BARHAHmaddan

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BARHAHmaddan is the zombie festival of praise to BARHALLAH and the spirit of barhah. It is marked by zombies across Malton willfully abstaining from eating survivors from sunrise to sunset for 30 days. It generally takes from from April 1 to April 30.

Days are usually marked by zombies singing praises to BARHALLAH while facing magnetic southwest, as well as gestures of friendship towards harmanz such as a nice tangling gra-- hug. At night however, when the zombies are free to feed, they do so, and with great gusto.

More or less the rules for BARHAHmaddan are as follows: survivors, we are very sorry, but each zombie can only give one hug per survivor. No getting greedy, however many zombie hugs you may want zombies are only allowed to give one! Also, biting is forbidden from sunup till sundown, operationally defined as 7:30am to 9pm CST.

Standard BARHAHmaddan Prayer in Zamgrh

BARHALLAH ahm nabah!
BARHALLAH ahm nabah!
Abar ghanghz ahm ahn BARHALLAH!
Abar ghanghz ahm ahn BARHALLAH!
BARHALLAH grabar ah bra!ngrabang.
BARHALLAH grabar ah brazza-habban.
BARHALLAH grabar ah barhah.
Barhah g!az ahm bra!ngrabang.
Barhah g!az ahm brazza-habban.
Barhah g!az ahm abar zah ahm nabah.
Mah zambah brang mah nagh mrh ahn barhah.
An ahn zah hab ah BARHALLAH.
Zah zah mah zambah ghan hhan bangbangad,
Ahn bra!n upon zah bra!nz ah mah nabrazzaz.
This haz BARHALLAH brangad mah zamabh.
Nabah ahm zah brazzan ah bahbra!n.
Bgaz zam ahm HIZ brazzan.
Aggzabdad habganna ahn bra!ngrab zah barhah ah barhah.
Na-ann BARHALLAH abar ahm brazzarz,
Mrh an namrh agzah.
Zah mrh ahm bargad ba Zam'z brazzarz zah namrh,
Zah sayeth BARHALLAH,
An ba zam brang zamz ahn barhah.
Zam agzah ghan zaan ghan ahn zah barhah.
Zah barhah zah ahm bra!ngrabang.
Zah barhah zah ahm brazza-habban.
Zah barhah zah ahm barhah.
Barhah, brangad ahn bra!nz BARHALLAH.
BARHALLAH grabar ah bra!ngrabang.
BARHALLAH grabar ah brazza-habban.
BARHALLAH grabar ah barhah.
BARHALLAH ahm nabah!
Abar ghanghz ahm ahn BARHALLAH!
Aman.

Standard Prayer inHigh Zombish

baMZhaMNMNah ARRZ gMZHAaHG!
baMZhaMNMNah ARRZ gMZHAaHG!
aMNMN BZMZaARRZHARZ bHA HGHR baMZhaMNMNah!
aMNMN BZMZaARRZHARZ bHA HGHR baMZhaMNMNah!
baMZhaMNMNah bMZARngHAMZ HRZR NMnGBHAMZRZHGanGBARng.
baMZhaMNMNah bMZARngHAMZ HRZR bMZHRHGhHAMZhHRHRGB.
baMZhaMNMNah bMZARngHAMZ HRZR baMZhah.
baMZhah ZMhARZZh ARRZ NMnGBHAMZRZHGanGBARng.
baMZhah ZMhARZZh ARRZ bMZHRHGhHAMZhHRHRGB.
baMZhah ZMhARZZh ARRZ aMNMN HGhaHG ARRZ gHRHRGB.
AR GBHAGBARZZaHGHA mRA nHAZM MNARZRHA HGHR baMZhah.
anGB HGHR HGhHA RZHAMZBBARZZHA HRZR baMZhaMNMNah.
RZHR HGhaHG AR maRA MZARRZHA ZMhHAn BGARMNMNHAGB,
HGHR ZRHAaRZHG NMBZHRn HGhHA bMZaARnRZ HRZR mARnHA HAnHAmARHARZ.
HGhARRZ haRZ baMZhaMNMNah BZMZHRmARRZHAGB mHA.
bMNHARZRZHAGB ARRZ HGhHA RZaZZMZamHAnHG HRZR bMZaARn MZHRHG.
ZRHRMZ ARHG ARRZ hARRZ RZaZZMZamHAnHG.
aZZZZHABZHGHAGB ZMARMNMNARngMNRA HGHR NMnGBHAMZRZHGanGB HGhHA gMNHRMZRA HRZR baMZhah.
NMnGBHAMZ baMZhaMNMNah aMNMN aMZHA bMZHRHGhHAMZRZ,
MNARBBARng anGB GBHAaGB aMNARBGHA.
HGhHA MNARBBARng ZRHAHAGBHAHGh HGhHAARMZ bMZHRHGhHAMZRZ HGhHA GBHAaGB,
RZHR RZaRAHAHGh baMZhaMNMNah,
anGB bRA HGhARRZ aZZHG bMZARng HGhHAmRZHAMNBBHARZ ZZMNHRRZHAMZ HGHR baMZhah.
HGhHARA HGHRHR maRA HRnHA GBaRA MZARRZHA HGHR HGhHA gMNHRMZRA.
HGhHA gMNHRMZRA HGhaHG ARRZ NMnGBHAMZRZHGanGBARng.
HGhHA gMNHRMZRA HGhaHG ARRZ bMZHRHGhHAMZhHRHRGB.
HGhHA gMNHRMZRA HGhaHG ARRZ baMZhah.
baMZhah, bMZHRNMghHG HGHR HGhHA ZRMNHARZh bRA baMZhaMNMNah.
baMZhaMNMNah bMZARngHAMZ HRZR NMnGBHAMZRZHGanGBARng.
baMZhaMNMNah bMZARngHAMZ HRZR bMZHRHGhHAMZhHRHRGB.
baMZhaMNMNah bMZARngHAMZ HRZR baMZhah.
baMZhaMNMNah ARRZ gMZHAaHG!
aMNMN BZMZaARRZHARZ bHA HGHR baMZhaMNMNah!
amHAn.


