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Fitted Cap

Even though zombies are attacking, you can still look fresh! Fitted caps are basicly baseball caps with a flat brim and an expensive designs. you could find these in malls.--CJ 00:26, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Yes (Name suggestion)

Author vote.--CJ 00:26, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

No (Name suggestion)

Army Helmet (voting ends 12th June)

Just a simple army helmet found in forts. We need more hats.--Leonidas 21:22, 6 June 2007 (BST)

Yes(Army Helmet)

  1. Author vote.--Leonidas 21:22, 6 June 2007 (BST)
  2. Why not. --1337p5yc0 21:33, 6 June 2007 (BST)
  3. it's been in my description for ages. now that part of my description (gas mask) was implemented, i'd like the other things too --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 21:45, 6 June 2007 (BST)
  4. and the military classes would start with this --Lord Evans 21:46, 6 June 2007 (BST)
  5. a realistic suggestion-- Vista  +1  21:49, 6 June 2007 (BST)
  6. Allot of soldiers around, makes sense.--Wee Sonny MacGregor 21:51, 6 June 2007 (BST)
  7. Makes sense, since there is a fireman's helmet already and head items are needed -- Werewolf32 22:18, 6 June 2007 (BST)
  8. Classic. would make the soldiers feel more war-like Aznmonkeyass99 17:34, 6 June 2007 (BST)
  9. Make sure it's available in all the "military" colors (including camo). Oh, and MOAR HATZ! :D --Specialist290 00:48, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  10. I'm surprised it's not already there. --Sgt Cannon 02:58, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  11. Yes, yes, and yes. Should be able to pick from the usual military colors IMO, including Camo :) --Brashnard 03:15, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  12. Wait does this include the full head gear option, like the lone-wolf stuff from Ghost Recon 2? If so that'd kick ass. A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 09:46, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  13. I like it. --Sonofagun18 10:33, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  14. good idea -- /// goebiTalkHelp/LFS/SR/NT/MWP /// 12:17, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  15. Yeppers! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 13:52, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  16. This is good idea! And good means GOOD... --Vortexx 14:53, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  17. This a good idea, it would go good with my flak jacket and nightvision goggles. Also would match my wiki picture.--Major Striker 16:49, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  18. Of course! Everyone loves the army helmets! --Secruss 18:39, 8 June 2007 (BST)
  19. There are so much soldier its almost essential! --Skritz
  20. This would solve the problem of the only head wear in forts being Berets. I hope it comes in black.--Jim Vulcan 20:15, 12 June 2007 (BST)
  21. Yeees! I don't want a beret, give me a black helmet--Zyll GIFD Francais 22:47, 21 July 2007 (BST)
  22. Totally! And a Black / Dark Blue option in PDs would be excellent, too. It would fit the whole SWAT Team aesthetic. --Johnny Guage 21:42, 17 August 2007 (BST)
  23. As Johnny Guage. --Hhal 21:14, 25 August 2007 (BST)
  24. Why wasn't this implemented earlier? We should have helmets with specific logos on it, such as green(camo) helmets in the fortresses and SWATish hats in the police departments. Of course, it shouldn't come with a defensive bonus or that would just be stupid. --FEAR Recon 10:28, 18 September 2007 (MST)
  25. agree with above--Zach016 01:32, 21 September 2007 (BST)
  26. I am desperate for one of these! I agree with the above post too, thats a smart idea.--User:Happpy doodle 11:54, 28 June 2007 (GMT)
  27. I am aso desperate, why hasn't kevan implemented it yet?--User:Pvt Hawkins 06:19, 4 December 2007
  28. Yes...--Hansolo580 A.K.A. Brutallegend 19:39, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
  29. Despite everyone quoting Kevan's cautionary warning, I still think this is reasonable. -- Diano 05:56, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  30. Boots 17:17, 30 March 2008 (BST)
  31. I want a brain-bucket --Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT|Z.Quiz|PSS 17:52, 30 March 2008 (BST)
  32. I wanna stop my brain getting chewed on! - Tayth | Talk
  33. Yes! It could have a description like: A battered old military helmet, it won't offer any protection. User: Victor Denley

No(Army Helmet)

  1. You people are so hypocritical! You put down suggestions to do with protective looking clothing items, because you say people will think there is a ingame effect... yet you vote for a helmet? There is a possible defence bonus in-game affect for this, yet I see that many of the people who have killed other ideas for 'percieved ingame effects' are voting yes! This is a great idea, but sorry... NO --Mr Cane 19:48, 15 October 2007 (BST)
    Please, check the dates and don't make libelous assumptions, most of votes were made before the according "rules change" by Kevan --~~~~ [talk] 10:25, 16 October 2007 (BST)

Beer/Drink Dispensing Hat

Found at Stadiums and Pubs. It would be used in the hat slot. Great for beer on the the go, and those that love it to much *cough* RCDC *cough*.--lucky 1uke

Yes(Beer/Drink Dispensing Hat)

