombies, which are fairly weak, but their failure to overcome their individual self interest and cooperate. Restoring headshot would work now consistent with the canon. Headshot is something survivors learn with experience. At present, most of the survivors, don't have the XP to have headshot. <br />
::::: So I guess this is down to a test of wills then? Of humanity? How long can humans survive before break down, succumb to anarchy, or make a mistake and get eaten? '''We will not.''' Survivors will not descend into madness. We will survive under these horrible conditions! '''We will be ever vigilant!''' ''(until an emergency comes up in real life, then we're pretty much zombie-food)'' [[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 22:30, 20 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::: Bystander, I recommend the buddy system. Give someone in your group your PW so they can move you in an emergency.--[[User:Babe's Ghost|Babe&#39;s Ghost]] 00:01, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:Yes, your reading is correct that perma-headshot isn't returning.--[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 16:59, 18 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Will there be any type of reward for x number of survivors remaining? ==<br />
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I'm just going to say the only reason to ask this is because what the point of trying to survive if the hoard of zombies will eventually take over all? All i want to know is there anything that actually would give hope to the survivors?<br />
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:Yeah, it would be nice if the last 100 survivors were transported to Malton with text like "NAME survived the second Monroeville quarantine." or "NAME was one of the last 100 to die in Monroeville." on their profile page. --[[User:BetterLuck|BetterLuck]] 23:23, 18 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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::I hope something happens that's good at least for survivors, now they outnumber us way too much now--[[User:Kazypoo1|Kazypoo1]] 15:44, 19 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Monroeville Characters ==<br />
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I was just wondering if you had any plans for allowing players to have their Monroeville character's account moved to Malton. I just want to know because I happen to really like my MV character from an RP perspective and would like to play as him in a city that isn't completely ruined and dead... or at least use his name for a character in Malton.--[[User:William Told|William Told]] 03:08, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:No - you can transfer donation flags, but not characters. If you want to roleplay the same character in Malton, just create a new account with a slightly different name. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 09:33, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
How do you transfer donation flags from a Monroeville character to a Malton one? Thanks. --[[User:Alias81|Alias81]] 13:10, 1 September 2008 (BST)<br />
:Just go to your "settings" page and enter a name. I've now added this to the [http://urbandead.com/faq.html#monroedonate FAQ]. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 15:09, 3 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Don't fucking jimmy me, jules. ==<br />
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I swear that 84 minutes almost pushed me over the brink...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 09:34, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:Yeah, it looks like the wiki backups are pushing the server over the brink as well, from sheer weight of data, to the point of actually overheating the machine. I'm going to have to do another archive-history purge, as it's been a long time since the last one. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 10:24, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::NOOOOOO! Not the memories! Take anything but the memories! --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 10:30, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:::What about all teh lulz?!?!?!?!? Jed! ACTIVATE LULZ PRESERVATION PROCEDURES. CODE RED!--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 10:44, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::::OMG DID YOU SAY <big><big><big><big><font color="red">CODE RED?!?!?!?!</font></big></big></big></big>--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 10:47, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::Good man. You'll do me proud yet. btw Kevan we just bought UD shirts so hopefully that means you don't have to go ahead with this "purging" business...--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 10:48, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::Yeah i've thrown my best days into UD and my best money too. The least you could do is buy more server space so that a purge need never happen again. What if we need to check back over to see who made an edit? Or find long lost lulz? I mean [[2 Cool]] have a variety of quality projects using that space. [[ALiM]], [[ELiM]], [[Great Fire of 1912]], [[Sir Dick Longman]], [[Suburb Nicknames]], [[Colloquialisms]] and [[Malton Girl on Girl Parade]] all spring to mind. Of course there are many many more worthy pages created in the name of [[Kevanism|Kevan]], this is just a tasty sampling.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 10:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::Stop blatantly spamming your endless vomit pile of useless wiki projects.--{{User:Sexylegsread/sig}} 11:02, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::Quality projects using the ''page history'' space? If there's something good in there that's been deleted for wiki policy reasons, can't you host it somewhere else where people will actually find it? --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 11:07, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::Well if there is that's what we'll do. By the way - whilst I'm here, can I get your thoughts on [[ALiM|this page]]. Totally just out of interest and not fishing for an endorsement to stick in the first sentence of the article... And did you purposely give some of the locations amusing names or was it all the result of some cosmic event?--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 11:22, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::::Also thanks for the recognition that they are in fact quality. And yes page history contains lols and should be kept for this reason. For example [[User:J3D/lol@finis|this particular work]] would never have been possible if page histories weren't kept. [[Save Page Histories]], i think i smell a 2C wikiproject coming on...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 11:32, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::::Ah that smell. I know her well.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 11:33, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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Just wondering if there's a time-frame for this, there's an administrative Archive of Two we need to finish up before it happens, shouldn't take more than a few hours each.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 16:59, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:Turns out that it might just be the A/VB talk archives.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 17:03, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::What in the name of all things holy is an archive history purge? Do i need to be in the brace position? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 17:11, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:::Look at the contribs of an older member, like myself. Ive ben around and posting since october 2005. you will see pretty much nothingb that old. A history purge is just that, a deletion of all revisions older than a certain age from the database. Its one of the reasons we make archive pages. Histories can get seriously huge, especially on larger, more active pages. For examples of the biggest, try A/VB and Talk:Suggestions --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 18:02, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::::Cheers Grimbo. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 18:06, 21 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::Couldn't Kev just get rid of the bigs one then? Talk suggestions is a particularly useless page...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:08, 22 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:It'll be some time during September, and it'll be clearing out to a specific date (probably everything over a year old). If you need me to hold off while some admin archives are made, let me know. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 17:37, 27 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::I believe we finally got them all done.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 01:17, 2 September 2008 (BST)<br />
:::Thanks. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 15:09, 3 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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Maybe we do need to lose some of our precious memories...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 09:48, 5 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Is barricading affected in dark buildings? ==<br />
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Would you be able to resolve [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:Dark#barricading_success_is_also_affected_by_dark this question], please? (i.e. is there an effect in dark buildings on barricading success?) --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 12:05, 27 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:As Midi said, you should try doing your own research on this inquiry first. It seems like you haven't even checked by yourself. --[[User:Aeon17x|Aeon17x]] 14:21, 27 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::It's based on chance - sorta hard to get solid evidence when it could just be called "bad luck". Sometimes you have to go to the source to find out if you're just having a shitty day or if it's some game mechanic that's actually stopping you from hitting all those zeds at the local RP... I mean... er...--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 14:53, 27 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:::Aeon, I ''did'' "check for myself"... As in. I've experienced it numerous times in-game... Then I went to Brainstock, asked around for a second opinion, and got one... But that wasn't good enough for you people... So I decided to ask Kevan, himself -- especially since Nallan kind of has a point, and since it's not easy to find the conditions to conduct the experiment... In any event, I managed to find a place to try it: I posted the results on the Darkness talk page. However, a quick word, yea or nay, from the designer really would be appreciated... Now... none of this "discussion" was necessary, not here, stop spamming this page, sheeesh. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 23:14, 27 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::::You typed more than the first three comments combined. And you complain about spamming? --[[User:Aeon17x|Aeon17x]] 01:31, 28 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:Yes, there is an effect. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 15:09, 3 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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== theres 98 survivors in monroeville what now? ==<br />
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what is going to happen now? is there anything left for the survivors other than to just run or make a last stand? is there anything for staying alive till the end. --[[User:Kazypoo1|Kazypoo1]] 19:13, 27 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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Stay alive I guess. --[[User:Federationtrooper|Federationtrooper]] 22:49, 27 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:umm the count jumped UP TO 100, what just happened? --[[User:Kazypoo1|Kazypoo1]] 03:50, 28 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::And it's 101 now. --[[User:Aeon17x|Aeon17x]] 05:44, 28 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:::Idled characters standing up, most likely. Hellooooo. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 06:11, 28 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::::Yes, idlers. So, will all characters be deleted completely? Should we make a last stand? What will happen to the accounts? Will there be permaneny links to the diaries, that can still be obtained after the accounts are deleted? Knowing the basic plan will help us figure out what we should be doing.--[[User:Kolechovski|Kolechovski]] 20:37, 28 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::If I recall correctly, at some point the game will be shut down. I mean ''shut down''. At which point Kevan has said that any donations on MV alts will be transferable to Malton. He has hinted that he might allow MV alts to be moved to Malton once it's shut right down -- although I haven't noticed anything like this in a while, maybe he's changed his mind? I dunno... My advice, personally is to wait and see... Possibly Kevan doesn't even know yet how he'll wrap it up. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 22:44, 28 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::I'm [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Kevan#Monroeville_Characters pretty sure] that MV characters won't be transferable to Malton.--[[User:William Told|William Told]] 01:49, 31 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::Okay, but what will happen to the actual accounts though? What would happen if I tried to login with it after the map ends? Will the diary be preserved?--[[User:Kolechovski|Kolechovski]] 20:59, 2 September 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::Aren't they (donation tags) already transferable? i'm pretty sure they should be. --[[User:Duke Garland|<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>]] [[LCD|<nowiki>[</nowiki>]][[User talk:Duke Garland|talk]][[Signature Race|<nowiki>]</nowiki>]] 21:02, 2 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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Donations are transferrable, and accounts aren't - it was always going to be one or the other, and donations seemed more appropriate. Profiles and diaries will be kept in perpetuity. And given how little difference there is between shutting the city down entirely and leaving it open for zombies to mill aimlessly around in, I might just leave it open. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 15:09, 3 September 2008 (BST)<br />
:Fair enough? Any chance of us active zeds getting another tag in our profiles? Ive noticed those survivors still active have got one. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 18:49, 5 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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For what? --[[User:Deadblast|Deadblast]] 19:36, 5 September 2008 (BST)<br />
:It looks like this [[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1147825]], one like ''blah was an active zombie one month into the 2nd quarantine. '' --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 19:49, 5 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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Again, I ask, "For what?" For staying active? --[[User:Deadblast|Deadblast]] 23:35, 5 September 2008 (BST)<br />
:Sorry. yep.--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:29, 8 September 2008 (BST)<br />
::You knew when you signed up that it was not going to be a permanent map. And you knew the basic rules of the game, as well. You ''knew''... Now, deal with it. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 21:57, 8 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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== FAQs addition? ==<br />
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I don't know why you haven't gotten around to it, but here you can even find a pretyped one to add. It's a quick, simple addition...<br />
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http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:Suggestions#Add_encumbrance_section_to_the_FAQs<br />
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Also, I'm not trying to bother you, but could you check the bugs page and try to deal with some of those issues? I noticed my moved-outside reports already in the known bugs section, and that sounds like a creepy one that's been happening to a number of people. I also see a number of other bugs commonly happening, with no hint of what's going on. Thanks.<br />
--[[User:Kolechovski|Kolechovski]] 20:44, 28 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:Once again...[[PR_UI:_Sub_Pages#Tips_about_encumbrance|dupe]]. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:28, 30 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::That's why I wondered why he hasn't gottena round to it yet. It's been around a while, and it seems pretty needed.--[[User:Kolechovski|Kolechovski]] 21:04, 2 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Enough is enough ==<br />
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I know you don't want to deal with this kind of stuff... yeah yeah yeah... But please just ''look'' at [http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php?topic=12.180 this post]. Just quickly... <br />
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Enough is enough, already. '''Please''' ban open proxies from accessing Urban Dead, because this is just too common -- and if anything is going to kill this game and the community it's zerging. There is a massive level of frustration over zerging, though honestly it's not brought up because people are fatalistic, figuring you're not going to do anything about it. But there are people willing and able to assist with the coding, with helping to set this up, you just need to say "Yes" to getting the ball rolling. Please consider it, consider ''something''... Because it's a serious problem ((that is, the use of proxies). And, unfortunately -- unless there is something huge we are all missing -- it's a problem that your abuse detection algorithms just can't deal with... --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 12:55, 31 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:Just to add... This guy in the post I linked to likely had his alts banned, and just kept making more and more to replace them... which, if true, shows that algorithm works against ''"normal" multi-abusers.'' But when you're dealing with proxies, you can completely circumvent those algorithms. And that's the problem... Active players usually encounter at least a couple ''obvious'' "zerg teams" every week... And a lot more less obvious but suspicious ones... It's very frustrating for those who try to play "by the book"... And while we generally just "shrug and bear it", still... I'm not going to bother you with this anymore now, but I really felt it was high time to bring this your attention, and to speak out for the many people who are so frustrated by the prevalence of zerging in Urban Dead. Thanks for your attention. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 13:17, 31 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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I'm going to take the liberty of seconding the above on behalf of both the [[Ridleybank Resistance Front]] and [[Columbine Kids]], two fair-playing teams that I lead who encounter zerg teams weekly. Whether something comes of this or not, I just want to add our voices. --[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 18:38, 1 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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Ha. The only topic on the page not address by Kev on Sept 3. Come on man an least a reply saying you cbf would be nice...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 05:03, 5 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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:Sure, I'll take a look at any ideas or technologies people have got. I'm not aware of any silver bullets that don't also turn up false-positives for people on weird ISPs or who have a misleadingly-configured home network, but would be happy to be proven wrong. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 11:29, 5 September 2008 (BST)<br />
::Interesting Tangent: Speaking of silver bullets, i recently found out that all that stuff from days yonder referring to silver bullets and there use in banishing monsters is actually ambiguous as to if it's talking about actual silver, or mercury (which was known as quicksilver at the time). so yeah, you may in fact be unaware of any mercury bullets. Just keep that in mind when banishing foes.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:36, 5 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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There was a discussion on Beerhah.com about this... Where some people were attempting to seriously address the issue and then come to you with some solutions. Sadly, interest seemed to wane once Finis Valorum apparently left the game... However, I am going to copy what was probably the most relevant and hopefully most useful post in that discussion. As you'll see, the solution was not an algorithm and/or set of "suspicious" IPs, etc. -- which I gather was you were talking about above? Rather, the main idea it was using a list of known proxies and simply banning them. I actually think the wiki sysops have a pretty long list of banned proxies, for a start perhaps that could be used... <br />
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And, no solution is going to perfect. There will ''always'' be holes, always ways around whatever measures you impliment. As the post I'll copy discusses. That, I think, is pretty well understood. However, the point is to make it as difficult as possible for people to cheat. Open proxies are just ''too easy'' to find and use... Now, I don't know if paying for a proxy list is going to be effective, or a waste of money, considering how much these things change, apparently -- that's something someone with the right knowledge would have to decide. Anyway, I'm place the text of the post on [[User talk:WanYao| my Talk page]] for you to look at. Thanks for your time. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 13:21, 5 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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Sadly, we've got no follow up response yet... Kevan, are you listening? Just as another case in point, look at this... yeah I ''know'' what you say... But just look... I think you need to... I don't want to be a "bitch" about this... But I am really, really hoping we can find some way to address the zerging issue, and this requires a dialogue with you... <br />
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http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/09-12-08_2000hrs_PRIVATE/IN_7-1__644-f97-77b.html<br />
http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/09-12-08_2000hrs_PRIVATE/IN_8-1__0c7-19c-2b9.html<br />
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LOLz at my insane typos notwithstanding (i meant "flayed alive") .... This is sadly typical... We see this stuff all the time: here, 4 alts, at least, 2 each in adjacent buildings, from someone with a whole slew of "mithra" alts, many more than these 4, many of them previously spotted together -- this guy is familiar to us... We've presented some ideas for dealing with zergs like this, there is a discussion on the [[AZM]] Talk page... Will you work on this? --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 21:08, 12 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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Kevan, please do this: community appointed UD moderators. These trusted moderators will ban obvious zerging reported by players. To investigate zerging only basic information is needed: history of when the zergs all logged in, and how long they've been around each other. 95% of zergers are stupid and lazy and will be caught this way. No permanent bans, just temporary ones. Enough to make the zergers life difficult. --[[User:Rupert|Rupert]] 19:05, 12 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
:COMMUNITY appointed? You're joking, right? --[[User:Cyberbob240|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] 21:09, 12 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
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I'm kind of new, so forgive me if this is stupid... Am I correct in assuming that a lot of these zerg characters are level 1, or to a lesser degree level 2 that seldom level up or even gain XP but are used as scouts. If that's the case then I would think that any ''real'' account is going to gain XP and level up within reasonable time periods. If that's the case then would purging level 1 & 2 characters that don't level in say a month get rid of a lot of zergs? Or is there a legitimate reason for accounts within these parameters? --[[User:Mvario|mvario]] 01:59, 10 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
:Most zergs (despite the name) do infact end up leveling up, check out all the [[GTFO]] zergs for an example. The one's that do stay at lvl 1 and 2 are throw aways that won't be used again anyway, so deleting them wouldn't have any effect except to free up the account name to be used by another player. And that is something Kevan has said he doesn't want as it would cause confusion. Also lol @ my post up there ^ from Sept 5.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 08:48, 10 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== Last Major Change to this page? ==<br />
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When was the last major change to this page made, the one where months pf posts were cleared off and the number of topics reset to 0 (I assume 0)?. What about the Suggestions Development Page, where the Overflow section used to be? I'm trying to find certain old stuff, and I need to know those important dates to do so...thanks.--[[User:Kolechovski|Kolechovski]] 21:07, 2 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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[[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Kevan&diff=prev&oldid=1241305]]This? You can chust check yourself by looking in the history tab at the top of each page. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:27, 2 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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:That link's no good.--[[User:Kolechovski|Kolechovski]] 21:00, 6 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
::There was a history purge so links to old edits don't work. However purges aside he's right, if you need to find an old version of the page use the history tab at the top.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 08:51, 10 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
:::When was the last purge anyhow? That would really help. Those do make thinsg confusing...looking for old stuff that's gone...--[[User:Kolechovski|Kolechovski]] 19:17, 23 April 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Dear Kevan: ==<br />
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<span style="color: #800000; font-family: Times"><center>You may try to tear down our barricades, devour our friends and allies, destroy our home... But we ''will'' prevail. Your efforts will be met with the stalwart defense that Barrville has maintained for these three years, and with our community at our sides, you must eventually accept defeat. You will go down, Kevan... and we'll put you there. And we'll do it oldschool; With our fists, With our boots, with lead pipes...<BR>And yes, with Axes. We shall not be put down.<BR>'''We Are AXES HIGH'''<br />
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E Cinerebus, Gloriam --[[User:Hardcore Rockabilly|Hardcore Rockabilly]] 16:13, 5 September 2008 (BST)</center></span><br />
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:'''''HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!''''' [[User:The man|The man]] 20:31, 13 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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:Okay, I actually thought it was quite the honour to be eaten by Kevan... but none the less worthy of an overtly trenchy and overdramatic comment. - --[[User:Hardcore Rockabilly|Hardcore Rockabilly]] 20:46, 23 September 2008 (BST)<br />
==Database errors==<br />
We are getting some infrequent, but still painfully annoying database errors. Last night when i was trying to edit [[A/VD]] i couldnt because of them, and we lost two current revisions on a page [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User%3ASpacer_one%2FAthair_bas&diff=1270526&oldid=1270400 here] to them as well. Can you please take a look and find out whats going on? --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 21:51, 10 September 2008 (BST)<br />
:Noted. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 10:43, 11 September 2008 (BST)<br />
:It looks like we lost a handful of page revisions during the history purge; I'll look at restoring them this afternoon. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 14:08, 11 September 2008 (BST)<br />
::Okay, fixed, the handful of pages that were affected are stable now. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 23:25, 11 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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==About the proxy issues...==<br />
this site: http://www.gmodtop100.com/ had a similar iddue which involved everyone giving themselves votes using proxyies from proxy.org Recently the website restted all the lists and when I tried to give hits to my gmod clan, I discovered that by some sort of meckanism they had managed to block proxies from being able to vote. I know they hadn't simply banned them because even my top secret proxy was blocked and I had never used it to access the website before. Maybe if you could get in contact with this "Pulsar effect" guy we could finally end this. [[User:The man|The man]] 20:31, 13 September 2008 (BST)<br />
:It's really not as simple as some people seem to think. Web-based CGI or PHP proxies, or even SOCKS/HTTP proxies, are merely the tip of the iceberg – anyone with any decent technical expertise or friends with same can bypass any proxy list you care to come up with. Sure, it might be helpful, but it won't be a silver bullet, as Kevan alluded to above. Either way, we'll need to continue with [[ZHU|community-based]] [[GTFO|solutions]], as well as any additional technological measures that may be implemented. And remember... {{cquote||It may well be doubted whether human ingenuity can construct an enigma... which human ingenuity may not, by proper application, resolve.''|Edgar Allen Poe}}{{User:Revenant/Sig}} 07:09, 15 September 2008 (BST)<br />
::And...{{cquote||Some things are not problems to be solved, they are facts to be coped with.''|Anonymous}} --[[User:Tselita|Tselita]] 17:23, 20 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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==Future history wipes==<br />
Would it be possible leave a few more months worth of page histories next time a wipe is done? It's making it very hard to evaluate and track deletion requests, vandal histories and the like when histories just weeks old are missing, making it especially difficult to determine who should have "ownership rights" of group pages. Loosing histories will always be a problem, but the problem can be lessened significantly if you could keep it to older edits <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[UDWiki:Image Categorisation|i]]</sup> 16:56 20 September 2008 (BST)</small><br />
:Or a portion of the oldest edits on a page(like the first 5 if possible).--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 02:42, 22 September 2008 (BST)<br />
::And maybe a backup for the suburb danger status, using that sql code i sent you last time... heh... too bad i only found out about this wipe weeks after it occured, or i would have asked you to make the backup before the wipe. Bugger. --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]]</sup> 03:14, 22 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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== I'm wishing for headshot.... ==<br />
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maybe for those left in monroeville should have something, like headshot, cause look at whats left... [[User:Kazypoo1|Kazypoo1]] 19:53, 4 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:The problem with that is to use headshot, you need to interact with zombies. A lot of the zeds left metagame, and all you'd do is draw others to your location. So yes. Bring it back. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 19:33, 5 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::I agree, running from zeds is getting old. I imagine they must be pretty bored as well. If not perma-death, how about headshot drops AP to zero. Otherwise we'll continue this war of attrition. Also shouldn't we get new badges? It would be cool if we had an incentive to keep playing besides making the zeds look impotent.--[[User:Babe's Ghost|Babe&#39;s Ghost]] 01:02, 29 October 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== ALiM's Birthday Party ==<br />
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You've been cordially invited to attend ALiM's birthday party at [[Club Head]] at 10am GMT on the 18th of October. Festivities will last for a full 24 hours. See [[Talk:Amusing_Locations_in_Malton#ALiM_PARTY.21.21.21|here]] for more details, oh divine master.--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 02:15, 7 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Misconduct ==<br />
I figure you are already aware of whats going on [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Administration/Misconduct#User:Grim_s| Here] but figured you should be formally informed. The final decision of the community has not been reached, but the general consensus will at the very least include the Bureaucrat status being removed from Grim. More may or not follow depending upon deliberations. Thank You. [[User:Conndraka|Conndraka]]<sup>[[Moderation|mod]] [[User_talk:Conndraka|T]][[AZM]] [[Coalition for Fair Tactics|''CFT'']]</sup> 05:25, 7 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:You have provided no evidence of misconduct. This is absolutely ridiculous. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 11:18, 7 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::Grim pipe down, everyone knows what you think and we also happen to know what Conn thinks. I can appreciate you're pissed off but can you not write the same boring ass one line all over the place, at least i nice tl;dr wall for old times sake ;) --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 11:33, 7 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::Its not a boring arse line. Its a simple fact. All accusations of abusing the status of sysop as abadge of authority to force ones wishes on the community '''must''' come with '''clear evidence''' over a '''substancial period of time'''. So far no such evidence has been presented, and all my requests that it be have been soundly ignored by all concerned. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 11:36, 7 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::Conveniently all such evidence was wiped by Kev yestermonth, so i guess it falls down to your word against his/theirs. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 11:39, 7 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::Evidence already posted would still be present, easily visible to all who try a basic search. In any case, as [[user:Revenant]] has said, this is a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo_Court Kangaroo Court], nothing more nothing less. My defense, which is logically sound, has been ignored, except where people have cherry picked points to troll. Saddam Hussein got a fairer trial than i am. In any case, without evidence, you cannot convict. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 11:40, 7 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>shrug*, shouldn't have declined my sysopship... ;) --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 11:43, 7 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::You were unfit for the job, and your subsequent tantrum proved as much to even the most jaded of eyes. My job isnt to make friends, or to be popular, or to do what people want, its to do what the rules and guidelines of this wiki state is correct, and to make the best decisions for the wiki in places where the guidelines do not cover. I am the only person to have ever lived up to that responsibility. No one else has, though karek comes damned close. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 11:47, 7 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::oh come on, it was a joke! I thought even in your current state you should have picked it up. Feel free to slur away, hope it makes you feel better, xoxo. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 11:51, 7 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::::Im sorry, but one seldom finds entertainment when one is the victim of such obvious and gross injustice where one cannot do anything about it. I apologise. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 11:54, 7 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::::apology accepted, we shall see how it plays out...now, to leave kevan's talk page so he doesn't get pissed off and cancel my accounts!--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 11:59, 7 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:Yes, this page was already on my watchlist. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 11:37, 7 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::You gonna have a vote? --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 11:39, 7 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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Contrary to Conndraka's first post, this is not a community decision at all. It is in fact a decision made by a small group of sysops. I trust the subtle difference and obvious deceit on Conndraka's part is not lost on you. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 14:59, 7 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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There being no official method or process of notification...[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Administration/Misconduct#Final_Ruling| Here] is the result. Note the community "petition" that is also currently attached to the position. There being no "Policy" in this manner, the impeachment of a sysop by the community is a nebulous proposal at best. [[User:Conndraka|Conndraka]]<sup>[[Moderation|mod]] [[User_talk:Conndraka|T]][[AZM]] [[Coalition for Fair Tactics|''CFT'']]</sup> 06:00, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:So that was you that thought that it would be a good idea to try to drive someone to vandalism as a last resort at neutrality? If it wasn't whoever added that petition should themselves be vandal escalated for misusing an administrative page to further a personal fight. Precedent matters.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 09:13, 11 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::Just for the record it was me who added the "petition" it was not intended to be used as evidence against Grim it and i thought it was pretty clear that I was asking for the communities opinion on wether Grim should face a vote. more than 1 person thought not.... apparently my intention was not clear enough and it turned into a petition while i was off-line. Should Grim have lost his Crat status? Probably... should he have lost it for the misconduct case? Absolutely not!--[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 14:15, 11 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Bug, "zerg flag", or what? ==<br />
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[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=951980 This alt] has recently tried searching for FAKs in a powered Mall with *no* success. 'Tis far more than bad luck... All other actions seem to working just fine, and I really can't see how a zerg flag could have been activated, even accidentally. Is this a bug, some unannounced change, or has a zerg flag somehow been activated? Anyone else had anything similar happen? But if it is a bug, then I'll report it normally... Thanks. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 05:09, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:Unannounced change, although you shouldn't be getting ''zero'' success. If it keeps up, report it as a bug and we'll get some more data on it. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 12:17, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::Can you post these things as news? not only are we in a news drought, but it'll send the mall rats scurrying to the TRPs...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:25, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::It seems a bit cheap to announce search tweaks as fully-fledged "game updates". There are some proper updates on the way. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 12:27, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::Perhaps, but it makes a difference. And considering it was suggested through the wiki suggestion system it'd a tip of the hat to the crowd over there (regardless of whether or not you actually saw that ;) ), i look forward to new updates :D something pro zombie perhaps? Things have quietened down in Malty as of late...btw kudos on the ruin update, she added a whole new dimension to the game.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:31, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::Oh good. I thought this was just me. I have been getting reduced search rates EVERYwhere. (Hospitals, Malls, NT buildings.) Quite a few days I've spend 18~23 AP in these buildings over a period of about 10~12 minutes and have found nothing at all. Recently I've used a mall-searcher and spent 20 AP in Caiger NW and have found nothing in any store. It woulda been nice to see this as an official update. [[User:Pakopako|Pakopako]] 14:35, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::Yay! Updates are ace. :D -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 17:47, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::Yes, please announce it or something. I was sad to find just 2 FAKs with 20 APs in a lightened mall with bargain hunting. Its just very less. First i thougt, it was bad luck, but others said the same too. Maybe a small view, what has been changed would be nice. --[[User:Paradoxin|Paradoxin]] 17:53, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::'''My search-statistics:'''<br />
:::::::'''Where:''' lightened Mall, searched in the Drugstore<br />
:::::::'''Skill:''' Shopping+Bargain Hunting<br />
:::::::'''APs:''' 38 / 47<br />
:::::::'''Found nothing:''' 30 / 36<br />
:::::::'''Found a FAK:''' 8 / 11<br />
:::::::'''Rate:''' 21,06% / 23,4%<br />
:::::::--[[User:Paradoxin|Paradoxin]] 18:18, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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Assuming there are no more break-ins at my safehouse, I'll post some data tomorrow. [[User:Linkthewindow|<span style="color: DodgerBlue">Linkthewindow]]</span> <sup>[[User talk:Linkthewindow|<span style="color: DarkRed">Talk]] </span> </sup> 04:26, 10 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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Thanks for the reply, Kevan... No, you're right, haven't had a lot of time to play lately, but I tested it further and I did finally find some FAKs... And for everyone else... I believe I know ''exactly'' why Kevan implemented this. And it pleases me, personally, very much. :) Meanwhile, this wasn't a game-mechanic change, just a search rate nerf... Thus, I think it's cool it was left for us to discover on our own, and not as an announcement... Even if I had to resort to the cheap method of asking the big guy himself... ;) Though I did suspect it might be a search rate nerf, I just didn't ''dare'' to believe'' :D ... Thanks, Kevan, cool change... --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 07:01, 10 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:Oh... FTR limited data... but searching for guns in a mall ''seems'' the same as always... and syringe rates have been quite low for some time now... just to clear up statement made above about everything sucking... --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 07:05, 10 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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You know, there's a [[Search Odds|better place]] than Kevan's talk page to dump this data... --[[User:Midianian|Midianian]]<small><sup>&#124;[[User talk:Midianian|T]]&#124;[[Talk:Suggestions|T:S]]&#124;[[:Category:Recently Closed Suggestions|C:RCS]]&#124;</sup></small> 18:17, 10 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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==Coup II==<br />
I have regularly spoken to you of the abuses of adminsistrator and the flaws of the system. I have begged, and pleaded for you to become involved in fixing these problems. You have told me to do it myself. Tow/three days ago i notified you of my intent to stage a coup on this wiki and enforce a better way, at the very least as a trial run. I also informed you that you could call it off simply by telling me "no". Since you havent responded, and circumstances have cospired to make such an option impossible in the immediate future due to the very corruption that has taken root, i have been forced to go ahead earlier than i would have liked. I merely ask that you adopt a wait and see attitude towards what i am trying to do. This is my last throw of the dice. My last ditch attempt to make this a better place before i take my leave of this community forever. I apologise for the manner in which i had to bring it about however. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 10:26, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:Hello Grim. I read your email as a bold request for ''permission'' to single-handedly institute "sweeping reforms" and selective sysop demotions. I didn't realise you were threatening to actually abuse bureaucrat powers and go ahead regardless, if I didn't respond quickly enough.<br />
:Yes, whenever you email me asking that I force through a change that you personally want implemented, I suggest that you take it through the proper channels - usually a policy discussion, to at least get some community feedback first. I don't see why you couldn't have done that here. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 12:17, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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==Coup==<br />
Could you please re-sysop all the people that Grim just demoted, please, and remove his bureaucrat status to avoid it happening again? <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[UDWiki:Image Categorisation|i]]</sup> 10:24 9 October 2008 (BST)</small><br />
:Already onto it. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 10:24, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::Thanks <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[UDWiki:Image Categorisation|i]]</sup> 10:28 9 October 2008 (BST)</small><br />
:::sooo....where do we go from here? --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 11:31, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::[[Suburb Nicknames#West Becktown|PUSSY TOWN]]!--{{User:Nallan/sig}} 11:33, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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Shouldn't grim also have been demoted ? He can still do lots of damage with his sysop powers --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]]</sup> 13:41, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:Given the "effective immediately i am seizing executive power" tone of his bureaucrat abuse, and the fact that he claims to have left the wiki permanently, temporarily revoking his sysop powers seems fair enough, if only as a security issue. I'll reverse it should the [[Misconduct#User:Grim_s|new misconduct case]] decide in his favour. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 14:34, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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Hm... I think I may create a new subpage on my userspace containing as much of this stuff as I can. It will be interesting to read through and spot the points at which Grim became more and more frantic. --[[User:Cyberbob240|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] 14:27, 9 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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::First Katthew, now grim. There is no place for common sense is there? Maybe i'm not in possession of all the facts; all I see is one frustrated person finally snapping, after years spent as one of the very few sysops to actually work to make this a better place - rather than feather his own nest. The wiki has finally moved from being a source of information to some kind of passive-aggressive, UD version of Facebook. I'd rather have one person capable of making a mature decisions, unafraid to step on a few toes and deflate a few egos, than a gaggle of preening children. Disappointing. --[[User:Keith Drudgely|Keith Drudgely]] 17:58, 12 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::Grim was anything but "mature". Just saying. --[[User:Cyberbob240|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] 20:56, 12 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::you should talk, cyberbob... actually, i do think grim was someone who worked hard for the wiki... and he'd dealt with idiocy for so long, he did snap... however, if only he'd handled things better over the long haul... le sigh... for what it's worth, the drama has pretty much caused me to quit the game, too... pathetic how seriously some people (myself included) take all this sometimes... and interesting how easy it is to walk away when the bad taste gets to be too much, and how little you miss UD when you do... --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 10:36, 13 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::Biiig difference between being immature by choice and being immature by impulse, Wan. Also, WTF is with you and ellipses? --[[User:Cyberbob240|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] 11:18, 13 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::~2 years till the next sysop snaps. I can understand where Grim was coming from though. It's very frustrating when people constantly attack you for no perceived reason, and eventually you *have* to snap, no one can sustain continued harassment. Grims misconduct case showed this, sysops calling for Grims demotion over something so minor was ridiculous. Unfortunately once a group of users has decided to attack you there's nowhere safe on the wiki, and eventually you are forced to leave until things cool off, which can be a long while, and difficult to do if you are a regular. - [[User:Jedaz|Jedaz]] '''- [[Signature Race|<span style="font-size:85%; color: #639">11:35/13/10/2008</span>]]'''<br />
::::::OR you could simply cease the unneccessary causticness that brought on all that ire and start acting with some degree of restraint rather than taking the easy route and trying to lay the blame on others. --[[User:Cyberbob240|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] 11:52, 13 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::Cyberbob's right, just because you weren't a victim of Grim's monster rampage doesn't mean it didn't happen. You should try to understand Jedaz, people didn't just rise against Grim for fun. We aren't idiots. If we were mindless idiots we would be playing Halo 3 and NFL 2009 instead of UD. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 11:58, 13 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::It's called Madden you culturally ignorant fuck. Nah you're allllright. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:02, 13 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::::How dare you be here and not on IRC. You left me alone with those barbarians. >=[ {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 12:13, 13 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::::sorry sorry! I was spose to go to bed 21 minutes ago...hows a week tonight for you? --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:19, 13 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::@Cyberbob - What kind of restraint are you talking about? Restraint of language? I don't see anyone else restraining themselves. Restraint of Sysop powers? Well there wern't any successful misconduct cases about misuse. If you are talking about restraining yourself once you've snapped then you must be laughing. Don't get me wrong, Grims attitude didn't help the situation, but people making a mountain out of a molehill doesn't going to help either.<br />
::::::::@DDR - What has Grim done since June to have this "uprising" occur? Personally I didn't see Grim do anything outside of his regular behaviour (ignoring this most recent case), and the community has known about his behaviour for a long time and still elected him! Would the community still have rised up if this didn't occur? If not then it's just an angry mob and it would have cooled down eventually, where as an uprising would still have occured.<br />
::::::::Anyway, if either of you wish to continue this conversation I'ld suggest we move this to my [[User_talk:Jedaz|talk page]] rather then clog up Kevans. - [[User:Jedaz|Jedaz]] '''- [[Signature Race|<span style="font-size:85%; color: #639">00:34/14/10/2008</span>]]'''<br />
:::::::::My point, Jedaz, was that if Grim was at all socially intelligent he would have realised that people weren't going to take his shit forever. If he wanted to prevent an explosion of the sort we saw he should've taken steps to improve his self-control. Blaming his completely unreasonable hissy fit (ZOMG IM GONNA LOSE MAI CRAT STATUS ALL MUST DIE) on the completely understandable reactions of everyone else is ridiculous. You need to take off the "I got yo back brotha!" goggles (you think I don't remember the circumstances of your demotion?) and take a step back to look at things realistically. --[[User:Cyberbob240|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]] 06:37, 14 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::::I supose you have a point. But I don't think you fully understand the reason I chose to be demoted (if you did then you wouldn't have brought it up). My point is if you don't have the support of the team you are working in then of course you are going to find it tough and eventually you are either going to quit or break. Nobody seems to care that it can actually get to this point. - [[User:Jedaz|Jedaz]] '''- [[Signature Race|<span style="font-size:85%; color: #639">02:20/16/10/2008</span>]]'''<br />
:::::::::Cyberbob's right. Do you actually have a personal history with Grimsky? He has been planning this entire explosion for a very long time. He probably stretched out the time of the case so it could build up to a bigger explosion. He deliberately did this for his own ego. And yet you don't think he was unfit to be at the position he was at? Why argue with us more? Ask the entire community which demanded what we demand right now. I don't want to disrupt Kevan (I know your reading hun =]) So I'll stop here, no need to pursue justification. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 10:40, 14 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::::it was very calculated, there was a reason he chased away the other competent sysops, and crats, and meatpuppeted his crat "election". He was planning this "coup" for a while and was no lapse in judgement.--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 22:30, 14 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::::::I miss all of the good stuff. I believe what Anime is referring to is discussed [[UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration/Grimch_vs._Conndraka#Opinions/arguments/refutations/insults|here]], with a now dead reference to [[UDWiki_talk:Administration/Policy_Discussion/Sysop_Sub_Groups:The_Cheesy_Version#"With_less_than_10_active_sysops"|the original conversation here]]. You know, where he admits to hounding sysops such as Vista and Hagnat to get them to quit their positions. Coincidentally, after he got Hagnat to quit, he got elected as a Bureaucrat. No, obviously no long term plan in place.<br />
:::::::::::{{quote|Grim_s|Making a new sysop subclass wont solve this problem, all it will do is bloat the numbers of idiot sysops, which i have spent the last 18 months whittling away at.}}<br />
:::::::::::Whoops. I guess it ''was'' a long term plan to get into power after all, huh? [[Image:Haw.gif]] --{{User:Akule/sig}} 22:52, 14 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::::::No way to prove this but on IRC Grim would often criticize my "hissy fits" of pissing people off for lulz and then brag about how he could do it better. I think AS remembers it, he often hung out in #udwiki. My point, he planned this. That wasn't impulse. Impulse is "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!" --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 23:07, 14 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::::::::Maybe they are talking about on a geological timetable. Or perhaps some people need to [http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/impulse%5B2%5D read more]. I do find it amusing that [[:Template:Grim Doom|this template]], which was meant as a joke, is closer to the truth than people like to believe. --{{User:Akule/sig}} 23:29, 14 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::::::He made [[User:Grim_s/Sandbox/Thingamajig|these notes on attempting to scrap the system]] back in July, which included the idea that my veto power was a "problem" and should be revoked. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 23:51, 14 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::::::That's kind of why I am confused how what [[User:Amazing|Amazing]] did was worse than this. There is a huge history of edits of Grim chasing users off of the wiki in order to attain the power he craved ([[UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration/Grimch_vs._Conndraka#Opinions/arguments/refutations/insults|'''by his own admission''']]), then kicks off the rest of the sysop team to implement his changes when he is threatened, yet he doesn't receive the same punishment. --{{User:Akule/sig}} 00:15, 15 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::::::::You're confusing yourself, because the Amazing and Grim situations are totally different. Amazing wasn't a sysop when he earned his permban through the established VB escalation system, and it was also a long, long time ago. Most of the sysops ruling on Grims case had nothing to do with the wikigate farce. Careful what you wish for, Akule, [[Witch Burners]] arn't that picky, as you well know <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 12:35 15 October 2008 (BST)</small><br />
:::::::::::::::Oh, okay, so talking with Kevan about how Grim probably should have been permabanned for chasing away several good sysops, plotting to remove Kevan's veto power, and overthrowing the other sysops results with veiled threats of forcing me off the wiki from you. Gotcha. So, when are you going to [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UDWiki_talk:Administration/Policy_Discussion/Amnesty&diff=next&oldid=1295384 "waah"] Kevan like you did Hagnat and the others? --{{User:Akule/sig}} 22:17, 15 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::::::::::I'm not threatening to force you off the wiki, Akule. I'm trying to point out that if witch burners always got their way, Grim would be out, but so would you, long ago due to copyright-gate. And why the hell would I Wah Keven, you clown... you're the one doing the waaaaahing <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 12:26 16 October 2008 (BST)</small><br />
:::::::::::::It's cos deep down (very deep, in some cases) we've all got a soft spot for ol' grimchy.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:12, 15 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::::::::And the winner of the Speak For Yourself award goes to.... --{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 08:53, 15 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::::::::::Ooo! ooo! I'm a shoo in for this one! Pick me! Pick me! --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 08:58, 15 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::::::::Umm...Boxy? How is what Grim did similar to the Witch Burners? Our goal is to remove those who create mass amounts of drama on the wiki through vandalism, arby's, and other crap. We are the vigilantes that work where the sysops can't. Grim would have been a target of ours if we weren't so afraid of him banning us after labeling him a target. --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 22:25, 15 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::::::::::Well, I was referring to the way Grim has become a targeted witch, actually, but he did use similar tactics, now you mention it <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 12:26 16 October 2008 (BST)</small><br />
::::::::::::::::The problem Grim saw with Kevan's veto power was that Kevan's refusal to participate in the wiki and the absence of the threat of the use of that power was in and of itself damaging to the wiki and led to a lot of the crap that annoys all of us. It wasn't that Kevan had veto power but that Kevan wasn't willing to give that power any weight. You'd probably know that if you ever spoke to Grim outside of arguments.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 04:24, 16 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::::::::::::I did. Usually it was go back to an argument, mostly over stupid shit. Mentioning you like Star Wars would result in a vicious attack on why TIE Fighters can't make noise in space. I for one don't give a shit. Grim loved to create trouble over stupid shit. --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 18:23, 16 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::::::::::::::That wasn't directed at you Sonny.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 02:54, 17 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::::::::::::::::BUT GODDSDAMMIT TIE FIGHTERS CAN'T MAKE A NOISE IN SPACE!!!!!!--[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 18:28, 16 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::::::::::::::fcuk u tehy can 2!!1!!!1one! --[[User:Saromu|Sonny Corleone]] <sup>[[DORIS]] [[MSD]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91a8pHj7V9k pr0n]</sup> 18:30, 16 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::::::::::::::::: obviously the whole star war universe takes place in a particle rich nebula that allows for both the transmission of sound and the really spectacular explosions...DUH! [[User:Conndraka|Conndraka]]<sup>[[Moderation|mod]] [[User_talk:Conndraka|T]][[AZM]] [[Coalition for Fair Tactics|''CFT'']]</sup> 02:07, 17 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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Well at least we don't have Real Gamer ruling the wiki.Grim did make a joke about a coup earlier in 2008 around the time the the dead did their rampage I believe.And by the way, according to the History Channel,if you were in space,the Death Star firing and destroying a planet is as less loud than you clicking your computer's mouse.--[[User:Gamestriker4|Gamestriker4]] 21:33, 29 October 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== Coup Misconduct Resolution ==<br />
[[UDWiki:Administration/Misconduct#Resolution.2FFinal_Ruling| Resolution]] of the Misconduct case due to the coup, Just an FYI for official notification. [[User:Conndraka|Conndraka]]<sup>[[Moderation|mod]] [[User_talk:Conndraka|T]][[AZM]] [[Coalition for Fair Tactics|''CFT'']]</sup> 16:27, 12 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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== HP? ==<br />
Just stood up after a revive... Found myself at 20 instead of 30. another one of these unannounced changes? [[User:Conndraka|Conndraka]]<sup>[[Moderation|mod]] [[User_talk:Conndraka|T]][[AZM]] [[Coalition for Fair Tactics|''CFT'']]</sup> 21:07, 12 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:That would be a bug. Report it if it happens again. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 20:24, 14 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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I like the NT scan tweak. Very classy. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:22, 14 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Grammar ==<br />
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You try to add some corrugated iron to the barricade, but can't find a place for them.<br />
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"Them" should be "it", or "corrugated iron" should be plural, so maybe "corrugated iron rods".<br />
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Hope this is in the right place, and I know you probably don't care that much about small gramatical errors but someone needs to point them out!<br />
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Feel free to downsize the image..I would but I need to run! {{User:Lemonhead7t7/Sig}} 12:24, 15 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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[[Grammatical Errors in Urban Dead]]. --[[User:Midianian|Midianian]]<small><sup>&#124;[[User talk:Midianian|T]]&#124;[[Talk:Suggestions|T:S]]&#124;[[:Category:Recently Closed Suggestions|C:RCS]]&#124;</sup></small> 12:34, 15 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Update ==<br />
I don't do this much and am actually on the side of criticizing updates as too much for false problems but this recent update has been something that has been long in the waiting. Thank You, this might actually get me playing my characters again.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 04:37, 16 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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I'll go along with that. Admittedly I'm far more easily-pleased than Karek and never stopped actively playing, but still, thanks for a great update. --[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 02:27, 17 October 2008 (BST).<br />
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== Privacy Policy ==<br />
Hi kevan, is there any chance of a Privacy Policy being written up regarding players IP's and emails. --[[User:Thekooks|Kooks]] 18:58, 17 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:[[UDWiki:Privacy policy]] has been in the footer for a couple of years now. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 23:13, 17 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::Sorry I did not make it clear, I meant in regards to the game, not the wiki.--[[User:Thekooks|Kooks]] 10:39, 18 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Streetwalkin' cheetah with a heartful of napalm ==<br />
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A ruffian headbutted me for 1 damage today, as a human. Is this a new addition or am I slow? I basically came here to ask, Kevan, how does one headbutt? Is it a random occurance that may happen instead of excecuting the punch command? Just curious. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 11:22, 18 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:Heh. That would have been me, non? Headbutt works via ?actions, i simply installed a greasemonkey script that allows me to perform said action in harman form without using the ?action. Sometimes young ddr, the only way to fight fire is well, with fire ;) . --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:50, 18 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::That would be biting with a mask while alive I assume. 'cause you can bite while alive but, for 1 damage.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 13:49, 18 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::Sounds like the shooting while a zombie cheat to me. That hasn't been fixed yet, has it? <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 14:27 18 October 2008 (BST)</small><br />
::::That was fixed just before April 1 this year, I remember because Red Rums April Fools plans were ruined.--[[User:Thekooks|Kooks]] 17:06, 18 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::::The only reason the shooting cheat got fixed was because enough people decided to whine about such a minor thing. No one really cares about this one and it's been known for a long long time. That being said the damage is reduced when trying to perform zombie actions while living, it's always punch damage and I think punch rates too.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 17:58, 18 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::::Nah no mask, just 1 damage.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 23:55, 18 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::I wish to lay claim to be the first person to be headbutted for 1 damage by a harman. Then I'll be positively famous. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 00:52, 19 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::You aren't. Unfortunately i'm not original, i got the script that allows me to do this off viktor, first person i know of who got headbutted was Fiffy i think, check with Anime, he'll know! --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 01:06, 19 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:Take it to [[Talk:Actions via "question marks"]], thanks kids... no need to bother Kevan with this. Basically all these attacks work as a punch with different flavour: they're all 25% to hit, 1 damage. And you're very late to the party, I know I and others have been doing this for 6 months or more. Pretty much from around the time ActOnProfile came out. <tt>;)</tt> {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 03:34, 19 October 2008 (BST)<br />
::And unlike shooting while a zombie...the damage able to be inflicted by this is minimal. I've been bitten by a harman before. It was hilarious. ;) --[[User:Jen|Jen]] 04:15, 19 October 2008 (BST)<br />
:::Aha! That sneaky gorilla's secret is revealed! At last the world makes sense again. --[[User:William Told|William Told]] 05:09, 19 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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/topic. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 06:31, 19 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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== so wait... new map? whats for monroeville? ==<br />
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2 questions....headshot on this map or?<br />
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and monroeville is at 260 poeple so im kinda wondering if theres anything left for it....<br />
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[[User:Kazypoo1|Kazypoo1]] 10:22, 28 October 2008 (UTC)<br />
:First question, the first one to level 10'll find out. Question 2, get over it, there's been nothing there for ages...new city thyme :D --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 10:24, 28 October 2008 (UTC)<br />
:Kazypoo1, Monroeville ''did'' die quite a while ago, in case you didn't notice... I thought it said 'permanent zombification' somewhere, and it only lasts a month, so I'm assuming its perma headshot. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 10:30, 28 October 2008 (UTC)<br />
::No, headshot doesn't mean permadeath in Borehamwood. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 10:35, 28 October 2008 (UTC)<br />
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Hello Kevan, quick question: The stats page currently displays the Monroeville numbers as {{udspan|(1023 standing survivors, 707 standing zombies, 43896 accounts created)}}. I take it this is Borehamwood numbers mixing with the old of Monroeville. So will we get separate stats for Borehamwood? - [[User:Whitehouse]] 14:44, 28 October 2008 (UTC)<br />
:So. That's basically 950 survivors against 200 zombies at the moment? Still I liked getting the rage. It was fun. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 14:46, 28 October 2008 (UTC)<br />
:Good point. Fixed. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 22:45, 28 October 2008 (UTC)<br />
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With the new locations such as railway line(s) and petrol station(s), what do they bring to the game? Is their any new weapons/items? --[[User:Alcatraz311|Alcatraz311]] 15:00, 28 October 2008 (UTC)<br />
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Was this why the server went down last night by any chance? =P -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 22:30, 28 October 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== Publicity of Big Brother house location ==<br />
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Greetings. I, amongst others, would like to know your opinion on publicity of the Big Brother house location on the wiki. Should it stay hidden or be revealed? --[[User:Duke Garland|<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>]] [[User:Duke Garland/BHW|<nowiki>[</nowiki>]][[User talk:Duke Garland|talk]][[Signature Race|<nowiki>]</nowiki>]] 13:37, 2 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
:Unless Kevan comes out and says otherwise, this is no different than any other location in the game. Removing it is in no way different to a group of trenchies removing [[Giddings Mall]] from the map in case [[MOB]] comes to visit. Information is free. Censorship is bad.<br />
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:This wiki is a game resource, not a vehicle for censorship so that certain players can increase their chances of winning a DVD.<br />
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:Also this information has already been disseminated to public UD forums and is available through public iwitnesses. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 13:41, 2 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
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:Had this talk with the Big Man before, and he said he has no problem with it. Actually, he imagined its coordinates would have been posted in a matter of hours on the wiki, and also broadcasted through radio and stuff like that. --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]]</sup> 13:51, 2 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
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:It's up to players how much information they share or conceal; I don't mind either way, in this case. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 17:15, 2 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
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Wow... as if we don't get enough of the BB franchise on the idiot box, now we get huge BB eye's looking at us as we attack a mall in Malton? <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 13:59 2 November 2008 (BST)</small><br />
:They'd only be there because someone chose to spraypaint them, but the graphic shouldn't have been showing up outside Borehamwood. This is now fixed. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 17:15, 2 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
::OK, thanks. I have a particular hatred of the bastardisation of the original "big brother" concept that involves housemates <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 10:56 3 November 2008 (BST)</small><br />
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== Questions about your character ==<br />
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I assume this UD ID is yours, correct, UD ID-11? Well, I'd like to welcome you to West Grayside, though I don't appreciate the eating of so many brains. Also, I don't appreciate the Ninja Zombie status you seem to give yourself. we all know the military covers up things, but covering up their own skills? I scanned your zombie, listed as pre-death class Military, but you lack any military skills! So is just a sick joke, or is it a bug? Picture of scan here:<br />
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Thanks for checking.--[[User:Kolechovski|Kolechovski]] 21:11, 6 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
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:Damn, that's a pretty smart catch! Bub is pretty famous among organized zombie players, and most folks know him for not having any human skills, but I never knew he was a "military class" character, as I've never seen the "living" version of his profile.<br>I doubt its a bug; G. Romeroe's "Bub" character was military. {{User:Swiers/Sig}} 22:13, 6 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
::How did he get Military without any skills? .......... Oh wait.... Mad haxors skill... :P --{{User:Haliman111/sig}} 22:20, 6 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
:::Bweing god of Urban dead helped as well; being able to defy the laws of logic and the 4rth dimension and whatnot. Wait whats his human account?--[[User:Jakezing|Jakezing]] 03:53, 21 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
::::So, what is his human account? --{{User:Lady Clitoria/Sig}} 17:00, 26 September 2009 (BST)<br />
:::::I don't think any of the survivor accounts are known, but we know he has them out there... Somewhere... --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sigcode|DarkSlateGray|Silver}}-- 02:41, 27 September 2009 (BST)<br />
::::::[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=14 Kevan] doesn't seem to do much <small>-- [[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 03:11 27 September 2009 (BST)</small><br />
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== Mediawiki Update ==<br />
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Hi, just wondering if there any chance of getting wiki software updated? The latest version is v1.13 and there are several useful new features, including: <br />
*Expiry dates on page protections<br />
*Finer control over permissions and permission assignment (e.g. Assigning the ability to remove only certain groups)<br />
*Ability to merge page histories<br />
*AJAX-based page watching and a bunch of usability improvements (User information when viewing a deleted revision, predefined deletion reasons, useful links in various places, etc.)<br />
It's not urgent or anything, but it would be nice if you could put it on your busy to-do list :D.--{{User:The General/sig}} 14:19, 12 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
:That sounds pretty cool. =) Can we get it for Christmas? Means you'd only have to get us one present between us this year, saving you quite a lot of money. =p -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 18:16, 12 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
:Image undeletion is enabled by default as well-useful for when sysops accidentally delete a useful image {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 07:31, 16 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
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==Black Holes of Borehamwood==<br />