The following is a translation of this prayer in harmanz:

BARHALLAH is great!
BARHALLAH is great!
All praises be to BARHALLAH!
All praises be to BARHALLAH!
BARHALLAH bringer of understanding.
BARHALLAH bringer of brotherhood.
BARHALLAH bringer of barhah.
Barhah which is understanding.
Barhah which is brotherhood.
Barhah which is all that is good.
I dedicate my new life to barhah.
And to the service of BARHALLAH.
So that I may rise when killed,
To feast upon the brains of mine enemies.
This has BARHALLAH promised me.
Blessed is the sacrament of Brain Rot.
For it is HIS sacrament.
Accepted willingly to understand the glory of barhah.
Under BARHALLAH all are brothers,
Living and dead alike.
The living feedeth their brothers the dead,
So sayeth BARHALLAH,
And by this act bring themselves closer to barhah.
They too may one day rise to the glory.
The glory that is understanding.
The glory that is brotherhood.
The glory that is barhah.
Barhah, brought to The Flesh by BARHALLAH.
BARHALLAH bringer of understanding.
BARHALLAH bringer of brotherhood.
BARHALLAH bringer of barhah.
BARHALLAH is great!
All praises be to BARHALLAH!
Amen.

Standard Prayer in Common Zombish

BARHAAH rh grra!
BARHAAH rh grra!
Hra rarrh brh rh BARHAAH!
Hra rarrh brh rh BARHAAH!
BARHAAH brrngrrh rh rnrranrng.
BARHAAH brrngrrh rh brrhrrhrrh.
BARHAAH brrngrrh rh barhah.
Barhah hrh rh rnrranrng.
Barhah hrh rh brrhrrhrrh.
Barhah hrh rh hra ha rh grrh.
Rh rrarh m nrh rrh rh barhah.
An rh hrh rrrrh rh BARHAAH.
Rh ha rh ma rrrh hrn rrh,
Rh ra rrn hrh brarn rh mrnrh rnrmrrh.
Hrh ha BARHAAH rrmrrh mrh.
Brrh rh hrh aramrn rh Brarn Rrh.
Rrh rh rh Hrh aramrn.
Arrh rrng rh rnrran hrh grrh rh barhah.
Rnrrh BARHAAH hra arrh brrhrrh,
Rrng an ra arrh.
Hrh rrng rrrh hrrrh brrhrrh hrh ra,
Rh arh BARHAAH,
An b hrh hra brrng hrmrrh rrrh rh barhah.
Hrh rrh ma rnrh hra rrrh rh hrh grrh.
Hrh grrh ha rh rnrranrng.
Hrh grrh ha rh brrhrrhrrh.
Hrh grrh ha rh barhah.
Barhah, brrrgh rh hrh rh b BARHAAH.
BARHAAH brrngrrh rh rnrranrng.
BARHAAH brrngrrh rh brrhrrhrrh.
BARHAAH brrngrrh rh barhah.
BARHAAH rh grra!
Hra rarrh brh rh BARHAAH!
Amrn.

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