  1. MOAR HATZ! --Specialist290 00:55, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  2. I'd definitely have to get this for my zombie characters. More hat options is always welcome in my book, but this one could be really funny. --Mrxak 00:57, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  3. *hic!* --  AHLGTG 01:09, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  4. I've been killed too many times trying to sip a beer while shooting zombies with my 2-handed shotgun. What am I supposed to do, not drink while I shoot? This isn't the stone ages. --Skitchipoo 01:13, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  5. Hats are a plus. --1337p5yc0 02:10, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  6. That would be hilarious. --Sgt Cannon 03:01, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  7. Yes to HATS! -- Gunstar 06:29, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  8. Mmmm... beer...--Wee Sonny MacGregor 21:25, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  9. Go RCDC and BEER!! --Lucky 1uke 01:14, 8 June 2007 (BST)
  10. Vote is now a yes. Imagine me sitting there: Drink hat with Dr. Pepper in it, wearing a pink hoodie, black shirt, purple shorts, black boots, and my glasses. Damn I'm sexy, even in my thoughts! ^^. A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:41, 8 June 2007 (BST)
  11. We have stadiums, these would go great there. --karek 10:23, 10 June 2007 (BST)
  12. YES because if you want a drink you just have to sip while killing zombies!!!! PLUS it is avalible in any pubs or stadium!! we need more types of hats because the current selection is kinda bland Tony Darkgrave
  13. Yes, power to the village drunk. Maddness209
  14. Yes, but I don't think they should be in Arms, only Stadiums, and even then maybe not all of them. Zombies aren't serious. Scary, yes, but also funny. UD is whatever you want it to be - ultra-serious milsim for some, funny rp for others. As a zombie apocalypse should be. Clay5x 06:24, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
  15. It's silly, but I'm not letting that ruin it for me. -- Diano 05:56, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  16. Boots 17:18, 30 March 2008 (BST)

Well it would make sense though if this is added around the time that the superbowl is played... cause it would be a great time and a common thing to find for those football fans--FireWOLF109 7:39, August 29 2010 (EST)

No(Beer/Drink Dispensing Hat)

  1. It's too silly. Urban Dead is a serious game, it's the players that make it humorous. lets not introduce "funny" content.-- Vista  +1  08:55, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  2. NO to funny content --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 09:07, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  3. As above. --Sonofagun18 10:49, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  4. Yeh, a little too silly for my liking. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 13:54, 7 June 2007 (BST)
    Well I only drink on New years so that pretty much rules out Beer dispensing hat. Change it into Drink dispensing hat and you have my vote. A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:01, 7 June 2007 (BST) Vote has been changed to recent edit. A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:37, 8 June 2007 (BST)
  5. too silly The man 21:12, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  6. Yah... a little to silly even for a crazy pker. -- Happy 20:30, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  7. Agreed. Let's not forget that urbandead is about a zombie apocalypse right? --FEAR Recon 10:32, 18 September 2007 (MST)
  8. Facepalm. --Druuuuu Ocular 22:44, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  9. Too silly. How can you have a beer hat w/out a big foam finger? --Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT|Z.Quiz|PSS 17:54, 30 March 2008 (BST)


Comes in all colors. Found in Mansions and Malls. Takes up the hat slot. After death, the wig description would be changed to: A shredded, bloodstained wig. This is the perfect item for the eccentric Maltonians among us!

NOTE: Punk colors such as blue and green are exclusive to Malls. No mansion-dweller would own one of those. ;) --Hhal 02:12, 7 June 2007 (BST)


  1. I can vote once for my own suggestion, right? --Hhal 02:19, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  2. MOAR HATZ! (and yes, I realize that a wig isn't exactly a hat, but it's the principle of the thing...) --Specialist290 03:30, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  3. I could use a toupee. --Sgt Cannon 19:41, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  4. Wigs kick ass.--Wee Sonny MacGregor 21:27, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  5. needz moar hatz! --Ropponmatsu 22:13, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  6. Would help the bald blend in. -- =P 23:59, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  7. Rainbow Color Wigs for us clowns of Malton!!! --Happykook 08:00, 24 Jun 2007 (CST)
  8. Yes, if the wigs aren't to silly... I think the rainbow wig should be aloud though. Two points for rainbow wig! --Raaaagh!! 20:24, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  9. Yes please. Wigs of all natural and unnatural colors! Bright pink and purple in some Clubs... Clay5x 06:26, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
  10. I agree with this. -- Diano 06:00, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  11. Boots 17:19, 30 March 2008 (BST)