Evening. There's a couple of squares in [[Borehamwood]] that are seemingly unscoutable. Namely deep river sections. Can you confirm there's nothing mysterious and shiny hiding in the depths, islands and the like? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:22, 18 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
:I'd just like to also say thank you for the charcoal briquettes barricade message. Brought a smile to my face.--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 17:19, 20 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== Amazing ==<br />
I'v always owndered for these 2 years; what in the hell DID amazing do anyways? What grim did is easy to see because of the publicity and recentism of it but what EXACTLY did amazing do?--[[User:Jakezing|Jakezing]] 04:36, 21 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== Amount of characters in a broadcast ==<br />
I was wondering, Since I started the [[Galaxy News Radio]] i've found that the very small amount of characters you can use is at best, a thorn in my side, couldn't it be possible to make the transmission amount of characters the same as for speaking, it makes perfect sense really --[[User:An unlucky guy|Three Dog]] 21:35, 22 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
:If you want to make a suggestion for an in game feature, take it by [[Developing Suggestions]] and get some constructive criticism before putting it up for voting. Although as far as i'm aware the character cap exists to limit spamming of radio channels.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 05:49, 23 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
::Actually it's probably more of a necessary thing like the 50 people limit in normal speak is. Radio can't share that limiter because that would eliminate it's whole purpose so the only other ways to limit it is to put an upper end on how much you can say per day per channel.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 06:21, 23 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
:::It's a possibility, but since character limits (as far as i'm aware) predates the need for limiting talking to 50 it seems odd.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 06:37, 23 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
Okie i'll take this to the development pages, thanks for the feed back though guys <small>—The preceding [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment was added by [[User:An unlucky guy|An unlucky guy]] ([[User talk:An unlucky guy|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/An unlucky guy|contribs]]) 11:00, November 23, 2008.</small><br />
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==Dead Set Competition== <br />
Can I assume that the prizes and all went off without a hitch so I can update the competition as a Past event? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 17:59, 3 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
:Yes, the winners have been selected and contacted, and talking to the cameras in the diary room no longer has any effect. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 11:18, 5 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
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==Trade?==<br />
Sorry to bother you but I was wondering why survivors can't trade. This could lead to more eaisly avalible equipment, I think there would be a limit thou. Generators couldn't be traded etc. I think that it might help the humans in a bunch of Unbalanced claims. Players could not trade to same Ip address characters would stop cheating and it could lead to characters traveling round Malton selling there wares which would be fun to see. My regards it's a great game and I've got a bunch of my freinds playing now too. Thanks from me and them [[User:Athur birling]]<br />
:Heya. If you want to make a suggestion for an addition to the game you should go [[suggestions|here]]. In the meantime check out [[Frequently_Suggested#Giving_or_Trading_Items|this]] which explains why trading is generally seen as a bad idea. Anyway, welcome to the totally awesome UD wiki!--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 00:50, 7 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
::The [http://www.urbandead.com/faq.html#trade FAQ] does hint at trading, but he also says it will take lots of thought. I imagine the coding would be nightmarish too. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 06:17, 7 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
:::you know what link? you're alllllllllllllllllright.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 17:07, 7 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
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Thanks <small>—The preceding [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment was added by [[User:Athur birling|Athur birling]] ([[User talk:Athur birling|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Athur birling|contribs]]) at an <span class="stealthexternallink">[{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=history}} unknown time]</span>.</small><br />
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==Making a list? Checking it Twice?==<br />
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We getting a chrimbo update? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 17:53, 16 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== Snow? ==<br />
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Are you hiding it under your cap? Or NO SNOW FOR MALTON WINTER 08'? I miss mah flakie friends! --[[User:Sockpuppie|Jelly Otter]] 21:19, 17 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
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:[http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a841/a841.gif Al Gore was right]. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 21:27, 17 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
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::I'd like to put in another vote for snow! I missed the fog this year at Halloween and the snow really added some nice flavour in my opinion. --[[User:Queen Mum|Queen Mum]] 00:57, 18 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
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:::Need moar snow. --{{User:Haliman111/sig}} 04:08, 22 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== what, no more newspapers? ==<br />
they don't seem to be showing up in hospitals anymore. got rid of them, eh? any chance of them coming back, i love smacking people with 'em! :) --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 03:14, 22 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
:They should be somewhere else maybe? It was annoying with them in hospies. Luckily all ma guys have them already :) --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 04:06, 22 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
::Still plenty of places to find [[newspapers]], guys. lrn2wiki. <tt>:P</tt> {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 23:29, 5 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::No, there are no more newspapers in Hospitals. I search them often, and not in ages have I found a newspaper therein. Update that wiki page? --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 10:44, 26 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::Same here. Seems safe to update. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 11:56, 26 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== I can't smash Xmas lights??? ==<br />
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Those darned Whos! I hate them!! But seriously, the option to smash christmas lights in a ruined building is not available. This is blatant discrimination against zombie scrooges. I protest! --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 13:02, 28 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
:My apologies. I figured it out. :) --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 13:15, 28 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== Hi ==<br />
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Hi, I'm a big fan. I finally found your talk page and I have a question, can you reinstall headshots in Monroeville as the humans think they can take down us zeds........--[[User:Jerrel Yokotory|Jerrel Yokotory]] 23:25, 1 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Leaving nice messages for Kevan is fine, however we have a system for suggesting improvements. Please go to [[Developing_Suggestions|Developing Suggestions]] and suggest it there. --[[User:Thekooks|Kooks]] 19:31, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Character Deleted == <br />
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I wanted to make sure that this [[Fixed_Bugs#Teleport_across_Malton_and_level_0_account||bug]] was fixed but it appears that it is not fixed. If you are on the edge of Malton and go to http:urbandead.com/map.cgi?v=100-99 it will mess up your character. I did this with my charachter Yark and now whenever I log in I can't perform any actions with him, and it seems his skills have been deleted: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=815674 --[[User:Thekooks|Kooks]] 20:06, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:No! Yark! =( -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 20:42, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Just replicated it by going from 0,99 to 0,100 in New Arkham with a random throwaway I just made: [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1442227 Testy McTesterson]. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 20:46, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::I hate to say it, I killed mister <span class="stealthexternallink">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=142058 password]</span>. After more poking, I have observed even more; Couple of AP and permadeath, I'm the first to go from Spicer Hills to Dakerstown instantly. I'll work out more details when my IP hits refresh, as I just used a proxy that I didn't much like. {{User:Dr Cory Bjornson/Sig}} 01:42, 6 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::<nowiki>:</nowiki>'( --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 04:38, 6 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::password will live on. (and probably be revivificated) Also, what about 100-100? {{User:Dr Cory Bjornson/Sig}} 05:56, 6 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::[[:Image:Testy.jpg|We're alive!!]] =D We're level 0 and we've got a zombie chewing on us, but we're alive!! -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 15:16, 6 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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Fixed. I've dropped Yark into a random, secure building, and given the character 1000XP to get up and running again. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 15:05, 6 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:The bug? Or Yark? password and Testy are level 0.. The bug was interesting, odd behaviour, but it would be nice if after a server reset you could be free to move again. {{User:Dr Cory Bjornson/Sig}} 18:21, 6 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::The bug. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 18:32, 6 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Project Namespace ==<br />
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we have few projects, yet i was wondering if it wouldn't be interesting to have them in their own namespace. Thus projects like [[The Great Mall Project]] and [[ALiM]] would be located in [[Project:The Great Mall Project]] and [[Project:ALiM]]. --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]] [[Special:Listusers/sysop|mod]]</sup> 11:00, 9 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:I'm not sure if there's a way around it, but "Project" is a builtin alias for whatever the name of the wiki is (here it's "UDWiki"). e.g. [[Project:Administration]] is the same as [[UDWiki:Administration]]. --[[User:Midianian|Midianian]]<small><sup>&#124;[[User talk:Midianian|T]]&#124;[[Developing Suggestions|DS]]&#124;[[:Category:Recently Closed Suggestions|C:RCS]]&#124;</sup></small> 15:11, 9 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:: Darn, forgot about that. Maybe in the plural then, [[Projects:The Great Mall Project]] --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]] [[Special:Listusers/sysop|mod]]</sup> 15:40, 9 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::That would just be confusing.--<span style="white-space:nowrap;">[[User:Karek|Judge Karke]], self-proclaimed Decider of Everything and Ruler of All</span> 00:49, 10 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Just Plain Vanity ==<br />
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Any chance of a {{Udspan|''' Dermot O'Leary was still alive and active one month into the Borehamwood quarantine.'''}} ? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:32, 9 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== about the admin team ==<br />
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how do you feel about the current sysop team of the wiki ? do you have any problems with how we run things ? --[[User:Hagnat|People's Commissar Hagnat]] <sup>[[User talk:Hagnat|talk]] [[Special:Listusers/sysop|mod]]</sup> 11:52, 15 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:does he give a fuck? recent history would suggest probably not. Stop fishing for compliments hagnat. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 13:12, 15 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:okay that came out a little harsh, but i don't see why you want to bring kevan into this other than for your own gratification. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 13:13, 15 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Hedging much? --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 13:30, 15 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::It's pretty easy to predict what he's going to say. Why would he complain? You can't have nothing to do with your own games wiki then rock up and say 'i hate the way you people run it' and then disappear again. Unless he wants to get involved in the wiki again kevan ''can't'' say he has a problem with the way they run it. Although I'd be more than happy to be proven wrong. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 01:32, 16 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::Easier than that, last time someone asked him to weigh in on promotions his response was that he basically didn't want his opinion brought into the matter. So No Comment is probably the best bet.--<span style="white-space:nowrap;">[[User:Karek|Judge Karke]], self-proclaimed Decider of Everything and Ruler of All</span> 01:57, 16 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Me? I'm just the guy who provides the hosting, here - I'll step in if there are server issues, or if a rogue bureaucrat locks the wiki down, but everything else is up to the community. If I wanted to have a say in wiki policy, or who should and shouldn't be a sysop, I'd already be doing that. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 15:39, 17 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::J3D 1, haggy, zerrro. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 01:43, 18 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::Hey, he gives a fuck about how the community is run. He just won't say how much or what he gives a fuck about. :D --[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> dǝǝɥs </span>]] <small><span style="color: Crimson">oʇ </span> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k-QHA-QAMY <span style="color: DarkGreen">ɯɐds:</span>] <span style="color: MidnightBlue">sʎɐʍ1ɐ!</span></small> 02:20, 18 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
I think Hagnat's concerned for his sysop status. I would be too if I was a ''trusted user'' that was acting against the wishes of the community. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 01:41, 16 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Stop right there Iscariot! I am sick and tired of you constantly saying that every sysop on the team is going agaisnt the wishes of the community! Most of the community never has a problem with the current admin team, and when they do it's rarely a huge problem. Now you come on Kevan's page and still continue the bad mouthing. Just face it, no matter what you will never be pleased with the administration and so you will constantly have to pretend that the whole community is on your side so that you will feel right in your head.--{{User:SirArgo/Signature}} 01:45, 16 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::How many people are there playing the game? How many are on this wiki? Yes, some people don't have time to spend on anything other than playing the game, but how many people are putting hours a day into the meta game and ''still'' won't touch this wiki without an exceptional reason? And how many of those people have told you that the current administration team is one of the primary reasons? My total ''will'' beat yours. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 01:52, 16 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::The wiki is an information source. Almost everything is explained in game when you encounter it (1st death, 1st Rez. etc.) So, not every one needs to touch the wiki or even use it as a resource. <br />
::::The wiki is the worst place to organize and meta-game. Just ask DHPD. When we were just Project:T.I.M.E. (well, before the Dead/DoDH) we were seriously outnumbered by them, but because they had all of their profiles linked on here and updated where they were going to be and who they were working with and so on we knew enough about them to take them out. The wiki shouldn't be for the meta-game it should be for information. That's why most groups of note have an off site forum to metagame. You can't blame the current staff because people have figured out that giving away too much information on their groups is bad thing.--{{User:Nubis/sig}} 14:40, 18 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::That has so little to do with what iscariot said.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 23:56, 18 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Get it off Kevan's page. He doesn't need to be bothered with a dispute between users. Have it out on each others talk pages, or even mine, just don't start bringing it here. Okay?--[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> dǝǝɥs </span>]] <small><span style="color: Crimson">oʇ </span> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k-QHA-QAMY <span style="color: DarkGreen">ɯɐds:</span>] [http://partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology/Joining <span style="color: MidnightBlue">sʎɐʍ1ɐ!</span>]</small> 01:50, 16 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::I know, I'm sorry. I just wanted to counter Iscariot's comment because I know exactly what he's trying to accomplish by posting that. I, unlike Iscariot, am done here now.--{{User:SirArgo/Signature}} 01:54, 16 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::Much as I hate the way Iscariot is going about his crusade I have to say he does have a point. The sysop team probably does not represent the view of even a large minority of players and that explains why so few players contribute. Not that i think its all the Admin teams fault, but the rules they follow and enforce reflect a community that no longer exist. Most sysops were promoted long before most current players even heard of the game yet the tag "trusted user" is still attached to the title "SYSOP". Few current wiki users vouched for them and fewer still of the actual player base and yet they still cling to positions claiming that "popular" votes undermine the system! They are right that popularity does not mean competence but... Franky i find it a bit odd that sysops can claim the label "trusted user" and not be willing to allow the community to confirm that label. Look back to Conn's promotion bid, or Boxy's or Hagnats or even Kareks and even without checking i can say with confidence that at least half those that vouched are no longer active.... Now i personally '''Would''' vouch for them all but my point is that they were not voted in by the current community and the claims that they are trusted users wear very thin in light of the fact that they do not seem willing to trust the communities opinion on pretty much any issue!--[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 02:15, 16 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::The sysop team doesn't have to represent the view of a large majority of players, it only has to represent the view of the wiki community. Whenever I play a browser game I don't always sign up to their forums/wiki/whatever they have. A large portion of users probably won't bother contributing to the wiki because so many other users already are. If I was to ask you, "what needs contributing to on the wiki?", I'm sure you probably won't have many answers. The only things of note are suggestions and suburb reports, and not everybody is interested in that (and the drama which comes with each of them). - [[User:Jedaz|Jedaz]] '''- [[Signature Race|<span style="font-size:85%; color: #639">02:26/16/01/2009</span>]]'''<br />
::::::I have a few, if you want a list feel free to pester me some time.--<span style="white-space:nowrap;">[[User:Karek|Judge Karke]], self-proclaimed Decider of Everything and Ruler of All</span> 02:29, 16 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::I agree that the only bits of the wiki that interest most players are the Maps, suggestions and suburb reports (I include maps because i assumed you had forgotten them?) that said i do think that the system is set up to support the views of long time players (contributors) rather than the new players who are actually the lifeblood of the game. While obviously the wiki needs to pay some attention to long time editors like me,wan,cyberbob,ahlg,etc... i would think it would be far more important to promote the wiki to new uers. I still play (and i hope/assume that those named do too) and i would hope that everyone on the admin team does to but it has to be said that without change the game becomes dull and people leave. If the wiki and its admin team does not reflect the changing demographic of the game it is missing what is surely a fundemental point for its existence?--[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 02:40, 16 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::::I remembered the maps, but I did not include them because there is very little to nothing which a new user can contribute to (which is what I'm focusing on). I agree, we should encourage new users to join and contribute, however most of the other work is maintence which doesn't exactly draw the crowd. If you have an idea which would encourage new productive users to sign up then I'ld like to hear it. I'ld be more then happy to help flesh out any ideas you may have. - [[User:Jedaz|Jedaz]] '''- [[Signature Race|<span style="font-size:85%; color: #639">02:50/16/01/2009</span>]]'''<br />
::::::::I think my wiki Urban Dead game could draw in some people to play. They could even make their own once I finish the template. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 03:41, 16 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Autoconfirmed group ==<br />
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Hi Kevan. Just want to ask a quick question. We've had a couple of policies about setting up an autoconfirmed group recently and I thought it might be a good idea to check in with you about it. Depending on the result of [[UDWiki:Administration/Policy Discussion/Autoconfirmed Group Trial|this policy]] would you been willing to implement an autoconfirmed group on the wiki as a trial to see how we get on with it? -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 14:58, 17 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:No problem. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 15:59, 17 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Thanks. =) -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 16:02, 17 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Quick Questions ==<br />
Sorry to take up your time, but I'm just wandering what you think of the games on the Related Games page. (ie, Nexus War, Shartak, Outbreak, etc). Also on Shartak, Leaky Blocks (It's creator) said that you encouraged Shartak's developement and that you play shartak. Is that true?--[[User:Gamestriker4|Gamestriker4]] 15:34, 19 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Shartak's the only spinoff I've played, and yes, Simon/Leaky is an old friend of mine. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 17:36, 21 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Why no chainsaws ==<br />
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:''content moved to [[User_talk:Jakezing|Jakezing talk page]]''<br />
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== Updating the Wiki software, 2.0 ==<br />
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The wiki software, as it stands, is two years old (ish, in the coming month.) As well as the obvious bugfixes and minor changes that can't be gone into detail here, 1.13.3 of MediaWiki has some useful new features that we could use:<br />
*Expiry dates on page protections<br />
*Finer control over permissions and permission assignment (e.g. Assigning the ability to remove only certain groups)<br />
*Ability to merge page histories<br />
*AJAX-based page watching and a bunch of usability improvements (User information when viewing a deleted revision, predefined deletion reasons, useful links in various places, etc.)<br />
*Image undeletion enabled by default<br />
*A prettier [[Special:Specialpages|list of special pages]] (compare to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:SpecialPages Wikipedia's])<br />
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There are heaps of other changes-you can look at the release notes linked [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/News here]. I know that updating the server will take some time, but it would be nice if you could add it to your busy schedule.<br />
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<sub>I stole some of that list from [[User:The General|The General]] above</sub><br />
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--{{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 07:15, 30 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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:Would this increase information between the server and peers= server load increase? {{User:Liberty/Sign}} 12:49, 30 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::I don't think so. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:30, 30 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::I can't see how it would, but I can't say for sure. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 00:16, 31 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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:It's on the to-do list. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 16:31, 31 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Awesome, thanks.--<font face="Pristina"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Suicidal Angel -</span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 16:32, 31 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Thanks Kevan. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 00:55, 1 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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What's your view on adding extensions to the wiki? I'm not talking anything specific here, just in general. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 23:48, 12 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Xmas ==<br />
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Xmas is over, and there are clearly no more Xmas decorations or trees, but the update message was not changed, and there is still the option to hold onto Xmas decorations if found. Perhaps removing that option (and next year posting when Xmas is over) would be helpful? Thanks.--[[User:Kolechovski|Kolechovski]] 13:14, 10 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Don't take away my Christmas trees... --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 21:52, 10 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Christmas trees have been a vehicle for meta-challenges and games when they do pop up. It's fun flavor even in the middle of the year. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 01:26, 11 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:The [[Christmas Tree Dead Pool]] and the [[Christmas Tree Dead Pool II]] are a couple examples. --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 03:32, 11 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::In sounds like you guys think I am requesting trees be removed altogether. I am not. I mean, the announcement still exists on the main page about the trees and light being available, even though they no longer are, so I am suggesting cycling the announcement to something "current".--[[User:Kolechovski|Kolechovski]] 22:09, 12 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Snow ==<br />
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Perhaps I have missed something, but did the livestock and industry prevent snowfall last winter? {{User:Dr Cory Bjornson/Sig}} 22:56, 11 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==Misconduct Case Feb 2009==<br />
A user has brought a case over on [[UDWiki:Administration/Misconduct#The_Entire_Sysop_Team.2C_excluding_Kevan_and_.22Urbandead.22|the Administration: Misconduct page]] that indicts every member of the administration team except your personal account and the Urban Dead admin account also controlled by yourself. Due to the obvious problems with ruling on cases in which you are also a named party, none of the current administration team may rule on the case (that is if they conform to the community's policies). Would it be possible for you to quickly look over the case and either rule misconduct or not misconduct to prevent unnecessary fall out? -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 17:54, 12 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Pretty sure Kevan isn't going to buy into this shit fyi --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 18:06, 12 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::I think you're mistaking me for Read. Fact is, that case is going to sit there for a couple of weeks whilst you and he debate the finer points of whatever it is you discuss. If an involved sysop (as they all are) removes it then we're asking for drama. Kevan can spend five minutes and solve the whole thing for the community, even if he just states that he declines to get involved and rule, which will obviously mean that the sysops cannot be found guilty of misconduct and this will allow the case to be archived. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 18:16, 12 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::I may have to agree with Iscariot here. Getting Kevan to say something, anything, will be the only way to end the case without pissing off Read and causing him to file another misconduct case to whomever is the sysop responsible for breaking procedure and then causing a '''huge''' wave of drama, and we all know he's chomping at the bit for something truly substantial to hit the administration with.--{{User:SirArgo/Signature}} 18:23, 12 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::The amount of drama someone causes is only as much as everyone else allows them to (I wasn't mistaking you for Read btw Iscariot; I wasn't intending to implicate you whatsoever). If nobody feeds the troll he will eventually starve to death. --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 18:30, 12 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::My opinions on Read, yourself, the sysop team and Santa Claus aren't involved here. The simple fact that allowing the precedent of an involved party to remove a case shouldn't be something we're striving for. Personally I'd rather have Kevan rule, and I think we all know which way. However provided that Kevan publicly responds in some way, even if that response is ''"I'm not ruling, I don't get involved"'', then we have a way to remove the case validly. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 18:40, 12 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::kk --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 18:43, 12 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::Read was irrelevant, he wouldn't have continued it and Iscariot has no intentions here but to try and cause said drama. It's what he always does, jumping on something someone else made and perverting it for his own attempts at causing needless drama and faux rebellion to stroke his ego that the sysops who punish him for his actions aren't trusted by the community. The validity of the case was never relevant to his trying to stir shit, neither was the legitimacy of any action a sysop could take in response to it, to him it's all gonna be called abuse. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 04:14, 13 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Not seeing any reason to get involved here; either the misconduct system is poorly worded, or it's being misinterpreted. You shouldn't be able to accuse all but one sysop of misconduct, and allow that one sysop to judge the rest. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 23:11, 12 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::yase, justice have prevailed --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 23:22, 12 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Possible Massive Zerging in Dunell Hills ==<br />
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About three days ago a large number of new characters all called "TheDeadDie" (i.e., TheDeadDie1 http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1467702, TheDeadDie15 http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1467737, etc.) started appearing in Dunell Hills. The first the DHPD heard of it was this iWitness report.<br />
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http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/02-10-09_2000hrs_PUBLIC/IN_5-36_zergertown_a5d-400-1db.html<br />
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There are now, apparently, over 100 of these characters.<br />
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Obviously there is an outside possibility this is a large group of new players but, on the whole, it looks like zerging on a massive scale.<br />
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The DHPD are currently trying to find out more about the situation and deal with it. We thought we should give you a heads up, however, in case there was something obvious in the server logs that would provide definitive proof of zerging and allow swift action to be taken at your end. We understand that you normally prefer to keep out of zerging cases, but this looks pretty outrageous to us and we thought you should, at least, know about it. [[User:Louise|Louise]] 11:39, 13 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Aye, [[HKL]] ran into this bunch as well and were pretty put-off. [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/02-11-09_0200hrs_PRIVATE/IN_5-36_Dead_Zerg_Rush__a51-c5d-8a0.html Another iWitness] with even more of them crowded in. Profile search for [http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php?name=TheDeadDie* TheDeadDie*] shows 102 of them at the moment. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 12:03, 13 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::zergs like that are usually a flash in the pan. 10 bucks says they all idle out before level 3--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 15:56, 13 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Possible big ass Zerg in Yagoton ==<br />
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Ok: We have ALOT of Fing lvl 1 free runnerfs hiding in St. Swithuns (which i am guessing you know is a revive point), its caded thanks to the idiots trying ot take over: and I'm guessing this mass colection of lvl 1 free runners (they all have free running only) are bots? They all joined around the exact same time as well.<br />
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*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471315<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471341<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471355<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471480<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471498<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471519<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=163604<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471488<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471501<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471488<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471358<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471347.<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471324<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471331<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471350<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471366<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471492<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471504<br />
*http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1471367<br />
:Those are the links, srry bout stretching but i forget which one tabs it into a Number.<br />
::Heres a picture of them all in one area. http://i43.tinypic.com/2lwr7k1.jpg<br />
:::Srry bout the mess this is making on the talk.--[[User:Jakezing|Jakezing]] 01:52, 17 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::Take the list to resensitized, that's about all that you can do. --[[User:Johnny Bass|Johnny Bass]] 05:24, 17 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::One question about that picture. Where'd you get a version of UDToolbar that works with the latest version of Firefox? --{{User:Blake Firedancer/sig}} 08:43, 17 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::I just downloaded one? What's different about it? Also theres even more zergs now.--[[User:Jakezing|Jakezing]] 13:49, 17 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::Jake, unlike how some folks would be I'll be nice here...Kev doesn't do anything about Zergs from info received on the wiki. as a matter of fact Kevan doesn't do a whole lot unless there was a significant amount of community input via the suggestions page and even then it is at his leisure. The Zerg issue is pretty much handled by other folks on the resens list and even then its pretty catch as catch can. [[User:Conndraka|Conndraka]]<sup>[[Moderation|mod]] [[User_talk:Conndraka|T]][[AZM]] [[Coalition for Fair Tactics|''CFT'']]</sup> 19:34, 17 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::No wonder UD fail so hard.--[[User:Jakezing|Jakezing]] 00:39, 18 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::As many have said before, if you don't like it, then leave. --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 00:42, 18 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::::I think he has sadism issues, as we try and try to get him to leave, but he always keeps coming back for moar abuse. It's sad really.--<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Suicidal Angel,</span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 00:53, 18 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::::You can tell me to go but that doesnt give you the power to make it happen.--[[User:Jakezing|Jakezing]] 04:37, 18 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::::::I'm not telling you to leave, but it would probably be a good decision if you think UD fails. --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 15:03, 18 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::::That's masochism, not sadism. --{{User:William Told/Sig}} 01:36, 28 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Random Request ==<br />
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Next time you create a new city, any chance of bringing back the junkyard and wirecutters combo? Cheers. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 11:28, 20 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:+1. I have to admit to being bitterly disappointed to find open junkyards in Monroeville. :'( {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 11:24, 28 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==TOU/S==<br />
Do we have a Terms of use/service page? I've been looking for a while, and I don't seem to see one. It'd be nice if we did, because then we'd know things that are expressly forbidden due to hosting issues and the like.--<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Suicidal Angel,</span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 16:06, 21 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:If you cannot find it: it does not exist.--[[User:Jakezing|Jakezing]] 22:02, 27 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Oh piss off. No one is fooled by your act, so please just fuck off. Kevan? Do we have a list of things that are forbidden due to country laws, hosting issues, etc. or not (Not necessarily meaning it's available on this site, but one that you know about that pertains to the wiki)? I mean, yeah there are a few "duh" sort of ones, like no kiddie porn and stuff, but others I have no idea about. Any help?--<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Suicidal Angel,</span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 01:50, 28 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::[http://whois.domaintools.com/urbandead.com This site] (domain tools,) says that [http://www.as29550.net/ this] is his ISP, server located in England. The ISP has an "Abuse of TOS" email address, so presumably they have a TOS, although I can't find it. I have no idea about English law. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 02:00, 28 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::From time on another, more combative, site I have a layman's understanding of British Law as it applies to defamation, slander, libel and the nature of physical threats and illegal actions that appertain to the settlement of the aforementioned. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 02:14, 28 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::A brief education by the University of Google finds no such laws relating to death threats, but I would imagine that such a law would be buried deep in things like criminal codes. If it comes to it, I'll ask one of my teachers about the (Australian) legal system when it comes to these things, or one of my parents (both lawyers.) That said, that's ''Australian'' law, but our law is pretty similar to that of the UK. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 02:23, 28 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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::::::Back in the Day Xoid and I had to do some research on the TOS because of a user abusing in serious violation of them. However I've gone looking and haven't been able to find the references anywhere still on the Wiki. It was probably on a talk page of some article that was deleted in an edit without being archived. The primary gist of it was this... any form of intimidation that went beyond a certain level of namecalling and usual wiki BS was a violation, ESPECIALLY if it included "real world"<sup>tm</sup> threats of harm or violence. Also included were any situation where hosted domains were used to damage the effectiveness of another website or host (as an example you couldn't use any part of the host to launch a d.o.s. attack on another domain. Not that this was really possible by anyone but Kevan. Also iirc the Wiki and the Game were on different hosts at teh time but I'm pretty sure that has changed since then. I don't know. I was never the techno-savant of the group and my memory is hazy. [[User:Conndraka|Conndraka]]<sup>[[Moderation|mod]] [[User_talk:Conndraka|T]][[AZM]] [[Coalition for Fair Tactics|''CFT'']]</sup> 05:12, 28 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::::Thanks Conn, that's a little bit of what I'm looking for. Just waiting for a response from the big man about all this now.--<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Suicidal Angel,</span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 13:30, 28 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::::I also thought we had some basic terms on the wiki somewhere, but maybe we don't. The Poundhost terms of service are [http://www.poundhost.com/tos/ here]. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 13:37, 1 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::::::Thank you, I'll start working on a page for the wiki.--<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Suicidal Angel,</span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 14:14, 1 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== [[UDWiki:Administration/Policy Discussion/Semi-protection|Semi-protection]] ==<br />
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...Was approved. I think all you have to do is change the autoconfirmed group to 1 week and 25 edits. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 02:51, 28 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Going to update the config, it turns out that [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:$wgAutoConfirmCount $wgAutoConfirmCount] needs a later version of MediaWiki; this will either have to wait for a MediaWiki upgrade, or be reproposed without the edit count. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 13:42, 1 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
::We'll wait for the MediaWiki upgrade, there's no hurry. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 17:01, 1 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Wiki_Questions#Time_Travel?|Time Travel]] ==<br />
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Hey Kevan, we've just had a very weird thing happening with the edit histories. Where you trying to do something or was it just a bug? {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 00:10, 3 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:No, I wasn't around at the time, I've no idea what that was about. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 10:40, 3 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Okay, thanks. I'll do some poking at the Mediawiki help files if I have time. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 10:42, 3 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Ever gonna update the game? ==<br />
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a lot of people are quitting the game.it's because you won't update the game. you need to push for 2-3 updates per month. i'm telling you so your game does not suffer. please update the game for the people's sake--[[User:Jerrel Yokotory|Jerrel Yokotory]] 23:28, 14 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:How many games do you run, Yokotory? --[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 00:21, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Well I do run track and Cross-country. I ski on the weekends.Do you run at any games or track meets?--[[User:Jerrel Yokotory|Jerrel Yokotory]] 00:23, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::No, rowing and weights are my sporting loves. The difference is that I'm not telling you how to run or ski, whilst you are trying to tell Kevan how to run a game which is heading toward four years of lifespan without once having had your help. --[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 00:26, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::I refuse to believe that Jerrel wasn't being a smartarse there. The concept of him actually taking your words in that way for real is just too retarded for words. --[[User:Cyberbob240|Cyberbob]] 06:19, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::He was kidding wasn't he?--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 06:29, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::I believe they call it intentional misinterpretation, an example of me employing that very device is on either Boxys or kareks talk page, something to do with alim and hagnat...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 06:30, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::I was faced with the choice of believing that he's either cripplingly unfunny or a functionally illiterate retard. The evidence all pointed to 'Retard' so I went with that and answered as though serious.--[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 12:27, 16 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
No, I'm telling him that his game is going into despair, whilist he is doing nothing about it.--[[User:Jerrel Yokotory|Jerrel Yokotory]] 00:48, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:And you're also telling him how to 'fix' it, which amounts to exactly what I said. Care to back up your claims? How far have numbers fallen in the last six months? --[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 02:46, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:I really don't think a 'lack' of updates is the reason for dropping numbers. I'm not 100% sure the balance of some of the more recent updates is quite right but that isn't my call. But the game doesn't need a barrage of updates coming out every other month. The slow progression of the game over time gives it longer life than having quick fix after quick fix to keep people with low attention spans happy.--[[User:DI Marc Sweeny|DI Sweeny]] 01:16, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
::The numbers seems to have stagnated, actually. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 02:49, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
I'd like to thank you Kevan for taking your sweet time in updating the game. It's making it a little less full of people entirely incapable of self-motivation, thus making it more fun. Kudos to you sir. -- {{User:BlackReaper/sig}} 01:38, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
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Acctully Kevan is my idol. kevan is a good person for what he's doon.--[[User:Jerrel Yokotory|Jerrel Yokotory]] 02:40, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Isn't this the dude who nominated himself for sysop after 200 edits? Yoko, do you think you could whip us up a cross-country and/or track MMORPG? Because that would be ''awesome''. Throw in some chainsaws, too, and maybe some crucifixes that shoot laser beams. You would totally show up Kevan! --{{User:Paddy Dignam/sig}} 04:10, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
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Okay, Now you all think I'm a retard. Sorry for pointing out what everyone else could not see. Sorry for pointing out the obvious. Most people in this game, (the ones who are not sysops or bueruekrats, pardon me)would agree with me a think this game needs a freakin update. I take cybertonics and Coding as a special class at GU and I know it's hard to code, I've tryed it. But Kevan IS A TRAINED SPECIALIST. He could redo this entire game in a half hour if he wanted too. sooooo, whays a 1 UPDATE PER MONTH? is that so hard to ask?????<br />
add a new weopon, new builing, something. Please.--[[User:Jerrel Yokotory|Jerrel Yokotory]] 17:08, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Last year kevan gave us 18 updates including 2 new cities. Give him a rest. {{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 17:13, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
::And most all of them had someone complaining about the game being made harder or more complicated. A few legitimately, most because it screwed with their status quo. I have absolutely no clue why he would want to take his time between updates.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 18:47, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Making an update is a '''lot''' more than just coding it. The balance needs to be thought of thoroughly and it needs to be tested. These things take time. Sure, Kevan could probably push out ''one update a week'' if he wanted to and wasn't lazy, but those would be unbalanced and buggy updates. Unbalanced and buggy updates are more likely to drive people away than a lack of updates. The game simply doesn't need to change every month, not even every couple of months. If you find the game boring, ''go and do something interesting and different yourself''. --[[User:Midianian|Midianian]]<small><sup>¦[[User talk:Midianian|T]]¦[[Developing Suggestions|DS]]¦[[Suggestions|SP]]¦</sup></small> 09:59, 16 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Yeah. Lots of rushed, unbalanced updates would simply destroy the game (and it has nearly [[On Strike|got to that point]] before.) {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 10:12, 16 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
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Finally someone who agrees with me!!! Why drag out updates?--[[User:Jerrel Yokotory|Jerrel Yokotory]] 21:04, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:"the ones who are not sysops or bueruekrats" - Just so you know, I'm neither. Carry on. -- {{User:BlackReaper/sig}} 01:42, 16 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
::I'm actually the only sysop to comment in this conversation - and I did it [[Talk:Main_Page#Out_of_date.3F|here]] (with the exception of Karek, who'll be [[A/DM|demoted soon.]]) {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 10:12, 16 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
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I find myself in the middle of this arguement, in terms of the two sides. On the one hand, I don't want Kevan to break the game balance every week, fix it and then break it in a different way the next week, but on the other I feel that an update is about due.<br />
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Besides, I think an update every two months or so isn't much of an ask, even if its just adding an item from the PR suggestions. --{{User:Blake Firedancer/sig}} 10:53, 16 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
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:Can we please close this topic? Everyone wants to say something about Jerrel's ridiculous statement but I don't think it's worth the spam that it's leaving on Kevan's page. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 12:34, 16 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Im sure on the 1st of april there will be an update. usually is! {{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:21, 25 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
Hey!!!! Everyone that wants an update should get together and go on strike!!!!!--[[User:Jerrel Yokotory|Jerrel Yokotory]] 17:51, 26 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Stop talking now. A strike for something as lame-assed as this is nothing short of pitiful. You are awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 02:19, 27 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
[[Image:Update.JPG]] because i had already done this and it seems a shame to waste such a half assed effort. --[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 00:06, 27 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:I agree with both sides of this. I believe we need updates BIG TIME, but I also believe Jerrel has no right blaming Kevan. He's probably a busy man. As for a strike: No. Plain and simple. Now, can we stop spamming Kevan's pages please? Kthzbye. --{{User:Haliman111/sig}} 03:12, 27 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
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::What do we so badly need an update for? The game is well balanced and has a fairly complex and robust play. More fiddly little detail skills likely won't improve that play any, and won't draw in / hold onto more players. {{User:Swiers/Sig}} 06:40, 18 April 2009 (BST)<br />
Why won't Kevan Reply back to this?<br />
<br>I know i was being kind of offensive to you Kevan, so sorry.<br />
<br> But would you mind telling me WHY you won't update the game?<br />
I mean, you gave us two new cities last year!<br />
<br> and i appriciate it, but the game hasn't been updated since 2008!<br />
so, if you don't mind, i would really like to hear what you have to say.<br />
<br> (And please don't flip out on me, even though I have been a jerk)<br />
<br> And i'm also apologizing for being a jerk too.--[[User:Jerrel Yokotory|Jerrel Yokotory]] 01:33, 16 April 2009 (BST)<br />
:Making new cities brings in motherfuckin' cash money. Adding skills and what have you doesn't. Comprende? --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 02:28, 16 April 2009 (BST)<br />
:We had an update just 15 days ago! --[[User:Midianian|Midianian]]<small><sup>¦[[User talk:Midianian|T]]¦[[Developing Suggestions|DS]]¦[[Suggestions|SP]]¦</sup></small> 08:55, 16 April 2009 (BST)<br />
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WE DID NOT! LOOK AT THE FREAKING UD START PAGE! NO UPDATE-PREHENDA?----[[User:Jerrel Yokotory|Jerrel Yokotory]] 04:18, 18 April 2009 (BST)<br />
:Erm, the [[April Fool's]] Day update, the one that happens every year? My god you're dense. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 06:01, 18 April 2009 (BST)<br />
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<br>Sorry kevan, i usually get all my updates from the game.<br />
<br>nothing unusual happened to me on april 1st though.<br />
<br>i think i'm losing myself.<br />
<br>I AUTHERIZE TOPIC SELF-DESTRUCTION!--[[User:Jerrel Yokotory|Jerrel Yokotory]] 15:52, 18 April 2009 (BST)<br />
:In a word: Fail. --{{User:Pestolence/Sig}} 19:59, 18 April 2009 (BST)<br />
::He spams Kevan's talk page with so much crap I want to take him to VB... {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 00:36, 19 April 2009 (BST)<br />
:::I still say kevan should get some people to help him run the game, its rather fun and large for one person ot have to run alone. Oh and I'm not saying me, no I'd abuse it by banning a 4rth of the game and making revives harder again.--[[User:Jakezing|Jakezing]] 23:58, 23 April 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Donated Characters == <br />
Any chance that the "This character is no longer affected by the IP limit." banner that appears on your profile if you have donated $5 could be shown to everyone that visits the profile, not just the owner of the profile.--[[User:Thekooks|Kooks]] 18:51, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:exhibitionist. --{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 12:28, 26 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
::And proud.--[[User:Thekooks|Kooks]] 18:46, 26 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::I think there's people who would not want that. Maybe if it was an option you could allow / turn off via settingas? {{User:Swiers/Sig}} 05:39, 18 April 2009 (BST)<br />
:I'd have it say "This character has been donated for.", but really, it's basically just showing off – link to your wiki page from your profile and [[Template:Donated|show off there]]. Oh, and I think you meant to post this in [[Developing Suggestions]]. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 08:12, 20 April 2009 (BST)<br />
:I would totally come back to just pk people who have donated.--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 04:37, 26 April 2009 (BST)<br />
::You've left?--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 16:17, 28 April 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Standing Zombies ==<br />
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Kevan, I can't find the topic from last time around, but the borehamwood stats. Standing zombies means literally that doesn't it. Active zombies with greater than 0 hit points? Not just active zombie characters? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 22:52, 28 April 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Question about the last Update ==<br />
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"Survivors are once again looting the long-abandoned seasonal storerooms of the city's shopping malls, to find lights and trees for their safehouses." I'm assuming Christmas season in Malton is really long then, just wondering what kind of in game explanation we could use, --[[User:Jakezing|Jakezing]] 00:01, 1 May 2009 (BST)<br />
:"The snow has subsided and survivors are ready to feel bad about themselves again". Not that an explanation matters. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 03:11, 1 May 2009 (BST)<br />
::No, it's just5 that it seems awkward ot explain why we are still getting christmas trees in the middle of spring thats all: and we might wanna get a explanation, or kevan could take them out in a mini-update.--[[User:Jakezing|Jakezing]] 01:52, 2 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Where to suggest technical issues? ==<br />
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I have gathered [[User:Tumu/GameTech|a list of technical issues]] which might need a look (as they have been unfixed since 2007), but they don't exactly fit the bug reports page either (not user visible/annoying issues). Would this be more appropriate place to get a review for them? --[[User:Tumu|Tumu]] 09:26, 25 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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:They do seem unlike those that go to [[Bug Reports]], but I think the best place ''would'' be to take them there. I'm only suggesting that however because no one else has given you any direction, and I apoligise for that. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 10:57, 28 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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:Noted; there do seem to be a few weird oversights in there. Thanks. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 13:14, 1 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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::Speaking of weird things, is it intentional for Flesh Rotters to get the benefits while alive? I'd have thought that since they were alive, their flesh wasn't rotting, so they wouldn't get the Flak+Body Building effects while alive. I'd like to know, because I'm going to make a suggestion to have it that way if its current effect is intended. if it's not intended, then this can be moved to Bug Reports. Thanks.--[[User:Kolechovski|Kolechovski]] 22:41, 2 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Bub's in danger! ==<br />
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Just so you know, a page dedicated to your character [[Bub]] is up for deletion. --{{User:Blake Firedancer/sig}} 10:51, 28 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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Yeah kevan please come and save that great page...--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 08:20, 29 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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== A few things ==<br />
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Firstly, about that MediaWiki upgrade. Sorry if I'm pestering you, it's just that it would be quite useful (an upgrade to Checkuser would be nice as well, I've seen screenshots of a later version and it looks like it streamlines the process a little.)<br />
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Secondly, a user asked me the other day (a few weeks ago) about a problem he was having in my chatbox:<br />
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{{Quote|VI|Link, I need haaaaalp! I'm trying to make a shoutbox, here. The problem: when I, to get rid of the horizontal scrollbar, use "overflo*w:auto" instead of "overflow:scroll" the wiki's spam filter won't let me use that code. I don't know if you can edit the spamfilter (I'm wiki illiterate), but do you know how I can fix this? Thanks a ton. VI 22:05, 3 May 2009 (BST)}}<br />
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I confirmed it myself, and wrote<br />
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{{Quote|Linkthewindow|Hmm... that's really odd. I can't edit the spam filter (at least not what I know of,) but I need to as Kevan about something {*cough*MediaWiki upgrade*cough*) so I'll ask him then. For future reference, I'll need this [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Anti-spam_features page]. Linkthewindow Talk 22:29, 3 May 2009 (BST)}}<br />
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Finally, and on a pedantic note, would it be okay if you could turn the Guides namespace into a proper one? So [[Talk:Guides:Shelter]] is rendered as Guides talk:Shelter. As far as I know, there are a few in the Guide: namespace too, so we'll have some moving to do if this is done (sysops, of course.)<br />
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Thanks for your time. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 12:58, 1 June 2009 (BST)<br />
:I second this nudge.--<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Mr. Angel,</span> [[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 13:03, 1 June 2009 (BST)<br />
:"over<nowiki></nowiki>flow:auto" is a standard spambot trick for hiding all their links in a 1px div, which I think we were having trouble with a few years ago. The filtering is possibly hardcoded somewhere.<br />
:If there's general support for another namespace, point me at the discussion and I'll add it.<br />
:Updating MediaWiki is on the list, but below "update the actual game" at the moment. I'll fit it in when I can. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 13:12, 1 June 2009 (BST)<br />
::Okay, then thanks. It's not a big deal about the spam filter, I'll start a discussion at [[Talk:Guides]] (although I can't see it being a big deal) and thanks about the upgrade. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 13:15, 1 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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Kevan will doo it! Also, happy very belated birthday (13 May?) assuming your Amazon wishlist is correct!<tt>:D</tt> --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 18:24, 1 June 2009 (BST)<br />
:Oh, and don't [[UDWiki:Administration/Policy Discussion/Semi-protection|forget about this]] <tt>;)</tt>. And happy belated birthday! Only one month late. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 12:24, 4 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Suggesting Suggestions Change ==<br />
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I want your opinion on a proposed change I have to the Suggestions Layout. I’d think it would be more efficient to have a normal suggestions area, a clothing suggestions area, and a humorous suggestions area, all with links listed one after the other on the main voting page. I also see the humorous suggestions layout is a bit confusing, and I would recommend splitting it into 2 parts, the funny and the non-funny, then splitting it into the many categories (areas of effect) under each heading. I’d also ask if the humorous suggestions voting process would become something similar to the normal process, with each suggestion open for 2 weeks, but no SPAM votes (just FUNNY or NOT FUNNY). Would this be a viable option? I’d think the layout changes should at least make it easier to find and view them all.<br />
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I would also like to know if there’s a process for suggesting that certain stuff be added to the Frequently Suggested section on the main voting area. There seem to be some common ones I’d like to have added to the list.<br />
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I also have a question about the normal voting process that only you can answer. Does SPAM=STRONG KILL? I see it’s still a common issue today, and it’s still debated if you can vote SPAM for a strong kill, or only vote SPAM if a suggestion is game-breaking or horribly unnecessary. Also, could you check the voting guidelines section and make sure it matches whatever your decision is? Thanks.--[[User:Kolechovski|Kolechovski]] 22:46, 2 June 2009 (BST)<br />
:In too many years of wasted time here I don't recal Kevan ever directly commenting on suggestions (or indeed much of anything else) so I doubt he is going to start now. Personally I wouldn't worry about where a suggestion heads just so long as its not unjustly '''SPAMMED''' and that's pretty rare. --[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 00:51, 3 June 2009 (BST)<br />
::He does things every once in a while, when it actually requires his attention. Normally his hands off approach works pretty well because we manage to handle everyhting.--[[KyleStyle_For_Everything|<font face="Rage italic"><span style="color: DarkMagenta">Mr. Angel,</span> ]][[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkGreen">Help</span>]] [[Project_Mentor|<span style="color: Black">needed?</span>]]</font> 00:58, 3 June 2009 (BST)<br />
:::Okay, well, what are your takes on this then?--[[User:Kolechovski|Kolechovski]] 18:11, 23 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Huge Ruin bug could leave the whole of [[Borehamwood]] caded in less than a month. ==<br />
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Hey Kevan, <br />
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Wednesday night a member of my borehamwood survivor group did a very large suicide repair, when he logged himself back on, he found he had 50ap and the building was repaired.<br />
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Thursday night, I attempted my own suicide repair and yet again the same thing happened.<br />
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We've done a lot of suicide repairs and as such we know that these were the highest repairs we have attempted. And they both worked. To check our findings, we asked another survivor to repeat the experiment, to confirm our spadework was correct. <br />
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It was. Not only that, but this survivor was able to enact the repair, recade the building to ehb and then enact ANOTHER suicide repair, which left them BACK on 50ap. In fact the survivor managed to repeat this 6 times. With one character. In one day. Before the 300 IP for one character kicked in. <br />
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At this time 4 of us survivors know the exact technique, but at least 10 others are pretty close to working it out (AP levels etc). I reckon by sunday all 51 survivors will have worked it out.<br />
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As it stands the whole challenge of surviving borehamwood is moot. We can't do coma repairs on 99% of buildings without this happening, and Im not expecting zeds to hang around with this giant loophole. It also destroys the smugness us survivors have from surviving for 6 months. <br />
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All 4 survivors who do know the trick have currently stopped repairing buildings within the range, but I can't control the whole population.<br />
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At the minute survivors could repair the whole of NE Borehamwood, Radlett or Elstree in a day, 1 survivor could reclaim the big brother house on their own, <br />
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Apologies for the lack of screenshots, but with permadeath as it is, we don't want to give away our position. <br />
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It seems to be a dupe of the following case on bug reports. http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Bug_Reports#Massively_negative_AP_causes_AP_reset<br />
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Apologies for posting it here, but I felt the game breaking nature of this bug warrants the intrusion. Let me know if you need more details. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 16:40, 12 June 2009 (BST)<br />
:Thanks. Building repair has now been temporarily disabled in Borehamwood and Monroeville, while this is fixed. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 16:46, 12 June 2009 (BST)<br />
::When you say massive repair, do you mean it's bringing you to under -255 AP? I could think of some weird wrapping thing happening when the AP gets too negative and it tries to make it positive or something, capping at the 50 AP norm. 255's the magic number for how large a single byte can represent. It's may have something to do with what type of data Kevin's storing AP with - integer, double, float, etc. (whoo edit conflicted by Kevan) --{{User:BobBoberton/sig}} 16:49, 12 June 2009 (BST)<br />
:::The cutoff point (Now its banned) is -150ap Any suicide repair that takes you below this value creates the reset. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 16:51, 12 June 2009 (BST)<br />
::::Very strange... -150 to 50 is a range of 200, nothing particularly significant. Then again, I have no idea how Kevan coded AP regen. Now the big repair costs have come back to bite in an ironic kind of way, eh? :P --{{User:BobBoberton/sig}} 16:53, 12 June 2009 (BST)<br />
:::::Its quite a wide range. Theres probably been only a handful of such building in Malton's history. Borehamwood has a whole cities worth. If it takes a while kev can we have an amnesty in the cities? Those pesky zeds are always chewing on our cades. I wouldn't mind but I've only got one life. :).--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 16:55, 12 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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:This bug has now been fixed, and repairs have been enabled again in the other two cities. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 17:08, 12 June 2009 (BST)<br />
::Thanks Kevan! Swiftly done I must say. May all your future updates be bug free.--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 17:10, 12 June 2009 (BST)<br />
::Twenty minutes... I'm hella impressed. Thanks for fixing this. --{{User:BobBoberton/sig}} 17:18, 12 June 2009 (BST)<br />
:::Wut? But half way up are the oldest posts, then they go up, then they go down... Thsi page is confusing ...--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 21:51, 12 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Pointless [[Borehamwood]] request == <br />
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Can we have a public broadcasting system too? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 19:57, 3 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Thanks for updating ==<br />
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Just wanted to say thanks for updating the game, I realize it's probably not high on your list of priorities. I'm sure everyone who plays appreciates it. --[[User:Mike411|Mike411]] 00:25, 4 July 2009 (BST)<br />
: Same here, Thanks Kev --[[User:Imthatguy|Imthatguy]] 04:41, 4 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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== [[Known_Bugs#UDToolbar.2FDiagnosis_display_error|This bug]] ==<br />
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As promised, I'm just giving you a heads up regarding [[Known_Bugs#UDToolbar.2FDiagnosis_display_error|this display error]] that happens when UDToolbar interacts with the new update. We suspected it was a clash between the UDToolbar's manual HP colouriser and the new update colouriser, and Moonshine was able to go through some code to try and give you a hand. You may have already seen it, but hopefully what Moonshine and others have done can help you. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 14:27, 6 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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==Grammar Error==<br />
Just so you know, there's a grammatical error in the Fort Transmitter broadcast message:<br />
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''You broadcast [message] on 25.97 MHz, the using the fort's secure channel.''<br />
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It isn't going to break the game or anything, but it does make it look a little... 'sloppy'. --{{User:Blake Firedancer/sig}} 21:54, 5 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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:There is a page to report these [[Grammatical Errors in Urban Dead|here]]. --[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|<big><u><span style="color:DarkSlateGray">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkBlue ">ϑ</span><span style="color:DarkSlateBlue">ℜ</span></u></big>]] 03:30, 6 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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:Fixed. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 09:18, 6 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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== [[UDWiki:Open Discussion/Borehamwood How Was It For You?]] ==<br />
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Community opinions on Borehamwood Collected in one place. Hope it helps with future projects. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 18:07, 13 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Something that might give you a laugh... ==<br />
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Here I was bored and tired so I wrote this, I thought it might be funny and I think you may find it even more so given it's nature, [[Developing_Suggestions#TUCOK_-BBHHN-_.28The_United_Churches_Of_Kevan.29_-Blessed_be_his_holy_name- (The United Churches Of Kevan) -Blessed be his holy name-]] -[[User:Devorac|Devorac]] 09:16, 24 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Upgrading the wiki again ==<br />
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It's about that time of year. The wiki could use an upgrade, among the various features mentioned many times in the past that upgrading to a more up to date mediawiki version would provide as of [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Release_notes/1.14 1.14] there is now a NewUsers log, which would be invaluable for catching throw away and vandal alt accounts like [[User:Izumi]] and [[User:3pwv]] used to use along with actually making user efforts to be welcoming like [[Welcomenewbie]] accountable and possibly useful. [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Release_notes/1.14 1.14] also brought in the ability to view deleted user contributions(instead of just the current ones) for sysops, the ability to omit diffs after rollback, and a fix at least one particularly exploitable checkuser bug that would allow users to screw with the ability for sysops to search the logs.<br /><br />I'd mention some of the features in previous version updates but I'm sure by now you're pretty well aware of them as it's been brought up many times in the past. [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Release_notes/1.14 1.14], though, would significantly increase the ability for sysops to do their jobs when dealing with actual page vandalism and adbot spam along with helping the wiki, in general, run more smoothly from day to day.<small>([http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Release_notes/1.15 1.15])([http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Release_notes/1.14 1.14])([http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Release_notes/1.13 1.13])([http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Release_notes/1.12 1.12])([http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Release_notes/1.11 1.11])([http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Release_notes/1.10 1.10])</small>--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 17:40, 1 September 2009 (BST)<br />
