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''The NecroTech logo glows gently above the front desk, and doors open onto a number of brightly-lit laboratories and computer rooms.''<br />
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===Description===<br />
[[Image:AquaNT.jpg|100px|left|Necrotech]]'''The Merson Building''' is a [[Building Types#NecroTech_Building|NecroTech facility]] located in the [[suburb]] of [[Grigg Heights]]. Though a faceless corporate structure to the uninitiated, this facility acts as the heart of R&D for [[NecroTech]] within the suburb. Staff at this building commonly revive zombies at nearby revive points. This facility is the only NecroTech facility to be found in the entire suburb, which greatly increases its tactical significance to local survivors. Members of project [[NecroWatch]] renovated the facility in recent months, as they installed sensor eyes for [[NecroWatch/A.L.I.C.E.|A.L.I.C.E.]] throughout the building and uploaded NecroNet 2.0 into the facility's system terminals.<br><br><br />
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===History===<br />
The Merson Building serves as the headquarters for ZombieFark as they engage in their ongoing mission to ravage Grigg Heights.<br />
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===Mandate===<br />
NecroTech staff continue to follow directive 42-A, issued by the head office on January 19th 2006, with the activation and manufacture of MK-II revivification syringes. While the cost in time and effort are currently high the certainty provided by being able to manufacture a constant stream of syringes has mitigated early concerns.<br />
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The activation of NecroNet with all NecroTech buildings has also allowed scientists to apply the DNA tracking research they have gathered to date. The field research staff stationed at the Merson Building feel certain that they can crack the mystery surrounding the spread of the virus as well as help monitor aberrant zombie activity within Grigg Heights.<br><br><br />
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===Barricade Policy===<br />
This building should be Extremely Heavily (EH) barricaded at all times. This is in accordance with the barricade plans set forth by local survivors, who routinely monitor the barricade level for this building. This building is meant to serve as a safehouse for Malton's veteran survivors, and thus requires the [[Free Running]] skill to be properly utilized. Survivors who find the building's barricades below their assigned level are asked to assist in raising them back up in order to help ensure the safety of all the survivors staying inside the building. Any survivor found lowering the barricades may be directly "put to the question" by any survivors present at that time. If this happens the accused survivor must present a valid reason for their actions or be labeled a [[zombie spy]]/[[death cultist]] and be judged accordingly.<br><br><br />
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===NecroNet Reports===<br />
Zombie tracking reports are a free service provided by the NecroTech corporation to all its staff and local survivors in order to help facilitate quicker response times when managing zombie threats and to build a greater awareness of zombie migration patterns within the 9x9 block region around the Merson Building. As a cautious reminder, only those zombies tagged with the [[DNA_Extractor#DNA_Extractor|DNA Extractor]] will appear on these scans, so actual numbers may vary when dealing with older zombies (i.e. [[Brain Rot]]).<br />
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{{User:NTScan/The Merson Building (Grigg Heights)}}<br />
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==Current Events==<br />
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'''April 3, 2013''' - Mrh?son has become the HQ for [[ZombieFark]] and has been continuously occupied by the living impaired.<br />
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'''January 25th, 2013''' - You are in your safehouse at the Merson Building. The NecroTech logo glows gently above the front desk, and doors open onto a number of brightly-lit laboratories and computer rooms. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Suzy Swallows (60HP), Jas0n V00rhees (60HP), Joe Parsec (60HP), Orison Flynt (60HP), Icie Hot (60HP), Wolfgang Puck (60HP), GrnMotus (60HP), idsfa (60HP), cheepdrunk (60HP), genre savvy (40HP), Collowman (60HP), Frank Burn (60HP) and Road Warrior Max (60HP).<br />
A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 26.12 MHz. The building has been decorated with a conceptual painting and a terracotta statue.<br />
Somebody has spraypainted Courage is fear holding on a minute longer - BoP - onto a wall. -- [[User:Boertje|Boertje]] 13:49, 25 January 2013 (UTC)<br />
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'''1:17 AM EST 5/16/2011'''-You are inside the Merson Building. The NecroTech logo glows gently above the front desk, and doors open onto a number of brightly-lit laboratories and computer rooms. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Copyxat (60HP), Crystal Roselle (60HP), Harry Von Joe (60HP), Dormann (59HP), nodoblegado (60HP), Joe Murray (54HP), Marvin von Mars (59HP), CoffinBob Bowman (60HP), fiduch (60HP), Drink Drank Punk (60HP), Charlie Cruz (60HP), Cerrus (60HP), Flipyap (60HP), LiekMudkip (32HP) and Muddy Russian (60HP).A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.84 MHz. The building has been decorated with a Grecian urn.Somebody has spraypainted ''the answer to life, the universe, and everything!'' onto a wall.--[[User:Dr Mycroft Chris|Dr Mycroft Chris]] 06:18, 16 May 2011 (BST)<br />
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'''July 29th, 2010''' - In zombie hand, the war continues in the near buildings --[[User:John121|John121]] 18:22, 7 June 2010 (BST) <br />
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'''June 7th, 2010''' - The merson building is ruined again 8 zeds inside none outside --[[User:John121|John121]] 18:22, 7 June 2010 (BST) <br />
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'''January 12th, 2009''' - re-taken by B.O.P. with Randoms support.<br />
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'''January 1st, 2009''' - sacked by zombies.<br />
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'''December 31st, 2008''' - The building is re-taken by the Randoms.<br />
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'''April 11 2008''' - As of last military report, the Merson Building is being held.<br />
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'''December 11th, 2007''' - The Mrh?son building has been ruined for about a week now courtesy of the [[Lebende Tote]]. --[[User:Srg Shawn|Srg Shawn]] 09:51, 11 December 2007 (UTC)<br />
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'''October 6th, 2007''' - The building is currently (last time I checked,a few hours ago) zed-free, well-barricaded, and holding an active generator. Sadly, there's no one inside, and the [[Lebende Tote]] may still be a threat, so I don't plan on hanging around. Later I came back to check on it and grab a new lab coat.<br />
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'''September 25th, 2007''' - The Merson Building is ruined, with 7 zombies, some of them Totes, inside.<br />
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'''July 2nd, 2007''' - The Old Undead Home of Grigg Heights, (formerly known as the Merson Building) is now open and ransacked. The caretakers, RGang and [[Lebende Tote]] welcome all current and future undead. Enjoy your stay!<br />
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This page is intended to help one learn how to use and understand the language of [[zamgrh]]. For immediate translations, use the [[Guides:kiZombie-English Dictionary|dictionary]].<br />
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== Zombie Language & Codes ==<br />
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There are 4 different complex methods by which zombies communicate using [[Death Rattle]]: [[Zombese]], [[Zombish]], [[Zomban]], and [[Zamgrh]]. The former three refer to codes that can be translated, while the latter is a zombie attempt at language. These serve several important functions including coordination with other zombies and limited communication with [[survivors]]. The term "zombese" is sometimes incorrectly used to refer to all in-game zombie sounds.<br />
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Zombies may also communicate at a basic level using [[Flailing Gesture]], gesturing at particular zombies and then in a direction to convey a message of movement, or using symbolic gestures, such as gesturing towards the sky as an indication of revivification, or at the ground to indicate brain rot.<br />
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Outside of the metagaming aspect, many zombie players also choose to convey information through their description, such as "zombie holds a sign saying ....". The key then is to get people to view the profile by speaking to them. This is often used as a "cheap and dirty" way of getting information fast, avoiding the limits of Death Rattle.<br />
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== Pre Death Rattle Zombie Expressions == <br />
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Before learning Death Rattle, zombies are very limited in their ability to communicate. All they have is a small list of noises they can make. But even these can hold meaning to those who are paying attention.<br />
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'''Graagh.''' - This emote is so basic that there is no real meaning. <br />
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'''Graaaagh!''' - This is an exclamatory. Usually indicates the zombie wants to attack, or when he has been angered. For example, it may be used as a response to a taunt from a survivor.<br />
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'''Grrrh.''' - Another vague emote with no accepted purpose. <br />
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'''Grh.''' - A casual greeting between zombies. <br />
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'''<span id="Mrh?">Mrh?</span>''' - Easily the most common word for zombies to say. It carries a variety of meanings, but the most common of these is, by far, a request to be revived. Whenever a survivor is slain and wishes to return to life, they typically shamble over to the nearest revive point and Start spamming ''Mrh?''. Hence the term [[Mrh Cow]]. However, ''Mrh'' could also refer to life in general, or used as a questioning adverb, such as when, why, how, and so on.<br />
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'''Brnhr.''' - Indicates that the zombie is giving permission to be killed, either to help other zombies get the last few XP needed to level up, regain full health, or to avoid a headshot. Basically, it means, "Eat me".<br />
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==The Death Rattle Lexicon== <br />
[[Death Rattle]] is a skill zombies can buy which enables them to speak. However, zombie speech is limited to the letters '''a, b, g, h, m, n, r,''' and '''z''' as well as a few punctuation characters. Several zombie groups developed complex codes such as [[Zombese]], [[Zomban]], and [[Zombish]] in which combinations of characters [[Zombie Speech Translators|translate]] directly to English. [[Zamgrh]] is a lexicographic attempt at forming a zombie language without code. The following is a listing of all the known phrases heard from zombies using zamgrh and their meaning.<br />
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Also see the Zamgrh - English [[Guides:kiZombie-English Dictionary|dictionary]].<br />
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===Orders=== <br />
These are direct orders to all other zombies within earshot. <br />
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'''Ambarga''' - A very specific order, which is to create a "embargo" by [[Ransack]]ing all the areas in which a survivor could find a [[Fuel_Can#Fuel_Can|Fuel Can]] so that any survivors will not be able to efficiently find fuel to power generators and take advantage of the search bonuses.<br />
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'''Bah-b!gh mah zambah.''' - Literally 'Bad bite my zombie'. The zombie is asking nearby zombies to infect it, likely so it can [[parachute]] later.<br />
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'''Mangang ranzag''' - Maintain Ransack; Refers to zombies staying inside a ransacked building so that survivors cannot repair it. It may be used to order the occupation of a specific building if in the form ''Mangang ranzag ahn <building name>''.<br />
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'''Gang!''' - Getting everybody's attention for an order. Addressing the entire mob. <br />
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'''Grab arm, harm man!''' - A signal to attack humans.<br />
*'''Harm bang-bang man!''' - A signal to kill all zombie hunters in a room. <br />
*'''Harm bag-man!''' - A signal to kill all medical players in the area.<br />
*'''Grab h!m!!''' - A simple signal to drag a survivor out into the street.<br />
*'''Grab zam, anh brang zam haarh!''' - A more complex signal to drag survivors. Literally translates to 'Grab them, and bring them here!'<br />
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'''Grab mah zambah gab''' - A request that the listener should click ("grab") on the link to the profile link provided with the spoken death rattle phrase. Non-garbled info can be conveyed in the user's profile as part of the zombies description or group membership, but zombie profiles are not generally available to be clicked on; saying "Grab mah zambah gab" both makes your profile viewable, and encourages others to view it.<br />
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'''Grahn''' - "Groan" This is an order to groan for more zombies, or "nah grahn" for selfish zombies to shut up and eat.<br />
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'''Hag''' - Literally, "hug." Zombies are known to be affectionate from time to time. Survivors should be warned that hugging with zombies can not only lead to disease, but to brains being eaten.<br />
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'''Harm zaan''' - "Harm soon" This is an order to wait at the current location so a horde can assemble.<br />
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'''Ranzag''' - An order to ransack skill in the building or surrounding area.<br />
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'''Zgram!''' - Scram! Occasionally barked at babah zambahz who are annoying their zgaarah brazzahz. An indicator that the scarier zombie would like the youngling to quickly depart.<br />
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'''Zmazh anh grab''' - Smash and grab. Smash: the barricades, generator, radio, humans until they are near death. Grab: Humans, and drag them out into the street. A common tactic for more experienced zombies to aid younger brothers and sisters.<br />
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'''Zmazh Barragazh''' - There are many variants of this all meaning "Smash Barricades", instructing zombies to start a full scale attack on a building's [[Barricade|fortifications]].<br />
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'''Zzzzhhhh!!!!''' - "Shhhhhh!" Sometimes uttered upon entering a library or by [[:Category:Noise Abatement Societies|noise abatement societies]].<br />
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===Agz ah Grag===<br />
A new sophisticated means of communication has been observed amongst [[Ferals|feral zombies]]. [[X:00|''Agz ah Grag'']] ''(pronounced X:00 or x o'clock by the living)'', is the phrase used by ferals to indicate a desire for coordinating an attack via this system.<br />
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'''B!g''' - Big.<br />
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'''Graan''' - Green, usually in reference to a suburb's danger level. "Mah zambahz ham zabarb am graan!"<br />
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'''Nab!g''' - Small, literally not big.<br />
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'''Nah graan''' - Literally, "not green". Used for all colors except green, but is most often associated with a red danger level in a suburb.<br />
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'''Arh''' - Or.<br />
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'''Az''' - As.<br />
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'''Bgaz''' - Because.<br />
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'''Haahabarh''' - But.<br />
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===Nouns=== <br />
Words used to convey the meaning of objects, locations, or people with strategic importance. <br />
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'''Anagram''' - Since most zombies feel uncomfortable with proper grammar and vocabulary usage, they typically slur the word 'anagram' to refer to graffiti. That's right folks, zombies are literate.<br />
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'''Armah baz''' - Army base, either [[Fort Creedy]] or [[Fort Perryn]].<br />
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'''Armah manz''' - Army men, could refer either to actual soldiers or any survivor within a [[Forts|military base]].<br />
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'''Baag''' - Book.<br />
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'''Baagbarn''' - Library, literally book-building.<br />
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'''Baba''' - Father. Some zombies will refer to older, more experienced zombies by this.<br />
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'''Bag''' - Bag; corpus<br />
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'''Baganz''' - Pagans<br />
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'''Bag man''' - Reference to the medical profession (and the archetype's "doctor's bag") commonly refers to [[revive]]rs.<br />
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'''Bang-bang''' - Guns, often part of larger words referring to various types of survivor/building (see below).<br />
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'''Bang-bang haz''' - Police station. Literally, "gun house".<br />
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'''Bang-bang man''' - A zombie hunter with the [[headshot]] skill.<br />
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'''Barbaga zaarz''' - BBQ sauce<br />
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'''Barhah''' - A complicated concept. Can imply holiness, but also used with regard to many religious holidays (e.g. [[BARHAHmas]]) - see [[Barhah]].<br />
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'''Barhahraz''' - heaven (Barhah-kingdom)<br />
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'''Barn''' - [[Building]]. Also used as a suffix to many words to describe individual buildings (such as Barhahbarn, Bagmanbarn)<br />
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'''Barragahz/Barragazh''' - Barricades. There are a few regional variations on this (usually concerning the H).<br />
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'''Barrm''' - form<br />
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'''Bazaarh''' - A [[mall]]. From "bazaar", a word meaning marketplace.<br />
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'''Bra!nbag''' - A human's head or hat. Essentially everything which might contain brains.<br />
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'''Bra!nbarn''' - university (brain-building)<br />
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'''Bra!nzbarn''' - restaurant (food-building) <br />
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'''Bra!nz''' - Brains; generically food. Sometimes, a zombie will refer to survivors as ''bra!nz'', ignoring the rest of the body as unimportant.<br />
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'''B!mb bra!nbag''' - Pimp hat. The ultimate Malton fashion accessory.<br />
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'''Gab''' - language, text, words, etc. A very common root word for anything regarding communication. Rather than the human equivalent, it does not imply that the speech is unimportant or casual.<br />
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'''Gaggarh''' - gagger, a cannabis cigarette<br />
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'''Ganarazharh''' - Generator; metaphorically power <br />
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'''Gangbang''' - Death or killing, usually refers to killing large amounts of survivors. More crudely, can be interpreted as "gangbang" or "orgy" (of killing/feeding).<br />
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'''Ganz''' - Guns. Also known as "bang-bangz".<br />
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'''Gahzazambah''' - Zombie linguist.<br />
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'''Gharraghah!''' - Similar to the interjection "Eureka". Used when a zombie hatches an excellent idea.<br />
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'''Grarrah''' - glory<br />
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'''Grazzaz''' - glasses<br />
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'''Habganna''' - will or desire. Literally "have gonna", or more intuitively, "gonna have".<br />
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'''Hangang z!ngz''' - Paintings, or more literally, "hanging things". Used broadly to refer to any decorations.<br />
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'''Harmanz''' - Survivors, although many zombies view this word as being closer to the English "groceries".<br />
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'''Hazbah/Bagman Haz''' - A [[hospital]]. The latter translates as "Bagman House", with a Bagman being a medic or doctor.<br />
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'''HB''' - Hit points. As in "Harm mah, zambah brazzaz! Ah haz nah HB. Ah razzah zambahz harm mah, zan nah bang bang man." ("Harm me, zombie brothers! I have three hit points. I'd rather zombies harm me, than the headshotting zombie hunters." - An extended version of brnhr.)<br />
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'''Mahb''' - The [[MOB]], or sometimes a horde in general, although gang is more common. When used to mean horde, it implies not just a large gathering of zombies, but an organized group.<br />
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'''Manzhan''' - A [[mansion]].<br />
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'''Maranara''' - Marinara. Alternative to BBQ sauce, and better for dipping.<br />
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'''Marzan''' - [[Malton]]<br />
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'''Mrh-Gaaz''' - A derisive term for zombies waiting at revive points. (See [[Mrh Cows]])<br />
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'''MrhBarn''' - NecroTech Building<br />
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'''Mrh man''' - NecroTech Man.<br />
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'''Namm''' - name<br />
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'''Nahm-nah''' - cookie, for any and all zombies who want a treat here and there<br />
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'''Rabrarah''' - Library.<br />
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'''Ragargarh''' - recorder<br />
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'''Rahzaba Zarmarba''' - Radio Transmitter.<br />
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'''Raz''' - kingdom<br />
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'''RNA Grabbah''' - DNA Extractor.<br />
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'''Rzz''' - Ressurection.<br />
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'''Zambahz''' - Zombies.<br />
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'''Zarh!ngh''' - Syringe.<br />
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'''Zgaarm''' - Storm<br />
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===Verbs===<br />
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'''Ganna''' - future tense auxiliary: ''Mah zambah '''ganna''' grab harmanz'' 'I am '''going to''' attack people.'<br />
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'''Haz''' - past tense auxiliary: ''Mah zambah '''haz''' grab harmanz'' 'I attack'''ed''' people'<br />
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'''B''' - past tense auxiliary: ''Mah zambah '''b''' rannan.'' 'I '''was''' running.'<br />
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====Regular Verbs====<br />
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'''Barg''' - To eat. Presumably taken from harman'''barg'''arz.<br />
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'''Brang''' - To bring, take, or carry.<br />
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'''Bzz''' - To buzz.<br />
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'''Gab''' - To speak. A very common root word.<br />
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'''Gah''' - Go/Walk/Say.<br />
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'''Grab''' - To attack; to read; to look at; to judge. This term also has a pejorative overtone of sex or rape, as in the phrase "''Azzgrabbar''."<br />
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'''Grabgrab''' - To analyze.<br />
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'''Hab''' - To help.<br />
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'''Habganna''' - To want.<br />
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'''Haz''' - To have.<br />
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'''Mabban''' - To move.<br />
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'''Mrh?''' - To live.<br />
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'''Na-mabban''' - To be still.<br />
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'''Rabhabh''' - To revive.<br />
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'''Ram''' - To smash, attack (generically).<br />
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'''Ranz''' - To run (participle, ''rannan'')<br />
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'''Razzan''' - To listen; to overhear.<br />
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'''Z!ng''' - To sing.<br />
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'''Zanz''' - To dance or celebrate. Often done by lighthearted zombies after destroying a building, most often a club.<br />
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'''Zhangh''' - To stab, or more literally, "to shank".<br />
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'''Zmazh''' To smash (relating more specifically to barricades), but used elsewhere.<br />
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===Prepositions===<br />
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'''Ahn''' - to/ in<br />
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'''Ahn-na-ahn''' - between<br />
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'''Ahnna''' - into<br />
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'''Arahn''' - around<br />
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'''Grh''' - with : ''[[Wolfgang Puck's Address to the Quartly Library|Mah zambah]] barg Amarah Ragazzah '''grh''' barbaga zaarz'' 'My zombie ate Emeril Lagasse '''with''' BBQ sauce'<br />
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'''Na-ahnna''' - away from (not into)<br />
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'''Za''' - to : ''Mah zambah ganna razzan za zambaz gab.'' 'My zombie will listen to zombies speak.'<br />
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'''G!a''' - who; that; which (probably from the Spanish ''que'')<br />
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'''H!n''' - him<br />
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'''Mah Zambah''' - I, myself.<br />
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'''Zhar''' - her<br />
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===Coordinates=== <br />
This has been invented as a system to communicate direction and number of block, useful for those who with [[Scent Trail]] to communicate those who know the system. (Example "AHN -A-, ZAZ -N-" means 'one East, six North') <br />
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'''-N-''' - North <br />
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'''-A-''' - East <br />
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'''-R-''' - West <br />
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'''-Z-''' - South<br />