  1. Like the suggestion above, It's too silly. Urban Dead is a serious game, it's the players that make it humorous. lets not introduce "funny" content just for the sake of it being "funny"-- Vista  +1  08:58, 7 June 2007 (BST)
I'm not sure I understand. How are real wigs silly? It is an actual item that is used by thousands worldwide. I'm not suggesting we make clown wigs or anything. --Hhal 19:14, 7 June 2007 (BST)
It's the same principle as with the tong a couple of suggestions above, You're not supposed to see that somebody is wearing one. nobody would seriously wear a shredded, bloodstained wig as that defeats the purpose of it. and whats the difference between Punk colors such as blue and green and a clown wig? having it in your description could only be for comedic effect.-- Vista  +1  20:21, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  1. NO to funny content --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 09:08, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  2. As above. --Sonofagun18 10:52, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  3. Hmmm, just don't seem right. Everyone should have some natural hair! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 13:55, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  4. Mmmmmmmm nah. A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:02, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  5. While nice and all Vista does have a point, it doesn't make even slight sense. --karek 10:21, 10 June 2007 (BST)
  6. No, you can just place a wig in the typed description -maddness209
  7. Besides, how would you know if someone is wearing a wig? That's the point of having a wig... --FEAR Recon 10:34 18 September 2007
  8. Too silly --Druuuuu Ocular 22:44, 5 December 2007 (UTC)


A (yellow/blue/white/red/green/orange/brown/grey) hardhat. Found in Auto Repair, Factory, Junkyard, Power Station (basically the same places as overalls).

-I want to stress that these are not intended in any way, shape, or form to provide additional protection against the living dead, raving lunatics, or falling objects.---Brashnard 03:15, 7 June 2007 (BST)


  1. MOAR HATZ! :D --Specialist290 03:32, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  2. Incase people decide to throw bricks out of their safehouses.--Leonidas 03:50, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  3. Huhuhu, yAh! EAVEN MORH HATZ! --  AHLGTG 03:52, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  4. One more step towards the full Village People collection! Hm.... if only I weren't so lazy.... --Skitchipoo 04:37, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  5. The more hats Malton has the closer it gets to a better society. -- Gunstar 06:27, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  6. mheh.-- Vista  +1  09:15, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  7. well... ok --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 09:19, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  8. Sounds good. --Sonofagun18 10:56, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  9. I won't use this, but it gives people who wear these an excuse to whistle at me.--Lachryma 12:30, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  10. Yea for worker's safety rights! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 13:58, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  11. Hats! :D --dudemeister 15:23, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  12. Yes. --Sgt Cannon 19:43, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  13. Wouldn't use it, but hey, we get to hear the Village people then. At least I think it was the Village people that sung that song. Not sure. Oh well, never really liked the song anyway. A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:06, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  14. yes, just for the obvious village people group that would appear. --Ropponmatsu 22:15, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  15. I'm with dude. :P We need more hats -- Cheeseman W!ASBTalk 22:30, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  16. I like it. --User:Axe27/Sig 21:15, 15 June 2007 (BST)
  17. Yea. -- Diano 06:00, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  18. I really need one of these, it will help me stop spies from SAPPAN' MAH SAN-TRAY! Boots 17:20, 30 March 2008 (BST)
  19. Yup Yeah of course! You're a cool guy! --Shawn O'Hara 07:43, 22 August 2008
  20. Why not. --Nitro378 T JNL 10:58, 22 August 2008 (BST)
  21. Yes No really bad in-game effect Linkthewindow 12:10, 24 August 2008 (BST)
  22. Yes Sounds interesting. TehHeyhey 00:49, 25 August 2008 (BST)
  23. But of Course I need a hardhat, how am I going to make a dispenser without a hardhat? I Wouldn't be an Engineer! LaZaH 17:53, 27 April 2010 (BST)


  1. No - While I actually like this idea, there'd be an expected in-game effect. Unfortunately. Also, I think it's been suggested before, way back when Toolboxes were introduced and the MCWU came into being and construction workers were all the rage among the cool survivors... ;) --WanYao 11:07, 22 August 2008 (BST)


in the hat slot, comes in multiple colours. can be found in malls, towers,hotels and motels, and whereever else likely to find them.why? it can get cold in malton, a touque would keep ya warm!--'BPTmz 06:30, 7 June 2007 (BST) Edit: [1]


  1. yes, i'm canadian.--'BPTmz 06:30, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  2. Problem is that although everybody knows the item itself, nobody whould know it from the name. maybe not recognizable enough-- Vista  +1  09:32, 7 June 2007 (BST)
    Exactly right, Vista. Is it a beenie or something? Link would be good. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 14:02, 7 June 2007 (BST)
    Beanie or wollen hat-- Vista  +1  16:10, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  3. Yes becuase I knew what it was from the start. God I love France/Canadia (Now tell me, I've done research, but I can't figure out if the "beanie" derives from old school French cook hats or what. Any help?) A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:18, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  4. Yes, since a toque always saves my life when I'm having a bad hair day:D! Vezira 15:29, 2 November 2007 (PDT)
  5. I do not care if this old, it is winter, and I am Canadian, gimme a touque! :) And anywhere winters are cold, this is a very common item, not at all obscure. You could call it a wool cap/hat, but it is NOT a beanie, not outside of england, anyway. Here are pics...
--WanYao 21:00, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  1. Canadian. Winter. Cold. MUST HAVE!!! --JAston 18:35, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. This seems sensible to me. -- Diano 06:01, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Boots 17:20, 30 March 2008 (BST)
  4. Yes If ppl dont know what it is then they should either look it up or not wear it. --ChiTownBear 10:32, 29 July 2009 (BST)