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== FYI re: "satellite phone" ==<br />
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Hi. So I recently wrote a Greasemonkey script that adds a "satellite phone" to the game. It's a simple messaging system with a user interface that embeds itself into the game, by modifying the rendered page in the user's browser, as Greasemonkey does. The thing does resemble the in-game mobile phone quite a lot, by design. Here's [[DSS Satellite Phone|more info]].<br />
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This was discussed in Brainstock [http://s1.zetaboards.com/brainstock/topic/2220895/], and some people complained about it. It was said that this unbalances the game, "overpowers" a game item, bypasses game rules by e.g. allowing zombies to send messages. This wasn't a general opinion--I certainly find it all a bit silly--but someone then suggested that what should be done would be reporting it to you, letting you decide if this extension is improper somehow.<br />
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I thought that was sensible, so I'm "reporting myself," in a way. Just posting it here as an FYI, so you are aware of this. Cheers. --{{User:Hashk/sig}} 09:15, 4 September 2009 (BST)<br />
:Sounds like the same kinda nonsense that would see forums done away with for everyone that isn't a survivor. That thread reads very much like the person who started it did so with that intent in mind. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 14:00, 4 September 2009 (BST)<br />
:: Hey that was me! I started that thread, you can clearly see my name :-( , I just started it as someone mentioned it in game and I was wondering about peoples views on it thats all.---[[User:Mightyoak|<span style="color: ForestGreen">mo</span>]] [[User talk:Mightyoak|<span style="color: DarkGreen">ヽ(´ー`)ノ </span>]] <sup>[[MCM|<span style="color: DeepSkyBlue ">MCM</span>]] [[MOB|<span style="color: DarkMagenta">MOB</span>]] [[Dribbling Beavers|<span style="color: SaddleBrown">DB</span>]]</sup> 06:35, 5 September 2009 (BST)<br />
::karek i have ''no'' idea what you're talking about whatsoever.--{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 04:18, 5 September 2009 (BST)<br />
:::''"bypasses game rules by e.g. allowing zombies to send messages"'', the whole thread cited is mostly a few people complaining because they don't like metagaming, not particularly even regarding the tool in question. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 05:19, 5 September 2009 (BST)<br />
::::That being said, email tends to get a better response rate/time from him depending on the title/content/sender. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 05:24, 5 September 2009 (BST)<br />
:::::Right, cheers Karek. Thing is, I'm not really expecting a response, and I'm not comfortable spamming his mailbox with this. I really do think this is all rather silly. I'm sure the game will survive my script long enough for him to read this at his convenience here. --{{User:Hashk/sig}} 06:14, 5 September 2009 (BST)<br />
::::::From the sounds of it, it's just a script that facilitates metagaming. Like using MSN, or as we do, IRC... except done in-game. There's nothing zerg-tastic about it, nor does it collect data in ways that might be perceived as unfair, like DEMON or UDBrain. There's no reason to worry about what some git on Brainstock said (and BS is chock full of gits...), don't sweat it --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 06:20, 5 September 2009 (BST)<br />
:::::::Wonder what they say about us :*( --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sigcode|Chartreuse}}-- 07:15, 5 September 2009 (BST)<br />
::::::::They don't think about us, because they're not aware we exist. Most BSers really aren't too aware that there's a whole big world of UD players outside their little board. Well, ok, I think many are vaguely aware that zombies have this forum called bar-something-dot-something. And I think most of them are aware of the DEM subgroup called Red Rum; but this subgroup was created to give the appearance of in-game competition, to get around Malton's strong antitrust laws, so it basically counts as part of their self-enclosed milieu. Finally, many of them have used the wiki, but none of them will ever admit it, it's ''that'' taboo a subject. But other than that, to BSers, there is little other than BS. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 07:25, 5 September 2009 (BST)<br />
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==Birthday==<br />
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Hello Kevan. No one pestering you on this page for over a month? Crazy. Just wondering if you were planning anything for [[Borehamwood]]'s big first birthday? Its only 2 days away after all........--{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:19, 26 October 2009 (UTC)<br />
:I know! Blow it up! --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 21:26, 26 October 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Nuke the Big Brother House! Finally, some reality TV worth watching. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 21:33, 26 October 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::Or halve the size of monroeville everyday. No one would suspect that! --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:35, 26 October 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::-Let alone notice it. --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sigcode|DarkSlateGray|Indigo}}-- 02:28, 27 October 2009 (UTC)<br />
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Kill anything and everything in Malton. That would be a TRUE surprise.--[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> SA</span>]] 02:51, 27 October 2009 (UTC)<br />
:I'd be interested to see if survivors could recover. --'''[[User:BobBoberton|<span style="color: #FF4500">Bob Boberton</span>]] <sup>[[The_Fortress|<span style="color: #6B8E23">TF</span>]] / [[The_Fortress/Dark_Watch|<span style="color: #778899 ">DW</span>]]</sup>''' [[Image:Littlemudkipsig.gif]] 05:29, 27 October 2009 (BST)<br />
::Of course we could! It would take about two weeks, but we could easily do it. If you wan;t ill explain on a talk page other than the big bosses. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:29, 27 October 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::Tommy guns. --{{User:Haliman111/sig}} 22:43, 27 October 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Halloween update timestamps ==<br />
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Seem to be missing on the new kill messages [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/11-01-09_0100hrs_PRIVATE/IN_62-14__954-071-ba1.html example] also confirmed broken without any extensions/scripts {{User:MoonShine/Sig}} 02:43, 1 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
:I realise this may very well be a feature of the halloween event but with the changing of the kill messages the missing timestamps are a bit strange, just making sure you're aware {{User:MoonShine/Sig}} 04:24, 1 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Actually, it's not just a lack of timestamps. I've noticed that all of the ones that lack timestamps are also for people that are not at my location. For instance, in [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Anubis_IV/urbandead/halloween_change_bug.png this screenshot], the ones with timestamps are for people actually at my location, while none of the ones without them were people at my location (there were more actions under those, but they all had timestamps and were for people at my location). It's also interesting that some of the groups of events that took place repeat themselves a few times, and that "to talk" showed up as a contact of mine, despite the fact that he isn't. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 05:23, 1 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::<s>i'm guessing it's part of the halloween event thingy, i thought the implementation of the weapon name killings screwed up because there's no period or timestamp following but now i think about it it actually makes sense to neglect them if you're going to mass fake kill people... OHEY IS THAT SOMETHING SHINY OVER THERE *runs* {{User:MoonShine/Sig}} 06:07, 1 November 2009 (UTC)</s><br />
:::This doesn't seem to be like april fools where everything is just a joke but rather quite the serious bug, they're actual events happening elsewhere in the city {{User:MoonShine/Sig}} 11:23, 1 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::Fixed. Looks like there may have been some minor echoes from kills elsewhere in the city. It was a bug, but consider it an eerie halloween event. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 11:48, 1 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::Could I have a clarification, please? This bug didn't create events but some simply appeared in a different location from where they actually occurred. Correct? --{{User:Lois_Millard/sig}} 12:16, 3 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::As it was a bug, I can't be 100% sure. Don't kill anyone over it. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 20:21, 9 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::Awww, man... Alright, then! *grins* Fair enough! --{{User:Lois_Millard/sig}} 05:24, 10 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Question about Malton ==<br />
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Is Malton considered a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolitan_borough metropolitan borough] and a city similar to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester Manchester] or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liverpool Liverpool] or is it considered a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolitan_county metropolitan county] with each suburb being a metropolitan borough? --{{User:Akule/sig}} 22:50, 12 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Leave it to Akule to bring up a question like that. :/ --[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> SA</span>]] 22:57, 12 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
::I always thought of it as a city state. Like, I don't know, Monaco or something. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 23:06, 12 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::The same wiki that gives you the examples also gives the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malton,_North_Yorkshire answer]. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 23:11, 12 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::...yes, but I didn't think the fictional city of Malton was actually the real city of Malton. You know, based on the fact it is nothing [http://www.ryedale.co.uk/ryedale/malton/malton.html like it]. --{{User:Akule/sig}} 23:46, 12 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
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:::Well, there has been hints that it was based in England, but I was just curious to know how much of it was based on being located in England. --{{User:Akule/sig}} 23:46, 12 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
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::You've never thought to know more about Malton? ;) --{{User:Akule/sig}} 23:46, 12 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::D'eh...MAYBE?!?--[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> SA</span>]] 23:56, 12 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::Borehamwood throws up even more questions, as being based on dead set IT IS based in england. Borehamwood has no gun stores in its shopping centres, and only 2 railway stations and supermarkets, so it would appear Malton IS somewhere different. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 09:29, 13 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==Strike time==<br />
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I am hearby requesting a striking of a ban from my vandal record as i have reached the requirements as per policy. I will be placing this request on an assortment of your peers talk pages so as to insure that this time, my striking isn't mysteriously postponed so as to further tarnish my record despite no wrong doing on my part. {{User:J3D/ciggy}} 08:46, 14 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Oh you dumb ass. :/ --[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> SA</span>]] 15:46, 14 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==Update-ah==<br />
So, what's the word on the updates being done to the wiki? Just making sure you don't forget ;) --[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> SA</span>]] 18:37, 16 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Oh you dumb ass >:| {{User:J3D/ciggy}} 06:45, 18 November 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==Are you in support of the Copenhagen Summit?==<br />
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Bascially I'm asking if we're having snow this year. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 17:43, 18 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
:It's on its way. And I'm fairly comfortable with the carbon footprint of a zombie apocalypse. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 12:26, 22 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Cheers. I was wondered that the server itself was snowbound, swindon being as cold as it is. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 12:29, 22 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::Just realised how badly this might screw perma death survivors. Hmm. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 12:32, 22 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::Hmm. How long is '''temporary''' Kevan? How many hours do they take to fade? Also some of the fields in permadeath cities don't look that snowy. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 17:17, 22 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::I can confirm this. Only one of the field colours has turned white.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 17:39, 22 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::It's random, but averages to six hours. Fields should be fixed now. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 17:47, 22 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::The fields are fixed.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 17:48, 22 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
:Any chance of bloody snow for outdoor deaths? --[[User:Johnny Bass|Papa Johnny]] 02:26, 23 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
::it exists check it out [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/12-22-09_2100hrs_PRIVATE/OUT_15-78__210-11a-044.html] "thick snow splashed with blood" "Blood <br />
soaks into the snow." --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 02:50, 23 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== urbandead.org ==<br />
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I presume you have probably seen this but it looks like a phishing site for peoples log in, just thought I inform you of it incase you want to take action.--[[User:Mightyoak|<span style="color: ForestGreen">mo</span>]] [[User talk:Mightyoak|<span style="color: DarkGreen">ヽ(´ー`)ノ </span>]] <sup>[[MCM|<span style="color: DeepSkyBlue ">MCM</span>]] [[MOB|<span style="color: DarkMagenta">MOB</span>]] [[Dribbling Beavers|<span style="color: SaddleBrown">DB</span>]]</sup> 01:37, 15 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
: If you check out the "revive que" there are [[MoB]] members as well as this gentlemen [[User:GasCandle]] who is banned from editing the wiki. I didn't dig much further into the "revive list" once I saw that gentlemen. --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 01:52, 15 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:: I looked a little further and the /whois looks made up http://whois.domaintools.com/urbandead.org which is why a few people have mentioned it might be a scam. --[[User:Mightyoak|<span style="color: ForestGreen">mo</span>]] [[User talk:Mightyoak|<span style="color: DarkGreen">ヽ(´ー`)ノ </span>]] <sup>[[MCM|<span style="color: DeepSkyBlue ">MCM</span>]] [[MOB|<span style="color: DarkMagenta">MOB</span>]] [[Dribbling Beavers|<span style="color: SaddleBrown">DB</span>]]</sup> 02:19, 15 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::The person who created the suspicious website has changed it. If you want to see screenshots from before it was changed, or see his explanation, see [[UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning#User:Ripf22|the A/VB case]]. --{{User:Jasonjason/sig}} 22:27, 15 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==[[Spawning]]==<br />
Just finished writing an article on it. I have a question that I can't really find out from spadework. If there were no Necrotech's in Malton below Heavily Barricaded, where would new Necrotech Assistant's spawn?<br />
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Also, UD is still only copyrighted until 2009 and I discovered a grammatical error I posted on the relevant page. Thanks. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:19, 1 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Typos fixed. Under the current code, NecroTech staff would just start on the streets somewhere. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 08:54, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Cheers fearless leader. I wish you well with the April 1st update. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 08:56, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Hey, lazybones! ==<br />
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When the fuck are you going to get around to fixing the Goddamn game? Love 'n' kisses --{{User:Katthew/Sig}} 08:21, 2 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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While you're at it, try to get urbandead popular again, the number of active characters is starting to drop below 20000, maybe it's time for some advertising, eh? --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 15:54, 7 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Urban Dead might be popular if it wasn't such a broken game! What with the radical, nigh-unplayable imbalance that makes it utterly pointless to play a zombie. Oh, and that worthlessness carrying over to making it such a breeze to play a survivor. I mean there's absolutely no point in being a survivor when you can just stroll around the city without risking your neck. I mean even a large, dedicated horde of zombies (of which the game has, like, ''two'') can't hold back one tenth their number in survivors.<br />
:For a zombie apocalypse game, there are fuck all zombies and there is fuck all apocalypse. The only way anyone really has fun is either griefing or sitting around roleplaying all day. And who the fuck can grief properly when the game is a buggy, unfinished pile of shit that makes it literally impossible for one of the sides to win? Not to mention that if all you're doing in game is roleplaying, what's to stop you from just doing it on a forum? Oh wait, nothing whatsoever, which is why the fucking unofficial forums for this game have more action than the game itself.<br />
:Urban Dead is broken, Kevan shows no interest in even ''looking into'' the billions of problems it has, so you're better off closing your browser and playing Left 4 Dead or something. Y'know, that's the zombie apocalypse game where the survivors face a credible threat that can't simply be trounced by locking a door and pushing a vending machine in front of it. '''FIX THE FUCKING GAME.''' --{{User:Katthew/Sig}} 07:38, 9 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Have you chaps considered that you're horrifically ungrateful for a ''free'' game that's meant to be a 5 minute distraction? --[[User:Karloth_vois|Karloth Vois]] <sup>[[¯\(°_o)/¯]]</sup> 20:54, 9 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Some of us have actually given money to this game, by the way. It's not unheard of that people do pay for things online. If he removes the DONATE button then maybe we won't "have the right" to complain anymore, but until then I and others are paying customers wanting some damned customer service. But you keep that smug attitude because I'm sure it's helping you go far in life!--[[Image:Globetrotters_Icon.png|15px]] '''[[User:DCC/Suggestions|#99]]''' <sup>''[[User:DCC|DCC]] ''</sup> 08:08, 14 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I'm not ungrateful, but I'd like to continue to play urbandead which I won't be able to do if the numbers of players keep dropping forcing Kevan to eventually pull the plug. --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 20:59, 9 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Well this "chap" thinks that if you're going to release something for public consumption, it shouldn't '''suck'''. The fact remains that the game is unbalanced, which makes it unfun. If, say, World of Warcraft made it so that the Horde had 1/10th the hit rate of the Alliance, Blizzard would be fucking crucified. Free or not, lousy design is lousy design. I'm not saying this out of ''entitlement'' or anything retarded like that, I am saying it as someone who wants to play the game without being gimped to fuck just because I want to be a zombie instead of a survivor. Of course, the alternative is for me (and the thousands of others who feel this way) to stop playing a game that is basically designed at the very basest level to screw us over. Then, WHOOPS! Goodbye donations and ad revenue! --{{User:Katthew/Sig}} 23:25, 9 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::I actually think that what 'ruined' the game (at least balance wise) was zombies... The very fact that they sucked to play forced people to either leave or organize, net result mega hordes that were basically unstoppable and forced buffs for survivors to give them a chance while making it even less rewarding to play a feral zed. To all intent and purpose this game has more sides than it was ever designed for. We have survivors and zombies but each of those are split into different play styles which the mechanics struggle to balance. Basically survivors are better at killing other survivors than zombies are and zombies often end up killing other zombies more than actual survivors. Hell, some survivors max out without even seeing a zombie and the game set-up makes it an unrewarding struggle to level a new character in a city full of veterans. At the end of the day I think this game needs to evolve before it dies.... New (short lifespan) cities are probably the best way forwards in my opinion because the early days with their actual struggle to survive against 'equals' are great fun, the sense of discovery of a new place also really adds spice too. But hey, too many people seem attached to their maxed characters that they hardly ever play anymore to even contemplate such a thing! --[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 00:44, 10 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::I think most of us will agree that ''something'' needs to be done, which is exactly what isn't happening or at least it seems that way. --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 18:09, 10 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Maybe fixing the '''ABYSMAL''' hit rates for zombies might help. I mean, ''supposedly'' I have a 30% chance of hitting with a bite attack against a given target for 1 AP. Now, I can easily spend (and have spent) 15 AP and only hit on that last, 15th attempt. What are the chances of this happening? Mathematically, you say it was (3/10)^15, or a 0.000001% chance. That isn't "bad luck", that goes beyond "bad luck" and into the realms of "your coding is so shitty if I saw it I would try to flush". There is actually more chance of me rolling the same number 10 times in a row on a regular six-sided die than there is of me missing that many attacks. But it happens, it happens frequently, and it's one of the billion reasons why this game needs a severe overhaul, and/or someone competent working on it. --{{User:Katthew/Sig}} 02:02, 12 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::No one cares about your opinion. But is that why you've resorted to spamming Kevan rather than stick to your own 'zombie improvements' in your userspace; you realise no one cares anymore? --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 02:58, 12 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
Katthew actually makes some damn good points rather than resorting to ad hominem. [[Groove Theory]] would not be possible with a properly implemented RNG, but [[Bug Reports#Groove Theory is working again|oh, whoops]]! Also, Honestmistake, what game are ''you'' playing? {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 10:50, 12 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:These days? Mostly Bobwars (wigbl.com)... What exactly is it you don't agree with in my post though? --[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 11:54, 12 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:: Sadly, I kinda agree with Honest, feral zombies have it extremely hard these days. They need to follow hordes around or just lay around and wait for destruction in their suburbs. Once the horde is gone though, their goes the bulk of your food. Its almost beneficial nowadays to be a killer or a survivor and thats it (assuming your not in a horde). --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 15:41, 12 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Or just sit tight. Even a modest number of zeds can keep most buildings ruined. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 15:57, 12 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I demand that the game be "fixed" so that those who can't get laid will have something to do before and after they masturbate! HELP THEM, KEVAN! You're their only hope... --{{User:Paddy Dignam/sig}} 17:09, 12 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Well looky, a whole cluster fuck load of whining.<br />
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Want more people to play? Go and fucking recruit them yourselves. Don't ask Kevan to fork out even more from his own pocket so that your enjoyment of this free game is improved. You spend the money. You put the work in. Alternately you all could shut the fuck up.<br />
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Want some changes? The FAQ says quite clearly to put them through the suggestions system rather than whine here like a bunch of fucking fort dwellers. Want Kevan to build you your own city to your own ideas? He's done it before for distribution companies, just do the same thing they did. Pay the man. Kevan's a professional, pay him his hourly rate if you want something. You're entitled to shit for free. He's nice enough to continue to let the game be played for free, so let's say enough with the comparisons to the money gouging and spyware installing World of Warcrack. Ask the man nicely how much your own city would be, plus an hourly rate for any bugs that appear, plus a negotiated set figure of each major update. Then go have a bake sale, car wash or just start selling organs on the black market and give Kevan the money for the work you want him to do.<br />
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Put your money where your whining is. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 19:35, 12 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Back when I was an admin and I moderated the Suggestions page with an '''IRON FIST''', it was still a worthless piece of shit. These days it is approximately fifty gajillion times more useless and shitty. Kevan doesn't read it any more than he reads any other section of this wiki, not even just because he's lazy as sin, but also because they're not worth reading. Also, I've already dragged people into this game. Maybe you remember [[The Dead]]? You know, the 10,000-strong superhorde that practically ''wrecked the entire fucking game?'' All me, bitch. I got that shit ''going''. Because unlike you, I am one proactive motherfucker who doesn't sit around doing shit-all.<br />
:So don't you fucking talk to me about recruiting people to play this game, you measly-mouthed little cumstain. I brought in more than you could possibly imagine with that withered rectum you call your brain. But hardly any of those people stayed around. Do you know why? Because '''''THEY GOT TIRED OF PLAYING A BROKEN PIECE OF SHIT GAME WHERE THEIR CHOSEN SIDE WAS DELIBERATELY NERFED AND FUCKED OVER AT EVERY CONCEIVABLE TURN.''''' That is what killed The Dead, you scurrilous prick-hungry cockholster - the fact the game '''sucks'''. We weren't beaten by any survivor group, we never even considered any survivor group to be more than the metaphorical bug on the windshield. Ten thousand zombies, motherfucker, and even with the ridiculously low hit rates, nonexistent RNG and inverse XP curve, we ruined your pathetic little world. If it hadn't been for all the flaws that UD has, driving away almost every single new player we drafted in, we'd have killed every last survivor in the city and turned it into a true zombie apocalypse.<br />
:So fuck you a million times up your gaping, cavernous asshole. I know what I'm talking about, and I know more about what ''you're'' talking about than you could ever hope to. Now sit the fuck down while the grown-ups have their chat, sweetie. We'll get you some crayons and glue, so you can cram them into your snotty orifices until you suffer fatal brain damage. Kiss kiss! --{{User:Katthew/Sig}} 07:47, 14 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Awww, poor cutie, is it too much if someone disagrees with you? I see you missed the major point, given you're ''so'' proactive and have such a large group of minions, why haven't you rallied them to donate a sum of money so that you can pay Kevan to make the game that you believe is fair? It's a very simple question. Kevan works for money, as proven by Borehamwood and Monroeville, if you want a map with your 'improvements' incorporating then you have to provide the same incentive that two distribution companies already did. Shouldn't be hard, after all you are ''"one proactive motherfucker"''. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 22:34, 15 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::There are points on both sides, but Katthew wins for making me laugh more than Is's logic makes sense.--[[User_talk:Suicidalangel|<span style="color: DarkTurquoise">Big</span>]][[User:Cyberbob240/Classifications|<span style="color: DarkMagenta"> Cat</span>]] 08:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Actually, what killed the Dead was all the whining survivors that couldn't handle a "zombie apocalypse" and needed the syringe find rate to be upped to almost 100%. But come on, Katthew, don't be a bitch. Little Issy's Mall Tour had what 300 zombies? Awwwww, that was the same number as the Central horde of the Dead. You know, back when it was winding down and most people wanted to be in the East or West coast Hordes. But, no, I'm sure he knows all about running big bad zombie hordes. I'd really like to know how much money The Dead generated for Kevan with ad revenue and people buying no IP limit. --[[Image:Globetrotters_Icon.png|15px]] '''[[User:DCC/Suggestions|#99]]''' <sup>''[[User:DCC|DCC]] ''</sup> 08:19, 14 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Feeling left out DCC? Never mind, go create yourself a couple of new accounts to agree with yourself, that'll make you feel better. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 22:34, 15 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Good gum, you're actually still whining. How clear does this have to be? '''Kevan doesn't owe you jackshit'''. It's a browser game that is '''free to play''' and pretty cool if you spend about 5-15 minutes on it. If you want a game that you can put all of your obsessive time into, then go ''buy'' one. --[[User:Karloth_vois|Karloth Vois]] <sup>[[¯\(°_o)/¯]]</sup> 19:49, 15 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
: As for the whole "I donated, so he '''owes''' me", the key is in the name; ''donation''. --[[User:Karloth_vois|Karloth Vois]] <sup>[[¯\(°_o)/¯]]</sup> 20:05, 15 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Massively pointless question #95==<br />
The "Are you sure?" Messages received when you A) Attempt to buy brain rot, and B) Attempt to jump from a building. Do they count towards your IP hits? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 10:31, 27 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I'm going to say yes to the first (as it reloads the map screen) and no to the second as it's on the skills screen. The IP hits total is only known to count on the map screen, not on skills, settings or profile screens. Unless Kevan says different. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 12:28, 27 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::oh, and I demand another easter egg hunt. Perhaps with bunnies this time around. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 17:03, 29 March 2010 (BST)<br />
:::If he gets a hunt for chocolate eggs I want a button that allows me to nail sanctimonious pricks to trees as it's a much older tradition for this time of year. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 18:19, 29 March 2010 (BST)<br />
::::''Iscariot makes sly comment about organised religion.'' --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 19:08, 29 March 2010 (BST)<br />
::::: I'd like to see zombies replaced with rabbits for a day. Stronger bite! EAR DAMAGE. Hop for 1AP --[[User:Karloth_vois|Karloth Vois]] <sup>[[¯\(°_o)/¯]]</sup> 19:49, 29 March 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Settling a bet==<br />
While you're here reading this, settle a bet for me, [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk%3ARapture&diff=1683378&oldid=1683265 do you enjoy all the money that zergers provide you?] -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 21:00, 30 March 2010 (BST)<br />
:If you're asking whether I give any leniency to players who've donated, when they've done something that would merit a character being disabled - no, I don't. Donation status doesn't factor into any of the alt-abuse or banning scripts. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 10:01, 31 March 2010 (BST)<br />
::I think the players in question are working off the assumption that them having more characters means more views of the ads connected in the game and that equals more money for you. It wasn't meant to question your impartiality at all, just a question of economics when connected to the game. -- {{User:Iscariot/Signature}} 10:35, 31 March 2010 (BST)<br />
:::No, this isn't a consideration when banning characters. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 11:08, 31 March 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Game updates==<br />
I'm sure things are updated regularly, for maintance, ect.,.... things that wouldn't normally be reflected in the game updates. Just out of curiosity, what is the current status of the "Game Updates" though? I noticed there seems to be a lack of them here latly (not that it's a bad thing, or that I mind), it's just that I was curious as to your thoughts, and opinions on the subject.... -{{User:Poodle_of_doom/signiture}} 04:27, 7 April 2010 (BST)<br />
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==April Fools?==<br />
A couple days before April Fools i was surfing the wiki and decided to look it up. The pranks there were hilarious! Especially the 2008/2009 ones. I couldn't wait to see what would come out next. But nothing happened and the wiki said you didn't do anything. Any specific reason? And yes i know Kevan is busy and yes i know we're thankful its a free game i'm just curious --{{User:Gt71/Sig}} 21:52, 27 April 2010<br />
:I was actually halfway through some other updates in late March, and decided against diverting any of that development time for an April Fool's joke. In the end, I didn't have time to put anything live - April's been busy, but I hope to get back to those main updates in the next week or so. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 12:37, 28 April 2010 (BST)<br />
::Excellent. Kevan, as you're here, with the perma death cities is it fair to assume all updates are carried over into all three citys? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 13:22, 28 April 2010 (BST)<br />
:::Pretty much. If a mechanic would unduly unbalance remaining gameplay in the other cities I'd make them exempt from it, though. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 13:29, 28 April 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Hey Kevan==<br />
What's up? How are things in the real world? I haven't been around Urban Dead that often in the past few weeks, but it seems like little has changed... aside from the survivor/zombie ratio being the worst it's been in years, but that's besides the point. <br />
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On that note, would you happen to have an opinion on the "[[Escape]]" gathering in western Malton? <br />
Just thought I'd say hi, --[[User:Macampos|Private Mark]] 07:36, 5 May 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Open Accounts==<br />
Currently, in Woodborne NT in Owsleybank, there are a few characters with names that make it blindingly obvious that they're open. Their names are [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1012934 mypasswordispassword], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1743445 mypasswordispenis], and [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1367615 mypasswordishelpme]. Knowing your stance on open or communal accounts, I decided to bring them to your attention. --[[User:Shank Case|Shank Case]] 02:06, 25 May 2010 (BST)<br />
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== June 1 ==<br />
It seems appropriate on this date of great expectation (Read that: ESCAPE) to reflect on a simple fact; I have taken many hours of pleasurable distraction from your game. I have enjoyed meeting people from around the world and the various schemes and factions they have created using your game as a springboard for their own creativity. While I live in New England, I have traveled to the other side of the globe and yet-I can honestly say I "know" more people around the world as a result of this little game then in all those thousands of miles of travel. So while I have "contributed" it would seem at least good manners to say thank you for what you have done. I have only been playing for close to a year, and I hear many folks voicing opinions about the "state of the game". I just thought it might be appropriate to suggest that the reason they feel so strongly about it is because it is a flexible well designed system that has added millions of hours of gaming to people worldwide. So, thanks for your efforts and creativity.--[[User:Belisarius17|Belisarius17]] 04:50, 1 June 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Nudge ==<br />
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That pre April updates taking its time now. The anticipation is killing me. There's some discussion going on about changes to Monroeville. Is it something you would consider, or as it was sponsored by others are your hands tied about what you can do with it? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 10:57, 26 June 2010 (BST)<br />
:Well UD's 5th birthday is coming up on July 3rd, we can cross our fingers and hope it's the update we've been waiting for. I hope it's another Easter Egg hunt, but with potatoes! -- [[User:Sockpuppie|Jelly Otter]] 07:27, 29 June 2010 (BST)<br />
::my paper hat is a bit battered. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 09:49, 29 June 2010 (BST)<br />
:::Happy Birthday! --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 11:51, 3 July 2010 (BST)<br />
::::Update me already.... :) -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 2}} 22:32, 9 July 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Radio Filter ==<br />
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[[Image:RFilter.png]]<br />
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Apparently, the radio filter also affects the military channel (25.96MHz). There any way to disable it on this station? {{:User:Red Hawk One/sig}} 19:46, 11 July 2010 (BST)<br />
:Teehee. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 19:48, 11 July 2010 (BST)<br />
::Muhahahahaha. Is it [[The Mycock Building|Mycock]] ? shits so [[ALiM]]. {{User:J3D/ciggy}} 06:37, 12 July 2010 (BST)<br />
::ps wtf is this radio filter and where did it come from? user made or kevan made? etc etc{{User:J3D/ciggy}} 06:39, 12 July 2010 (BST)<br />
:::If you broadcast something vulgar, it will replace the word with *static*. It's been this way since the introduction of radios. The problem is that many buildings contain the word cock, and thus can't be broadcast. It's been brought up before, but they didn't mention the EMR channel. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 06:51, 12 July 2010 (BST)<br />
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Epic design flaw fail! If only Kevan didn't have such a dirty mind! --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 11:17, 12 July 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Offensive in-game names? ==<br />
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Are there any rules re what one can name their character? Are there not ''any'' limits? I recently ran into NIGGERHATER88 (yes, all capitalization - that's a copy/paste) and they're not a new character by any means - really? Really?! --[[User:Swingin' Sam|Swingin&#39; Sam]] 19:00, 19 July 2010 (BST)<br />
:If you don't like someone, kill them. It shuts them up in real life, why wouldn't it work here? --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 19:07, 19 July 2010 (BST)<br />
:fuck off it's a free game suck it the fuck off or go play wow. {{User:J3D/ciggy}} 08:10, 20 July 2010 (BST)<br />
::Just for your information, 88 means HH — the Hitler salute. This guy is definitely a Neo-Nazi.<br />
::If Kevan isn't going to ban him, then killing him is the way to go. Just treat him like a [[Ignore List|text rapist]]. I'm against PKing in general, but such despicable people deserve it.<br />
::And the above poster could benefit from [[Civility]] as well. -- [[User:Kittithaj|Kittithaj]] 22:04, 20 July 2010 (BST)<br />
:::I just love you militant anti-nazi types. You never see that banning/punishing/shunning/etc someone based on their political beliefs ''is fascism itself''. Freedom from fascistic forms of rule inherently means ''allowing'' people to believe what they want, and if this guy's a neo nazi, then that's his freedom to choose. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 22:12, 20 July 2010 (BST)<br />
::::Or more likely, he's simply a troll. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter, for the reasons Mis outlined. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 22:17, 20 July 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::^ --{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 00:18, 21 July 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::<3 mis. {{User:J3D/ciggy}} 07:48, 22 July 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Deadline ==<br />
[[Image:Emot-argh.gif|100px]] --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 18:22, 30 July 2010 (BST)<br />
:{{Quote|Buzz Lightyear|You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.}}<br />
:[[Big Bash 3|<span style="color: #FF0000; font-size: 80%">&hearts;</span>]] [[User:MoonShine|<span style="color:Black">'''Moonie'''</span>]] <small><sup>[[User talk:MoonShine|Talk]] | [[User:MoonShine/Testimonials|Testimonials]]</sup></small> 12:51, 2 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::<span title="He never should have said how long it would take, but at least we know he's making sure it's pro-zombie, as it obviously needs to be.">I disagree. He can take as long as he wants. He never should have said how long it would take, but at least we know he's making sure it's fair and balanced.</span> --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 20:20, 2 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:::Two Months later, Kevan responds by implementing [[20070314_Zombie_Rocket_Launchers|Zombie Bazookas]].--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2}} 20:31, 2 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::::Noes! Still, I don't think working with a deadline is a good idea if your not going to keep it. --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 20:39, 2 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::He must have had a problem coding [[Suggestion:20100616 Binocular Sniping|Binocular Sniping]] --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:40, 2 August 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Hate\Race based groups ==<br />
What are your views on Urban Dead being used by Hate groups ?<br />
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Combat_18<br />
With the user using imagery in attempt to bring race into the game. Eg: <br />
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning#User:Cornholioo<br />
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I don't this is the actual RL group, just some pathetic little teen with anger issues. But still ? Should we look forward to the arrival of the KKK. Al Queda(?), Black Power, Mongrel Mob and the Care Bears ?<br />
--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 20:36, 5 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:Look just two headers above this. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 20:43, 5 August 2010 (BST)<br />
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:::Why ? - this isn't about offensive names in-game as I email those to Kevan. Its about losers spewing their race\religion hate in the wiki thinking that they have the "right to". Didnt some of pH get banned for the 9\11 phased crap in game ?<br />
:From what I gathered of the YouTube video Cornholioo posted, it does look like Combat 18 is an actual, real life neo-Nazi group. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 23:15, 5 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::They are. There was an old Louis Theroux doc on them. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 23:17, 5 August 2010 (BST)<br />
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Shall I make the Red Hand Commando's\Real IRA\Al Qeada pages now then and target any British\US based group ?--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 22:04, 5 August 2010 (BST)<br />
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{{Quote|Misanthropy|You never see that banning/punishing/shunning/etc someone based on their political beliefs is fascism itself. Freedom from fascistic forms of rule inherently means allowing people to believe what they want, and if this guy's a neo nazi, then that's his freedom to choose.}}<br />
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::::Jesus its like talking to school children. This isn't real life, this isnt a political arena, people have no politcal rights here. This is a game and what Kevan says gos.--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 22:10, 5 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::Yes it is like talking to school children. In five years has anyone ever been banned for anything other than zerging? No. Not once. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 22:16, 5 August 2010 (BST)<br />
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::::::This isn't about ingame characters (Also back in 05 I beleive offensive names were also nuked) this is about the wiki policy on HateGroups. The wiki is different to ingame as a user can contact any group or individual in a split second? and post there hate imagery\text on any page. Yet there is no policy only the rustling of paper under the false pretence any user here actually has any rights at all.. --[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 22:29, 5 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::::If it's about the wiki then you'll get nowhere, there's not a single sysop corrupt enough to ban users/groups based solely on their beliefs. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 22:32, 5 August 2010 (BST)<br />
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::::::::Well obviously thats why I'm posting here as this isn't real life so a users beliefs don't come into it, but what they post on wiki pages. Being non-white I take offense at that and the wiki administartion deosnt appear willing to act --[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 22:44, 5 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::::::We are not going to act. We're not going to ban groups based on content. [[Columbine Kids]], [[Nazi Party of Malton]], etc, etc, have not been banned, nor will this one. Yes it is offensive to people. So is the insult "faggot" but nothing has ever been done about its usage, nor about a million and one percieved wrongs. All you have to do is simply ignore the one sole user causing your offense, and he's liable to end up getting himself banned anyway, or he'll wander off due to not being given the attention he craves. Asking for the rules to be different for one group of users than for another is just wrong. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 22:49, 5 August 2010 (BST)<br />
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:::::::::I'm asking for Kevans opmnion , not yours otherwise I would have posted on your talk page.--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 22:51, 5 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::::::::::As much as we'd all love to see less hate here,... you're arguing against one of the wiki janitors,... you know, the guys who take care of this place on Kevan's behalf... -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 2}} 22:55, 5 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::::::::Yes I have seen the sterling work you perform on his behalf, however I dont think there is a difference between a) banning a user ouright (Where race hate has no place in a simple game(not real life)) and b)Or saying he id allowed his views but then have wiki administrators trolling the user with a view to entrapping him into a rant, thus leading him to his ban. I would have thought a janitors role was to be impartial and not provoke a user knowing how he will react--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 09:56, 13 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::::::::::::I agree with some of your sentiments and I understand your concern about some of the ops and their behaviour going against a role model status on the wiki- but situations like this only prove that a sysop- janitor as you say- is exactly that- a regular user with the buttons only given to those entrusted not to misuse it- it's been a long lost fact to this wiki that sysops are still regular users, and should behave as such, which is why using sysop status as a symbol of authority over another user is serious misconduct. Do I give Cornholioo a hard time? For sure, but that's not so I can just go to A/VB and force his banning- I abstain from conflict of interest situations such as his recent banning because I know that following through my pestering actions with bias as a mod is abuse. The ops aren't specifically here to be looked up to, although I still understand where you're coming from and I partially agree that Cornholioo is getting a hard time compared to any other user in terms of sysop bias. I do think it's a shame this perceived bias is being overlooked by the community just because of the user in question. I was surprised the amount of ops who said yes to his permaban, and it's worth noting that the sysops who pester and bait him the most were the ones who voted no to the perma. Typically a perma is only for someone who is literally just trying to break the wiki on a regular basis, not someone who gets baited weekly, and if that was your assessment of the vote I agree with you. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 13:30, 13 August 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Invitation==<br />
{{RIAC Invitation}}<br><br />
You know you want to find a group and join.... -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 2}} 22:57, 5 August 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Mediawiki Update (2) ==<br />
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Hey Kevan, just to let you know [[UDWiki:Administration/Policy Discussion/Update the Wiki Software (2)|this policy]] requesting a mediawiki has been passed. It asks if you can go up to 1.15.4 but the newest version (which came out while this went voting) is 1.16.0 and if you could find some time to upgrade that would be awesome. =) Thanks from us all. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 20:25, 6 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:Another note that image undeletion is enabled by default on the new software. Enabling image undeletion will increase disk usage (as "deleted" images won't really be deleted, but hidden,) so you might want to consider disabling it and keeping the status quo. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 01:12, 7 August 2010 (BST)<br />
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More then two months further and not even a response for something that maybe takes an hour. Laughable. --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 19:32, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Virus Advertisement ==<br />
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Um... Kevan, I'm not sure if it's your concern, but one of the advertisements in the UD log-in screen is probably a hacking scam.<br />
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The advertisement, for a game called "Slum City Enforcer" lead to this link http://www.iwon.com/dl/index.jhtml?theme=slumcity2&partner=ZLxdm256&spu=true&sub_id=1579&clickid=00088R0000001aolPI3qI3pBSu000000&ce_cid=00088R0000001aolPI3qI3pBSu000000<br />
When I clicked on Play Now for the game, it tried to download a trojan, which my anti-virus caught. <br />
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I really hope you can block this bad ad from Urban Dead. Thanks.<br />
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--[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] 03:18, 13 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:If I'm not mistaken, the UD site, and wiki, tend to make use of Google Ads,... which help generate profit for the site. That said, there is very little Kevan could probably do about it, aside from removing the ads themselves. That said,... that would be counter productive. I hope Kevan gets back to you though.... He probably knows more about it than what I do. -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 2}} 04:18, 13 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:: It is based on google advertisement, I used to get so much stuff for Umbrella's when I was in Umbrella and then UBCS. --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 06:00, 13 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:::The last time we were hit with malicious ads (The urbandead.org phishing site bought out the wiki sidebar) an administrator contacted the ad agency and had them remove the ads. If you're sure that this is a malicious link, file a report with [http://www.google.com/ads/adwords/ Google Ads]. You've experienced what happened, so you're best suited to explain why this is a bad link.<br />
:::Also, I spammed refresh on one of the screens that displayed ads, and this site never came up. There's a chance it's already been reported and/or expired. {{:User:Red Hawk One/sig}} 06:57, 13 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::::[http://www.siteadvisor.com/sites/iwon.com/summary/ McAfee seem to think it's okay], for a debatable value of "okay", but I've blocked it from my sites on the off-chance. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 09:34, 13 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::::: Thank you Kevan! You're awesome. --[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] 23:25, 13 August 2010 (BST)<br />
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==<s>Early August</s> Mid August.==<br />
That is all. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 10:30, 16 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:The more you bug him, the more he'll put it off!!! You're tiring him! -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 10:32, 16 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::It takes 5AP to read his talk page, and a game update is like a 500AP suicide repair.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2}} 10:33, 16 August 2010 (BST)<br />
Brilliant man.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2}} 11:45, 16 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:Pretty sure I just fucking jizzed -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 11:46, 16 August 2010 (BST)<br />
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/thread -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 11:46, 16 August 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Because I can't think of another place to put it ==<br />
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I am formally lodging a complaint that this game, the city of malton and this wiki, have a decidedly and unfair British/English/insert other term Bias in terms of names, time, spelling, ect.--[[User:Mikalos209|Mikalos209]] 01:19, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:If the fact that Kevan, the servers, and the town Malton are all based in england, counts as "unfair", then I guess you're right!!! -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig3}} 01:22, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::I have other ''Complaints'' as well but they are trivial or realistic mostly. And yes that is the exact problem, we should remedy this somehow.--[[User:Mikalos209|Mikalos209]] 01:24, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:::By buying Kevan new servers and a new house? {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 01:25, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:::: Nonsense we will just begin housing them with you Mis. --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 01:27, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::We could house him in say, Australia.--[[User:Mikalos209|Mikalos209]] 01:28, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::::::I dunno I like the idea of moving him to Ireland with me. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 01:30, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::::::: I don't know Mikalos has a point, lets send him and the servers to Australia, then when Grim throws his next coup he literally can just walk away with the hardware :D --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 01:34, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::::::::Grim lives in Australia?--[[User:Mikalos209|Mikalos209]] 01:37, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::::::::: [[User:DanceDanceRevolution/sandpit/quotepit#grim|This seems relevant]] --{{User:The Colonel/Sig}} 01:39, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::::::::::Just as I learn this, I read that the current PM of Australia has suggested that, after the Queen dies, Australia should change into a republic. That might complicate things such as moving for unknown reasons.--[[User:Mikalos209|Mikalos209]] 01:43, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::::::::So grim is trying to enact a coup on all Australia. Wow. Good effort. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 10:25, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::::::::::::So the problem still exists, Im afraid if this problem is not rectified soon, i will have to start a demonstration against this unfair and obvious pro-English bias. And furthermore, why is the entire encyclopedia, besides certain pages, in English and not zombie languages? While the English language bias?--[[User:Mikalos209|Mikalos209]] 02:49, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::::::::::::Grim is Julia Gillard.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2}} 19:43, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
Malton is in South Africa and/or Hell. /thread. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 05:59, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:I would like to lodge a complaint that Kevan has not hand delivered crumpets to me. --[[User:Karloth_vois|Karloth Vois]] <sup>[[¯\(°_o)/¯]]</sup> 19:41, 18 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::I have a complaint about the city organization... to the effect that the city is a perfect square... which is awkward; followed by the lack of a obvious pre-outbreak structure from while the city was operated from; followed by a lack of any buildings for the leadership and organization of the numerous civil service operations. I Herby make a official complaint of poor construction and city planning. --[[User:Mikalos209|Mikalos209]] 23:53, 19 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:::The city isn't square. We're just in the quarantined portion of a much larger city. The quarantined portion is square. Also, what of all the fire stations, police departments, and the like? And those named buildings aren't just for big business, I'm guessing. I'm willing to bet that quite a few of them housed government and civil operations of varying sorts. Everything seems in order to me (well, aside from the zombies, of course). {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 00:32, 20 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::::the suburbs are very squarish then >.> because they cant be just simple quarantine inventions. and yet the way the city if ordered, it seems likely there would be a governmental structure in the confines of quarantine malton.--[[User:Mikalos209|Mikalos209]] 00:35, 20 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::What I wonder is why are there so many Necrotech buildings? You would think they would have just made one centralized Necrotech facility instead of having 211 different offices around the city. Oh well, too late to fix now.--[[User:E Gadus|E Gadus]] 01:38, 20 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::::::There are vast tracks of empty land as well, for no real reason. From what I've looked at, the closest thing to a single NT main complex is that area with... what, 2 or 3 right next to eachother? <br />
::I want a pony {{User:Louise/PCatSig}} 09:37, 20 August 2010 (BST)<br />
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also, the quarantine has been going on for 5 years, what the hells the military doing? better question, they were fine with locking us in, and not caring after that; why not just carpet bomb the place >.>--[[User:Mikalos209|Mikalos209]] 01:42, 20 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:Because that would be a shit game.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2}} 10:27, 20 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::Also [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100623052151/deadrising/images/6/60/EndingF.jpg this] would happen.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 08:29, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::: Huzzah for dead rsising refrences--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 17:14, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::Yeah I can't help but think about UD when I'm playing that. They have so many similarities excluding the zombie type.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 02:42, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Nonsense! If you wanted someone to bomb the game, we can always send Yon to the Mycock Building! xD --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 16:31, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:: I still reckon he should enter the beauty pagent. He ticks all the boxes. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 17:08, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:There are two reasons the military doesn't bomb the place:<br />
:#They still have hope. Their first priority has always been that absolutely nothing gets out, but, perhaps, the survivors inside will win out, a permanent cure will be found (so that the virus won't lay dormant in the living, only to restart the outbreak upon their death), and everyone can go home, happy and alive. Saves the government the bad PR of 6598 murders, too.<br />
:#Suppose <country> decides to invade Brittan. The British would lose a large amount of soldiers. They would be forced to send most of the guards around Malton to help fight off <country>. With insufficient guards, the border would be breached, and a zombie apocalypse would occur. Therefore, <country> decides not to invade Brittan, and Malton serves as an valuable asset.<br />
:--{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 06:52, 15 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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==In death, the city stirs. Its borders still locked down after a sudden government quarantine four years ago==<br />
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Surely Its Five Years now? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 16:46, 13 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Thanks --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 14:51, 30 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== So, you gonna sue a bitch? ==<br />
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[http://www.sears.com/shc/s/dap_10153_12605_DAP_Zombian?i_cntr=1287789714180 Sears seems to have stolen the UD Zed language]... unless you stole it from someone else. --{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 00:27, 23 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Screenshot<br />
::[[Image:Sears Rattle.png|250px]]<br />
:--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 00:34, 23 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:It's free advertising. People see it, remember it from that one game they played years back, and give it another shot. I just wish they had better grammar and spelling. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 00:50, 23 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::Is this the way we all sound when speaking Zamgrh? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frmz5ONbX00 --{{User:Vapor/sig}} 01:03, 23 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::No, we speak much more tenaciously. Imagine you cut out someone's tongue, they just got back from the hospital and are threatening to fuse you with a banana. MAH ZAMBAH AM GANNA G!B GAA! RAN, HARMAN! RAN!!! --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 01:18, 23 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::I love the "free advertising" argument that people make when it relates to copyright law. How exactly does this relate to free advertising for Urban Dead? I don't see the connection that would link people to the site, aside from previous players. --{{User:Akule/sig}} 20:41, 23 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Technically, Sears' zombies are more capable of speech than UD's, since they can apparently use the letter "e". {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 04:26, 23 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Where's Akule when you need him?--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 19:27, 23 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::I think he should send a letter. In zambah. Zeaze ah dahzahz --[[User:Karloth_vois|Karloth Vois]] <sup>[[¯\(°_o)/¯]]</sup> 19:49, 23 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::The short version: No. Kevan probably wouldn't win a copyright lawsuit with Sears over the zombie language. He could also try and argue trademark infringement over the use of the language, but he wouldn't win that either. Effectively, you cannot copyright a language. --{{User:Akule/sig}} 20:41, 23 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::Meh. We should just organize a siege against Sears. Ambarga, anahahn? --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:28, 24 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::I have considered, in earnest, protesting in front of Sears. In Zombie makeup. With a sign: Nah Zarz! {{User:Vapor/sig}} 05:41, 24 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::But you can sue over plagiarism. {{User:Claude Garrison/Sig}}16:56, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::Unless they sue Kevan first for [[Sears Auto Repair]] in [[Tollyton]]... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:15, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::But its not plagiarism though. They copied a language, and languages can't by copyrighted, trademarked, ect... Because its considered fact, you can't claim ownership over something that becomes a fact. Really the only things he could trademark or copyright would be the name "Zombie Rattle" just like Paramount has "Klingon" trademarked and copyrighted. The language however, can be used wherever, just as long as it isn't called Klingon. Clearly Sears has deemed to call it Zombian. Somebody with wiki-fu should goto the real wiki and make an entry on the language. --{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 17:48, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::Zamgrh isn't well known enough yet for those circumstances. Thusly it should be cited somewhere on the website where the idea came from. Talking in the likeness of Zamgrh without credit where it is due, because it is not common knowledge, is just like plagiarizing someone elses' thoughts in a research paper. EDIT: Aaaand they added a link at the bottom. WINNAR! {{User:Claude Garrison/Sig}}04:24, 26 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::No. In this case, it is not plagiarism. I will continue the discussion over [[UDWiki:Open Discussion/Copyright, Citations, and Attributions#Discussion_2|here]], so we stop spamming Kevan's page. --{{User:Akule/sig}} 00:37, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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:I assume it's just a web designer who plays or used to play Urban Dead and thought it would make a good in-joke for any Malton zombies who were reading. If it was a flagship TV campaign with an in-house "learn to speak zombian" page and iPhone app, then yes, it would start to look like poor form, but this is just a single easter egg page on a much larger website, isn't it? --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 17:34, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::Not really. This is a full-scale marketing campaign by an large multinational aiming at getting a profit out of the current zombie craze in western culture, in correspondence with the upcoming Halloween. It's been getting attention on numerous blogs throughout the interweb, it has it's own twitter account. This isn't just an "easter egg". The zombie language was likely googled btw. --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 17:48, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::zombieshopper is on [http://www.youtube.com/user/zombieshopper YouTube] as well. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:51, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::That vid alone got 70.000 views? Pfff. We need credit for "Zombian" :( --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 17:53, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::Their main zombie site actually links to us you know. [http://www.sears.com/shc/s/dap_10153_12605_DAP_Zombie?origin=zeta Click], scroll down, click "Learn Zombian Mrh?" --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 18:00, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::::They didn't link us until after the Twitter update pointing to the zombie lexicon guide. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:05, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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I would just like to say that I used to work for Sears (In a ''mall,'' for God's sake) and this is the most awesome thing ever. Also, I'm putting together another Escape for Christmas. I know we couldn't talk you into letting us out the first time, but I still had a LOT of fun. Yours in retail, [[User:CaptainVideo|Captain Video]] 07:16, 28 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Happy Halloween! ==<br />
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Thanks for the masks and defilement, they're great! --[[User:Karloth_vois|Karloth Vois]] <sup>[[¯\(°_o)/¯]]</sup> 13:58, 29 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Is defile meant to cost 0AP? Because at the moment, I can just keep using it to find out what the message says by cycling it until I've seen all the characters.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature3}} 15:18, 29 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Where's my snow?!!==<br />
It's December, and snowing here. Where's the snow in Malton? -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 3}} 04:21, 1 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:It's been December for all of four and a bit hours. Settle, petal. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 04:23, 1 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:You insensitive clod. Some of us rarely get white Christmases, and the snow in Malton just serves as a bitter reminder of the fact that we only see the stuff once every 10 years. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 04:46, 1 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Normally happens mid december. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 10:27, 1 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Try never. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 11:54, 1 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::That's assuming global warming hasn't ruined everything. ;) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 16:49, 1 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::No,... the zeds have lowered the biggest source of global warming. Thanks... -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 3}} 23:52, 2 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
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It is now officially the 2<sup>nd</sup> of December.... Where's my snow? -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 3}} 23:52, 2 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Shut the fuck up. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 00:45, 3 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Bit of an overreaction--[[User:E Gadus|E Gadus]] 18:36, 3 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::I'd say so. -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 3}} 22:59, 3 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
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It's now the 3<sup>rd</sup> of december. I want to build a snowman,... the game is lacking now. :( -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 3}} 22:59, 3 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Stop pestering Kevan for the snow! For all we know, Kevan might want to incorporate global warming into the game! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:03, 3 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Your annoying him will not change his decision or priorities one bit. First and last warning to stop, poodle. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 00:04, 4 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
::What you going to do about it if I come back tomorrow? -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 3}} 00:15, 4 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Try your luck on vandal banning for spamming our wiki's ent. I don't care if you do it again but you'll have to try your luck there. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 06:51, 4 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
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One particular Christmas season, a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip. But there were problems. Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves just weren't working out.<br />
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Things got worse when Mrs. Claus told him her mother was coming to visit. Then, when he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth. Two others had jumped the fence and were out carousing, heaven knows where.<br />
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When he went to load the sleigh, one of the side boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground, scattering the toys. Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey, but when he opened the cupboard, he discovered the elves had apparently had a party, and there was nothing left to drink.<br />
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Just as he accidentally dropped the coffee pot, breaking it in hundreds of little pieces and splashing coffee on his suit, the doorbell rang.<br />
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Santa opened the door, cursing beneath his breath, And there stood a beautiful little angel with an enormous, perfectly shaped Christmas tree. "Merry Christmas Santa," the angel said. "Isn't it just a lovely day to be alive? Look! I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"<br />
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Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Does anyone else have any other stories about how other traditions have come to be? -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 3}} 15:54, 6 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> Not the place for your antics Poodle. --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|10px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''(Thad)eous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|10px]]</span> <sup><span style="color:Maroon">'''[[User:MisterGame|Talk]]'''</span></sup> 17:19, 6 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
::But what if it includes a munchkin and a shillelagh? What then huh? At least I didn't ask for snow again.... oh! Wait.... But no,... seriously... there'll be no more of my shinanigans... I'm done... -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 3}} 17:44, 6 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::What purpose do you serve again? {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 18:09, 6 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::He makes an excellent in-game target. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 19:08, 6 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::Prove it! -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 3}} 23:02, 6 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans." --{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 20:39, 6 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::I bet you were expecting the very next reply to say it. I like to break expectations. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 20:42, 6 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::Aichon and his shenanigans... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 21:49, 6 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::And I'll reinerate the fact that there are munchkin bearing shillelagh around..... Still no snow I see... -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 3}} 23:02, 6 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::::Enough with the snow! Please, just shut your trap! The snow will come when it comes. If it doesn't consider it as a sign on global warming! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:04, 6 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::::I'll make you a deal.... If you say you like munchkins bearing shillelaghs, I'll quit, right now, no questions asked. -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 3}} 23:25, 6 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Dear Kevan==<br />