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'''Narh''' - North<br />
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'''Az''' - East<br />
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'''Raz''' - West<br />
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'''Zah''' - South<br />
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'''Narh-Az''' - Northeast<br />
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'''Narh-Raz''' - Northwest<br />
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'''Zah-Az''' - Southeast<br />
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'''Zah-Raz''' - Southwest<br />
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====Distance====<br />
'''!, !!, !!!''' one, two, and three; roman numerals, with ! = I<br />
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'''ANA''' - one <br />
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'''ZMA''' - two <br />
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'''ZHRAA''' -three <br />
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'''HAAR''' - four <br />
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'''RAAH''' - five <br />
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'''ZAZ''' - six <br />
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'''ZABAN''' - seven <br />
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'''AAGHZ''' - eight <br />
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'''NAHN''' - nine <br />
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'''ZHAN''' - ten <br />
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'''HANGARG''' - hundred <br />
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'''HARZANZ''' - thousand<br />
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'''M!RRH!AN''' - million (occasionally '''marrarahn''')<br />
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'''HRA!R''' - more than 4<br />
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===Songs===<br />
Zombies tend to be a musical bunch. Human survivors report hearing strains of Kumbayah(''Ghambarhah'') and other ditties amongst the less decayed zombies. Please refer to [[Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon/Zombie_Song_Lyrics|The Zombie Song Lyrics Page]].<br />
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===Group Expressions=== <br />
Groups of zombies will often develop rallying cries. Many have been categorized, and can be found [[Guides:Zombie Rally Calls|here]].<br />
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===Emotes=== <br />
Zombies have feelings too, and this is how they express them. <br />
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'''Ahm nahm nahm''' - Apparently the undead have a fondness for LOLcats too.<br />
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'''ARRRRH!!!''' - Anger, frustration, being a pirate. <br />
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'''Harh harh harh''', '''BAHAHAHAHA''', '''Grahahaha''', and many other variations - Laughter.<br />
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'''BARHAH!''' - Sometimes used as an attack signal or rallying cry, [[barhah]] is often used as an exclamatory. Barhah also has an abstract spiritual meaning for some zombies, meaning, loosely, "the spirit of the horde". Barhah is the reason and the means by which one unlives. This is exemplified by a quote from RRF leader Petrojsko's speech after the RRF's defeat at Caiger Mall: "The harmanz have shown us that they indeed can taste some small part of the Barhah that makes us great. In this, we can even claim a small victory"<br />
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'''Harrah!''' - Hurry!<br />
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'''Harmanz, ambraz Barhah!''' - ''Humans, embrace Barhah!'' Used by fundamentalists and propagandists to encourage humans to embrace their new (or impending) state of undeath and become true zombies, instead of mindless Mrh? cows.<br />
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'''Hanh zah nahm ah Ghaan!''' - ''In the name of Kane!'' Apparently, some zombies are former members of the Brotherhood of Nod. ''It would be more correctly said as "Ahn Ghaanz nahm," however this could be a dialectical representation.''<br />
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'''Habbah Zangzgabang!''' - Happy Thanksgiving! Zombies are known to enjoy this New World holiday by feasting on harmanz with granbarah zaarz (cranberry sauce).<br />
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'''Hab a habbah harrahaan''' - ''Have a Happy Halloween'' Our favorite time of the year, so we've got a rattle to suit.<br />
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'''Marrah Barhahmaz an marrah Barhannagah''' - Seasonal greetings given by zombies visiting your safehouse. It is an invitation to join in the winter holiday festivities. WARNING: Zombie festivities often include the celebratory consumption of human flesh. <br />
:'''Habbah Granzah''' is expected to be the equivalent of Happy Kwanzaa.<br />
:'''Marrah ghrazmaz an hra habbah na haarh!''' - Merry Christmas and a happy new year!<br />
:'''Bah-hambag''' - A show of dislike for holidays or holiday cheer, especially Christmas. Often accompanied by smashing seasonal [[decorations]].<br />
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'''Nah brabram''' - No problem. Ram zah barragaz? Nah brabram! <br />
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'''Zangz''' - Thanks! The standard zombie word meant to express appreciation. Sometimes used in coordinance with 'Nah Brabram' <br />
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'''Zarrah''' - "Sorry." Considered the polite thing to say if you (accidentally or otherwise) take a bite out of your fellow zed.<br />
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===Suburb Names===<br />
{{ZamgrhSuburbs}}<br />
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===Building Types===<br />
Building names begin with a root word for what the building is related to followed by ''barn'', the word for building. Thus, the literal translation would be ''root word-building'', although each refers to a specific type of building.<br />
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|-<br />
|-<br />
| Garhbarn<br />
| [[Auto Repair Shop]]<br />
| Garh<br />
| Car<br />
|-<br />
| Ghazhbarn<br />
| [[Bank]]<br />
| Ghazh<br />
| Cash<br />
|-<br />
| Barn<br />
| [[Barn]]<br />
| --<br />
| --<br />
|-<br />
| B!g-Brazzah-Barn<br />
| [[Big Brother House]]<br />
| B!g-Brazzah<br />
| Big brother<br />
|-<br />
| Barn<br />
| [[Building]]<br />
| --<br />
| --<br />
|-<br />
| G-zazbarn<br />
| [[Church]]<br />
| G-zaz<br />
| Jesus<br />
|-<br />
| Z!namabarn<br />
| [[Cinema]]<br />
| Z!nama<br />
| Cinema<br />
|-<br />
| Zahnzbarn<br />
| [[Club]]<br />
| Zahnz<br />
| Dance<br />
|-<br />
| Zzzzbarn<br />
| [[Dormitory]]<br />
| Zzzz<br />
| Sleep<br />
|-<br />
| Ganarazharhbarn<br />
| [[Factory]]<br />
| Ganarazharh<br />
| [[Generator]]<br />
|-<br />
| Barnbarn<br />
| [[Farmhouse]]<br />
| Barn<br />
| Barn<br />
|-<br />
| Agzbarn<br />
| [[Fire Station]]<br />
| Agz<br />
| [[Axe]]<br />
|-<br />
| Armahbarn<br />
| [[Fort]]<br />
| Armah<br />
| Army<br />
|-<br />
| Bagbarn<br />
| [[Hospital]]<br />
| Bag<br />
| Medical Bag<br />
|-<br />
| Zahrhbarn<br />
| [[Hotel]]<br />
| Zahrh<br />
| Tour<br />
|-<br />
| Garbahzbarn<br />
| [[Junkyard]]<br />
| Garbahz<br />
| Garbage<br />
|-<br />
| B!gbarn<br />
| [[Large Building]]<br />
| B!g<br />
| Big<br />
|-<br />
| Baagbarn<br />
| [[Library]]<br />
| Baag<br />
| [[Book]]<br />
|-<br />
| Marrh<br />
| [[Mall]]<br />
| --<br />
| --<br />
|-<br />
| Manzhanbarn<br />
| [[Mansion]]<br />
| Manzhan<br />
| Mansion<br />
|-<br />
| Zgabzahbarn<br />
| [[Museum]]<br />
| Zgabzah<br />
| Sculpture<br />
|-<br />
| Mrhbarn<br />
| [[Necrotech building]]<br />
| Mrh<br />
| Life<br />
|-<br />
| Nabarn<br />
| [[Empty Blocks|Open Land]]<br />
| Na<br />
| No<br />
|-<br />
| Bang-bangbarn<br />
| [[Police Station]]<br />
| Bang-bang<br />
| [[Firearms|Firearm]]<br />
|-<br />
| Abzarbbarn<br />
| [[Pub]]<br />
| Abzarb<br />
| To drink<br />
|-<br />
| Ra!rbarn<br />
| [[Railway Station]]<br />
| Ra!r<br />
| Rail<br />
|-<br />
| Bra!nbarn<br />
| [[School]]<br />
| Bra!n<br />
| Brain<br />
|-<br />
| Nagbarn<br />
| [[Stables]]<br />
| Nag<br />
| Horse<br />
|-<br />
| H!ghbarn<br />
| [[Tower]]<br />
| H!gh<br />
| High<br />
|-<br />
| Baghzbarn<br />
| [[Warehouse]]<br />
| Baghz<br />
| Box<br />
|}<br />
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===Art===<br />
At least a few zombie players have taken the time to occasionally rattle off multiple lines of seeming gibberish that, when viewed by somebody who latter sees the entire speech, will form a picture. The [[Minions of the Apocalypse]] pioneered this zombie art form, and it is unknown if it has spread outside that group.<br />
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===Time===<br />
One of the most useful bits of information a zombie could communicate is the TIME at which a group should "ram an zmazh barragagz". Strangely, there so far seems to be no lexicon for this, or even much effort to communicate such info. [[X:00]] group / tactics center around the concept of in game co-ordination of attack times, and may lead to development / use of such a lexicon. For now, here are some attempts at suggested phrases.<br />
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'''Zmazh barragagz !n an haar.''' - "Smash the barricades in an hour". This means the zombie hopes to incite a barricade attack one hour from the time stamp given with the spoken expression.<br />
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'''Zmazh barragagz !n!!! haar.''' "Smash the barricades in three hours". This means the zombie hopes to incite a barricade attack three hours from the time stamp given with the spoken expression.<br />
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'''Zmazh barragagz !n hab haar.''' - "Smash the barricades in half hour". This means the zombie hopes to incite a barricade attack 30 minutes from the time stamp given with the spoken expression.<br />
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===Miscellaneous=== <br />
Any words that fit in none of the previous categories, often silly expressions with no important meaning. <br />
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'''Aaah mah gaz''' - Oh my god. An expression of shock amongst the undead that they've been imitating from witnessing survivor usage while in their presence. Typically used in the presence of headshotters, or a large group of harmanz. an angry zombie says, "Hrah harh! Harman zaz, 'aaah mah gaz, ZAHMBAHZ!! Ran, RAN!' Zahmbahz brang gangbang, hraaah!" <br />
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'''Abba''' - A disturbing number of zombies seem to enjoy this group and its music.<br />
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'''Abragababra''' - A magic intonation, often uttered before attempting to smash down a heavily barricaded building. (See [[Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon/Zombie_Song_Lyrics#Abracadabra_-_The_Steve_Miller_Band|The Zombie Song Lyric Page]] entry) <br />
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'''Aga!n''' - Again.<br />
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'''Agrabah''' - The central location in the popular Disney film Aladdin. Agrabah's ruler is the Sultan The kingdom is constantly being rescued by its most famous residents Aladdin, Genie, Abu, Carpet, Iago and its very own Princess Jasmine. <br />
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'''Ahbgrag''' - Literally an upgrade, most often used to describe a change to the game.<br />
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'''Ahm rrahrh rrhnrrh...''' - Apparently it means 'I'm really lonely'. At least that's what the zombie who uttered it said when asked. Possibly a play off of the ol' zombie song "Zah Rahnrrh, ah zah rahnrrh".<br />
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'''Aman''' - "Amen". Used to indicate a prayer is completed, usually to Zombie Jesus, or "Zambah G-zaz".<br />
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'''Ammmm''' - Ummmm. Used when a thought oozes it's way through a decaying brain, but the zombie isn't sure what it is yet.<br />
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'''Anazarh''' - Another. "Argh! Annazarh bang bang man az haarh!"<br />
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'''Angrah''' - "Angry". As in "Mah zambah am an angrah zambah." Being angry or not rarely alters a zombie's propensity for violence (which is generally high), yet this word sees significant use when a zombie's plans go awry. <br />
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'''Argham''' - Arkham. Can refer to either the [[Old Arkham|Old]] or [[New Arkham|New]] variety.<br />
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'''Arghazzm''' - This one's rather obvious (Hint: It's Orgasm).<br />
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'''Arzhahm!''' - Awesome! An expression of the great wave of pleasure or satisfaction.<br />
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'''Az''' - As.<br />
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'''Azgaban''' - The third novel of J.K. Rowling's esteemed series is only just reaching Malton, for obvious reasons. You can find it at your local '''Baagbarn'''. The Zombese translation of the first book in the series, tentatively titled 'Harrah Baggah ahn za Zarzaraz Banana', is still pending.<br />
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'''Azz''' - Ass. Often used with "ram", "gangbang", or "gramma".<br />
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'''Azzbag''' - Cushion or seat. "Grab an azzbag" is said before a [[Broadway Zombies]] performance to tell the audience that it is time to sit down and enjoy the show.<br />
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'''Azzbangarh''' - (See [[#Azzgrabbarz|Azzgrabbarz]])<br />
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'''Azzgraahn''' - Assclown. Some revivers are annoyed when zombies chat with others while waiting at revive points, and call them names. Zombies think this is funny and taunt, "Harh Harh Harh! Mah zambah am ah azzgraahn!"<br />
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'''<span id="Azzgrabbarz">Azzgrabbarz<span>''' - Zombie culture isn't unnecessarily fond of homosexuality, however, ramming bananaz in living harmanz azz is typically considered an invitation to the realm of [[Barhah]]. With the roles reversed, it's considered a heinous crime for a necrophiliac to dare attempt to molest a zombie.<br />
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'''Baamarang''' - Boomerang. Beyond the weapon that returns, it may be advanced military tactics for zombies, essentially meaning "let's leave and come back when humans have repopulated."<br />
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'''Babah''' - Baby. A low-level player. Mostly refers to zambahz. Zambahz use the Feeding Drag skill to help nourish their babah brazzahz an zazzahz.<br />
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'''Bah bah bah, Barbrah Ahn!''' - It seems that some zombies have an appreciation of the Beach Boys song ''Barbara Ann'', as survivors have heard this phrase several times recently. (see [[Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon/Zombie_Song_Lyrics#Barbara_Ann_-_The_Beach_Boys|The Zombie Song Lyric Page]] entry) <br />
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'''Bahamaz''' - The Bahamas. A favorite vacation destination for zombies.<br />
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'''Bahrang...''' - Boring. Often uttered by those waiting for a revive with no humans in sight.<br />
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'''Bam-mahbam''' - Suicide. A compound word formed of the parts ''bam'' and ''mah''.<br />
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'''<span id="Banana">Banana</span>''' - There are many uses for this word, almost all of which are obscene. However, followers of [[Barhah]] consider the banana to be the holiest of fruits. <br />
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'''Bananarama''' - The act by which a zombie rams a banana is at least one orifice of a survivor.<br />
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'''Bananabra!n''' - Crazy, stupid, or silly. Serves as a generic insult of one's intelligence, much as ''retard'' does in English.<br />
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'''Bang arh Bra!nz''' - The zombie equivalent of the phrase ''Trick or treat''. It's often heard around Halloween.<br />
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'''Bang-mahbang''' - Masturbation. A compound word formed of the parts ''bang'' and ''mah''. Not to be confused with ''Bam-mahbam''.<br />
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'''<span id="Barbaga_zaarz">Barbaga zaarz</span>''' - Barbecue sauce! Even in the afterlife, zombies enjoy a topping for their foods other than human blood.<br />
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'''Barbara''' - They're coming to get you, Barbara!<br />
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'''Barbarh!an''' - A barbarian. Could mean a human who results to what may be considered savage acts, such as [[combat revival]], or a survivor who prefers the [[fire axe]] as a weapon.<br />
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'''Barg''' - Derived from ''bargarh''. Serves as a generic root word for eating. It can be used as the verb "to eat" or in a compound word such as '''hambargarz'''. It can also be used to mean a feast or banquet.<br />
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'''Barga!n''' - Bargain; Basically any harman inside a mall, especially one who dies shortly after the phase is used.<br />
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'''Barggrh''' - Compound word formed by ''barg'' (to eat) and ''grh'' (speech). This is the corresponding word for "feeding groan". ''Barggrharz'' becomes the imperative form.<br />
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'''Bargh''' - Barge. As in, entering a safehouse. <br />
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'''Bazzang''' - A general expression of defiance or joy. It is similar to the expressions "[[Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon#MG_Hammarh|can't touch this]]" or "come and get it".<br />
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'''Brabag''' - Breast. Not a zombies ultimate goal, but always a welcome addition to one's day.<br />
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'''Braaghbagh Maangan''' - Brokeback Mountain. (See [[Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon#Azzgrabbarz|Azzgrabbarz]])<br />
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'''Bragga''' - Bridge(game) some zombies prefer to spend their time keeping the few active brain cells they have in shape.<br />
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'''Bra!nz''' - Brains, sometimes food in general, and rarely survivors, when a zombie forgets the slightly less tasty parts.<br />
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'''Bran''' - Like brains but harder to digest. The food of choice for some elderly zombies. <br />
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'''Brang''' - Bring. "Zahmbahz, harmanz brang bargarz!" <br />
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'''Brazzahz''' - Literally brothers, but used to mean any fellow zombie, because zombies love each other on the same level as family. "Mah zahmbah brazzahz!" See also "zazzahz"<br />
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'''Gabba gabba BANG''' - The sound of a mouthy harman tripping over his own shotgun and shooting himself in the face. <br />
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'''Gabbann''' - God-damn. Sacreligious invective, used as an interjection or as an adjective to indicate that the speaker dislikes something, as in: "Grab zha Gabbann bang bang man!"<br />
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'''<span id="Gangbang">Gangbang</span>''' - Just like the English ''gangbang''. Means rape or complete victory, almost always while in a group.<br />
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'''Garbahz''' - Meaning garbage, is sometimes used to refer to the Caiger Mall Survivors, also DARIS. <br />
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'''Ghargarh Mahh''' - Caiger Mall. <br />
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'''Grab''' - Often used in a sexual manner, though with zombies now dragging wounded survivors out into the streets, this word has also been given new meaning. (See: [[Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon#Orders|Orders]])<br />
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'''Gramma''' - Grandma, short for Grandmother. Sometimes used as a show of respect towards elderly, female zombies, much like ''papa'' or ''granba''.<br />
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'''Grammar''' - Not to be confused with "gramma." Apparently a peculiarly large number of zombies are former high school English teachers.<br />
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'''Granba''' - Grandpa or Grandfather. "Zambahz grab granba nah gramma!"<br />
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'''Habbabaghamaz''' - "Hippopotamus". A zombie favorite at the zoo, possibly because the animal smells worse than the zombie.<br />
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'''Habbagambaz''' - "Hippocampus". One of the tastiest parts of brains, according to some zombie connoseurs.<br />
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'''Habbah hangrah''' - Happy hungry! The zombie version of 'bon appetit!' Growing usage as eat/eaten.<br />
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'''Haghz rh zambahz!''' - Precedes a "hug" (claw swipe) of greeting among friendly zambahz within certain [[RRF]] strike teams. <br />
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'''Harrararah''' - Hallelujah. As in, "Grarrah, grarrah harrararah"<br />
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'''Ham''' - Some zombies enjoy ham; may also be used to mean "him", as in "Bangbang man! Grab ham!" May also mean "home", as in "Harmanz barraghagz mah ham agan! Azzgrabarz!"<br />
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'''Hambagh Rar!b''' - Combat Revive. Not a popular tactic among barhah fundamentalists.<br />
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'''Hammarh''' - Hammer, alternative for zmazh. "Hammarh zah barragaz!" <br />
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'''Haarh''' - Here. "Bang bang manz haarh!"<br />
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'''Harmanbargarh''' - This is the rattle equivalent of "brains". The literal translation is meant to be "human hamburgers". <br />
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'''Harn''' - Phone, cell phone, radio transmitter, bullhorn. Literally "horn."<br />
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'''Hazzah''' - A typical zombie cheer for victory.<br />
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'''Harrarh''' - Horror. "Zah harrarh, zah harrarh!"<br />
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'''Mah Barhah brangz zah zambahz zaa zah bazaar'''- "My Barhah brings all the zombies to the mall" Used as a song or taunt.<br />
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'''Mah naggahz!''' - Relatively rare. Seemingly used when a zombie is attempting to rap.<br />
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'''Mahgang gaar''' - "Mating Call", specifically referring to a gang of [[Mrh Cows]] frantically mooing at a NT.<br />
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'''Mamba''' - When a zombie tears down the barricades to a club and finds themselves on the dancefloor, they typically have a preference of mamba dancing. Next to Michael Jackson's 'Thriller,' of course.<br />
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'''Marh b!mb hazz!''' - "More pimp hats." Some zombies like to encourage survivors to don stylish headwear.<br />
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'''Manbag''' - A handbag for men. After the apocalypse, most men don't care if they look girly if a piece of equipment is helpful to them. <br />
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'''<span id="Manbagz">Manbagz</span>''' - Not to be confused with "manbag", manbagz are a common zombie expression for the male genitalia. It is often paired with ''banana'' or ''grab''.<br />
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'''Mangah''' - Munch, as in "Zahmbahz mangah harman branz!" <br />
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'''Manham''' - See: "'''Azz'''" <br />
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'''Marharhahar''' - mother"''fricker''"<br />
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'''Marh''' - More, as in "Aaah mah gaz! Marh bang bang manz!".<br />
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'''Marrh Zahrh''' - Title of the [[Mall Tour]] official singalong song. <br />
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'''Mazzagrh''' - Massacre. "Harmanz mazzagrh mah brazzahz! Nah Am angrah!"<br />
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'''<span id="MG_Hammarh">MG Hammarh</span>''' - Often accompanied with a cry of "Ghahn zaghz zahz! (Can't touch this)"; translates directly to the great MC Hammer.<br />
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'''Mmm...''' - "Yum" or "Yummy" as in, "Harmanz branz arh mmm..."<br />
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'''N!ggah''' - Friend, or sometimes African. Unlike the English equivalent, it is not the least bit offensive or discriminatory, it's just standard language.<br />
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'''Nahg''' - Need, as in "Mah zambah nahgz marh bra!nz!". Usage can be with or without a pluralizing 'z'. Some zombies shun use of this word, preferring "maz hab" or, "must have" in place of "need".<br />
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'''Naz''' - Nice. "Mah zambah am an naz zambah. Mah zambah am ganna hag harman." ("I am a nice zombie. I am going to hug you.")<br />
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'''N!ngah''' - Ninja. With zombies, it refers to particularly stealthy or "znaagah" zombies. With survivors, it seems to refer to "trenchcoaters".<br />
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'''Rabah''' - Lover. As in ''mah zambah rabah''.<br />
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'''Rabbah''' - Rabbi. Not to be confused with ''rabah'' (see above)<br />
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'''Rabaz/Raghaz''' - to kick up a fuss (ruckus)<br />
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'''Rabazaman''' - revolution<br />
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'''Ragh''' - Right. Can be used as an affirmative, or as a negative, "nah ragh". Rarely used as a direction, as zombies prefer cardinal directions. This preference may be due to zombies not having a word for "left".<br />
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'''Ragnaragh''' - Zombie Ragnarok. The battle at the end of the zombie world where all zombies fight bravely and meet their destiny.<br />
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'''Rah nah''' - 'Right Now'. Can also be used to mean 'today', to counter 'zahmarrah'. <br />
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'''Rahg 'n Rahr''' - Rock and Roll<br />
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'''Ram''' - Self explanatory. Often used when giving an order to attack barricades, or harman azz.<br />
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'''Ram Ram''' - An invitation by a zombie for a survivor to say "Who's there?", to which the zombie will reply by making a joke or humorous statement about eating the survivor. The practice is similar to making knock-knock jokes.<br />
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'''Razz!a''' - raid, crackdown, round-up<br />
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'''Rh!bz''' - One of the tastiest parts of the harmanz.<br />
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'''Rrrrh Mrh''' - Revive Me <br />
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'''Zaghana''' - A rather crude term for a female reproductive organ. Commonly heard outside Nichols and Tynte Malls by zombies of the RRF.<br />
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'''Zahah''' - Uh-huh. <br />
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'''Zahmarrah''' - Tomorrow, tomorrow, we'll eat ya, tomorrow!<br />