  1. I vote against the name. --William Told

Pimp Hats

1st time on the wiki if i screw this up plz fix. Pimp hats would be found in clubs. obviously they would go in the hats slot. They would be in every color except pale yellow. why you say? cuz i hate pale yellow. also zombies could get pimp hats with there starting clothes. cuz zombies is pimps too so go on brush your shoulders off.--Anonymous Warrior 21:26, 18 June 2007 (BST)

ty for reminding me MolotovH

Yes(Pimp Hats)

  1. yes, B!mb hazz me zombie needs B!mb hazz --Anonymous Warrior 07:43, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  2. Pimp hat or no revive, obviously :P --dudemeister 15:22, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  3. I can't figure out why they weren't implemented from the beginning. --GBaldwin81 16:01, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  4. Of course, it's going to be a signature piece of the Random uniform code. LCpl Hicks 16:25, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  5. Firm believer in the no pimp hat no revive policy. --GPunk 16:34, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  6. It should exist,ask the RRF portion that invaded buttonville. they couldn't take them along because no clothes were implemented then. Kir 17:23, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  7. Zambahz an harmanz rahr b!mb hazz! -Shinosa 19:41, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  8. Yes. God yes. - Krae 19:51, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  9. Yes! No Pimp Hat, No Revive, NO MERCY! --DonTickles 20:28, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  10. Yes, my character can more closely resemble the zombie killing, barricade building scientist-pimp I am in real life Attentater 20:41, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  11. PIMP HATS!--Wee Sonny MacGregor 21:30, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  12. Sexy kinda --karek 21:45, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  13. W00T!! We needz the hatz!!! -- Cheeseman W!ASBTalk 22:00, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  14. hell yes! we needs the pimp hats! --Ropponmatsu 22:06, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  15. I was at Buttonville. Since the clothing update I've been wanting a snazzy purple pimp hat to keep it around even with the description length finally crowding it out. They may be useless, but hell, so's all the clothing, and these'd be fun. --Mold 23:37, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  16. Mahr b!mb hazz! Looks great with the zambah no-pants ensemble. --Goolina Gore Corps 06:41, 8 June 2007 (BST)
  17. No Pimp Hat, No Revive. End of discussion. Ruan. 07:43, 8 June 2007 (BST),
  18. B!mb hazz! Mahr b!mb hazz! LordOlam 00:39, 9 June 2007 (BST)
  19. Marh b!mb hazz! Srekto 19:53, 14 June 2007 (BST)
  20. I must regulate in proper pimp attire. --globule13 21:11,14 June 2007
  21. "To bag a classy lady, you need to give her two tickets...To the Gun show." --User:Axe27/Sig 03:06, 16 June 2007 (BST)
  22. Yes. Yes. YES. With big feathers in 'em.--Scrapson 21:29, 16 June 2007 (BST)
  23. I'll throw in my Yes vote. --Cheese Knight 09:54, 17 June 2007 (BST)
  24. Yes because in a city like this there will be people like that
  25. Pimps in the city... Yah, I can see that happening! --Happy 20:33, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  26. People offended by pimp hats should not play zombie games. Stores sell them, people wear them, so yes please. --Clay5x 07:33, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
  27. It would compliment my Kilt! RMinRED 16:46, 4 November 2007 (EST)
  28. YESS! Zombie pimp!!! --JAston 18:34, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  29. Everyone knows that No Pimp Hat, No Revive. It's common sense. Also supported under the MOAR HATZ Policy. --Boris 23:09, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
  30. I can't help myself. -- Diano 06:02, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  31. As a member of the PLD (Pimp Legion of Doom), i have to support this. it would just be wrong other wise.--Themonkeyman11 18:36, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
  32. Yes!Yes!!YES!!! - Tayth | Talk

No(Pimp Hats)