Some users on the wiki would like [[Snow]] this year. <br />
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I believe I've made this point clear, and as such will be taking anyone else who spams your page about this to arbitration.<br />
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Thanks, --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 23:08, 6 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:But what about my munchkin bearing shillelaghs? What are you going to do about that? Arbitrate away my shillelagh beaten friend,... I refuse to give up. -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 3}} 23:22, 6 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::I'd like to make a wish for [[Escape II|Escape]] this Christmas. Please. -[[User:CaptainVideo|Captain Video]] 02:25, 8 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Apparently...==<br />
...[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1321606 Someone] doesn't like you, Kevan. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:37, 8 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:That made me lol. Much like [[:Image:Zombie strike.jpg|this]]. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 23:45, 8 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Mosques==<br />
Why are there no Mosques in Malton ? I'd expect any UK city\towo to have one , even Tonbridge Wells.--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 23:50, 12 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:There are also no synagogues, jinjas, fire temples, gurdwaras, pathis, basilicas or cathedrals. Point? {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 00:03, 13 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Why yes there are no cathedrals... [[:Category:Cathedrals|*cough*]] --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 00:04, 13 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
::[[:Category:Cathedrals|>.>]] -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 00:05, 13 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Rest of the list still stands. {{Grr}} {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 00:10, 13 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::The rest of the list is a [[Suggestions/RejectedDecember2006#Other_religions|Rejected Dupe]]. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:46, 13 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Why has no one mentioned that this suggestion belongs on [[Developing Suggestions]], especially with the topic of Kevan's rules of his talk page so fresh on so many minds? {{User:Vapor/sig}} 00:31, 13 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:It's not a suggestion but a question. I'm curious as to why Malton is prochristian and there is no place for the children of Islam to gather.--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 00:35, 13 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Because if Kevan took the time to program enough different religious buildings to satisfy the diverse population who play, there would be either too many religious buildings in the city, or very very few of each type (making them mere novelties). It makes a large degree of sense to stick to one type, and that type being the one adhered to by 72% of the population again makes sense. Plus, post-zombie, is religion really a major issue over sheer survival? {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 00:44, 13 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::There is a Mosque of Pluto in [[New Baghdad]].--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 01:16, 13 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Enough to make a [[Religion|page]] on it! -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 02:44, 13 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Who needs to deal with the crap that competing religions bring? I can just see the graffiti campaigns, and resulting whinges, now [[Image:Icon rolleyes.gif]] <small>-- <span style="text-shadow: #bbb 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em">[[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 06:11 13 December 2010 (BST)</span></small><br />
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== Policy Discussion about User talk:Kevan ==<br />
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Should have brought that to your attention earlier, but there's [[UDWiki:Administration/Policy Discussion/Better Protection for User talk: Kevan|a policy discussion going on regarding your talk page]].<br />
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It would make the rules on top of your talk page directly enforceable wiki rules. I.e., things like the [[User_talk:Kevan#Where.27s_my_snow.3F.21.21|snow spamming]] by Poodle of Doom would be treated as vandalism leading to warnings and bans. They can't be treated as such by now, as talk page rules need to be individually enforced by taking each individual violator to Arbitration first. (Which you could theoretically do, but which wouldn't be feasible looking at the time you spend on this wiki.)<br />
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Think it would be useful to know what you think of that proposal and how strictly you feel about seeing your talk page rules enforced. --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 12:05, 18 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Thanks, but no, don't worry about it. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 10:54, 22 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Virus Ad ==<br />
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[[User:7dsddddddd|7dsddddddd]] 00:21, 31 December 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Blocked on the off-chance. Don't forget to report these to Google as well. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 15:02, 2 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== Update the wiki software, again ==<br />
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[[UDWiki:Administration/Policy Discussion/Update the Wiki Software (2)]]<br />
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Was passed six months back. Would be very muchly appreciated if you could update the software to the latest version. <br />
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Image undeletion is enabled by default, which you may want to disable (takes up a lot of diskspace.)<br />
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Thanks. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 13:59, 6 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== A Request RE: Threaded Discussions ==<br />
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Hi Kevan!<br />
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As you may or may not know, I work for the Wikimedia Foundation as a features/product/interface designer. You may have heard of our flagship product, Wikipedia.<br />
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In the coming weeks, we're going to be rolling up a new type of threaded discussion system as a pilot. I am interested in seeing how the extension is received and used "in the wild" and was wondering if you'd be willing to run a pilot when the software is ready? I am asking now because our process for managing this type of stuff is pretty glacial but hopefully we'll be running around the end of Q1.<br />
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The system is currently deployed on some of our smaller wikis and tool systems (also places like translatewiki.org) and is called "Liquid Threads" (the version that exists on the svn repository is . . . outdated). <br />
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My current rough design [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/User:Jorm_(WMF)/LQT-Redesign-v2 can be found here]. It will be moved into the main namespace later when I'm finished with the document.<br />
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Installing this extension will require an upgrade of your wiki to version 1.17 (due to be release in late January, currently), but that's okay since this version won't be available until February at the earliest.<br />
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Later iterations of this software will likely include such wonderful things as reputation systems and similar community-oriented elements.<br />
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(Also, there was a security update; you should update to at least 1.16.1).<br />
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Thanks!--[[User:Jorm|jorm]] 05:20, 13 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== Atom Zombie Smasher ==<br />
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http://www.blendogames.com/atomzombiesmasher/ - this looks awfully familiar --[[User:Duke Garland|<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>]] [[User:Duke Garland/BHW|<nowiki>[</nowiki>]][[User talk:Duke Garland|talk]][[Signature Race|<nowiki>]</nowiki>]] 07:48, 26 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
:So not only has he not mentioned Kevan anywhere on the page, he's charging for it? -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 10:50, 26 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
::Familiar to what exactly? That it has zombies? --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 11:04, 26 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::My dear thad, Kevan has made other zombie games than just Urban Dead. Perhaps you should look at his website sometime. I'd recommend his 24 Dreaming. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 11:54, 26 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::NO! Catfishing will always be Kevan's opus. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 02:22, 27 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::[http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/ @Thad]. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 15:24, 26 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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==Zerg Alert!==<br />
Kevan, I'm not sure if you've noticed them by now, but Malton is currently overrun by a new zerg army, as you can see in these screenshots: [http://iamscott.net/1296177195491.html][http://iamscott.net/1296177185355.html][http://iamscott.net/1296177963995.html][http://iamscott.net/1296178012904.html][http://iamscott.net/1296178022237.html]. Now the ones in these screenshots aren't the only ones. A search on the Profile Database list [http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php?name=wutz**** over 50 pages of possible zergs], most of them created in just the last two days, with a bunch more created earlier this month. I believe this massive zerg army deserves your immediate attention. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:54, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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Kevan, I broke the search on the profile database into smaller parts. [http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php?name=wutz1****][http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php?name=wutz2****][http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php?name=wutz3****][http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php?name=wutz4****][http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php?name=wutz5****][http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php?name=wutz6****][http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php?name=wutz7****][http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php?name=wutz8****][http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php?name=wutz9****] I did the math. There's a total of 2048 of these wutz zergs. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:01, 29 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
:''<small>Further discussion moved to [[User talk:Wutz|Talk:Wutz]]</small>'' <small>-- <span style="text-shadow: #bbb 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em">[[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 00:12 31 January 2011 (BST)</span></small><br />
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== TOS ==<br />
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Just a quick question. Do you care about people on the wiki here following your server host's TOS? It appears that people on the wiki just don't generally care, don't want to implement it because it will be too much "work" or is blowing it off simply because you haven't come down with god-law stating that you would like your property protected. It's probably important that you chime in on the [[UDWiki:Administration/Policy_Discussion/Terms_of_Service|Policy Discussion]] of your feelings on the subject, considering it ultimately affects you and your wallet and not us.--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 03:39, 15 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== Stealth Radio Update? ==<br />
I've been seeing a fair bit of notes like "27.55 MHz: *crash* *static* *silence* (20 hours and 8 minutes ago)" - is this somebody using the radio, or a radio being broken? My impression (from the lack of quotes and italics) is the later. {{User:Swiers/Sig}} 22:35, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
:I believe this was part of an official update months (years?) ago. Just stared playing recently again? --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 22:42, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
:The latter. This has been in place for quite some time now. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 22:43, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
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==No. Way.==<br />
You know what, you should probably update the wiki software soon. Hang on! You have. I'll go hijack that street party I saw being organised. --[[User:Rosslessness|Rosslessness]] 09:24, 21 April 2011 (BST)<br />
:\o/ {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 10:28, 21 April 2011 (BST)<br />
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I hate to throw more work at you but, now that the wiki is updated, I was wondering if you might be able to implement [[UDWiki:Administration/Policy Discussion/Semi-protection|this policy]] at some point. It's simply a matter of setting <code>$wgAutoConfirmCount = 25;</code> and <code>$wgAutoConfirmAge = 3600*168;</code>. Obviously it's in no way urgent, but it would be appreciated if it could be added when you have time.--{{User:The General/sig}} 10:46, 21 April 2011 (BST)<br />
:Aye. While we're at it, the other updates [[UDWiki:Administration/Policy Discussion/Update the Wiki Software (2)|here]] would be great, as well. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 15:17, 27 April 2011 (BST)<br />
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Way to go Kevan, improving everything broke my userpage. What a jerk. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev#Buildings_Update_Danger_Maps|maps 2.0?!]]</font></sup></small> 11:07, 21 April 2011 (BST)<br />
:Broke my sig too. Such is life [[User:Boxy|Boxy]]<br />
FANTASTIC! Thank you! -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 11:27, 21 April 2011 (BST)<br />
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Epic.--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="stealthexternallink">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 13:50, 21 April 2011 (BST)<br />
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Pretty. =3 -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 17:23, 21 April 2011 (BST)<br />
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THANKS KEVAN. --{{User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Sig}} 22:13, 21 April 2011 (BST)<br />
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==The End Times?==<br />
Since the beginning of April survivor numbers have been in a terminal decline. It seems to have stabilized now at around 80% zombies and 20% survivors, but its still a little alarming. Of course with such a small sample of data its impossible to say anything conclusively, but you might want to keep your eyes on this and act (or nod approvingly) if it reaches a critical mass. --[[User:Zaruthustra|Zaruthustra]]<sup>Still a Mod in His Mind</sup> 04:41, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:No way. its fun atm as a survivor. 80/20 is how it should be. DON'T CHANGE A THING KEVAN :( -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 05:40, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::yup. please don't. finely it's a zombie apocalypse with Christmas trees --&nbsp;[[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|link=User:Sexualharrison|16px]] &nbsp; <small> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]]&nbsp;&nbsp;</small><small>06:08, 7 May 2011 (utc)</small><br />
80/20 is fine with me. I'm just saying we might have problems if it reaches 100/0. Or not. After all Kevan has often said he would let UD play itself out. --[[User:Zaruthustra|Zaruthustra]]<sup>Still a Mod in His Mind</sup> 06:30, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:I kinda doubt the players will let it get that bad. What significant little they can do.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev#Buildings_Update_Danger_Maps|maps 2.0?!]]</font></sup></small> 07:15, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::I'm seeing evidence that some of these Dead zombies are zerg alts. I wouldn't mind seeing a zombie takeover, but I would if the game were to be ended by a mass zerg onslaught.--{{User:Mallrat/sig}} 14:08, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::Yeah, it's always the zerg accusation when we put the destruction on the city. It's certainly not being able to draw on a huge userbase to bring in overwhelming numbers of zombies led by a crew who has been doing the zombie horde thing for years. That couldn't possibly be it. No, it has to be three people at most with a fuckton of alternate accounts. That's clearly the only way this could be happening. --<span style="font-size:xx-small; letter-spacing: -2px; text-shadow: #cc4444 1px 1px 10px">[[File:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!|link=User:Laughing Man]][[User:ShaqFu|<span style="color:#FF0018">&#124;</span>]][[User:Katthew|<span style="color:#33DD33">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#FF0048">&#124;</span>]][[User:SprCobra|<span style="color:#FF0060">&#124;</span>]][[User:Laughing Man|<span style="color:#FF0078">&#124;</span>]][[User:Revenant|<span style="color:#FF0090">&#124;</span>]][[User:underisk|<span style="color:#FF00A8">&#124;</span>]][[User:I WARNED YOU ABOUT TEMPLATES BRO|<span style="color:#FF00C0">&#124;</span>]][[User:DeRathi|<span style="color:#FF00D8">&#124;</span>]][[User:DerpDerp|<span style="color:#FF00F0">&#124;</span>]][[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|<span style="color:#FF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Sykic|<span style="color:#E700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Vaporware|<span style="color:#CF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Nubis |<span style="color:#9F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Riseabove|<span style="color:#8700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Teehee McGee |<span style="color:#6F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Anothergenericzombie|<span style="color:#5700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#0048ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Mortimer Wiley|<span style="color:#0044DD">&#124;</span>]][[User:Deadone|<span style="color:#3F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:woland37|<span style="color:#2700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Colbear|<span style="color:#0000dd">&#124;</span>]][[User:Oh no!|<span style="color:#27ff00">&#124;</span>]]</span> 14:22, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::And are you going to show this "evidence"? I see people claim we're cheating all the time, yet not a single one has ever put forward ANY sort of evidence, just assumptions, speculation, and outright lies. It just makes them, and you, look like a bunch of whiny manchildren who just can't admit that they're losing to a superior force. Deal with it. --<span style="font-size:xx-small; letter-spacing: -2px; text-shadow: #cc4444 1px 1px 10px">[[File:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!|link=User:Sykic]][[User:ShaqFu|<span style="color:#FF0018">&#124;</span>]][[User:Katthew|<span style="color:#33DD33">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#FF0048">&#124;</span>]][[User:SprCobra|<span style="color:#FF0060">&#124;</span>]][[User:Laughing Man|<span style="color:#FF0078">&#124;</span>]][[User:Revenant|<span style="color:#FF0090">&#124;</span>]][[User:underisk|<span style="color:#FF00A8">&#124;</span>]][[User:I WARNED YOU ABOUT TEMPLATES BRO|<span style="color:#FF00C0">&#124;</span>]][[User:DeRathi|<span style="color:#FF00D8">&#124;</span>]][[User:DerpDerp|<span style="color:#FF00F0">&#124;</span>]][[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|<span style="color:#FF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Sykic|<span style="color:#E700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Vaporware|<span style="color:#CF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Nubis |<span style="color:#9F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Riseabove|<span style="color:#8700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Teehee McGee |<span style="color:#6F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Anothergenericzombie|<span style="color:#5700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#0048ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Mortimer Wiley|<span style="color:#0044DD">&#124;</span>]][[User:Deadone|<span style="color:#3F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:woland37|<span style="color:#2700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Colbear|<span style="color:#0000dd">&#124;</span>]][[User:Oh no!|<span style="color:#27ff00">&#124;</span>]]</span> 15:21, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::In a group your size though, it isn't beyond possibility that there's a couple of zergers kicking about. Same with all groups really. Also, zombie apocalypses without zombies are boring, it's high time you guys came back to smash stuff up. =p -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 15:49, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::If that's true then why does anyone feel it's worth mentioning? It's just a shitty coping tactic to help them feel better about being beaten. Their death isn't their own fault! The dead use zergs and how can they compete with unfair tactics like that! [[Image:Abloobloobloo.gif]] --<span style="font-size:xx-small; letter-spacing: -2px; text-shadow: #cc4444 1px 1px 10px">[[File:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!|link=User:Underisk]][[User:ShaqFu|<span style="color:#FF0018">&#124;</span>]][[User:Katthew|<span style="color:#33DD33">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#FF0048">&#124;</span>]][[User:SprCobra|<span style="color:#FF0060">&#124;</span>]][[User:Laughing Man|<span style="color:#FF0078">&#124;</span>]][[User:Revenant|<span style="color:#FF0090">&#124;</span>]][[User:underisk|<span style="color:#FF00A8">&#124;</span>]][[User:I WARNED YOU ABOUT TEMPLATES BRO|<span style="color:#FF00C0">&#124;</span>]][[User:DeRathi|<span style="color:#FF00D8">&#124;</span>]][[User:DerpDerp|<span style="color:#FF00F0">&#124;</span>]][[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|<span style="color:#FF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Sykic|<span style="color:#E700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Vaporware|<span style="color:#CF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Nubis |<span style="color:#9F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Riseabove|<span style="color:#8700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Teehee McGee |<span style="color:#6F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Anothergenericzombie|<span style="color:#5700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#0048ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Mortimer Wiley|<span style="color:#0044DD">&#124;</span>]][[User:Deadone|<span style="color:#3F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:woland37|<span style="color:#2700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Colbear|<span style="color:#0000dd">&#124;</span>]][[User:Oh no!|<span style="color:#27ff00">&#124;</span>]]</span> 16:21, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::^ Do people actually still play this game when the dead aren't around?? -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 16:27, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::::They do, but its a lot less fun. I for one welcome the zombpocolayps. --[[User:Rosslessness|Rosslessness]] 16:30, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::There's a big difference between saying there may be a few zerg accounts, and flat out saying you have evidence of zergs. Yeah, sure, there MAY be a few dishonest members in a group our size. MAY. I could also say there MAY be zergs in The Fortress, or the DHPD, or the ACC. I'm not saying I have evidence of it, just that it may be possible, which makes it nothing more than speculation. Now, if someone says they have evidence AND they present it, that's a totally different story. If he gives us some solid evidence then it wouldn't be a problem. Unfortunately, as of yet, no-one has. --<span style="font-size:xx-small; letter-spacing: -2px; text-shadow: #cc4444 1px 1px 10px">[[File:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!|link=User:Sykic]][[User:ShaqFu|<span style="color:#FF0018">&#124;</span>]][[User:Katthew|<span style="color:#33DD33">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#FF0048">&#124;</span>]][[User:SprCobra|<span style="color:#FF0060">&#124;</span>]][[User:Laughing Man|<span style="color:#FF0078">&#124;</span>]][[User:Revenant|<span style="color:#FF0090">&#124;</span>]][[User:underisk|<span style="color:#FF00A8">&#124;</span>]][[User:I WARNED YOU ABOUT TEMPLATES BRO|<span style="color:#FF00C0">&#124;</span>]][[User:DeRathi|<span style="color:#FF00D8">&#124;</span>]][[User:DerpDerp|<span style="color:#FF00F0">&#124;</span>]][[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|<span style="color:#FF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Sykic|<span style="color:#E700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Vaporware|<span style="color:#CF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Nubis |<span style="color:#9F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Riseabove|<span style="color:#8700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Teehee McGee |<span style="color:#6F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Anothergenericzombie|<span style="color:#5700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#0048ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Mortimer Wiley|<span style="color:#0044DD">&#124;</span>]][[User:Deadone|<span style="color:#3F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:woland37|<span style="color:#2700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Colbear|<span style="color:#0000dd">&#124;</span>]][[User:Oh no!|<span style="color:#27ff00">&#124;</span>]]</span> 17:04, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::In all fairness the DHPD have been caught zerging before. Don't now about ACC. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev#Buildings_Update_Danger_Maps|maps 2.0?!]]</font></sup></small> 21:12, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::::ACC had a zerging case around the turn of the year, and about their leader no less. Great fun has been had by PKers hunting them down for that. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 21:22, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::Having seen IRC transcripts and the like featuring members of The Dead and The Globetrotters, it looks to me like there really are just a giant boat load of them. While they may have an alt or two, there is so much city and so many of them that they would not need to bunch them up to decimate it. Stopping them before they get bored would take a “divine act” and I would rather die by zombie than live in a Malton where such an act could happen. Is it hard to be a survivor now? Yes! But remember…The Chinese character for “OH MY GOD THEY ARE GOING TO EAT US ALL!” is the same as the character for “opportunity” (Disclaimer: I do not speak Chinese). This event gives us a chance to place things in their proper context: gallant, tragic, or foolishly oblivious survivors versus the mindless hungry zombies who want to eat them, instead of the other bulls#!t we usually formulate to give us a reason to get mad at each other.--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} 21:48, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::::personally I find people that multi abuse just as bad as zergers--&nbsp;[[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|link=User:Sexualharrison| HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS! | 16px]] &nbsp; <small> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]]&nbsp;&nbsp;</small><small>21:53, 7 May 2011 (utc)</small><br />
::::::::Stop sucking up to The Dead, you cowards. These frat boys are shotgunning Coors Light and pissing on my text-based parade. Give them the wiki, Kevan, but not Malton! --{{User:Paddy Dignam/sig}} 22:14, 7 May 2011 (BST) <br />
:::::::::No, give them Malton, leave the wiki for us!--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="stealthexternallink">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 22:48, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::::::Sucking up to the dead? Maybe it wouldn't seem like that if we "likers" of the dead didn't have to be compared to amount of people QQing over them. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 01:58, 8 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::::Holy shit look at this Al guy, he's posting like he actually knows what he's talking about. Come, gather round, children, let me tell you of a wonderous place, a place known as "Something Awful."<br />
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:::::::So yeah, there really is just a "giant boat load" of us. We don't need to zerg because we have a user base large enough to avoid such things. --<span style="font-size:xx-small; letter-spacing: -2px; text-shadow: #cc4444 1px 1px 10px">[[File:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!|link=User:Sykic]][[User:ShaqFu|<span style="color:#FF0018">&#124;</span>]][[User:Katthew|<span style="color:#33DD33">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#FF0048">&#124;</span>]][[User:SprCobra|<span style="color:#FF0060">&#124;</span>]][[User:Laughing Man|<span style="color:#FF0078">&#124;</span>]][[User:Revenant|<span style="color:#FF0090">&#124;</span>]][[User:underisk|<span style="color:#FF00A8">&#124;</span>]][[User:I WARNED YOU ABOUT TEMPLATES BRO|<span style="color:#FF00C0">&#124;</span>]][[User:DeRathi|<span style="color:#FF00D8">&#124;</span>]][[User:DerpDerp|<span style="color:#FF00F0">&#124;</span>]][[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|<span style="color:#FF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Sykic|<span style="color:#E700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Vaporware|<span style="color:#CF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Nubis |<span style="color:#9F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Riseabove|<span style="color:#8700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Teehee McGee |<span style="color:#6F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Anothergenericzombie|<span style="color:#5700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#0048ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Mortimer Wiley|<span style="color:#0044DD">&#124;</span>]][[User:Deadone|<span style="color:#3F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:woland37|<span style="color:#2700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Colbear|<span style="color:#0000dd">&#124;</span>]][[User:Oh no!|<span style="color:#27ff00">&#124;</span>]]</span> 22:22, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::::This is all really silly. I know for a fact that the Dead have made a point to prevent any of their members (new or old) from zerging. There are many reasons to criticise the goons. Zerg accusations are not one of them.--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="stealthexternallink">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 22:48, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
What I would humbly suggest is coming over to [http://hellrising.com Hell Rising]. Though our numbers are near-infinitely lower than UD, the "races" are usually much more balanced in terms of ranks, and it's just generally a more fun game with more and better features. Plus, the administrator of the game actively discusses said with the user base, and suggestions can be made directly to him via the forum. The record for a turnaround from suggestion to in-game feature is about an hour. If you don't mind searching for prey (at our peak, we had about 500 ''active'' players in one day) then I'd suggest co-- '''*gets struck by a bolt of lightning*''' -- <font face="helvetica">[[User:Amazing|Amazing]]‽ <small>([[Hell_Rising|UD + WTF = HR]])</small></font> 18:01, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:Thanks for the <s>shameless plug</s> offer amazing, but Hell Rising sucks big fat donkey balls. --[[User:Karloth_vois|Karloth Vois]] <sup>[[¯\(°_o)/¯]]</sup> 21:07, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::edit confick! i would also but vampires are hella gay--&nbsp;[[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|link=User:Sexualharrison| HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS! | 16px]] &nbsp; <small> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]]&nbsp;&nbsp;</small><small>21:08, 7 May 2011 (utc)</small><br />
:::"30 Days of Night" vampires, not "omg he's such an old soul" vampries. -- <font face="helvetica">[[User:Amazing|Amazing]]‽ <small>([[Hell_Rising|UD + WTF = HR]])</small></font> 22:42, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::D'oh, you saw through my non-existant veil and discovered the not-at-all-secret agenda! :O -- <font face="helvetica">[[User:Amazing|Amazing]]‽ <small>([[Hell_Rising|UD + WTF = HR]])</small></font> 22:42, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:This is a terrible game for terrible people, so the average UD player will love it. Have at it, you trenchcoating yiffmasters. --<span style="font-size:xx-small; letter-spacing: -2px; text-shadow: #cc4444 1px 1px 10px">[[File:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!|link=User:Laughing Man]][[User:ShaqFu|<span style="color:#FF0018">&#124;</span>]][[User:Katthew|<span style="color:#33DD33">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#FF0048">&#124;</span>]][[User:SprCobra|<span style="color:#FF0060">&#124;</span>]][[User:Laughing Man|<span style="color:#FF0078">&#124;</span>]][[User:Revenant|<span style="color:#FF0090">&#124;</span>]][[User:underisk|<span style="color:#FF00A8">&#124;</span>]][[User:I WARNED YOU ABOUT TEMPLATES BRO|<span style="color:#FF00C0">&#124;</span>]][[User:DeRathi|<span style="color:#FF00D8">&#124;</span>]][[User:DerpDerp|<span style="color:#FF00F0">&#124;</span>]][[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|<span style="color:#FF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Sykic|<span style="color:#E700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Vaporware|<span style="color:#CF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Nubis |<span style="color:#9F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Riseabove|<span style="color:#8700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Teehee McGee |<span style="color:#6F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Anothergenericzombie|<span style="color:#5700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#0048ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Mortimer Wiley|<span style="color:#0044DD">&#124;</span>]][[User:Deadone|<span style="color:#3F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:woland37|<span style="color:#2700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Colbear|<span style="color:#0000dd">&#124;</span>]][[User:Oh no!|<span style="color:#27ff00">&#124;</span>]]</span> 21:21, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::While I have had the utmost <s>contempt</s> respect for Goons since back in tha dayz of whiling away the hours reading the first exploits of one Mr. Leonard "J." Crabs and making pixel icons of "Your Console Ducks", I must still disagree. -- <font face="helvetica">[[User:Amazing|Amazing]]‽ <small>([[Hell_Rising|UD + WTF = HR]])</small></font> 22:42, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::Sheesh the Dead are touchy. A mate of mine was killed by a series of zombie alts one after the other with under a minute between each one finishing and the next one starting - as if someone were logging out and then logging in as a different alt. An obvious sign of zerging. Yes there is a buttload of The Dead and yes it's almost inevitable some of them will be zergers in their zeal to eradicate survivors from the game. In any case, it appears search rates have been radically altered to thwart The Dead yet again.--{{User:Mallrat/sig}} 18:49, 15 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::Zerg. Zerg zerg. Zerg zerg? Zerg zerg zerg. Zerg zerg the zergy zerg. Zerg. --<span style="font-size:xx-small; letter-spacing: -2px; text-shadow: #cc4444 1px 1px 10px">[[File:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!|link=User:Laughing Man]][[User:ShaqFu|<span style="color:#FF0018">&#124;</span>]][[User:Katthew|<span style="color:#33DD33">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#FF0048">&#124;</span>]][[User:SprCobra|<span style="color:#FF0060">&#124;</span>]][[User:Laughing Man|<span style="color:#FF0078">&#124;</span>]][[User:Revenant|<span style="color:#FF0090">&#124;</span>]][[User:underisk|<span style="color:#FF00A8">&#124;</span>]][[User:I WARNED YOU ABOUT TEMPLATES BRO|<span style="color:#FF00C0">&#124;</span>]][[User:DeRathi|<span style="color:#FF00D8">&#124;</span>]][[User:DerpDerp|<span style="color:#FF00F0">&#124;</span>]][[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|<span style="color:#FF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Sykic|<span style="color:#E700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Vaporware|<span style="color:#CF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Nubis |<span style="color:#9F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Riseabove|<span style="color:#8700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Teehee McGee |<span style="color:#6F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Anothergenericzombie|<span style="color:#5700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#0048ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Mortimer Wiley|<span style="color:#0044DD">&#124;</span>]][[User:Deadone|<span style="color:#3F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:woland37|<span style="color:#2700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Colbear|<span style="color:#0000dd">&#124;</span>]][[User:Oh no!|<span style="color:#27ff00">&#124;</span>]][[User:Bender Bending Rodriguez|<span style="color:#0F00ff">&#124;</span>]]</span> 19:14, 15 May 2011 (BST)<br />
===With this, I duck back out,...===<br />
I actually came back to respond to an old colleague having responded to me on my talk page, and saw this. I'll take responsibility for it all, and be the patsy for it.... -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 3}} 22:52, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:It should be known I didn't actually do this... But don't mind being a patsy, should someone want to place the blame on me... -{{User:Poodle of doom/sig 3}} 22:54, 7 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::What in gods name are you on about -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 01:55, 8 May 2011 (BST)<br />
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== Wiki software changes ==<br />
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Please could you install [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:ParserFunctions ParserFunctions]. It would be really helpful and should only take ~5 minutes.<br />
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It would also be appreciated if you could implement the autoconfirmed groups policy by adding <code>$wgAutoConfirmCount = 25;</code> and <code>$wgAutoConfirmAge = 3600*168;</code> to localsettings.php --{{User:The General/sig}} 09:44, 11 May 2011 (BST)<br />
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:There was [[UDWiki_talk:Open_Discussion/ParserFunctions_extension|some discussion of enabling ParserFunctions]] a few years ago - there's no doubt that it would bring all sorts of benefits, but there wasn't any serious rebuttal of Jorm's points about the server load. As I said at the time, I'd be reluctant to install ParserFunctions, watch people rework a load of pages and templates to use it, and then have to shut it off a month later when the server was slowing to a crawl.<br />
:Autoconfirmed settings have been updated, anyway. --[[User:Kevan|Kevan]] 11:24, 16 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::The best rebuttal, in my opinion, to Jorm's comments is the comment from [[User:Swiers|Swiers]] who said ''"Also, from what I know, bussiness logic is actually the LEAST lag producing of server functions; DB connections and file access are exponentially slower. "''<br />
::Parser functions would actually be a more efficient way of implementing features for which we're currently relying on workarounds, such as {{tl|Ifdef}} because it's Mediawiki native code rather than a workaround using nested templates.<br />
::It should also be pointed out that Wikipedia makes extensive use of Parser Functions without out any real negative effects. To me, this would seem to indicate that parser functions is stable and reasonably scalable. I would also suggest that it is more efficient to use Parser Functions for some displays than it is to have a bot make 700 updates.<br />
::Thanks for the autoconfirmed settings update (and the software update in general), BTW.--{{User:The General/sig}} 21:14, 24 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::Being an employee of the Wikimedia Foundation, and somewhat intimately aware of how this stuff works, I can tell you that you do not want to install ParserFunctions. Wikipedia makes extensive use of them and we wish we hadn't let that genie out of the bottle. It is neither stable nor scalable; you are witnessing the work of some significantly talented individuals keeping it from falling down. Also there are around 450 servers actively sharing this load.<br />
:::Rewriting the parser is actually our top technical priority for the next, oh, 12 months or so. Because it's awful. Seriously.--[[User:Jorm|jorm]] 21:25, 24 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::Well, I want presume to argue with a mediawiki dev because you definitely know a hell of a lot more than I do. All I'll ask is: Is there any way to get some of the functions without the excessive server load? I really would like to kill off some of those {{tl|If}} templates.<br />
::::I'd also like to note that the documentation for Parser Functions is actually quite misleading, given what you've just said: It gives the impression that Parser Functions as a reliable extension that is a reasonable part if most mediawiki setups (the box at the bottom actually claims that it's stable and works in high traffic situations!)--{{User:The General/sig}} 09:28, 25 May 2011 (BST)<br />
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== More bot-created accounts ==<br />
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I'm not sure if this has been brought to you already, but I don't see it here so I might as well do it. Massive spree of account spamming here: udisbroken* [http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php?name=udisbroken*] brokenisud* [http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php?name=brokenisud*] udbebroken* [http://profiles.urbandead.net/index.php?name=udbebroken*].<br />
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Few thousands there, I think. Could we have them banned?<br />
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And hey, perhaps a captcha or enforced delay in account creation for a given IP? Cheers :) --{{User:Hashk/sig}} 19:48, 23 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:That would probably explain why survivor numbers have shot up recently. And folk try to accuse the Dead of zerging... -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 22:12, 23 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:Ironically, the creation of spams of verge accounts is likely to break the game even more because it will rebalance syringe rates.--{{User:The General/sig}} 22:28, 23 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::I think the horde would rather face increased search rates than an endlessly perpetuating zerg army. You can't kill all the survivors if there are hundreds of new ones every day. --{{User:Paddy Dignam/sig}} 22:40, 23 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::Except for the fact that the Zerg army isn't actually doing anything: A bunch of random meatshields with the same name aren't helping anyone.--{{User:The General/sig}} 23:06, 23 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::That's about another 350 accounts in the last hour. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 23:13, 23 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::They don't have to do anything but exist to prevent The Dead from achieving their goal. And if there are zerg-meatshields in all the TRPs, that certainly does help survivors. And it pisses me off that those of us who play straight-up games now have to coexist with this/these jackass/jackasses. --{{User:Paddy Dignam/sig}} 23:26, 23 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::The Dead can always ignore them and wait for them to idle out; they can still smash down barricades and ruin every building in Malton.--{{User:The General/sig}} 23:39, 23 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::::Speaking as the de facto Queen of the Dead, yeah, this is more or less what we're doing. It's still annoying to have to drag them out of buildings, though. I have no idea why they're protesting for/against alt abuse, either, when there's so many more shitty/broken parts of the game. --'''<span style="font-size:95%">[[User:Katthew|<span style="color: #229922">カシュー</span>]]</span>''', <span style="font-size:80%">[[User:Katthew/Zombie Improvements|<span style="color: #229922">ザ ゾンビ クィーン</span>]]</span> <span style="font-size:50%; color: #229922">'''('''[[The Dead 2.0|<span style="color: #229922">ビープ ビープ</span>]]''')'''</span> [[Image:Katthewsigtag.gif|;x]] [[Image:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!]] <span style="font-size:115%; color: #229922">'''@'''</span> 00:41, 24 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::::::well if i had to choose who to kill i would go with shooting the zergs over the dead any-day. at least you guys don't cheat.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>01:52, 24 May 2011 (utc)</small><br />
::We don't try to accuse The Dead of zerging: we saw solid evidence of it. However, The Dead is an open group... So any jackass next door can begin to zerg and join that group for fun. Survivors however are not a group but a side... Accusing survivors to zerg because of The Dead is so ridiculous and self centered that it is not even funny. --{{User:Eagle of fire/signature}} 00:24, 26 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::What's ridiculously unfunny is that it ''is'' happening. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 00:26, 26 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::And did you report your ''“solid evidence”'' to the [[Zerg Liste]]? {{raise}} {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 00:47, 26 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::Do I look like someone who care about all what happens on this wiki? I didn't even know it existed and I'm none the wiser now that you mentioned its existence to me. I'm just stating facts I've seen firsthand. And no, I didn't bother to keep track of everything because I know it's just pointless. --{{User:Eagle of fire/signature}} 06:19, 26 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::It's not pointless at all. We've worked with Kevan before to highlight and resolve instances of mass zerging, and we've put significant pressure on both groups and individuals to conform to [[Zerging|community standards]]. Never underestimate the power of motivated and dedicated people to effect change.<br/> If you believe you have solid evidence, I encourage you to share it and assist us in stamping out cheating. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 07:43, 26 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::He didn't report his "solid evidence" because he doesn't have any, on account of the fact he's a lying little crybaby. Of course, as soon as I post this he's probably gonna bust out the doctored screenshots {{rolleyes}} --'''<span style="font-size:95%">[[User:Katthew|<span style="color: #229922">カシュー</span>]]</span>''', <span style="font-size:80%">[[User:Katthew/Zombie Improvements|<span style="color: #229922">ザ ゾンビ クィーン</span>]]</span> <span style="font-size:50%; color: #229922">'''('''[[The Dead 2.0|<span style="color: #229922">ビープ ビープ</span>]]''')'''</span> [[Image:Katthewsigtag.gif|;x]] [[Image:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!]] <span style="font-size:115%; color: #229922">'''@'''</span> 07:57, 26 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::::But Katthew, we're killing people AS ZOMBIES, clearly we MUST be cheating because zombies are meant to be a joke in this game. --<span style="font-size:xx-small; letter-spacing: -2px; text-shadow: #cc4444 1px 1px 10px">[[File:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!|link=User:Sykic]][[User:ShaqFu|<span style="color:#FF0018">&#124;</span>]][[User:Katthew|<span style="color:#33DD33">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#FF0048">&#124;</span>]][[User:SprCobra|<span style="color:#FF0060">&#124;</span>]][[User:Laughing Man|<span style="color:#FF0078">&#124;</span>]][[User:Revenant|<span style="color:#FF0090">&#124;</span>]][[User:underisk|<span style="color:#FF00A8">&#124;</span>]][[User:I WARNED YOU ABOUT TEMPLATES BRO|<span style="color:#FF00C0">&#124;</span>]][[User:DeRathi|<span style="color:#FF00D8">&#124;</span>]][[User:DerpDerp|<span style="color:#FF00F0">&#124;</span>]][[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|<span style="color:#FF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Sykic|<span style="color:#E700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Vaporware|<span style="color:#CF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Nubis |<span style="color:#9F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Riseabove|<span style="color:#8700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Teehee McGee |<span style="color:#6F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Anothergenericzombie|<span style="color:#5700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#0048ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Mortimer Wiley|<span style="color:#0044DD">&#124;</span>]][[User:Deadone|<span style="color:#3F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:woland37|<span style="color:#2700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Colbear|<span style="color:#0000dd">&#124;</span>]][[User:Oh no!|<span style="color:#27ff00">&#124;</span>]][[User:Bender Bending Rodriguez|<span style="color:#0F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Gardenator|<span style="color:#808000">&#124;</span>]]</span> 08:58, 26 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::::Holy fucking shit, you're right! Here, let me slap on some greasepaint and a pair of oversized shoes and just dance around mournfully to try and cheer up these whining little babies. Shit, I may as well pull out a bicycle horn and stuff confetti in my panties while I'm at it. Honk honk honk, I do hope that my zany antics as wikicourt jester soothe the sting of how it feels to have me bending all you survivors over and burying 12 inches of unlubed imitation wang up your virgin rear ends.<br />
::::::::p.s. If this comment has given you the mental image of a girl dressed as a clown violently deflowering a dude with a king-sized strap-on, then I am sorry but this is your fetish now. Your ''only'' fetish. That is the '''Law of the Internet''', and it cannot be defied. --'''<span style="font-size:95%">[[User:Katthew|<span style="color: #229922">カシュー</span>]]</span>''', <span style="font-size:80%">[[User:Katthew/Zombie Improvements|<span style="color: #229922">ザ ゾンビ クィーン</span>]]</span> <span style="font-size:50%; color: #229922">'''('''[[The Dead 2.0|<span style="color: #229922">ビープ ビープ</span>]]''')'''</span> [[Image:Katthewsigtag.gif|;x]] [[Image:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!]] <span style="font-size:115%; color: #229922">'''@'''</span> 09:32, 26 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::::: Classy. Now I know why Kevan doesn't reply more often here. It's G.I.F.T. in all its beauty. --[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] 09:47, 26 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::::::Nope, it's because he's lazy. But thanks for posting about the perils of anonymity on the Internet, Mr. Penguin Pyro (I assume that is your real name?!??!?!!) you bastion of smug condescension!!!!! Yup, no way in Hell will anyone catch you disparaging others without revealing your real-life identity. Also you better be spankin' it to girl-clown-femdom porn right now, or else. --'''<span style="font-size:95%">[[User:Katthew|<span style="color: #229922">カシュー</span>]]</span>''', <span style="font-size:80%">[[User:Katthew/Zombie Improvements|<span style="color: #229922">ザ ゾンビ クィーン</span>]]</span> <span style="font-size:50%; color: #229922">'''('''[[The Dead 2.0|<span style="color: #229922">ビープ ビープ</span>]]''')'''</span> [[Image:Katthewsigtag.gif|;x]] [[Image:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!]] <span style="font-size:115%; color: #229922">'''@'''</span> 09:58, 26 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::::::::Stop acting like a jackass; unless you act like that in real life, it's pure G.I.F.T. And I'm using my real name (or close enough for legal purposes) and am pretty easy to track down. Assuming you do know what who-is is. {{User:Swiers/Sig}} 19:15, 26 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::::::::Assuming that I literally give a shit about knowing who you are, too. (I don't.) Also, yes, I do act like this in real life. All the time, forever. So I suggest you [[Image:DealWithIt.gif|76px]] --'''<span style="font-size:95%">[[User:Katthew|<span style="color: #229922">カシュー</span>]]</span>''', <span style="font-size:80%">[[User:Katthew/Zombie Improvements|<span style="color: #229922">ザ ゾンビ クィーン</span>]]</span> <span style="font-size:50%; color: #229922">'''('''[[The Dead 2.0|<span style="color: #229922">ビープ ビープ</span>]]''')'''</span> [[Image:Katthewsigtag.gif|;x]] [[Image:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!]] <span style="font-size:115%; color: #229922">'''@'''</span> 21:06, 26 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::You look like someone who just learned about the wiki. Nice siggy--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 19:21, 26 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::You look like a fucking retard who needs to go the fuck away back to whatever proboard shithole you crawled out of and leave the wiki to semifunctional aspies. And way to insinuate all zombies are zergs you fucking dipshit. You wouldn't be wiser if IBM's Watson skullfucked you and mindmelded to that shriveled raisin you call a brain. --<span style="font-size:xx-small; letter-spacing: -2px; text-shadow: #cc4444 1px 1px 10px">[[File:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!|link=User:Laughing Man]][[User:ShaqFu|<span style="color:#FF0018">&#124;</span>]][[User:Katthew|<span style="color:#33DD33">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#FF0048">&#124;</span>]][[User:SprCobra|<span style="color:#FF0060">&#124;</span>]][[User:Laughing Man|<span style="color:#FF0078">&#124;</span>]][[User:Revenant|<span style="color:#FF0090">&#124;</span>]][[User:underisk|<span style="color:#FF00A8">&#124;</span>]][[User:I WARNED YOU ABOUT TEMPLATES BRO|<span style="color:#FF00C0">&#124;</span>]][[User:DeRathi|<span style="color:#FF00D8">&#124;</span>]][[User:DerpDerp|<span style="color:#FF00F0">&#124;</span>]][[User:Abd al-Rahim ibn al-Husain al-'Iraqi|<span style="color:#FF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Sykic|<span style="color:#E700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Vaporware|<span style="color:#CF00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Nubis |<span style="color:#9F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Riseabove|<span style="color:#8700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Teehee McGee |<span style="color:#6F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Anothergenericzombie|<span style="color:#5700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Ryu|<span style="color:#0048ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Mortimer Wiley|<span style="color:#0044DD">&#124;</span>]][[User:Deadone|<span style="color:#3F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:woland37|<span style="color:#2700ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Colbear|<span style="color:#0000dd">&#124;</span>]][[User:Oh no!|<span style="color:#27ff00">&#124;</span>]][[User:Bender Bending Rodriguez|<span style="color:#0F00ff">&#124;</span>]][[User:Gardenator|<span style="color:#808000">&#124;</span>]]</span> 22:27, 26 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::: [[File:Jerry.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 23:29, 26 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::::[[Image:Seinfeld.jpg]] --'''<span style="font-size:95%">[[User:Katthew|<span style="color: #229922">カシュー</span>]]</span>''', <span style="font-size:80%">[[User:Katthew/Zombie Improvements|<span style="color: #229922">ザ ゾンビ クィーン</span>]]</span> <span style="font-size:50%; color: #229922">'''('''[[The Dead 2.0|<span style="color: #229922">ビープ ビープ</span>]]''')'''</span> [[Image:Katthewsigtag.gif|;x]] [[Image:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!]] <span style="font-size:115%; color: #229922">'''@'''</span> 00:10, 27 May 2011 (BST)<br />
Yeah, seeing trolls post without retaliation sure want me to look more into this Wiki. Not that I'd expect anything better from people from Awful Forum either. I'm actually impressed how long it took for this conversation to go rock bottom. --{{User:Eagle of fire/signature}} 00:15, 27 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:Based on the earliest undeleted revision, it took two years, nine months and six days before you showed up. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 00:32, 27 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:Clicked user page, saw that you're a hopeless spergin' virgin with a severe anime fetish, shrugged said welp and carried on --'''<span style="font-size:95%">[[User:Katthew|<span style="color: #229922">カシュー</span>]]</span>''', <span style="font-size:80%">[[User:Katthew/Zombie Improvements|<span style="color: #229922">ザ ゾンビ クィーン</span>]]</span> <span style="font-size:50%; color: #229922">'''('''[[The Dead 2.0|<span style="color: #229922">ビープ ビープ</span>]]''')'''</span> [[Image:Katthewsigtag.gif|;x]] [[Image:555Manbabies.gif|You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!]] <span style="font-size:115%; color: #229922">'''@'''</span> 00:36, 27 May 2011 (BST)<br />
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/me points to #4 on Kevan's list at the top. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 06:47, 27 May 2011 (BST)<br />
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== Updating checkuser ==<br />
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Any chance of getting an upgrade to the latest version of [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:CheckUser Checkuser]? It offers much more information: notably the ability to view EFF headers, which would be exceptionally useful.--{{User:The General/sig}} 00:41, 30 May 2011 (BST)<br />
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== Think its time to make a new archive? ==<br />
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yer talk page is gettin a wee bit cramped!--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 00:54, 30 May 2011 (BST)<br />
: his talk page is more cramped than... --<small>[[User:Hagnat|hagnat]]</small> 13:50, 27 July 2011 (BST)<br />
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Yeah, it's excessive. I'll do it for him if he doesn't respond within the next few weeks. -- [[Image:Cat Pic.png|14px]] [[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''Thadeous Oakley''']]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 14:15, 27 July 2011 (BST)<br />
:I wouldn't. It's kevan's choice, and he is surely reading this right now. If he wants archive It'd be archived, I imagine, don't worry. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 15:26, 27 July 2011 (BST)<br />
:: ''and he is surely '''NOT''' reading this right now'' - there, i fixed it --<small>[[User:Hagnat|hagnat]]</small> 15:28, 27 July 2011 (BST)<br />
:::Dude he reads a lot more than you'd probably realise -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 15:49, 27 July 2011 (BST)<br />
::::I think he does read everything from time to time, it's actually addressing that he almost never does. I can't think of a reason why he ''wouldn't'' want it archived, especially since he has done it before, I'm only afraid it will turn into another one of those things he'll do once in a blue moon, when all the planets align on a perfect day, like with the software update. This is not such a pressing issue, but eventually the page will crash under excessive code anyway. -- [[Image:Cat Pic.png|14px]] [[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''Thadeous Oakley''']]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 17:30, 27 July 2011 (BST)<br />
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== Granting sysops the 'suppressredirect' permission? ==<br />
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Hey, I was just wondering if you minded granting sysops the 'suppressredirect' permission (by adding <code>$wgGroupPermissions['sysop']['suppressredirect'] = true;</code> to the config file). It's part of the default mediawiki permission set but appears to be granted only to bots on this wiki; I'm assuming that was an oversight (if it was deliberate then feel free to ignore me :P).--{{User:The General/sig}} 09:48, 15 June 2011 (BST)<br />
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== google+ ==<br />
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Noticed you didn't have a google+ account. Incase you were interested, I slipped you an invite. Thank me later! -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 13:28, 27 July 2011 (BST)<br />
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==Missing Paid For Alts==<br />
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I have several Alt's that were paid for, and had been using till I took an absence, that are now no longer in the game. They are: Callasin, Andy Warhola and DirtMan's Socks.<br />
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I paid for each of them, but after a time away from the game, they are all inactive. I tried using the recovery tool, but it does not send me anything. Please fix this, it's $15 bucks! {{unsigned|DirtMan}}<br />
:Inactive accounts are not deleted in this game... -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 12:22, 9 August 2011 (BST)<br />
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== Rawr ==<br />
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[[image:DemandingPlayers.jpg]] [[image:DemandingPlayers2.jpg]]--[[User:Alice Gravesend|Alice Gravesend]] 08:27, 15 September 2011 (BST)<br />
:[[File:Update.jpg]] -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 10:53, 15 September 2011 (BST)<br />
::[[image:Reactionary.jpg]]--[[User:Alice Gravesend|Alice Gravesend]] 11:09, 15 September 2011 (BST)<br />
:::[[File:Fuck fuck fuck balls piss.png|400px]] -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 12:12, 15 September 2011 (BST)<br />
::::[[image:GETOUT.gif]]--[[User:Alice Gravesend|Alice Gravesend]] 13:04, 15 September 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::[[File:Thisisu.JPG|300px]] -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 14:20, 15 September 2011 (BST)<br />
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Congrats on the chocolate game thing. --[[User:Rosslessness|'''"Workshed"''']] 19:11, 15 September 2011 (BST)<br />
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You might want to check your talk page with [http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/ Goggles], Kevan. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:24, 15 September 2011 (BST)<br />
:Not that agin. Lemme guess, moar penis art. While we're on the subject of demanding updates, I'd love some fog this Samhain. Vog is cool. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>00:30, 16 September 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
::More like someone demanding updates. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:27, 16 September 2011 (BST)<br />
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== Without RNG, we are nothing ==<br />
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What's up with the zombie hit rates on barricades in the past day or two? As a member of two of the big hordes, I've seen multiple zombie strike teams throw (literally) hundreds of AP at barricades and get some of the most pitiful returns in memory. As an example, one team used more than 240 AP on a building, and got around ten collapses (EHB down to QSB). Another put 106 AP into the cades, and got four or five collapses, with a third team getting very similar results. Numerous individual zombies that I talk to are talking about two or three collapses for 40 APs worth of attempts. I could continue with more examples, but I won't. I have to ask: do you actively tweak the RNG? If so, why such low returns? Zombies are currently outnumbered two-to-one, and yet we're experiencing even worse collapse rates than usual (and they're usually pretty bad). What gives? With respect, --{{User:RenegadeRomero/Sig}} 17:34, 19 September 2011 (BST)<br />
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==*CoughChristmasTreesCough*==<br />
Pumpkins were [[:File:The_UD_Side_-_0030.jpg|forgotten]] for October. Please don't forget the trees. People need to be beaten to death with pine-scented goodness. --{{User:Akule/sig}} 19:23, 12 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:Actually, pumpkins were to be found around Halloween. My Death Note holder collected some. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 19:30, 12 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::Really? I didn't see an update on the news. <saaaaaad faaaaace> --{{User:Akule/sig}} 19:32, 12 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::[[Talk:Halloween#Boo|At least Kempy reported to have found them, and some other Halloweeny stuff.]] No official news entry, though. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 19:37, 12 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::Pumpkins, candy, and Guy Fawkes masks! It was a stealth update from Kevan, so I agree with ya, Akule. There should have been a news update to go with it. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:39, 12 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::I'll forgive him if he puts in some [[Suggestions/12th-Apr-2007#Shovel|Snow Shovels]]. [[Image:Mad.gif]] --{{User:Akule/sig}} 19:44, 12 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== The End? ==<br />
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I'm always watchin' and I just saw this:<br />
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[[image:THEENDKEVANDAVIS.PNG]]<br />
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Is this the end of Urban Dead, an era or what, man? Is this even really Kevan? Or is this Kevan just fooling around with the random radio frequency, even though it's been almost a year since the last game update? If it's not, this either has to be a hacker or someone with some unknown (to me) code, I tells ya.<br />
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--{{User:Blades/SIG}} 21:19, 16 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:[[File:Objection!.gif|60px]] The last update was about three weeks ago on Halloween, on October 31<sup>st</sup>. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 06:18, 17 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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::Heh, I meant formal update that is shown on the News section (http://www.urbandead.com/news.html). --{{User:Blades/SIG}} 15:32, 17 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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==Merry Christmasness==<br />
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Seasons eatings to you Kevan. Thanks for the update, why you not update the UD front page with news anymore? And a glorious new year!--[[User:Rosslessness|Like Moss and The Dude.....]] 22:38, 21 December 2011 (UTC)<br />
:In related news, I really miss seasonal clothes. No santa hats and fake beards this year makes me a sad panda. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 00:02, 23 December 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== Shared Accounts/zergs ==<br />
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Kevan, your talk page is entirely tl;dr. <br />
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Anywhen, getting to the point, re: '''Bio-Mimetic Android Infestation Removal Corps''', I'm bringing [[Bio-Mimetic_Android_Infestation_Removal_Corps|this]] to your attention, regardless of whether it's been discussed here or elsewhere on the wiki previously, as I'm fairly certain this kind of behavior is something you'd want to discourage. For your convenience, I've collated the profiles of these shared characters:<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1992024<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1992025<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1992026<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1992029<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1992030<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1992131<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1992143<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1992145<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1993387<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1993388<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1994235<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1994372<br />
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As you can see by simply skimming the profile ID numbers above, these characters were almost certainly created by the same user. Since the page advertises their passwords, one can never properly ascertain who is controlling the character/s at any given moment, thus there is a case to zerg list them at the least. I am requesting that you lock them, pending appeal and password change (if you even do that anymore.)<br />
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There are also several other characters, who are currently tagged as "Bio-Mimetic Android Infestation Removal Corps" with exactly the same naming scheme, created mostly minutes apart but whose passwords aren't shared on the page linked above. Whether they're controlled by the same player or not is of course, speculative at best from my perspective, but I'm sure you'll be inclined towards looking into it as currently their only purpose seems to be advertising the wiki page (read:promoting shared accounts/zerging on the stats page.) And again, for your convenience, here are their profiles:<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1991528<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1991529<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1991530<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1991532<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1991944<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1991992<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1991996<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1991997<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1991999<br />
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http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1992022<br />
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Since the only means of co-ordination for any of these characters seems to be their wiki talk (which is completely bereft of any chat, save some jibberish from [[User:Axe Hack|Axe Hack]],) or zerging, they can't really be classified as a group, so...one might also want to delete the page outright in the wake, but some kind wiki sysop/s who delights in torturing themselves with bureaucracy can probably deal with all of that, or you know, you could simply wipe it and save us all the trouble. Whatever works.<br />
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Warmest Regards,<br />
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--[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 12:45, 30 January 2012 (UTC)</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Amber_Waves_of_Pain&diff=1963462User talk:Amber Waves of Pain2011-12-01T02:45:27Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* what now */</p>
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<div>==Did That Hurt?==<br />
I'm not strict with guide lines, just press the [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Amber_Waves_of_Pain&action=edit&section=new +] and drop me a line. <br />
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==RE:Hi==<br />
I got your greeting, so I'll throw one back. "I have a talk page?" sprang to mind. Hope to see you soon, plus keep going with the diary.<br />
Just finishing some business with the victims of Malton, who are one brain short of a BARHAH! --[[User:Dirk triggerfinger|Dirk triggerfinger]]<br />
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== Dhavid Grohl Doesn't Care About Slack People! ==<br />
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Get bent, your friend is a Rapist, I want nothing to do with you or her, as you are both classified under "scum in my book". Kill me all you want, you only prove me right. In summary, get bent. --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 17:43, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
:Dhavid, my friend posted a taunt on brainstock. I've yet to see any evidence that said post is rape. Since you obviously take issue with it, maybe you should consider taking it up with the mods there or even report it to invisionfree. Maybe you could just shut the hell up? Maybe you could stop harassing people in their mailboxes? Just trying to help you here, chief. Your friend is on the ignore list. Your friend text raped one of my friends in-game. Harassing his victim/s is not the way to go about getting him off the ignore list. If you really don't want anything to do with me, fucking with my friends then posting on my user page as opposed to the discussion page was not the way to go about it. Ignoring me would have been more appropriate. Either way, this is probably going to be the last time I will engage you here. I don't like the wiki and people like you are the reason why. See you in Malton. Bhalls=>whalls, Praise "Bob," Love, etc. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 22:52, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
Le sigh, does his infantile immature prattling not numb the senses my dear Amber? --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 20:39, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
:Indeed. I'm glad I'm not so obsessed with a game that I have to stalk three different women to discourage them from playing. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 22:52, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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:Makes my brain hurt after a while. Maybe if we give him some loose change he'll go away? --[[User:Vandr|Vandr]] 22:46, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
::I hope so Vandr. His posts are starting to stink up the place. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 22:52, 9 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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::: So you contact me, and then ask me to ignore you Amber? Why would I do that? You don't scare me, intimidate me, or have any effect on me whatsoever. And of course you don't impress me in the least. As you can see, I have pwned all of your friends and now yourself. Its easily done when you all defend rapists. I now find it hilarious that you refer to Lady HK as a "victim" of text rape, again alluding to the fact that she and Dirty Girl are one an the same (as Lady HK herself leaked a while back). What happened to that story? And we aren't harassing her with anything more than screenshots of what she did, and definitions according to Iowa State Code, Miriam Webster's Dictionary, and the American Heritage Dictionary. If she doesn't like that, she should change her behavior, or take it up with the guys writing the literature. The facts stand, she's a rapist. --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 04:56, 10 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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:::: Oh, and as a side note. I am poor, and I could use any loose change you have. --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 04:56, 10 June 2008 (BST)<br />
:::: tl;dr --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:01, 10 June 2008 (BST)<br />
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=TZH, Dhavid Grohl and CyberStalking=<br />
Taken from Wikipedia:<br />
:[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberstalker Cyberstalking]:<br />