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'''Zahnz''' - "Dance". Often seen as a command or a challenge to other zambahz, followed by flailing gesture dance moves. A favorite pastime of the RRF [[Gore Corps]], especially while at revive points. (See '''[[Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon/Thriller|Dance Routine]]) <br />
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'''Zahz''' - Says, as in '''Mah zambah zahz nah'''.<br />
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'''Zambargah''' - Zombarchy, i.e. a government of zombies. It should be noted that attempts to discuss politics with a zombie will most likely end in your brain being eaten.<br />
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'''Zamrhm''' - Poetry. Unknown as to whether this refers to all [[Poetry|poetry]] or just zombie poetry.<br />
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'''Zang''' Song. <br />
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'''Z!ng''' - To sing. Zombies tend to attempt this more than survivors, who see more success. Go figure.<br />
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'''Zargar''' - Zerger. Generally exclaimed when a zombie sees two similarly named characters next to each other in the room description or a known zerger. Will most likely be followed by the accused being taunted and eaten (See: '''Zargar Bargarz'''), and then a cheer (See: '''Hazzah''').<br />
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'''Zargar Bargarz''' - Zerger burgers. The result of two similarly named characters being discovered by a horde of zombies, along with a generous addition of toppings.<br />
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'''Zazzah''' - Literally sister, but used to mean any female zombie, because zombies love each other on the same level as family. It seems that even zombies have a concept of political correctness, and are often heard referring to their "zambah brazzahz ahn zazzahz".<br />
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'''Zbah''' - Spy.<br />
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'''Zbam''' - Spam.<br />
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'''Zgaarah''' - Scary. <br />
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'''Zhaar''' - Share. When they needn't the XP, zombies often selflessly donate a dying survivors to the babahz.<br />
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'''Zhabbang''' - Shopping. Often a reference to a mall assault, and less often with needed "zhabbang bagz".<br />
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'''Zhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!!''' - A zombie's cry of anguish. Typically accompanied with arms raised to the sky and head tilted back. Also seen as ''Ghhhaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!!!!!!''<br />
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'''Zharam''' - Serum. The contents of a revivification syringe.<br />
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'''Zharazahra''' - Territory. zombies are very particular about who comes on their turf. Expect lots of ramming, bananas, and azz, not necessarily in that order if they "grab" you on it.<br />
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'''Zmargazbarg''' - Smorgasbord. A feast in which harmanz are the main course. Usually uttered in delight after breaking into a safe house filled with babah (newbie) harmanz. Note the appropriate usage of the suffix "Barg."<br />
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'''Zmazh''' - Smash. Alternative for ram, and hammarh. Used less for barricades and more for survivors or even establishments. ''Zmazh Marzan!''<br />
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'''Znaagah''' - Sneaky. "Znaagah harmanz barragagz zah haz an ranz."<br />
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'''Zzzz''' - Sleeping or swaying. May be used as a way of saying (s)he's about to run out of Action Points.<br />
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==Verb Conjugation== <br />
Given the limits of the Zombie vocabulary, most verbs maintain a single form throughout all tenses and numbers of persons. Detail concerning the time and performer or recipient of an action can therefore often be discovered only by careful attention to context. The chart below gives an example of this tendency of the language of the walking dead.<br />
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{| border="1" align="center" <br />
|+'''Typical Death Rattle Verb Conjugation''' <br />
!width="25%" align="center"|Verb Tense <br />
!width="20%" align="center"|Conjugation <br />
!width="25%" align="center"|Death Rattle Example <br />
!width="25%" align="center"|Translation<br />
|-<br />
| Past Simple<br />
| haz ''+ verb'' <br />
| "Ah haz ran ahn Ragrabang." <br />
| "I went to Ridleybank."<br />
|- <br />
| Present<br />
| ''verb''<br />
| "Ah ran ahn Ragrabang."<br />
| "I go to Ridleybank."<br />
|- <br />
|Future Simple<br />
| ganna ''+ verb''<br />
|"Mah zambah ganna ran ahn Ragrabang."<br />
|"I will go to Ridleybank."<br />
|}<br />
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===Treatise on Zombie Grammar===<br />
Enterprising linguists here in Malton have produced a body of work, a treatise on Zombie Grammar, which can be found here: [[Zamgrh]]. For the more enterprising students of Zombese, this will prove an invaluable tool.<br />
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== See Also == <br />
*[[Zombie Speech Translators]]<br />
*[[R!ahn G!ng at the Zoo]]<br />
*[[Wolfgang Puck's Address to the Quartly Library]]<br />
*[[Texts|Database of Texts]]<br />
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[[Category:Zamgrh]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UD_Fark/Zeds&diff=1985604UD Fark/Zeds2012-03-05T20:46:04Z<p>Moose Hole: /* Roster */</p>
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<div>*[[UD Fark|UD Fark Home]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Survivors|Jump to UD Fark Survivors]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Zeds/Halp|Halp]]<br />
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== Group ==<br />
ZombieFark<br />
== Home Base ==<br />
[[The Musgrove Arms]] in [[Spicer Hills]]<br />
== Roster ==<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1326626 alphabravo42](Alphabravo42)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008334 BarryBrains](RandomInterrupt)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1105882 Blue Palasky](biggaryk)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1005398 bmckenna](bmckenna)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2014217 Cody Grimm Reaper](Hokied)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2016207 deadgopher](scytale)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1781582 Dr Hurl]<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1206421 Ephraim Waite](Kahiel)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008892 EViLTrE](EViL0nE)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007227 Frank Zombonie](Linden16)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2011317 idsfa](idsfa)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007597 Moooose Hoole]([[User:Moose Hole|Moose Hole]])<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007750 OscarFoxtrot](Foxtrot Oscar)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2009535 ratdeadbeach] ([[User:Beachrat|Beachrat]])<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008989 Spanky The Zombie](Spanky22)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1363656 SuperRotter]<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1106838 TheDeadMike1983](thebigmike1983)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=897808 Vigoda](Recockulous)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2010392 wargabl](spleen63)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2009360 Zombeonaut](Ayreonaut)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=929258 Zombleak](Bleak Outlook)<br />
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[[Category:Zombie Groups|ZombieFark]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Club_Balchin&diff=1983450Club Balchin2012-02-23T13:46:52Z<p>Moose Hole: /* History */</p>
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{{Locationblock|<br />
suburb=South Blythville|<br />
coordinates=25, 79|<br />
NW_location=[[Bastable Alley (South Blythville)|Bastable Alley]]|NW_color=Street|<br />
N_location=[[Fearey Avenue]]|N_color=Street|<br />
NE_location=[[Matcham Way]]|NE_color=Street|<br />
W_location=[[Wasteland 24,79|wasteland]]|W_color=Wasteland|<br />
This_location=Club Balchin|location_color=Club|<br />
location_type=Club|<br />
E_location=[[Nurton Avenue]]|E_color=Street|<br />
SW_location=[[Warehouse 24,80|a warehouse]]<br /><small>([[Lockettside]])</small>|SW_color=Warehouse|<br />
S_location=[[Junkyard 25,80|a junkyard]]<br /><small>([[Lockettside]])</small>|S_color=Junkyard|<br />
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==Club Balchin==<br />
===Description===<br />
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===History===<br />
Before the invasion, this club was the site of a women's education center. Classes were offered in subjects such as Cigar Smoking, Lollipop licking, and Ice Cream Cone polishing.<br />
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===Barricade Policy===<br />
According to the South Blythville Barricade Plan, this building should be kept at Extremely Heavily Barricaded (EHB) at all times.<br />
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===Current Status===<br />
April 12/2009 -- "Christ but the sight still gives me a turn no matter how many times I see it. I was so tired ... made me complacent when I saw the lights on inside and I rushed like a lamb into the slaughterhouse. Stupid. Stupid. Doors wide open and seven zeds inside all slowly rocking back and forth to the music of the guttering generator, the carnage and filth of the former survivors inside dripping from their bodies. God, what a loss ... there was a radio transmitter too, but I'm sure the zeds will make quick work of it all. Stay the hell away from here if you value your lives, kids."<br />
--[[User:Iris Faust|Iris Faust]] 06:52, 12 April 2009 (BST)<br />
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October 4, 2007 -- the Club is powered and there is a radio transmitting on 27.94. --[[User:Avalon01|Avalon01]] 15:52, 4 October 2007 (BST)<br />
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[[Category:Clubs|Balchin]]<br />
[[Category:South Blythville]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UD_Fark/Zeds&diff=1983325UD Fark/Zeds2012-02-22T18:37:13Z<p>Moose Hole: /* Roster */</p>
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<div>*[[UD Fark|UD Fark Home]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Survivors|Jump to UD Fark Survivors]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Zeds/Halp|Halp]]<br />
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== Group ==<br />
ZombieFark<br />
== Home Base ==<br />
[[The Musgrove Arms]] in [[Spicer Hills]]<br />
== Roster ==<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1326626 alphabravo42](Alphabravo42)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008334 BarryBrains](RandomInterrupt)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1105882 Blue Palasky](biggaryk)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1005398 bmckenna](bmckenna)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2014217 Cody Grimm Reaper](Hokied)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1781582 Dr Hurl]<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1206421 Ephraim Waite](Kahiel)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008892 EViLTrE](EViL0nE)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007227 Frank Zombonie](Linden16)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2011317 idsfa](idsfa)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007597 Moooose Hoole]([[User:Moose Hole|Moose Hole]])<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007750 OscarFoxtrot](Foxtrot Oscar)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2009535 ratdeadbeach] ([[User:Beachrat|Beachrat]])<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008989 Spanky The Zombie](Spanky22)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1363656 SuperRotter]<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1106838 TheDeadMike1983](thebigmike1983)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=897808 Vigoda](Recockulous)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2010392 wargabl](spleen63)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2009360 Zombeonaut](Ayreonaut)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=929258 Zombleak](Bleak Outlook)<br />
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[[Category:Zombie Groups|ZombieFark]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UD_Fark/Zeds&diff=1983185UD Fark/Zeds2012-02-21T21:09:48Z<p>Moose Hole: /* Roster */</p>
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<div>*[[UD Fark|UD Fark Home]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Survivors|Jump to UD Fark Survivors]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Zeds/Halp|Halp]]<br />
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== Group ==<br />
ZombieFark<br />
== Home Base ==<br />
[[The Musgrove Arms]] in [[Spicer Hills]]<br />
== Roster ==<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1326626 alphabravo42](Alphabravo42)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008334 BarryBrains](RandomInterrupt)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1105882 Blue Palasky](biggaryk)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1005398 bmckenna](bmckenna)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1781582 Dr Hurl]<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1206421 Ephraim Waite](Kahiel)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008892 EViLTrE](EViL0nE)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007227 Frank Zombonie](Linden16)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2011317 idsfa](idsfa)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007597 Moooose Hoole]([[User:Moose Hole|Moose Hole]])<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007750 OscarFoxtrot](Foxtrot Oscar)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2009535 ratdeadbeach] ([[User:Beachrat|Beachrat]])<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008989 Spanky The Zombie](Spanky22)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1363656 SuperRotter]<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1106838 TheDeadMike1983](thebigmike1983)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=897808 Vigoda](Recockulous)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2010392 wargabl](spleen63)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2009360 Zombeonaut](Ayreonaut)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=929258 Zombleak](Bleak Outlook)<br />
<br />
[[Category:Zombie Groups|ZombieFark]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Talk:StarCake_Faction&diff=1983117Talk:StarCake Faction2012-02-21T14:12:25Z<p>Moose Hole: /* Group Status */</p>
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<div>== Group Status ==<br />
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Okay, so I'm '''REALLY''' getting tired of being asked to confirm this, that or the other. '''YES!! The StarCake Faction is an active group.''' I'm sorry that most of us have lives outside the game/wiki and cannot devote our entire attention 24/7/365 to UD. We understand the need for cleaning up the wikki, in fact we encourage it. So basically stop bothering us if we're active or not, we're putting this statement at the top of the talk page for all to see, so you don't need to ask. If we ever decide to stop playing; trust us we'll let you know.<br />
Thanks!!--[[User:DrWAYCool|DrWAYCool]] 17:09, 20 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
:7 and 365 both refer to an amount of days, so it's not a very good expression.--[[User:Moose Hole|Moose Hole]] 14:12, 21 February 2012 (UTC)<br />
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== Revive Point [94, 71] ==<br />
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Are you still running the [[Revive Point]] located at [[Carpark 94,71|a carpark]] in [[Penny Heights]]? It has been taken off the active list. --[[User:Lufio|The Masked Lurker]] 14:12, 13 March 2008 (UTC)<br />
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The SCF revive point is still maintained, but not at the frequency of some of the other revive points in the suburb. It's mainly for Faction members, but we don't mind reviving other survivors when we have the resources. --[[User:MegatonToaster|Albert Braddock]]<br />
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== [[The Great Suburb Group Massacre]] ==<br />
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{{Template:Group Active?}}<br />
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Currently the suburb in question is [[Penny Heights]] but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 20:46, 18 July 2008 (BST)<br />
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{{Template:Group Active!}} --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 20:40, 4 August 2008 (BST)<br />
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== Your page ==<br />
I enjoy it, that is all --[[User:Ottotorrens|Ottotorrens]] 14:52, 20 October 2008 (BST)<br />
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== [[The Great Radio Group Massacre]] ==<br />
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{{Radio Active?}}<br />
Hi there, folks. I know this may seem a rather strange request, but it's for all groups, regardless of size, to help keep the wiki up to date. Are you still active and using the frequency? --[[User:Jen|Jen]] 01:50, 15 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
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{{Template:Group Active!}}<br />
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--{{User:Linkthewindow/Sig}} 04:10, 29 December 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009 ==<br />
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{{Group Active!}}<br />
I'm inquiring as to whether your group is still active in Penny Heights. Thanks! --[[User:Lois Millard|Lois Millard]] 20:51, 13 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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Yes, Jesus, didn't we just have one of these? --[[User:DrWAYCool|DrWAYCool]] 17:08, 20 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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:Thanks for your response. Oh, and despite the rumors to the contrary, I am NOT Jesus. (but thanks for the compliment! *grins*)--{{User:Lois_Millard/sig}} 18:18, 20 February 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== HA! ==<br />
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Neener neener! My [[Extremely Vengeful and Irksome Laymen/KOS List|KOS List]] is Better!!! [[Extremely Vengeful and Irksome Laymen/KOS List/Penny Heights|Click here to see where you are!!!]] -[[User:Poodle of doom|Poodle of doom]] 03:27, 17 September 2009 (BST)<br />
<br>{{Scared}}<br />
:We look forward to the challenge! -[[User:Poodle of doom|Poodle of doom]] 00:08, 19 September 2009 (BST)<br />
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==[[The Great Suburb Group Massacre/2010|GSGM-10]]==<br />
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===Help===<br />
The Whole Area Around The Creedy Building has fallen every one is dead and is looking for a revive at Churchous Avenue if you guys could help us out it would be appreciated.<br />
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{{Group Active!}}<br />
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== Is your Radio frequency still in use? ==<br />
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{{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sandpit/9/radioactive}}<br />
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I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience or it seems relatively stupid when put into context of your group, but it is our interest to treat all groups on the same level when doing these purges. A reply within 2 weeks will be greatly appreciated. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 12:53, 25 August 2010 (BST)<br />
:No response has been made in 2 weeks, and as such, your group will be removed from the list. If you come back at a later date and would like to reserve this frequency again, just place it back onto the available frequency of your choice. Thank you. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/l}} 13:34, 8 September 2010 (BST)<br />
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==[[The Great Suburb Group Massacre/2011]]==<br />
{{Inactivelist}}<br />
--{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 19:55, 24 January 2011 (UTC)<br />
:14 days have pass. No response was given. This group will now be removed from all suburb listings they were on. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 00:53, 8 February 2011 (UTC)</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Club_Balchin&diff=1982968Club Balchin2012-02-20T15:14:50Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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{{Locationblock|<br />
suburb=South Blythville|<br />
coordinates=25, 79|<br />
NW_location=[[Bastable Alley (South Blythville)|Bastable Alley]]|NW_color=Street|<br />
N_location=[[Fearey Avenue]]|N_color=Street|<br />
NE_location=[[Matcham Way]]|NE_color=Street|<br />
W_location=[[Wasteland 24,79|wasteland]]|W_color=Wasteland|<br />
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location_type=Club|<br />
E_location=[[Nurton Avenue]]|E_color=Street|<br />
SW_location=[[Warehouse 24,80|a warehouse]]<br /><small>([[Lockettside]])</small>|SW_color=Warehouse|<br />
S_location=[[Junkyard 25,80|a junkyard]]<br /><small>([[Lockettside]])</small>|S_color=Junkyard|<br />
SE_location=[[the Doran Arms]]<br /><small>([[Lockettside]])</small>|SE_color=Arms|}}<br />
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==Club Balchin==<br />
===Description===<br />
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===History===<br />
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===Barricade Policy===<br />
According to the South Blythville Barricade Plan, this building should be kept at Extremely Heavily Barricaded (EHB) at all times.<br />
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===Current Status===<br />
April 12/2009 -- "Christ but the sight still gives me a turn no matter how many times I see it. I was so tired ... made me complacent when I saw the lights on inside and I rushed like a lamb into the slaughterhouse. Stupid. Stupid. Doors wide open and seven zeds inside all slowly rocking back and forth to the music of the guttering generator, the carnage and filth of the former survivors inside dripping from their bodies. God, what a loss ... there was a radio transmitter too, but I'm sure the zeds will make quick work of it all. Stay the hell away from here if you value your lives, kids."<br />
--[[User:Iris Faust|Iris Faust]] 06:52, 12 April 2009 (BST)<br />
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October 4, 2007 -- the Club is powered and there is a radio transmitting on 27.94. --[[User:Avalon01|Avalon01]] 15:52, 4 October 2007 (BST)<br />
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[[Category:Clubs|Balchin]]<br />
[[Category:South Blythville]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Amusing_Locations_in_Malton&diff=1982967Amusing Locations in Malton2012-02-20T15:13:58Z<p>Moose Hole: /* Sexual Acts */</p>
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<font size=20>M</font>alton is home to a variety of locations often visited by locals and tourists alike for their amusing titles. These sites are all around the city and prior to the outbreak a favorite pastime of scavenger hunters and tourists was to race to visit the whole set. Unfortunately the records entailing the complete list of all humorous sites was destroyed in the [[Great Fire of 1912]]. Of course due to the hilarity of the list it was promptly rewritten, only to be digested by zeds during the early outbreaks of the infestation. Since this time the residents of Malton have gone without laughter in their lives. However, this list, spawned from the minds of the famous group [[2 Cool]], aims to once again create a complete chronicle of Amusing Locations in Malton, add interesting and amusing descriptions and histories to stub locations, and once more bring smiles to Malton's faces.<br />
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'''Before making an addition to the list, suggest the location under the "New Location Ideas" section on the talk page.''' When adding a location to the list please help out by adding the Amusing Location template (type "{{tl|Amusing Location}}") to the top of the location's wiki page or section and also writing a brief (or detailed) description and history of the location. It is highly recommended one visits the location in question (in game or on the wiki) and checks out the area and local groups to get ideas for a description and history, and to find out the barricade policy for the location (if applicable).<br />
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*Locations written in normal font are stubs.<br />
*''On the other hand, locations written in italics have a description but are not maxor lolcats.''<br />
*'''Locations (or as we like to call them, ''lol''cations) written in bold have amusing descriptions and are well worth a casual peruse.'''<br />
*Entries marked with a star ([[Image:Featured Star.png]]) are current or ex-featured articles, and are the cream of the proverbial crop.<br />
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{| align="right"<br />
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*''[[The_Chubb_Monument#The_Chubb_Monument|The Chubb Monument]]'' in [[Peppardville]]<br />
*''[[Club Hardyman]]'' in [[Pescodside]]<br />
*[[Club Meatyard]] in [[Rhodenbank]]<br />
*'''[[Dix Place]]''' in [[Tapton]]<br />
*''[[Dix Row]]'' in [[Dix Row (Stanbury Village)|Stanbury Village]] and ''[[Dix Row|Wykewood]]''<br />
*[[Greatwood Road]] in [[Greatwood Road (Grigg Heights)|Grigg Heights]] and [[Greatwood Road (Pitneybank)|Pitneybank]]<br />
*'''[[Hardstaff Bank]]''' in [[West Becktown]]<br />
*[[Hardstaff Way]] in [[Mornington]]<br />
*'''[[Hardyman Library]]''' in [[Jensentown]]<br />
*[[The Longman Building]] in [[Shore Hills]]<br />
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[The Longman Monument]]''' in [[West Boundwood]]<br />
*[[Longmate Plaza]] in [[Paynterton]]<br />
*[[The Longstaff Building]] in [[Fryerbank]]<br />
*[[The Membery Arms]] in [[Barrville]]<br />
*[[Smallwood Cinema]] in [[South Blythville]]<br />
*[[Smallwood Crescent School]] in [[Jensentown]]<br />
*[[Smallwood Plaza]] in [[Owsleybank]]<br />
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[[Image:Clubcockerblink.gif|right]]<br />
[[Image:403242625 7caa64a39f o.jpg|thumb|right|One of the many photos bystanders have taken whilst standing and looking up in awe of [[the Mycock Building|Mycock]].]]<br />
[[image:Coxon auto.jpg|thumb|300px|right|[[Coxon Auto Repair]]]]<br />
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===Cock Locations===<br />
*[[The Alcock Building]] in [[Dentonside]]<br />
*''[[Club Cocker]]'' in [[Dulston]]<br />
*''[[Cockayne Grove Police Department]]'' in [[Wyke Hills]]<br />
*''[[Cockburn Plaza Railway Station]]'' in [[Old Arkham]]<br />
*''[[The Cocker Museum]]'' in [[Randallbank]]<br />
*''[[Cockle Cinema]]'' in [[Mockridge Heights]]<br />
*[[Hiscock Alley]] in [[Lamport Hills]]<br />
*[[the Hiscock Arms]] in [[Galbraith Hills]]<br />
*[[Hiscock Walk]] in [[Judgewood]]<br />
*[[The Hitchcock Building]] in [[Millen Hills]]<br />
*'''[[Laycock Grove]]''' in [[Ketchelbank]]<br />
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[The Mycock Building]]''' in [[Mockridge Heights]]<br />
*[[Tancock Park|''Tancock Park'']] in [[Mockridge Heights]]<br />
<br />
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<br />
==Other Body Parts==<br />
<br />
*[[The Boobyer Building]] in [[Tapton]] [[Image:Butt Rd Railway Stn.jpg|thumb|250px|right|[[Butt Road Railway Station]]]]<br />
*[[Boobyer Walk]] in [[Chancelwood]]<br />
*[[The Bowell Museum]] in [[Chudleyton]] and [[Dentonside]]<br />
*[[Box Plaza]] in [[Earletown]]<br />
*[[The Butland Arms|'''The Butland Arms''']] in [[Galbraith Hills]]<br />
*[[Butt Boulevard]] in [[Gulsonside]]<br />
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Butt Road Railway Station]]''' in [[Darvall Heights]]<br />
*[[Caunt Lane]] in [[West Grayside]] and [[Dunningwood]]<br />
*[[Caunt Street Police Department]] in [[Vinetown]]<br />
*[[Clitsome Square]] in [[Vinetown]]<br />
*'''[[Club Vagg]]''' in [[Eastonwood]]<br />
