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[edit] Amusing Locations In Monroeville

The past history of Monroeville and it's varied place-names are only slowly coming to light as survivors discover scraps of information in ruined buildings. While there is some information about a "Monroeville" in Pennsylvania (USA), especially on some fictional, supposed, "Wikipaedia," which shares some similarity in suburb and mall names, all information on those sites is believed to be a disinformation campaign begun by the US government to hide the outbreak from the world. The true un-censored history begins here.

As with ALiM, ALiMv's bigger, brasher older brother:

• locations written in bold have amusing descriptions and are well worth a casual peruse
• Locations written in italics have a description but are not maxor lolcats
• Locations written in red have no descriptions

Any amatuer historian with additional information is welcome to add to the truthiness of the knowledge on this site.

This list was created by User:Co fragment to supplement the fine work of the List of Amusing Locations in Malton. Due to the ambiguity surrounding the longevity of Monroeville this page will not be maintained to the level of the primary list.

There's a lot of red links currently, so anyone's welcome to chip in! It's juvenile, but fun!

[edit] Phallic Innuendo

If it's hard and penisy, it's in here:

• Bonewits Park [364,71]
• Hardesty Drive [359,73]
• the Dickey Bar [372,33]
• Dickey Way [301,75] / [387,37]
• Dickey Avenue [351,14]
• Peck Plaza [315,80]
• the Wands Museum [396,78]
• Hardman Street School [389,4]
• Hardy Drive [376,10]
• Woody Walk [339,55]
• Wideman Row [313,96]
• the Hardesty Building [365,18]
• Hardy Place Railway Station [374,16]
• the Hornaday Bar [381,20] - helps you work, rest and play.
• the Hardwick Hotel [377,24]
• Wooden Drive [309,75]
• Bakehorn Avenue [326,20]
• Hardman Avenue [326,27]
• Horner Way [324,30]
• Fankboner Walk [386,24]
• Bakehorn Alley [354,23]
• Pettibone Alley School [354,25]
• the Hardy Museum [359,32]
• Hornaday Street [390,30]
• Horne Crescent Police Dept [345,35]
• Woody Square Railway Station [355,37]
• Bell Cinema [390,50]
• the Bonewits Building [304,68]
• Vanhorn Place School [362,3]
• Hornocker Alley School [379,8] - You horn knocker!
• the Horn Hotel [391,23]
• Fallis Avenue [380,14]
• Longfellow Grove [361,26]
• the Schwartz Bar [387,42]

[edit] Cock Locations

Just because:

• Babcock Row School [373,39]
• Hancock Bank [370,72]
• the Cox Building [339,64]
• Cox Lane [388,32]
• Peacock Avenue Fire Station [396,49]
• Pocock Way [347,21]

[edit] Other Body Parts

• Club Bush [365,52]
• the Bowell Museum [352,4]
• the Ball Monument [336,2]
• the Ball Museum [305,83]
• the Ball Building [343,18]
• Balls Place [372,48]
• Balls Row [387,23]
• Beaver Auto Repair [326,5]
• Beaver Lane [349,61]
• Wilfany Square [303,71]
• the Honeycutt Building [375,30]
• Honeycutt Library [396,36]
• Fanning Plaza [387,62]

[edit] Sexuality

• Gay Auto Repair [313,68]
• Gay Avenue [356,72]
• Gay Lane School [392,35]
• Camp Avenue [308,84]
• Gronendyke Bank [323,85]
• Gronendyke Walk [324,8]
• the Pink Building [346,27]

[edit] Sexual Acts

• Goble Cinema [362,79]
• Gobbell Square [354,48]
• Slocum Row [302,84]
• the Slocum Monument [395,78]
• Slocum Boulevard [379,39]
• the Fox Building [310,71]
• Flucks Bank [368,53]
• the Sprinkle Motel [382,36] / [395,13] - Famous hotel chain. The premier watersports getaway.
• Seaman Plaza [316,77] / [368,25]
• the Seaman Hotel [380,47]
• Cummins Drive [349,74] / [359,67]
• Cummins Alley [375,57] / [348,50]
• Cummins Cinema [347,14]
• Cummins Grove Railway Station [313,78]
• Bare Boulevard [365,58]
• Streaker Walk Police Dept [312,93]
• Root Square [344,19] - one for the Australians.
• Root Way [385,14]

[edit] Sexual Acts Part 2

Bondage anyone?

• Payne Alley [311,74]
• the Bond Building [379,4]
• Lash Street Fire Station [301,93]
• the Lash Monument [371,63]
• the Mask Motel [310,83]
• Boots Park [308,78]
• Boots Walk [348,77]
• the Pierce Building [309,83]

[edit] Insults

Apparently there's only two pratts and one berk in Monroeville:

• Pratt Street [347,13]
• Pratt Crescent [390,57]
• Burke Place Fire Station [348,24]

[edit] I'm not living there

Who would?

• Gross Walk Fire Station [360,27]
• Spoor Alley Railway Station [384,30]
• Spoor Grove [365,43]
• Spoor Way School [307,71]
• Stunkard Cinema [392,40]
• Mank Way [368,61]
• Mank Alley School [323,71]
• Fish Way [313,69]
• Leak Street [315,77] / [358,73]
• the Optimum Releasing Building [386,40]
• the Total Film Building [387,41]
• the Vice Building [385,41]
• the Beatwax Building [386,42]

[edit] Word Play

• Pray Way [317,98]
• Take Way School [367,56] / [395,56]
• the Sourwine Bar [365,9]
• Trotter Walk [360,38]
• Gasaway Way [345,23]
• Coble Street [370,18]
• Crooks Bank [388,9]
• Crow Row [350,9]
• the Stine Bar [346,30]
• Vincent Crescent [362,31]
• Line Lane [372,58]

[edit] Urban Dead Relevant

Names with a unique relevance for UD players:

• Bitting Square [314,71]
• the Jump Building [353,75]
• the Graves Museum [391,35]
• Club Graves [372,40]
• Coffin Alley Railway Station [377,18]
• Bitters Row School [376,1]
• Axline Walk [301,77]
• the Crowell Bar [365,46] - Crow(ell)Bar

[edit] Bizarre

Not necessarily funny, just bizarre

• the Stoner Hotel [393,12]
• the Thraillkill Monument [398,28]
• Stoner Place [319,19]
• Booz Boulevard [360,18]
• Cronk Avenue [347,30]
• Cronk Drive [393,33]
• the Sims Bar [352,12]
• Sims Alley [310,84]
• Sims Road Police Dept [314,79]
• the Spinning Bar [345,30]
• Bowser Park [352,46]
• Bowser Lane [354,62] - Letsa' go!
• Wheelock Avenue [331,8]
• the Wynn Building [347,61] - it's full of it.
• Luckey Alley [371,28]
• Fite Park [388,60] - Fight!
• Brownback Bank [394,60]
• Hoopingarner Way [398,68]
• the Wooden Building [395,76]
• Prticharad Grove School[373,40]
• Heimlich Park [376,23]
• Best Square [362,57]

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