<blockquote>When identifying cyberstalking "in the field," and particularly when considering whether to report it to any kind of legal authority, the following features or combination of features can be considered to characterize a true stalking situation: [http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=define:malice&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 malice], premeditation, [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9171&view=findpost&p=11600127 repetition] [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9171&view=findpost&p=11600180 (1)] [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9171&view=findpost&p=11600316 (2)][http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Hikari_Kisugi&action=history (3)][http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Amber_Waves_of_Pain (4)] [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Grim_s#User:Dhavid_Grohl (5)], [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:A_Helpful_Little_Gnome distress], obsession, vendetta, no legitimate purpose, personally directed, [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Dhavid_Grohl#Stop_insulting_people disregarded warnings to stop], [http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=harassment harassment], and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threat threats]. (Bocij, Paul. ''Cyberstalking: Harassment in the Internet Age and How to Protect Your Family''. Praeger, 2004, pp. 9-10.)<br />
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A number of key factors have been identified:<br />
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*'''False accusations'''. Many cyberstalkers try to damage the reputation of their victim and turn other people against them. They post false information about them on websites. They may set up their own websites, blogs or user pages for this purpose. They post allegations about the victim to newsgroups, chat rooms or other sites that allow public contributions, such as Wikipedia or Amazon.com. ([http://www.jahitchcock.com/cyberstalked/skippress.htm Fighting Cyberstalking])<br />
*'''Attempts to gather information about the victim'''. Cyberstalkers may approach their victim's friends, family and work colleagues to obtain personal information. They may advertise for information on the Internet, or hire a private detective. They often will monitor the victim's online activities and attempt to trace their IP address in an effort to gather more information about their victims. ([http://firstmonday.org/issues/issue8_9/mcfarlane/ An exploration of predatory behavior in cyberspace: Towards a typology of cyberstalkers by Leroy McFarlane and Paul Bocij])<br />
*'''Encouraging others to harass the victim'''. Many cyberstalkers try to involve third parties in the harassment. They may claim the victim has harmed the stalker or his/her family in some way, or may post the victim's name and telephone number in order to encourage others to join the pursuit.<br />
*'''False victimization'''. The cyberstalker will claim that the victim is harassing him/her. Bocij writes that this phenomenon has been noted in a number of well-known cases.<br />
*'''Attacks on data and equipment'''. They may try to damage the victim's computer by sending viruses.<br />
*'''Ordering goods and services'''. They order items or subscribe to magazines in the victim's name. These often involve subscriptions to pornography or ordering sex toys then having them delivered to the victim's workplace.<br />
*'''Arranging to meet'''. Young people face a particularly high risk of having cyberstalkers try to set up meetings between them. (Bocij, Paul. ''Cyberstalking: Harassment in the Internet Age and How to Protect Your Family''. Praeger, 2004, pp. 12-13.)<br />
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===Examples of Dhavid's/TZH's rampant Cyberstalking===<br />
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If you've been a victim of TZH or Dhavid Grohl's cyberstalking, (remember, this relates to meta-gaming as well in the game itself,) I encourage you to post links, screenshots and all evidence you can below. This will be largely symbolic, but will also serve as a warning that various individuals involved in this group engage in such behavior. However, since cyberstalking is a crime, if there is sufficient evidence to warrant it, I will be submitting the case to the proper authorities.<br />
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Before you post, be sure to edit out any personal information that may compromise your own safety or the safety of others as I personally do not have the time to do this. <br />
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If you wish to remain anonymous, I can be contacted privately in [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showuser=7497 IM on brainstock] or in [http://www.barhah.com/ucp.php?i=pm&mode=compose&u=4528 IM on barhah.com]. Please be specific and have evidence to back up your claims. This is not an open invitation to spam my inbox with abuse.<br />
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Furthermore I encourage all those who have been harassed or stalked by these people to go to [http://www.cyberangels.org cyberangels.org] and contact them with any questions.<br />
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Any entries on my page from Dhavid and or members of TZH will be deleted. <br />
Regards, --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 21:43, 11 July 2008 (BST)<br />
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---Greetings Amber<br />
I hope you can someday use this evidence against TZH.<br />
I'm not quite sure if this is considered " text rape " though.<br />
But then again,i am no judge.<br />
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http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pkrfkeditzu9.jpg<br />
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Further evidence can be found here:<br />
http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=9430&st=495<br />
best of luck to ya, --[[User:Rob Lefter|Rob Lefter]] 2:15, 14 June 2008 (PST)<br />
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== hi Amber ==<br />
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Sorry if I'm not posting this the right way. Just wanted to say hi and compliment you on your zombie communication: you're ''really'' good at it. And I'm enjoying our "unholy union" in Malton very much, lol. Talk to you again soon :) Emeric<br />
:We need a more efficient way to communicate! :p Do you use chat at all? I go by "adolf" in IRC on nexuswar's server and I'm usually in [http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/chat.php #redrum]. Drop in if you can! I'll introduce you to my zombie grahnbah and baba XD Also, get yourself a wiki account. I hate the wiki, but at the moment, it's all we've got :( --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 18:57, 28 June 2008 (BST)<br />
Again, hope I'm doing this right. I can't get onto #redrum like i did yesterday, for some reason. I've created a gmail and added it onto my Emeric Belasco profile, and my emails get forwarded to my cell (sometimes) so I can be reached there in a pinch (though I might not be able to reply back immediately). Finally, I like the changes to your AWoP wiki. Hopefully I'll talk to you later today. Take care :) --[[User:Emeric Belasco|Emeric Belasco]] 9:10, 29 June 2008 (CST)<br />
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=Hi from Danceyman=<br />
Just so you know... The UD FAQ defines PK'ing as a survivor killing another survivor... just wanted to point that out. Kthnx... /dance --[[User:Danceyman|Danceyman]] 05:27, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:No! Really? Please don't come to my talk page and state the obvious. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 13:55, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
Hey, you said on my page "You're not a PKer? Really? You try telling that to the zombies you headshot" Zombie does not = survivor. --[[User:Danceyman|Danceyman]] 16:59, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
:Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were mentally handicapped. I '''know''' how the Rogue's Gallery defines a Player Killer. I am a mod on the RG. I also play what you would call a "PKer." A KOS one at that. And I've recently started bounty hunting, too. I '''know''' what most people mean when they claim that so and so is a "PKer." I was speaking my mind. I don't believe this idiotic wiki faq business. I believe everyone in UD is a PKer since '''Zombies are players too.''' IE. If you kill zombies, you're a PLAYER KILLER. Please stop talking now. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 17:30, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
::Which is why I prefer appellations such as "murderer", "professional killer" or "psycho-killer"... or my own wonderfully disrepsectful coinages such as, "PeeKing Toms" or "PeePeeKayerz" '':P'' ... But, yes, every time you headshoot a zombie in the street, Mr. Dancyman, you're killing a fellow player. --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]] 17:41, 9 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Hello from [[butthole surfers|The Butthole Surfers]] ==<br />
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Just wanted to drop by and let you know that you're a good friend and you are welcome in our hideout anytime. Send your alts by as well! We'd love to belly up to the bar and buy them a shot! <br />
{{FoBHS}}<br />
--[[User:Tex tripppen|Tex tripppen]] 18:02, 28 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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== :D ==<br />
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Not testing anything but i thought i'd drop in anyway <3 [[User:MoonShine|MoonShine]] 13:33, 8 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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\o/ Ambah! {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 13:36, 8 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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She never says hi to me. She should say it more. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 02:20, 10 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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= MMAs =<br />
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Thanks, boss! Next year should be even better. :D {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 16:11, 28 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Preston Arms calling all staff. ==<br />
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I see you and your friends have decided to see the light.<br />
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We can always use more staff so please stand by for yer rota.<br />
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I haven't had a saturday night off in ages.<br />
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I assume ye are now staff and not imposters.<br />
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Many thanks<br />
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Catchy<br />
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Preston Staff<small>—The preceding [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment was added by [[User:CatchyMonkey|CatchyMonkey]] ([[User talk:CatchyMonkey|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/CatchyMonkey|contribs]]) 12:58, 10 January 2010.</small><br />
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:Alas! We were all destined to head over to Preston today, but we had business in Richmond Hills that needed clearing up. I did send Preston HugeArms a PM over on Brainstock about that too. We ''will'' be back and we ''will'' work for our room and board. Catch ya later Catchy. ;) --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 12:13, 11 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Evening, <br />
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when are ye heading over? Ye are kinda late for yer shifts.<br />
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I read this with great interest : <br />
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/With_Blackjack_and_Hookers<br />
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Is there a more secure way we can commuicate?<br />
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Regards,<br />
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Catchy<br />
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:Several. Most of which you can find reading this talk page. For now, PM me on either [http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=1615 Resenz], [http://s1.zetaboards.com/brainstock/profile/759779/ Brainstock], or [http://www.barhah.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4528 Barhah.com.] --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 11:34, 1 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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= *Cough* =<br />
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*Tumbleweed* I... remember you! --[[User:TouchingVirus|TouchingVirus]] 03:23, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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= I <3 U =<br />
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'''Counting down the days...''' *twirls fluffy cuffs and winks*--{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 20:38, 15 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Beauty Pageant ==<br />
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Hello, I noticed you posted on the wiki page for the beauty pageant. I would be more then happy for you to help. Right now I'm drawing a blank on what you could do except for one thing, which is to help raise awareness of the beauty pageant so we can publicity and get contestants. If you could list what you think you could do to help that would be good, it would help me narrow down what I think would be good.<br />
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--[[User:Mindlessidiots|Mindlessidiots]] 23:50, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== You have been entered ==<br />
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Hey Amber, I added you to the list. I have three questions though, are you going to be representing a group or just going for yourself? Also what would be the best way to contact you privately? And lastly would you mind if you helped me advertise the pageant to the PK crowed, I don't think I would make much headway there by myself. --[[User:Mindlessidiots|Mindlessidiots]] 23:18, 18 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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:Just me, though Revenant might end up press-ganging me into representing the Hunting Club. You can contact me [http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=1615 on Resenz], [http://barhah.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&sid=664b994f11db4a972e523eed1d982498&u=4528 on Barhah.com] or on [http://redrum.scoundrell.com/forum/members/viewprofile?u=56 the new PKer hub]. Resenz or barhah will get a faster response. I'll have a talk to you about promoting it when you're in touch. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 12:46, 19 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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::Awesome, I'll just contact you through barhah since I already have an account there. --[[User:Mindlessidiots|Mindlessidiots]] 23:10, 19 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Siege on Sears ==<br />
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Is this what you had in mind? [[Siege on Sears]]. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 08:46, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Fuck yes! You rock! --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 08:51, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::(: I went and bought my zombie makeup today. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 08:59, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::: I've added it as an event [http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=157911700915108 here] Should be public if I'm doin it rite. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:21, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::This is going to fucking rock. Lets make it onto Wikipedia's Sears entry. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 12:19, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::I've invited a number of zombie celebrities and even some harman guests via facebook and I've also just posted an open invite on barhah.com. Whether it will yield a response or not...well that general UD section of the forum is kinda dead. (No pun intended.) But I'll poke MOBsters and leftover Bashers periodically over the next couple days and the RRF when get a chance. DDR, can you make yourself useful and invite Katthew plz? --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 15:46, 25 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Yo, good user page ==<br />
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Hi. I just wanted to thank you for your user page. It helped remind me to lighten up a bit about.<br />
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PKing (er... survivor killing, I suppose) isn't really my thing and I have being wavering in my views on it, but people make a good point about all kills being PKs. And frankly, I got nothing except it can be annoying. Just the risks of playing an MMO (or doing anything, really).<br />
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Anyway, just thought I'd let you know you helped me sort that out. Thanks.<br />
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--[[User:Federnder|Federnder]] 00:50, 26 October 2010 (BST)<br />
: Heh. As said, I don't particularly find much amusement in such actions. Well, maybe a little. But I prefer other, less killy enterprises at the moment. Perhaps in the future.--[[User:Federnder|Federnder]] 13:54, 26 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Email to "Heather" RE:Your Brains==<br />
Thanks ''so much'' for that, TripleU. You do realize that a link back to the wiki is just them acknowledging they've stolen the concept, right? [[UDWiki:Copyrights | Read this]] before you act in the future plz. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:31, 26 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:I never sent any emails. Please reexamine the indents and shift your displeasure to [[User:Herman]]. Be nice, he's a newb. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 00:12, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::I was a bit rough wasn't I? Sorry about that. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:02, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::NP :3 --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 05:12, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::I've calmed down since anyway. Even if they try to pass it off as a citation, it still works for us. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:31, 27 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Well Played==<br />
Well played, indeed, within the Bear Pit. We are the zoo definetly did NOT see the MOB coming. At all. Though I regret that I will now be forced to hunt you down and destroy you, as well as Irishman, as soon as I return to surivior status, I do wish you good luck in the future. Its always a bit of fun, waking up to seeing the entire bloody stronghold of a survivor group decimated, I daresay? --[[User:Jasten Macala|Jasten Macala]] 03:35, 5 January 2011 (BST)<br />
:Perhaps the zookeepers should resolve to be more vigilant then. We were in the adjoining suburb of Roachtown for nearly a week. Most survivor groups can see us coming. And it's your prerogative, but aren't you taking this a little personal? We don't generally discriminate when it comes to food, but I think you knew your remarks in the lion cage were inappropriate. I don't want to sound like a PC nazi or anything, but I don't think a lot of thought went into the "lolfags" style remarks that you made. In other words: you deserved it. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 01:58, 6 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
You misspelled my name. And you're stinky.--[[User:Irishmen|Irishmen]] 02:02, 6 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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Oh I fully deserved it. Though the lolfags statements were carried out by my brother. I should never leave my computer unattended. *Sigh* regardless. In anycase... the zookeepers don't even really care about vigilance anymore. :D Ah, and the taking this personal thing? Naw, I'm just saying it gives me someone to hunt. Oh, and sorry Irishmen. My bad. Sorry if anything I, or my brother, did, made you mad. Again, well played, and good luck.<br />
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Ah, and congrats on finding me again. Next time, I'll bail and head WAY north. Ha. --[[User:Jasten Macala|Jasten Macala]] 08:45, 7 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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:Hunters generally move in the direction of their prey instead of fleeing from it. You may wish to consider this piece of advice before pursuing the ever elusive Irishmen. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 09:15, 7 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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Maybe I should clarify. I'll bail if I am as horribly understocked with ammo as I am right now. Good point though. I feel like an idiot, after reading that. xP Regardless... --[[User:Jasten Macala|Jasten Macala]] 18:51, 7 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== 2011 Malton Beauty Pageant ==<br />
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I saw you'd signed up for the pageant last year but dint get to compete as it never happened! :(<br />
Would you like to compete in the (under new management) Pageant?? <br />
Frankly I think you're the perfect type of UrbanDeadian & would be an asset to the contest!<br />
I'm still in the planning stages of this revised pageant but feel free to contact me at:<br />
SmokeyDawn@gmail.com or on Messenger... SmokeyDawn@live.com :D<br />
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= Lawl =<br />
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<3 You are more than welcome m'love, this is ''by far'' the most fun I've had in this game since the Browncoats were flushed... {{User:Urgggggggh/sig}} 09:51, 3 July 2011 (BST)<br />
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== what now ==<br />
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?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>02:08, 1 December 2011 (bst)</small><br />
??--[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 02:45, 1 December 2011 (UTC)</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Malton_Murder_Awards_2011&diff=1955017Talk:Malton Murder Awards 20112011-11-05T06:08:32Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* ZKer/Life Cultist */</p>
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==PKer Awards==<br />
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===Best PKer Group===<br />
#[[Cobra (group)]] - It's been five months and almost [http://cobrakills.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=139&start=360 400 kills] since the split, and we're going stronger than ever. Can't argue with numbers like that. {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:26, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#The Malton GlobeTrotters. They keep it real--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 03:29, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Cult of Cockfucktus. For terrorizing [[Santlerville]] when 1 of my alts was visiting. {{User:Son of Sin/sig}} <small>04:23, 2 November 2011 (UTC)</small><br />
#Malton DEA - You can't deny it. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:33, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Desu Nōto]] - Anyone can die from the Death Note! --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[PHOBIA]] - Ravishingly hateful scary buggers. I don't think I've even met them in game and I hate them with a passion already. --{{User:Hashk/sig}} 15:38, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Heathers [[User:Petite Fille|Petite Fille]] 11:59, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Desu Nōto]] - Though not really classified as a full time PKer group, the Death Note is probably the only group out of many that PKs in a rather unique way. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
===Best PKer===<br />
#[[User:Spiderzed/Alts/Sally|Sally A Summers]], Malton's premier femme fatale. Get a load of that bounty - PHWOAR! {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:26, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Carlos Froma - One man on his own annoying the crap out of a lot of silly people.--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 03:30, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1271340 Your Own Guilt]</span>: This was the first person to PK my first alt & the only person I've reported on Rogues Gallery. Gets my vote for being elusive (or inactive). {{User:Son of Sin/sig}} <small>04:13, 2 November 2011 (UTC)</small><br />
#:i move around alot. just let me know where you are and i'll come kill you again :P --{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>19:28, 2 November 2011 (bst)</small><br />
#Kyle The Feared - Seriously, ''don't'' deny it. -- {{User:DT/Signature}} 04:33, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Mr_Watt Mr Watt] - That guy has some of the most creative ways to kill you it is crazy! --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Hagnat.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 13:44, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[User:Binlaggin|binlaggin jr]] - This be a terrorist, infidels, not just a plain old murderer. Plus he rocks. --{{User:Hashk/sig}} 15:48, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#DJ Talent [[User:Petite Fille|Petite Fille]] 12:01, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1128290 bobby pegleg] - He [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Desu_N%C5%8Dto%2FDeath_Note&action=historysubmit&diff=1945071&oldid=1944848 killed DJ Talent] before DJ Talent had a chance to kill off all members of [[Desu Nōto]]. It was a shame. DJ Talent was pretty close to achieving his goal. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
===Best PKer Moment===<br />
#[[Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt 4|Axe Hack's Manhunt 4]]: It was going to be nominated, why not get it out of the way? The bloodiest manhunt to date featuring a who's who of who's killing you. --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
#The splintering of [[Cobra]] and the still lingering grudge that it caused. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>02:54, 1 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
#[[Valentine's_Day_Massacre]] - Because, c'mon. -- {{User:DT/Signature}} 04:33, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Talk:Desu_Nōto/Death_Note#A_failed_claim|Two members of Desu Nōto fails to properly claim a self-requested Death Note entry. Three times.]] --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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==Zombie/Death-Cult Awards==<br />
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===Best Zombie Group===<br />
#[[The Dead 2.0]] - who else? They tore this city to shreds. {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:28, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[The Dark Order of Armageddon]] - I would willingly be killed by these fellows just to hear the kill-speech. So good. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[ShackNews]] god I miss them. i don't care if they have been inactive for a few years.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>19:33, 2 November 2011 (bst)</small><br />
#[[Zalp]] Helpful Zombies for Harman kind --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Clubbed to Death]] They fight hard and smell funny. Except for 5-6 weeks last fall, these club-loving zombies have kept Gulsonside red for two years. Coordination, diligence and a sense of cheerful competition makes this group the best damned zombies in Malton. --{{User:Bad Attitude Barbie/sig}} 05:30, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Feral Undead]] The extreme discipline they showed in pretending to be trying to get into Fort Perryn a few months ago was simply the best strategic move I've seen, ACC sat there waiting and waiting but nothing happened - Ive never seen a survivor group leave due to boredom before. Shame the dead arrived so we could not see "The Final Solution"--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 20:57, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Feral Undead]] --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Best Zombie===<br />
#Jorm - Toss up between him and a lot of other venerable zombies (bullgod, petro, Kieth Moon, War Criminal etc), but hey, he's the Boss, yeah? --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Hermann Munster - Have to give it to that zombie he knows how to have fun in a burb battle --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Hagnat.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 13:44, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[User:Mallrat/Hermann_Munster|Munster]], aye. --{{User:Hashk/sig}} 15:56, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1429749 Hermann Munster] --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Best Zombie Moment===<br />
# The March of the Dead 2011: After a long period of semi-dormancy, the Dead resurfaced with the help of Death cultist subsidiaries and drove survivors to the brink of extinction. --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
#March of the Dead. No question. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>02:56, 1 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
#[[March of The Dead 2]] - kills loads of people, wrecked most of the city and [[:Category:Suburb_History#Map_Records|turned the map red]]. Nuff said. {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:28, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Dia_de_los_Muertos]] --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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==Bounty Hunter Awards==<br />
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===Best Bounty Hunter Group===<br />
#Team Extreme. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>02:56, 1 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
#Team Xtreme. Hands down the most collaborative, coordinated and assiduous group of bounty hunters working in Malton today. Led by Josh Clark and and his second, Katie Burns, Team Xtreme's work has influenced the lives of survivors, the un-lives of zombies and the should-get-a-lives of text rapists. Malton is a better place because of them. --{{User:Bad Attitude Barbie/sig}} 03:25, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Fallen Saints - Rabbit and Cutter are a gruesome twosome. {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:30, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:The ironic part: Both Robbie the Rabbit and Carrie Cutter are Josh Clark and Jess Cutter, respectively, who are ironically in Team Xtreme. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:20, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#::The irony is so ironic :P ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>02:19, 2 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
#Fascist Pig Hunters - Not really any other options, tbh. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:37, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:-I second this nomination! - Aquanut{{unsigned|Aquanut}}<br />
#Team Xtreme. Never backs down, never retreats, never lets you down, never gives your freshly-bullet-ridden ass up. --[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] 01:19, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Team Xtreme has over the last year been the most consistently excellent BHer group around. There are others and others doing good work today, but no other is so well managed at this time. --[[User:RichterFury|RichterFury]] 03:40, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Fascist Pig Hunters. The name says it all --[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 21:02, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Bishōjo Senshi Sailor Moon]] - They're a fairly new BHer group that kicked off about one or two months ago, and already they're making a name for themselves by successfully taking on [[Cobra(proboards)|Cobra]] and [[RDD]]. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#: Wait, let me get this straight. Cobra has a falling out amidst much drama. The group splits in two after much name calling, killing of each other, and arbitration on the wiki. Then a group that consists of at least on alt (I'm led to believe that Spiderzed is a member of the group nominated here) of one of those Cobras (we'll call them Spiderzed's faction), takes on the other Cobra? So...One Cobra (Spiderzed's faction) is attacking/fighting with another Cobra, and then using their alts to attack the other Cobra as well? Is that really what you're saying? Or is Spiderzed not a member of this group? Or have I completely misunderstood what you're saying? -- [[User:Bisfan|Bisfan]] 02:30, 5 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#::Spidey's not a member of the Senshi from what I can tell. And yes, you have misunderstood what I said. You should check the links. The Cobra linked here is the Cobra that was hijacked by RDD, not Spidey's Cobra. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 03:05, 5 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#::: The confusion arises from the fact that /whowas on the Nexuswar IRC server showed that both SailorMoon and Spiderzed connect to the server from the same hostmask. -- [[User:Bisfan|Bisfan]] 04:29, 5 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Best Bounty Hunter===<br />
#Josh Clark. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>03:02, 1 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
#Raven Corvus [[User:Domino Harvey|Domino Harvey]] 23:06, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[User:Kempy/K27|K27]]--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 23:56, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Ciscokitty [[User:Divs|Divs]] 03:03, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Goldenboots - I guess this goes here - 580 Zerg Kills and they all mean something, gracious, elegant and has boots made of gold.--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 03:25, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=824571 Duck J] With over 250 claims to his name and arguably the best BHer moment this year, Duck J unquestionably strikes fear into the hearts of PKers (and those allergic to fine duck down) everywhere.--[[User:Ciscokitty|Ciscokitty]] 04:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Nicholas Risto - And I DARE you to say otherwise. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:37, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Josh Clark. So badass, the Malton Globetrotters went to the effort of spending a month on him and only him.--[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] 01:16, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#While Nicholas Risto to this day has the highest bounty bucks total (by a good amount too I believe), my vote has to go to Ciscokitty for her work against text rapists and other unsavories across Malton. --[[User:RichterFury|RichterFury]] 03:40, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Hagnat.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 13:44, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=243093 Erica Rackham] Deadly, classy, hot as hell. Plus she still bothers to upload taunt screenies to the new RG, despite it being a right faff. I see no point in BHing without taunts, so, far as I'm concerned, Erica has kept BHing alive. --{{User:Hashk/sig}} 16:11, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1107232 Josh Clark] - There's no question about it. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Best Bounty Hunting Moment===<br />
#Text rapist hunting at Burchell Arms. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>02:37, 2 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
#[http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7473/sallymormongetclaimed.jpg Sally A Summers and Duck J have a live fight and someone is zedly pissed.] [[User:Divs|Divs]] 03:28, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:[http://www.cobrakills.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=164#p2071 Running much?] --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 21:15, 2 November 2011 (UTC) <br />
#::How rude I was busy minding my own business shooting someone when this little spicy chick rudely interrupted me by pulling a gun and shooting at me. Thats no way to ask for a date Ms Scott. But alas I be still alive Quack Quack *Tips hat. [[User:Duck J|Duck J]] 00:39, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Prudence sending finis valorum into a frenzy of fake prudence alt-creation. -- {{User:DT/Signature}} 04:37, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
# [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1864726 Shirley Ghostman's] assault on the PKer group CCPD. --[[User:Kirsty_cotton/sandpit|Kirsty Cotton]] <sub>[[Organization_XIII|Org XIII]]</sub> 21:45, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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==Harmanbargar Awards==<br />
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===Best Survivor Group===<br />
#[[SDN]]: A new survivor super-group that has proven itself this year with successful large scale operations in Ridleybank, Whittenside, Gulsonside, and Dunnell Hills against Malton's largest and most organized zombie groups.--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
#[[Skynet Defense Network]] Yes! They are a rough and tough bunch! --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 22:57, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Skynet Defense Network]]: An amazing survivor group that is well organized and fun. They come in, clean up and leave. No muss no fuss. You don’t even know that they’ve been there until they’ve already left and your suburb is all shiny and new. Well alright, if you're a zombie, you might know sooner. --[[User:Aliahnnyah|Aliahnnyah]] 02:36, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Reddit survivors]]. These guys really have their shit together. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>02:40, 2 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
#Close Personal Friends of Anime Sucks. When the Dead rolled the silent gang got down to business, no PR, no fanfare just simple hard work --[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 03:34, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Close Personal Friends of Anime Sucks -- As above. Seriously the best I've seen. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[The Cryptkeepers]] I like the work they are doing in [[Miltown]].--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>19:35, 2 November 2011 (bst)</small><br />
#As it does not seem appropriate to nominate my own alt's group and I'm unable to nominate all of our allies, my vote has to go to Malton Rangers. They have been right there alongside SDN almost every step of the way and have contributed strongly to survivor efforts overall by helping to revive the New Malton Colossus. --[[User:RichterFury|RichterFury]] 03:40, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#SDN. They have pie. --[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] 07:17, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[CAPD]]. Other groups like the Randoms or 404 have probably been more effective against The Dead, but from a PKer POV, they were the most fun target. Attacked them twice this year with SWA and Red Rum, and had a blast each time. Would do it again. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 15:28, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#: We love you too :3--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 21:46, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#::'''Disclaimer:''' The views and opinions expressed in the previous post are those of the authors and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of any official body of CAPD. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 22:15, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Skynet Defense Network]] - There's no question about this one neither. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Best Survivor===<br />
#SexualHarrison. He hold Miltown on his own --[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 03:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Saromu - Look at his resume. No, really. LOOK. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Albert Schwan - This survivor has it all. He has the brains the Zombies crave, he has gotten the Heathers panties in a wad so much they try to grief him, he has worked with many survivor groups in many operations across Malton. He is truly a Survivor --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Bad Attitude Barbie for her tireless efforts in promoting survivor coordination and sound strategy as commander of [[Skynet Defense Network]]. --[[User:RichterFury|RichterFury]] 03:40, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Bad Attitude Barbie for having grown the nominated Best (and Best New) Survivor Group [[SDN]] during (and before) the March of The Dead 2.0, bringing to life SDN's vision of a collaborative Malton by consistently being a driving force behind over a dozen multi-group operations across the map; for [http://imageshack.us/f/407/hermanmunsterrequestsba.png/ unprecedented success against elite zed groups] ; and for personally influencing the March (scared them into closing their public SomethingAwful recruitment and coordination thread, thereby strangling their hitherto snowballing growth rate). For kicking butt and chewing John Connors. [[User:Leon Silverblood|Leon Silverblood]] 06:37, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#::Seconded. Babs has proven to be a high caliber leader and tactician. She handled the absorption of the AZS with respect and grace, squashing all potential drama before it even began. One would never know from looking at it now that SDN was ever multiple autonomous groups. {{User:RobOppenheimer/Sig}} 15:29, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Hagnat.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 13:44, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#SexualHarrison, because when he's not playing breather, he makes being ''pantless'' the new kewl. [[User:Petite Fille|Petite Fille]] 12:04, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
# Kevan, no single person has done more in last year for survivors than Kevan. --[[User:Kirsty_cotton/sandpit|Kirsty Cotton]] <sub>[[Organization_XIII|Org XIII]]</sub> 21:38, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1659238 Albert Schwan] - The man is good with numbers. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Best Survivor Moment===<br />
# Everyone vs The Dead 2011: In an event that shaped the face of Malton, Survivors rallied after being reduced to their lowest number in some time. Eventually, the push back involved almost all major groups, including some zombies and PKers, who all worked to turn the tide. The resulting map had but two red suburbs and was mostly green.--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
#:Don't forget the crazy search rates the survivors had and the dead's numbers quickly dwindling. Chances are if they wanted to the map would still be a sea of red {{User:Mazu/sig}} 13:33, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#The Christmas Trees diverting half of the Dead on a frantic search to be grinch. --[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 03:37, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#First Siege of Caiger. This should be a no-brainer. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Skynet Defence Network, Team Xtreme, Malton Rangers, Knights Templar, The Fortress, MCDU, The Wraiths, Malton Restoration Society, and Foxhound battle Clubbed to Death, The Dead 2.0, and Feral Zombies in Gulsonside. For the 6 week long reversal of 2 years of Red Status of the suburb, and unruining of the majority of buildings around the burb.--[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 02:53, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#The survivor counter offensive and C.R.A.P. against the Dead. Biggest damn battle Malton's had in a while, and as legendary a comeback as it gets.--[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] 07:13, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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==Ineptitude Awards==<br />
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===Most Inept Group===<br />
# The Heathers: This once notable PKer group spent the end of 2010 and the entirety of 2011 hunting (with only moderate success) the same group of survivors for whom they were awarded a 2010 MMA. Even though those survivors neither hid nor retaliated, the Heathers continued to tout it as a landslide victory. With no original taunts in a year, no need to hunt their prey, no threat of reprisal, and only occasional diversions into other unsuccessful operations, they stand as a testament to laziness and ineptitude in the field of PKing truly worthy of this award. --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
#[[The Original Cobra]] for a number of reasons, but mainly for this [[Talk:The Original Cobra#Pwny resignations go here|rather grandiose claim]] they they would grief us (the other Cobra faction) out of the game if we didn't quit the group. Five months later, we're still very much alive and thriving! FAIL! {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:23, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Skynet. Absorbing a load of medicocre groups simply makes a medium sixed mediocre group, Good PR and chest thumping, usually poor operations. --[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 03:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Skynet - as Rapture; plus the worst RPing a pro-survivor group has done yet. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 04:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Council of Leaders - Butt of jokes years later. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Cobra]] The gay fake one, not the real one. -- [[Image:Cat Pic.png|14px]] [[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''Thadeous Oakley''']]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 16:00, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Cobra]]. All of them. Zergs vs. man-lesbians vs. trenchies. Whatevs. --[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] 01:30, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Corba]]. As above, the group has been a festival of drama and zerging throughout the majority of the year. --[[User:RichterFury|RichterFury]] 03:40, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:Zerging? Must've missed that part... care to explain? {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 18:47, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Skynet is just full of meh--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>15:01, 3 November 2011 (bst)</small><br />
#Skynet --[[User:Kirsty_cotton/sandpit|Kirsty Cotton]] <sub>[[Organization_XIII|Org XIII]]</sub> 22:00, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Skynet. [[User:Petite Fille|Petite Fille]] 11:58, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[RDD]] - For getting sent into a state of frustration because [[Bishōjo Senshi Sailor Moon]] managed to kill them all, going as far to the point where [http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php?topic=4522.msg60800#msg60800 Goribus accused the Senshis of zerging], but was very quickly proven wrong. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Most Inept Individual===<br />
#Cornholio returns. --[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 03:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Fedcom President --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1321517 DrJackson] for nominating himself for lifetime achievement. [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User%3ARapture&action=historysubmit&diff=1762344&oldid=1615089 Chest Thumping: The True Story]--{{User:Bad Attitude Barbie/sig}} 08:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:I second that--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 20:39, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
# The typical non-grouped survivor during the March of the Dead 2. Complacent, clueless, self-interested and mindless trenchies or near-trenchies flocking to whatever yellow suburb the Dead was about to rape next. Especially the idiots who helped out the Globetrotters. If that's not a legit nomination, [[User:Mayor MC Cheese]] for his [[Screw the Dead|colossally retarded not-even-trenchie-level-of-common-sense plan]]. --[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] 01:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1379697 richerd cranium] Not a very good PKer, and look at that profile. I mean really!--[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Finis. Doesn't get more inept than having to cheat in a stupidly simple browser game, in order to stand a chance to "win". And, as cheaters go, this is the saddest. --{{User:Hashk/sig}} 16:27, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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==Newcomer Awards==<br />
''Eligible are all groups/individuals who have entered the game in the last 18 months.''<br />
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===Best Newcomer===<br />
# [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1973699 Rob Oppenheimer]--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 16:46, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1835749 Onomatopoeia], as the most prolific killer on Desu Nōto/Death Note and with 142 kills to his name (bounty of 49), this man IS the sound of death comin' for ya! He's only been claimed three times, twice by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=824571 Duck J] and once by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1409388 KempyClassic] two of the finest hunters in Malton. CURSE YOU, ONOMATOPOEIA, I WILL HAVE YOU YET! --[[User:Ciscokitty|Ciscokitty]] 23:09, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Onomatapoeia, though Oppenheimer defintely deserves mention. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>02:27, 2 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
#[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1809058 JR BobDobbs]This newcomer debuted by handily winning AxeHack's Manhunt 4 with a total of 11 kills (nobody has ever won with more kills) and is on the currently leading team in the this year's Red October contest. Always stylish and fun, he has made an impressive entrance to Urban Dead.--[[User:Ciscokitty|Ciscokitty]] 04:19, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[User:Suburban_Ed|Suburban Ed]] - What are they FEEDING this kid? --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:40, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1835749 Onomatopoeia], all those on the Death Note kill list should quiver because he's [[Desu Nōto/Death Note|COMING FOR YOU!]] --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 19:08, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:Out of all the Holders, he's definitely the best one. [[Talk:Desu_Nōto/Death_Note#A_failed_claim|Compared to Vapor and Spiderzed who failed to properly carry out Al's death wish. Three times.]] xD --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:01, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Best New Group===<br />
#[[Skynet Defense Network]]: An amazing survivor group that is well organized and fun. They come in, clean up and leave. No muss no fuss. You don’t even know that they’ve been there until they’ve already left and your suburb is all shiny and new. Well alright, if you're a zombie, you might know sooner. --[[User:Aliahnnyah|Aliahnnyah]] 02:40, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:<s>[[Cobra (group)]]. Ok so it may not ''technically'' be new but this group of pkers have been through some real shit yet '''still''' managed to be the top pking group in 2011. I consider both splinters of the original cobra to be new groups so this categoryseems to be appropriate to me. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>02:56, 2 November 2011 (UTC)</sub></s><br />
#[[SDN]]: Old hands, new group, moderate numbers, huge impact. --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Wednesday, 2 November 2011</sub><br />
#[[Cobra]] - Bullgod leading a PKer group = Pretty epic. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:40, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Cobra]] The real one, not the gay fake one. -- [[Image:Cat Pic.png|14px]] [[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''Thadeous Oakley''']]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 15:58, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Skynet Defense Network]]: has the most impact of any new group in malton [[User:Duck J|Duck J]] 20:31, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Skynet Defense Network]]. They know what they're doing, actually go where they can get shit done, and save the bragging for when they actually win. Pretty uncommon group of traits among any group.--[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] 01:23, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Hagnat's Army]] --{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 13:43, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[Flowers of Decay]]. 75 kills in 30 days. Starting to look like they'll really live up to their namesake. I'm looking forward to seeing them take off. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>01:01, 4 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
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==Other Awards==<br />
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===Best Taunt===<br />
#Cutey meets a wrestler and indulges in a little [http://iamscott.net/1319910431931.html smack] [http://iamscott.net/1319910454555.html talk].{{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:19, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/64/pkerpp9.jpg/ This one. Stone cold, and Awesome.] --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#I've always liked Deej's taunts. This is one of my favorite of his more recent taunts: [http://iamscott.net/1315221570270.html] [http://iamscott.net/1315221583810.html] [http://iamscott.net/1315221618848.html] [http://iamscott.net/13152216324.html] [http://iamscott.net/1315221644205.html]. Sounds like he got a little sentimental there. A bromance now in pieces by uncovering [[Death Note|love letters]], perhaps? ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>21:30, 3 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
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===Best Dressed===<br />
''Make sure to add a profile link, and preferably a profilewit.''<br />
#[[User:Spiderzed/Alts/Sally|Sally A Summers]]' Halloween costume - [[:File:SallyCobra.png|Trenchie Vampiress]]! {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:19, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=284698 Sohee] - Fuzzy. Bunny. Slippers. I rest my case. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Grooviest Individual===<br />
#Bootsy Funk. Awwwwwww yeah! --{{User:Bad Attitude Barbie/sig}} 03:32, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Zaknrfama - Neon Knights. NEON. Also, a Knight. Also, attacking the source of the infection. Also, a BAMF. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Bootsy Funk = Win --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Bootsy Funk FTW--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 21:48, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Grooviest Group===<br />
#[[Maltonian_Inquisition]] - Glorious on a scale unmatched by any other group. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[PHOBIA]] - Great gimmick, fun to fight --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC) <br />
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===Most Improved===<br />
#Flogging Molly - He's come a long way. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Malton Globetrotters and the Dead's PKers in general. The average individual gone from BH turkey shoot fodder early in their march to currently wreaking utter havoc on reddit_survivors. I can't approve of it, but I sure can appreciate the deviousness involved.--[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] 01:50, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Services To The Industry===<br />
#[[User:DT]] --{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 16:44, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Anime Sucks {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 23:37, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Blue Emu kept the PK list running after desenz went down. Massive contribution that needs to be recognized. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Kyle. For the RG itself, of course, no one has done more for the industry. Now fix the bloody thing already, ktx. --{{User:Hashk/sig}} 16:41, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Sophie. Where would we be with out the DSS Map and High-Lighter not to mention a bunch of other assists along the way :) [[User:Duck J|Duck J]] 20:05, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[User:Akule|Akule]]. Others might be more notorious as killers, but no one else has such a keen eye on zerging, and that constantly over years. There would be much fewer funny green targets to shoot without his work. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 22:31, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Lifetime Achievement===<br />
#[[User:DT]] --{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 16:44, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Anime Sucks {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 23:37, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Kempy. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>02:23, 2 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
#DrJackson. DT was simply my puppet--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 03:27, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:<s>Ryan Lynch [[User:Divs|Divs]] 03:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC)</s> <small>Older vote struck - only one vote per user and category. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 18:29, 2 November 2011 (UTC)</small><br />
#Ciscokitty [[User:Divs|Divs]] 03:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Karloth Vois --{{User:DT/Signature}} 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Kempy ***flashes gold teeth*** WOOOO! {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 07:58, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Ryan Lynch Over 500 Claims nobody come close to that total #1 Alltime [[User:Duck J|Duck J]] 17:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#AidenFury - One of the most knowledgeable Bounty Hunters still around Malton today. Has a lot of influence in the teaching and making of Bounty Hunters in Malton. Almost everything involving Bounty Hunting, Aiden is there in some shape or form. --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Ciscokitty's contributions to BHing are as great as any out there and far better than all but a select few. It is always difficult for me to narrow choices down to one player as I have known so many good one, but Ciscokitty is truly one of the greats and has played a central role in two bounty hunter groups of note [[The Saints]] and [[The Illuminati]] over the last three and a half years. --[[User:RichterFury|RichterFury]] 03:40, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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=Judge's Area=<br />
For one thing, I want to keep JP discussion this year as transparent as possible, so I try to keep as much of it on the wiki as possible. Of course, cat-herding 5 folks without employing forums PMs, e-mail and IRC will be tough, so this plan is almost guaranteed to fail, but it is still something I will try to. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 16:45, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
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==Categories==<br />
Any comment's from my fellow judges about the categories? Carrie wondered on IRC if we could have a survivor category this year. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 16:45, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:I'm totally down with a survivor category. Since we already cover PK'ers,BH'ers and zeds, why not? Only seems fair. Any decent PK'er worth their salt will have encountered some survivor group whom they'll have gained a little respect for after all. Let's see a best/wittiest taunt in here too. Bit of recognition for those class one liners that often get missed. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 17:05, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
::Oh, Best Taunt. Yes, that deserves its own entry. Last year, all such attempts got swamped out by broader PKer events like the war on ACC. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 22:44, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:::Added, along with Best Dressed. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 23:05, 28 October 2011 (BST)<br />
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==Time Range==<br />
Checking for the man-hunt events, I saw that Red October ends on November 22 and that AHMH5 starts on December 2. I'd prefer a clean cut that gives people some wiggling room to vote for the current event without bleeding over into the next, so I'd like to change the end date to November 30 (giving one week to evaluate and vote for RO2, without overlapping into AHMH5). Anyone against that? --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 12:38, 28 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:That's fine with me. AHMH4 happened after the last Malties. Of course so did the first Red October. :P ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>14:37, 28 October 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
::All good in the hood, SZ. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 15:59, 28 October 2011 (BST) <br />
:::Do they have hoods in Scotland I thought it was just hobbit cloaks ans plaid school girl skirts. <3 {{User:Brad Dahlia/sig1}} 06:28, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::Course we have hoods. It's constantly fucking raining, innit? My question is do they have formatting in mongland. Learn to wiki, you plonk. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 07:19, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::::Formatting? Why when it so much more enjoyable to piss you off. Don't get your skirt in knot. I may just nominate you for best zerg. {{User:Brad Dahlia/sig1}} 07:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::::That it? That the best you got? C'mon, I'll give you another couple of free ones, before I'll show you how it's done, k? Entertain me. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 12:03, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::::::Your thinking is off old bean. I am not doing this for your entertainment I am doing it for mine. {{User:Brad Dahlia/sig1}} 16:17, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::Extended then. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 23:05, 28 October 2011 (BST)<br />
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=Other stuff=<br />
==General Banter==<br />
Do not cast your vote yet. Categories are still subject to panel discussion. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 15:33, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:Frankly after the '''Bullshit''' nomination last year of the FU into a finalist position when they tied for votes with [[SFHNAS]] I'm glad you've actually got some voices of reason on the panel this year. --[[User:Rosslessness|Like Moss and The Dude.....]] 15:44, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:: Yup. But we've got Harrison too, so...for every ying, a yang. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 15:53, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:::Prediction: Half the PKer community do not recognize this MMA and hold their own (the other cobra crowd). Natural result of Prediction: Lulz.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 18:02, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:::Half the community? I see 1 PKer and a bunch of alt abusers here. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 02:10, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::please tell me '''I'm''' the pker.. oh cause i care so much for your approval. not.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>08:21, 3 November 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::::Plus, it's circle jerk of epic faggotry. WTF?! Get an original idea. [[File:Fail.jpg]]--{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 15:25, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::::[[Image:RMES.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 15:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::I demand a jury of Ross and 11 other sys-ops to arbitrate this. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 18:11, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::I rule in favour of the side that posts the most images of Bill Duke on the wiki in the next week, whilst avoiding vandalism/misconduct punishment. --[[User:Rosslessness|Like Moss and The Dude.....]] 18:33, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::wow yon. that was funny. #truth--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>22:09, 27 October 2011 (bst)</small><br />
:::::Jury, Spidey? Who do you think you are? Me? :P --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:46, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::I do. I also refuse all non-sys-ops as arbitrators, and won't participate unless there are at least 12 members in the jury. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 22:53, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::::There's only 9 SysOps, excluding yourself. Unless you wish to count Kevan and Urbandead as well, that will be 11. The question is...Will you be able to convince Kevan and Urbandead to partake in this jury? ;) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:08, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::::Who said I was to be excluded? --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 23:21, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
: In what category would you suggest nominating "everyone vs The Dead 2011"? Perhaps a crossover event category? Also, does the failure of a PKer group to do anything of merit in the last year and half while still remaining constantly active count as ineptitude?--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
::Tricky one that. Could be under Best Zombie moment or Best Survivor, considering we did figure them out and pull off an amazing 'V The Mini Series' comeback. Either way, it's deffo gonna win an award cos it was the highlight moment of the year no doubt. Also, sure, why not. [[Image:Tongue.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 00:46, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::Since the pro-active part of the overall new March of the Dead was driven by the zombie side, I would file it under zombie moment. Particular smaller events within that scope driven by survivors might fall under survivor event. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 01:24, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::So the original march would be a zombie moment but the survivor rally/comeback amd C.R.A.P. campaign would be a survivor moment? Good to know. I presume you will post when you are ready to take nominations? --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
:::::Nominations have been open for 1.5 hours now. I just don't want to be the first, since I already judge. I'd first like to see what other people consider as noteworthy without influencing them. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 01:38, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::::There you go. Now you have some nominations, so by all means, have at. --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
:::::::I will hold back for the first few days at least. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 02:21, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::::::Is the format of these OK?--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
:::::::::<nowiki># blablah --~~~~</nowiki> does fine. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 02:41, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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HEY GUYS LETS VOTE oh wait it wont mean dick [[User:DanceDanceRevolution|anno]][[Every Villain Is Lemons|ying]] 23:59, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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==Newcomer Awards==<br />
After last year's discussion about Natasha Fatale and the good points DDR brought up, I have decided to set the time range from 12 to 18 months. Original proposal was 15 months - I just added 3 months to make up for the fact that this year's MMA will be about 3 months later. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 16:45, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
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:Niiiice. I'll sport this right now in fact. Cheers Mich. [[Image:Cool.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 04:00, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== Categories ==<br />
Seeing as we have Best Dressed ?, can we also have Best Roleplayer and Best Animal, my deepest apologies if this is the wrong area for discussion, it is late and and have not had my pai.--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 04:02, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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How the fuck is there no Best Cyber category? I would like to have a chance to win something. --[[User:Kirsty_cotton/sandpit|Kirsty Cotton]] <sub>[[Organization_XIII|Org XIII]]</sub> 22:00, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== ZKer/Life Cultist ==<br />
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is this character-type obsolete or considered survivor-type? {{User:Son of Sin/sig}} <small>09:09, 2 November 2011 (UTC)</small><br />
:nope just gay--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>13:12, 2 November 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::I think there is barely enough dedicated life-culting to have enough of a pool of alts for any kind of dedicated award. There is only one group really dedicated to it. Otherwise, survivors just use life-culting a rarely used tactic of opportunity. File them under survivor if you really want to, but why would you? --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 18:16, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::Says the man with the rainbow-pooping pop-tart cat in his signature? Appreciate the thought though Son of Sin but Spiderzed is right, there are too few of us for a category as yet. I would argue that life-cultists should be grouped in with zombies if you want to nominate. They do most of their work without a pulse after all. --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Thursday, 3 November 2011</sub><br />
:::lol well, okay...just didn't want this particular group left out. {{User:Son of Sin/sig}} <small>05:49, 3 November 2011 (UTC)</small><br />
::::ah but i also have tasty boobies in this sig also.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>17:54, 3 November 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::Oh and I forgot to answer the "why would you". Well, maybe because it is..the best strategy ever! It is justified by the zombie Mythos and it gets right under the rotting stenchie skin of zombies who take their zombie pride too seriously. Other than that, *shrugs* no reason. ;) --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Thursday, 3 November 2011</sub><br />
:::Stenchie? Is that the zombie equivalent to trenchie? ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>20:24, 3 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
::::Yep. You can thank Illwind of the FU for that one. You know the type: profile reads "Big shambling pile of death covered in blood with the bones of his enemies still stuck in his teeth...etc" gets bent out of shape about CRs. --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Thursday, 3 November 2011</sub><br />
:::::My goodness, Albert, how do you come up with some of this stuff? That's no more illwind's profile than it is his attitude about CRs. He actually likes to chatter with survivors on the rare occasion he's CR'ed. If he doesn't want to be up and about, he might roll his eyes and then window dive but he certainly doesn't bitch about getting CR'ed. But another subject that caught my eye here is whether Zkers and Life Cultist should be classified as survivors or zombies, and I would argue that neither group should ever be considered a "zombie" in spite of their state of being. Motivation and intent speak far louder than whether someone is breathing or not. As in my own case, when I'm breathing I may throw a compassionate needle here or slap a FAK there but if the barricades are coming down, I promise you that I'll watch that building burn to the ground and not lift a finger to stop it. Zedren need to feed even if I'm a side dish on the menu, so what does that say about my motivation and intent regardless of my breathing status? When you Life ZALP'ers start breaking down barricades for something other than correcting a pinata, let me know and I'll reassess my evaluation here. [[User:Petite Fille|Petite Fille]] 11:49, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::::Before this gets out of hand I think you misinterpreted my statement. I was not calling Illwind a stenchie, I was saying that he coined the term. The profile text was generic example. Illwind is a great zombie and a nice person to have around. The same goes for his reanimated hand and for you. As far as life cultist, "Zombie is a state of mind" is Bra!nzbarg propaganda. Zombie is a biological state, everything beyond that is barhah. The one useful thing Zombie George of your group ever said to me was when he chastised me with "who are you to define barhah for me?" I urge you not to make my mistake. Biologically we are zombies. We consider ourselves zombies. We are unlikely to win anything here, so if we could please leave the drama off of the event page. I am happy enough to have this discussion on a life culting page where it belongs. --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Saturday, 5 November 2011</sub><br />
:::::::You sure do know how to fill up space, Schwan. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 06:08, 5 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== Commandment ==<br />
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I thought that you all would need reminding of this. <br />
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The 6th commandment. Thou shalt not murder.<br />
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:Not according to your user page. What's the matter, you forgot the numbering already? {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 10:36, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::(Looks at the 6th commandment on the user page) OK then, remember guys, no adultery on the nominations page.--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Thursday, 3 November 2011</sub><br />
:::What do you expect from a false [[User:God|God]]? ;) --{{User:Akule/sig}} 01:18, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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==What has happened to the MMA's?==<br />
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I return from a long rest to find Bounty Hunters nominated for lifetime achievement and services to the industry? What is this? When did the MMA's seek to recognize these individuals? I grant they have made contributions in their own field of endeavors. RichterFury, I'm sure "Ciscokitty's contributions to BHing are as great as any out there and far better than all but a select few" but to see awards for zeds and Bher's on what was once a ceremony brought forth by Pker's for Pker's...we're comparing apples to oranges here. --[[User:Hibernaculum|Hibernaculum]] 19:20, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:Zombie awards had already been issued in [[Malton Murder Awards MMX|2010]] without much protest. As for the nominations, the MMA is what people make of it. If a BHer ends up among the three bests, there is little a judge can do about it but to nominate someone more deserving to even the odds. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 19:28, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:(ec) I introduced the zombie awards last year as I felt they justified "murder" more than a lot of the other fields. I had also phased out bounty hunters last year because, well, fuck them; and I still don't really see the point in bringing them back. I'm also pretty disappointed that standalone death cult fields have been pared out, and full pro-survivor stuff has been introduced. Guess I shouldn't have aimed for a winter timeslot this year. :/ {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 19:30, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::I would point out that PKers are players too. That means bounty hunters are player killers by definition. Logically they belong here as they do contribute to the industry--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Thursday, 3 November 2011</sub><br />
:::I've been more or less staying out of the survivor categories because I don't feel that is what MMA is about. Bounty hunters are just bureaucratic PKers in my eyes. They deserve a category in MMA I think but I won't personally nominate them for "Best Of" awards outside of the BH category. So yeah, I don't know what happened here either. I don't think it has anything to do with the planning of it per se it's just that survivors have taken peculiar interest in the awards this year. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>19:50, 3 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