*[[The Gooch Building]] in [[Wray Heights]]<br />
*[[Hyman Street]] in [[Paynterton]]<br />
*[[The Legg Museum]] in [[Shuttlebank]]<br />
*[[Nutt Avenue]] in [[Lamport Hills]]<br />
*[[The Portass Museum]] in [[Brooke Hills]]<br />
*'''[[Tite Way School]]''' in [[Miltown]]<br />
*[[Vagg Road]] in [[Shuttlebank]]<br />
<br />
==Sexuality==<br />
{| align="right"<br />
|- valign="top"<br />
| [[Image:Backholer museum.jpg|thumb|205px|right|[[The Backholer Museum]]]] || [[Image:Gay Avenue.jpg|thumb|275px|right|[[Gay Avenue]]]]<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
*'''[[Gay Avenue]]''' in [[Shearbank]]<br />
*'''[[Dike Avenue]]''' in [[Jensentown]]<br />
*''[[Club Gaze]]'' in [[West Boundwood]]<br />
*[[Gaze Library]] in [[Barrville]]<br />
*'''[[Club Backholer]]''' in [[West Boundwood]]<br />
*[[The Backholer Museum]] in [[Pescodside]]<br />
*[[Gaye Towers#Gaye Towers|Gaye Towers]] in [[Shore Hills]]<br />
*[[Dike Lane]] in [[Gulsonside]]<br />
*[[Gaywood Auto Repair]] in [[West Grayside]]<br />
*[[The Dike Building]] in [[Kempsterbank]]<br />
*[[Club Gayler]] in [[Jensentown]]<br />
*[[Gayler Library]] in [[Crowbank]]<br />
*''[[The Bissex Monument]]'' in [[Paynterton]]<br />
*[[Club Quier]] in [[Spicer Hills]]<br />
*[[Clapp Lane]] in [[Nixbank]]<br />
<br />
==Sexual Acts==<br />
{| align="right"<br />
|- valign="top"<br />
| [[Image:Raper Plaza.jpg|thumb|350px|right|A zombie swaying slightly at [[Raper Plaza]]]] || [[Image:The Buckoke Building.png|thumb|225px|right|[[the Buckoke Building]]]]<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Fluck Library]]''' in [[Hollomstown]]<br />
*'''[[Mounter Cinema]]''' in [[Quarlesbank]]<br />
*[[The Mounter Arms]] in [[Gibsonton]]<br />
*[[Cummins Alley Police Department]] in [[Pennville]]<br />
*[[Lay Road Police Department]] in [[Mockridge Heights]]<br />
*[[Club Cummings]] in [[Shackleville]]<br />
*[[Cummings Bank]] in [[Scarletwood]]<br />
*[[Club Balchin]] in [[South Blythville]]<br />
*'''[[The Loader Motel]]''' in [[Mockridge Heights]]<br />
*'''[[Club Head]]''' in [[Crowbank]]<br />
*[[Headland Street Fire Station]] in [[Pescodside]]<br />
*[[Headland Street]] in [[Buttonville]]<br />
*''[[The Buckoke Building]]'' in [[Pennville]]<br />
*'''[[Tutcher Place]]''' in [[Tapton]]<br />
*'''[[Raper Plaza]]''' in [[Pitneybank]]<br />
*'''[[Swallow Lane Police Department]]''' in [[Brooke Hills]]<br />
*[[Came Place]] in [[Shore Hills]]<br />
*[[Dickin Park]] in [[Old Arkham]]<br />
*[[The Dickin Building]] in [[Pashenton]]<br />
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Dickinson Square School]]''' in [[Lukinswood]]<br />
*[[Dickason Towers]] in [[Jensentown]]<br />
*'''[[Hooker Bank]]''' in [[Houldenbank]]<br />
*'''[[The Seaman Museum]]''' in [[Nixbank]]<br />
*[[Seaman Boulevard]] in [[Seaman Boulevard (Greentown)|Greentown]] and [[Seaman Boulevard (Old Arkham)|Old Arkham]]<br />
*[[The Hickey Building]] in [[Wray Heights]]<br />
*[[Hickey Square]] in [[Shackleville]]<br />
*[[Bone Towers]] in [[Dartside]]<br />
*[[Fooks Alley]] in [[Earletown]]<br />
*[[The Horwill Hotel]] in [[Crowbank]]<br />
<br />
==Insults==<br />
<br />
*'''[[Bastard Street]]''' in [[Raines Hills]]<br />
*[[Freake Avenue]] in [[Jensentown]]<br />
*[[Freake Grove]] in [[Jensentown]]<br />
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Douch Street]]''' in [[Paynterton]] [[Image:Stret3.JPG|200px|right]]<br />
*'''[[The Douch Arms]]''' in [[Dunningwood]]<br />
*[[The Doutch Museum]] in [[Fryerbank]]<br />
*[[Doutch Towers]] in [[Ketchelbank]]<br />
*[[Silly Grove]] in [[Williamsville]]<br />
*[[Silley Park]] in [[Darvall Heights]]<br />
*'''[[Hedbitch Row Railway Station]]''' in [[Fryerbank]]<br />
*[[Coward Cinema]] in [[Pimbank]]<br />
*[[Twitt Plaza]] in [[Edgecombe]]<br />
*[[Twitt Row Police Department]] in [[Brooke Hills]]<br />
*'''[[Hussey Lane]]''' in [[Edgecombe]] and [[Heytown]]<br />
*[[The Hussey Monument]] in [[West Becktown]]<br />
*'''[[The Burne Motel]]''' in [[Gibsonton]]<br />
*[[The Spong Building]] in [[Osmondville]]<br />
*[[Club Bratt]] in [[New Arkham]]<br />
*[[The Podger Hotel]] in [[Edgecombe]]<br />
*[[The Podger Building]] in [[Gulsonside]]<br />
*''[[The Swears Museum]]'' in [[Huntley Heights]]<br />
*[[Pownall Street School]] in [[Fryerbank]]<br />
<br />
==Word Play==<br />
*[[Leigh Way]] in [[Havercroft]] [[Image:Club Mold.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The side view of [[Club Mold]]]]<br />
*[[Board Walk]] in [[Jensentown]]<br />
*[[Cake Walk]] in [[Roftwood]]<br />
*[[Say Square]] in [[Brooke Hills]]<br />
*''[[Club Mold]]'' in [[Dulston]]<br />
*'''[[The Roche Hotel]]''' in [[Whittenside]]<br />
*[[Roachtown]] in [[Malton]]<br />
*[[Broke Bank]] in [[Rolt Heights]]<br />
*'''[[The Every Building]]''' in [[West Boundwood]]<br />
*[[Borrows Bank]] in [[West Boundwood]]<br />
*[[St. Holy's Church]] in [[Greentown]], [[Gulsonside]] and [[Starlingtown]]<br />
*[[Club Single]] in [[Osmondville]]<br />
*[[Ford Drive]] in [[Houldenbank]]<br />
*''[[Heming Way]]'' in [[Dunell Hills]]<br />
*[[Church Bank]] in [[Old Arkham]]<br />
*[[Bythesea Auto Repair]] in [[West Grayside]]<br />
*[[Side Alley]] in [[Dunell Hills]]<br />
*''[[Blight Park]]'' in '''[[Blight_Park_%28Crowbank%29#Blight_Park|Crowbank]]''' and ''[[Blight Park (Dunell Hills)|Dunell Hills]]''<br />
*''[[Burn Towers]]'' in [[Danversbank]]<br />
*[[The Hellyer Building]] in [[Brooke Hills]] and [[Owsleybank]]<br />
*[[Gambling Place]] in [[Pashenton]]<br />
*''[[The Bigg Building]]'' in [[Hollomstown]]<br />
*''[[The Leggetter Motel]]'' in [[Crowbank]]<br />
<br />
==Bizarre-sounding==<br />
''For places that have strange-sounding names. (eg. the word itself is weird). Or, the name in its entirety is significant (eg. there's alliteration or some other poetic device)''.<br />
<br />
*[[Blobole Park]] in [[Pegton]]<br />
*[[Dancey Towers]] in [[Judgewood]]<br />
*''[[Blandy Lane]]'' in [[Earletown]]<br />
*''[[Shapr Boulevard Police Department]]'' in [[Dartside]]<br />
*''[[Club Sroud]]'' in [[Kinch Heights]]<br />
*[[The Manly Motel]] in [[Roachtown]]<br />
*[[Club Mothersele]] in [[Ketchelbank]]<br />
*''[[The Cholmondeley Hotel]]'' in [[Shuttlebank]]<br />
*[[The Cholmondeley Building]] in [[Penny Heights]]<br />
*'''[[Hogyson Place]]''' in [[Miltown]]<br />
*[[The Godolphin Building]] in [[Yagoton]]<br />
*[[Godolphin Drive]] in [[Osmondville]]<br />
*[[Power Towers]] in [[Tollyton]]<br />
*[[Wawer Way]] in [[Richmond Hills]]<br />
*[[Fyfhyde Plaza]] in [[Foulkes Village]]<br />
*[[Club Polkinghorne]] in [[Randallbank]]<br />
<br />
==Just Plain Bizarre==<br />
''Basically uncategorised amusing names''<br />
[[Image:Goodenough Boulevard.jpg|thumb|250px|right|A sign on [[Goodenough Boulevard]]]]<br />
[[Image:Norris bank.JPG|thumb|275px|right|[[Norris Bank]] facade. Chuck Norris guards the entrance with a watchful eye.]]<br />
<br />
*''[[The Badman Building]]'' in [[West Boundwood]]<br />
*''[[Badman Cinema]]'' in [[Molebank]]<br />
*[[Boyland Bank]] in [[Mockridge Heights]]<br />
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Chitty Cinema]]''' in [[Quarlesbank]]<br />
*[[The Chitty Hotel]] in [[Dakerstown]]<br />
*''[[Chitty Walk]]'' in [[East Boundwood]]<br />
*[[Whitehead Park]] in [[Edgecombe]]<br />
*[[Horditch Auto Repair]] in [[Old Arkham]]<br />
*[[Horditch Lane]] in [[Ruddlebank]]<br />
*[[Horditch Road]] in [[North Blythville]]<br />
*[[The Axworthy Hotel]] in [[Havercroft]]<br />
*[[Axworthy Square]] in [[Stanbury Village]]<br />
*[[Goodenough Boulevard]] in [[West Grayside]]<br />
*''[[Club Goodenough]]'' in [[Shackleville]]<br />
*[[Getsom Drive Fire Station]] in [[Ketchelbank]]<br />
*[[the Whatmore Building]] in [[Yagoton]]<br />
*[[Lovering Avenue]] in [[Tollyton]]<br />
*''[[The Lovering Monument]]'' in [[Kinch Heights]]<br />
*[[The Doubting Building]] in [[Crowbank]]<br />
*'''[[Gotobed Library]]''' in [[Chancelwood]]<br />
*''[[The Kitchen Monument]]'' in [[Kempsterbank]]<br />
*[[Craze Towers]] in [[Spicer Hills]]<br />
*[[Godsland Street School]] in [[Dunell Hills]]<br />
*[[Broadbelt Grove Police Department]] in [[Dunell Hills]]<br />
*'''[[Wooman Towers]]''' in [[Wyke Hills]]<br />
*[[Wooman Boulevard]] in [[Dunningwood]]<br />
*[[Wooman Avenue Railway Station]] in [[Shuttlebank]]<br />
*''[[The Ha Monument]]'' in [[Huntley Heights]]<br />
*'''[[The Horner Monument]]''' in [[Huntley Heights]]<br />
*[[Horner Avenue School]] in [[North Blythville]]<br />
*[[Lillycrap Street]] in [[Lerwill Heights]]<br />
*''[[Beer Place School]]'' in [[Santlerville]] and [[Crowbank]]<br />
*[[The Beer Building]] in [[Lockettside]]<br />
*[[Tickle Row]] in [[Brooksville]]<br />
*'''[[The Elton Museum]]''' in [[Hollomstown]]<br />
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] (Chuck) '''[[Norris Bank]]''' in [[Shuttlebank]]<br />
*'''[[The Fowle Museum]]''' in [[West Boundwood]]<br />
*'''[[Crabbe Bank]]''' in [[Wykewood]]<br />
*[[Lolley Library]] in [[Dunell Hills]]<br />
*(Winona) [[Ryder Plaza]] in [[Dunningwood]]<br />
*''[[Tinkler Plaza School]]'' in [[Rhodenbank]]<br />
*[[Tinkler Street]] in [[Yagoton]]<br />
*''[[The Eastwood Museum]]'' in [[Williamsville]]<br />
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<br />
=Interestingly Named Places=<br />
''This category is for those locations that, although may not be particularly humorous, in the usual sense of the word, have a unique quality to them which shouldn't go unnoticed. It includes the important category "Urban Dead specific/relevant/significant", which contains locations with names that attract interest from players of [http://www.urbandead.com Urban Dead], and, indeed, its related games, such as other MMORPGs or games which fit into the "zombie horror" genre.''<br />
<br />
[[Image:The Love Building.jpg|thumb|275px|right|[[the Love Building]]]]<br />
*[[Pain Way]] in [[Mornington]]<br />
*''[[Strange Bank]]'' in [[Barrville]]<br />
*''[[Hacker Way]]'' in [[Eastonwood]] and [[Starlingtown]]<br />
*[[The Fear Building]] in [[North Blythville]]<br />
*'''[[The Danger Building]]''' in [[Lockettside]]<br />
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Danger Alley]]''' in [[Dunningwood]]<br />
*[[Goodday Park]] in [[Starlingtown]]<br />
*[[the Blackman Building]] in [[Dakerstown]]<br />
*[[Blackman Drive]] in [[Barrville]]<br />
*''[[The Love Building]]'' in [[Pescodside]]<br />
*''[[the Loveless Building]]'' in [[East Boundwood]]<br />
*''[[The Kind Building]]'' in [[Fryerbank]]<br />
*[[Chick Street]] in [[Lukinswood]] and [[Peddlesden Village]]<br />
*''[[Wookey Towers]]'' in [[Peddlesden Village]]<br />
*[[Style Towers]] in [[Crowbank]]<br />
*[[The Style Building]] in [[Yagoton]]<br />
*'''[[Bradbury Library]]''' in [[Pimbank]]<br />
*[[Hayte Row]] in [[Heytown]]<br />
*''[[Hayte Library]]'' in [[Tapton]]<br />
*''[[Merchant Bank]]'' in [[Rolt Heights]] - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merchant_Bank wikipedia explanation]<br />
*[[Greedy Street]] in [[Shearbank]]<br />
*[[Club Kick]] in [[Havercroft]]<br />
*[[The Trick Museum]] in [[Ketchelbank]]<br />
*[[The Question Building]] in [[Mornington]]<br />
*[[Question Place]] in [[Question Place (Lerwill Heights)|Lerwill Heights]] and [[Question Place (Old Arkham)|Old Arkham]]<br />
*[[Maybee Cinema]] in [[Shackleville]]<br />
*[[Coole Avenue]] in [[West Boundwood]]<br />
*[[Diaper_Library#Diaper_Library|Diaper Library]] in [[Tollyton]]<br />
*'''[[Diaper Auto Repair]]''' in [[Wray Heights]]<br />
*[[Cuss Place]] in [[Havercroft]]<br />
*''[[Thick Park]]'' in [[Pescodside]]<br />
*[[the Yelling Building]] in [[Dakerstown]]<br />
*''[[Yelling Street]]'' in [[Shore Hills]]<br />
*''[[Speak Cinema]]'' in [[Lerwill Heights]]<br />
*[[Sly Grove]] in [[New Arkham]]<br />
*[[The Younghusband Arms]] in [[West Grayside]]<br />
*[[Courage Cinema]] in [[Kempsterbank]]<br />
*[[Farewell Place Police Department]] in [[Lerwill Heights]]<br />
*''[[The Tryme Building]]'' in [[The Tryme Building (Eastonwood)|Eastonwood]] and ''[[The Tryme Building (Scarletwood)|Scarletwood]]''<br />
<br />
==Urban Dead Relevant==<br />
[[Image:The Brain Museum 2.jpg|135px|right|thumb|Inside [[the Brain Museum]]]]<br />
*''[[Urban General Hospital]]'' in [[Kinch Heights]]<br />
*[[Harman Lane]] in [[Pitneybank]]<br />
*[[Harman Square]] in [[Dentonside]]<br />
*''[[The Brain Museum]]'' in [[Rhodenbank]]<br />
*[[Brain Boulevard Railway Station]] in [[Old Arkham]]<br />
*'''[[Dupe Cinema]]''' in [[Heytown]]<br />
*[[Club Dupe]] in [[Peppardville]]<br />
*[[Gore Lane]] in [[Roachtown]]<br />
*''[[The Bustin Building]]'' in [[Heytown]]<br />
*''[[The Dark Building]]'' in [[Hollomstown]]<br />
*''[[The Geake Building]]'' in [[Shackleville]]<br />
*[[The Streets Hotel]] in [[Scarletwood]]<br />
<br />
===Skills/Actions/Weapons===<br />
*[[Club Maule]] in [[Havercroft]]<br />
*[[Maule Row]] in [[Dunningwood]]<br />
*[[Maul Row Police Department]] in [[Shore Hills]]<br />
*[[Maul_Walk#Maul_Walk|Maul Walk]] in [[Wykewood]]<br />
*[[Healing Alley]] in [[Dunningwood]]<br />
*[[Gait Bank]] in [[Old Arkham]]<br />
*[[Axe Grove]] in [[New Arkham]]<br />
*[[Heal_Walk#Heal_Walk|Heal Walk]] in [[Brooksville]]<br />
*[[The Heal Museum]] in [[Dunell Hills]]<br />
*''[[Cade Place Fire Station]]'' in [[Brooke Hills]]<br />
<br />
===Dead Interesting===<br />
*'''[[Evill Avenue]]''' in [[Ridleybank]]<br />
*''[[Coffins Lane School]]'' in [[Molebank]]<br />
*[[Coffin Park]] in [[Crooketon]]<br />
*''[[Coffins Drive]]'' in [[Dunell Hills]]<br />
<br />
And a special entry: ''[[Amusing Locations in Malton/Death-rattled|A list of locations that can be death-rattled by zombies]]''<br />
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This page is intended to help one learn how to use and understand the language of [[zamgrh]]. For immediate translations, use the [[Guides:kiZombie-English Dictionary|dictionary]].<br />
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== Zombie Language & Codes ==<br />
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There are 4 different complex methods by which zombies communicate using [[Death Rattle]]: [[Zombese]], [[Zombish]], [[Zomban]], and [[Zamgrh]]. The former three refer to codes that can be translated, while the latter is a zombie attempt at language. These serve several important functions including coordination with other zombies and limited communication with [[survivors]]. The term "zombese" is sometimes incorrectly used to refer to all in-game zombie sounds.<br />
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Zombies may also communicate at a basic level using [[Flailing Gesture]], gesturing at particular zombies and then in a direction to convey a message of movement, or using symbolic gestures, such as gesturing towards the sky as an indication of revivification, or at the ground to indicate brain rot.<br />
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Outside of the metagaming aspect, many zombie players also choose to convey information through their description, such as "zombie holds a sign saying ....". The key then is to get people to view the profile by speaking to them. This is often used as a "cheap and dirty" way of getting information fast, avoiding the limits of Death Rattle.<br />
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== Pre Death Rattle Zombie Expressions == <br />
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Before learning Death Rattle, zombies are very limited in their ability to communicate. All they have is a small list of noises they can make. But even these can hold meaning to those who are paying attention.<br />
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'''Graagh.''' - This emote is so basic that there is no real meaning. <br />
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'''Graaaagh!''' - This is an exclamatory. Usually indicates the zombie wants to attack, or when he has been angered. For example, it may be used as a response to a taunt from a survivor.<br />
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'''Grrrh.''' - Another vague emote with no accepted purpose. <br />
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'''Grh.''' - A casual greeting between zombies. <br />
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'''<span id="Mrh?">Mrh?</span>''' - Easily the most common word for zombies to say. It carries a variety of meanings, but the most common of these is, by far, a request to be revived. Whenever a survivor is slain and wishes to return to life, they typically shamble over to the nearest revive point and Start spamming ''Mrh?''. Hence the term [[Mrh Cow]]. However, ''Mrh'' could also refer to life in general, or used as a questioning adverb, such as when, why, how, and so on.<br />
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'''Brnhr.''' - Indicates that the zombie is giving permission to be killed, either to help other zombies get the last few XP needed to level up, regain full health, or to avoid a headshot. Basically, it means, "Eat me".<br />
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==The Death Rattle Lexicon== <br />
[[Death Rattle]] is a skill zombies can buy which enables them to speak. However, zombie speech is limited to the letters '''a, b, g, h, m, n, r,''' and '''z''' as well as a few punctuation characters. Generally zombies sound like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobcat_Goldthwait Bobcat Goldthwait]. Several zombie groups developed complex codes such as [[Zombese]], [[Zomban]], and [[Zombish]] in which combinations of characters [[Zombie Speech Translators|translate]] directly to English. [[Zamgrh]] is a lexicographic attempt at forming a zombie language without code. The following is a listing of all the known phrases heard from zombies using zamgrh and their meaning.<br />
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Also see the Zamgrh - English [[Guides:kiZombie-English Dictionary|dictionary]].<br />
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===Orders=== <br />
These are direct orders to all other zombies within earshot. <br />
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'''Ambarga''' - A very specific order, which is to create a "embargo" by [[Ransack]]ing all the areas in which a survivor could find a [[Fuel_Can#Fuel_Can|Fuel Can]] so that any survivors will not be able to efficiently find fuel to power generators and take advantage of the search bonuses.<br />
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'''Bah-b!gh mah zambah.''' - Literally 'Bad bite my zombie'. The zombie is asking nearby zombies to infect it, likely so it can [[parachute]] later.<br />
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'''Mangang ranzag''' - Maintain Ransack; Refers to zombies staying inside a ransacked building so that survivors cannot repair it. It may be used to order the occupation of a specific building if in the form ''Mangang ranzag ahn <building name>''.<br />
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'''Gang!''' - Getting everybody's attention for an order. Addressing the entire mob. <br />
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'''Grab arm, harm man!''' - A signal to attack humans.<br />
*'''Harm bang-bang man!''' - A signal to kill all zombie hunters in a room. <br />
*'''Harm bag-man!''' - A signal to kill all medical players in the area.<br />
*'''Grab h!m!!''' - A simple signal to drag a survivor out into the street.<br />
*'''Grab zam, anh brang zam haarh!''' - A more complex signal to drag survivors. Literally translates to 'Grab them, and bring them here!'<br />
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'''Grab mah zambah gab''' - A request that the listener should click ("grab") on the link to the profile link provided with the spoken death rattle phrase. Non-garbled info can be conveyed in the user's profile as part of the zombies description or group membership, but zombie profiles are not generally available to be clicked on; saying "Grab mah zambah gab" both makes your profile viewable, and encourages others to view it.<br />
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'''Grahn''' - "Groan" This is an order to groan for more zombies, or "nah grahn" for selfish zombies to shut up and eat.<br />
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'''Hag''' - Literally, "hug." Zombies are known to be affectionate from time to time. Survivors should be warned that hugging with zombies can not only lead to disease, but to brains being eaten.<br />
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'''Harm zaan''' - "Harm soon" This is an order to wait at the current location so a horde can assemble.<br />
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'''Ranzag''' - An order to ransack skill in the building or surrounding area.<br />
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'''Zgram!''' - Scram! Occasionally barked at babah zambahz who are annoying their zgaarah brazzahz. An indicator that the scarier zombie would like the youngling to quickly depart.<br />
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'''Zmazh anh grab''' - Smash and grab. Smash: the barricades, generator, radio, humans until they are near death. Grab: Humans, and drag them out into the street. A common tactic for more experienced zombies to aid younger brothers and sisters.<br />
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'''Zmazh Barragazh''' - There are many variants of this all meaning "Smash Barricades", instructing zombies to start a full scale attack on a building's [[Barricade|fortifications]].<br />
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'''Zzzzhhhh!!!!''' - "Shhhhhh!" Sometimes uttered upon entering a library or by [[:Category:Noise Abatement Societies|noise abatement societies]].<br />
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===Agz ah Grag===<br />
A new sophisticated means of communication has been observed amongst [[Ferals|feral zombies]]. [[X:00|''Agz ah Grag'']] ''(pronounced X:00 or x o'clock by the living)'', is the phrase used by ferals to indicate a desire for coordinating an attack via this system.<br />
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===Adjectives===<br />
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'''B!g''' - Big.<br />
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'''Graan''' - Green, usually in reference to a suburb's danger level. "Mah zambahz ham zabarb am graan!"<br />
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'''Nab!g''' - Small, literally not big.<br />
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'''Nah graan''' - Literally, "not green". Used for all colors except green, but is most often associated with a red danger level in a suburb.<br />
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===Conjunctions===<br />
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'''Arh''' - Or.<br />
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'''Az''' - As.<br />
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'''Bgaz''' - Because.<br />
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'''Haahabarh''' - But.<br />
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===Nouns=== <br />
Words used to convey the meaning of objects, locations, or people with strategic importance. <br />
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'''Anagram''' - Since most zombies feel uncomfortable with proper grammar and vocabulary usage, they typically slur the word 'anagram' to refer to graffiti. That's right folks, zombies are literate.<br />
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'''Armah baz''' - Army base, either [[Fort Creedy]] or [[Fort Perryn]].<br />
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'''Armah manz''' - Army men, could refer either to actual soldiers or any survivor within a [[Forts|military base]].<br />
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'''Baag''' - Book.<br />
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'''Baagbarn''' - Library, literally book-building.<br />
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'''Baba''' - Father. Some zombies will refer to older, more experienced zombies by this.<br />
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'''Bag''' - Bag; corpus<br />
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'''Baganz''' - Pagans<br />
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'''Bag man''' - Reference to the medical profession (and the archetype's "doctor's bag") commonly refers to [[revive]]rs.<br />
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'''Bang-bang''' - Guns, often part of larger words referring to various types of survivor/building (see below).<br />
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'''Bang-bang haz''' - Police station. Literally, "gun house".<br />
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'''Bang-bang man''' - A zombie hunter with the [[headshot]] skill.<br />
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'''Barbaga zaarz''' - BBQ sauce<br />
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'''Barhah''' - A complicated concept. Can imply holiness, but also used with regard to many religious holidays (e.g. [[BARHAHmas]]) - see [[Barhah]].<br />
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'''Barhahraz''' - heaven (Barhah-kingdom)<br />
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'''Barn''' - [[Building]]. Also used as a suffix to many words to describe individual buildings (such as Barhahbarn, Bagmanbarn)<br />
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'''Barragahz/Barragazh''' - Barricades. There are a few regional variations on this (usually concerning the H).<br />
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'''Barrm''' - form<br />
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'''Bazaarh''' - A [[mall]]. From "bazaar", a word meaning marketplace.<br />
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'''Bra!nbag''' - A human's head or hat. Essentially everything which might contain brains.<br />
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'''Bra!nbarn''' - university (brain-building)<br />
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'''Bra!nzbarn''' - restaurant (food-building) <br />
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'''Bra!nz''' - Brains; generically food. Sometimes, a zombie will refer to survivors as ''bra!nz'', ignoring the rest of the body as unimportant.<br />
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'''B!mb bra!nbag''' - Pimp hat. The ultimate Malton fashion accessory.<br />
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'''Gab''' - language, text, words, etc. A very common root word for anything regarding communication. Rather than the human equivalent, it does not imply that the speech is unimportant or casual.<br />
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'''Gaggarh''' - gagger, a cannabis cigarette<br />
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'''Ganarazharh''' - Generator; metaphorically power <br />
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'''Gangbang''' - Death or killing, usually refers to killing large amounts of survivors. More crudely, can be interpreted as "gangbang" or "orgy" (of killing/feeding).<br />
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'''Ganz''' - Guns. Also known as "bang-bangz".<br />
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'''Gahzazambah''' - Zombie linguist.<br />
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'''Grarrah''' - glory<br />
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'''Grazzaz''' - glasses<br />
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'''Habganna''' - will or desire. Literally "have gonna", or more intuitively, "gonna have".<br />
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'''Hangang z!ngz''' - Paintings, or more literally, "hanging things". Used broadly to refer to any decorations.<br />
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'''Harmanz''' - Survivors, although many zombies view this word as being closer to the English "groceries".<br />
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'''Hazbah/Bagman Haz''' - A [[hospital]]. The latter translates as "Bagman House", with a Bagman being a medic or doctor.<br />
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'''HB''' - Hit points. As in "Harm mah, zambah brazzaz! Ah haz nah HB. Ah razzah zambahz harm mah, zan nah bang bang man." ("Harm me, zombie brothers! I have three hit points. I'd rather zombies harm me, than the headshotting zombie hunters." - An extended version of brnhr.)<br />
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'''Mahb''' - The [[MOB]], or sometimes a horde in general, although gang is more common. When used to mean horde, it implies not just a large gathering of zombies, but an organized group.<br />
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'''Manzhan''' - A [[mansion]].<br />
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'''Maranara''' - Marinara. Alternative to BBQ sauce, and better for dipping.<br />
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'''Marzan''' - [[Malton]]<br />