  1. no zombie pimps please. Lets keep the content semi-realistic.-- Vista  +1  09:03, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  2. no --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 09:22, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  3. My vote, you have not. --Sonofagun18 10:58, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  4. I've never really liked that sub-culture fashion much. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 14:03, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  5. Just don't like it. A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:22, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  6. Pimp --Hhal 23:21, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  7. Heck no! =P 23:47, 7 June 2007 (BST)
  8. This offends me, on several levels.--Lachryma 12:30, 8 June 2007 (BST)
  9. No. Just way too dumb realy. --Seventythree 20:20, 8 June 2007 (BST)
  10. dude, no --Toast Outlaw 15:39, 9 June 2007 (BST)
  11. No--Hejsa 07:09, 10 June 2007 (BST)
  12. Please, this is just way too silly. Imagine some guy being eaten by a bunch of zombies in Purple Pimp Hats? --Leon Vulcan 01:34, 13 June 2007 (BST)
  13. No, for two reasons. One, what your talking about is a fedora with a feather in it, so back the Fedora suggestion instead. Two, because nobody claimed credit for suggesting this. MolotovH 03:55, 18 June 2007 (BST)
  14. Hell, no. Are you crazy?--DerangedFerret 05:56, 18 June 2007 (BST)
  15. Thats just weird. --Amras Calmacil 17:31, 18 June 2007 (BST)
  16. What the hell is a pimp hat? A hat with a feather? --DrBowman 14:07, 8 July 2007 (BST)
  17. The symbol of predators dedicated to introducing women and boys into a lifestyle of shame and degradation and the slavery of drug addiction. I don't think so. Bill Tilghman 01:56, 23 July 2007 (BST)
  18. Nope. Just use a fedora or a top hat, maybe even put it in your description. But think about it like this. ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE. Not 'da club' Also, it it really that difficult to capitalise your sentences, or to write "Because"?--Normal PhobicC 11:38, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  19. ...can't you just get couple different colors of fedoras or slouch hats and just put in your description that they have feathers in them? Hell, maybe just use a leopard-print hat or a single variety of hat that you can pass off as a pimp hat. I just can't condone using "pimp hat" as a general name for an entire category of hats, especially since "a pimp hat" could easily be taken to mean "a really cool/stylish hat" ...just no...--William Told 1:02, 10 May 2008 (EST)
  20. As someone just said, no zombie pimps please. LaZaH

Rice Farmer's Hat

I don't know how large the Asian community is in Malton, but many metropolitan areas have a "China Town" tourist type of area where these are a dime a dozen. Therefore, you should find them in malls. If anything, it's just another cool hat. --Skitchipoo 00:33, 8 June 2007 (BST)

To clarify what I was implying above, you don't have to be in China or any southeast Asian country to find a rice farmer's hat. --Skitchipoo 06:24, 12 June 2007 (BST)

Yes(Rice Farmer's Hat)

  1. MOWER HAHTS! --Skitchipoo 00:33, 8 June 2007 (BST)
  2. Hats kick ass.--Wee Sonny MacGregor 21:08, 8 June 2007 (BST)
  3. Thats really Ninja, would be nice for assassins. -Meatloafe
  4. Malton+Rice Hats+Sombreros=Utopia --Moctezuma 00:29, 10 June 2007 (BST)
  5. Its specifically stated that no one is meant to know where malton is so what says malton isnt in china. Heck what says malton isnt on an island in the middle of the ocean seperate from all the other countries. Thus why we see US armed forces alongside british forces. Perhaps its a necrotech owned island. No matter where malton is i think this is a great idea. --Sephikus T 11:43, 10 June 2007 (BST)
  6. You don't have to be in China to sell Rice Farmers' Hats. --Antipathy 10:51, 21 June 2007 (BST)
  7. yes, definitely, I love those hats (I see them in my neighbourhood and I'm nowhere NEAR China, but a lot of my neighbours are Asian)--Reen 05:17, 13 June 2007 (BST)
  8. Clothes are clothes are clothes are clothse. Although this one is definitely a strange idea. --karek 03:57, 15 June 2007 (BST)
  9. For sure. I'm all for it. the one, the only, sushiknight (talk contribs HARD E.N.D.) 15:24, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  10. OH GOD YES! --XxPale HorsexX 13:07, 2 August 2007 (BST)
  11. Yes! Those are awesome! --Bluemofia 23:02, 21 August 2007 (BST)
  12. Yes please. --Clay5x 07:34, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

No(Rice Farmer's Hat)

  1. I doubt there's any rice farmers in Malton. --Sonofagun18 05:49, 8 June 2007 (BST)
  2. Again, this is Malton, not China. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 06:26, 8 June 2007 (BST)
  3. There's a lot of ethnic hats in almost each country, why make a precedent? --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 10:36, 8 June 2007 (BST)
  4. not suited for the game setting-- Vista  +1  16:47, 8 June 2007 (BST)
  5. Don't get me wrong, I love Chinese people, but I think this suggestion is a little out ther. Plain straw hats might be a good alternative --Aleksander 03:28, 13 June 2007 (BST)
  6. no =P 21:37, 13 June 2007 (BST)
  7. I don't think Malton's in China. --User:Axe27/Sig 21:49, 14 June 2007 (BST)
    Never seen a rice farming hat outside of china? --Dipcup 15:23, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  8. I don't like farming --JudeMaverick Talk +1 Jobs 07:42, 16 June 2007 (BST)
  9. I'm sorry, but I just can't see it fitting into Malton. As Alksander said, plain straw hats, possbily. This is just crawling with potential problems (A new breed a Ninja-trenchcoaters, for example.) --Normal PhobicC 11:40, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  10. This is a bit outside probabilty. -- Diano 06:04, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  11. I reconsidered. Plus, I'm holding out for lightning powers to come with the hat. --William Told

Pirate Hat

Specifically, the hat I want is a Tricorne, but I'm not too fussy... call it a "tricorne", "tricorn", "tri-cornered hat", "three-cornered hat" or just go for the non-specifically-lame but easy-to-recognise "pirate hat".