::::I merged death-cults into zombies because there were so few different nominations last year... Users really had to struggle just to get three different cultists nominated. I see death-culting anyway rather as a technique that is used by zombie groups to varying degrees, than as a good clear-cut way of describing a group.<br>As for BHers, [[Talk:Malton_Murder_Awards_MMX#Awards_MIA|they were called for last year]], so I decided to bring them back.<br>As for survivors, a judge brought up the idea, and no one else on the panel saw objections, so we decided to give it a try. If everyone hates it, it can always be dropped in future years. But without trying it out, we will never know. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 19:54, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::::What? Are you referring to my comment there? I wasn't calling for them to be added to the Lifetime Achievement or Services to the Industry categories or to have their own section of awards. It was just a call to return their one little piece in a Pker award ceremony. To honor the best of our mutual enemies. Anyway, what's done is done. --[[User:Hibernaculum|Hibernaculum]] 20:10, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::::And what's done is ''ridiculous''. These aren't the Malton '''Murder''' Awards. These are the Malton ''Everything'' Awards. Name change, please. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 12:46, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::::::Heh.. Remove the survivor section, doesn't fit here. If people want a survivor awards deal someone can organize one elserwhere. Something like "Malton Sheep Awards" has a nice ring to it.{{User:Mazu/sig}} 14:23, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::::::Piss off, the pair of ye'. This is how it is this year, and if you don't like it? Tough titty. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 14:37, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::::::::This wasn't approved by Commandant Karloth and/or sanctioned by Red Rum, considering its a Red Rum event, I would say you piss off.--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 15:20, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::::::::I am m8. All over your precious Red Rum and their butthurt ickle egos. Now, you gonna vote or what? {{User:Kempy/sig}} 15:39, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::::::::::i can happen to agree. the best survivor etc, etc. has no place here. didn't it used to be best target... person and group?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>15:41, 4 November 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::::::::::::PG era innit? Next year, we're doing housewifery and best in show too. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 15:44, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::::::::::::For this year, I won't take any categories away. We might talk about adding categories if there is a lot of demand for them, but I think it would be stupid to take away a category that has already received a lot of votes. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 15:50, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::::::::::it's bullshit! boycott! #OCCUPY THE MALTON MURDER AWARDS!--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>15:56, 4 November 2011 (bst)</small><br />
:::::::::::::Shuddup, or my foot will occupy your jacksie. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 15:59, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::::::::::If it helps any you can think of the survivor section from a PKer perspective: a section to honor those of your victims who are a little better at not being victims. It seems to me much like an expanded version of the opposite of the bullet-sponge award of past. It is a bit odd but it injects a bit of graciousness into the event. Though my Manhunter and many of you often choose to be assholes, there is nothing in the rules to say that PKers can’t be gracious. A survivor group has hosted the event many times after all. --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Friday, 4 November 2011</sub><br />
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== MMA Broadcast ==<br />
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Any thoughts on which frequency this will be held this year? CORAM would be happy to accomidate again this year. Contact me if you want to coordinate something. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>20:38, 3 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
:It'd probably be a shame not to do it over the emergency broadcast system, I've found it a good way to keep the event from seeming too wiki-centric. I always found camping out in the Coram Building for a few weeks beforehand was useful as well, built a bit more interest and made sure it was evident how safe the area was or wasn't. Just make sure you plan the speech so it flows in radio-sized nuggets. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 20:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::I had actually [[Floyde Stadium]] in mind as most appropriate place for Eleven, but that might just be my weird humour. OTOH the EBS is the classic, and has already been missed last year. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 21:31, 3 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::I thought we just got it a bit late cause of the hordes. Floyde Stadium would require listeners to actually be present though, which is much less practical. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 01:05, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::Yeah, Mis did the broadcast it was just about a week delayed because Lwood was completely wrecked at the scheduled time. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>01:34, 4 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
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Is it one vote per "user", or one vote per account ? --[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 01:15, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:Per user, as are all votes on the wiki. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 01:21, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::Seems a bit silly seeing some of the sockpuppetry going on--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 02:35, 4 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::you are mistaken.. this here is meatpuppetry.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>11:31, 4 November 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::::If you see any sockpuppetry we don't know of, tell us where exactly. Sys-ops can checkuser to weed it out. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 15:30, 4 November 2011 (UTC)</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Sexualharrison&diff=1953887User talk:Sexualharrison2011-11-02T22:18:09Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* You are a constant source of disappointment. */ new section</p>
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== Sorry for the rollback ==<br />
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Sorry for rolling back your page; I'm editing on a touchscreen blackberry and accidentally tapped the wrong link while trying to load a page from my watchlist.--{{User:The General/sig}} 19:35, 27 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:ooh i better go and apologize on your talk page.. eppp! i just thought you were being the uptight tight wad that you usually are. and why are you watching my talk page? creepy fucking janitor stalker--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>19:37, 27 May 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::This happens to me a lot since the new wiki put rollback links on RC. Is there a way we can remove them? ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>19:44, 27 May 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
:::The real problem is more the lack of a confirm button I'd think. The rollback page doesn't even need to load for it to take action.--<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev#Buildings_Update_Danger_Maps|maps 2.0?!]]</font></sup></small> 22:18, 27 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::::Yeah. Unfortunately, it's an inherent part of the rollback feature; would be pointless without it.--{{User:The General/sig}} 08:59, 28 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::I could probably write some javascript to remove it, if you want.--{{User:The General/sig}} 08:59, 28 May 2011 (BST)<br />
::Yeah, even an uptight tightwad like me doesn't use rollback on talk pages purely because they disagree with the content (which I don't, particularly, anyway) :P. It's on my watchlist because I probably left a message on here at some point in the past 5 years: I have it set to auto-watch pages and consequently I now seem to have most of the wiki on my watchlist.--{{User:The General/sig}} 08:59, 28 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::probably from [[User_talk:The_General#FOR_WHAT.3F | this]] and [[User:Sexualharrison/Archive#Warning | that]] as it was the last time we communicated. you still are creepy. and It's not that i didn't agree with the content. it just took up so much room. i would have just blanked it but unfortunately kempty is quite funny and persistent.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>12:55, 28 May 2011 (bst)</small><br />
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== I IZ HOUNDING YOU!! ==<br />
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See? You fucking love it too, you filthy little filly. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 19:43, 27 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:see i would be more impressed if you found something with a play on my name. fail ya homo.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>23:43, 27 May 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::What, the sexual harrisonment above isn't enough for you? No wonder you're still single then, you're more demanding than a woman. [[Image:Finethen.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 09:40, 28 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::I'm single?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>12:45, 28 May 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::::Yeah, sorry. I met someone else. You're dumped. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 12:52, 28 May 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::at least make it into a template. lazy gob.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>12:57, 28 May 2011 (bst)</small><br />
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== Death Rattle ==<br />
<br />
*''A zombie said "Azzbag nah brrh mah manbagz habrab!" (11 hours and 39 minutes ago)''<br />
Joy. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 07:32, 30 May 2011 (BST)<br />
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==Dang==<br />
Feel free to delete this. But I'd just like to say your a flippin champ at getting bots. Everyone I've seen you already listed with in minutes and here I considered myself stalker of the Recent changes page.{{User:Mazu/sig}} 02:37, 3 June 2011 (BST)<br />
:thanks! what can I say. i've been bored '''a lot''' at work lately.{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>02:52, 3 June 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::I've just been playing with code with my free time. Must have changed my sig 5 times in the last week and edited my user page a dozen.{{User:Mazu/sig}} 03:00, 3 June 2011 (BST)<br />
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<br />
==What 'Sexual Harris' meant==<br />
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAC3C0Wkqiw Sexual Harris]<br />
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But yeah, I'm totally in for that Sysop awards thing - {{User:Goribus/Sig}} 02:53, 9 June 2011 (BST)<br />
:"i still don't get it"--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>02:58, 10 June 2011 (bst)</small><br />
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== LAWL ==<br />
<br />
''and hagz was never on the panel to begin with. but i still supported him for sysops'' and ''shit i'm high forget that last bit''... take one down and pass it around... --<small>[[User:Hagnat|hagnat]]</small> 13:50, 28 June 2011 (BST)<br />
:[[File:Image-Smileyspassingjoint.gif]] [[File:Image-Smileysmokingbong.gif]]--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>14:00, 28 June 2011 (bst)</small><br />
:: I found a store which had the most amazing bongs ever... too bad the girl would bitch a lot if i bring one home --<small>[[User:Hagnat|hagnat]]</small> 14:39, 28 June 2011 (BST)<br />
:::get a vaporizer. she would never know.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>15:03, 28 June 2011 (bst)</small><br />
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== ... ==<br />
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<p align="right">{{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 03:10, 4 July 2011 (BST)</p><br />
:umm and?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>03:46, 4 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
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== [[The Urban Dead Wiki Comics Page]] ==<br />
I tweaked the entry for [[The UD Side]]. Let me know what you think. --{{User:Akule/sig}} 15:45, 8 July 2011 (BST)<br />
:pretty funny. so when are you going to vote on the grimmies?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>17:02, 8 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
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== I <i>am</i> recent changes ==<br />
Thanks for the welcome! Good to see you again, old cock. So what's happened in the last four years? --{{User:Cap'n Silly/Sig}} 07:42, 13 July 2011 (BST)<br />
:Holy carp. I remember you! {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 10:43, 13 July 2011 (BST)<br />
::loads luckily we have this wiki. start reading.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>13:50, 13 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
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== YON is not funny '''EVER''' ==<br />
<br />
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 17:49, 13 July 2011 (BST)<br />
:Diplomatic Immunity! IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 17:51, 13 July 2011 (BST)<br />
::I'd buy that for a dollar!--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 17:53, 13 July 2011 (BST)<br />
:DDR stop fucking edit conflicting me on my own damn talk page! yon, it's only '''not''' funny when you say anything.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>17:54, 13 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::I do not understand the meaning of this sentence. Please try again.--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 17:55, 13 July 2011 (BST)<br />
:::As in did you mean "Whenever Yon says something it is unfunny", "If Yon says something not related to the situation it is unfunny" or "Other"?--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 18:00, 13 July 2011 (BST)<br />
[[Image:Bucket_of_shutup.png]]--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>18:01, 13 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
:I know you gentlemen are tired, but I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH. --[[User:Rosslessness|Rosslessness]] 18:18, 13 July 2011 (BST)<br />
am i going to have to unwatch my page today?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>18:21, 13 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
:You have to do the Truffle Shuffle first.--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 18:22, 13 July 2011 (BST)<br />
::for some reason i could see chunk growing up to become you, yon.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>18:40, 13 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
:::But seriously, which of those two statements did you mean?--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 20:41, 13 July 2011 (BST)<br />
::::donkey, anything that comes out of your mouth, no matter how hilarious. will instantly become unfunny, only because it was said by you. clear? you are not funny, ever --{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>20:44, 13 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
:::::kk, honey. Love you too. xx --[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 22:19, 13 July 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::::luv has nothing to do with it. i still like you as a person.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>02:38, 14 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::::::::Awesum.--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 12:55, 14 July 2011 (BST)<br />
:You're one ugly motherfucker -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 02:49, 16 July 2011 (BST)<br />
::that's not what yo mama says--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>04:58, 16 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
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== Warning I am a troll and a zerg ==<br />
<br />
[[Image:Stop_hand.png|left|35px]]Please do not vandalize this wiki by associating with known zergers. Continuing this behavior may lead to your reputation being destroyed.-[[User:JohnnyCakes|JohnnyCakes]] 10:24, 17 July 2011 (BST)<br />
:who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you talking about?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>12:08, 17 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::The [[Malton Zergarabinieri]]. You have been observed conversing with them...please don't doom you and your family to a life of pain and misery. Cut all ties with these filthy zergers. TODAY! While there is still time...-[[User:JohnnyCakes|JohnnyCakes]] 12:13, 17 July 2011 (BST)<br />
:::ummm asshole try getting [http://iamscott.net/1308888780705.html your] [http://iamscott.net/1308970549400.html facts] straight. i mother fucking [http://rg.urbandead.net/screenshots/view/23403 killed] them in game you retard. as far as the wiki? i prefer to be civil to people that are civil to me. now stay the fuck off my talk page retard.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>12:29, 17 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::::Kill them more and you will be forgiven for that foul language.-[[User:JohnnyCakes|JohnnyCakes]] 12:31, 17 July 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::you are no longer welcome on my talk page. any further posts from you will be deleted unread. now piss off.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>12:36, 17 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
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== Sig ==<br />
<br />
Pretty sure Nyancat needs to be set to 35px to have a 14px height, but I could be wrong. the image is uploaded as 53x21, so to get 21/14 = 1.5, and 53/1.5 = 35.33. So yeah, I think it needs to be reduced slightly. :p --[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 16:11, 26 July 2011 (BST)<br />
:it's not really fucking with the spacing no more than a few other peoples sigs. don't you have anything better to do?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>16:14, 26 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::Meh, I ran across the page and just thought I'd tell you. There's no link to sig policy so this wasn't an official 7 days warning or anything. :P --[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 16:25, 26 July 2011 (BST)<br />
:::well i made it a bit smaller. now piss off. :P--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>16:33, 26 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
:You don't need maths to set the height of an image. Simply adding an ''x'' in front of the pixel dimention is enough. So <nowiki>[[File:Sig PoptartFINALTINY.gif|35px]]</nowiki> produces and image that is 35px wide and autoscaled on the height : [[File:Sig PoptartFINALTINY.gif|35px]] or <nowiki>[[File:Sig PoptartFINALTINY.gif|x14px]]</nowiki> produces one that is 14px high and autoscaled on the width: [[File:Sig PoptartFINALTINY.gif|x14px]]. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>16:56, 26 July 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
::shouldn't you be making grimmie templates?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>17:00, 26 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
:::Shouldn't you be making me a sammich? ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>17:15, 26 July 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
::::I mostly stole from Mazu but here you go. {{tl|GrimmieWin}} and {{tl|GrimmieNom}} are there for your review. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>17:39, 26 July 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
:::::me Likes. what kind of sammich? pastrami, or corn beef on rye?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>18:44, 26 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::::::I actually just ate me a Pastrami sammich. Bring me a beer, instead. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>18:52, 26 July 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
:::::::hows about [http://www.shmaltz.com/HEBREW/index.html this] brew?--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>18:54, 26 July 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::::::::Oooh its Kosher! ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>18:58, 26 July 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
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==A new group...==<br />
I'm just trying to spur interest in a new group I'm working on and thought you might be a tad interested. It's called, [[Desu Nōto]]. I'm not done with the page yet. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 18:46, 1 August 2011 (BST)<br />
:sorry i've been thinking of joining the knights for long time. good luck.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>19:10, 1 August 2011 (bst)</small><br />
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== I was curious... ==<br />
<br />
...who that was that applied. Best of luck to you harrison. and remember there are many occasions where google-fu is your friend [[Image:cool.gif|18px]] {{User:Mazu/sig}} 23:34, 1 August 2011 (BST)<br />
:and it figures you gave me the hardest time on both trys {{tongue}}--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>21:28, 6 August 2011 (bst)</small><br />
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== Question, Good Sir ==<br />
Are you still having issues with [[Local_Roftwood_Defense_Complex | these fellows]]? If so, having recently returned to the good world of Malton, I'd be happy to assist. I'm not far from Roftwood and feel like getting my hands a bit bloody. Praise Knowledge! -- {{User:BlackReaper/sig}} 20:12, 6 August 2011 (BST)<br />
:nope. they pussed out and we came to an [http://c4nt.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=vip&action=display&thread=2567 arrangement].--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>21:02, 6 August 2011 (bst)</small><br />
::Ah ok. Well it was worth a shot seeing as how it was not too long ago. Good luck in future endeavors then. Praise Knowledge! -- {{User:BlackReaper/sig}} 22:16, 6 August 2011 (BST)<br />
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==Wiki Page==<br />
Some of the code on this [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Mazu/Sandbox/Userspace/Archive3 page] might be helpful if your still working on your page for Golam. {{User:Mazu/sig}} 17:55, 10 August 2011 (BST)<br />
:i'm about as far as I'm going to go with it. feel free to change it up or improve it anyway you see fit.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>17:56, 17 August 2011 (bst)</small><br />
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== Grimmie results ==<br />
<br />
I put the rest of the results up on the main [[Grimmies]] page but looks like there is one tie you didn't break. Who does The Most Stupid Sysop Mistake go to? I know its a tough call. Also, I have an idea for a subpage. It'll be like an Awards Presentation thing. Care if I just go with it? ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>17:17, 17 August 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
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:Bro, why did you pick me for biggest attention whore when you voted for Grim at the voting stage? :p --{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 17:19, 17 August 2011 (BST)<br />
::vapes, sure have it. yon, because i can change my mind can't i? you were getting too much attention just being yourself as is. i'll break the tie later this week when i have some free time.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>17:55, 17 August 2011 (bst)</small><br />
:::Just asking.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 18:23, 17 August 2011 (BST)<br />
::::Choo doo! Ee chee wa maa!--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>19:03, 17 August 2011 (bst)</small><br />
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Ok I went with something more basic than my original plan which involved a presentation of the awards by Charlie Sheen. It really wouldn't have been worth all the trouble and probably had been pretty unfunny in the end. Feel free to do some write-ups for the individual sysops on [[Grimmies/Winners]]. Page looks kind of bland without it. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>16:49, 18 August 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
:i'll get to it sometime before next years ;P--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>16:50, 18 August 2011 (bst)</small><br />
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== You are a constant source of disappointment. ==<br />
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--[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 22:18, 2 November 2011 (UTC)</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Malton_Murder_Awards_2011&diff=1953565Talk:Malton Murder Awards 20112011-11-02T02:10:15Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* General Banter */</p>
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==PKer Awards==<br />
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===Best PKer Group===<br />
#[[Cobra (group)]] - It's been five months and almost [http://cobrakills.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=139&start=360 400 kills] since the split, and we're going stronger than ever. Can't argue with numbers like that. {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:26, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Best PKer===<br />
#[[User:Spiderzed/Alts/Sally|Sally A Summers]], Malton's premier femme fatale. Get a load of that bounty - PHWOAR! {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:26, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Best PKer Moment===<br />
#[[Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt 4|Axe Hack's Manhunt 4]]: It was going to be nominated, why not get it out of the way? The bloodiest manhunt to date featuring a who's who of who's killing you. --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
#The splintering of [[Cobra]] and the still lingering grudge that it caused. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>02:54, 1 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
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==Zombie/Death-Cult Awards==<br />
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===Best Zombie Group===<br />
#[[The Dead 2.0]] - who else? They tore this city to shreds. {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:28, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Best Zombie===<br />
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===Best Zombie Moment===<br />
# The March of the Dead 2011: After a long period of semi-dormancy, the Dead resurfaced with the help of Death cultist subsidiaries and drove survivors to the brink of extinction. --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
#March of the Dead. No question. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>02:56, 1 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
#[[March of The Dead 2]] - kills loads of people, wrecked most of the city and [[:Category:Suburb_History#Map_Records|turned the map red]]. Nuff said. {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:28, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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==Bounty Hunter Awards==<br />
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===Best Bounty Hunter Group===<br />
#Team Extreme. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>02:56, 1 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
#Team Xtreme. Hands down the most collaborative, coordinated and assiduous group of bounty hunters working in Malton today. Led by Josh Clark and and his second, Katie Burns, Team Xtreme's work has influenced the lives of survivors, the un-lives of zombies and the should-get-a-lives of text rapists. Malton is a better place because of them. --{{User:Bad Attitude Barbie/sig}} 03:25, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Fallen Saints - Rabbit and Cutter are a gruesome twosome. {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:30, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:The ironic part: Both Robbie the Rabbit and Carrie Cutter are Josh Clark and Jess Cutter, respectively, who are ironically in Team Xtreme. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:20, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Best Bounty Hunter===<br />
#Josh Clark. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>03:02, 1 November 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
#Raven Corvus [[User:Domino Harvey|Domino Harvey]] 23:06, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[User:Kempy/K27|K27]]--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 23:56, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Best Bounty Hunting Moment===<br />
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==Harmanbargar Awards==<br />
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===Best Survivor Group===<br />
#[[SDN]]: A new survivor super-group that has proven itself this year with successful large scale operations in Ridleybank, Whittenside, Gulsonside, and Dunnell Hills against Malton's largest and most organized zombie groups.--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
#[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/SDN Skynet Defense Network] Yes! They are a rough and tough bunch! --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 22:57, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Best Survivor===<br />
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===Best Survivor Moment===<br />
# Everyone vs The Dead 2011: In an event that shaped the face of Malton, Survivors rallied after being reduced to their lowest number in some time. Eventually, the push back involved almost all major groups, including some zombies and PKers, who all worked to turn the tide. The resulting map had but two red suburbs and was mostly green.--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
#:Don't forget the crazy search rates the survivors had and the dead's numbers quickly dwindling. Chances are if they wanted to the map would still be a sea of red {{User:Mazu/sig}} 13:33, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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==Ineptitude Awards==<br />
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===Most Inept Group===<br />
# The Heathers: This once notable PKer group spent the end of 2010 and the entirety of 2011 hunting (with only moderate success) the same group of survivors for whom they were awarded a 2010 MMA. Even though those survivors neither hid nor retaliated, the Heathers continued to tout it as a landslide victory. With no original taunts in a year, no need to hunt their prey, no threat of reprisal, and only occasional diversions into other unsuccessful operations, they stand as a testament to laziness and ineptitude in the field of PKing truly worthy of this award. --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
#[[The Original Cobra]] for a number of reasons, but mainly for this [[Talk:The Original Cobra#Pwny resignations go here|rather grandiose claim]] they they would grief us (the other Cobra faction) out of the game if we didn't quit the group. Five months later, we're still very much alive and thriving! FAIL! {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:23, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Most Inept Individual===<br />
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==Newcomer Awards==<br />
''Eligible are all groups/individuals who have entered the game in the last 18 months.''<br />
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===Best Newcomer===<br />
# [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1973699 Rob Oppenheimer]--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 16:46, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1835749 Onomatopoeia], as the most prolific killer on Desu Nōto/Death Note and with 142 kills to his name (bounty of 49), this man IS the sound of death comin' for ya! He's only been claimed three times, twice by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=824571 Duck J] and once by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1409388 KempyClassic] two of the finest hunters in Malton. CURSE YOU, ONOMATOPOEIA, I WILL HAVE YOU YET! --[[User:Ciscokitty|Ciscokitty]] 23:09, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Best New Group===<br />
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==Other Awards==<br />
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===Best Taunt===<br />
#Cutey meets a wrestler and indulges in a little [http://iamscott.net/1319910431931.html smack] [http://iamscott.net/1319910454555.html talk].{{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:19, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Best Dressed===<br />
''Make sure to add a profile link, and preferably a profilewit.''<br />
#[[User:Spiderzed/Alts/Sally|Sally A Summers]]' Halloween costume - [[:File:SallyCobra.png|Trenchie Vampiress]]! {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 15:19, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Grooviest Individual===<br />
#Bootsy Funk. Awwwwwww yeah! --{{User:Bad Attitude Barbie/sig}} 03:32, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Grooviest Group===<br />
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===Most Improved===<br />
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===Services To The Industry===<br />
#[[User:DT]] --{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 16:44, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Anime Sucks {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 23:37, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===Lifetime Achievement===<br />
#[[User:DT]] --{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 16:44, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Anime Sucks {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 23:37, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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=Judge's Area=<br />
For one thing, I want to keep JP discussion this year as transparent as possible, so I try to keep as much of it on the wiki as possible. Of course, cat-herding 5 folks without employing forums PMs, e-mail and IRC will be tough, so this plan is almost guaranteed to fail, but it is still something I will try to. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 16:45, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
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==Categories==<br />
Any comment's from my fellow judges about the categories? Carrie wondered on IRC if we could have a survivor category this year. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 16:45, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:I'm totally down with a survivor category. Since we already cover PK'ers,BH'ers and zeds, why not? Only seems fair. Any decent PK'er worth their salt will have encountered some survivor group whom they'll have gained a little respect for after all. Let's see a best/wittiest taunt in here too. Bit of recognition for those class one liners that often get missed. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 17:05, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
::Oh, Best Taunt. Yes, that deserves its own entry. Last year, all such attempts got swamped out by broader PKer events like the war on ACC. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 22:44, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:::Added, along with Best Dressed. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 23:05, 28 October 2011 (BST)<br />
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==Time Range==<br />
Checking for the man-hunt events, I saw that Red October ends on November 22 and that AHMH5 starts on December 2. I'd prefer a clean cut that gives people some wiggling room to vote for the current event without bleeding over into the next, so I'd like to change the end date to November 30 (giving one week to evaluate and vote for RO2, without overlapping into AHMH5). Anyone against that? --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 12:38, 28 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:That's fine with me. AHMH4 happened after the last Malties. Of course so did the first Red October. :P ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>14:37, 28 October 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
::All good in the hood, SZ. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 15:59, 28 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:::Extended then. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 23:05, 28 October 2011 (BST)<br />
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=Other stuff=<br />
==General Banter==<br />
Do not cast your vote yet. Categories are still subject to panel discussion. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 15:33, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:Frankly after the '''Bullshit''' nomination last year of the FU into a finalist position when they tied for votes with [[SFHNAS]] I'm glad you've actually got some voices of reason on the panel this year. --[[User:Rosslessness|Like Moss and The Dude.....]] 15:44, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:: Yup. But we've got Harrison too, so...for every ying, a yang. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 15:53, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:::Prediction: Half the PKer community do not recognise this MMA and hold their own (the other cobra crowd). Natural result of Prediction: Lulz.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 18:02, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:::Half the community? I see 1 PKer and a bunch of alt abusers here. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 02:10, 2 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::I demand a jury of Ross and 11 other sys-ops to arbitrate this. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 18:11, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::I rule in favour of the side that posts the most images of Bill Duke on the wiki in the next week, whilst avoiding vandalism/misconduct punishment. --[[User:Rosslessness|Like Moss and The Dude.....]] 18:33, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::wow yon. that was funny. #truth--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>22:09, 27 October 2011 (bst)</small><br />
:::::Jury, Spidey? Who do you think you are? Me? :P --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 22:46, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::I do. I also refuse all non-sys-ops as arbitrators, and won't participate unless there are at least 12 members in the jury. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 22:53, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
:::::::There's only 9 SysOps, excluding yourself. Unless you wish to count Kevan and Urbandead as well, that will be 11. The question is...Will you be able to convince Kevan and Urbandead to partake in this jury? ;) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:08, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
::::::::Who said I was to be excluded? --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 23:21, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
: In what category would you suggest nominating "everyone vs The Dead 2011"? Perhaps a crossover event category? Also, does the failure of a PKer group to do anything of merit in the last year and half while still remaining constantly active count as ineptitude?--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
::Tricky one that. Could be under Best Zombie moment or Best Survivor, considering we did figure them out and pull off an amazing 'V The Mini Series' comeback. Either way, it's deffo gonna win an award cos it was the highlight moment of the year no doubt. Also, sure, why not. [[Image:Tongue.gif]] {{User:Kempy/sig}} 00:46, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::Since the pro-active part of the overall new March of the Dead was driven by the zombie side, I would file it under zombie moment. Particular smaller events within that scope driven by survivors might fall under survivor event. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 01:24, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::So the original march would be a zombie moment but the survivor rally/comeback amd C.R.A.P. campaign would be a survivor moment? Good to know. I presume you will post when you are ready to take nominations? --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
:::::Nominations have been open for 1.5 hours now. I just don't want to be the first, since I already judge. I'd first like to see what other people consider as noteworthy without influencing them. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 01:38, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::::There you go. Now you have some nominations, so by all means, have at. --{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
:::::::I will hold back for the first few days at least. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 02:21, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::::::Is the format of these OK?--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} <sub>Tuesday, 1 November 2011</sub><br />
:::::::::<nowiki># blablah --~~~~</nowiki> does fine. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 02:41, 1 November 2011 (UTC)<br />
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==Newcomer Awards==<br />
After last year's discussion about Natasha Fatale and the good points DDR brought up, I have decided to set the time range from 12 to 18 months. Original proposal was 15 months - I just added 3 months to make up for the fact that this year's MMA will be about 3 months later. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 16:45, 27 October 2011 (BST)<br />
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== what no judge template.? ==<br />
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;P--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>00:17, 2 November 2011 (bst)</small><br />
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<big>'''New messages go <span class="plainlinks">[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Militant_Order_of_Barhah&action=edit&section=new at the bottom].</span>'''</big><br />
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==MOB Impersonators==<br />
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The following are wearing MOB tags but are not members:<br />
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[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=316537 L0k1]<br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1342206 IsmoLaitela]<br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1356748 an injured cat]<br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1338343 KaChomp] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1428109 Corpsol] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1132536 Dr Manoooo] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1411189 scrwnee] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=968057 monsterline] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1355940 anonomise] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1505536 hambarghar] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1648789 Undead Mail] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=954721 Nina Ascare] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1804367 Julian6579] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1760030 dud dude] <br /><br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1760030 mongomog] <br /><br />
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These were once on the above list, but have removed the MOB tags:<br />
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1254158 john01] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1258712 cryptrocket] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1289165 Hunga] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1318576 Maaaaaaaaaarco] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=760376 ZOE Mizar] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1575301 Mortie 2] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1552409 Pressured Buddy] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1447182 Malodorous Monk] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1642640 xboxcarracerx] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1682865 tblucky] <br /><br />
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In order to avoid misunderstandings, [[MOB]] would like to remind all of our prospective members to read this sign up [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?t=4598 thread] before changing your tags to "Militant Order of Barhah". We have a way of doing things that was born out of necessity, and want to make sure we all abide by our [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?t=4596 rules]. --[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 01:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==Zombie Poetry==<br />
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Please feel free to add your creation to this section. If we get enough, we'll make a dedicated page for it!<br />
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===Zombie Haiku===<br />
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GRAB HARMANZ BRA!NZ<br><br />
HARMANZ BAGHAM ZAMBAZ<br><br />
-!Z BARHAH<br><br />
--[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 01:59, 8 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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brahnz ahr ahm nahm nahm <br><br />
Ah grab zam rhanabahr ah <br> <br />
Ghan nahm nammahnazz!<br><br />
--[[User:Froggie|Froggie]] 02:05, 8 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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===Romantic Poems for St Barhahntines Day===<br />
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rhazaz ar ragh<br><br />
baarraghz ar braaah<br><br />
bra!nz are arzhaaam<br><br />
ang za ar !aaah.<br><br />
--[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 03:43, 15 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==41st Death Com. Salute==<br />
Greetings to our esteemed undead friends. I wanted to comment on how much we are currently enjoying the battle for Crowbank and are looking forward to the conclusion of the fight (as well as all of our future encounters). Happy hunting and good luck, from the 41st Death Com.! --[[User:BoSS|BoSS]] 20 May 2008<br />
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==Invitation for dinner at Fort Perryn==<br />
Dear friends, i'm proud to invite you to the feast, we, ferals, are going to have there in next few weeks. Also, many major survivour groups are invited too, so siege promises to be not only tasty but also challenging.<br />
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==Much Respect==<br />
I'm sure you guys have heard this from survivors before, but you've got much respect from [[Phoenix Security Services]]. Thanks for one hell of a battle in [[Darvall Heights]]! You guys are truly one of the most destructive hordes we've ever had the honor of going up against. I'm sure we'll meet again!--[[User:Dr Doom86|Dr Doom86]] 05:43, 18 February 2008 (UTC)<br />
:I am with [[User:Dr Doom86|Dr Doom86]], only I ask you fellas ease up a bit before there are no humanz left to munch.--[[User:Airborne88|<span style="color:green">Airborne88</span>]][[Image:Zzz1.JPG|15px]]<sup>[[User_talk:Airborne88|<span style="color: purple">T</span>]] [[Zomcon|<span style="color: green">Zom</span>]] [[Malton Inhumane Society|<span style="color: maroon">MIS</span>]]</sup> 06:25, 9 March 2008 (UTC)<br />
::Thanks, and Barhah! :D--[[User:Zaphord|Zaphord]] 23:25, 6 May 2008 (BST)<br />
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== UDBrain Tool ==<br />
Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know about a greasemonkey script my friend and I just developed. It tracks barricade status of all the buildings in Malton using a database. I'm looking for a large group to sponsor it because the way the script works is that every time a user with the script visits a building, a barricade report is submitted to the database. In order for our data to be up to date, we need a lot of users. Would you please use the script? Once the user base gets large enough, you'll enjoy the barricade status of each building appearing on the map. It should make your UD lives much easier. The script is available **** . Thanks!<br />
<br>--[[User:Scotaro007|Scotaro007]] 05:33, 3 January 2008 (UTC)<br />
:I removed the link to the script. It is unrelated to the MOB and should not be advertising on this page. -- [[User:Rutherford|Rutherford]] 18:26, 21 January 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== Barhah.com and irc.nexuswar.com down? ==<br />
It's 2pm GMT on Sunday 11th Nov... are they down? I can't access either the website or the irc server. Starting to get worried, my strike time's in a coupla hours! --[[User:Xavier|Xavier Harkonnen]]<br />
:As i said earlier on the RRF page, the servers been down for several hours, and it will be down for several more. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 14:18, 11 November 2007 (UTC)<br />
::Ah thanks, I didn't check the RRF page. Much obliged. I'll delete this conversation when they're back up, but I'll leave it up for now in case anyone else ends up in my position. --[[User:Xavier|Xavier Harkonnen]]<br />
:::No need to delete it. --[[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]] [[We are Trolls!|WAT!]]</sup> 14:32, 11 November 2007 (UTC)<br />
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== Welcome to Rolt Heights! ==<br />
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We of the [[Manbagz Zahmbahz]] would like to welcome fellow worshippers of Barhah to Rolt heights! We wish your group luck and success in this suburb, and invite you to join the merrymaking and brainz eating in the PD departments in the upcoming weeks!<br />
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{{CZGOM}}<br />
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== [[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|Huey Long]] Speaks in [[Eastonwood|!zanbah]] ==<br />
I'm sending this circular to as many active zombie groups as possible:<br />
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I, Huey Pierce Long, Jr., will be speaking at [[Pooll Crescent Police Department]] in [[Eastonwood|!zanbah (Eastonwood)]] on April 8th, 2007, concerning his campaign to win the nomination of the Zombiecratic Party in the [[Mayor of Malton]] campaign, and I would like to invite your group to send a representative to attend the rally. It is my earnest hope to improve the situation for the lowly, starving ferals of Malton, and I would like to have your support in doing so.<br />
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Check out my [[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|campaign site]] for details, and if you like what you see, don't forget to [[Talk:Mayor of Malton|vote]] for Huey P Long! As always, I can be contacted through [[User talk:Specialist290/Huey P Long|my talk page]] [[User talk:Specialist290|(or that of my alt)]] if you have any questions, comments, etc. --[[User:Specialist290/Huey P Long|'''Huey P Long''']] [[User talk:Specialist290/Huey P Long|{{c|black|♠}}]][[Lebende Tote|{{c|red|♥}}]][[User:Specialist290|{{c|black|♣}}]][[Mayor of Malton|{{c|red|♦}}]] 04:14, 6 April 2007 (BST)<br />
==Roftwood==<br />
You guys slaughtered everyone in Greenhow? Ah damn it....I was stocking on ammo to so I could do a little mass pking in there Sunday...Ah well. First come first serve, I guess. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 04:47, 1 June 2007 (BST)<br />
:Indeed. To a man.--[[User:Jorm|Jorm]] 05:22, 1 June 2007 (BST)<br />
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We dont have any beef with you guys,but if you want a free meal,get down to Pescodside,many survivors,weve been pking them for weeks,and knocking down their cades every day almost,we welcome you to come.<br />
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-[[St. Anastasius' Royal Guard]]<br />
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== MOB takes Silver Medals in 2007 Malton Special Olympics ==<br />
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In 2 of 3 categories, the Miltant Order of Barhah perfomed strongly, taking Silver Spine Medals in Overall Horde Points and Horde Efficiency. MAHB! BARHAH!! --[[User:Drag'n'Feast|Drag&#39;n&#39;Feast]] 20:06, 2 August 2007 (BST)<br />
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[[Image:Horde_points_silver.jpg]] [[Image:Horde_efficiency_silver.jpg]]<br />
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== Bar, hah? ==<br />
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I regret to inform you that I have tried shouting BARHAH into the night. It did not incite any feelings of, well, what you claim to feel. Unless you feel cold, stupid, and tired(It was rather late at night). Even on Halloween it failed! Admittedly the lack of un-life, a horde, and a dog barking didn't help, but come on! --[[User:Rachel Akebre|Rachel Akebre]] 08:19, 11 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
:Hello, and thank your for your interest in Barhah. Were you breathing at the time? If so, you're doing it wrong, for as the MOB knows all too well, harmanz are unable to experience the peace of Barhah. Please wait for one of our [[Brain Rot|dedicated]], [[zombie|hardworking customer relations agents]] to infect you with ''necrotizing fascitis'' and arrange a devival, then ?rise in your new form and try it then. Please keep us informed of the results. Cheers! {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 03:36, 14 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
::Anti barhah works better when your living; it gives you a sence of notr wanting to die. For humans wanting ot be zombies calling living barhah will help you get into a mood of wanting to die always until you do die.--[[User:Jakezing|Jakezing]] 03:57, 21 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
:::Unfortunately death is not un-death, and attempting to die is rather more permanent in, you know, the place that I tried it...--{{User:Rachel_Akebre/signature}} 06:40, 25 November 2008 (UTC)<br />
::::Well, yes, you will also require exposure to ''necrotizing fascitis'' to properly experience Barhah. If none is available in your area, please visit or write to write to Owens Crescent School [55, 42] Malton for a free sample. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 12:40, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Next location ==<br />
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After we trash any survivors who dare to retake Brooksville and deal with North Blythville, where do we head next? I know there is a locator but it does not include future locations. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 13:57, 30 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
: While we do have an eye to the long-term progress of the horde, decisions like "which suburb next?" are left to very short notice. We do have scouts out while we devour suburbs, and where we move, when it happens, is down to the scouting reports from those days we move on. Details are usually announced in IRC and in our private forum before being made publicly available. - [[User:Bisfan|Bisfan]] 09:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Tollyton ==<br />
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Were you responsible for the ransacking of Tollyton? [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 08:55, 31 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
: We had nothing to with Tollyton. this time. - [[User:Bisfan|Bisfan]] 09:14, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:: Very well. But the Church of Resurrection wish to fight with you and your mob in Dakerstown. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 11:17, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::: Do you [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Resurrection%2FComplaints_Page&diff=1351413&oldid=1065979 even represent the Church of the Resurrection?] You are posting here that you want to fight them here, and you are "declaring war" on the Church on behalf of the MOB at the above link. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 11:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::Harman, do not presume to [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Church_of_the_Resurrection/Complaints_Page&diff=1352938&oldid=1352926 speak on behalf of the MOB]. For you are crunchy and taste good with bargagah zaarz. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 12:18, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::Then leave our territories in the South alone and I will not presume to speak on behalf of your fellow groups. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 19:07, 2 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::Nemesis645: Please understand that we are zombies, we eat harmanz. This is what zombies do. :) Now gaming aside, I realize you are probably new to UDwiki, but please do not attempt to blackmail us by threatening to vandalize the wiki. As you probably just found out, all of your posts are logged. Please continue to enjoy the game, and I hope we meet in UD sometime. :) --[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 02:40, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::"leave our territories in the South alone" WTF? Don't push it, pal. "You" don't own ANY territories. Even if you did, the MOB goes where the food is ''and'' owns wherever it happens to be. (HINT: you are food, nothing more, nothing less) -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 02:48, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::: Well, the survivors do. Your fanatic policies are pushing it as well, so you can't talk. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 16:57, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::: Zombie Apocalypse. Not so hard to understand. We don't talk, we kill. We do it well, we do it often. We cannot be stopped. Learn that or be forever frustrated. -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 18:59, 3 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::Point there. Just understand being pro survivor- we talk and kill, we do it well, we do it often, but we are forced to fight wars of attrition we have a small chance of winning. Sorry bout the speaking on behalf by the way. [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 16:44, 6 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::::It takes a great deal of character to recognize an error. Apology accepted. You are new and enthusiastic, and that is very good. I am glad you want to be creative, but not to the point of trying to surreptitiously stir crap up. You have learned a valuable lesson, and this game is more rewarding if you stick to legit actions that result in true victories. In the end, gamesmanship is everything. With [[User:grogh|grogh's]] permission, I will now remove you from our list of MOB Impersonators. :D --{{User:FLZombie/Sig}}<br />
::::::::Thanks and good luck to you (though I will still be carrying my shotgun round near you). [[User:Nemesis645|Nemesis645]] 17:14, 10 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== [[Kempsterbank]] ==<br />
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Greetings MOB,<br />
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I am [[User:Poodle of doom|Poodle of Doom]], leader of '''[[EVIL]]'''. I used to be the leader of [[Knights Templar|The Knights Templar]]. They currently reside in [[Kempsterbank]]. I don't know what suburb you are planning on moving to next, but if you are planning on moving to [[Kempsterbank]], Please let me know,.... I am willing to share information about the [[Knights Templar|Knights]], and their strongholds in this particular suburb. I would be interested in sharing information about what five buildings you could attack first to basically cripple them, and ruin their entire suburb. On that note, '''[[EVIL]]''' wishes to purpose an alliance. -[[User:Poodle of doom|Poodle of doom]] 01:29, 12 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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The [[MOB]] does not recognize any humans or human groups of any kind. -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 01:28, 18 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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== hoffman ==<br />
hello there, my name is officer forensic hoffman, i wish to speak with the leader of this.....interesting group of entities.<br />
--[[User:Forensic hoffman|Forensic hoffman]] 02:59, 17 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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I didn't think the MOB associated themselves with groups that are known to use zerging? [[User:Zanty|Zanty]] 02:57, 19 July 2009 (BST)<br />
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Wish I knew what the hell you guys are talking about .... -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 01:29, 18 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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== '''Invitation to Naked Twister Party''' ==<br />
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Hey guys! On behalf of the Naked Twister Party '09, we would like to invite you to Fort Creedy's gatehouse for <s>a night</s> several days of barricade ramming, beer-chugging, naked twister and (of course) bra!nz. If you can join us, just drop a line on the NTP's [[Naked Twister Party '09|discussion page]] and we'll see you there!<br />
--[[User:Chekken|Chekken]] 01:55, 14 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Naked Twister Party--Alliance ==<br />
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I think you've misunderstood the aims of the group. We're zombies...only zombies. Some of us are death cultists, but the event mostly consisted of zombies. Perhaps you did unintentionally join us at Fort Creedy. We sent an invitation for you to join us at Fort Creedy (see below), and we were joined by strike squads a little while later. Maybe we happened to be there at the same time. --[[User:Chekken|Chekken]] 01:18, 18 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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Got it figured out ... seems we moved in on the 8th and you invited us to our own party on the 14th .... By the 9th we'd already ruined Farmer NT and were working on Morrish. We took out the mall then the fort. -- [[User:Grogh|Grogh]] 01:30, 18 August 2009 (BST)<br />
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== Just a message ==<br />
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Well, I can tell that your group has been to a lot of suburbs. I congratulate you and the MOB. Your group just might become historic. Tell me what suburb do you plan on going to next? -- [[User:???|???]] 05:51, 27 September 2009 <br />
:Nah. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 04:30, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Question for members of MOB==<br />
The complete and utter destruction of the majority of eastern suburbs is insane. You guys, along with numerous ferals, (like my dual natured character), have taken eastern malton suburb by suburb and destroyed it. The lack of survivior coordination and the shockwaves as suburbs fell quickly sent MOB members and ferals, who've been following the vanguard, into surrounding suburbs to soften them up for the invasion. The only problem is it's been a fairly silent invasion, the suburbs have been falling but nobody's given the sack of most of eastern malton a name. Has anyone thought of one? I think it deserves one. -[[User:Lord Hawthorne|Lord Hawthorne]] 09:00, 8 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
:We can hardly claim ownership over this event, for we are instruments of a higher power. As you well know, our horde has many Zealots as well as a friendly feral cloud, and we all obey the same basic commandment: "Kill them all". The Militant Order of Barhah humbly offers all of the harmanz of Malton the gift of Barhah during these end of year festivities. There is no real reason to scare the local inhabitants of the suburbs. It is best if they just stayed where they are when we arrive, since it is exceedingly hard for us to chase running harmanz, but if a name were to be given to it, I would propose something like "The Rapture of Eastern Malton of 2009". Anyone else with thoughts on the subject? --[[User:FLZombie|FLZombie]] 03:30, 9 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
::"Barhah" --[[User:Zaphord|Zaphord]] 03:51, 9 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==Thanks==<br />
It may be unusual to get praise from a survivor group, but [[The Survivor's Republic]] would like to say thanks! You guys have scared so many people into allying with us and helped us earn shiteloads of XP killing you over and over and over. If you wanna give us another good go, head to Spracklingbank, we've been grouping up around there.--[[User:Sean Connolly|Sean Connolly]] 23:29, 12 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
:You're welcome? Sorry, but I can't say we even noticed your group. How do I put this? <blockquote>''For you, it was the day the MOB invaded your suburb, ate your brains and ruined your buildings. For us, it was Thursday.''</blockquote> Glad you enjoyed the experience and gotten something from it. We don't make a habit of chasing food, but I'm sure that if your brains are in our vicinity again they'll be as tasty as any others. <tt>:D</tt> {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 15:11, 13 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Well, we're currently in the Spracklingbank area, if you're looking for the snack that fights back (goldfish!).--[[User:Sean Connolly|Sean Connolly]] 07:20, 14 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Welcome to Foulkes Village (...again!) ==<br />
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Looking forward to being eaten by you lot.<br><br />
...again! ;-) {{User:Kempy/sig}} 23:16, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Finally! ==<br />
We've been lurching for the cause since you came into town. I finally got to watch you in action. Your [http://iamscott.net/1263779602875.html BARHAH] is a beautiful thing. *sniff* <br/>--{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 02:54, 18 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Zangz barrah magzh! :D {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 04:32, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== BARHAH Roses ==<br />
As the leader of the [[Order of the Black Rose]], I welcome the [[Militant Order of Barhah]] to our neck of the woods and wish you good eating! We'll do our best to be good hosts. --{{User:Maverick Farrant/sig}} 08:33, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== To the FU, Undeadites, and Militant Order of Barhah on our recent encounter ==<br />
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Congratulations appear to be in order for your teams in Whittenside. The takedown on the Colglough Building and St. Anne’s was well orchestrated. I am sure it was a walk in the park after the fort but still I must give credit where it is due. This was my first encounter with your group, but I saw a lot of familiar gnashing teeth in there from the Undeadites, and the FU. My group will of course attempt to rebuild; it was time that we redecorated anyway, but I do not know if the blood splatter is quite what I had in mind. I have but one complaint on your operation: for fanatic zombie groups, there was a lot of shambling and biting but a noted lack of colorful zombie battle cries. I suppose I just expected that with this many heavy hitters in the group there would be a bit more flavor (pardon the pun) to the massacre. Next time try to bring you’re a game because a takedown isn’t a takedown without some good zamgrh trash-talking. Ah well, I will get over it in time. Once the rebuilding is done feel free to stop back by, there will always be a needle waiting.--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} 21:58, 28 March 2010 (BST)<br />
:As the zombie (hi, I'm [[User:Aichon/Characters/Jamie Flynt|Jamie Flynt]]) that was privileged enough, if that is the correct word, to eat your brain yesterday, I must say that I was also a little disappointed. After all, you appeared to be active when our strike team entered the building, yet you offered us no proper greeting of "RUN!", instead choosing to futilely replace the barricades (which were taken back down within seconds), and remain in position. Normally we would indeed greet a feast as large as the one we encountered in your building with a cry of "MAHB MAHB MAHB" or somesuch, but I'm afraid it had been quite awhile since our team had seen a buffet quite so splendid, so we were eager to save every AP for eating. You must pardon us for forgetting our manners in all of the commotion, and if I see you once again while we are in your lovely suburb, I will gladly offer you a battle cry, followed by the gift of BARHAH! {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 22:16, 28 March 2010 (BST)<br />
::For my part then I apologize for the lack of appropriate panic. I will do better when next we meet. You were not the first Zombies we had encountered that day so our own battle cries were worn thin and I was out of welcoming complimentary syringes with which to combat revive you, though we did get more than a few before we fell. Unfortunately, I noticed that many stood back up and fed themselves to the mob. Pertaining to etiquette, it seems we were both at fault but I am glad we could agree to observe better table manners in future.--{{User:A.schwan/sig}} 23:31, 28 March 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Is The Escape on the MOB's crusade agenda? ==<br />
I'm just an observer of the events surrounding [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Escape The Escape] wondering if any Barhah Missionaries will be making a pilgrimage of zambah conversion to Ellicott Place Railway Station in Owsleybank? It would be a shame to let all those bodies hit the pavement on June 1st without feeling the ridgid claw or firm jaw(?) of Barhah. {{User:MikhailKalashnikov/Signature}} 07:09, 23 May 2010 (BST)<br />
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I was actually kind of shocked that there was not already a category. I hope I picked the right category name. I almost went with Category:MOB but thought it better to stick with the group's full name on the wiki. That can be easily corrected if needed.{{User:Vapor/sig}} 21:06, 1 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
:Long time since this message was posted, but seems fine. Thanks Vapor. :) --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:50, 19 August 2011 (BST)</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Militant_Order_of_Barhah&diff=1930443Militant Order of Barhah2011-08-19T04:47:43Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: Akbar hasn't been with us for some months now</p>
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| align="left" | '''Abbreviation:'''<br />
| align="left" | ''The MOB''<br />
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| align="left" | '''Membership:'''<br />
| align="left" | ''100+''<br />
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The '''Militant Order of Barhah''' is an aggressive, highly co-ordinated zombie group. They are proud Barhah Fundamentalists whose mission is to bring sweet, shambling unlife to all breathing beings, so that they can know the joy of '''True Barhah'''.<br />
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The '''Militant Order of Barhah''' was founded by what may or may not be the original membership of the [[Barhah Brigade|<span style="color:#605CA8">Barhah Brigade</span>]] (whose existence is still unproven). These zombies believe they have come to achieve a deeper understanding of the ideals of both the metaphysical state and the fellowship of the unliving, or '''Barhah'''. They found that cleaving to '''True Barhah''' (a term which they coined in order to further separate themselves from what they feel are lesser understandings of [[Barhah|<span style="color:#605CA8">Barhah</span>]]) place them in conflict with modern interpretations of zombie life. As such, to prove the strength of True Barhah, the Prophet Jorm and his Inquisitors put out an open call:<br> <br />
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<br>...and the zombies came.<br />
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The Militant Order of Barhah espouses and heels to the idea of Barhah Fundamentalism. They believe that life of any kind is "anti-barhah". Further, they believe that the tools and trappings of the living (such as revive needles) are "anti-barhah" as well. This philosophy extends to their perspectives on "zombie" techniques such as ''death cultism''.<br />
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The Barhah Fundamentalist viewpoint is that there is absolutely no circumstance under which a zombie should be brought back to life. Further, those zombies who regularly engage in "crossing over" – or worse, actively ''seek out'' life – are heretics and no better than the harmans who they claim to fight.<br />
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Barhah fundamentalists believe that there is "barhah" and "anti-barhah" and all things can be classified as one or the other. Barhah is to be ''embraced'', and anti-barhah is to be ''extinguished''.<br />
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''The rot'' is ''barhah''. The ''needle'' is ''anti-barhah''.<br />
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:''The Barhah cares not for the ends, but for the means. One cannot be one with the Barhah if one strolls through barricades bearing weapons of steel and powder.<br /><br />True Barhah is the joy of the rot and of warm drippings of brains. Barhah is not found in the barrel of a gun, nor the blade of an axe, but by tilling the earth of harmanity with your own claws and teeth, planting the seeds of their future Barhah.''<br />
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The Militant Order of Barhah's leadership structure is as follows:<br />
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* [[User:Jorm|<span style="color:#605CA8">Jorm</span>]] – ''The Prophet of Barhah'' – Jorm defines policy. Usually that policy consists simply of "kill everything."<br />
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** [[User:grogh|<span style="color:#605CA8">grogh</span>]] – ''Bishop of Barhah'' - grogh is the MOB's second, and works to define policy and manage day-to-day operations. He is also the de-facto leader of the Zealots.<br />
** [[User:Lucita|<span style="color:#605CA8">Lucita</span>]] – ''Arch Deaconess'' – Lucita is in charge of all scouting and intelligence.<br />
*** <span style="color:#605CA8">Kasz</span> – ''Master Missionary'' – Kasz is the leader of the Missionary team.<br />
*** [[User:Rewil|<span style="color:#605CA8">Rewil</span>]] – ''Grand Inquisitor'' – Rewil does magic for the Arch-Deaconess.<br />
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** [[User:Amber Waves of Pain|<span style="color:#605CA8">Candy Rotten</span>]] - ''Angel of Death'' - (aka) Amber is the MOB's second, and works to define policy and manage day-to-day operations.<br />
*** [[User:Liche|<span style="color:#605CA8">Liche</span>]] – ''High Inquisitor'' – Liche is the head of the Inquisition wing. All Inquisition teams are subordinate to him.<br />
**** [[User:Shank Case|<span style="color:#605CA8">Shank</span>]] – ''High Priest of Barhah'' – Shank is in command of ''The Inquisition''<br />
**** [[User:Liche|<span style="color:#605CA8">Liche</span>]] – ''Bairn Earraigh'' – Liche is also the leader of the ''Bairn Ceatharn'' strike team, with [[User:TouchingVirus|<span style="color:#605CA8">Teefee</span>]] as #2<br />
**** [[User:Revenant|<span style="color:#605CA8">Revenant</span>]] – ''Corsairs Cap'n'' – is the leader of the ''Barhahry Corsairs'' strike team, with [[User:Shadok|<span style="color:#605CA8">Shadok</span>]] as his #2.<br />
**** [[User:Mightyoak|<span style="color:#605CA8">mo</span>]] – ''Chief Liberator'' – (aka) rabid fruitbat is the leader of the ''Bra!nz Liberation Front'' strike team.<br />
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The Militant Order of Barhah is divided into three divisions. Each division has different responsibilities and membership in any one is based on the individual's desire for responsibility.<br />
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* '''Inquisitors:''' These soldiers are those who are members of co-ordinated attack squads. The MOB attacks at regular intervals, and the Inquisitors are all able to meet one (or more) of these attack times.<br />
* '''Missionaries:''' These soldiers are those who are unable to make one of the scheduled attack times (but may be able to co-ordinate with each other). They serve as scouts and "door knockers".<br />
* '''Zealots:''' These are standard infantry men. They are not members of an inquisitor team, and have no obligations other than to attack open targets. They may perform their actions whenever they choose.<br />
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The Militant Order of Barhah has four strike teams. All teams co-ordinate via IRC, and any MOB members present in IRC at that time may join in the strike. (''[irc://irc.nexuswar.com/mob irc.nexuswar.com #mob]'')<br />
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Zombies wishing to join the Militant Order of Barhah may sign up by posting in the [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?t=4598 <span style="color:#605CA8">Sign-Up Thread</span>] on the Barhah.com forums.<br />
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[[Category:Zombie Groups]]</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Militant_Order_of_Barhah/Strike_Times&diff=1930438Militant Order of Barhah/Strike Times2011-08-19T04:24:23Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: Akbar's not been with us for some months now</p>
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<noinclude></div>[[Category:Group Subpages]]</noinclude></div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Suggestion:20110630_Character_creation_daily_limit_and_Captcha&diff=1913444Suggestion:20110630 Character creation daily limit and Captcha2011-07-03T07:09:02Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Voting Section */</p>
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{{User:TastyNougat/Sig}} 19:45, 30 June 2011 (BST)<br />
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'''Suggestion type'''<br /><br />
Web site alteration (out of game) <br /><br />
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'''Suggestion scope'''<br /><br />
All players. <br /><br />
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'''Suggestion description'''<br /><br />
:* Quick summary:<br />
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::1. The character creation screen will include a Re-Captcha.<br />
