Blunte Insurance
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| Inactive Group |
| Blunte Insurance are no longer active. Its group page is preserved for archival purposes. Please do not edit this page. This group was reported inactive on 02:30, 2 January 2009 (UTC) Not Inactive? |
| Blunte Insurance | |
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| Abbreviation: | BI |
| Group Numbers: | >1 active members |
| Leadership: | joint leadership |
| Goals: | To free the world of butt hair that is overgrown and getting in your everyday life. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Send Email |
| Contact: | blondie_gonewild22@yahoo.com |
[edit] New Packages
- The hairy package if you are lacking the hair and would like to get more get the hairy package
- The mohawk package get a punk rock style and feel like you could rock the world
- The mullet package you can go to a business in the day and then party all night long with the business in the front and the party in the BACK.
- Or the original package which get rid of all the hair so that it does not get in your way.
[edit] What we insure you for
- If you flush your hair down the potty.
- If ran over by a car
- If roundhouse kicked by Chuck Noris
- Tossed into a meatgrinder
- Stolen By the Sinclair Family
- Chewed on by a rabie infested dog
