April Fools Massacre/poem

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The following groups took part in this event::

Flowers of Disease . Philosophe Knights · Creedy Guerilla Raiders · Columbine Kids . Browncoats . Brotherhood of the Reckoning . Spartans . The Skorpions . GENTLEMEN

Pages
Main
Talk


Motto
All Fools Day.


Numbers
Unkown


Who's doing this?
PKA & it's associates.


Goals
Kill everyone we see that day.


Recruitment Policy
1. Be a PKer.
2. Be willing to slaughter every soul in the Mall.

3. Only one PKer per player.


Location
Giddings Mall, Pitneybank

When: Wednesday, April 1st, 2009


Coverage of the Event
Here.


Poetry
This poem was broadcast over the radio just prior to the celebration.

The following poem was read over the radio moments before the event courtesy of DT.

The gangs all here, one and all,

And we're coming for your mall!

If you thought we'd broken down,

turn that Smile into a Frown.

The fights, the swears: they were a sham,

a cheap French farce, an easy scam.

You've been had, it was a lie,

And now you are all gonna die!

Killing likes Company and Company Rules

Say it's time to trick you Tools!

You've been had by the PKA,

Suckers! It's April Fool's Day!

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