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<div>== McZeds Wykewood! ==<br />
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N_location=[[Merryweather Park]]|N_color=Park|<br />
NE_location=[[the McDonald Motel]]|NE_color=Hotel|<br />
W_location=[[Wykewood Streets#Lawford Lane|Lawford Lane]]|W_color=Street|<br />
This_location=Chilcott Auto Repair|location_color=Auto Repair|<br />
E_location=[[Wykewood Streets#Haggard Alley|Haggard Alley]]|E_color=Street|<br />
SW_location=[[Lavington Crescent Police Department]]|SW_color=Police Dept|<br />
S_location=[[the Fursman Building]]|S_color=Building|<br />
SE_location=[[Wykewood Streets#Chaning Drive|Chaning Drive]]|SE_color=Street}}<br />
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[[Image:MczedsWykewood.jpg|frame|left|Mczeds Wykewood. Photo taken mere moments before the infamous ''Meat-Supply Uprising of 16 October '06'' (see below). Photo courtesy of McZeds Media]]<br />
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[[Wykewood|Wykewood's]] only [[Auto Repair Shop]] is now Wykewood's only [[McZeds]] restaurant! <br />
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Conveniently located near the free-running intersection of four thriving suburbs ([[Wykewood]], [[Nixbank]], [[Foulkes Village]], and [[Ruddlebank]]), this newest jewel in the fast-food corporation's crown bellows like a foghorn of hope to the grumbling tummies of survivors everywhere. C'mon down today for some fresh-ground ''Zomburgers''; or just kick-back with a ''Fillet O' Flesh'' in one of our "classic style" booths, replete with cherry-red cushions and quick-release tabletops for convenient emergency barricading. During the minutes between crushing zombie assaults, you might enjoy our (limited time only) ''Sweetzedbread Sandwichâ„¢'' in nearby [[Merryweather Park]]. Whatever your appetite, your McZeds Wykewood [[User:Klentis Maccabee|manager]] is ready to take your order, and, at your request, to recycle you into fresh-ground Zomburger meat should you fall during one of the countless sieges laying waste to this gleaming new branch.<br />
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'''McNews!'''<br />
'''June 2, 2007:''' McZeds Wykewood is thriving as are the four corners. Manager has left the franchise in the able hands of the locals while going on a trip to [[Vantar's Safehouse]] and [[McCloud's Pub]].<br />
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'''McNews!'''<br />
'''May 5, 2007:''' Manager on holiday, touring Malton. McZeds is left in the able hands of the Wykewood survivors.<br />
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'''McNews!'''<br />
'''April 17, 2007:''' Crushed. If anyone finds the manager's limbs, please bring them to the trauma unit at Josephine General hospital in Wykewood.<br />
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...er. Would it help if we told you they were delicious? --[[User:Pickmansmodel|Pickmansmodel]] 21:30, 17 May 2007 (BST)<br />
* Quite So Pickmansmodel! Although I will have to sample my limbs myself to confirm or refute this "delicious" term you throw around with such abandon. PS: How did you put that cool box in the screen?<br />
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'''McNews!'''<br />
'''April 9, 2007:'''Well things are looking up in Wykewood and the lower SW Malton area, and that means good things for the hungry tummies of SW Malton's survivors! The massive unprocessed meat uprising headed by the RRF seems to have can-canned off into the sunset, leaving only the usual herd of sweet and delectable zombah morsels stumbling about the burb. C'mon down now and try our new '''Bone-Marrow McNuggets''', limited time only!<br />
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'''McNews!'''<br />
'''February 20, 2007:'''Fresh from a rather well organized feral onslaught, McZeds Wykewood had the pleasure of hosting the [[The Ridleybank Resistance Front|RRF's]] hilarious strike team, [[Auxunit 10|AU10]], in an impromptu meatburger jamboree. Unfortunately the steaming hot entrees at this particular fiesta were of the HarmanBurger type; but fortunately the intrepid [[User:Klentis Maccabee|manager]] of this glistening Wykewood branch was far away during the zombah debacle and was thus spared an ignominious end. Better luck next time, Zombahz! <br />
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In a side note, if anyone can explain why the Zomburger warming lamps are all busted, do tell. It appears someone was laying on them.<br />
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==Help Wanted==<br />
Anyone interested in joining the McZeds Wykewood team, or seeking a partnership to open his or her own McZeds in SW Malton, is encouraged to contact the manager [[User talk:Klentis Maccabee|here]].<br />
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==More Pressing Help Wanted==<br />