If you need a mental picture, think "CaptainJack Sparrow." (And please, no comments about the absence of a certain ethanol-based beverage)

Where to find one? Um... a costume shop I guess, so maybe the (a?) Mall, and some rich body might have kept an ancestor's hat in the attic of their Mansion – they were naval hats originally. —Revenant talk 17:12, 9 June 2007 (BST)

Edit: Museum might be a viable location, too. —Revenant talk 18:09, 9 June 2007 (BST)
Comment: If I can't get a tricorne, then I'll have to wear a top hat and call it a tricorne, and it just won't be the same. :( They are still worn by various groups and individuals today: The Lord Mayor of London wears one, as do fans of various revolutionary sports teams in the US. (From Wikipedia article) —Revenant talk 18:16, 9 June 2007 (BST)

Yarr!(Pirate Hat)

  1. Author vote. Obviously I think this is a good idea. (Also, have I put this suggestion in the right place?) —Revenant talk 17:23, 9 June 2007 (BST)
  2. Well I think they should be found in one mansion. Also... my peanut.--Leonidas 17:41, 9 June 2007 (BST)
  3. I say, the more pirate paraphenalia, the better, bring it on!--Seventythree 18:28, 9 June 2007 (BST)
  4. Arrrh--Wee Sonny MacGregor 18:58, 9 June 2007 (BST)
  5. Hats! :D --dudemeister 01:09, 10 June 2007 (BST)
  6. I would wear it. pirates are the best.--karek 05:33, 10 June 2007 (BST)
  7. Ai!--Hejsa 06:38, 10 June 2007 (BST)
  8. 'Arrr! As I play a trio of piratical zombies, this would be perfect. Slayerofmuffins 10:07, 10 June 2007 (BST)
  9. I wouldn't wear it but i'm sure it would get plenty of use. And people stop voting no because it doesnt fit the period. What period is this set in anyways? We don't know if its the present, past, or future. It might not even be on earth in all honesty so stop voting based on where/when you think malton is. --Sephikus T 12:01, 10 June 2007 (BST)
  10. Yes.. I mean Yarr! - Whitehouse 12:54, 10 June 2007 (BST)
  11. Yarr, unhappy be a pirate without his hat! Robinxe 13:14, 10 June 2007 (BST)
  12. Oh yes! i long for the day when every zombie in malton is stumbling around in pirate outfits! --Kaisuke 15:33, 10 June 2007 (BST)
  13. --  AHLGTG 00:12, 11 June 2007 (BST)
  14. Yuppers. Also ninja clothes! --Antipathy 10:51, 21 June 2007 (BST)
  15. Got to have the Pirate hat, I'd wear one of them in the fort seige, could it have a big feather like Captain Barbossa's on Pirates of the Caribbean? That would be cool, thought I'd really like a monkey too but I know that would never be put on here.--Major Striker 02:26, 13 June 2007 (BST)
  16. Okay, but as Tricorner's not as Pirate Hats --Aleksander 03:32, 13 June 2007 (BST)
  17. A resoundin' YARRR from the Cap'n - he be needin' somethin' ter replace this less-than-adequate bandana, aye. Captain Crooks 04:08, 21 June 2007 (BST)
  18. I want to be a pirate maybe Captain Jack Sparrow jk lol but yes for pirate hats we need more types of hats because the current selection is kinda bland plus Kevan should put RUM, Vodka, Tequilla as a beverage besides beer and wine Tony Darkgrave
  19. Arr, matey! --Midianian 17:59, 15 July 2007 (BST)
  20. Avast! A pirate I was ment to be! --Stark Senap 17:12, 14 September 2007 (BST)
  21. Yarrr! --Clay5x 07:34, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
  22. Aa a Pirate myself I whole-heartedly support this hat, we are endangered you know. (Pirate Talk: YARRRRR!) Boots 17:23, 30 March 2008 (BST)
  23. Pastafarians in Malton! - Tayth | Talk

Narr!(Pirate Hat)