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'''Mrh-Gaaz''' - A derisive term for zombies waiting at revive points. (See [[Mrh Cows]])<br />
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'''MrhBarn''' - NecroTech Building<br />
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'''Mrh man''' - NecroTech Man.<br />
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'''Namm''' - name<br />
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'''Nahm-nah''' - cookie, for any and all zombies who want a treat here and there<br />
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'''Rabrarah''' - Library.<br />
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'''Ragargarh''' - recorder<br />
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'''Rahzaba Zarmarba''' - Radio Transmitter.<br />
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'''Raz''' - kingdom<br />
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'''RNA Grabbah''' - DNA Extractor.<br />
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'''Rzz''' - Ressurection.<br />
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'''Zambahz''' - Zombies.<br />
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'''Zarh!ngh''' - Syringe.<br />
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'''Zgaarm''' - Storm<br />
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===Verbs===<br />
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====Auxiliary Verbs====<br />
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'''Ganna''' - future tense auxiliary: ''Mah zambah '''ganna''' grab harmanz'' 'I am '''going to''' attack people.'<br />
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'''Haz''' - past tense auxiliary: ''Mah zambah '''haz''' grab harmanz'' 'I attack'''ed''' people'<br />
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'''B''' - past tense auxiliary: ''Mah zambah '''b''' rannan.'' 'I '''was''' running.'<br />
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====Regular Verbs====<br />
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'''Barg''' - To eat. Presumably taken from harman'''barg'''arz.<br />
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'''Brang''' - To bring, take, or carry.<br />
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'''Bzz''' - To buzz.<br />
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'''Gab''' - To speak. A very common root word.<br />
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'''Gah''' - Go/Walk/Say.<br />
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'''Grab''' - To attack; to read; to look at; to judge. This term also has a pejorative overtone of sex or rape, as in the phrase "''Azzgrabbar''."<br />
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'''Grabgrab''' - To analyze.<br />
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'''Hab''' - To help.<br />
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'''Habganna''' - To want.<br />
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'''Haz''' - To have.<br />
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'''Mabban''' - To move.<br />
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'''Mrh?''' - To live.<br />
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'''Na-mabban''' - To be still.<br />
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'''Rabhabh''' - To revive.<br />
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'''Ram''' - To smash, attack (generically).<br />
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'''Ranz''' - To run (participle, ''rannan'')<br />
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'''Razzan''' - To listen; to overhear.<br />
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'''Z!ng''' - To sing.<br />
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'''Zanz''' - To dance or celebrate. Often done by lighthearted zombies after destroying a building, most often a club.<br />
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'''Zhangh''' - To stab, or more literally, "to shank".<br />
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'''Zmazh''' To smash (relating more specifically to barricades), but used elsewhere.<br />
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===Prepositions===<br />
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'''Ahn''' - to/ in<br />
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'''Ahn-na-ahn''' - between<br />
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'''Ahnna''' - into<br />
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'''Arahn''' - around<br />
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'''Grh''' - with : ''[[Wolfgang Puck's Address to the Quartly Library|Mah zambah]] barg Amarah Ragazzah '''grh''' barbaga zaarz'' 'My zombie ate Emeril Lagasse '''with''' BBQ sauce'<br />
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'''Na-ahnna''' - away from (not into)<br />
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'''Za''' - to : ''Mah zambah ganna razzan za zambaz gab.'' 'My zombie will listen to zombies speak.'<br />
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===Pronouns===<br />
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'''G!a''' - who; that; which (probably from the Spanish ''que'')<br />
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'''H!n''' - him<br />
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'''Mah Zambah''' - I, myself.<br />
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'''Zhar''' - her<br />
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===Coordinates=== <br />
This has been invented as a system to communicate direction and number of block, useful for those who with [[Scent Trail]] to communicate those who know the system. (Example "AHN -A-, ZAZ -N-" means 'one East, six North') <br />
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====Direction==== <br />
'''-N-''' - North <br />
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'''-A-''' - East <br />
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'''-R-''' - West <br />
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'''-Z-''' - South<br />
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also consider these English sound-alikes:<br />
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'''Narh''' - North<br />
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'''Az''' - East<br />
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'''Raz''' - West<br />
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'''Zah''' - South<br />
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'''Narh-Az''' - Northeast<br />
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'''Narh-Raz''' - Northwest<br />
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'''Zah-Az''' - Southeast<br />
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'''Zah-Raz''' - Southwest<br />
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====Distance====<br />
'''!, !!, !!!''' one, two, and three; roman numerals, with ! = I<br />
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'''ANA''' - one <br />
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'''ZMA''' - two <br />
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'''ZHRAA''' -three <br />
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'''HAAR''' - four <br />
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'''RAAH''' - five <br />
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'''ZAZ''' - six <br />
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'''ZABAN''' - seven <br />
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'''AAGHZ''' - eight <br />
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'''NAHN''' - nine <br />
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'''ZHAN''' - ten <br />
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'''HANGARG''' - hundred <br />
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'''HARZANZ''' - thousand<br />
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'''M!RRH!AN''' - million (occasionally '''marrarahn''')<br />
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'''HRA!R''' - more than 4<br />
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===Songs===<br />
Zombies tend to be a musical bunch. Human survivors report hearing strains of Kumbayah(''Ghambarhah'') and other ditties amongst the less decayed zombies. Please refer to [[Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon/Zombie_Song_Lyrics|The Zombie Song Lyrics Page]].<br />
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===Group Expressions=== <br />
Groups of zombies will often develop rallying cries. Many have been categorized, and can be found [[Guides:Zombie Rally Calls|here]].<br />
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===Emotes=== <br />
Zombies have feelings too, and this is how they express them. <br />
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'''Ahm nahm nahm''' - Apparently the undead have a fondness for LOLcats too.<br />
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'''ARRRRH!!!''' - Anger, frustration, being a pirate. <br />
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'''Harh harh harh''', '''BAHAHAHAHA''', '''Grahahaha''', and many other variations - Laughter.<br />
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'''BARHAH!''' - Sometimes used as an attack signal or rallying cry, [[barhah]] is often used as an exclamatory. Barhah also has an abstract spiritual meaning for some zombies, meaning, loosely, "the spirit of the horde". Barhah is the reason and the means by which one unlives. This is exemplified by a quote from RRF leader Petrojsko's speech after the RRF's defeat at Caiger Mall: "The harmanz have shown us that they indeed can taste some small part of the Barhah that makes us great. In this, we can even claim a small victory"<br />
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'''Harrah!''' - Hurry!<br />
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'''Harmanz, ambraz Barhah!''' - ''Humans, embrace Barhah!'' Used by fundamentalists and propagandists to encourage humans to embrace their new (or impending) state of undeath and become true zombies, instead of mindless Mrh? cows.<br />
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'''Hanh zah nahm ah Ghaan!''' - ''In the name of Kane!'' Apparently, some zombies are former members of the Brotherhood of Nod. ''It would be more correctly said as "Ahn Ghaanz nahm," however this could be a dialectical representation.''<br />
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'''Habbah Zangzgabang!''' - Happy Thanksgiving! Zombies are known to enjoy this New World holiday by feasting on harmanz with granbarah zaarz (cranberry sauce).<br />
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'''Hab a habbah harrahaan''' - ''Have a Happy Halloween'' Our favorite time of the year, so we've got a rattle to suit.<br />
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'''Marrah Barhahmaz an marrah Barhannagah''' - Seasonal greetings given by zombies visiting your safehouse. It is an invitation to join in the winter holiday festivities. WARNING: Zombie festivities often include the celebratory consumption of human flesh. <br />
:'''Habbah Granzah''' is expected to be the equivalent of Happy Kwanzaa.<br />
:'''Marrah ghrazmaz an hra habbah na haarh!''' - Merry Christmas and a happy new year!<br />
:'''Bah-hambag''' - A show of dislike for holidays or holiday cheer, especially Christmas. Often accompanied by smashing seasonal [[decorations]].<br />
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'''Nah brabram''' - No problem. Ram zah barragaz? Nah brabram! <br />
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'''Zangz''' - Thanks! The standard zombie word meant to express appreciation. Sometimes used in coordinance with 'Nah Brabram' <br />
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'''Zarrah''' - "Sorry." Considered the polite thing to say if you (accidentally or otherwise) take a bite out of your fellow zed.<br />
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===Suburb Names===<br />
{{ZamgrhSuburbs}}<br />
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===Building Types===<br />
Building names begin with a root word for what the building is related to followed by ''barn'', the word for building. Thus, the literal translation would be ''root word-building'', although each refers to a specific type of building.<br />
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| Garhbarn<br />
| [[Auto Repair Shop]]<br />
| Garh<br />
| Car<br />
|-<br />
| Ghazhbarn<br />
| [[Bank]]<br />
| Ghazh<br />
| Cash<br />
|-<br />
| Barn<br />
| [[Barn]]<br />
| --<br />
| --<br />
|-<br />
| B!g-Brazzah-Barn<br />
| [[Big Brother House]]<br />
| B!g-Brazzah<br />
| Big brother<br />
|-<br />
| Barn<br />
| [[Building]]<br />
| --<br />
| --<br />
|-<br />
| G-zazbarn<br />
| [[Church]]<br />
| G-zaz<br />
| Jesus<br />
|-<br />
| Z!namabarn<br />
| [[Cinema]]<br />
| Z!nama<br />
| Cinema<br />
|-<br />
| Zahnzbarn<br />
| [[Club]]<br />
| Zahnz<br />
| Dance<br />
|-<br />
| Zzzzbarn<br />
| [[Dormitory]]<br />
| Zzzz<br />
| Sleep<br />
|-<br />
| Ganarazharhbarn<br />
| [[Factory]]<br />
| Ganarazharh<br />
| [[Generator]]<br />
|-<br />
| Barnbarn<br />
| [[Farmhouse]]<br />
| Barn<br />
| Barn<br />
|-<br />
| Agzbarn<br />
| [[Fire Station]]<br />
| Agz<br />
| [[Axe]]<br />
|-<br />
| Armahbarn<br />
| [[Fort]]<br />
| Armah<br />
| Army<br />
|-<br />
| Bagbarn<br />
| [[Hospital]]<br />
| Bag<br />
| Medical Bag<br />
|-<br />
| Zahrhbarn<br />
| [[Hotel]]<br />
| Zahrh<br />
| Tour<br />
|-<br />
| Garbahzbarn<br />
| [[Junkyard]]<br />
| Garbahz<br />
| Garbage<br />
|-<br />
| B!gbarn<br />
| [[Large Building]]<br />
| B!g<br />
| Big<br />
|-<br />
| Baagbarn<br />
| [[Library]]<br />
| Baag<br />
| [[Book]]<br />
|-<br />
| Marrh<br />
| [[Mall]]<br />
| --<br />
| --<br />
|-<br />
| Manzhanbarn<br />
| [[Mansion]]<br />
| Manzhan<br />
| Mansion<br />
|-<br />
| Zgabzahbarn<br />
| [[Museum]]<br />
| Zgabzah<br />
| Sculpture<br />
|-<br />
| Mrhbarn<br />
| [[Necrotech building]]<br />
| Mrh<br />
| Life<br />
|-<br />
| Nabarn<br />
| [[Empty Blocks|Open Land]]<br />
| Na<br />
| No<br />
|-<br />
| Bang-bangbarn<br />
| [[Police Station]]<br />
| Bang-bang<br />
| [[Firearms|Firearm]]<br />
|-<br />
| Abzarbbarn<br />
| [[Pub]]<br />
| Abzarb<br />
| To drink<br />
|-<br />
| Ra!rbarn<br />
| [[Railway Station]]<br />
| Ra!r<br />
| Rail<br />
|-<br />
| Bra!nbarn<br />
| [[School]]<br />
| Bra!n<br />
| Brain<br />
|-<br />
| Nagbarn<br />
| [[Stables]]<br />
| Nag<br />
| Horse<br />
|-<br />
| H!ghbarn<br />
| [[Tower]]<br />
| H!gh<br />
| High<br />
|-<br />
| Baghzbarn<br />
| [[Warehouse]]<br />
| Baghz<br />
| Box<br />
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===Art===<br />
At least a few zombie players have taken the time to occasionally rattle off multiple lines of seeming gibberish that, when viewed by somebody who latter sees the entire speech, will form a picture. The [[Minions of the Apocalypse]] pioneered this zombie art form, and it is unknown if it has spread outside that group.<br />
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===Time===<br />
One of the most useful bits of information a zombie could communicate is the TIME at which a group should "ram an zmazh barragagz". Strangely, there so far seems to be no lexicon for this, or even much effort to communicate such info. [[X:00]] group / tactics center around the concept of in game co-ordination of attack times, and may lead to development / use of such a lexicon. For now, here are some attempts at suggested phrases.<br />
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'''Zmazh barragagz !n an haar.''' - "Smash the barricades in an hour". This means the zombie hopes to incite a barricade attack one hour from the time stamp given with the spoken expression.<br />
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'''Zmazh barragagz !n!!! haar.''' "Smash the barricades in three hours". This means the zombie hopes to incite a barricade attack three hours from the time stamp given with the spoken expression.<br />
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'''Zmazh barragagz !n hab haar.''' - "Smash the barricades in half hour". This means the zombie hopes to incite a barricade attack 30 minutes from the time stamp given with the spoken expression.<br />
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===Miscellaneous=== <br />
Any words that fit in none of the previous categories, often silly expressions with no important meaning. <br />
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'''Aaah mah gaz''' - Oh my god. An expression of shock amongst the undead that they've been imitating from witnessing survivor usage while in their presence. Typically used in the presence of headshotters, or a large group of harmanz. an angry zombie says, "Hrah harh! Harman zaz, 'aaah mah gaz, ZAHMBAHZ!! Ran, RAN!' Zahmbahz brang gangbang, hraaah!" <br />
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'''Abba''' - A disturbing number of zombies seem to enjoy this group and its music.<br />
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'''Abragababra''' - A magic intonation, often uttered before attempting to smash down a heavily barricaded building. (See [[Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon/Zombie_Song_Lyrics#Abracadabra_-_The_Steve_Miller_Band|The Zombie Song Lyric Page]] entry) <br />
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'''Aga!n''' - Again.<br />
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'''Ahbgrag''' - Literally an upgrade, most often used to describe a change to the game.<br />
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'''Ahm rrahrh rrhnrrh...''' - Apparently it means 'I'm really lonely'. At least that's what the zombie who uttered it said when asked. Possibly a play off of the ol' zombie song "Zah Rahnrrh, ah zah rahnrrh".<br />
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'''Aman''' - "Amen". Used to indicate a prayer is completed, usually to Zombie Jesus, or "Zambah G-zaz".<br />
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'''Ammmm''' - Ummmm. Used when a thought oozes it's way through a decaying brain, but the zombie isn't sure what it is yet.<br />
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'''Anazarh''' - Another. "Argh! Annazarh bang bang man az haarh!"<br />
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'''Angrah''' - "Angry". As in "Mah zambah am an angrah zambah." Being angry or not rarely alters a zombie's propensity for violence (which is generally high), yet this word sees significant use when a zombie's plans go awry. <br />
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'''Argham''' - Arkham. Can refer to either the [[Old Arkham|Old]] or [[New Arkham|New]] variety.<br />
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'''Arghazzm''' - This one's rather obvious (Hint: It's Orgasm).<br />
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'''Arzhahm!''' - Awesome! An expression of the great wave of pleasure or satisfaction.<br />
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'''Az''' - As.<br />
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'''Azgaban''' - The third novel of J.K. Rowling's esteemed series is only just reaching Malton, for obvious reasons. You can find it at your local '''Baagbarn'''. The Zombese translation of the first book in the series, tentatively titled 'Harrah Baggah ahn za Zarzaraz Banana', is still pending.<br />
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'''Azz''' - Ass. Often used with "ram", "gangbang", or "gramma".<br />
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'''Azzbag''' - Cushion or seat. "Grab an azzbag" is said before a [[Broadway Zombies]] performance to tell the audience that it is time to sit down and enjoy the show.<br />
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'''Azzbangarh''' - (See [[#Azzgrabbarz|Azzgrabbarz]])<br />
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'''Azzgraahn''' - Assclown. Some revivers are annoyed when zombies chat with others while waiting at revive points, and call them names. Zombies think this is funny and taunt, "Harh Harh Harh! Mah zambah am ah azzgraahn!"<br />
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'''<span id="Azzgrabbarz">Azzgrabbarz<span>''' - Zombie culture isn't unnecessarily fond of homosexuality, however, ramming bananaz in living harmanz azz is typically considered an invitation to the realm of [[Barhah]]. With the roles reversed, it's considered a heinous crime for a necrophiliac to dare attempt to molest a zombie.<br />
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'''Baamarang''' - Boomerang. Beyond the weapon that returns, it may be advanced military tactics for zombies, essentially meaning "let's leave and come back when humans have repopulated."<br />
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'''Babah''' - Baby. A low-level player. Mostly refers to zambahz. Zambahz use the Feeding Drag skill to help nourish their babah brazzahz an zazzahz.<br />
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'''Bah bah bah, Barbrah Ahn!''' - It seems that some zombies have an appreciation of the Beach Boys song ''Barbara Ann'', as survivors have heard this phrase several times recently. (see [[Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon/Zombie_Song_Lyrics#Barbara_Ann_-_The_Beach_Boys|The Zombie Song Lyric Page]] entry) <br />
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'''Bahamaz''' - The Bahamas. A favorite vacation destination for zombies.<br />
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'''Bahrang...''' - Boring. Often uttered by those waiting for a revive with no humans in sight.<br />
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'''Bam-mahbam''' - Suicide. A compound word formed of the parts ''bam'' and ''mah''.<br />
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'''<span id="Banana">Banana</span>''' - There are many uses for this word, almost all of which are obscene. However, followers of [[Barhah]] consider the banana to be the holiest of fruits. <br />
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'''Bananarama''' - The act by which a zombie rams a banana is at least one orifice of a survivor.<br />
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'''Bananabra!n''' - Crazy, stupid, or silly. Serves as a generic insult of one's intelligence, much as ''retard'' does in English.<br />
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'''Bang arh Bra!nz''' - The zombie equivalent of the phrase ''Trick or treat''. It's often heard around Halloween.<br />
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'''Bang-mahbang''' - Masturbation. A compound word formed of the parts ''bang'' and ''mah''. Not to be confused with ''Bam-mahbam''.<br />
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'''<span id="Barbaga_zaarz">Barbaga zaarz</span>''' - Barbecue sauce! Even in the afterlife, zombies enjoy a topping for their foods other than human blood.<br />
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'''Barbara''' - They're coming to get you, Barbara!<br />
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'''Barbarh!an''' - A barbarian. Could mean a human who results to what may be considered savage acts, such as [[combat revival]], or a survivor who prefers the [[fire axe]] as a weapon.<br />
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'''Barg''' - Derived from ''bargarh''. Serves as a generic root word for eating. It can be used as the verb "to eat" or in a compound word such as '''hambargarz'''. It can also be used to mean a feast or banquet.<br />
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'''Barga!n''' - Bargain; Basically any harman inside a mall, especially one who dies shortly after the phase is used.<br />
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'''Barggrh''' - Compound word formed by ''barg'' (to eat) and ''grh'' (speech). This is the corresponding word for "feeding groan". ''Barggrharz'' becomes the imperative form.<br />
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'''Bargh''' - Barge. As in, entering a safehouse. <br />
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'''Bazzang''' - A general expression of defiance or joy. It is similar to the expressions "[[Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon#MG_Hammarh|can't touch this]]" or "come and get it".<br />
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'''Brabag''' - Breast. Not a zombies ultimate goal, but always a welcome addition to one's day.<br />
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'''Braaghbagh Maangan''' - Brokeback Mountain. (See [[Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon#Azzgrabbarz|Azzgrabbarz]])<br />
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'''Bragga''' - Bridge(game) some zombies prefer to spend their time keeping the few active brain cells they have in shape.<br />
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'''Bra!nz''' - Brains, sometimes food in general, and rarely survivors, when a zombie forgets the slightly less tasty parts.<br />
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'''Bran''' - Like brains but harder to digest. The food of choice for some elderly zombies. <br />
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'''Brang''' - Bring. "Zahmbahz, harmanz brang bargarz!" <br />
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'''Brazzahz''' - Literally brothers, but used to mean any fellow zombie, because zombies love each other on the same level as family. "Mah zahmbah brazzahz!" See also "zazzahz"<br />
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'''Gabba gabba BANG''' - The sound of a mouthy harman tripping over his own shotgun and shooting himself in the face. <br />
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'''Gabbann''' - God-damn. Sacreligious invective, used as an interjection or as an adjective to indicate that the speaker dislikes something, as in: "Grab zha Gabbann bang bang man!"<br />
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'''<span id="Gangbang">Gangbang</span>''' - Just like the English ''gangbang''. Means rape or complete victory, almost always while in a group.<br />
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'''Garbahz''' - Meaning garbage, is sometimes used to refer to the Caiger Mall Survivors, also DARIS. <br />
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'''Ghargarh Mahh''' - Caiger Mall. <br />
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'''Grab''' - Often used in a sexual manner, though with zombies now dragging wounded survivors out into the streets, this word has also been given new meaning. (See: [[Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon#Orders|Orders]])<br />
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'''Gramma''' - Grandma, short for Grandmother. Sometimes used as a show of respect towards elderly, female zombies, much like ''papa'' or ''granba''.<br />
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'''Grammar''' - Not to be confused with "gramma." Apparently a peculiarly large number of zombies are former high school English teachers.<br />
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'''Granba''' - Grandpa or Grandfather. "Zambahz grab granba nah gramma!"<br />
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'''Habbabaghamaz''' - "Hippopotamus". A zombie favorite at the zoo, possibly because the animal smells worse than the zombie.<br />
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'''Habbagambaz''' - "Hippocampus". One of the tastiest parts of brains, according to some zombie connoseurs.<br />
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'''Habbah hangrah''' - Happy hungry! The zombie version of 'bon appetit!' Growing usage as eat/eaten.<br />
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'''Haghz rh zambahz!''' - Precedes a "hug" (claw swipe) of greeting among friendly zambahz within certain [[RRF]] strike teams. <br />
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'''Harrararah''' - Hallelujah. As in, "Grarrah, grarrah harrararah"<br />
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'''Ham''' - Some zombies enjoy ham; may also be used to mean "him", as in "Bangbang man! Grab ham!" May also mean "home", as in "Harmanz barraghagz mah ham agan! Azzgrabarz!"<br />
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'''Hambagh Rar!b''' - Combat Revive. Not a popular tactic among barhah fundamentalists.<br />
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'''Hammarh''' - Hammer, alternative for zmazh. "Hammarh zah barragaz!" <br />
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'''Haarh''' - Here. "Bang bang manz haarh!"<br />
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'''Harmanbargarh''' - This is the rattle equivalent of "brains". The literal translation is meant to be "human hamburgers". <br />