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::2. There will be a daily limit of 3 characters created per IP. An alternative would be 5 characters per 48 hours.<br />
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::3. A message informing users of this limitation will be shown in the character creation screen. A more detailed warning will appear if a character has already been created that day/period by the IP, similar to the existing IP warning.<br />
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:* Quick reasons:<br />
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::1. While it would be impossible to prove that anyone has created characters automatically, this countermeasure is simple and makes sense.<br />
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::2. Prevent zerging, meatshielding, and other abuse. Given the IP limit, new players would be hard pressed to make use of more than three characters in one day. The more flexible 5-in-48 hours option keeps the rate of character creation down while allowing a little more flexibility - at the cost of confusion.<br />
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::3. Make sure everyone is clear on the changes and nobody feels misled. Makes sure that new players that are behind a NAT are informed about potential workarounds immediately.<br />
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:* Long form:<br />
::* ''Potential and evidence of abuse'': I think everyone has seen the sequentially numbered, dubiously named, level 1 characters stuffed into buildings or left to die in the streets when they didn't spawn in the right place. While zombie zerging is less visible, there is lots of anecdotal evidence that it exists. Creating throwaway characters and putting them in buildings is a viable tactic for survivors and zombies alike. Level 1 zombies can prevent building repair/reclamation, and level 1 survivors can take up zombie AP and prevent building ruination. One could easily create ten characters, find that five of them didn't spawn in the right places, and stick the other five into strategic buildings.<br />
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::* ''Research into spawning locations'': Some players may be curious how spawning locations are selected, and be conducting experiments in order to reverse engineer the algorithm. While these efforts are not in bad faith, I do not think the game should be structured to make these experiments easy. The in-game IP limit is not waived for people trying to determine search rates. If someone is determined to create many characters, they can find collaborators to work with, spread their research over a number of days, or use proxies/Tor to get around the limitation.<br />
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::* ''But people will work around the limit anyways'': Yes, there will be determined zergers who work around this limit. However, the technical limitation will deter many potential abusers -- they'd have to bother finding a proxy and re-configuring their browser. But the real barrier this change presents is emotional. Currently, there is no written text that discourages players from creating many characters. By informing people of this limitation, and forcing them to use a workaround, you're making them realize that they are doing something wrong.<br />
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# '''Keep''' zergers can go suck it {{User:TastyNougat/Sig}} 19:46, 30 June 2011 (BST)<br />
# '''Keepz''' i wanna suck on zergers--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>19:48, 30 June 2011 (bst)</small><br />
# '''Keep''' I was actually convinced by discussion on [[DS]] I know, crazy. --[[User:Rosslessness|Rosslessness]] 20:22, 30 June 2011 (BST)<br />
# '''Keep with fire''' Dirty zergs shall feel the wrath of our captchas! Now what about those spambits..{{User:Mazu/sig}} 02:45, 1 July 2011 (BST)<br />
#{{s|Insert justification here.}} {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 07:09, 1 July 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''Yarp''' - making things more difficult for zergers is good, m'kay? I can't see this seriously affecting genuine players. {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 12:11, 1 July 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''Keep''' - This is a great fucking idea that should be implemented immediately. --{{User:Paddy Dignam/sig}} 16:44, 1 July 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''Keep''' - If this starts getting kill votes I'm going to make a bunch of spam accounts to pass it. --[[User:Karloth_vois|Karloth Vois]] <sup>[[¯\(°_o)/¯]]</sup> 19:33, 1 July 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''Keep''' - I like. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 19:38, 1 July 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''Keep''' - Re-Captcha is annoying but I guess that's kind of part of the point. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>19:42, 1 July 2011 (UTC)</sub><br />
#'''Begrudging keep''' - don't like making research harder but the end result would be a net positive. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 19:45, 1 July 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''Keep''' - 3 Accounts per day is good, I remember the first day I played UD ever, I got bored of using my first character, made a second, etc. But still use those characters today. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 07:19, 2 July 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''Keep''' - Dedicated zergers will find a workaround, but it will help to hold back the stupid ones. --'''<span style="font-family:monospace; background-color:#222222">[[User:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime"> Spiderzed</span>]][[User talk:Spiderzed|<span style="color:Lime">█ </span>]]</span>''' 15:42, 2 July 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''Keep''' - Solid. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 08:09, 3 July 2011 (BST)<br />
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-- {{User:Goebi/sig4}}<br />
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== Beauty Pageant ==<br />
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Sorry it took such a long time to get back to you. I was thinking of sending Amber Waves of Pain to the beauty pageant as my zombie, being a religious zealot, is unfettered in her unlife by important pageant staples such as deportment and swimsuit modelling. Unfortunately Amber Waves of Pain has been catching up on her beauty sleep for the last 6 months, so I am unsure of whether she'll be awake for this event, but I am still interested. You can contact me here on the wiki. It may take a couple days (or weeks,) to respond, but I will respond. Or you can hit me up on barhah.com (Candy Rotten is my User Name there,) which will generally yield a faster response. Cheers! --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 07:31, 3 July 2011 (BST)</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Urgggggggh/test&diff=1913441User talk:Urgggggggh/test2011-07-03T06:17:31Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Lawl */ new section</p>
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+1 internet to you for this page, sir! --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 07:17, 3 July 2011 (BST)</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User:DangerReport/Spicer_Hills&diff=1870018User:DangerReport/Spicer Hills2011-04-12T06:07:38Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: MAHB got here like, 3 days ago</p>
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''The NecroTech logo glows gently above the front desk, and doors open onto a number of brightly-lit laboratories and computer rooms.''<br />
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===Description===<br />
[[Image:AquaNT.jpg|100px|left|Necrotech]]'''The Button Building''' is a [[Building Types#NecroTech_Building|NecroTech facility]] located in the [[suburb]] of [[Old Arkham]], alongside the border with [[Spicer Hills]] to the east. Though a faceless corporate structure to the uninitiated, this facility acts as the heart of R&D for [[NecroTech]] within the suburb. Staff at this building commonly revive zombies at nearby revive points. This facility is the only NecroTech facility to be found in the entire suburb, which greatly increases its tactical significance to local survivors. Members of project [[NecroWatch]] renovated the facility in recent months, as they installed sensor eyes for [[NecroWatch/A.L.I.C.E.|A.L.I.C.E.]] throughout the building and uploaded NecroNet 2.0 into the facility's system terminals.<br><br><br />
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NecroTech staff continue to follow directive 42-A, issued by the head office on January 19th 2006, with the activation and manufacture of MK-II revivification syringes. While the cost in time and effort are currently high the certainty provided by being able to manufacture a constant stream of syringes has mitigated early concerns.<br />
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The activation of NecroNet with all NecroTech buildings has also allowed scientists to apply the DNA tracking research they have gathered to date. The field research staff stationed at the Button Building feel certain that they can crack the mystery surrounding the spread of the virus as well as help monitor aberrant zombie activity within Old Arkham.<br><br><br />
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This building should be Extremely Heavily (EH) barricaded at all times. This is in accordance with the barricade plans set forth by local survivors, who routinely monitor the barricade level for this building. This building is meant to serve as a safehouse for Malton's veteran survivors, and thus requires the [[Free Running]] skill to be properly utilized. Survivors who find the building's barricades below their assigned level are asked to assist in raising them back up in order to help ensure the safety of all the survivors staying inside the building. Any survivor found lowering the barricades may be directly "put to the question" by any survivors present at that time. If this happens the accused survivor must present a valid reason for their actions or be labeled a [[zombie spy]]/[[death cultist]] and be judged accordingly.<br><br><br />
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===NecroNet Reports===<br />
Zombie tracking reports are a free service provided by the NecroTech corporation to all its staff and local survivors in order to help facilitate quicker response times when managing zombie threats and to build a greater awareness of zombie migration patterns within the 9x9 block region around the Button Building. As a cautious reminder, only those zombies tagged with the [[DNA_Extractor#DNA_Extractor|DNA Extractor]] will appear on these scans, so actual numbers may vary when dealing with older zombies (i.e. [[Brain Rot]]).<br />
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==Current Events==<br />
'''07-04-2011''' - <br />
You are inside the Button Building. The NecroTech logo is set in the wall behind the front desk, and doors open onto powered-down computer rooms and laboratories. The laboratories have been ruined, with broken equipment smashed to the floor. The doors to the street have been left wide open.<br />
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Somebody has spraypainted Be vigilant and keep the area secure! onto a wall.<br />
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There is a horde of twenty-two other zombies here, twelve of them from your horde. You recognise The Cool Ghoul, Sarah BARHAH Palin, Brahb, brodez, Sharktopus, Gorgonaught, grogh, 54 Cymru Zombies, Zombie Rush, DJ Deadbeat, FLZombie and bisfan amongst them.<br />
'''You ransack further rooms of the building. The building is now ruined.'''<br />
[[MOB|MAHB]] -!z [http://iamscott.net/1302150571974.html harr]. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:32, 7 April 2011 (BST)<br />
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'''12/29/2009''' You are inside the Button Building. The NecroTech logo glows gently above the front desk, and doors open onto a number of brightly-lit laboratories and computer rooms. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Joseph bere (50HP), renn911s (60HP), sgt hazer (50HP), A Random (50HP), craven black (60HP), Postalgeist (60HP), Genesis Reaper (60HP), Xaphriel (60HP), Mikey Piper (60HP), Davis Earlson (60HP), bv317 (50HP), Halon Altis (60HP), Fiat Justitia (60HP), Vagari (60HP), Lt Dan the Man (60HP), Myles Long (50HP), Gleb Teper (60HP), Blink Martindale (60HP) and Duke Garland (60HP).A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. A plastic Christmas tree has been set up here, and decorated with green lights. The building has been decorated with two African sculptures, a skull, two lengths of tinsel and two carved pumpkins.Somebody has spraypainted There are 14 Z's outside! 12/29/09 onto a wall.--[[User:Dr Mycroft Chris|Dr Mycroft Chris]] 21:22, 29 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
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'''June 10th, 2009''' - [[Los Hombres Siniestros]] reports [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=800072 a brain rotter] in [[Dickin Park]], which I have seen mentioned as a Revive Point on several maps. As it is also adjacent to The Button Building, a Necrotech Building, revivers frequent here to help zombified survivors. Speaking of which, anyone got a revive? <br />
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I have proof, too. [http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/5894/zombiem.png Click here] for my screenshot. <br />
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There was [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1205348 another zombie] with him, who'd killed another survivor. Notice that the two have maxed out levels, with the second zombie only not having brain and flesh rot. Anyone got a gun, for that matter? I'd like both of those zombies dispatched pronto.--[[User:Sam 2334|Sam 2334]] 21:59, 10 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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'''5/14/2009''' You are inside the Button Building. The NecroTech logo glows gently above the front desk, and doors open onto a number of brightly-lit laboratories and computer rooms. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Flamewave7 (60HP), Dirac42 (50HP), Dan O'Callahan (60HP), Zestorer (60HP), Biogesic (50HP), gearaladupt (60HP), Daniel Osborn (60HP) and Greye Mortand (60HP).A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.57 MHz.Somebody has spraypainted ''Blackwatch Pins n Things - cold beer in cooler'' onto a wall.--[[User:Dr Mycroft Chris|Dr Mycroft Chris]] 19:43, 14 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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'''April 22nd, 2009''' - The Button Building is currently under attack by the [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Church_of_the_Resurrection Church of the Resurrection] [[User:Dreadstalker|Dreadstalker]] 02:48, 22 April 2009 (BST)<br />
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[[Category:Old Arkham|Button Building, The]]</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Bradbury_Library&diff=1867609Bradbury Library2011-04-06T08:26:21Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Barricade Policy */</p>
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Bradbury Library was named after the writer [[wikipedia:Ray Bradbury|Ray Bradbury]], who wrote such books as Fahrenheit 451. Unfortunately, Ray Bradbury was unavailable to attend the opening ceremony for the library named in his honour, so instead the privilege was passed onto [[wikipedia:Steven Bradbury|Steven Bradbury]], Australia's first ever Winter Olympic gold medalist. Despite Steven's previous good luck his opening of the library resulted in him being in Malton on the fateful day of the outbreak and being devoured by hungry mobs of fans.<br />
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[[Category:Pimbank]]</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Johnstone_Library&diff=1867608Johnstone Library2011-04-06T08:18:41Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Barricade Policy */</p>
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[[Category:Reganbank]]</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Gully_Library&diff=1867603Gully Library2011-04-06T07:45:37Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Barricade Policy */</p>
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location_type=Library|<br />
NW_location=[[Wasteland 54,7|a wasteland]]|NW_color=Wasteland|<br />
N_location=[[Warehouse 55,7|a warehouse]]|N_color=Warehouse|<br />
NE_location=[[the Sidney Arms]]|NE_color=Arms|<br />
W_location=[[the Classey Monument]]|W_color=Monument|<br />
This_location=[[Gully Library]]|location_color=Library|<br />
E_location=[[Clothier Lane (Lamport Hills)|Clothier Lane]]|E_color=Street|<br />
SW_location=[[Hiscock Alley]]|SW_color=Street|<br />
S_location=[[Junkyard 55,9|a junkyard]]|S_color=Junkyard|<br />
SE_location=[[the Terrill Arms]]|SE_color=Arms|<br />
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This [[Building Types#Library|library]] is located in the southern part of [[Lamport Hills]]. It has been designated a VSB+2 entry point in the Lamport Hills barricade plan. [[Tagging]] it earns no XP.<br />
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==Description==<br />
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==History==<br />
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Opened in 1992, Gully Library was funded primarily by the Malton Literary Society, along with municipal funds, as part of a larger effort to bring culture to Lamport Hills.<br />
Gully Library at first boasted only a humble collection and was kept afloat by a steady flow of generous donations from the Southall family. In 1995, a the library was able to a double the size of its collection after it won a raffle sponsored by the Royal Society of Malton.<br />
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It was best known for its community outreach efforts, particularly a children's reading area, where the children of the poorer residents of Lamport Hills were tutored free of charge.<br />
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Since the outbreak, the library acts as a zombie outreach center, allowing the recently revived to enter the free-running network.<br />
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==Barricade Policy==<br />
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The doors of Gully Library should always be open for easy egress for all citizens.<br />
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==Current Status==<br />
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[[Category:Libraries]]</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Gotobed_Library&diff=1867602Gotobed Library2011-04-06T07:39:02Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Barricade Policy */</p>
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suburb=Chancelwood|<br />
coordinates=69, 2|<br />
NW_location=[[Crees Avenue]]|NW_color=Street|<br />
N_location=[[Leighton Way (Chancelwood)|Leighton Way]]|N_color=Street|<br />
W_location=[[Smeeth Library]]|W_color=Library|<br />
This_location=Gotobed Library|location_color=Library|<br />
location_type=Library|<br />
SW_location=[[Helliar Place]]|SW_color=Street|<br />
S_location=[[the Clack Building]]|S_color=Building|<br />
NE_location=[[Junkyard 70,1|a junkyard]]<br /><small>([[Earletown]])</small>|NE_color=Junkyard|<br />
E_location=[[Purchase Road]]<br /><small>([[Earletown]])</small>|E_color=Street|<br />
SE_location=[[the Nickells Building]]<br /><small>([[Earletown]])</small>|SE_color=Building|}}<br />
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==Gotobed Library==<br />
===Description===<br />
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A library filled with books and dust. There are the remains of some taco chips on the floor. This was once a place of wonder and learning...no more.<br />
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===History===<br />
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Gotobed library was established in the 1920's under the name Council Library, the library was unsuccessful in its early years in gaining patronage and eventually became a dusty backwater used only by underfunded community groups. However with the change of local government in the 1929 election the library looked likely to be demolished to make way for a monument to Sir Arthur Longman. Luckily for the facility one member of the community campaigned to save the [[library|sacred grove of books]].<br />
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Exactly how the library became known as the Gotobed library no one knows for sure, however local rumour has it that the grouchy librarian who ran the library in the 1960's used to close the library right on 5pm so she could get home to cook dinner for her 29 children. Some say that she used to demand that the library's younger patrons 'go to bed' so she could close. Exactly why library users were going to bed at 5pm is unknown, although [[2 Cool|certain historians]] believe it may have had something to do with the [[Great Fire of 1912]].<br />
===Barricade Policy===<br />
Doors wide open. All welcome!<br />
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[[Category:Chancelwood]]</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Baylie_Library&diff=1867601Baylie Library2011-04-06T07:36:39Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Barricade Policy */</p>
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coordinates=85,13|<br />
location_type=Library|<br />
NW_location=[[Cayley Library]]|NW_color=Library|<br />
N_location=[[Carpark 85,12|a carpark]]|N_color=Car Park|<br />
NE_location=[[St. Anne's Church|St Anne's Church]]|NE_color=Church|<br />
W_location=[[Brymer Avenue]]|W_color=Street|<br />
This_location=Baylie Library|location_color=Library|<br />
E_location=[[Wasteland 86,13|wasteland]]|E_color=Wasteland|<br />
SW_location=[[Kelloway Drive Railway Station]]|SW_color=Railway Station|<br />
S_location=[[Bullor Library]]|S_color=Library|<br />
SE_location=[[Lugg Street]]|SE_color=Street}}<br />
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[[Image:Baylie Library.jpg]]__NOTOC__<br />
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===Description===<br />
The '''Baylie Library''' is the oldest [[Building_Types#Library|library]] located in the [[suburb]] of [[Rolt Heights]]. The library was founded in 1907 as an independent member-supported library, which played an important role in defining the cultural, intellectual and social life of Malton back in those days. The library was remarkable for its wide-ranging collections, its wonderful building and, most importantly, the people who knew and loved it. A people that grew fewer and fewer in number as the decades passed. There were few institutions like it in the city at the time. The library's lineage derived in equal measure from ancient European libraries and from early American ideals of self-reliant community service. The Baylie Library was not a public library, nor an academic library, nor a community center, nor a private club - but rather it was a little bit of all these things.<br />
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[[Image:Baylie Library2.jpg|frame|right|Survivors are warned to always be careful of what they read while in the library as some books, once gazed upon, have dire consequences...]]Since its foundation, the library continued to acquire rare or out-of-print books for the use and edification of its membership, as few as they may have been by the turn of the century. Their primary mission had always been to provide for a library of wider scope and depth than was in the means of any one of its members. The survival of the institution for 100 years testified to the success of this mission.<br />
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After the "[[Malton Incident]]" the library finally seemed to have met its end, as those few members who had once walked among its stacks had either evacuated the city or fled to parts unknown. What is known is that no one, but the occasional survivor, now visits the library and most survivors are there simply seeking shelter from the zombies wandering the streets outside. Those that do take up an interest in the library's books find that in its later years the library's aged staff had grown quiet peculiar in their book selections as most appeared to be archaic tomes written in obscure languages or nonsensical manuscripts written by one could well imagine stark raving madmen. Most survivors with enough common sense ''not'' to risk their sanity, abandon these books where they found them, back among the darker corners of the library shelves so they are left to continue collecting dust, pages yellowing, and most importantly... stay unread.<br><br><br />
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===Mandate===<br />
None, it's just a library, but those survivors with enough common sense keep their eyes looking out the windows in search of zombies rather than reading the books found among the shelves. There are some secrets man was never meant to learn and without a doubt more than a few terrible secrets might be found among the library's collection of dusty old tomes and manuscripts. So stay alert, stay sharp, and most importantly, stay sane.<br><br><br />
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===Barricade Policy===<br />
The doors on Baylie Library should be wide open at all times, for ease of access for citizens of all stripes, shapes and abilities. Yes, even DDR.<br><br><br />
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==Current Events==<br />
'''April 21st, 2007''' - [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=684549 Sadie Mae Glutz] of [[Red Rum]] killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=791959 Maria Mercury] in what can only be termed "a cat fight". Well, no not really, but it was a fun thought wasn't it? This murder was brought to you by the [[Rolt Heights War]]. Remember, if you want suburb-wide genocide you don't go any further than the RHW.<br />
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'''April 11th, 2007''' - [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=574272 Jake4d1] of the [[Creedy Guerilla Raiders]] murdered [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=703287 A plagebearer] at the library. As with the murder from 2 days ago, this death was attributed to the [[Rolt Heights War]].<br />
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'''April 9th, 2007''' - The merciless hand of the [[Brotherhood of the Reckoning]] claimed yet another life within Rolt Heights, this time at the library. [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=328319 Knightmonger] was reported to have slain veteran survivor [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=289933 Danny Floyd] in cold blood. Witnesses later stated their common belief that this crime was linked to the [[Rolt Heights War]].<br />
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[[Category:Rolt Heights]]</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Fluck_Library&diff=1867599Fluck Library2011-04-06T07:29:09Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Barricade Policy */</p>
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location_name=Fluck Library|<br />
location_type=Library|<br />
suburb=Hollomstown|<br />
coordinates=61,93|<br />
NW_location=[[Stagg Crescent]]|NW_color=Street|<br />
N_location=[[Wheaton Square (Hollomstown)|Wheaton Square]]|N_color=Street|<br />
NE_location=[[Cowen Drive]]|NE_color=Street|<br />
W_location=[[Wasteland 60,93|a wasteland]]|W_color=Wasteland|<br />
This_location=Fluck Library|location_color=Library|<br />
E_location=[[the Pink Museum]]|E_color=Museum|<br />
SW_location=[[Bendall Cinema]]|SW_color=Cinema|<br />
S_location=[[Shearn Alley School]]|S_color=School|<br />
SE_location=[[Earle Way]]|SE_color=Street}}<br />
===Description===<br />
The '''Fluck Library''' is located in the [[suburb]] of [[Hollomstown]]. The library is not currently the base of any known survivor group. <br><br />
This is a classical Victorian brick building, with severe lines and a heavy oak gate. In the late nineties it was part of a restoration program for the cultural buildings of Malton, and received some three millions worth of redecoration, but the old foreboding atmosphere still remains in places.<br />
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[[Image:Fluck exterior.jpg|thumb|The library exterior (Early 2005. Photographer uknown.)|right|300px]]<br />
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=== History ===<br />
Possibly inspired by the library's name, Lord Peter Alner, owner and builder of [[Alner Mansion]] decreed in his last will that upon his death, which occurred in the [[Great Fire of 1912]], his very large collection of exotic pornography from all ages and corners of the world be donated to the Fluck Library. It was kept in locked glass cabinets to avoid theft, but since the zombie outbreak most of these cabinets have been smashed and emptied. The only remains of the collection are stray leaves of French or Japanese nude woodcuts. <br><br />
The building is renowned throughout Malton for its amusing resemblance to the word '''"Fuck"'''. Prior to the outbreak local residents would steal the letter L off all signs relating to the library leaving a trail of signs reading "F uck Library" throughout Hollomstown. Such actions cost the library hundreds of dollars a year, as well as its credibility in literary circles.<br />
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===Barricade Policy===<br />
The library doors should be left wide open to ensure that all citizens of Malton have a place to stay and relax with a good book.<br><br><br />
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===Current Status===<br />
<center><big>"We are sorry to announce that ordinary library activities are canceled indefinitely, awaiting a resolution to Malton's current undead crisis." -Regards, Staff of Fluck Library</big></center><br />
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Currently heavily barricaded. Graffiti reads "Go fluck yourself." --[[User:GroverBhore|GroverBhore]] 04:37, 6 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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===Graffiti===<br />
Let's face it: Fluck Library lends itself as a prime target for young hooligans armed with [[spraycans]]. In honour of Fluck and all that it symbolises, here follows a list of the different tags found in and around Fluck Library.<br />
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''Somebody has spraypainted...<br />
*"oh fluck, i forgot my flucking library card"<br />
*"go fluck yourself"<br />
''...onto a wall.''<br />
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Feel free to add more classic tags (real or otherwise).<br />
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[[Category:Hollomstown]]<br />
[[Category:Libraries]]<br />
[[Category:Great Fire of 1912]]</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Featherstone_Library&diff=1867596Featherstone Library2011-04-06T07:05:13Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Barricade Policy */</p>
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NW_location=[[the Keats Museum]]|NW_color=Museum|<br />
N_location=[[Wedmore Grove]]|N_color=Street|<br />
NE_location=[[the Inman Building]]|NE_color=Building|<br />
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SE_location=[[the Rayment Arms]]|SE_color=Arms}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
The '''Featherstone Library''' is an old [[Building_Types#Library|library]] located in the [[suburb]] of [[Pescodside]]. The library, which opened with a solemn ceremony on May 15, 1976, commemorates Donald Featherstone (born 1918), a British author of books on wargaming and military history. Featherstone wrote classic texts on wargaming in the 1960s and 1970s. Originally a physiotherapist, he was introduced to miniatures wargaming by Tony Bath in 1955. In 1960 the two of them began editing the UK version of the "War Game Digest", a seminal wargaming newsletter started by Jack Scruby, but later Featherstone started his own periodical in 1962 called the "Wargamers' Newsletter". However, Featherstone's greatest contribution were his books: hardcover collections of rules for the recreational wargamer, culminating in his encyclopedic '''War Games through the Ages''' series. Featherstone continued to write in the 1990s, switching to works on military history.<br />
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[[Image:Alliance Poster.jpg|thumbnail|right|270px]]To those who thought the commemoration an odd event need only consider the fact that Malton had erected several libraries in recent years and was sorely running out of candidates after which to name them. Of course a donation of $3.5 million from a wealthy, but anonymous, military history enthusiast may have played no small part in this particular library's name.<br />
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The library was designed by Horace Trumbauer & Associates, the architect of the renowned Lynnewood Hall. The Associate responsible for designing the Featherstone Library was the chief designer of the firm, architect Julian F. Abele, the first major African American architect.<br />
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From approximately 1992-2002, the Featherstone Library underwent a comprehensive renovation costing $1.2 million that included: adding fire suppression systems, remodeling the stacks, and new public spaces. According to a Pescodside legend, under the terms of the anonymous donation, the exterior of the library is never to be altered, or else ownership of the building reverts to the Featherstone family. Because of this, according to the legend, Pescodside city councilors have been limited and creative in their renovation options over the years, and as such, the library is more modern on the interior than on the exterior.<br />
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After the "Malton Incident" the library became the base of operations for the [[Friends of the Featherstone Library]], a war game enthusiasts group that took the defense of Malton very seriously. They live in the library in order to pay tribute to Donald Featherstone and all he has achieved for wargamers everywhere.<br />
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Noted NecroTech scientist, [[User:Mobius187|Caleb Usher]], visited the library on one occasion, but was turned away with his library card revoked. When questioned Caleb replied, "Apparently I never returned a copy of 'Kaplan AP Biology' that I checked out 5 years ago for my class in Biology 101. Still they were firm, but fair."<br />
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The Friends of the Featherstone Library later contended they knew nothing about this incident as their sole focus was on war gaming and not the enforcement of library book return policy. To this day no one knows ''who'' revoked Caleb's library card...<br><br><br />
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===Mandate===<br />
None, it's just a library. Go read a book! Preferably by Donald Featherstone!<br><br><br />
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===Affiliates===<br />
Any survivors seeking shelter in the library would in fact be under the care and watchful gaze of the [[Friends of the Featherstone Library]] group. As such, survivors are asked to refer to this group in order to determine any current partnerships or joint action plans being staged from the library pertaining to the defense of [[Pescodside]]. At this time that infers that the library is associated with the [[Dulston Alliance]].<br />
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In should also be mentioned that due to past actions the [[The Inman Building|Inman Building]], while being a [[NecroTech]] facility, commonly holds mutually beneficial relations with the Friends of the Featherstone Library due to their combined efforts in reducing the zombie population found in the surrounding area.<br><br><br />
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===Barricade Policy===<br />
Presently, the library '''doors''' should be un-barricaded and '''wide open''' to enable ease of access and integration for all members of the community. At this time, there is no assistance available for differently-abled citizens, and [[Friends of the Featherstone Library|library staff]] are under investigation by [[RRF|Malton's Constabulary]] for allegations of discrimination.<br><br><br />
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==Current Events==<br />
''Please refer to the [[Friends of the Featherstone Library]] for more detailed/current events.''<br />
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'''September 23rd, 2008''' - The [[Friends of the Featherstone Library]] reported that there were 2 zombies inside the library, and the building itself was ruined.<br />
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'''August 13th, 2007''' - The [[Undeadites]] shambled in for a light educational eating tour, but got carried away and ate everyone. Books are smeared with....something....and a secret stash of beer has been befouled. - [[User:Creeping Crud|Creeping Crud]] <sup>[[Undeadites|<span style="color: Green">U</span>]]</sup> 03:57, 14 August 2007 (BST)<br />
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'''June 12th, 2007''' - The library and its inhabitants are targeted by the [[Reanimations]] and zombie volunteers from the surrounding area. The building is ransacked and its inhabitants killed. --[[User:Secruss|Secruss]] 19:14, 12 June 2007 (BST)<br />
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'''February 26th, 2007''' - Inside the library a few posters advertising recruitment into the [[Dulston Alliance]] have recently appeared. The posters have all been tastefully framed and mounted in several key locations throughout the library. Should survivors ever find these posters missing (possibly due to collectors) they can instead view it [[Dulston_Alliance/Members#Recruitment Policy|here]].<br />
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[[Category:Pescodside]]</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Copleston_Library&diff=1867593Copleston Library2011-04-06T06:53:11Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Barricade Policy */</p>
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suburb=Molebank|<br />
coordinates=14,48|<br />
location_type=Library |<br />
NW_location=[[St. Jude's Cathedral ]]|NW_color=Church|<br />
N_location=[[Cape Towers]]|N_color=Tower|<br />
NE_location=[[the Blackburn Arms]]|NE_color=Arms|<br />
W_location=[[St. Jude's Cathedral ]]|W_color=Church|<br />
This_location=Copleston Library|location_color=Library|<br />
E_location=[[the Dimon Museum]]|E_color=Museum|<br />
SW_location=[[Donnan Alley]]|SW_color=Street|<br />
S_location=[[Thorburn Way]]|S_color=Street|<br />
SE_location=[[Factory 15,49|a factory]]|SE_color=Factory}}<br />
==Description==<br />
This small abandoned library lies hidden in the shadow of the great cathedral of Saint Jude and the mammoth Cape tower.<br />
Inside lies the remains of a long unused camp where at some point survivors had decieded to use the large bookcases to block up the reception area. This easily overlooked nock has protested many needy people over the years and the wear can easily be seen.<br />
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==History==<br />
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==Barricade Policy==<br />
Please '''do not''' barricade this building. It should be maintained as a free and fully accessible learning institution and as such, the doors should be left wide open to cater to all citizens, living or dead.<br />
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==Current Status==<br />
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[[Category:Molebank]]</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Crowly_Library&diff=1867592Crowly Library2011-04-06T06:36:49Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: </p>
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{{Locationblock|<br />
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coordinates=18, 49|<br />
NW_location=[[St. Elisabeth's Hospital (Molebank)|St. Elisabeth's Hospital]]|NW_color=Hospital|<br />
N_location=[[Badman Cinema]]|N_color=Cinema|<br />
NE_location=[[Brundrit Towers]]|NE_color=Tower|<br />
W_location=[[the Reginaldus Museum]]|W_color=Museum|<br />
This_location=Crowly Library|location_color=Library|<br />
location_type=Library|<br />
E_location=[[St. Columba's Church]]|E_color=Church|<br />
SW_location=[[Warehouse 17,50|a warehouse]]<br><small>([[Reganbank]])</small>|SW_color=Warehouse|<br />
S_location=[[Dyett Walk]]<br><small>([[Reganbank]])</small>|S_color=Street|<br />
SE_location=[[Creyghton Drive School]]<br><small>([[Reganbank]])</small>|SE_color=School|}}<br />
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==Crowly Library==<br />
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[[Image:Bt library.gif]]<br />
===Description===<br />
Crowly Library is a brick building located in the SE corner of [[Molebank]]. It's main entrance boasts impressive columns, but most residents of [[Molebank]] entered the library through the back entrance off the parking lot in the rear.<br />
===History===<br />
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===Barricade Policy===<br />
Doors should remain wide open for ease of access for all citizens, living or dead.<br />
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===Current Status===<br />
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[[Category:Molebank]]</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Category_talk:Historical_Groups&diff=1865510Category talk:Historical Groups2011-03-31T04:10:53Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Yes */</p>
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=Obtaining Historical Status=<br />
A [[UDWiki:Administration/Policy_Discussion/Historical_Groups|policy]] is in place which outlines the method to attain historical status.<br />
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#Groups must no longer actively contribute to the game.<br />
#A nomination should be made on [[Category talk:Historical Groups]].<br />
#Within two weeks of a nomination, the group must be approved by 2/3 of the voters, with a minimum of 15 voters for a nomination to pass. The only allowable votes are '''Yea''' and '''Nay'''.<br />
#Groups that pass will be added to the category as described below.<br />
#Groups must allow a week to pass between nominations.<br />
#Groups must allow 4 months in between when the group disbands and when they can be nominated for Historical Status. (Note: Only for [[Malton]]-based groups)<br />
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=Nominations for Historical Status=<br />
When nominating a group, please add a note to [[Template:Wiki News]] and add {{CodeInline|<nowiki>{{HistoricalGroupVoting}}</nowiki>}} to the top of the group's page. Also, please add {{CodeInline|<nowiki>{{HistoricalVotingRules}}</nowiki>}} under the group's application for historical status.<br />
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==New Nominations==<br />
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===[[Columbine Kids]]===<br />
Now that probably the last member wearing the tags has switched to a different group (welcome to Cobra, YOG :P) and the group as such hasn't coordinated at all for a long while (the forums have been down for months), it's probably about time to recognize Columbine Kids as historical.<br />
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From their very founding day on, they have polarized the UD metagame, going even as far as getting the group [[UDWiki:Administration/Deletions/Archive/Aug_2007#Columbine_Kids|put up for deletion vote]] due to bad taste, or because no one thinks of the children, or whatever the reasoning was for those who voted for deletion. And it wasn't just at the beginning that they shocked and polarized the UD crowd, [[Talk:Columbine_Kids#I.27m_Disgusted|it even continued throughout their career]].<br />
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They have not just made impact by their concept, though. They were also effective PKers, racking up [http://rg.urbandead.net/profiles/view/754030 massive bounties], performing [http://iamscott.net/1271806991373.html highly coordinated timed strikes] and getting involved in events like the [[2008 Wedding Crash]] or [[Samhain Slaughter|Samhain Slaughter 1]] [[Samhain Slaughter 2|to]] [[Samhain Slaughter 3|3]]. They were recognized in the [[Malton_Murder_Awards_MMX#Player-Killer_Awards|Malton Murder Awards 2010]] as nominee for Best PKer Group.<br />
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Seriously, if you are involved in the PKer metagame at all, you have heard of them and their exploits. --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 18:38, 27 March 2011 (BST)<br />
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====Yes====<br />
#I, duh, nominated them in the first place? --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 18:45, 27 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#Who?--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 18:51, 27 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#Classy chaps. [[User:Oidar|Oidar]] 18:54, 27 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#lets just get this over with--<small> <span style="color: DarkMagenta">The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking </span><div style="display: inline-block; height: 14px; width: 18px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: text-bottom;">[[User:Sexualharrison|<span style="position: absolute; display: block; font-size: 0px; height: 14px; width: 18px;"> </span>]][[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|18px]]</div> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]] 20:21 27 March 2011 (UTC)</small><br />
#After this, we're gettin' the C4NT up here. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:56, 27 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#:You should think about slapping an inactive tag on them and starting the clock. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 03:46, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#For about a year the leading source of UD metagame butthurt (other than wiki drama, which is the untouchable Queen of UD Drama), inspiration behind a few less competent attempts at shock groups (such as Pumpkin Pedophiles) and a couple of even less competent hunter groups dedicated to 'teaching us a lesson', we made a significant splash in both game and metagame. Also there were two School Shooting tours that aren't mentioned above, which put hundreds more corpses on the streets of Malton. [http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c19/LordMoloch/SchoolShooting.jpg 1] [http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c19/LordMoloch/Ck2.jpg 2]. --[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 03:28, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#Never even met any of them in game, but I still ''heard'' about them. Sick of all this historical status elitism. They were well known enough to be let in.{{User:Zombie Lord/sig2}} <tt>03:41 28 March 2011(UTC)</tt><br />
#They are worth giving historical status --[[User:Bluewaterdragon|Bluewaterdragon]] 04:02, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
# Sure! Why not? --[[User:Akbar|Akbar]] 06:11, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#Yes. Shootin up skool iz fun! --{{User:Lady Clitoria/Sig}} 08:13, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
# [[User:Smyg|Smyg]] 08:18, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
# Having had the pleasure of kicking off their mall tour from MCM it would be hard not to vote for them. Like it or not they did make themselves know! --[[User:QBee|QBee]] 03:25, 31 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#Perhaps unsurprisingly, I'mma go with 'yes'. -- {{User:CyanEyed/Sig}} 10:25, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
# - Not a giant group, but they caused a massive stir. --[[User:Karloth_vois|Karloth Vois]] <sup>[[¯\(°_o)/¯]]</sup> 16:13, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
# That bounty alone must qualify them for historical status never mind what else they did! [[User:Gordon|Gordon]] 23:13, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
# Sigh... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvn6eYJh-0c '''Yes'''] And here's why. I despise this group. I hate everything about them. I Loathe and detest the very creaion of it ffs. It's unsavoury, childish glorification of 'shock value' made me uneasy from the first minute I saw some plank wearing the tags two years ago when I started playing, and still, to this day does. However, '''that's''' why they work. That was their hook, so to speak.<br>The BH'er in me, ''always'' wanted to whack a CK. Hell, I wanted to do it with Deej too, should the chance arisen. They made an impact, and much as I dislike the theme of the group, they certainly knew how to grab the eye. They '''should''' be remembered, if not for 'cos they were a 'great PK'er' group, then 'cos they were a bunch of knobbers people wanted to kill. A lot.<br>Btw, this vote will be changed to a '''No''', if Harrison doesn't admit, in the next 24 hours he watched, '''and''' fapped to the vid linked in my yes vote. Clock is ticking, perve. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 05:07, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#:hah hah suck my balls kempy this was the message i got when i clicked the link. """The uploader has not made this video available in your country. Sorry about that.""" suck it!--<small> <span style="color: DarkMagenta">The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking </span><div style="display: inline-block; height: 14px; width: 18px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: text-bottom;">[[User:Sexualharrison|<span style="position: absolute; display: block; font-size: 0px; height: 14px; width: 18px;"> </span>]][[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|18px]]</div> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]] 05:11 29 March 2011 (UTC)</small><br />
#:::..tock. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 05:47, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#:::Try [http://hotspotshield.com/ Hotspot Shield]? {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 21:37, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#DO IT. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 00:58, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
# Sounds like a good idea. --[[User:Cexylikepie|Cexylikepie]] 02:03, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#Awesomesauce!!! {{unsigned|Keira Bambini|02:50, 29 March 2011 (BST)}}<br />
# I have been roused from my wiki hiatus to vote! --[[User:Pibbit|Pibbit]] 05:49, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#They were quite notorious, both in game and on the wiki. The fact that people still hate them makes them quite memorable (and by extension, historical). Their talk page alone is comedy gold.--[[User:Shatari|Shatari]] 07:15, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#Fuck yes. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 07:16, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#Didn't really need to ask, to be honest. {{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 09:33, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#As Anime Sucks. --{{User:N0RDAK/Sig}} 18:45, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#Switching my vote, after the responses below. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 22:12, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#The creation of this group sparked a large negative response from the community and did spark alot of copycats. It also raised valid issues concerning associates of RG mods farming people into the Ignore List--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 23:42, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#Being part of their mall tours for several years it would be hard not to vote for them. --[[User:QBee|QBee]] 03:25, 31 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#Yup. [[User:Kirsty cotton|Kirsty cotton]] 04:35, 31 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#Yes. CK got me interested in PKing. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 05:10, 31 March 2011 (BST)<br />
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====No====<br />
*<s>Come back in three months - See rule #6 above. It hasn't been four months since they went inactive. YOG only left a month or two ago, otherwise I'd say yes. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 19:36, 27 March 2011 (BST)</s><br />
*:''the forums have been down for months'' - as indicated [[User_talk:Sexualharrison/Archive2#CK_Forum|here]]. Moloch's words don't sound like the group has been active as a group either for quite some time before. --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 19:52, 27 March 2011 (BST)<br />
*::say yes it's easier--<small> <span style="color: DarkMagenta">The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking </span><div style="display: inline-block; height: 14px; width: 18px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: text-bottom;">[[User:Sexualharrison|<span style="position: absolute; display: block; font-size: 0px; height: 14px; width: 18px;"> </span>]][[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|18px]]</div> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]] 20:24 27 March 2011 (UTC)</small><br />
*:Spiderzed is correct. The group ceased to exist months ago. The forums were closed and the leader (that would be me) idled out. --[[User:The Hierophant|Unhappydisgustingwow]] 07:39, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
*::'''Vote changed'''. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 22:12, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''No''' - Very few pker groups do enough to be considered notable or historic. The only reason anyone knows who the Columbine Kids are is pretty much some very minor wiki drama. They're no Amish, Red Rum, or DEA. They didn't help make a huge event and the most you can even note them for in their nomination is as being a tag along? An Historic Group these things do not make. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 20:01, 27 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''No''' - emphatically as Karek. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 03:36, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''No''' - As Aichon. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 03:46, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#:And now..? ;o) --[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 23:35, 30 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''NO''' - Who the hell are these guys never even heard of them get real don't you have actually had to of done something? [[User:Divs|Divs]] 04:48, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''No''' They were typical PKers and did not do anything but typical PKer stuff. --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 04:53, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''No''' As Karek and as Josh. --[[User:Penguinpyro|Penguinpyro]] 08:20, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''No''' Never heard of them. --[[User:Louis_Vernon|<span style="color: red">'''Louis Vernon'''</span>]] <span style="color:red">15:03 28 March 2011 (BST)</span><br />
#'''No''' Bad taste is neither historical or notable. [[User:Asheets|Asheets]] 16:35, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''No'''. As Asheets. We might as well put Assholio on the Historical Groups List with his various zerging neo-Nazi groups.--{{User:Mallrat/sig}} 18:03, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#:how can you compare CK to cornhole? that insults everyones intelligence. we were at least good at what we did.--<small> <span style="color: DarkMagenta">The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking </span><div style="display: inline-block; height: 14px; width: 18px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: text-bottom;">[[User:Sexualharrison|<span style="position: absolute; display: block; font-size: 0px; height: 14px; width: 18px;"> </span>]][[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|18px]]</div> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]] 05:00 29 March 2011 (UTC)</small><br />
#::Because both CK and Cornhole's chief claim to fame is creating wiki drama through glorifying mass-murderers. But hey, for the lulz, right?--{{User:Mallrat/sig}} 16:43, 30 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#:::Yes, it's what all murderers truly crave: To be represented as borderline-retarded, monosyllabic, repressed homosexuals who kill because they are too stupid to do anything else. That truly is the definition of glory. There are several reasons why comparisons to Cornhoolio are absolutely cretinous, including the subtle distinction between actual satire and 4Chan 'here it is LOL' vomit, the not-exactly subtle distinction between stupid and wasteful murder and mechanised and legalised genocide, and then the entirely obvious distinction between a legitimate group of UD players and a single serial-zerging mass wiki vandal. Somehow though, I suspect that aiding you in grasping these will prove a sisyphean task on a par with trying to teach a particularly stupid dog a card trick. --[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 23:34, 30 March 2011 (BST) <br />
#'''No'''--[[User:Tyx94|tyx94]] 22:48, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''No'''- I never would have heard of them if not for the wiki, metagame drama hardly seems basis for historical status - [[User:Legion8|Legion8]] 05:58, 30 March 2011 (BST)<br />
#'''No'''- as Mallrat and Asheets.-{{User:ObiFireFighter/sig}} 22:10, 30 March 2011 (BST)<br />
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== Yes Please! ==<br />
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Any stuff you have on monroeville mall would be deeply appreciated. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 18:30, 5 September 2008 (BST)<br />
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Sorry i had some computer problems and lost all my stuff sorry.--[[User:ZIPO|ZIPO]] 11:43, 30 October 2008 (UTC)<br />
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Hey ZIPO, it's bldude, my EMAIL is is *************** Signed:Bldude First day of 2009.<br />
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== Thanks ==<br />
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Hey ZIPO, just wanted to thank you for reviving Sophie Ames yesterday. She hadn't even spend a full hour swaying at that revive point heh. Much appreciated, you're the man. --[[User:Hashk|Hashk]] 19:31, 15 January 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Do you hate me yet? ==<br />
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Hey ZIPO... Dub told me. So I made you come all the way here just to get PK'ed. I'm so sorry, I really am. We'll revive you ASAP. A thousand thanks for coming, and sorry, sorry, sorry...<br />
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So. As you saw we're keeping in touch through my in-character talk page. Would you let us know there, when you wake up, to expedite your revival? -[[User:Hashk/Sophie Ames|Sophie Ames]] 05:07, 2 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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ZIPO - I'm not sure if somebody rolled you out of the building or if you didn't see my message, but if you'll stand up and let me know where you are, I'll come over and revive you ASAP. I'm a friend of Sophie's. --[[User:DubStreet|DubStreet]] 06:15, 2 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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ZIPO, I replied to you in my talk page. I just got to the auto repair, will revive you as soon as I have 10 AP. I'm at zero, though, so it'll be a wee while. --[[User:Hashk/Sophie Ames|Sophie Ames]] 08:56, 2 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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Just replied on your page before I saw this I was gonna come to you lol.--[[User:ZIPO|ZIPO]] 09:02, 2 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:You're back in action, mate. Sorry it took me a bit to find and revive you. We're still in the auto shop where you got pk'd. --[[User:DubStreet|DubStreet]] 21:50, 2 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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::Be advised, though, there's a Philosophe Knight holed up in there as well. If you've been hunting them as well, things could get messy :/ --[[User:Hashk/Sophie Ames|Sophie Ames]] 23:20, 2 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== We're moving out ==<br />
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Well, we've lost hope for Penny Heights, and Fryerbank for that matter. Local groups have been rather useless. The fine fellows at DK13 pretty much shunned Dub, that was the last straw. We're moving out. I believe you're still lying in front of that cinema? Will you tell me here when you stand up, so I can revive you before I go? I'm planning to leave by 8:00 UTC tomorrow. It's a bit difficult for me to wait longer, but I will if you can't stand up by then.<br />
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I'm so sorry I made you come for nothing. Thank you again. *hug* --[[User:Hashk/Sophie Ames|Sophie Ames]] 00:14, 5 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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:Update: Lumber Mall has been retaken, we moved in. It's still a bit risky to stay here, if you still have trouble logging in often... but if you're not fed up by now (heh), just get a bit closer to the mall. I'll revive you as soon as these pesky zeds let me build up some AP. Cheers! --[[User:Hashk/Sophie Ames|Sophie Ames]] 08:25, 5 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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::You didn't make me come I was already nearby and I thought it would be good to see a friendly face. Hopefully the logging in problem is gone for now. Ill try and meet up with you guys soon.--[[User:ZIPO|ZIPO]] 04:23, 10 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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:::Wonderful ZIPO! We made a group now, you're welcome to join us. Do you still need a revive? Bit busy clearing up an NT building right now, but I can get to you in one day if you like. --[[User:Hashk/Sophie Ames|Sophie Ames]] 05:20, 10 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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::::Yeah it is. Awesome seems like an interesting idea ill join. Yeah so I read I'm over near the Craddy NT building. I suggest you get your building up and first it shouldn't be to long before some kind individual inside gives me a revive.--[[User:ZIPO|ZIPO]] 05:48, 10 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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:::::Oi! You're near Craddy? Are you online? Can you confirm for us if it's barricaded and lit? --[[User:Hashk/Sophie Ames|Sophie Ames]] 06:13, 10 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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::::::Yeah it's lit up like a candle cades are at EHB but it has one zed on them.--[[User:ZIPO|ZIPO]] 06:16, 10 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::::Thank you! Can't talk now, but thanks a lot! :D --[[User:Hashk/Sophie Ames|Sophie Ames]] 06:24, 10 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::::Sure no problem. :-)--[[User:ZIPO|ZIPO]] 06:29, 10 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Penny Heights ==<br />
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Hey ZIPO! Haha a bit frantic yesterday, sorry about that. Yeah, an army. If you'll join, that's an army of four. Very scary, that. :D Well, there's Dr Mycroft Chris, from MEMS, working closely with us now. And Piker Pete and a couple lumberjacks I've seen around - they're doing their own stuff but they're friends of Dub's. And Dub has been rallying people, we've seen some helpful hands already. Yeah, we have a good chance, I should think. Good thing, too, because the zeds are a bit pissed at us now, and Lumber Mall seems to be southeast Malton PKer central.<br />
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I got your reply to my original text message very recently, when we powered Tomkyns, a couple days ago. That's why I didn't know you didn't actually come all the way from K-bank. Not that it matters much: you showed up when I needed you, means I owe you one. Or two, actually - there's that revive you did on me when we met :)<br />
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I'm waiting for Dub and doc to settle on a plan. I'm rather gung-ho about going out and reviving people, and believe me, you'll be the first. I'll let you know the minute I revive you. Please do tell me if you move. --[[User:Hashk/Sophie Ames|Sophie Ames]] 19:09, 10 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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:Yeah I can understand that. Ill join the more the merrier right? Well allies of all shapes and sizes come in handy.<br />
:Ah right that explains that and you don't owe me anything as long as you keep fighting and reviving I think were pretty even plus you have healed me a couple of times.<br />
:Don't worry about reviving me Talk Show Host did it Oddly enough he was a PKer I saw when I went to help at Joachim Mall I guess he is really trying to repent. I'm currently getting supplies the moment I have some FAKs and ammo ill join up with you.--[[User:ZIPO|ZIPO]] 03:24, 11 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::Weird! First repentant PKer I know of haha. Oh well, and I was just gearing to walk over to Craddy right now and pick you up. We're holed up in Tomkyns, join us when you can, I'll introduce you to George. Welcome aboard, officially :D The group page is [[DSS Red Zone Support]], of course, and we have a [http://www.sanityassassins.net/dss forum] now. Please register, I'll PM you the password for the private area. --[[User:Hashk/Sophie Ames|Sophie Ames]] 03:42, 11 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::I know of a few but not that many. Awesome thanks for having me. :)--[[User:ZIPO|ZIPO]] 03:46, 11 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::Hehe. Don't mention it, it's my pleasure. Hey, I can't PM you. Do you have me in your contacts? Ah ah, I know, I removed K-bank ZIPO and added ZIPO3956. Can you [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1422697 add me] to your contacts? Or if you're not carrying a phone, I'll re-add your other profile and PM you there. --[[User:Hashk/Sophie Ames|Sophie Ames]] 03:59, 11 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:::::I already had added you :) But I haven't been able to find a phone :( which is one of the reasons why I was in Joachim Mall before with the others.--[[User:ZIPO|ZIPO]] 04:03, 11 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::Ah. Of course. Well, no hurries, get a nice one. I got my crappy nokia in Mitchem Mall, the day before the RRF hit it :) I PM'ed you in the forum. --[[User:Hashk/Sophie Ames|Sophie Ames]] 04:09, 11 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
::::::Ah alright those RRF can be a bit of a problem destroying buildings, killing people, and damaging clothing and but you have one and that works. Yeah I got it thanks.:D--[[User:ZIPO|ZIPO]] 04:13, 11 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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Um sure why not glowing eye--[[User:ZIPO|ZIPO]] 00:34, 21 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==Thanks!==<br />
For the revive! :D --[[User:Fifth Element|Fiffy]] 05:36, 23 March 2009 (UTC)<br />
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==[[User:ZIPO/NecroWatch]]==<br />
I've moved your NecroWatch page to the above location so it's in your userspace, and fixed all the links <tt>:)</tt> {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 00:21, 17 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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Thanks for that.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 04:11, 17 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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yeh - i just stuck myself to the stage with bit of concrete and cellotape - easy.<br />
thanks for the template thou - did a version of parliament... current expenses scandle<br />
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==Manhunt==<br />
Noticed you joined the manhunt, just to let you know it's been pushed back to the first of July, incase you didn't know already. Just so you don't turn up and wonder why no one is around. See you at the start of next month! {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 02:26, 20 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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==Zip!==<br />
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Couldn't help but notice you guys are in Molebank. So are some members of the 404. How you getting on? Any significant areas need support? --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 13:20, 27 February 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Zip. You want a dermot autograph? I could always wake him up for you. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 23:15, 19 May 2010 (BST)<br />
::Heh the only way I could get it would be to bring back Sophia and stand her up which isn't gonna happen. Besides brining back Dermot is dangerous it's the only win survivors can get.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 08:31, 10 July 2010 (BST)<br />
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==Hey==<br />
Just got your comment now; I don't log in very often. It's an awful nice offer, but I can't take you up on it - I just don't meta-game anymore. Too stressful. -{{User:CaptainVideo/sig}} 06:20, 13 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==[[Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt 3]]==<br />
This is a reminder to you, and all the other contestants, that [[Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt 3|AHMH3]] begins in 5 days as of this post. The playing area is the top 16 suburbs in a 4x4 formation on the Northwest of the map. You are expected to be in the area at the start of the Manhunt, so if you're not already in the area, get moving! And happy hunting to you. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 16:22, 26 June 2010 (BST)<br />
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I'm doing this as a double check on the number of contestants, so if you don't mind, please [[Talk:Malton_Manhunt/Axe_Hack's_Manhunt_3#Just_wanna_confirm...|sign the list]]. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 02:44, 30 June 2010 (BST)<br />
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== [[Discosaurs]] ==<br />
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So, you seem to be interested in Manhunts, and you aren't that bad. From what I can see, you aren't yet involved in the EVIL "Rage in a cage" group Manhunt. Therefore, I've taken it upon myself to poach you for the [[Discosaurs]] team. You can join as a temporary member to help us in the manhunt, create a new alt to join, or join with an existing alt. Your thoughts would be appreciated.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2}} 19:27, 9 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:Make it so. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 20:31, 9 August 2010 (BST)<br />
::Sorry for the late reply been a little distracted as of late. I'm not sure if I'm gonna sign up this time round. Besides Aren't both Disco and Dinosaurs extinct? I mean that is kinda tempting fate to drop a rock on you.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 10:07, 12 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:::Discosaurs aren't. There's a detailed monologue explaining it on the page. :P --{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2}} 12:47, 12 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:::Yeah I just saw that. Kinda scary when you think about it.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 09:37, 13 August 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Newspaper Slapped ==<br />
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I am sure you already knew that was me, and I actually would have slapped myself if I could have for never reading the detail in your Profile, or did you recently add it? All this time I had no clue...geez... *slaps herself repeatedly* --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 07:09, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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:I had a little but I did a bit more of an overhaul in the last week.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 07:11, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:: Good, I really was kicking myself for not knowing that was you all these months I have known you. Remind me sometime to tell you a story about what I use to think of you... after I stop slamming my head into a wall --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 07:16, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::What did you used to think of me? Sounds like an interesting story. XD--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 07:18, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::::OMG this is crazy, seriously :P you will make fun of me if I told you what I really thought of you and that group, and you know I care a lot about a number of those people you hang out with there. Believe me, I am an idiot. Did you know that was me by the way? My characters are all rather "see throughy" play them all relatively the same --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 07:25, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::::Nah I wont, well Probably wont. I don't think you're an idiot the internet has ways of keeping things separate intentionally or not. But yeah I had a pretty strong suspicion or a while. I only put Alyson on my page yesterday and I still haven't linked her to here yet.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 07:35, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::Dot reduction. Figures :P I am not very good about figuring out connections. You guys have always been really close there and usually only Micheal or Bob come to the church to visit, and Leo once in awhile due to a history at the PD that I had for awhile, I never go anywhere except to check on you guys and my friends at the zoo, making sure you are all okay. I don't know why but I always thought Alyson and Micheal had something going on :P So I never wanted to visit long, in case it upset you that Micheal came to the church to visit, because I really have always liked Alyson :) See, how weird is that? --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 07:49, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:::It's actually not that weird but there is nothing going on (at least that I'm aware of. But yeah I can't really move around to much as I'm nearly always having to revive them or some one else at that revive point. Then when they aren't dead they're bleeding all over the bar. I suspected you and Leo may of had a thing at some point thou when I spent the occasional night in the PD. Yeah I like Zoi she has revived me my fair share of times and she is a good person to talk to.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 07:55, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
NO NO not like that. When I was at the PD there were these "people" there who often tried to bully people into doing what they said and were causing more harm than good. No one would stand up to them, but I started to, and once I did, I never backed down. Leo may have been friends with them, but he seemed to not mind that I stood up to them. Plus, when the guys would talk "smack" to me, I always gave it right back. Nothing they said phased me and I always had a reply to shut them up. I think, hope, that Leo respected me for that and that is why we became "friends". When I was in the PD I kept them all healthy, and tried to help them hold the PD in the way they should, but I always maintained my integrity no matter what garbage was flying out of people's mouths. So no, nothing between Leo and Zoi. I do like that area, some of the most loyal people are in that area. Really good guys. I feel really lucky that I have had the chance to know them, and some girls too :P --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 08:11, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:There are some people like that. There are quite a few on the wiki to. The PD was a good place but I liked to ease drop on the conversations the Klips had. Which was the main reason I wasn't around. But yeah it's good you stood up to them. As some wise dude once said all it takes for evil to triumph is for good men and women to do nothing. I actually wondered what had happened to you for a bit when I hadn't seen you around. Yeah there quite a few very good people in the area and there is rarely a dull moment. Yes girls XD.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 08:18, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
Actually there were only a few people that I liked in the PD, my whole mission there was to put those jerks down where they belonged, which I hope I actually had some part in doing because they disappeared after awhile and they "thought" they had thought they were God's Gift to UrbanDead. Losers. I am not one to back down if I see something "wrong" happening and they picked on the wrong person. I am a girl, and this may be more of a "guy's" game, and they are mostly in control of stuff, but if they are being jerks, then I will say something. Sometimes it gets me in trouble :P there are some very icky people around, but I am also lucky because I also have some of the best for friends, and protectors :) --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 08:39, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
Oh and I had to disappear for awhile to be able to rearrange a couple characters in the right way, being one of those flag waving anti zerg people :D Thanks for noticing me being gone, surprising, but thanks... how funny --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 08:44, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:God's gift to UD types are usually a little trenchy to. Probably used a lot of 1337 speak. A lot of the internet seems to be more male orientated but it's good to see a girl who'll stick up to ass-hats on the net. Well now you know where to find me so you wont need a Alyson signal or something to get my attention. XD Really I have to send mine in a wide berth around the area. But yeah a good way of staying alive is to pay attention to the people around you and even more attention to your friends.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 08:49, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