  1. I aaaarr Ninja Or more serious, period clothes don't really fit IMHO.-- Vista  +1  18:05, 9 June 2007 (BST)
    Top hat? Monocle? Slayerofmuffins 16:56, 10 June 2007 (BST)
    Top hats actually are still used. I know of two people in my family who actually have one. (they're married, guess what was the occassion) I wouldn't have put the monocole in myself. But at least it was in use into the 20th century. -- Vista  +1  07:39, 11 June 2007 (BST)
    Tricornes are also still used by some, although I will concede they don't have the Monopoly guy. (See my comment above and Wikipedia article, if you're curious). —Revenant talk 15:58, 11 June 2007 (BST)
    But only by Re-enactors and for the odd ceremony. They would not be normally found. Top Hats actually are still used (however sparingly) within normal life. The volume of production between the two is enourmous
    Also, Wikipedia on Tricornes: ...[fell] out of style shortly before the French Revolution.-- Vista  +1  16:37, 11 June 2007 (BST)
    Also, Wikipedia on top hats: In the latter half of the 19th century, the top hat gradually fell out of fashion... Slayerofmuffins 16:32, 12 June 2007 (BST)
    you should also note the follow parts, It continued to be used for formal wear, with a morning suit in the daytime and with evening clothes (tuxedo or tailcoat) until the late 1930s and Nowadays cheap imitations of top hats are made for white tie, as well as events calling for morning dress so starting to go out out of fashion from latter half of the 19th century to 1940 and still in use today for white tie and morning dress, VRS out of fashion since 1790 and still in use for re-enactments. Sorry, not the same.-- Vista  +1  10:43, 13 June 2007 (BST)
  2. humorous... no... --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 18:44, 9 June 2007 (BST)
  3. Seriously... --Moctezuma 23:27, 9 June 2007 (BST)
    I've said this before. If you want to be a pirate, play Shartak. --  AHLGTG 00:02, 10 June 2007 (BST)
    What if I want to be a pirate in both Urban Dead and Shartak? Slayerofmuffins 10:44, 10 June 2007 (BST)
    And what about those of us without the time for more webgames. And am i correct in thinking that's considered advertising? --Sephikus T 11:59, 10 June 2007 (BST)
    Not advertising, but I concede. --  AHLGTG 00:12, 11 June 2007 (BST)
  4. This is Urban Dead not Pirates of the Caribbean. --Sonofagun18 01:14, 11 June 2007 (BST)
    How bout Pirates of the Malton Dead?--Leonidas 01:44, 11 June 2007 (BST)
  5. I'm all for humor, but if this passes, we'll have to add ninjas. Then to counter the ninjas, we'd have to add vikings. Then to counter the vikings, we'd have to add Ninja Pirate Jesus to unite the Pirates and the Ninjas against the Viking menace. A dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:59, 11 June 2007 (BST)
    All you'd need to be a ninja is a ski mask (suggested above) and generally black clothing. Ninjas are very conservative dressers. I concede you have a point about the Vikings and Pirate Ninja Jesus. —Revenant talk 07:22, 11 June 2007 (BST)
    You don't even need the ski mask - there are black facemasks in-game already. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 23:59, 12 June 2007 (BST)
    No, no, NO! You do not get it! The vikings where the good guys! They just did what they where told! When someone had written "plunder this monastery" in runes on the monastery wall, they did just that (no evidence on this. They were very cleanly and cleaned up after themselfs... And the vikings didn't keep a diary..). Ehhh.. a descendant must defend her ancestors... --Hejsa 19:32, 12 June 2007 (BST)
  6. If this gets implimented, then ninja outfits should too. Then we could hav wild animals! And we'll call this new game... Shartak. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 14:49, 11 June 2007 (BST)
  7. As much as I love pirate hats, I can't vote for this. I just don't love them as much as pimp hats. -- Diano 06:05, 22 January 2008 (UTC)


They'd go on the head, obviously and they'd look great. Right now Malton is a dark, gloomy and depressing place but imagine Malton with a bunch of Pancho Villa look-alikes running around and groups of mariachis performing at cafés and rock concerts- Malton would be a utopia! --Moctezuma 23:37, 9 June 2007 (BST)


  1. Te Quiro Sombrero! --karek 10:19, 10 June 2007 (BST)
  2. Si Senor. Good idea. --Sephikus T 12:05, 10 June 2007 (BST)
  3. Sombrero!--Wee Sonny MacGregor 15:32, 12 June 2007 (BST)
  4. Oui Monsieur! Wait, wrong language--Antipathy 10:51, 21 June 2007 (BST)
  5. Works perfectly with my Poncho idea.--Seventythree 20:24, 12 June 2007 (BST)
  6. This would fit so well with a character I know--Reen 05:42, 13 June 2007 (BST)
  7. Si si! --Anotherpongo 18:49, 20 June 2007 (BST)
  8. The Cap'n be pretty fond o' these hats too, aye... Captain Crooks 04:10, 21 June 2007 (BST)
  9. Si (or yes in english) -maddness209
  10. Why not? --Dipcup 15:19, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  11. Muy perfecto! --Happy 20:39, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  12. Just because Malton isn't in England. --Midianian|T|T:S|C:RCS| 20:09, 22 October 2007 (BST)
  13. England doesn't have gun stores in Malls. --Clay5x 07:36, 30 October 2007 (UTC)