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'''Harn''' - Phone, cell phone, radio transmitter, bullhorn. Literally "horn."<br />
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'''Hazzah''' - A typical zombie cheer for victory.<br />
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'''Harrarh''' - Horror. "Zah harrarh, zah harrarh!"<br />
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'''Mah Barhah brangz zah zambahz zaa zah bazaar'''- "My Barhah brings all the zombies to the mall" Used as a song or taunt.<br />
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'''Mah naggahz!''' - Relatively rare. Seemingly used when a zombie is attempting to rap.<br />
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'''Mahgang gaar''' - "Mating Call", specifically referring to a gang of [[Mrh Cows]] frantically mooing at a NT.<br />
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'''Mamba''' - When a zombie tears down the barricades to a club and finds themselves on the dancefloor, they typically have a preference of mamba dancing. Next to Michael Jackson's 'Thriller,' of course.<br />
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'''Marh b!mb hazz!''' - "More pimp hats." Some zombies like to encourage survivors to don stylish headwear.<br />
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'''Manbag''' - A handbag for men. After the apocalypse, most men don't care if they look girly if a piece of equipment is helpful to them. <br />
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'''<span id="Manbagz">Manbagz</span>''' - Not to be confused with "manbag", manbagz are a common zombie expression for the male genitalia. It is often paired with ''banana'' or ''grab''.<br />
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'''Mangah''' - Munch, as in "Zahmbahz mangah harman branz!" <br />
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'''Manham''' - See: "'''Azz'''" <br />
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'''Marharhahar''' - mother"''fricker''"<br />
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'''Marh''' - More, as in "Aaah mah gaz! Marh bang bang manz!".<br />
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'''Marrh Zahrh''' - Title of the [[Mall Tour]] official singalong song. <br />
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'''Mazzagrh''' - Massacre. "Harmanz mazzagrh mah brazzahz! Nah Am angrah!"<br />
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'''<span id="MG_Hammarh">MG Hammarh</span>''' - Often accompanied with a cry of "Ghahn zaghz zahz! (Can't touch this)"; translates directly to the great MC Hammer.<br />
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'''Mmm...''' - "Yum" or "Yummy" as in, "Harmanz branz arh mmm..."<br />
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'''N!ggah''' - Friend, or sometimes African. Unlike the English equivalent, it is not the least bit offensive or discriminatory, it's just standard language.<br />
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'''Nahg''' - Need, as in "Mah zambah nahgz marh bra!nz!". Usage can be with or without a pluralizing 'z'. Some zombies shun use of this word, preferring "maz hab" or, "must have" in place of "need".<br />
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'''Naz''' - Nice. "Mah zambah am an naz zambah. Mah zambah am ganna hag harman." ("I am a nice zombie. I am going to hug you.")<br />
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'''N!ngah''' - Ninja. With zombies, it refers to particularly stealthy or "znaagah" zombies. With survivors, it seems to refer to "trenchcoaters".<br />
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'''Rabah''' - Lover. As in ''mah zambah rabah''.<br />
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'''Rabbah''' - Rabbi. Not to be confused with ''rabah'' (see above)<br />
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'''Rabaz/Raghaz''' - to kick up a fuss (ruckus)<br />
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'''Rabazaman''' - revolution<br />
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'''Ragh''' - Right. Can be used as an affirmative, or as a negative, "nah ragh". Rarely used as a direction, as zombies prefer cardinal directions. This preference may be due to zombies not having a word for "left".<br />
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'''Ragnaragh''' - Zombie Ragnarok. The battle at the end of the zombie world where all zombies fight bravely and meet their destiny.<br />
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'''Rah nah''' - 'Right Now'. Can also be used to mean 'today', to counter 'zahmarrah'. <br />
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'''Rahg 'n Rahr''' - Rock and Roll<br />
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'''Ram''' - Self explanatory. Often used when giving an order to attack barricades, or harman azz.<br />
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'''Ram Ram''' - An invitation by a zombie for a survivor to say "Who's there?", to which the zombie will reply by making a joke or humorous statement about eating the survivor. The practice is similar to making knock-knock jokes.<br />
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'''Razz!a''' - raid, crackdown, round-up<br />
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'''Rh!bz''' - One of the tastiest parts of the harmanz.<br />
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'''Rrrrh Mrh''' - Revive Me <br />
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'''Zaghana''' - A rather crude term for a female reproductive organ. Commonly heard outside Nichols and Tynte Malls by zombies of the RRF.<br />
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'''Zahah''' - Uh-huh. <br />
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'''Zahmarrah''' - Tomorrow, tomorrow, we'll eat ya, tomorrow!<br />
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'''Zahnz''' - "Dance". Often seen as a command or a challenge to other zambahz, followed by flailing gesture dance moves. A favorite pastime of the RRF [[Gore Corps]], especially while at revive points. (See '''[[Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon/Thriller|Dance Routine]]) <br />
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'''Zahz''' - Says, as in '''Mah zambah zahz nah'''.<br />
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'''Zambargah''' - Zombarchy, i.e. a government of zombies. It should be noted that attempts to discuss politics with a zombie will most likely end in your brain being eaten.<br />
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'''Zamrhm''' - Poetry. Unknown as to whether this refers to all [[Poetry|poetry]] or just zombie poetry.<br />
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'''Zang''' Song. <br />
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'''Z!ng''' - To sing. Zombies tend to attempt this more than survivors, who see more success. Go figure.<br />
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'''Zargar''' - Zerger. Generally exclaimed when a zombie sees two similarly named characters next to each other in the room description or a known zerger. Will most likely be followed by the accused being taunted and eaten (See: '''Zargar Bargarz'''), and then a cheer (See: '''Hazzah''').<br />
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'''Zargar Bargarz''' - Zerger burgers. The result of two similarly named characters being discovered by a horde of zombies, along with a generous addition of toppings.<br />
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'''Zazzah''' - Literally sister, but used to mean any female zombie, because zombies love each other on the same level as family. It seems that even zombies have a concept of political correctness, and are often heard referring to their "zambah brazzahz ahn zazzahz".<br />
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'''Zbah''' - Spy.<br />
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'''Zbam''' - Spam.<br />
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'''Zgaarah''' - Scary. <br />
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'''Zhaar''' - Share. When they needn't the XP, zombies often selflessly donate a dying survivors to the babahz.<br />
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'''Zhabbang''' - Shopping. Often a reference to a mall assault, and less often with needed "zhabbang bagz".<br />
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'''Zhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!!''' - A zombie's cry of anguish. Typically accompanied with arms raised to the sky and head tilted back. Also seen as ''Ghhhaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!!!!!!''<br />
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'''Zharam''' - Serum. The contents of a revivification syringe.<br />
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'''Zharazahra''' - Territory. zombies are very particular about who comes on their turf. Expect lots of ramming, bananas, and azz, not necessarily in that order if they "grab" you on it.<br />
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'''Zmargazbarg''' - Smorgasbord. A feast in which harmanz are the main course. Usually uttered in delight after breaking into a safe house filled with babah (newbie) harmanz. Note the appropriate usage of the suffix "Barg."<br />
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'''Zmazh''' - Smash. Alternative for ram, and hammarh. Used less for barricades and more for survivors or even establishments. ''Zmazh Marzan!''<br />
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'''Znaagah''' - Sneaky. "Znaagah harmanz barragagz zah haz an ranz."<br />
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'''Zzzz''' - Sleeping or swaying. May be used as a way of saying (s)he's about to run out of Action Points.<br />
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==Verb Conjugation== <br />
Given the limits of the Zombie vocabulary, most verbs maintain a single form throughout all tenses and numbers of persons. Detail concerning the time and performer or recipient of an action can therefore often be discovered only by careful attention to context. The chart below gives an example of this tendency of the language of the walking dead.<br />
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{| border="1" align="center" <br />
|+'''Typical Death Rattle Verb Conjugation''' <br />
!width="25%" align="center"|Verb Tense <br />
!width="20%" align="center"|Conjugation <br />
!width="25%" align="center"|Death Rattle Example <br />
!width="25%" align="center"|Translation<br />
|-<br />
| Past Simple<br />
| haz ''+ verb'' <br />
| "Ah haz ran ahn Ragrabang." <br />
| "I went to Ridleybank."<br />
|- <br />
| Present<br />
| ''verb''<br />
| "Ah ran ahn Ragrabang."<br />
| "I go to Ridleybank."<br />
|- <br />
|Future Simple<br />
| ganna ''+ verb''<br />
|"Mah zambah ganna ran ahn Ragrabang."<br />
|"I will go to Ridleybank."<br />
|}<br />
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===Treatise on Zombie Grammar===<br />
Enterprising linguists here in Malton have produced a body of work, a treatise on Zombie Grammar, which can be found here: [[Zamgrh]]. For the more enterprising students of Zombese, this will prove an invaluable tool.<br />
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== See Also == <br />
*[[Zombie Speech Translators]]<br />
*[[R!ahn G!ng at the Zoo]]<br />
*[[Wolfgang Puck's Address to the Quartly Library]]<br />
*[[Texts|Database of Texts]]<br />
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:'''[[Spicer Hills|SPICER HILLS]]: 07:52, 1 February 2012 (EST)''' - mAGBAmHA RHAANARmABGHRR ABGHA mHA HRBBHARNARGHBG ANGB NHRMNM AR Am BAZZBM BGHR BMARZZBM ARZRZ MNMARBGH BGHHA RHARZBG HRMB mRa BNMGBRZ. mANRa HRMB BGHHAm ARHA BBHARRa RZmARBG, ANGB AR MBHAHAMN AR ZZAN MNHAARN A MNHRBG MBRHRm BGHHAm. AR NHRBGARZZHAGB BGHABG mRa HRMNGB AGHGNMANBGANZZHA MBHRMBGRHRBG HRRZZZAR HARZ mAGBHA ARBG HHARHA, BNMBG HHA'RZ NHRBG BHAHAN ZHRmBARMBARHAGB. BGHABG MNMARMNMN RZHRHRN BHA RHAmHAGBARHAGB.<br />
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<center>'''Diary of a Moooose Hoole'''<br><< [[User:Moose_Hole/Hoole/January2012|previous]] - [[User:Moose_Hole/Hoole/March2012|next]] >></center></div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UD_Fark/Zeds&diff=1981513UD Fark/Zeds2012-02-13T17:17:04Z<p>Moose Hole: /* Roster */</p>
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<div>*[[UD Fark|UD Fark Home]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Survivors|Jump to UD Fark Survivors]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Zeds/Halp|Halp]]<br />
<br />
== Group ==<br />
ZombieFark<br />
== Home Base ==<br />
[[The Musgrove Arms]] in [[Spicer Hills]]<br />
== Roster ==<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1326626 alphabravo42](Alphabravo42)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008334 BarryBrains](RandomInterrupt)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1105882 Blue Palasky]<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1005398 bmckenna](bmckenna)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1781582 Dr Hurl]<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1206421 Ephraim Waite](Kahiel)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008892 EViLTrE](EViL0nE)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007227 Frank Zombonie](Linden16)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2011317 idsfa](idsfa)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007597 Moooose Hoole]([[User:Moose Hole|Moose Hole]])<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007750 OscarFoxtrot](Foxtrot Oscar)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008989 Spanky The Zombie](Spanky22)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1363656 SuperRotter]<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1106838 TheDeadMike1983](thebigmike1983)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=897808 Vigoda](Recockulous)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2010392 wargabl](spleen63)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2009360 Zombeonaut](Ayreonaut)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=929258 Zombleak](Bleak Outlook)<br />
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[[Category:Zombie Groups|ZombieFark]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UD_Fark&diff=1981477UD Fark2012-02-13T15:04:59Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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<div>{{groupbox|<br />
group_name=Fark|<br />
group_image=[[Image:udfarklogo.jpg]]|<br />
group_abbrev=UDF|<br />
group_slogan=It's not Braaiiiinns, It's UD Fark|<br />
group_membership=undisclosed|<br />
group_leaders= Majority Vote|<br />
group_goals= Head shots, Body shots, Money..| <br />
group_recruit= open recruiting: apply at a Fark Bar| <br />
group_contact= temporarily unavailable|<br />
}}<br />
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== Groups ==<br />
*Survivors: [[UD Fark/Survivors|UD Fark]]<br />
*Zombies: [[UD Fark/Zeds|ZombieFark]]<br />
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== HALP ==<br />
If you are new, you should either read the [[UD_Fark/Survivors/Halp|Survivor Halp File]] or [[UD_Fark/Zeds/Halp|Zombie Halp File]] depending on your favored form.<br />
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== UD News Farkive ==<br />
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* '''January 25, 2012''' - After several years of relative inactivity, [[UD Fark]] returns to [[Malton]]. New spots to reconnoiter are: [[UD Fark/Survivors|Survivor Farkers]] at [[The Prangnell Arms]] ([[Tollyton]]), and [[UD Fark/Zeds|Zombie Farkers]] at [[The Musgrove Arms]] ([[Spicer Hills]]). <br />
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* '''February 17, 2008''' - The month long siege of [[Joachim Mall]] has ended, for the moment at least. Excepting that the Mall was lost for a period of roughly two days, and suffered sporadic break ins at the SE corner, it remained in survivor hands for the entirety of the siege. Not a decisive victory, but victory nonetheless.<br />
-- UD Fark would like to thank all of the survivor groups who saw fit to lend a hand in staving off the assault. Among the groups spotted in action were members of: [[Starcake Faction]], [[The Lumberjacks]], & [[The Fortress]]. If your group was not listed it is not for lack of gratitude.<br />
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06:42, 18 February 2008 (UTC)<br />
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* '''January 19, 2008''' - Having successfully established a branch safe house in [[Club Simpson]], UD Fark has moved to secure [[The Axtence Building]] to provide [[Osmondville]] with a regularly serviced UD Fark [[revivification point]]. After quickly silencing a laughable attempt at insurrection by [[Molly Co. Poofs and Burgers]], [[F.U.B.A.R.]] has gained control of the building. This unit will be providing medical attention to area survivors, and handing out revives at [[Barrington Walk]].<br />
22:03, 19 January 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== UD Fark History ==<br />
A group of friends stumbled into the town of Malton in search of the fabled Ultimate Brewery. The less inebriated members noticed that the women they were speaking to were not ''into them'', but ''eating them.'' Now, this band of drunken misfits wanders the city; half still search for the legendary brewery, the other half are after your braaaaaiiiiiinnssss.<br />
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{{RadioFreq|freq=28.67|coords=undisclosed}}<br />
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== Fark Bars ==<br />
February 2012:<br />
*[[The Prangnell Arms]] ([[Tollyton]]) for [[UD Fark/Survivors|Survivor Farkers]]<br />
*[[The Musgrove Arms]] ([[Spicer Hills]]) for [[UD Fark/Zeds|Zombie Farkers]]<br />
July 2008: UD Fark is currently operating two safehouses: The [[The Orome Arms]] in [[Penny Heights]], and due to rapid growth in membership have occupied [[Club Simpson]] in [[Osmondville]]. This gives Fark a protectorate territory ranging from eastern [[Gulsonside]] to western [[Penny Heights]].<br />
With the establishment of [[F.U.B.A.R.]], UD Fark will have a permanent tactical aid squad dedicated solely to the relief of survivors in our home area.<br />
<br />
== The UD Fark Philosophy ==<br />
There shall be boobies & beer throughout the land. Also, zombies are bad.<br />
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[[Image:Zombie_SeasondstDetail-1.jpg]]<br />
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== Farktivities ==<br />
*Mass Consumption of Beer<br />
*Protection of Survivors on the Home Turf<br />
*Graffiti Cliches across the Face of Malton<br />
*Provide Revivifications at [[Barrington Walk]], with irregular monitoring of [[Churchous Avenue (Penny Heights)]]<br />
**[http://urbandead.farkers.org UD Fark Revive Request Board]<br />
*'''Network:''' irc.coldfront.net **[irc://irc.coldfront.net/udfark #udfark] - Official IRC channel for UD Fark.<br />
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==Allies==<br />
We’ll let you know<br />
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==Enemies==<br />
You’ll know soon enough<br />
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== Stuff we Endorse ==<br />
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{{SacredGroundPolicy}}<br />
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{{PK Reporting2}}<br />
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{{UBP}}<br />
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[[Category:Organizations]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UD_Fark/Survivors&diff=1980925UD Fark/Survivors2012-02-10T14:37:00Z<p>Moose Hole: /* Roster */</p>
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<div>*[[UD Fark|UD Fark Home]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Zeds|Jump to ZombieFark]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Survivors/Halp|Halp]]<br />
<br />
== Group ==<br />
UD Fark<br />
== Home Base ==<br />
[[The Prangnell Arms]] in [[Tollyton]]<br />
== Roster ==<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2009345 Ayreonaut](Ayreonaut)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2006974 beachdeadrat]([[User:Beachrat|Beachrat]])<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=908254 Bison Dele](recockulous)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008415 botaj](jsobota)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1828683 catcherofsouls](Catcherofsouls)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2009522 Decider Inchief](Decide R Inchief)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=881674 Doctor Eco](Ecobuckeye)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2006379 Emperor Norton I](Emperor Norton I)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2006997 EViLTeW](EViL0nE)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2006920 FoxtrotOscar](Foxtrot Oscar)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2009409 Fr05t](Fr05t)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007115 Hokied](Hokied)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1124751 HumanBou](Bou77)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1380424 ironone](ironone)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1013074 JayBents](JayBents)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1163775 Kahiel](Kahiel)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007286 Moose Hole]([[User:Moose Hole|Moose Hole]])<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=896458 Mr Bleak2](Bleak Outlook)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=877485 one eighty two](one_eighty_two)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=892539 Ppank]<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007925 Rnadmo](RandomInterrupt)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=335960 ShiniBents](JayBents)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2009648 sk1mofo](sk1)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007845 smontag](smontag)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008752 Spanky McFark](Spanky22)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008109 spleen63](spleen63)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1326564 Stoffel42](AlphaBravo42)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007220 Takeshi Kobayashi](Linden16)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1100040 TheBigMike1983](thebigmike1983)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1013266 zambara](bmckenna)<br />
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[[Category:Survivor Groups|UD Fark]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UD_Fark/Zeds&diff=1980924UD Fark/Zeds2012-02-10T14:36:30Z<p>Moose Hole: /* Roster */</p>
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<div>*[[UD Fark|UD Fark Home]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Survivors|Jump to UD Fark Survivors]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Zeds/Halp|Halp]]<br />
<br />
== Group ==<br />
ZombieFark<br />
== Home Base ==<br />
[[The Musgrove Arms]] in [[Spicer Hills]]<br />
== Roster ==<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1326626 alphabravo42](Alphabravo42)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008334 BarryBrains](RandomInterrupt)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1105882 Blue Palasky]<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1005398 bmckenna](bmckenna)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1781582 Dr Hurl]<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1206421 Ephraim Waite](Kahiel)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008892 EViLTrE](EViL0nE)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007227 Frank Zombonie](Linden16)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007597 Moooose Hoole]([[User:Moose Hole|Moose Hole]])<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2007750 OscarFoxtrot](Foxtrot Oscar)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2008989 Spanky The Zombie](Spanky22)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1363656 SuperRotter]<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1106838 TheDeadMike1983](thebigmike1983)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=897808 Vigoda](Recockulous)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2010392 wargabl](spleen63)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2009360 Zombeonaut](Ayreonaut)<br />
*[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=929258 Zombleak](Bleak Outlook)<br />
<br />
[[Category:Zombie Groups|ZombieFark]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UD_Fark/Survivors/Halp&diff=1980631UD Fark/Survivors/Halp2012-02-09T15:23:53Z<p>Moose Hole: /* Setup */</p>
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<div>*[[UD Fark]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Survivors]]<br />
<br />
== Setup ==<br />
*Add yourself to the [[UD Fark/Survivors#Roster|Roster]].<br />
*Add everyone else on the [[UD Fark/Survivors#Roster|Roster]] to your [[Contacts List]].<br />
*Go to Settings and change Group to [[UD Fark/Survivors|UD Fark]].<br />
*Eventually, go to [[The Prangnell Arms]] in [[Tollyton]] and set it as your safe house. It is over barricaded, so you cannot enter until you have acquired the ''' ''free running'' ''' skill, to jump from one building interior to another. Once you can free run, the warehouse SE of Prangnell Arms is currently (04 Feb 2012) at VSB.<br />
<br />
== If you're currently alive ==<br />
1. Acquiring skills is critical, and requires experience points (XP). XP are gained by damaging a zombie, killing a zombie, using first aid kits (FAKs) ''only on other people'' or zombies, building barricades (after you purchase that skill), and spraypainting graffiti in certain places.<br />
<br />
2. Most XP come through using tools, and requires surviving. So, familiarize yourself with the kinds of buildings that have good stuff (defense, offense, FAKs, and other tools), and where not to waste your time. Use your action points (APs) to scout out useful buildings you can enter to gather stuff you can use. <br />
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For example: Police stations have guns and ammo for offense, and flak jackets for defense. Flak jackets absorb damage, making you harder to kill. Hospitals have FAKs. Fire stations have fire axes.<br />
<br />
3. Stay indoors when you can. When you're outside, you will be unable to enter a building that has been heavily barricaded. When standing in front of these buildings, the description will say "heavily barricaded" "very heavily barricaded" or "extremely heavily barricaded". Anything else will let you in (Very Strong, Fairly Strong, Lightly, Loosely, Doors Closed, Doors Wide Open). If you have a lot of APs, you may be able to break into a heavily barricaded building.<br />
<br />
4. ''Free running'' is the first skill you should get, because then you can jump inside barricaded (or other) buildings from the inside of any neighboring building (saving wear and tear, time outside, and APs). <br />
<br />
5. When free running, ''watch out for buildings shaded in gray!'' These are "ruined" and when you try to enter, you will fall to the street, losing 4-5 HP.'' Plus, you'll be outside again. Also ''watch for monuments and carparks''- jumping to these will put you back outside as well.<br />
<br />
6. After you acquire free running skills, you'll probably want one of the skills that boosts your ability to aim. <br />
<br />
7. Don't attack other people, because it's poor etiquette and will also get you on a bounty hunter list.<br />
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8. If you are bitten by a zombie, you may see the message that ''you're infected''. '''You will lose 1''HP'' for every action you take until you die!''' A FAK will restore HP and can CURE YOUR INFECTION!</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UD_Fark/Survivors/Halp&diff=1980630UD Fark/Survivors/Halp2012-02-09T15:23:40Z<p>Moose Hole: /* Setup */</p>
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<div>*[[UD Fark]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Survivors]]<br />
<br />
== Setup ==<br />
*Add yourself to the [[UD Fark/Survivors#Roster|Roster]].<br />
*Add everyone else on the [[UD Fark/Survivors#Roster|Roster]] to your [[Contacts List]].<br />
*Go to Settings and change Group to [[UD Fark|UD Fark/Survivors]].<br />
*Eventually, go to [[The Prangnell Arms]] in [[Tollyton]] and set it as your safe house. It is over barricaded, so you cannot enter until you have acquired the ''' ''free running'' ''' skill, to jump from one building interior to another. Once you can free run, the warehouse SE of Prangnell Arms is currently (04 Feb 2012) at VSB.<br />
<br />
== If you're currently alive ==<br />