Wykewood McZeds is currently enjoying a crushing assault by unprocessed zomburger meat. Anyone interested in preserving this glistening bastion of fast, friendly, delicious eats is invited to try and resurrect this ransacked mess. Management is currently trying to keep the ranges sizzling whilst not becoming dead. Free FreezyZed desert treats to everyone who responds! <br />
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==An Esteemed Past...==<br />
Preceding the zombie-meat outbreak, Chilcott Auto Repair had nobly served the automotive needs of Wykewood and the neighboring communities for over 20 years: that's a lot of know-how, a lot of experience, and a lot of very satisfied customers. Its certified technicians (specialists who had dedicated years to repairing the most complicated systems in your car) were trusted enough to be the exclusive mechanics of nearby [[Lavington Crescent Police Department]] and [[Vincent Square Police Dept]]. Following the outbreak of certified Grade-A meatage, those 20 years of know-how combined to provide the proper tools for servicing south-west Malton's newest need: quality food and service at an affordable cost.<br />
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[[Image:Mayor McZed.jpg|frame|right|Last known photo of Mayor McZed (center) and chief advisors taken just moments before the infamous ''Meat-Supply Uprising of 16 October '06''. The Mayor, his advisor, and the entire Wykewood kitchen staff were carted away to unknown whereabouts by the as-yet-unground Zomburger meat supply.]]<br />
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==...Promises A Delicious Future!==<br />
Enter: your friendly neighborhood [[McZeds]]. The hard-earned mantle of Chilcott's esteemed reputation, dropped unceremoniously by Marty Chilcott whilst screaming for dear life amidst the first (and freshest!) zed assault, has been assumed by your [[Mczeds]] Wykewood franchise owner and [[User:Klentis Maccabee|manager]]. Local ownership ensures a local touch, such as: selecting only the finest personnel from SW Malton; and choosing only the choicest cuts of rotting cadaver meat guaranteed to be 45% free of worms, Salmonella typhimurium, Staphylococcus aureus, and Acinetobacterbotulis! [Note: guarantee does not apply to ''The Rotter''â„¢].<br />
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'''GRAND OPENING'''<br />
16 October 2006. Our windows are wide-open for your free-running entry, so hop on in!<br />
Be sure to visit our [[McZeds|corporate site]] for complete menu, store locator, coupons, and solutions to the McMaze.<br />
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'''Disclosures'''<br />
The party-poopers at the [[Malton Police Department]] require we publish the following largely irrelevant data, which it is suggested one read only if one is unnecessarily concerned with ''E.coli O157:H7'': [[McZeds]] Incorporated is not responsible and will not be held liable for illness cause by bacteria formed during the logarithmic phase of bacterial growth, when proteolytic bacteria approach their maximum cell density, and extracellular proteases secreted by the bacteria apparently break down the connective tissue between muscle fibers, allowing the bacteria to penetrate the meat, as is estimated happens 99.025% of the time during zombification.<br />
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[[Category:Wykewood|Chilcott Auto Repair]]</div>Klentis Maccabeehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User:Klentis_Maccabee&diff=676832User:Klentis Maccabee2007-05-30T18:32:32Z<p>Klentis Maccabee: </p>
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<div>===[[User:Newton Egglbach|Klentis Maccabee]], Manager [[Chilcott Auto Repair (Wykewood)|McZeds Wykewood]], Chair, [[The Fighting Cephalopods]]===<br />
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==The Fighting Cephalopods - Miskatonic University Alumni Association==<br />
[[Image:Podss.jpg|frame|left|Go Pods!]] [[Image:Arkham-bw-large.jpg|200px|right]]Are you an alumni of MU? Are you interested in joining [[The Fighting Cephalopods]], the MU Alumni Association? Follow the contact information on [[The Fighting Cephalopods]] page, or come talk to me at [[Chilcott Auto Repair (Wykewood)|my job]] in Wykewood. Members need not be exclusive to the Cephalopods, and can mantain any other group or individual status while proclaiming their love of their alma mater for all to see! Go Pods!<br />
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==Taco Stand Past==<br />
After the failure of my short live "Taco Stand" in South Blythville, I've decided to move to [[Wykewood]] and join forces with (sell out to) [[User:Atari Techno|the man]]. That's right, get ready for [[Chilcott Auto Repair (Wykewood)|South West Malton's first McZeds]] franchise! <br />
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==Deliciousness!==<br />
Hey [[Josephine's Generals]]! <br />
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Hey [[Old Arkham Republic]]! <br />
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Hey [[Lockettside Boys]]! <br />
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Hey [[Blythville Gang]]! <br />