For sure :D and for me, my friends are the best part! *slaps you one more time, just because* Take care --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 08:55, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Yeah friends are if I hadn't met the people I have I probably wouldn't of kept playing.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 09:03, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
Oh you have no idea how strong that statement is to me. UrbanDead and my friends here have helped me through some extreme things the past couple years, and truly are the whole reason I play and keep going through the sometimes tough parts in RL. Someone was watching me play once and asked what the the thrill of clicking on boxes was :( of course I gave them an hour long speech on the "real" fun of UD :D --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 16:06, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:That sounds so very familiar in fact right down to the speech. XD--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 23:42, 11 October 2010 (BST)<br />
Funny isn't it? Some people get it, some people don't. --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 01:22, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Yeah it is that. Although it's looking like more and more people aren't getting it.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 01:29, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
Well now that is just pessimistic and totally sad :( You cannot think of it that way. People who don't get it, really aren't worth the heartache are they? --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 01:40, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:I don't mean to sound pessimistic I just mean that there are more and more good survivors and zombies who are no longer playing without much of an influx of new players. But yeah I suppose so.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 01:45, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
Oh I see, yeah that is sad then to think of it that way. Sure bum me out :P --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 01:56, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:It's not gonna happen for a while thou and I'm sure Kevin will think of a good way to draw in players.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 02:00, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
I think things like the Manhunts and the Big Bash are good for keeping players interested don't you? Side games and fun are always good for those who may get bored of the usual day to day stuff. There are so many smart players out there who can think of things, I think it will be okay --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 02:07, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Most definitely I've competed in the last 3 Manhunts now but I normally just mess around or chat to beautiful women in cinemas so I don't score to highly. But yeah the community makes up a good deal of side games to keep us all interested such as the up coming beauty pageant.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 02:15, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
Cinemas are lovely aren't they :) Is your sister going to the pageant? You seem to be doing great this time, no pretty girls to distract you :P The only drawback I have seen with The Big Bash is I can see as a low level survivor one could have a hard time. I waited for almost two weeks for a revive due to Big Bash issues, the lines at the RPs were crazy long in some places, I kept moving and eventually got what I needed four suburbs from where I started out. I had a few other issues along the way, but that was my problem :) But I could see as a newbie, they could get frustrated and quit. If you don't make friends fast, or find a group to give you advice, this can be tougher than some think starting out. But every group, zombie, or survivor seems to need something to keep them interested once they are leveling good. --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 03:05, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Cinemas are great. I don't think she's going to abandon the burb just for some pageant. Only because my team needs me to do okay or else I'd probably have been distracted by that one I encountered already. Yeah playing a low level survivor isn't the easiest thing to do especially when a horde swings by. I had to move a few burbs when the Mall tour (might of been something else thou) destroyed Penny Heights once. Ended up moving a few blocks over and encountered an alt of the PKer who had killed me at an RP. I was a high level and experienced survivor by that point. I didn't make friends right away I kept to myself learned the ropes there was the occasional person I talked to in game but not much of anything else. Then I met Soph early last year and taught her the basics gave her some pointers and she dragged me into wider meta community. She's definitely better than me now. Yeah they do take PKers for instance most survivors hate them but they provide you with something else to do than to fight zeds. Granted some can be quite annoying. Speaking of PKers the others are pretty sure who are behind the PKers messing with our game so that's who we're going after when this is done it seems not sure I should say who they think it is on the wiki. Granted we have a list of the ones that have and they'll be targets to.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 03:33, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
PKers *shivers* use to give me the creeps, was horrified of them when I first started the game. It wasn't until Petite and actually Silvertone, showed me a different side that I adjusted my thinking. I will always be grateful for something he did for me a long time ago and it showed me that not all PKers are the evil monsters I imagined them to be. Don't get me wrong, some still are, and a few I have run into have freaked me out. Many deserve justice for the bad stuff they are doing, but now I help to take care of that. I still don't understand the fascination with those people who want to "ruin" the game for others, and it is not just the Manhunt, the griefers, zergers, whatever, I just don't understand --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 04:49, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:They used to just annoy me usually when you'd have them show up in a siege gah. After the dead swung through Spicer Hills it was me and some random PKer who rebuilt it right after they left I might add they weren't very thorough. Poor guy got killed by the other survivors for his trouble. Griefers make no sense and deliberate their over cading annoys me. And don't get me started on zergers who are just down right cheating Faks. You see some quite funny or good PKers out there from time to time some are just disturbed. You also forgot text rapist creeps.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 05:06, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
I purposely left that last part out :( I was trying to deal with one when the Big Bash went through an area I was in, and now I am working my way back. I keep hoping one day I will wake up and all of those losers will be gone "poof*, but until then, I will take them down one by one, over and over again --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 05:12, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:You mean like the Real Gamer goons? There type will likely get bored before we do so one day that may happen.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 05:16, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
No, the "Real Gamer" is nothing compared to the "Prudence" group, and others like that :P They use to get to me, but now I just close my eyes and fire away. Actually, I keep my eyes closed when I wake up and then I don't have to read what they have retaliated with --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 05:33, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Ah Prudence I killed one of them once. You could always just ignore them as well.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 05:36, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
oh the old "ignore tactic", I have considered that, but the problem with that is, he never forgets, once you take him down, and one of his many alts finds you, he spews his usual. I took him down in the first place because he was harassing a friend of mine who couldn't tolerate it, so I protected them, but now it is kill or be killed. --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 05:44, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Well I killed them once but haven't seen them since. Guess I'm just that awesome or you know he got distracted by you.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 05:52, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
Yeah, you are just that Awesome :P --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 05:56, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:It's hard to keep that up but I get lucky and perform the occasional miracle restoring my awesome status.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 06:03, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
Well oh Awesome one, I must go to sleep, must be in top form tomorrow to get my Mrh on :D Take care --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 06:46, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:You to Jess take care. Hopefully you'll get a revive soon.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 06:52, 12 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== Congrats to the Manhunt All-Stars ==<br />
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You were awesome --[[User:Jess Noir|Jess Noir]] 01:34, 17 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:Now that it's over I'd like to announce that I was the stealth member of the Manhunt All-Stars. Meaning I did none of the work, no one on the team knew I was a member, and I am retroactively taking all the credit. Also I just wanted to try out my new sig. --{{User:Giles Sednik/sig}} 01:46, 17 October 2010 (BST)<br />
::Thanks Jess. And that's okay Giles no balls thou.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 01:52, 17 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== h4x ==<br />
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{{flagbox|#040|Hax0r.jpg|1337 h4x0r|[[User:ZIPO|ZIPO]] cracked [[User:Hashk/Sandpit/3#One|Cipher One]]}}<br />
Well done you :) --{{User:Hashk/sig}} 08:30, 20 October 2010 (BST)<br />
:It was hell.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 09:11, 20 October 2010 (BST)<br />
==Quizzle==<br />
{{Diamond}}<br />
{{Cookie|Axe Hack|ZIPO|reason=trying to legalize pot in Quahog, Rhode Island.}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 03:12, 28 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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{{Crack|Axe Hack|ZIPO|for not being wack.}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 16:02, 28 October 2010 (BST)<br />
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== No class ==<br />
A silent kill? I expected more from you [http://iamscott.net/1294853194447.html Linky link]--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 17:28, 12 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
:Yeah I do to. Kinda sorry about that but I was AP'd [http://iamscott.net/1294822202180.html see].--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 04:31, 13 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
:: No worrys, were even now though arn't we?--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 19:54, 13 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
:::You two won't be for long... *loads shotgun* --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:52, 13 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
::::At present we are. never know what's around the corner thou.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 01:39, 14 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== Thanks for the help ==<br />
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I have no problem at all with you working on that page. I'm trying to get a template to show up under the group box on the right. If you can figure that one out, I'd be grateful. --[[User:Samhain Sam|Samhain Sam]] 14:35, 18 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
: Hey thanks, that looks great! Being the newb I am at wiki, it never even dawned on me that the group box should be a template :P <br />
{{Cookie|[[User:Samhain Sam|Samhain Sam]]|[[User:ZIPO|ZIPO]]|reason= realizing that the discovery of fire was actually a disastrous attempt to reinvent the wheel.}} --[[User:Samhain Sam|Samhain Sam]] 05:16, 19 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
::I think it's working, thanks. I copied the group box template you made for me & saved on a page for us. Check out your [[The (not quite so) Invisibles|handywork]]. --[[User:Samhain Sam|Samhain Sam]] 05:52, 19 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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==[[AHMH4|Axe Hack's Manhunt 4]]==<br />
This is a reminder to you and all the other contestants that AHMH4 begins in exactly one week. Please be in the playing area before the competition begins. Good luck, and happy hunting! --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:24, 13 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
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== Tasty ==<br />
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You were. :3 {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 04:17, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
:Now that you've handed over your brain, all you need to do is AMBRAHZ BARHAH! :3 --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 06:18, 29 March 2011 (BST)</div>Amber Waves of Painhttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UDWiki:Administration/Promotions&diff=1864469UDWiki:Administration/Promotions2011-03-29T02:44:04Z<p>Amber Waves of Pain: /* Revenant */</p>
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===Revenant===<br />
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:''See also: [[UDWiki:Administration/Promotions/Revenant]]<br />
:''See also: [[Crap for brains]]<br />
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This time I am posting my own promotions bid, rather than having it posted by one of the most notorious former wiki users as revenge. Let's see if it goes any differently.<br />
;N.B.: I currently have lots of free time, as anybody on [https://www.facebook.com/RevenantRevvington my Facebook] can attest, and I would like to put it to more constructive use, ''i.e.'' further serving the Urban Dead community.<br />
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Cheers,<br />
:{{User:Revenant/Sig}} 01:19, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br/>''ƒc|B^j<br />
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*AGAINST WHAT A FAG NO IM LYING VOUCH MAYBE AGAINST FUCK IF YOU DONT KNOW REVS CAPABILITIES AND UNDERSTANDING OF THE RULES AND SHIT HERE YOU SHOULDNT BE VOTING.--[[User:SA|If my name was MisterGame AKA Thadeous Oakley, I would be a massive flaming faggot. >:|]] 01:28, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
*'''Vouch''' - Better than Boxy--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 02:02, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
*'''question''' - what's changed since your last bid? not a lot by the looks of it. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 02:08, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
*:I am active on the wiki, have the free time to work on wiki projects, and have not been nominated as a joke by Grim. As I said in my bid above. Got any questions I haven't already answered? Oh, and I've now got mobile internets access, so I can edit and (assuming this bid goes well) psyop while out, too. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 03:13, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
*'''Supreme Vouch''' - If you don't know how hard Revenant can work, you don't play this game! --[[User:Karloth_vois|Karloth Vois]] <sup>[[¯\(°_o)/¯]]</sup> 02:16, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
*'''Against''' - [[Crap for brains|Creating a bunch of crit 1 pages]] to set the tone? Meh <small>-- <span style="text-shadow: #bbb 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em">[[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 02:26 29 March 2011 (BST)</span></small><br />
*:IMO we need more, less-burned-out psyops with a sense of humour. I think I fit that profile. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 03:13, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
*'''Boodroscotch'''? {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 03:17, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
*'''Vouch''' - His rehab calls for him to be a contributing member of society! -- [[User:Bisfan|Bisfan]] 03:36, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
*'''Vouch''' - Because he's my grandpa and hobbies are good for old people. --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 03:44, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
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===[[User:Ashley_Valentine|DevilAsh]]===<br />
{{bid|Ashley_Valentine}}<br />
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What can be said about a Hyperintelligent man such as DevilAsh. Well, if one were to take a mere 30 seconds to get to know him you will find out that: <br />
*He owns his own apartment in England, which is a pretty monumental task since the world knows that apartments are for renting.<br />
*That he is a honor student in the field of psychology. So this tells me that on top of his ability to make a wiki a better place, he will do so with a flare of slick helpfulness and give our more suicidal members a place to turn when their A/VB and Arbitration cases make them feel hopeless.<br />
*He has awesome hair, an amazing defined jawline. Some might classify this as arrogance, but arrogance is a flaw, the DevilAsh is perfect.<br />
*Being English, he enjoys high tea. But he also have a love for coffee, showing how diverse he can be and willingness to accept all choices, no matter how hard.<br />
*His favorite band is Brand New, and when I learned this, I had no idea who this band was... perhaps because they were brand new. But that wasn't what caught my eye. What caught my eye was his choice of spelling of the word "favorite." His purposeful use of the American spelling of the word gives us great insight into the mind of DevilAsh, telling us that he is accepting of all cultures and beliefs. Certainly this would include those who are into cross dressing.<br />
*He is a staunch supporter of those afflicted with Seasonal Affective Disorder, a disorder which causes those who are without sunlight to fall into a deep depression, and has a campaign to end the embarrassment they face because of their anacroym.<br />
*He does not own an MP3 player, which in today's society says a lot that he's got higher priorities even though he really, really wants one, he uses his resources and wealth to help those who are less fortunate than him (the irish).<br />
*He also thinks glassjaw are an awesome band. He singles this band out specifically because he supports their humanitarian efforts providing hair nets to the less fortunate people of Latin America. <br />
*He is also completely, utterly mad! Mad the direction the world is taking in regards to febris e causa ignota, otherwise know is the Fever of Unknown Origin. His dedication to finding a cure for this disorder which afflicts literally hundreds of people around the globe. To this day, the United Nations continues to ignore his calls and letters about this blight upon the world's citizens. Imagine the catastrophic events that would occur if this went viral. <br />
Needless to say, this is just a sampling of all the qualities that DevilAsh possesses showing his true character which he might be too humble to state for himself, it doesn't take a rocket scientist (a profession he sought out before he was inspired to help others) to figure out after spending any time with this wonderful human being. Sure, he doesn't have the "guideline recommended" number of edits, but really, we all know the guidelines aren't written in stone, otherwise they would say "must" not "should." Sometimes its good to be understated. I would much rather have someone take their time and make thoughtful edits, rather than bombard the system with unnecessary changes and useless rhetoric to bump their status like some recent members of the sysop team. <br />
DevilAsh's sense of justice is blind. That is why he was named chief biscuit of RedRum. He has the ability to make non-discriminatory decisions for the good of the group, and that can apply here. <br />
He is also a friend to the bearded and the undead, and I have been told by Suburban Ed when asked to describe DevilAsh:<br />
{{quote|2=<&Suburban_Ed> Great kisser|3=[[User:Suburban_Ed|Suburban Ed]] from IRC}}<br />
That is quite an endorsement.<br />
DevilAsh is your friend. DevilAsh will take you to the next level. DevilAsh will make you better. DevilAsh will make you less oily.<br />
And that is why, I, Godfather Anime Sucks, endorse this bid and invite you all to share a story or a moment in your support for DevilAsh for sysop, because he kicks Ash! --{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 21:48, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
====Accepted====<br />
I was told to accept this, and so I have. But first, let me try and explain a little why I am accepting this: <br />
It's been at least half a year now since I have seriously thought about applying for sysop. (I highly recommend reading my thoughts). Most of what I thought there still stands. I haven't changed that much as a person since then, and if I would tell you about my history, or who I am I would be pretty much repeating my previous ideas.<br />
Ever since then I have continued my activity, in again most of the drama-prone areas. And drama there has been, some of which I was personally involved. Still I handled myself during those times well enough I believe. Again, referring to my old thought, meta-experience in A/A, A/VB and A/M since 2008. I'll say what I think, directly and honestly. There have been some moments, especially in my troubled past, where I was a bit too compassionate leading me into (personal) conflicts but I put those times past me. I try to be open to criticism, but in the end the skill that I deem most important to have in drama sections, is the ability to get along with people you just had an incredible heated discussion with. To overcome each others disagreements is the key to any sort of harmony and respect needed in a community of any sorts. This issue was certainly something in the last six months. If you want to compare me to the other sysops, I have somewhat common ground with probably...Thadeous Oakley (hope he doesn't feel offended now) minus a lot of (life) experience. Not because I necessarily always agree with him (I don't) but more in his approach of things. Moving on:<br />
I chipped in here and there with some paper work contributions. Deletions, protections, created a policy in my mind (that was eventually shot down by my other mind) fixing some stuff. However, as a janitor these things were mostly minor, and certainly not anything spectacular. I'll always do my share of this stuff, as regular user and as potential sysops, but I'm not going sugarcoat this, I'm nothing more then average as a janitor.<br />
Not much has changed, and you may ask yourself if that's good time considering my last mind-bid failed. Well, I think I did actually almost nailed a promotion last time. Grown a bit wiser too. Not to mention my vandal history is now...history. My last infraction being in March 11, I think I have overcome most of my devious flaws. Still not perfect, never will too, but I think I can handle the job and responsibilities.<br />
Sincerely, <s>--Thadeous Oakley Talk 11:52, 24 January 2011 (UTC)</s> {{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 22:15, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
:Nice comeback man! Keep it up, you'll be a great wiki member in no time. --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 22:40, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
::(Since you're allowed to comment here, I figure it is only fair if I am allowed to retort) -- You are certainly leading by example! {{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 23:42, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
::: *takes a huge breath* aaaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 23:44, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''For''' - I am proud to be the first person for vouch for you, DevilAsh. You truly inspired me to put my grudge on hold and donate to the red cross to help out the relief in Japan. You eased my fear of the conspiracy that all the money would go towards anime-related endeavors. --{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 21:48, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''For''' - Cause I owe them D:--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 21:49, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''Necessary Sys-Op Vouch''' - He is neither Thad, nor does his name rhyme with it. --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 21:50, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''For''' - I want Ash! --[[User:Suburban Ed|Suburban Ed]] 21:51, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''Strong Against''' - Fails criteria, joke bid nadada etc. Feel highly inclined to move this to the talk page. --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 21:53, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:Again, the criterion isn't written in stone. They are not "must have" requirements, otherwise the verbage would reflect this. Also, removing such a bid, would constitute bias, as per some of your comments in dealing with DevilAsh in the past, and I would assume bad faith.--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 22:04, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''Against''' - The sysop team is no place for women. {{User:Vapor/sig}} <sub>21:54, 21 March 2011</sub><br />
*:Nice try. --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 21:58, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::The perfect reason to vote for me, then, I am male! {{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 22:52, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:::The sysop team is no place for cross-dressers. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 23:01, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''Against''' - No. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 21:59, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''For''' - Oh God please yes. He satisfies me every need. -[[User:Austin hunt|<span style="color:green">Austin</span>]] [[User Talk:Austin hunt|<span style="color:blue">Hunt</span>]] 22:02, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''For''' – Obviously. {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 22:07, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''IV''' {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 22:28, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:You rang? {{User:Aichon/Psig}} 04:49, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''Strongly Against''' - Although Anime made many good points, the spelling of "favourite" as "favorite" is unacceptable practice. As, when I get up tomorrow morning, DevilAsh will be permanently banned for this vile utterance, it makes no sense to promote him to system operator.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 22:46, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:Oh yeah, also this is a joke bid crawling with meatpuppets.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 22:47, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::Prove Joke Bid and Prove Meatpuppetry.--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 22:55, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:::I don't need proof, I'm Charlie Sheen.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 22:56, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''A/VB''' - As Cheese. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 23:01, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''Fore!''' '''For''' '''4''' - DevilAsh is actually a lot smarter, openminded, and perceptive than most people allow themselves to think about him. To his credit, he is not a current member of the SysOps team, which I think says a lot about him. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 23:05, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''For''' - I hear good things. Very good things. -- [[User:Bisfan|Bisfan]] 23:12, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''For''' - He will bring balance to the force, from my extensive experience with DevilAsh I have to say he has always impressed me with his dilgent nature, diplomatic class and soft hands.--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 23:17, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''who the fuck says 'for'. ''' [[+1|against]] -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 23:31, 21 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''vouch''' i don't know ddr golfers?. and I am not a meat puppie. i just hate thad.--<small><div style="display: inline-block; height: 14px; width: 18px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: text-bottom;">[[User:Sexualharrison|<span style="position: absolute; display: block; font-size: 0px; height: 14px; width: 18px;"> </span>]][[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|18px]]</div> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]] 23:54 21 March 2011 (UTC)</small><br />
*'''For''' - Revenant <s>meat</s>sockpuppet. [[User:Grim_s|The Grimch]] <sup>[[Project UnWelcome|U!]] [[Project Evil|E!]]</sup> 00:04, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''Strong Vouch'''- I've known Ash since before I was babah Mimey, He's a good bloke, still in game after all these years. He has the ability to make non-discriminatory decisions and is very open minded. Temperament is level headed. I've seen it in action. Also, unlike Thad. <3 --{{User:Psychotic Pantomime/sig}} 00:25, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''strongest vouch possible''' why the hell not. I mean, just looking at this bid makes me happy so imagining what he could do with the POWER means i can't possibly say no. --[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 00:48, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''Against''' - With all the recent shenanigans on A/VB recently, I don't think you're ready for it yet. When you're causing less drama, then come back and give it another shot. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:04, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:u suck axe. i'm coming to you're high school and i'm gonna shove you in a ya locker--<small><div style="display: inline-block; height: 14px; width: 18px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: text-bottom;">[[User:Sexualharrison|<span style="position: absolute; display: block; font-size: 0px; height: 14px; width: 18px;"> </span>]][[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|18px]]</div> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]] 01:06 22 March 2011 (UTC)</small><br />
*::You go do that, Harrison. You probably won't find me. I graduated a good 2 years ago. ;) --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 01:42, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:::There's always reunions!--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 02:19, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::::Queens ain't that big axe. shit i've known you for a long time.--<small><div style="display: inline-block; height: 14px; width: 18px; overflow: hidden; vertical-align: text-bottom;">[[User:Sexualharrison|<span style="position: absolute; display: block; font-size: 0px; height: 14px; width: 18px;"> </span>]][[Image:Boobs.sh.siggie.gif|18px]]</div> [[User talk:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">bitch</span>]] 04:54 22 March 2011 (UTC)</small><br />
*'''Strong Vouch''': As a relaxed, easy-going chap he will fit in badly with the role of system operator and will probably be relentlessly ground down into a rules lawyer within 2 months. I look forwards to the bitter relinquishing of his principles as is befitting any entry into politics (on a more serious note: awesome, cheery guy with plenty of perspective, exactly what the top chaps could do with). --[[User:Karloth_vois|Karloth Vois]] <sup>[[¯\(°_o)/¯]]</sup> 01:16, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''Strong Vouch''' - Anyone that's ever worked with Ash on any level knows that he's an easy going guy but he can get the job done. He'll do this job to the best of his abilities and do it because it needs done. Also the SysOP staff could use another competent member. So far there are only two SysOPs (three including Kevan) that fit that description. The rest are either corrupt/power hungry douchebags and people I've never heard of. -- {{User:Goribus/Sig}} 02:16, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:Haha Iove this dude's reasoning. I'm sure you've never heard of me but incompetent? {{User:Vapor/sig}} <sub>02:27, 22 March 2011</sub><br />
*::You gotta keep in mind which sysop is his idea of able :| -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 03:16, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:::Vapor, I think you might have failed basic reading comprehension. Because that was an either/or statement. If I've never heard of someone I can't exactly gauge their level of competence can I? You got a free pass because I have no clue who you are. And DDR's right, my idea of a good sysOP is someone that isn't corrupt, doesn't abuse their position for power and status, and does their job. So not him or his buddies. -- {{User:Goribus/Sig}} 06:12, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::::And misconMeatpupanthropy fits that criterea! -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 06:49, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:::::You are so amusingly butthurt over everything aren't you DDR? Why yes, Misanthropy does fit my criteria and he happens to be a friend. But if basic math didn't fail you I said there were two Sysops that fit my criteria aside from Keven himself. I feel that Spiderzed fits the criteria as well and I barely know him/her. In fact, I'm almost certain that we've never even spoken in any capacity. I've simply observed them pitch in and help on projects and was impressed with their ability to do so. Just like I've seen what Ash is capable of. He's Red Rum's chief diplomat as far as I know. He's capable of negotiating with other PKers and as a Pro-Survivor player you do not have any idea of how volatile people are that kill others in game for laughs. The man is perfectly capable of doing this job, yet you and your group of likeminded Sysops are trying everything you can to discredit him simply because one of you has a personal issue with him. You're a Sysop like your buddies. You're supposed to be held at a higher standard than we (normal users) are.<br />
*:::::Case in point: you and your cronies are currently derailing the discussion at hand. The reply I'm replying to really should have been left on my talkpage and not here and it borders on a personal attack on more than one person. Sterling behavior from one of the two non-Keven Sysop Bureaucrats isn't it? And you lot wonder why people are hoping that other Sysops get elected to balance out the current staff... -- {{User:Goribus/Sig}} 23:26, 24 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::::::Whoa, what? assumptions galore? All I said was 5 words, I wasn't implying half the stuff you took for granted. projecting much? I have nothing against Misanthropy personally or (I say hesitantly) professionally, and if he takes as much as you do from the times I disagree with his actions then I'd think a lot less of him too. I don't mind misanthropy at all, but the only reason I said what I did was saying that Misanthropy is less corrupt than other ops, and doesn't abuse position for power or status as much as other ops, is a joke, sorry. <br />
*::::::And also personal attack lol? Welcome to the internet! -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 23:50, 24 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''For''' I vote of my own volition and not because I expect gold and or hamsters to overflow in my basket. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev/OmegaMap|maps?!]]</font></sup></small> 05:49, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''Vouch''' He amuses me. Of the current sysops only Dancey, Rossy, Missy and Spidey does. We need more amusement. (And yes, I naturally expected a bribe for this. A hefty one.) [[User:Oidar|Oidar]] 16:27, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''Against''' - Joke bid. --{{User:Armpit_Odor/dnsig}} 20:02, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:false, might wanna have your mind reading powers checked.--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 20:13, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''Question''' - Is this a serious bid or is it not? I've been going on the assumption that it is not but some people seem to think otherwise. {{User:Vapor/sig}} <sub>21:53, 22 March 2011</sub><br />
*:This is not a joke bid. I don't know if I'll need to repeat this again or not, but this is very serious in its nature. I welcome questions as to why I accepted/think I would be good in this role, but I hope this is now ironed out and will not need to be asked again. {{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 22:02, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
::I started ignoring the discussion on other pages a day ago so if it was mentioned elsewhere I missed it. {{User:Vapor/sig}} <sub>22:22, 22 March 2011</sub><br />
*'''Question''' - To those of us that view your contribs to admin pages in the past as "jokes", how are we to expect you will conduct yourself in the future if promoted? Will it be business as usual? Or should we expect more reverence towards admin pages? {{User:Vapor/sig}} <sub>22:22, 22 March 2011</sub><br />
*:I don't see it as so much 'business as usual' or 'reverence towards admin pages'. More that, in the end, for a strong and active community to exist on the wiki there needs to be a healthy balance between guideline-enforcing and being too lax. It's a given that I deserved to be warned yesterday, but the joke only came about because of the handling of the case. If things were taken in a much more sensical way, and people weren't making themselves too easy to milk, then it wouldn't have been the clusterfuck for the sysops that it was.<br>As for me in the future, it pretty much stands in the same way: I do not purposefully set out with a preemptive plan for things to happen (for example, yesterday) -- and the only expectations of placed on me currently are those I have of myself. If I was to become a sysop, this will change accordingly and I will act accordingly. I do honestly think that a lot needs played with on the policy front, though, and will try to initiate changes either way. {{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 22:44, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::But looking back through your contributions, the only admin pages you've edited recently are VB and arbitration. You don't appear to have done any janitor work at all. So why do you think you need the buttons? -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 22:47, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::But as I'm sure you've probably seen, the drama on admin pages is always present and sysops will likely always act how they feel accordingly. Given that the sysop reactions won't likely change if you're promoted, would we expect to see the same reactions from you? Humor in sysops is a good thing but making a total mockery of the sysop team...not so much. {{User:Vapor/sig}} <sub>22:59, 22 March 2011</sub><br />
*:::Cheese: True -- although I have always offered myself as an Arbitrator, I have not had much time within this wiki outside of voting and questioning policies and adding my own remarks to them. The main reason I feel I 'need the buttons', as so to say, is because I believe I could advance policy and discussion in a greater way if I had them, and I feel that I could combine objective judgement with subjective reasoning in my janitorial work to better the wiki in general. I feel that I can do this with my relative knowledge of how a wiki works, knowledge of the current guidelines and regulations and with my own qualitative and quantitative thoughts.<br>Vapor: Short answer, no. You will not see me reacting in the same way as most other sysops for reasons already described, although I would try my best to lead by example and teach a better way of reacting to those that feel they need it. {{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 23:06, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::::But then that just makes it sound like you're just after being a sysop for the status rather than wanting to do the actual job. You also only meet two of the guidelines. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 23:10, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:::::Eh, not so. The reasoning behind my acceptance of the sysop bid is because, like I'd picked upon above, I feel like I could make a heavy, positive contribution to the wiki. I would do this through my own addition to cases via the combination of objective and subjective thought, and the ability to advance policy and discuss the ins and outs of the wiki with the people that actively run and maintain it to better everyone -- not just the guidelines, the actual users of the wiki too -- in the long term. {{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 23:14, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::::::Do you realize, that all things you're saying you want to do, actually don't require sysops powers at all? You can do that as a regular user. Doesn't it make more sense to be a well contributive and experienced regular user before becoming sysops? --[[Image:Cat Pic.png|14px]] [[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''Thadeous Oakley''']]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 23:20, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''Against''' - I don't know if this is a joke bid or not and I haven't been paying attention to A/VB recently to know what everyone is going on about, but I don't see how this bid can be treated seriously since Ash fails at two of the criteria, one of which is easily the most important one. Ash hasn't even made 500 edits in total in his entire time here (which goes back to 2008). More importantly, however, he hasn't demonstrated an interest in maintaining the community by taking on leadership roles or doing significant maintenance tasks (voicing an opinion here or there is a start, but it's not sufficient, generally speaking).<p>He's indicated that his behavior would change if he became a sysop, but that's not the way it works, nor how it should work. Changes in behavior need to precede promotions, rather than the other way around, otherwise we have to take it on faith that candidates are capable of acting in a way that has not yet been demonstrated. Doing it the other way around is how you get incompetent people into positions of power (which we don't need any help with, since we've got it covered already :P). In the few interactions I've had with Ash, I've enjoyed myself and have thought he's a cool enough person, but that alone is not enough. Not nearly enough. There need to be significant steps taken before Ash would be ready to be a sysop, but I wouldn't discount the possibility at some point in the future.</p><p>Also, some of Ash's comments make me question whether or not he understands what a sysop is. For instance, #3 and #4 at [[User:Aichon/Other/So_you_want_to_be_a_sysop%3F#What_a_sysop_isn.27t|my old page]]. I still haven't seen a satisfactory answer for why Ash needs to be a sysop, since all of the things being cited are things that do not require sysop powers.</p> {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 23:25, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:Nice. DDR is going to love this, all he has to do now is say "As Aichon" and be done with it ;). Man, you should never have left us.--[[Image:Cat Pic.png|14px]] [[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''Thadeous Oakley''']]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 23:32, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:If we are going by with the "guidelines" say (again, guidelines are guidelines not minimum requirements) it states underneath: ''If a user is highly exemplary in one criterion, a certain amount of leeway may be given with the other criteria.'' And certainly #4, Desire to be a sysop is one of those guidelines. And I would say based on his feedback, and acceptance that he is, in fact, highly exemplary in his desire to become a sysop. Therefore, by the guidelines, the other "criterion" should be given leeway.--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 23:38, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::He's not that exemplary in that criterion; he didn't even make his own bid.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 23:41, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:::I certainly accepted my own bid, though! {{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 23:44, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::::"Your" acceptance speech was just a mockery of [[UDWiki:Administration/Promotions/MisterGame (3)|Thad's]], though. Almost verbatim. That's a big reason why I have a hard time taking the bid seriously and why I doubt you seriously want to be a sysop.{{User:Vapor/sig}} <sub>00:10, 23 March 2011</sub><br />
*:::... And more to the point, in my own honest opinion I could never make my own bid simply because it would mean that I'm not fulfilling one of my own ideas about what a SysOp should be: representative of the users. {{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 23:51, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::That's a silly argument, and you know it. Just because someone ''REALLY'' wants it does not mean that they are sysop material, otherwise we'd have to have Jerrel in the sysop ranks as well. Being exceptional can help smooth out rough edges (e.g. close to but not quite 500 edits, no major leadership on projects but some decent participation, etc.), but it can't act as a substitute for a complete failure to fulfill them. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 01:16, 23 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:The guidelines say Should. Not need. He is not in fact required to have 500 edits. And I'm calling you on the 'behavior must change before' thing. Misanthropy was promoted. And god help you should you say anything about Misanth being a reasonable, likable or "model" user. Furthermore, the best answer as to why Ash needs to be able to press buttons is that he doesn't. He needs to be able to represent a larger base of Users in Policy Interpretation than the current team is able to. He didn't up and decide, I'll be a SysOp now! People told him "You need to be able to post on Admin pages" because nobody is listening to you as is and he was like 'ok'.Additionally, as awesome a guide for moderating internet community sites as your page is, you ought to think about taking the advice you wrote at the top of the page yourself. Otherwise, add a new # saying "don't rock the boat and upset the other SysOps before accepting a promotion bid from a chunk of active wiki users". That'd be helpful too. ARGH FUCK YOU DEVILASH EDIT CONFLICTING ME IM WITHDRAWING MY SUPPORT IN RAGE--{{User:DT/Signature}} 23:52, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::Excellent point, let's demote Misanthropy.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 23:55, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:::Sounds like a plan. -- {{User:Krazy_Monkey/sig}} 23:58, 22 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::DT, I know they are guidelines (trust me, I know), and I'm fine with accepting users who are deficient in some areas, but he's not even in the ballpark at the moment. I'm not the sort that will be a dick and say "no" just because someone is at 250 or 300 edits, so long as they make up for it in other ways, but he's around 250 right now (and he only seems to have that many because of all the VB cases that he's involved with), and he is also severely lacking in criteria #3, which is the most important one. If he had a record of leadership on projects and of doing significant maintenance on the wiki (e.g. he was a new Rooster, back when Rooster was in his prime), I'd be fine with overlooking the edit count thing, but he doesn't have that record.<br />
*::As for calling me on the behavior thing, go back and look over Misanthropy's bid. He was a well-liked, reasonable, model user. Suggesting otherwise is to take a revisionist approach to wiki history. And I didn't say anything about the buttons before. I said I hadn't seen a valid reason for needing to be a sysop, period. There are ways that non-sysops can offer their opinions, and it's been my experience that so long as they are well-reasoned and well put that the sysops will consider them seriously. If they don't, either your opinion is in the wrong, or theirs is, and if it's theirs, A/M might be something to consider. You don't need to be a sysop to change the opinions of sysops and sway the direction that policy is being interpreted. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 01:16, 23 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:::Yes, there are ways for users to offer their opinions. This consists of posting on the talk pages of project pages and then be told that they are either trolling, posting the same thing over and over, or are simply not worth the time of the sysOp(s) in question. Either that or they are simply ignored outright. Please don't insult my intelligence by suggesting that any of them actually change their opinions based on ordinary users with whom they do not interact on a very regular basis.<br />
*:::As for Misanth being well-liked, so is DevilAsh. Is DevilAsh not liked by the ''right'' people? Whoops. <br />
*:::And listing the number of edits he has as his greatest pitfall...seriously? The gentleman has stated that he's ''run'' a wiki, and been a serious contributor to yet another one. The only reason I see for him not editing this wiki much is because nobody expected him to. Give him a mop, and watch him pick up the team's slack.<br />
*:::Don't believe he's capable of serious responsibility because he hasn't been tracking down orphaned pages and listing small groups with little wiki presence up for deletion despite most of them still being active? Well, then consider his diligence in returning Red Rum to its former glory - Before he stepped up to the plate, Rummurs planned organized strikes...and 2 of them showed up. On a good day. Now they're all doing things together, touring malls, breaking 'burbs, like the Red Rum of old. That sort of change doesn't happen because he made a nice-sounding speech once. It's because he was dedicated enough to chase down the wayward Rummurs and get them back on track, which must have taken more than a month. With that sort of track record, he'll be quite capable of sorting out a few categories on the Special Pages list. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 02:00, 23 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::::On the contrary, I think he sounds like he'll be a ''great'' candidate...at some point in the future, and I don't think that he's incapable of handling responsibility, though I do think that he has failed to demonstrate his ability to do so on the wiki. To quickly go through your arguments, I never said that edit counts were the most important thing, and have even vouched for users with less than 500 in the past. On the contrary, what I ''twice'' said was that his lack of leadership on the wiki and lack of significant maintenance activities were the largest issues. His leadership elsewhere is a good sign that he can cut it here, but he needs to do so first in order to establish trust and ''prove'' that he can do so. As for voicing opinions, once again, if the sysops are acting contrary to policy, take them to A/M. And in my experience as a sysop, opinions voiced by "ordinary" users did, in fact, contribute to the opinions of the sysop team and did, at times, direct the decisions that were made. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 02:40, 23 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::::So basically you're saying sysops ignore regular users, and you need to be a sysops in order to make a difference here. Christ, give me one example where this has happened. --[[Image:Cat Pic.png|14px]] [[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''Thadeous Oakley''']]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 07:33, 23 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*:::::No offense intended to Thad, but that's a discussion for DT's talk page: it's a derailing comment that only furthers to impair the discourse, at best. I take on board Aichon's arguments, and agree, to an extent. Yes, in a perfect wiki all of the criteria would be passed or, maybe, marginally overlooked, however at the same time I also feel the need to say that this isn't a perfect wiki. Sysops have, in the past, fulfilled all listed points only to behave like absolute dee dee heads and shame the sysop team in general, which has brought us to the point we're at now. I think DT has been trying to point out that Sysops represent the users in their roles, as well as their janitorial positions, and that a large amount of the users are backing Anime's bid for me to be a Sysop. If there's no mutual trust/you feel you need to know me in order to vouch for me, feel free to ask me questions. I will gladly answer them to the best of my ability, and hopefully that may change your opinion slightly -- same goes for everyone else that is against the present bid. {{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 14:39, 23 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*::::::I am interested in learning more about your hybrid quantitative/qualitative/subjective/objective decision-making process that will alter the landscape of the wiki. In your acceptance of the bid, rather than using that opportunity to promote your past experience with other wikis, your past ownership of a wiki, your leadership qualities, your abilities to interact with users in a positive and constructive manner, your specific qualifications and motivations for the position in the first place, or -- really, anything at all, you instead decided that copy/pasting a parody of another user (although, admittedly, was absolutely hilarious) was a better way to represent yourself and gain trust. Walk us through that decision if you please. Also, some of your answers strike me as more or less "empty rhetoric." Can you give me something a little bit more "concrete" to base a vouch on? -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 17:55, 23 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''Against''' - For now. The bit about previous experience with wiki ownership/management and general leadership is encouraging, but it couldn't hurt to see some more involvement here first.-[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 05:23, 23 March 2011 (UTC)<br />
*'''Heck yes''' - Good man. Strong morals. Why not? --[[User:Sam 2334|Sam 2334]] 16:04, 27 March 2011 (BST)<br />
* I say nay. He's serious about it, he's knows where the line is drawn with silliness, and he has his own thoughts and opinions, but can he maintain those particular stats with the keys to this place? I think at this moment, no! If he can roll a natural 20 though, I'll support him. Who can argue with that?--[[User:SA|SA]] 23:01, 28 March 2011 (BST)<br />
*'''Against''' - lol promotion in responce to being vandalbanned <small>-- <span style="text-shadow: #bbb 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em">[[User:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">boxy</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Boxy|<span style="color: Red">talk</span>]] • [[The Rules|teh rulz]]</sup> 02:28 29 March 2011 (BST)</span></small><br />
*:they get more likeable every time! -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 02:39, 29 March 2011 (BST)<br />
I like Revenant! (thanks for the bribe :D )<br />
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===[[Big Bash 3]]===<br />
BB3. Many of you were fortunate enough to have been a part of it or taken apart by it. For those of you who were, there's no need to explain any of this stuff to you since you were there. You saw it. You felt it. For those that missed it, however, it was something '''<span style="font-size: 1.1em;">BIG</span>''', and it had a planned beginning and end.<br />
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'''Game Impact:''' We began in the wake of [[Escape]] on June 3rd of last year. BB3 started out in the southwest corner of Malton, did a giant [[Big_Bash_3/Location#Where_is_Big_Bash_3_right_now.3F|looparound the city]], had to pause periodically to let folks catch up since we were moving too fast, and finished things up [[Big_Bash_3/Location|4 months and a week later]] with dozens upon dozens of our tag-wearing group members descending on the historic [[Whetcombe_Park_%28Stanbury_Village%29|Whetcombe Park]], in tribute to those that went [[On Strike]]. During that time, we <s>ruined</s> partied in 48 suburbs, though we also ate the brains of dozens of other suburbs that were fortunate enough to be adjacent to those 48. We moved through suburbs so quickly that most survivors never even knew we were coming until their suburb was ruined, and though no official count was kept, it's probably safe to say that thousands, if not tens of thousands, of brains were eaten by our members in the four months we were active. Backing that up, the survivor to zombie ratio shifted from about 70:30 when we started, to more like 40:60 when we ended.<br />
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'''Community Impact:''' I believe that at our peak we were the largest organized group in the game, which is made all the more impressive by the fact that we had numerous other groups that joined us while keeping their own tags, plus a massive feral cloud that could be felt from suburbs away. A cloud so renowned, in fact, that more than once since we disbanded, many of us have heard the cry of an ignorant survivor as they declared, "Its [''sic''] Big Bash 3!" when a random zombie breached a building. It's happened so often, in fact, that the Philosophe Knights even [[:Image:BB3 spies.png|satirized the occurrence]] during a play they staged. The fact that the Malton Herald & Sun [[RRF/Malton_Herald_%26_Sun/Main1010|featured BB3]], coupled with the fact that we disbanded suddenly (but intentionally) while we were still the second largest organized group in the game probably led to the confusion.<br />
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'''Strategic Impact:''' We advocated the use of [[Big_Bash_3/Attacking#Attack_windows|attack windows]] in addition to strike teams, which ensured that even without coordination and communication, we still struck as a horde. Tactics such as these are what led to a healthy Fort Creedy and Giddings Mall falling within hours of each other after we moved into the suburb. Having a horde didn't hurt either, of course.<br />
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'''Wiki Impact:''' Did I mention that we have a kick-ass group page? And that we had received over 3000 page views of ''a countdown'' we posted a week in advance of when we officially started? We were also the most-linked group page for most of our run.<br />
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'''Other Impact:''' BRA!NZ.<br />
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{{User:Aichon/Bsig}} 22:41, 6 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
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#'''Yes''' - The party may have ended, but we still have the memories, and there's no denying that we made a big impact while we were around. I've been waiting for the four-month inactive timer to finish up so I could finally post this, and today is the day. {{User:Aichon/Bsig}} 22:46, 6 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Yes''' - If you want to talk about things with an impact in 2010, Big Bash should be ''high'' up on your list if you don't want to be laughed at. --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 22:53, 6 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Yes''' - Wow has it been four months already. I was there and it was indeed groundbreaking. Just look at the suburb map history for [[Suburb/History/201006|June]], [[Suburb/History/201007|July]], [[Suburb/History/201008|August]], and particularly [[Suburb/History/201009|September]] of 2010 and you'll see just what kind of impact was made. The group made a lasting impact on the game which lasted many, many weeks after (and to an extent before) the events. It was definitely historic. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 22:55, 6 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#--{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 23:42, 6 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Yes''' - I had fun! -- [[User:Bisfan|Bisfan]] 01:17, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Yes''' - I don't think a horde has ever moved around the map so fast. Good times and great memories.--{{User:Skoll/sig}} 01:45, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Yes''' - Had a clear impact on game history that in many ways, defined and dictated 2010 for UD. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 04:18, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
# Just because it didn't come up against the same survivor opposition as BB2 (and therefore won't be remembered as much for great battles, impact etc.) doesn't mean it isn't worthy of wearing the historical tag. Just because we were too weak to make any notable stands against BB3 doesn't make BB3 worse in itself. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 05:34, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#I heard of them, and I was nearly inactive. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 08:01, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#The standout happening of the last two years. BB3 revitalised a dying zombie metagame and defined the standard of play for a huge duration of time. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 13:19, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#--{{User:Armpit_Odor/dnsig}} 21:00, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Yes''', BB3 was awesome, and the fact that it came at the end of Escape was the perfect cherry on top. --[[User:Shatari|Shatari]] 22:18, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Sure''' - Why not?--[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 10:43, 8 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
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#'''No''' -Big Bash 3 was to Big Bash as Godfather 3 was to the Godfather.--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 22:57, 6 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''No''' I thought I'd be the only one. The Impact was much less than either of its predecessors and was nothing ''new''. (I can see why people would vote yes, but I've always fallen back on the question "Did they change the game?" when I vote. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 23:00, 6 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:I can see where you're coming from, but by your standard I don't think that we'll ever see any ''new'' groups enter the ranks of Historical Group, which isn't fair to those that are worthy of note. And if you're looking for game changing or new, it shifted the population balance drastically and introduced a new method of coordinating a feral horde that I have not heard of being used prior to it at this scale. As Spiderzed said, any mention of 2010 should include it. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 23:16, 6 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#: Remind me why you voted for Blackmore XVIII as an historic event again. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 04:22, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''No''' - BB3 was impressive and it did demonstrate that the survivor player base is evaporating (confirmed by the recent GSGM). Furthermore, it is now clear that the remaining metagamers are basically zombies. So the fallout from the bash has lead to a significant revelation. However when considering a big bash or a big prick or a mall tour or escape etc, I think it's enough to include the first of each of these events as historically significant, rather than each subsequent one.--{{User:Giles Sednik/sig}} 04:13, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:I have to disagree with this statement. The survivor player base is not evaporating. The zombie player base is. When I checked the [http://www.urbandead.com/stats.html stats] yesterday to update Organization XIII's page, the population favors the survivors, and it still favors survivors right now. As of right now, the current ratio stands at 39% zombies, 61% survivors. I'd like to know: where have all the zombie metagamers gone to? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 04:33, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#::I don't really agree with Giles, but his argument is more about the organized, player base who metagame/use forums/are in groups rather than the population as a whole. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 04:56, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''No''' - I say this as somebody who's zed took part in BB3, or at least tried. I had extreme difficulty ever finding the horde, and ending up sitting outside Caiger Mall for 3 months. I find myself agreeing with Giles, Ross, and sadly, Anime Sucks. This wasn't really on the scale of the other bashes, imo.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 07:34, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''No''' - as Yonnua above, the third Bash didn't bother to update the wiki enough, anyone trying to follow via the wiki would find themselves a suburb or two behind, wandering ruins. Seemed kinda selfish. Plus the grande finale we were promised was a waste of time sitting around waiting for nothing for a few weeks. Saying that, it was kinda historical, and had its moments, but fuck it - am punishing its inadequacies with a NO. --{{User:Lady Clitoria/Sig}} 09:13, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Nay''' A big horde steamrolling Malton historical? No. More like day to day business. Compared to BB2, it really isn't anything special. Mostly as the others too. --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 11:11, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''No''' - As Anime. --[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 14:13, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''NO''' as above except for thad.----[[User:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">sexualharrison</span>]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] ¯\([[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]])/¯ 16:52, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
# '''No''' - due to peer pressure. I was involved in it, but I didnt see it being that huge it needs historical status.--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 23:03, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
# '''No''' -- Sad to say, but the math is simple. [[Escape]] =! Historical, [[BB3]] << [[Escape]] (due to the fact that BB3 came from Escape), therefore [[BB]] =! Historical. Besides, according to the map on the page, they didn't even manage to hit every single 'burb before giving up. [[User:Asheets|Asheets]] 23:08, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:Um BB3 came from Escape what? Can I have some of what you're smoking?--{{User:Skoll/sig}} 23:17, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
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===[[Big Survivors Little Survivor]]===<br />
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Anyway, as unlikely to succeed as it is, I'd like to nominate [[Big Survivors Little Survivor]] for Historical status. <br />
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You probably have no idea who they were. It's unsurprising.<br />
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To Paraphrase. <br />
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*'''BSLS''' were the first group of any description to be created in [[Borehamwood]].<br />
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*'''BSLS''' members hold the records for both "largest survived suicide repair in a perma death city." (350ap) and "largest suicide repair ever attempted" [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Image:529_Repair_cost.PNG (529ap)]<br />
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*'''BSLS''' were the largest organised survivor group, before the meta combined all survivor groups into a single lump.<br />
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*'''BSLS''' helped implement the standardised 28.06 radio channel throughout borehamwood alongside [[Galaxy News Radio]]<br />
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*'''BSLS''' helped in the hunt for [[Game Over]] actively tracking Borehamwood's only publicised PK'er group. In the end we managed to wipe out their two leaders, whilst other survivors finished the job. <br />
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*'''BSLS''' had Borehamwood's only international celebrity, namely [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387761| Dermot O'leary]. Famed throughout the city for his habit of suicide repairs without telling anyone. <br />
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*'''BSLS''' made up 5% of [[The Borehamwood 100]]. <br />
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So what? I here you say. Did the BSLS do anything game changing or unique? Well I believe they did. <br />
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*'''BSLS''' helped discover, understand and fix the single most game breaking error in Urban Dead history, namely the free repair of all buildings with a repair cost of more than 150ap. Rather than exploit a bug that could of led to the reclamation of the entire ruined city in only a month and against the advice of some radical survivors, the Little Survivor's suspended all repairs, and [[User_talk:Kevan#Huge_Ruin_bug_could_leave_the_whole_of_Borehamwood_caded_in_less_than_a_month.|tried to stop the game from massively screwing zombies]]. As one member commented. "We've stayed ahead of the zombies so far, we don't need this."<br />
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*'''BSLS''' were finally wiped out when [[User:Rosslessness]] requested Kevan bring snow to Urban dead. Less than a day later the last of the group was devoured by a feral who simply followed their footprints. <br />
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Which is why you now get....<br />
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*Although it's freezing in [[Monroeville]] and [[Borehamwood]], the snow isn't heavy enough to leave footprints there. <br />
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So there you go. I look forward to your, "WWWHHOOOOOOO?" comments. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 17:38, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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# '''Yes''' Obviously. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 17:40, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
# '''Yes''' but maybe have subcategories for the different cities. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 17:42, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:If there was more than one, then yes. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 17:55, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#::I see. Cross that bridge when you have more than one in Borehamwood/Monroeville?-[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 18:00, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:It's been suggested in the past, pretty sure it was rejected because both those categories would be pretty much empty. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 14:44, 29 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#I could vouch for this. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:44, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
# Who?--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 17:46, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:You placed your vote in the wrong space >:P --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 17:51, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:: I do know who they are, but Ross said he was looking foreward to who comments :P --{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 19:16, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Yes''' - Have missed Borehamwood, but even I have heard of some of their accomplishments before. --{{User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig}} 17:52, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Aye''' - Who? Usually when I say who I go "Nay" but not here. Their accomplishments are quite impressive. I didn't play in Borehamwood, so I can't blame the group for not being known to me. --[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|12px]]</span> [[User_Talk:MisterGame|<span style= "color: black; background-color: white">'''''Talk''''']]</span> 18:06, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Yes''' - may as well. <small>BTW Dermot's wasn't Borehamwood's only celeb [[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1387595]]</small> --{{User:Lady Clitoria/Sig}} 19:15, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#What you mean it isn't historical yet? Something died inside me when I didn't get to kill Dermot--which feels well funny when you're already very dead. Make it so. And add the Monroeville Many, while you're at it. --{{User:Hashk/sig}} 19:34, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#They were a seriously important group - I've heard alot about them, and I did very little in Borehamwood.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature}} 20:21, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''yes''' but Zombie Davina does not approve of anyone else eating Dermot! --[[User:Honestmistake|Honestmistake]] 21:21, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Yes''' - It's a bit of a case of a big fish in a small pond type of situation, as I see it. They might not have been anything special had they been in Malton, but in B-wood, they stood out from what I've heard, and really shaped and defined that city. {{User:Aichon/Signature}} 21:26, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Yes''' - BSLS are one of the few non-Malton groups to have had a significant impact on the wider game, and are responsible for one of the game's few truly iconic characters, too. {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 21:53, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Yes''' as Thad. I didn't get into borehamwood, but those are impressive accomplishments. (maybe not so if they were in malton, but they weren't) --<span style="background:black; font-variant:small-caps">[[User:Thanatologist|<span style="color:gold">†hana†ologis†</span>]] [[User talk:Thanatologist|<span style="color:gold">(talk)</span>]]</span> 02:33, 29 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Yes''' even if I didn't grab Dermot's sig when I had the chance.--{{User:ZIPO/sig}} 05:48, 29 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#Pretty much as Aich. {{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 14:27, 29 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Yes''' they played with a straight bat --[[User:C Whitty|C Whitty]] 15:09, 29 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Yes''' -- <small>[[User:Rorybob| <span style="color: #FF9933">Rahrah</span>]] [[Malton_Manhunt/Axe_Hack's_Manhunt_3|<span style="color: #FF9933">is pumped that he's going to lose another Manhunt.</span>]] </small> 15:43, 29 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#: welcome back Rorybob!--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 18:31, 29 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#[[User:Whitehouse]] 21:55, 29 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
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#'''Meh''' - Being the first group in the city, if true, would be worthy if there were some separate category for borehamwood, but the rest looks like padding the resume - finding a bug, doing survivor things like working with other groups and repairing buildings, getting killed when zombies found the last member, etc. This isn't to diminish the fun they had playing or the significance of the group in their own context, mainly I just can't get excited enough about a borehamwood group to put them on par with the historical entries from the main game.--{{User:Giles Sednik/sig}} 18:24, 28 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#ah'''NO''' - it pains me to agree with giles.----[[User:Sexualharrison|<span style="color:Red">sexualharrison</span>]][[Image:Starofdavid2.png | 18px]] ¯\([[Image:Boobs.gif|18px]])/¯ 02:37, 29 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#:Love you too sexy ;) --{{User:Giles Sednik/sig}} 14:29, 29 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Who?''' - As Giles. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 18:28, 29 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''No''' - Borehamwood, snorehamwood. --[[User:The Hierophant|Papa Moloch]] 22:06, 29 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''Nope''' --[[User:Efighter|Efighter]] 13:58, 30 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''No''' As Giles and Papa [[User:Asheets|Asheets]] 16:25, 3 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''No''' Having a historical group from Borehamwood would be like giving an Emmy to someone in Joanie Loves Chachi. Spinoffs hardly ever work. Unless its Golden Girls, which this is not.--{{User:AnimeSucks/Sig}} 17:03, 3 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''No''' fuck no [[User:Spud|Spud]] 01:50, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''No''' absolutely not! --[[User:Akbar|Akbar]] 04:13, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''No''' Borehamwood, snorehamwood. I also hear password sharing, zerging and other asshattery accusations all the time regarding the group. Also where is my sig button <br />
#:There was no sig button, so I didnt use it so goi shuffle paper somewhere else.--[[User:Rapture|Rapture]] 00:50, 8 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#::no thanks, I like fixing problems with people who can't read rules -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 03:20, 8 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''No''' Helluva absolutely fuck not no --{{User:Skoll/sig}} 23:08, 7 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
#'''No''' - bb3 and escape not historical but this? -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 00:10, 8 February 2011 (UTC)<br />
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