1. Acquiring skills is critical, and requires experience points (XP). XP are gained by damaging a zombie, killing a zombie, using first aid kits (FAKs) ''only on other people'' or zombies, building barricades (after you purchase that skill), and spraypainting graffiti in certain places.<br />
<br />
2. Most XP come through using tools, and requires surviving. So, familiarize yourself with the kinds of buildings that have good stuff (defense, offense, FAKs, and other tools), and where not to waste your time. Use your action points (APs) to scout out useful buildings you can enter to gather stuff you can use. <br />
<br />
For example: Police stations have guns and ammo for offense, and flak jackets for defense. Flak jackets absorb damage, making you harder to kill. Hospitals have FAKs. Fire stations have fire axes.<br />
<br />
3. Stay indoors when you can. When you're outside, you will be unable to enter a building that has been heavily barricaded. When standing in front of these buildings, the description will say "heavily barricaded" "very heavily barricaded" or "extremely heavily barricaded". Anything else will let you in (Very Strong, Fairly Strong, Lightly, Loosely, Doors Closed, Doors Wide Open). If you have a lot of APs, you may be able to break into a heavily barricaded building.<br />
<br />
4. ''Free running'' is the first skill you should get, because then you can jump inside barricaded (or other) buildings from the inside of any neighboring building (saving wear and tear, time outside, and APs). <br />
<br />
5. When free running, ''watch out for buildings shaded in gray!'' These are "ruined" and when you try to enter, you will fall to the street, losing 4-5 HP.'' Plus, you'll be outside again. Also ''watch for monuments and carparks''- jumping to these will put you back outside as well.<br />
<br />
6. After you acquire free running skills, you'll probably want one of the skills that boosts your ability to aim. <br />
<br />
7. Don't attack other people, because it's poor etiquette and will also get you on a bounty hunter list.<br />
<br />
8. If you are bitten by a zombie, you may see the message that ''you're infected''. '''You will lose 1''HP'' for every action you take until you die!''' A FAK will restore HP and can CURE YOUR INFECTION!</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UD_Fark/Zeds/Halp&diff=1980629UD Fark/Zeds/Halp2012-02-09T15:23:06Z<p>Moose Hole: /* Setup */</p>
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<div>[[UD Fark]]<br />
<br />
== Setup ==<br />
*Add yourself to the [[UD Fark/Zeds#Roster|Roster]].<br />
*Add everyone else on the [[UD Fark/Zeds#Roster|Roster]] to your [[Contacts List]].<br />
*Go to Settings and change Group to [[ZombieFark]].<br />
*Eventually, go to [[The Musgrove Arms]] in [[Spicer Hills]] to join the horde. Optionally, set it as your safe house if you're not currently a zombie.<br />
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== If you're currently dead ==<br />
1. Lurching Gait is the first thing you should buy. If you don't have it, it costs you 2AP for every step you take. After that, you might start working on memories of life (so you can open doors/make limited zombah speech/etc).<br />
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2. To get revived, do NOT stand in front of a building. Stand in a cemetery and wait. You can also look for streets, monuments, or other places that have graffiti advertising revive points. Once you've found a spot to stand, post your location so we can find and revive you.<br />
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3. Experience points are gained by successfully attacking survivors, barricades, and other zombies (again, less XP for killing your own). Bonus points if you actually kill someone.<br />
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4. Stick with a horde and coordinate- it will take all your AP to knock down a barricade. With a horde, you can all bash on it and still have AP left to eat the delicious people inside the building!<br />
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5. Do NOT buy brain rot unless you are ready to be a zombie permanently. The only way to revive a "rotter" is to get them inside a special building while it has power and have someone waiting with a revivication syringe (needle).</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UD_Fark/Zeds/Halp&diff=1980628UD Fark/Zeds/Halp2012-02-09T15:21:57Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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<div>[[UD Fark]]<br />
<br />
== Setup ==<br />
*Add yourself to the [[UD Fark/Zeds#Roster|Roster]].<br />
*Add everyone else on the [[UD Fark/Zeds#Roster|Roster]] to your [[Contacts List]].<br />
*Go to Settings and change Group to ZombieFark.<br />
*Eventually, go to [[The Musgrove Arms]] in [[Spicer Hills]] to join the horde. Optionally, set it as your safe house if you're not currently a zombie.<br />
<br />
== If you're currently dead ==<br />
1. Lurching Gait is the first thing you should buy. If you don't have it, it costs you 2AP for every step you take. After that, you might start working on memories of life (so you can open doors/make limited zombah speech/etc).<br />
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2. To get revived, do NOT stand in front of a building. Stand in a cemetery and wait. You can also look for streets, monuments, or other places that have graffiti advertising revive points. Once you've found a spot to stand, post your location so we can find and revive you.<br />
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3. Experience points are gained by successfully attacking survivors, barricades, and other zombies (again, less XP for killing your own). Bonus points if you actually kill someone.<br />
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4. Stick with a horde and coordinate- it will take all your AP to knock down a barricade. With a horde, you can all bash on it and still have AP left to eat the delicious people inside the building!<br />
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5. Do NOT buy brain rot unless you are ready to be a zombie permanently. The only way to revive a "rotter" is to get them inside a special building while it has power and have someone waiting with a revivication syringe (needle).</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UD_Fark/Survivors/Halp&diff=1980627UD Fark/Survivors/Halp2012-02-09T15:21:39Z<p>Moose Hole: /* Setup */</p>
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<div>*[[UD Fark]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Survivors]]<br />
<br />
== Setup ==<br />
*Add yourself to the [[UD Fark/Survivors#Roster|Roster]].<br />
*Add everyone else on the [[UD Fark/Survivors#Roster|Roster]] to your [[Contacts List]].<br />
*Go to Settings and change Group to UD Fark.<br />
*Eventually, go to [[The Prangnell Arms]] in [[Tollyton]] and set it as your safe house. It is over barricaded, so you cannot enter until you have acquired the ''' ''free running'' ''' skill, to jump from one building interior to another. Once you can free run, the warehouse SE of Prangnell Arms is currently (04 Feb 2012) at VSB.<br />
<br />
== If you're currently alive ==<br />
1. Acquiring skills is critical, and requires experience points (XP). XP are gained by damaging a zombie, killing a zombie, using first aid kits (FAKs) ''only on other people'' or zombies, building barricades (after you purchase that skill), and spraypainting graffiti in certain places.<br />
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2. Most XP come through using tools, and requires surviving. So, familiarize yourself with the kinds of buildings that have good stuff (defense, offense, FAKs, and other tools), and where not to waste your time. Use your action points (APs) to scout out useful buildings you can enter to gather stuff you can use. <br />
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For example: Police stations have guns and ammo for offense, and flak jackets for defense. Flak jackets absorb damage, making you harder to kill. Hospitals have FAKs. Fire stations have fire axes.<br />
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3. Stay indoors when you can. When you're outside, you will be unable to enter a building that has been heavily barricaded. When standing in front of these buildings, the description will say "heavily barricaded" "very heavily barricaded" or "extremely heavily barricaded". Anything else will let you in (Very Strong, Fairly Strong, Lightly, Loosely, Doors Closed, Doors Wide Open). If you have a lot of APs, you may be able to break into a heavily barricaded building.<br />
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4. ''Free running'' is the first skill you should get, because then you can jump inside barricaded (or other) buildings from the inside of any neighboring building (saving wear and tear, time outside, and APs). <br />
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5. When free running, ''watch out for buildings shaded in gray!'' These are "ruined" and when you try to enter, you will fall to the street, losing 4-5 HP.'' Plus, you'll be outside again. Also ''watch for monuments and carparks''- jumping to these will put you back outside as well.<br />
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6. After you acquire free running skills, you'll probably want one of the skills that boosts your ability to aim. <br />
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7. Don't attack other people, because it's poor etiquette and will also get you on a bounty hunter list.<br />
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8. If you are bitten by a zombie, you may see the message that ''you're infected''. '''You will lose 1''HP'' for every action you take until you die!''' A FAK will restore HP and can CURE YOUR INFECTION!</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UD_Fark/Survivors/Halp&diff=1980626UD Fark/Survivors/Halp2012-02-09T15:20:29Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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<div>*[[UD Fark]]<br />
*[[UD Fark/Survivors]]<br />
<br />
== Setup ==<br />
*Add yourself to the [[UD Fark/Survivors#Roster|Roster]].<br />
*Add everyone else on the [[UD Fark/Survivors#Roster|Roster]] to your contact list<br />
*Go to Settings and change Group to UD Fark.<br />
*Eventually, go to [[The Prangnell Arms]] in [[Tollyton]] and set it as your safe house. It is over barricaded, so you cannot enter until you have acquired the ''' ''free running'' ''' skill, to jump from one building interior to another. Once you can free run, the warehouse SE of Prangnell Arms is currently (04 Feb 2012) at VSB.<br />
<br />
== If you're currently alive ==<br />
1. Acquiring skills is critical, and requires experience points (XP). XP are gained by damaging a zombie, killing a zombie, using first aid kits (FAKs) ''only on other people'' or zombies, building barricades (after you purchase that skill), and spraypainting graffiti in certain places.<br />
<br />
2. Most XP come through using tools, and requires surviving. So, familiarize yourself with the kinds of buildings that have good stuff (defense, offense, FAKs, and other tools), and where not to waste your time. Use your action points (APs) to scout out useful buildings you can enter to gather stuff you can use. <br />
<br />
For example: Police stations have guns and ammo for offense, and flak jackets for defense. Flak jackets absorb damage, making you harder to kill. Hospitals have FAKs. Fire stations have fire axes.<br />
<br />
3. Stay indoors when you can. When you're outside, you will be unable to enter a building that has been heavily barricaded. When standing in front of these buildings, the description will say "heavily barricaded" "very heavily barricaded" or "extremely heavily barricaded". Anything else will let you in (Very Strong, Fairly Strong, Lightly, Loosely, Doors Closed, Doors Wide Open). If you have a lot of APs, you may be able to break into a heavily barricaded building.<br />
<br />
4. ''Free running'' is the first skill you should get, because then you can jump inside barricaded (or other) buildings from the inside of any neighboring building (saving wear and tear, time outside, and APs). <br />
<br />
5. When free running, ''watch out for buildings shaded in gray!'' These are "ruined" and when you try to enter, you will fall to the street, losing 4-5 HP.'' Plus, you'll be outside again. Also ''watch for monuments and carparks''- jumping to these will put you back outside as well.<br />
<br />
6. After you acquire free running skills, you'll probably want one of the skills that boosts your ability to aim. <br />
<br />
7. Don't attack other people, because it's poor etiquette and will also get you on a bounty hunter list.<br />
<br />
8. If you are bitten by a zombie, you may see the message that ''you're infected''. '''You will lose 1''HP'' for every action you take until you die!''' A FAK will restore HP and can CURE YOUR INFECTION!</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UD_Fark/Zeds/Halp&diff=1980624UD Fark/Zeds/Halp2012-02-09T15:20:04Z<p>Moose Hole: /* Setup */</p>
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<div>[[UD Fark]]<br />
<br />
== Setup ==<br />
*Add yourself to the [[UD Fark/Zeds#Roster|Roster]].<br />
*Add everyone else on the [[UD Fark/Zeds#Roster|Roster]] to your contact list.<br />
*Go to Settings and change Group to ZombieFark.<br />
*Eventually, go to [[The Musgrove Arms]] in [[Spicer Hills]] to join the horde. Optionally, set it as your safe house if you're not currently a zombie.<br />
<br />
== If you're currently dead ==<br />
1. Lurching Gait is the first thing you should buy. If you don't have it, it costs you 2AP for every step you take. After that, you might start working on memories of life (so you can open doors/make limited zombah speech/etc).<br />
<br />
2. To get revived, do NOT stand in front of a building. Stand in a cemetery and wait. You can also look for streets, monuments, or other places that have graffiti advertising revive points. Once you've found a spot to stand, post your location so we can find and revive you.<br />
<br />
3. Experience points are gained by successfully attacking survivors, barricades, and other zombies (again, less XP for killing your own). Bonus points if you actually kill someone.<br />
<br />
4. Stick with a horde and coordinate- it will take all your AP to knock down a barricade. With a horde, you can all bash on it and still have AP left to eat the delicious people inside the building!<br />
<br />
5. Do NOT buy brain rot unless you are ready to be a zombie permanently. The only way to revive a "rotter" is to get them inside a special building while it has power and have someone waiting with a revivication syringe (needle).</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=UD_Fark&diff=1980623UD Fark2012-02-09T15:18:50Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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group_name=Fark|<br />
group_image=[[Image:udfarklogo.jpg]]|<br />
group_abbrev=UDF|<br />
group_slogan=It's not Braaiiiinns, It's UD Fark|<br />
group_membership=undisclosed|<br />
group_leaders= Majority Vote|<br />
group_goals= Head shots, Body shots, Money..| <br />
group_recruit= open recruiting: apply at a Fark Bar| <br />
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== Groups ==<br />
*Survivors: [[UD Fark/Survivors|UD Fark]]<br />
*Zombies: [[UD Fark/Zeds|ZombieFark]]<br />
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== HALP ==<br />
If you are new, you should either read the [[UD_Fark/Survivors/Halp|Survivor Halp File]] or [[UD_Fark/Zeds/Halp|Zombie Halp File]] depending on your favored form.<br />
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== UD News Farkive ==<br />
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* '''January 25, 2012''' - After several years of relative inactivity, [[UD Fark]] returns to [[Malton]]. New spots to reconnoiter are: [[UD Fark/Survivors|Survivor Farkers]] at [[The Prangnell Arms]] ([[Tollyton]]), and [[UD Fark/Zeds|Zombie Farkers]] at [[The Musgrove Arms]] ([[Spicer Hills]]). <br />
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* '''February 17, 2008''' - The month long siege of [[Joachim Mall]] has ended, for the moment at least. Excepting that the Mall was lost for a period of roughly two days, and suffered sporadic break ins at the SE corner, it remained in survivor hands for the entirety of the siege. Not a decisive victory, but victory nonetheless.<br />
-- UD Fark would like to thank all of the survivor groups who saw fit to lend a hand in staving off the assault. Among the groups spotted in action were members of: [[Starcake Faction]], [[The Lumberjacks]], & [[The Fortress]]. If your group was not listed it is not for lack of gratitude.<br />
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06:42, 18 February 2008 (UTC)<br />
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* '''January 19, 2008''' - Having successfully established a branch safe house in [[Club Simpson]], UD Fark has moved to secure [[The Axtence Building]] to provide [[Osmondville]] with a regularly serviced UD Fark [[revivification point]]. After quickly silencing a laughable attempt at insurrection by [[Molly Co. Poofs and Burgers]], [[F.U.B.A.R.]] has gained control of the building. This unit will be providing medical attention to area survivors, and handing out revives at [[Barrington Walk]].<br />
22:03, 19 January 2008 (UTC)<br />
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== UD Fark History ==<br />
A group of friends stumbled into the town of Malton in search of the fabled Ultimate Brewery. The less inebriated members noticed that the women they were speaking to were not ''into them'', but ''eating them.'' Now, this band of drunken misfits wanders the city; half still search for the legendary brewery, the other half are after your braaaaaiiiiiinnssss.<br />
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== Fark Bars ==<br />
February 2012:<br />
*[[The Prangnell Arms]] ([[Tollyton]]) for [[UD Fark/Survivors|Survivor Farkers]]<br />
*[[The Musgrove Arms]] ([[Spicer Hills]]) for [[UD Fark/Zeds|Zombie Farkers]]<br />
July 2008: UD Fark is currently operating two safehouses: The [[The Orome Arms]] in [[Penny Heights]], and due to rapid growth in membership have occupied [[Club Simpson]] in [[Osmondville]]. This gives Fark a protectorate territory ranging from eastern [[Gulsonside]] to western [[Penny Heights]].<br />
With the establishment of [[F.U.B.A.R.]], UD Fark will have a permanent tactical aid squad dedicated solely to the relief of survivors in our home area.<br />
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== The UD Fark Philosophy ==<br />
There shall be boobies & beer throughout the land. Also, zombies are bad.<br />
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[[Image:Zombie_SeasondstDetail-1.jpg]]<br />
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== Farktivities ==<br />
*Mass Consumption of Beer<br />
*Protection of Survivors on the Home Turf<br />
*Graffiti Cliches across the Face of Malton<br />
*Provide Revivifications at [[Barrington Walk]], with irregular monitoring of [[Churchous Avenue (Penny Heights)]]<br />
**[http://urbandead.farkers.org UD Fark Revive Request Board]<br />
*'''Network:''' irc.coldfront.net **[irc://irc.coldfront.net/udfark #udfark] - Official IRC channel for UD Fark.<br />
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==Allies==<br />
We’ll let you know<br />
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==Enemies==<br />
You’ll know soon enough<br />
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== Stuff we Endorse ==<br />
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[[Category:Organizations]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Skilliter_Motel&diff=1980621The Skilliter Motel2012-02-09T14:58:09Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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{{Locationblock|<br />
location_type=Motel|<br />
suburb=Wykewood|<br />
coordinates=14,75|<br />
NW_location=[[Salter Place|Salter Place]]|NW_color=Street|<br />
N_location=[[Toller Lane|Toller Lane]]|N_color=Street|<br />
NE_location=[[Rusher Boulevard|Rusher Boulevard]]|NE_color=Street|<br />
W_location=[[the Dufferin Building]]|W_color=Building|<br />
This_location=the Skilliter Motel|location_color=Hotel|<br />
E_location=[[Garde Drive School]]|E_color=School|<br />
SW_location=[[Ellacott Plaza|Ellacott Plaza]]|SW_color=Street|<br />
S_location=[[Smith Boulevard|Smith Boulevard]]|S_color=Street|<br />
SE_location=[[Wilton Drive|Wilton Drive]]|SE_color=Street}}<br />
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[[Image:Maltel.gif|150px|MalTel|left]]<br />
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;In Game Description:You are standing outside the Skilliter Motel, a fire-damaged white-stone building, its doorway flanked by statues.<br clear="left"/><br />
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===Phone Mast status report===<br />
If you know the status of this phone mast please update http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Mobile_Phone_Mast#Locations Thanks<br />
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===NecroWatch===<br />
Now considered this suburb's Scout Point for [[NecroWatch]]. As this suburb has no NTs, a composite scout report can be made from this location and posted on the page for this suburb to the benefit of all. If you are interested in continuing the scout report, especially during times of zombie seige, please contact [[NecroWatch]]--[[User:Dr Mycroft Chris|Dr Mycroft Chris]] 07:19, 6 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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[[Category:Mobile Phone Masts|Skilliter Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Sellwood_Motel&diff=1980620The Sellwood Motel2012-02-09T14:57:46Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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location_type=Motel|<br />
suburb=Peppardville|<br />
coordinates=73,40|<br />
NW_location=[[Bulmer Lane]]<br /><small>([[Heytown]])</small>|NW_color=Street|<br />
N_location=[[Lessey Row]]<br /><small>([[Heytown]])</small>|N_color=Street|<br />
NE_location=[[Junkyard 74,39|a junkyard]]<br /><small>([[Heytown]])</small>|NE_color=Junkyard|<br />
W_location=[[Gwilliam Alley]]|W_color=Street|<br />
This_location=The Sellwood Motel|location_color=Motel|<br />
E_location=[[Club Dupe]]|E_color=Club|<br />
SW_location=[[Factory 72,41|a factory]]|SW_color=Factory|<br />
S_location=[[Robilliard Walk]]|S_color=Street|<br />
SE_location=[[St. Paschal's Hospital]]|SE_color=Hospital}}<br />
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Operated by the owner of Club Dupe, the Sellwood was notorious for rowdy parties and nuisance complaints as a consequence of the spill-over atmosphere from Club Dupe. Was briefly in the news in 2001, when a scandal involving a Ft. Creedy colonel and an enlisted man hit the papers. A private video detailing the "fraternizing between ranks" at the Sellwood Motel was leaked and quickly made the rounds on the internet.<br />
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====Current Status====<br />
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'''November 2, 2007''' Currently EHB, no power. {{User:cuio/sig}} 22:08, 2 November 2007 (UTC)<br />
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[[Category:Peppardville|Sellwood Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Soper_Motel&diff=1980619The Soper Motel2012-02-09T14:57:31Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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{{Locationblock|<br />
location_type=Hotel|<br />
suburb=Shearbank|<br />
coordinates=57,24|<br />
location_type=Motel|<br />
NW_location=[[Bryan Walk]]|NW_color=Street|<br />
N_location=[[Cleall Walk]]|N_color=Street|<br />
NE_location=[[Carpark 58,23|a carpark]]|NE_color=Carpark|<br />
W_location=[[Keedwell Plaza School]]|W_color=School|<br />
This_location=the Soper Motel|location_color=Motel|<br />
E_location=[[Aslin Crescent]]|E_color=Street|<br />
SW_location=[[Lazarus General Hospital]]|SW_color=Hospital|<br />
S_location=[[Clewlow Drive]]|S_color=Street|<br />
SE_location=[[Belben Lane]]|SE_color=Street}}<br />
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====Barricade Policy====<br />
According to the [[Shearbank#Shearbank_Barricade_Plan|Shearbank Barricade Plan]], the Soper Motel should be kept Extremely Heavily Barricaded at all times.<br />
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====Current Status====<br />
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[[Category:Shearbank|Soper Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Spare_Motel&diff=1980618The Spare Motel2012-02-09T14:57:19Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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{{Locationblock|<br />
suburb=Huntley Heights|<br />
coordinates=65,28|<br />
location_type=Hotel|<br />
NW_location=[[Michell Avenue]]|NW_color=Street|<br />
N_location=[[Schandua Bank]]|N_color=Bank|<br />
NE_location=[[Highton Place (Huntley Heights)|Highton Place]]|NE_color=Street|<br />
W_location=[[Geddes Plaza]]|W_color=Street|<br />
This_location=the Spare Motel|location_color=Motel|<br />
E_location=[[Eford Way]]|E_color=Street|<br />
SW_location=[[Hammond Library]]|SW_color=Library|<br />
S_location=[[65,29|St. Elisabeth's Church]]|S_color=Church|<br />
SE_location=[[The Horder Motel (Huntley Heights)|the Horder Motel]]|SE_color=Motel}}<br />
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==The Spare Motel==<br />
===Description===<br />
There are two [[motel]]s in the [[suburb]] of [[Huntley Heights]]. [[Wine|Bottles of Wine]] and [[newspaper]]s can be found in these motels. [[Tagging]] them earns no [[XP]].<br />
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The Spare Motel is located at coordinates 65,28 in Huntley Heights.<br />
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===History===<br />
The Spare served as the original secondary homebase for [[The 4-H]].<br />
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===Barricade Policy===<br />
Building is to be maintained EHB by the [[Human Habitat for Huntley]].<br />
===Current Status===<br />
Caded EHB. --{{User:Damocles S/SIG}} 01:58, 24 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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Caded EHB. --{{User:Damocles S/SIG}} 01:57, 10 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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Caded VSB. --{{User:Damocles S/SIG}} 01:03, 5 June 2009 (BST)<br />
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Caded HB. --{{User:Damocles S/SIG}} 00:46, 20 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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Caded VHB. --{{User:Damocles S/SIG}} 22:32, 16 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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Caded HB. --{{User:Damocles S/SIG}} 18:42, 10 May 2009 (BST)<br />
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[[Category:Hotels|Spare Motel, The]]<br />
[[Category:4H|Motel]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Spurway_Hotel&diff=1980617The Spurway Hotel2012-02-09T14:57:07Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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suburb=Shore Hills|<br />
coordinates=34,57|<br />
NW_location=[[Gridley Crescent]]|NW_color=Street|<br />
N_location=[[the Boait Arms|the Boait Arms]]|N_color=Arms|<br />
NE_location=[[Warehouse 35,56|a warehouse]]|NE_color=Warehouse|<br />
W_location=[[the Pittman Building]]<br /><small>([[NecroTech|NT]])</small>|W_color=Necrotech|<br />
This_location=the Spurway Hotel|location_color=Hotel|location_type=Hotel|<br />
E_location=[[Towning Street]]|E_color=Street|<br />
SW_location=[[Club Chalderwood]]|SW_color=Club|<br />
S_location=[[Stephens Street]]|S_color=Street|<br />
SE_location=[[Carslake Towers|Carslake Towers]]|SE_color=Tower}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
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===Barricade Policy===<br />
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===History===<br />
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[[Category:Hotels|Spurway Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Ratcliffe_Motel&diff=1980616The Ratcliffe Motel2012-02-09T14:28:55Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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suburb=Chudleyton|<br />
coordinates=13,28|<br />
location_type=Motel|<br />
NW_location=[[Rodwell Row Police Department]]|NW_color=Police Dept|<br />
N_location=[[Younghusband Square]]|N_color=Street|<br />
NE_location=[[the Donovan Building]]|NE_color=Building|<br />
W_location=[[Craven Way]]|W_color=Street|<br />
This_location=the Ratcliffe Motel|location_color=Motel|<br />
E_location=[[Rome Way]]|E_color=Street|<br />
SW_location=[[wasteland_12,29|wasteland]]|SW_color=Wasteland|<br />
