Zom/
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| /zom/ | |
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| Abbreviation: | /zom/ |
| Group Numbers: | ~90 |
| Leadership: | Whoever has the good sense to show up at the Meeting Hall |
| Goals: | Farming fortunes of XP; reducing all that dreadful drama; having a good spot of laughter. |
| Recruitment Policy: | If you had class you'd already be in /zom/. |
| Contact: | I daresay, that is not to be told. |
[edit] Please refrain from 'cading the Fifield Motel!
Thank you, kind sirs.
[edit] Precisely what is this club of cultured gentlemen?
Well chap, we are a survivor group operating out of Southall Mansion in East Boundwood. We have no particular priority other than adding to our average level as fast as the dickens, having ourselves a good guffaw, and the occasional big game hunt -- all while being impeccably dressed and tastefully mannered.
[edit] Who is at the helm of this raucous rabble?
That is a good question old bean. No formal hierarchy exists to govern the group. Generally decisions are made in the group's Meeting Hall by those who have the intellect and sophistication to show up and make themselves heard. On rare occasions where a general consensus cannot be reached, matters are put to a gentlemanly vote. The majority of the group does not participate in this process and is (loosely) bound by the decisions of the fellows who do. In some cases non-participant (uncultured) /zom/ members are not even aware that an issue is under discussion, even after a decision has been reached, action has taken, Cuban cigars have been smoked, and the corks have come off the fine Sicilian wine.
[edit] What are your thoughts on issues of the present? You have nary a cluster of unsightly templates to inform me of your policies!
We try not to trifle in such fiddle-faddle. We act with top priority of the /zom/ estate. Its getting to be a very uncivilized and dangerous world out there old boy and its been found that matters are handled best that way. Why just the other day I had a luncheon with a good friend of mine, an oil baron as it happens, enjoys a bit of yachting he does. Having quite a time what with tariffs being in such a state, those trust busters up in the capitol, and the unions running rampant. Hard to stay in business these days he says, got to hunker down and do whatever it takes.
[edit] What are you gents doing at the present?
Besides the usual wine tastings, games of cricket, and the rounds of fisticuffs with zombie hooligans, our members post the goings on in this section.
-May 4, 2008
A /zom/ presence is forming in our old abode. The Junkyard at [51,22] is where one would need to hasten toward if he or she had any interest in upward movement on the social ladder and ascending into /zom/. Let it be known that whilst we happen to be in a junkyard we have lost none of our class and are simply appealing to the UD's proletariat. --Parry hagen
-April 2, 2008 I am back from leave and despite the condition of Malton Umbrella Corp. is doing very well. So me and my team are dead in Santlerville and I am wondering what my ally wants me to do to help.--Jackson 09:57, 2 April 2008 (BST)
-March 30, 2008 We have commenced Operation PARTY HARD and encourage all to come and party quite hard. --Parry hagen
-March 24, 200822:00 We've taken up shop in our lovely new quarters! All must wear a monocle and top hat whilst within the mansion. beeng
-March 20, 200822:00 Shear's looking quite royally screwed. 96 in Stickling and 40+ in Whippey last time I heard. We fought hard and so did Shearbank's citizens. Sadly, this looks like the end; for now. Might be time to join the party, guys. Protip: Don't know what I mean? Then you might want to MURK LOAR. Sods
-March 9, 2008 20:53 We're getting messed up, now, aren't we? Powered up a corner of the mall, so take advantage while it's still undestroyed and stock up on useful things; preferrably FAKs, generators, and toolboxes (if you have construction), so we can fix more damage. If you feel more comfortable fighting, though, feel free to continue. Sods
-Update. It would seem we get no appreciation helping those around us in Shearbank. That sucks. What'll happen next? 19:16 March 5, 2008 Sods As of 03/04/08, /zom/ has been the primary driving force behind retaking Shearbank. Sorry, but I forget when we started this process. Come and help, people! 20:40 EST March 4, 2008 Sods
[edit] I'm intrigued! Tell me of some of your past adventures!
Suburbs Assisted Thus Far:
Malls Pried From the Hands of Zombie Rapscallions:
Mall Sieges Bravely Battled In:
- The Battle of Giddings Mall
- The Dead's Trouncing of the Stickling Mall
Operations Daringly Undertaken:
- Operation Grey Poupon
- Operation 30
- Operation PARTY HARD
- Many others without fancy names or picture accompaniments
[edit] How to I show members of the wiki that I'm in /zom/?
Why with handy this template my good man! Be sure to attach it to your profile to inform others that their social status is beneath yours.
 | Member of /zom/ |
| This user is a member of /zom/, the group that's raising a right fine ruckus in a suburb near you! |
[edit] It's the soundtrack to the revolution!
A well fine melody Cigars and brandy. A song originally written by a very distinguished member of this fine group of gentlemen a zombie dance party of some sort or other Zombie-Capitalist-Pigs What do you gents say we head over to the Roxbury? Take a spin on the astley machine I say, aren't we all having a magnificent time? Ah, dear general, how good to see you.
