Buttonville Unroyal Bastards

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On a group page, you'll generally see a bit of writing that states how cool they are and that one day they will achieve their goal of ruling or being popular on Urban Dead.

Well, this one is different. Except, we will rule urban dead. (SRSLY)

Tell me: are you tired of being eaten? Then eat.

We do not care who we are percieved to be in terms of popularity, only that we live up to the standards of being able to have fun, and kick ass (or spank fanny! Ho ho!) when called for.

Our strongest motive of all is community. The dream we vision is a Buttonville that knows each other, and willing to lend a hand - eventually to the entirety of Malton. Baby steps forward, perhaps large steps backwards, regardless, we will strive to achieve this goal.

These were the wishes of our Warden, we will carry them on.

And to this day, the Wardens Fire Axe is still raised high.

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Buttonville Unroyal Bastards
Living for Enlightenment June 1, 2010
Abbreviation: BUBs, Unroyals.
Group Numbers: 10
Leadership: DrLulwut
Goals: To unite Survivors and kill zombies, even in death.
Recruitment Policy: Open to anyone who wants to join
Contact: dmsday@hotmail.com

We may or may not be a group that takes things either to seriously or not that serious. Seriously.

We are the reformed children of the former Malton Strike Corps.

We are the lovers of fine wine, justice and enlightenment. We also do so love a fresh apple pie, so if you want to be our friend... bring Apple Pie.

Live long, enjoy the fun. Die, and have even more. That is our duty!

The Forum

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Territories and Operation HQ

We Operate the Garlick Square Fire Station entry point. We also hunt Rogue Survivors. We reside in Buttonville. We camp in the surrounding Skyscrapers and Junkyards as well. We also serve as the defense force of Buckley Mall.


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Things we support.

BUB Barricade Buttonville Agreement:

The Malton Strike Corps made it official that they now follow a decree made by the prominent Survivor groups of the Buttonville Suburb, back when the Barricade Plan was put into place. We, their children, follow suit. This is explained below;

40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49
90 Runciman Towers
Wheddon Auto Repair
Howland Walk
Aulsey Row
Purt Walk
the Barret Hotel
Welsher Square
the Fort Building
Cabble Alley Railway Station
91 St. Soter's Hospital
Bord Boulevard
Tinney Bank
Pothecary Row
Club Bennett
Chittenden Row
the Curtice Arms
Northup Avenue Railway Station
the Brazey Building
a factory
92 Fey Walk
Wadman Place School
Grove Avenue
Beakes Drive
St. Columbanus's Church
Rosenhagen Plaza
Tarring Place
Ranson Boulevard Police Department
Saffyn Place
the Mechel Museum
93 Darvall Lane
a junkyard
Marshfield Road
a cemetery
a carpark
Bell Lane
a warehouse
a factory
the Bainton Hotel
94 Milard Lane
a factory
Brinson Square
a carpark
Bonning Cinema
Don Avenue
Griffiths Park
Houlden Avenue
Stayne Row
a junkyard
95 Beable Drive
Halliley Cinema
a warehouse
Wybrants Plaza
a warehouse
Hallifax Auto Repair
Hallson Alley
Hutchin Bank
Wadley Bank
96 the Bound Building
the Dury Building
Pound Street
a junkyard
Fildes Walk
Club Hunt
Patridge Grove
the Tebbett Building
Gyllet Street
97 St. Aidan's Church
Whittem Place Fire Station
Pargitten Alley School
Snow Library
Milligan Street
Club Dell
Perriott Grove
Lyne Cinema
Rhymes Crescent
the Knapton Building
98 a cemetery
the Pryor Building
the Mallery Building
Pidgeon Avenue
the Shickell Arms
a junkyard
Rouse Road
Hanney Auto Repair
Garlick Square Fire Station
Buckley Mall
99 Headland Street
a warehouse
Frost Square
Bowle Row
Jenkins Lane Railway Station
Alner Place School
the Lethebe Building
a factory
a warehouse
Buckley Mall
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Extremely Heavily Barricaded Very Strongly Barricaded No Barricades
Auto Repair Shops Hospitals Other (non-TRP)
Factories and
Power Stations
NecroTech Buildings Unbarricadable
Forts and Malls Police Departments
MPM: Mobile Phone Masts RP: Revive Points

We Support the following.

Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.
ZKer.jpg ZKing
The members of this Group are ZKers. Boo-Hoo!
GunGirl.jpg Women with Heavy Weapons
This Group Supports women with Guns.
Ubpicon1.gif Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.

Record of known conflicts

Second MOB Bash When the MOB first rolled into town, we all faltered and our group splintered in less-than-glorious defense. This time we are surviving it out. This will be updated. --DrLulwut 17:45, 7 October 2010 (BST)

Teh Recruitment Section!

Wear Teh Badge! Join the Forum. Click the Arrow: [2]

This is teh badge. Copy & paste: {{B.U.B: THE UNROYALS}}

Trooper-hump-small.gif B.U.B: THE UNROYALS
This User mocks useless, arrogant, irrational convention, and therefore is a Member of BUB.

The Forum is up, recruitment is required there.

News & Updates

We are ALIVE! Oh the fresh air! How it aids the brain in the manufacture of LULZ! Keep recruiting. Forum will be up soon. --DrLulwut 17:57, 7 October 2010 (BST)

Recruitment has been slow. Forum up and running. --DrLulwut 19:44, 10 November 2010 (UTC)

We live. Got our first damn recruit in over two months. --DrLulwut 22:42, 2 December 2010 (UTC)

Coraline's Scouting brought us some info on the Northeast. Turns out Mead is up there, and an employee at the Burchell Arms Regulars, which opens some diplomatic relations. From what I understand the Traveling Drunk Tank (a team within the BAR) might visit. --DrLulwut 18:26, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

Pace has been picked up. PKer List has been created and is under construction. See Dead-Meat List on Navigation. --DrLulwut 19:44, 26 January 2011 (UTC)

Two new guys, and we are officially one of the two only active groups in Buttonville. Recruiting season is here! --DrLulwut 15:07, 14 March 2011 (UTC)

On the march, we recognize Tad Holgun as himself. Give him pie. --DrLulwut 03:57, 9 April 2011 (BST)

Get on the Forum and read up on the new Survivor Regulation. All members are mandated under the circumstances to follow this regulation.--DrLulwut 17:47, 13 May 2011 (BST)

Currently wrestling with The Dead. --DrLulwut 02:21, 3 June 2011 (BST)

Styx concert with our buddies, the Wulves. Keep an ear to the radio for the location. --DrLulwut 19:37, 16 September 2011 (BST)

So you want to be a Unroyal Bastard, huh?

Well, a Bastards life for me! How, you may ask, "how can I join your magnificient legion of dastardly dashing members?"

And the answer is, all you have to do is sign up on the forum! (Imagine that)

"What can I expect from becoming a totally badass bastard?" You may ask? You can expect to be swarmed with fans, waving their bottles of awesomesauce around, cheering, naked, hailed as a hero! Among the rest of us you will be subject to rigorous hard labor, for even the newb has to start somewhere.

Our newbs: Straight up G's (pun intended)

Haha almost-just-sorta-kinda kidding.

Of course, all ranks amongst the BUBs aren't a trip to mamby pamby land - you will have to work for it. The BUBs are a community that embraces power through unity. Being a part of that community is to hopefully benefit something much larger than your own fame or ours, (imagine that) rather; benefiting Buttonville, and Malton, as a whole. For what truly lays low amongst us all is the agreement to benefit society as a community of neighbors.

When responsibility comes into the picture, that doesn't mean the game will turn into SRS BIZNISS. In fact, with everyone partying all the time, nobody really gets pissed off at anyone for screwing around, so long as its harmless. Having fun is an important part of our lifestyle.

When combat comes into the picture, we expect you to contribute your ideas and go full force on making the suburb unsuitable for Zombies, laid out in Fist Tactics.


Ranks: Given that we were birthed by a Fire Warden, we are HQed in a Fire Station, and traditionally firefighters, it comes as no surprise that our structure is based off of that department. The following ranks are as show:


List of standardized equipment:

Fire Axe




Flak Jacket


List of standardized skills:

First Aid


Free Running

Hand-to-hand combat • Axe profiecency

Body Building