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Hey ''all'' other groups and unaffiliated loners suffering grumbling tummies in South West Malton! Your cries for hot, juicy, fast and affordable food have not gone unheard! The grand opening of your glistening new [[McZeds]] is upon you now like bowel-shattering diarrhea at [[Chilcott Auto Repair (Wykewood)|Chilcott Auto Repair]].<br />
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Warring groups are asked to discharge weapons ''away'' from the Kid's Kompound and the manager's head if at all possible. Birthday parties can be accomodated with advanced notice and completion in triplicate of all 320 liability-release forms.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
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Klentis Maccabee, McZeds Wykewood Manager. (http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=617247).<br />
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==Employement Opportunities==<br />
[[Image:Mczedsrecruiting.gif|thumb|200px|Image Credit:[[User:Zaruthustra|Zaruthustra]]]]<br />
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[[McZeds]] Wykewood is currently hiring for all positions: <br />
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* Fry Cook <br />
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* CorpseMeat Processor <br />
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* Cashier<br />
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* Zombish Translator<br />
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* Quality Control and Meat Supplier<br />
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Post applications here-in.<br />
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==HURRAH! [[User:Earwig Bonebreaker|My Zombah!]]==<br />
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This zombah used to run with the super-cool group [[Auxunit 10|AU10]]!<br />
{{AU10}}</div>Klentis Maccabeehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:BadgerW&diff=654830User talk:BadgerW2007-05-10T01:29:28Z<p>Klentis Maccabee: /* Suggestion */</p>
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<div>== Suggestion ==<br />
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You can vote on your own suggestion. And I would do so if I were you, its a good one. [[User:Whitehouse|Whitehouse]] 22:50, 9 February 2007 (UTC)<br />
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*burninator88? It's Klentis (Earwig), thanks for contacting me, I made a reply on my discussion page. Check it out when ya can.--[[User:Klentis Maccabee|Klentis Maccabee]] 02:29, 10 May 2007 (BST)</div>Klentis Maccabeehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User:Earwig_Bonebreaker&diff=638123User:Earwig Bonebreaker2007-04-25T14:43:00Z<p>Klentis Maccabee: </p>
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Formerly of the super cool badarses known as [[Auxunit 10|AU10]]<br />
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{{AU10}}</div>Klentis Maccabeehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User:Newton_Egglbach&diff=623814User:Newton Egglbach2007-04-12T01:06:54Z<p>Klentis Maccabee: </p>
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<div>...Is [[User:Klentis Maccabee|my]] failed secondary character.</div>Klentis Maccabeehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:Chilcott_Auto_Repair_(Wykewood)&diff=498117Talk:Chilcott Auto Repair (Wykewood)2006-12-19T15:47:20Z<p>Klentis Maccabee: </p>
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<div>MMMM! All this taste and '''99.9%''' ''life free'' ! is there some sort of loyalty card I can Enquire about? -- [[User:Fistycuffs|Fistycuffs]] 15:00, 19 December 2006 (UTC)<br />
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Indeed Fisty, and don't forget our ''45% free of life-threatening bacterium'' promise as well! Notable and frequent patrons of the establishment are in fact already being noted by the kitchen staff, and already receive a variety of discounts and perks (such as, for example, being served burgers made from only the choicest non-wormy legs and torso meat, as opposed to the less delectable arm and head meat). Needless to say, you and many of your fellow [[Josephine's Generals]], being such frequent and supportive patrons, are already on the books to receive prime cuts and coupon booklets. I'll have to devise a portable card to hand out. Your comments are appreciated! --[[User:Klentis Maccabee|Klentis Maccabee]] 15:47, 19 December 2006 (UTC)</div>Klentis Maccabeehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=MW&diff=433591MW2006-10-22T01:27:49Z<p>Klentis Maccabee: Redirecting to Chilcott Auto Repair (Wykewood)</p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[Chilcott Auto Repair (Wykewood)]]</div>Klentis Maccabeehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=McZeds_Wykewood&diff=428415McZeds Wykewood2006-10-16T21:41:26Z<p>Klentis Maccabee: Redirecting to Chilcott Auto Repair (Wykewood)</p>
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