S_location=[[the Waugh Arms]]|S_color=Arms|<br />
SE_location=[[Rowse Cinema]]|SE_color=Cinema}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
'''The Ratcliffe Motel''' is a [[Motel]] in Chudleyton. <br />
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===History===<br />
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===Barricade Policy===<br />
EHB, see [[Chudleyton Barricade Plan]].<br />
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[[Category:Hotels|Ratcliffe Motel, The]]<br />
[[Category:Chudleyton|Ratcliffe Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Willcox_Motel&diff=1980615The Willcox Motel2012-02-09T14:28:40Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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{{Locationblock|<br />
suburb=Shackleville|<br />
coordinates=59,68|<br />
NW_location=[[Gilles Drive]]|NW_color=Street|<br />
N_location=[[Warehouse 59,67|a warehouse]]|N_color=Warehouse|<br />
NE_location=[[Handel Square]]<br /><small>([[Tollyton]])</small>|NE_color=Street|<br />
W_location=[[Plumley Alley]]|W_color=Street|<br />
This_location=the Willcox Motel|location_color=Hotel|location_type=Hotel|<br />
E_location=[[Keeble Towers]]<br /><small>([[Tollyton]])</small>|E_color=Tower|<br />
SW_location=[[Vines Plaza School]]|SW_color=School|<br />
S_location=[[Dedeystere Square]]|S_color=Street|<br />
SE_location=[[the Hellier Monument]]<br /><small>([[Tollyton]])</small>|SE_color=Monument}}<br />
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''You are standing outside the Willcox Motel, a large red-brick building surrounded by a large paved plaza.''<br />
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This location is to be kept at EHB, please. The Willcox Motel Survivors reside here. Keeble Towers, right next door, is an entry point, as well as St Anselm's Church which is 2W of the motel.<br />
--[[User:TC|TC]] 09:50, 19 December 2007 (EST)<br />
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[[Category:Hotels|Willcox Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Quaney_Hotel&diff=1980614The Quaney Hotel2012-02-09T14:28:25Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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suburb=Wykewood|<br />
coordinates=19,71|<br />
NW_location=[[Carpark 18,70|a carpark]]|NW_color=Carpark|<br />
N_location=[[Retter Crescent|Retter Crescent]]|N_color=Street|<br />
NE_location=[[Marton Park]]<br/><small>([[South Blythville]])</small>|NE_color=Park|<br />
W_location=[[Martland Library]]|W_color=Library|<br />
This_location=the Quaney Hotel|location_color=Hotel|location_type=Hotel|<br />
E_location=[[Carpark 20,71|a carpark]]<br/><small>([[South Blythville]])</small>|E_color=Carpark|<br />
SW_location=[[Carpark 18,72|a carpark]]|SW_color=Carpark|<br />
S_location=[[Pegg Plaza|Pegg Plaza]]|S_color=Street|<br />
SE_location=[[Mudford Plaza Police Department]]<br/><small>([[South Blythville]])</small>|SE_color=Police Dept}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
A four-story metal-and-glass building, with revolving doors.<br />
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===History===<br />
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[[Category:Hotels|Quaney Hotel, The]]<br />
[[Category:Wykewood|Quaney Hotel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Parry_Motel&diff=1980613The Parry Motel2012-02-09T14:27:38Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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{{Locationblock|<br />
location_type=Motel|<br />
suburb=Peppardville|<br />
coordinates=73,49|<br />
NW_location=[[Dodington Auto Repair]]|NW_color=Auto Repair|<br />
N_location=[[Wasteland 73,48|wasteland]]|N_color=Wasteland|<br />
NE_location=[[Junkyard 74,48|a junkyard]]|NE_color=Junkyard|<br />
W_location=[[Beele Boulevard Railway Station]]|W_color=Railway Station|<br />
This_location=The Parry Motel|location_color=Motel|<br />
E_location=[[Wilkin Boulevard]]|E_color=Street|<br />
SW_location=[[Copless Grove Railway Station]]<br /><small>([[Edgecombe]])</small>|SW_color=Railway Station|<br />
S_location=[[Sargent Crescent (Edgecombe)|Sargent Crescent]]<br /><small>([[Edgecombe]])</small>|S_color=Street|<br />
SE_location=[[Dummett Alley]]<br /><small>([[Edgecombe]])</small>|SE_color=Street}}<br />
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A franchise chain motel stop-over for business travelers arriving at Copless Grove or Beele Boulevard Railway stations.<br />
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====Current Status====<br />
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'''February 11, 2009''' Currently VSB, powered and to be kept that way {{User:Rikev/Rikev}} 13:42, 11 February 2009<br />
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[[Category:Hotels|Parry Motel, The]]<br />
[[Category:Peppardville|Parry Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Parkinson_Hotel&diff=1980612The Parkinson Hotel2012-02-09T14:27:26Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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{{Locationblock|<br />
location_type=Hotel|<br />
suburb=Shearbank|<br />
coordinates=51,27|<br />
location_type=Motel|<br />
NW_location=[[the Derrington Building]]|NW_color=Building|<br />
N_location=[[Robey Avenue]]|N_color=Street|<br />
NE_location=[[Meaker Lane Fire Station]]|NE_color=Fire Station|<br />
W_location=[[Fritz Lane]]|W_color=Street|<br />
This_location=the Parkinson Hotel|location_color=Motel|<br />
E_location=[[the Stacey Monument]]|E_color=Monument|<br />
SW_location=[[Upham Auto Repair]]|SW_color=Auto Repair|<br />
S_location=[[Manuel Towers]]|S_color=Towers|<br />
SE_location=[[the Sartin Monument]]|SE_color=Monument}}<br />
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====Barricade Policy====<br />
According to the [[Shearbank#Shearbank_Barricade_Plan|Shearbank Barricade Plan]], the Parkinson Hotel should be kept Extremely Heavily Barricaded at all times.<br />
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====Current Status====<br />
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EHB, Power, No Radio, Not Staffed; Things seemed shaky at first but looks like smooth walking from here on out.--[[User:Dr Mycroft Chris|Dr Mycroft Chris]] 01:23, 13 April 2009 (BST)<br />
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[[Category:Hotels|Parkinson Hotel, The]]<br />
[[Category:Shearbank|Parkinson Hotel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Paris_Motel&diff=1980611The Paris Motel2012-02-09T14:27:05Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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suburb=Wykewood|<br />
coordinates=11,75|<br />
NW_location=[[the Poynter Hotel|the Poynter Hotel]]|NW_color=Hotel|<br />
N_location=[[Samuel Park]]|N_color=Park|<br />
NE_location=[[Carpark 12,74|a carpark]]|NE_color=Carpark|<br />
W_location=[[Dix Row|Dix Row]]|W_color=Street|<br />
This_location=the Paris Motel|location_color=Hotel|location_type=Hotel|<br />
E_location=[[Mather Library]]|E_color=Library|<br />
SW_location=[[Crabbe Bank]]|SW_color=Bank|<br />
S_location=[[Josephine General Hospital (Wykewood)|Josephine General Hospital]]|S_color=Hospital|<br />
SE_location=[[Adalbert General Hospital (Wykewood)|Adalbert General Hospital]]|SE_color=Hospital}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
You are standing outside the Paris Motel, a derelict metal-and-glass building plastered with posters.<br />
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===Barricade Policy===<br />
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===History===<br />
Plans of an apparent hostile take over of this classic art deco building by the Hilton Hotel corporation were mercifully interupted by the outbreak. Listed as one of the few good things resulting from the outbreak, residents of Malton were thus spared from having The Paris/Hilton Motel in their city.<br />
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[[Category:Wykewood|Paris Motel, The]]<br />
[[Category:Hotels|Paris Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Ponsonby_Motel&diff=1980610The Ponsonby Motel2012-02-09T14:26:55Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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suburb=Galbraith Hills|<br />
coordinates=40,51|<br />
NW_location=[[Grayland Street School|Grayland Street School]]<br /><small>([[Shore Hills]])</small>|NW_color=School|<br />
N_location=[[Sainsbury Road|Sainsbury Road]]|N_color=Street|<br />
NE_location=[[Cummins Avenue|Cummins Avenue]]|NE_color=Street|<br />
W_location=[[Rio Avenue Railway Station|Rio Avenue Railway Station]]<br /><small>([[Shore Hills]])</small>|W_color=Railway Station|<br />
This_location=the Ponsonby Motel|location_color=Hotel|location_type=Hotel|<br />
E_location=[[Adney Towers|Adney Towers]]|E_color=Tower|<br />
SW_location=[[Warehouse 39,52|a warehouse]]<br /><small>([[Shore Hills]])</small>|SW_color=Warehouse|<br />
S_location=[[Carpark 40,52|a carpark]]|S_color=Carpark|<br />
SE_location=[[Style Boulevard]]|SE_color=Street}}<br />
===Description===<br />
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===Barricade Policy===<br />
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===History===<br />
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[[Category:Galbraith Hills|Ponsonby Motel, The]]<br />
[[Category:Hotels|Ponsonby Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Poynter_Hotel&diff=1980609The Poynter Hotel2012-02-09T14:26:47Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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{{Locationblock|<br />
suburb=Wykewood|<br />
coordinates=10,74|<br />
NW_location=[[Foulkes Place Railway Station]]<br/><small>([[Nixbank]])</small>|NW_color=Railway Station|<br />
N_location=[[the Fearnsides Arms]]|N_color=Arms|<br />
NE_location=[[Pretor Cinema]]|NE_color=Cinema|<br />
W_location=[[the Grandfield Monument]]<br/><small>([[Nixbank]])</small>|W_color=Monument|<br />
This_location=the Poynter Hotel|location_color=Hotel|location_type=Hotel|<br />
E_location=[[Samuel Park]]|E_color=Park|<br />
SW_location=[[Rossiter Bank]]<br/><small>([[Nixbank]])</small>|SW_color=Bank|<br />
S_location=[[Dix Row|Dix Row]]|S_color=Street|<br />
SE_location=[[the Paris Motel|the Paris Motel]]|SE_color=Hotel}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
You are standing outside the Poynter Hotel, a four-storey metal-and-glass building with revolving doors.<br />
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===Barricade Policy===<br />
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===Current Status===<br />
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===History===<br />
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[[Category:Wykewood|Poynter Hotel, The]]<br />
[[Category:Hotels|Poynter Hotel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Rainey_Hotel_(Borehamwood)&diff=1980607The Rainey Hotel (Borehamwood)2012-02-09T14:24:32Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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suburb=South Borehamwood|<br />
coordinates=?|<br />
location_type=Hotel|<br />
NW_location=Dibben Park|NW_color=Park|<br />
N_location=Goverd Grove|N_color=Street|<br />
NE_location=Carpark|NE_color=Carpark|<br />
W_location=Factory|W_color=Factory|<br />
This_location=The Rainey Hotel|location_color=Hotel|<br />
E_location=Carpark|E_color=Carpark|<br />
SW_location=Garland Towers|SW_color=Towers|<br />
S_location=Bone Walk Garage|S_color=Auto Repair|<br />
SE_location=Schever Alley Garage|SE_color=Auto Repair}}<br />
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==History==<br />
The Rainey Hotel, so called because of it's unique roof which was designed to not actually be there, was built and opened in 1996 by a Mr Gary Coupland as the Star Hotel. He was, according to locals, a complete and utter fruitcake who thought that people would pay to sleep in a hotel with no roof. Surprisingly, he was actually right and over it's first summer (which was unnaturally warm with sunshine for 4 weeks straight) in business, it became the most heavily booked hotel in town. People liked to sleep under the stars, but didn't want to trek out into the country and lie in a field. So they fancied a hotel with no roof instead. <br />
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After that summer, however, it rained non-stop for 2 months. Unfortunately for Gary, no-one wanted to stay in a sopping wet hotel with no roof and he eventually had to close. He had spent his life savings on building the hotel and as a result was left totally bankrupt. His wife left him and Gary was reduced to living on the streets. He spent the final years of his life living in the hotel, under the stars (and rain) before he decided he wanted peace and drowned himself in the fountain out front.<br />
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Ironically, he then rose as a zombie when a strain of the [[Malton|Maltonian]] zombie virus reached [[Borehamwood]].<br />
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[[Category:Borehamwood|Raomey Hotel (Borehamwood), The]]<br />
[[Category:Hotels|Raomey Hotel (Borehamwood), The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Sprinkle_Motel_(Monroeville)&diff=1980606The Sprinkle Motel (Monroeville)2012-02-09T14:24:04Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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suburb=Central Monroeville|<br />
coordinates=395, 13|<br />
NW_location=[[a carpark]]|NW_color=Carpark|<br />
N_location=the Dodds Building|N_color=Building|<br />
NE_location=Ralston Place|NE_color=Street|<br />
W_location=Ehrman Bank|W_color=Bank|<br />
This_location=the Sprinkle Motel|location_color=Hotel|<br />
location_type=Hotel|<br />
E_location=Painter Road Police Dept|E_color=Police Dept|<br />
SW_location=the Branch Museum|SW_color=Museum|<br />
S_location=St Clement's Hospital|S_color=Hospital|<br />
SE_location=Lownsdale Auto Repair|SE_color=Auto Repair|}}<br />
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{{Locationblock|<br />
suburb=Central Monroeville|<br />
coordinates=383, 37|<br />
NW_location=Waller Drive|NW_color=Street|<br />
N_location=the Given Building|N_color=Building|<br />
NE_location=St Cyprian's Hospital|NE_color=Hospital|<br />
W_location=Dominic General Hospital|W_color=Hospital|<br />
This_location=the Sprinkle Motel|location_color=Hotel|<br />
location_type=Hotel|<br />
E_location=Burris Bank|E_color=Bank|<br />
SW_location=Bare Towers|SW_color=Towers|<br />
S_location=the Osborn Building|S_color=Building|<br />
SE_location=[[a warehouse]]|SE_color=Warehouse|}}<br />
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== The Sprinkle Motels Chain ==<br />
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Recently opened chain of Motels in [[Monroeville]], specialising in the niche, but highly lucrative watersports market. <br />
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==History==<br />
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:After doing huge business in his native Netherlands, Edgar Van Sprinkle, in his own words "decided that the repressed and somewhat puritanical Americans could do with lightening up. So what better than to start at one of my motels!"<br />
:Edgar wasn't in Monroeville during the outbreak as he was at a "conference" in Las Vegas. He has since stated that expansion plans are on hold until the zombie infestation is over.<br />
:Due to the 'unique' odours emanating from the premises, particularly in the height of summer, zombies have been known to become attracted to the buildings. They often wander throughout the buildings, in a deeply confused state following a smell they associate more with their long deceased associates. <br />
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==Barricade Policy==<br />
Hopefully EHB to keep the zombies out.<br />
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==Current Status==<br />
Both believed to be ransacked and ruined.<br />
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== Unique Features ==<br />
While not to everyone's taste:<br />
*All rooms are fully waterproof and wipe-clean.<br />
*All showers are golden.<br />
*Nightly events include amber [[wine]] tasting parties.<br />
*Tripods for steady location of binoculars, keeps hands free.<br />
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== Motto ==<br />
[[Image:youre.GIF|150px|Left|Sprinkle Motel Chain Logo]]<br />
''"You're in Heaven!"''<br />
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== Locations ==<br />
*Two locations, both in [[Central Monroeville]] - [382,36] and [395,13]<br />
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== [[ALiMv|Amusing Locations In Monroeville]] ==<br />
These locations are part of the Amusing Locations In Monroeville project.<br />
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[[Category:Hotels|Sprinkle Motel (Monroeville), The]]<br />
[[Category:Monroeville|Sprinkle Motel (Monroeville), The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Tulk_Motel&diff=1980604The Tulk Motel2012-02-09T14:23:45Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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{{Locationblock|<br />
location_type=Motel|<br />
suburb=Mockridge Heights|<br />
coordinates=40,63|<br />
location_type=Hotel|<br />
NW_location=[[Carpark 39,61|a carpark]]<br><small>([[Brooksville]])</small>|NW_color=Car Park|<br />
N_location=[[the Saturley Building]]|N_color=Building|<br />
NE_location=[[Dollen Alley|Dollen Alley]]|NE_color=Street|<br />
W_location=[[Banjafield Grove]]<br><small>([[Brooksville]])</small>|W_color=Street|<br />
This_location=the Tulk Motel|location_color=Hotel|<br />
E_location=[[Alphege General Hospital (Mockridge Heights)|Alphege General Hospital]]|E_color=Hospital|<br />
SW_location=[[the Harrold Museum]]<br><small>([[Brooksville]])</small>|SW_color=Museum|<br />
S_location=[[Carpark 40,64|a carpark]]|S_color=Car Park|<br />
SE_location=[[Daubeney Avenue|Daubeney Avenue]]|SE_color=Street<br />
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'''the Tulk Motel''' is located on the western border of [[Mockridge Heights]], a suburb of [[Malton]]. The area is heavily infested with brain rotted zombies, this is [[Mockers|Mocker]] territory.<br />
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====Barricading Policy====<br />
Barricade as heavily as possible.<br />
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====Current Status====<br />
"Barricades are at EHB, generator, but no fuel. [[Alphege General Hospital]] stands, but the area is thick with the undead."<br />
-[[User:Khonshu|Khonshu]] 15:44, 22 April 2011 (BST)<br />
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'''23:38, 28 July 2010 (EST)''': Barricades are at EHB. I'm holed up for the night with a few other survivors (~4)<br /><br />
There are ~5 zombies in the area near the VSB Alphege general hospital next door, East.<br />
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'''08:13, 2 August 2006 (BST)''': Barricades are back up to EHB.<br /><br />
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'''07:28, 26 May 2006 (BST)''': Barricades are down, with a zombie camped out.<br />
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====History====<br />
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[[Category:Hotels|Tulk Motel, The]]<br />
[[Category:Mockridge Heights|Tulk Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Morrish_Motel&diff=1980602The Morrish Motel2012-02-09T14:22:29Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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{{Locationblock|<br />
suburb=Lerwill Heights|<br />
coordinates=22, 52|<br />
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NW_location=[[Dibbin Park]]|NW_color=Park|<br />
N_location=[[Laimbeer Way]]|N_color=Street|<br />
NE_location=[[Frodsham Lane]]|NE_color=Street|<br />
W_location=[[Sidey Alley Railway Station]]|W_color=Railway Station|<br />
This_location=the Morrish Motel|location_color=Motel|<br />
location_type=Motel|<br />
E_location=[[St. Columbanus's Hospital (Lerwill Heights)|St. Columbanus's Hospital]]|E_color=Hospital|<br />
SW_location=[[Kene Avenue]]|SW_color=Street|<br />
S_location=[[Carpark 22,53|a carpark]]|S_color=Carpark|<br />
SE_location=[[the Sebright Museum]]|SE_color=Museum|}}<br />
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'''Help wanted'''<br />
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Please submit your applications to Enya or maomaoNaZ<br />
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''Felons welcomed''<br />
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==Description==<br />
==History==<br />
==Current Status==<br />
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[[Category:Hotels|Morrish Motel, The]]<br />
[[Category:Lerwill Heights|Morrish Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Newnam_Motel&diff=1980601The Newnam Motel2012-02-09T14:22:00Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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{{Locationblock|<br />
location_type=Hotel|<br />
suburb=Shearbank|<br />
coordinates=59,25|<br />
location_type=Motel|<br />
NW_location=[[Aslin Crescent]]|NW_color=Street|<br />
N_location=[[St. Herman's Church (Shearbank)|St. Herman's Church]]|N_color=Church|<br />
NE_location=[[the Sellar Building]]<br><small>([[Huntley Heights]])</small>|NE_color=Building|<br />
W_location=[[Belben Lane]]|W_color=Street|<br />
This_location=the Newnam Motel|location_color=Motel|<br />
E_location=[[the Horner Monument]]<br><small>([[Huntley Heights]])</small>|E_color=Monument|<br />
SW_location=[[Gay Avenue]]|SW_color=Street|<br />
S_location=[[Factory 59,26|a factory]]|S_color=Factory|<br />
SE_location=[[Daubeny Road]]<br><small>([[Huntley Heights]])</small>|SE_color=Street}}<br />
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====Barricade Policy====<br />
According to the [[Shearbank#Shearbank_Barricade_Plan|Shearbank Barricade Plan]], the Newnam Motel should be kept Extremely Heavily Barricaded at all times.<br />
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====Current Status====<br />
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[[Category:Hotels|Newnam Motel, The]]<br />
[[Category:Shearbank|Newnam Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_McDonald_Motel&diff=1980600The McDonald Motel2012-02-09T14:21:44Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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{{Locationblock|<br />
suburb=Wykewood|<br />
coordinates=12,77|<br />
NW_location=[[Josephine General Hospital (Wykewood)|Josephine General Hospital]]|NW_color=Hospital|<br />
N_location=[[Adalbert General Hospital (Wykewood)|Adalbert General Hospital]]|N_color=Hospital|<br />
NE_location=[[Ellacott Plaza|Ellacott Plaza]]|NE_color=Street|<br />
W_location=[[Merryweather Park]]|W_color=Park|<br />
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E_location=[[Willson Place|Willson Place]]|E_color=Street|<br />
SW_location=[[Chilcott Auto Repair (Wykewood)|Chilcott Auto Repair]]|SW_color=Auto Repair|<br />
S_location=[[Haggard Alley|Haggard Alley]]|S_color=Street|<br />
SE_location=[[Amatt Cinema]]|SE_color=Cinema}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
You are standing outside the McDonald Motel, a derelict metal-and-glass building plastered with posters.<br />
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===Barricade Policy===<br />
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===Current Status===<br />
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===History===<br />
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[[Category:Hotels|McDonald Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Keats_Hotel&diff=1980599The Keats Hotel2012-02-09T14:20:59Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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{{Locationblock|<br />
location_name=the Keats Hotel|<br />
suburb=Shuttlebank|<br />
coordinates=31,16|<br />
location_type=Hotel|<br />
NW_location=[[the Talbot Museum]]|NW_color=Museum|<br />
N_location=[[Factory 31,15|a factory]]|N_color=Factory|<br />
NE_location=[[the Legg Museum]]|NE_color=Museum|<br />
E_location=[[the Cope Building (Shuttlebank)|the Cope Building]]|E_color=Building|<br />
This_location=the Keats Hotel|location_color=Hotel|<br />
W_location=[[Garmston Bank]]|W_color=Bank|<br />
SW_location=[[the McDonnell Arms]]|SW_color=Arms|<br />
S_location=[[Wooman Avenue Railway Station]]|S_color=Railway Station|<br />
SE_location=[[Wasteland 32,17|wasteland]]|SE_color=Wasteland}}<br />
'''The Keats Hotel''', located at coordinates 31,16, is one of two [[hotel]]s in the [[suburb]] of [[Shuttlebank]]. It is a narrow concrete building with an arched entrance. [[Newspapers]] and [[wine]] can be found inside.<br />
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[[Image:538698493_64d6491e85.jpg]]<br />
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==Barricading Policy==<br />
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According to the [[Uniform Barricade Plan]] and similar plans drawn up by [[the Shuttlebank Militia]], the Keats Hotel is to be kept at the level of Extremely Heavily Barricaded.<br />
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==News==<br />
''February 28, 2006'' - the Shuttlebank Militia has designated the Keats Hotel to be kept at the level of Very Strongly Barricaded.<br />
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''December 12 2010'': being occupied by Arthurchester! stay for Christmas!<br />
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''January 16th'' - under siege by a random group of zombies, not looking good (arthurchester)<br />
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''February 11th'' - EHB, Good Survivor population in the surrounding few buildings, and now home of Keats FM!<br />
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[[Category:Hotels|Keats Motel, The]]<br />
[[Category:Shuttlebank|Keats Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Kening_Motel&diff=1980598The Kening Motel2012-02-09T14:20:28Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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===Description===<br />
A popular spot for Scandinavian tourists to stay.<br />
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[[Category:Mockridge Heights|Kening Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Loader_Motel&diff=1980597The Loader Motel2012-02-09T14:20:10Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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Load 'er up with your finest seamen!<br />
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I am talking about a boat of course, you sick freak!<br />
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[[Category:Mockridge Heights|Loader Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Latchem_Hotel&diff=1980596The Latchem Hotel2012-02-09T14:19:56Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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[[Category:Hotels|Latchem Hotel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Lodge_Motel&diff=1980595The Lodge Motel2012-02-09T14:19:47Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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'''12/2/2009'''You are inside the Lodge Motel. The building has been very strongly barricaded. A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.--[[User:Megane Potter|Megane Potter]] 21:14, 2 December 2009 (UTC)<br />
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'''9/28/2009''' You are inside the Lodge Motel. The building has been very strongly barricaded.There is a powered-down radio transmitter here. The lobby has been decorated with nine conceptual paintings and three fire-damaged paintings.Somebody has spraypainted Wanted PKer Kerosyrup Dead or Alive onto a wall.--[[User:Dr Mycroft Chris|Dr Mycroft Chris]] 06:06, 28 September 2009 (BST)<br />
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====History====<br />
Recent History-MURDER!!! The Lodge was the scene of a murder by PKer Kerosyrup that has resulted in the founding of the fledgling "Revenants" group.--[[User:Belisarius17|Belisarius17]] 21:13, 28 September 2009 (BST)<br />
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[[Category:Hotels|Lodge Motel, The]]</div>Moose Holehttps://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=The_Hort_Hotel&diff=1980594The Hort Hotel2012-02-09T14:18:53Z<p>Moose Hole: </p>
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==== Current Status ====<br />
Emptied out single-handedly, ransacked, and ruined by the Fabulous [[User:Marina|Linyeve]] of the [[BLF]] strike team of the [[Militant Order of Barhah]], who looked absolutely exquisite while doing so.<br />
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====Barricading Policy====<br />
EHB many zeds outside and all of which are extremely pissed off about something<br />
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