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1987 Hetfield
Abbreviation: 87H
Group Numbers: 4
Leadership: lighterboh
Goals: Complete Domination of Tapton
Recruitment Policy: Zombies Only
Contact: Use Talk Page.

87 Hetfield is committed to bringing zombie terror to your neighborhood. 87H is comprised of disciplined, mobile zombies intent on bringing the suburb of Tapton to its knees. Under 87H's Plan 1, all humans of Tapton will be eaten, with subsequent Plans to follow. Periodic updates will be made to this page to reflect the ongoing activities of 87 Hetfield.


87H started back in the year 1987 as the Cult of Hetfield after Hetfield, the Brutal, completely melted the faces off of everyone in the British Isles. Some speculate that the power of rock, which was responsible for melting the faces off of so many people, had a hand in creating the first zombies in the Malton area. Though most of these people were destroyed in the initial rocking, many survivors were left who formed together to create the Cult of Hetfield. After years of internal fighting as to whom the leader of the cult should be, two factions were created. The Suumi's (pronounced "suu-meez") felt that the leadership of this cult should be controlled solely by Hetfield and his descendants, and all others who would dare to claim leadership would be tried, exiled, and excommunicated by the fabled Lars, Destroyer of Sharezatia. The other faction took the title of 87 Hetfield, as they felt the one who best exemplified the qualities of their deity back in his primal and untainted form should be the leader. 87H felt that this was the only way to keep the faith pure, as the true Hetfield had been making progressively shittier music since the year 1987. It should be noted that those of the 87H faith have a different dating system than that of the Gregorian calendar. The first year of the 87H calendar starts, as one may guess, in the Gregorian year 1987. When current leader lighterboh was asked why he decided to fuck up the dating system, he simply replied, "I did it for the lulz!"

Group News

  • January 13, 2012: The Crang Building has been ruined and the mast disabled with the help of ferals.
  • January 11, 2012: The Chaffin Building has had its generator and radio destroyed! The last human is being consumed before ruination of the building.
  • January 8, 2012: Our glorious return to Tapton saw the downfall of Swithun General Hospital! Our group efficiently destroyed all barricades, killed the lone survivor inside, and destroyed the generator in one push. Hail Hetfield; hail lighterboh!
  • September 15: Tapton has been completely ruined, and operations have moved into Kempsterbank. The final survivor in the Dobbs Building, has been killed. The NT facility has also been ruined in the process.
  • August 31: Feral love-in @ St. Luke's. All humans consumed. Thanks sexies.
  • August 21: Club Broadbelt has been razed. If you live in Tapton, consider moving. Also, in our absence, St. Matheos's has been retaken by the survivors.
  • August 19: Club Townsend has been cleared. Its human occupants will soon be dead.
  • August 17: The Chaffin Building will definitely be razed in the very near future. GTFO while you still can...
  • August 16: St. Matheos's Hospital (Tapton) has been penetrated once more and thoroughly wrecked. All humans were justifiably extirpated. 87H will continue onward to relieve you (the little people) of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But if ya gotta go, go with a SMILE!Jokersmile.JPG
  • August 6: 87H has returned to Tapton! After a brief excursion into southwestern territories, 87H has begun a new campaign to rid Tapton of all humans via ingestion.
  • June 19: A recent review of the date has revealed that the Survivor Amnesty Deadline has come and gone. It is now standard operating procedure to exterminate all humans found living in Tapton, irregardless of their potential ambitions to become zombies of their own free will.
  • June 10: Chaffin NT facility attacked. New generator destroyed, all humans infected.
  • June 9: Chaffin NT facility attacked. Radio transmitter and generator destroyed.

Building/Target Status


Sabine Towers
EHB, lights are on
Danger Updater MDUDC 12:50, 23 February 2019 (UTC)


The Chaffin Building
All in good condition, but fuel is missing here.
--Kjlometros (talk) 18:23, 2 October 2019 (UTC)

Mall-in zombie hands-small.jpg


The Crang Building
In ruins with zombies in the block
Danger Updater MDUDC 12:53, 23 February 2019 (UTC)


Haag Plaza Police Department
EHB, lights are on
Danger Updater MDUDC 12:50, 23 February 2019 (UTC)


St. Luke's Hospital
EHB, lights (including red seasonal lights) are on
Danger Updater MDUDC 12:49, 23 February 2019 (UTC)


St. Matheos's Hospital
EHB, lights are on
Danger Updater MDUDC 12:55, 23 February 2019 (UTC)


Swithun General Hospital
VSB, unlit
Danger Updater MDUDC 12:53, 23 February 2019 (UTC)


Factory 40,70
EHB, unlit
Sidicious (talk) 01:18, 4 April 2019 (UTC)


Factory 42,70
VSB, unlit
Danger Updater MDUDC 12:54, 23 February 2019 (UTC)


Factory 41,76
EHB, unlit
Danger Updater MDUDC 18:56, 25 February 2019 (UTC)


Factory 40,77
In ruins
Danger Updater MDUDC 18:56, 25 February 2019 (UTC)


The Dobbs Building
"... the Dobbs Building is operational ..."
Bob Moncrief EBDW! 18:15, 1 January 2020 (UTC)
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