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INTERVIEW WITH MRRRGGGGH OF THE CULT OF THE STUFFED CROCODILE
Devourer of Worlds was afforded the opportunity to sit down with MRRRGGGGH of the Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile. The group, based in Dunningwood has a unique take on the game and their role in it. Pull up a chair, get a cup of coffee and read on.
01. DW - How did the Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile Form? How long have you been active?
- Since about a week after stuffed animals and such were first discovered in the Museums of Malton.
02. DW - Your group page shows your numbers to be 30 and growing. With those numbers, the group would appear to have some clout in Dunningwood. Is the group pro-active in what goes on in its suburb or does it prefer to keep to itself and not involve itself in the politics?
- We mostly hang out in Skarin PD praying to our Toothy Lord. Occasionally some of us wander about the suburb shooting zombies, but it's not a policy, just youthful high spirits. There are also some satellite temples, somewhere... I forget...
03. - What is your purpose, mission etc.? Tell us the story of the Crocodile.
04. - What is the Cult's views on Pkers? Survivors? Zeds? Bounty Hunters?
- My personal view is that bounty hunting is silly, because death is temporary and meaningless. I dunno what the rest think.
- PKing used to annoy me... but now I mostly think it's part of life/death, as long as it only happens to a given person every couple of weeks. Repeated PKing (unless between consenting individuals like Bizkit and Reaxthia the Emo "girl") would be lame.
- Zeds can follow the Crocodile too, as far as I'm concerned. I believe that our Toothy Lord is quite happy with the idea of biting people. I don't bother shooting at them anymore, unless they bust inside.
- Survivors only annoy me when they call themselves humans. Zombies are human too.
05. - Which direction do you see the Cult heading in for the future?
- Randomly. I can't think of any long term plans, maybe someone else has some.
06. - It seems the Cult is not one to travel and seem to be firmly planted in Dunningwood. Do you see yourself moving or branching out in the future?
- Some of us have moved into other PDs in the suburb, I think. Mentioned above. It's probably on our page (as linked above).
07. - Tell us about some of the Cult's best times (accomplishments, group events, etc...).
- We're all about the good times :)
08. - Tell us about some of the Cult's worst times or things you'd rather forget.
- Well once upon a time we were destroyed by a zergling army, and a bunch of evil Alligator avatars were set up in our Holy place. We had to die, bust in as zombies, drive everyone away, and destroy the Alligators. It was a testing time, but I can laugh about it now :)
09. - Who leads the group? Is it one person? A council?
- We're pretty random. We all say whatever we think, and argue about it, and eventually everyone does what they want. Anyone who praises the Crocodile, or brarzaz za Grargargarah for that matter, is welcome as far as I'm concerned
10. - Are you still recruiting? What is your groups Policy? What must one do to become a member of the Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile? What is the most important quality a potential recruit should have?
- Pretty much all you have to do is turn up at Skarin PD in a zookeeper's uniform, and claim to have seen the Toothy light.
11. - Is there an Ally or Enemy you respect or particularly despise?
- The Flowers of Disease, a PKer group, definitely outstayed their welcome.
12. - If you had one word to describe the following, what would it be?
- The Stuffed Crocodile
- Toothy.
- Dunningwood
- There.
- Timezones
- Huh?
- The Celebrity Apprentice
- What?
- Fort Creedy
- Visited.
- DEM
- Station?
Thank you for your time.
- No worries.
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