  1. Where is Malton located? Say it with me people! England. I really think we need some canonical population make-up / immigration figures so we can get some ethnic background for this city. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 14:53, 11 June 2007 (BST)
    South Africa? —Revenant talk 18:35, 11 June 2007 (BST)
    Yeah, Dux... Malton is not in England, it's in South Africa --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 09:07, 12 June 2007 (BST)
    lol yeah, and we should implement a safari section in the city as well huh. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 00:01, 13 June 2007 (BST)
    I don't get what safaris have to do with sombreros and even if Malton is in England, it doesn't mean we can't have sombreros. I'm sure there's latinos in England, too. --Moctezuma 04:01, 15 June 2007 (BST)
  2. As Dux Ducis said. --Sonofagun18 05:48, 12 June 2007 (BST)
  3. I've had it with these motherfuckin' ethnic hats in this motherfuckin' post apocalyptic situation! --Aleksander 03:33, 13 June 2007 (BST)
  4. England.--Labine50 MHG|MEMS|DHPD 01:33, 16 June 2007 (BST)
  5. Is Malton in Mexico? Very probably NOT--DerangedFerret 05:58, 18 June 2007 (BST)
    Since when were hats forced to stay within a single country? I remember seeing sombreros in canada as well as england last time I visited.--Dipcup 15:18, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  6. This is just outside plausibility. -- Diano 06:06, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Welder's Helmet

An extremely bad-ass hat that can be found in factories. Enough said. --Skitchipoo 06:24, 12 June 2007 (BST)

I guess enough wasn't said. It should cover both the head and face slots since it wouldn't make sense to wear a mask with one, and I was thinking of the auto-polarized ones so you can wear it and still be able to see (but having a broken lens is also viable). --Skitchipoo 07:21, 12 June 2007 (BST)

Yes(Welder's Helmet)

  1. I'm surprised this isn't already in the game. --Skitchipoo 06:24, 12 June 2007 (BST)
  2. Is it something like this? ok... But it actually covers both face and head slots --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 07:00, 12 June 2007 (BST)
  3. Doesn't sound too bad. Would add something to find in factories besides overalls. --Sonofagun18 10:03, 12 June 2007 (BST)
  4. Variety is always a good thing. --Antipathy 10:51, 21 June 2007 (BST)
  5. Liking it. Wouldn't it be found in auto repair shops too though?--Seventythree 20:20, 12 June 2007 (BST)
  6. Boo hoo, you didn't specify what type of helmet!! Waah! No seriously, I think this is a good idea, more clothing to be found in the industrial areas. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 00:05, 13 June 2007 (BST)
  7. mheh, -- Vista  +1  10:50, 13 June 2007 (BST)
  8. I like this. Perhaps the description could read: a polarised-visor welder's helmet --Chris Retnam 20:25, 21 June 2007 (BST)
  9. ABSOLUTELY!!!! Only because I am a huge Chzo Mythos fan. (go ahead and google it!) --Vault 15:49, 7 July 2007 (BST)
  10. we need more hats - maddness209
  11. I really think this is one of the best hat ideas out there. --Happy 20:42, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  12. Yes, but it should only take up the head slot, like (I think) the firefighter's helmet or any other. Why? Because you can always wear glasses, surgical masks, or whatever under the flip-down face shield of this type of helmet. --Clay5x 07:38, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
  13. The fact that you cant see through them makes it even more badass! --Happy doodle 23:13, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  14. Somebody is going to make Moltor...I can sense this. Boots 17:24, 30 March 2008 (BST)
  15. Watch the pretty blue light!--Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT|Z.Quiz|PSS 17:55, 30 March 2008 (BST)

No(Welder's Helmet)

  1. Because you didn't specify what kind. Some have a lens shade that auto polarizes when bright lights (the spark lights emitted when welding, I have one of these.) come into view. Older models are perma-dark (these ones are fucking annoying). If it's an older model, you wouldn't be able to see. If you change it to say the lens shade is missing or broken, or something to the effect of clarifying whether the lens is polarized or not, then you'd get my vote.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 06:52, 12 June 2007 (BST)
  2. Having owned one of these, I can honestly say there is no reason I would ever wear it if I can avoid it. Not comfortable, and not beneficial when surviving against zombies, not even stylish. Maybe you wanted a set of the not-as-dark goggles people wear when using torches- rivethead kids do wear THOSE, and they make passable sunglasses on very bright days if for some reason your pupils are unusually dialated. --Seb_Wiers Imagine 02:00, 13 June 2007 (BST)
  3. I agree, they are usually too dark to be practical, and those that aren't are still bloody uncomfortable--Reen 05:55, 13 June 2007 (BST)
    Aren't facemasks uncomfortable, impractical, and limiting to vision? They're in the game - just because an item is uncomfortable doesn't mean it could resonably be implemented. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 10:58, 13 June 2007 (BST)
    It could be done, but it would be like wearing swim fins on dry land. They are the sort of thing you just want to rip off as soon as they aren't absolutely crucial for doing the job. 16:42, 13 June 2007 (BST)
  4. Like restraint masks, I just don't see people wearing these. -- Diano 06:06, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. They don't seem fun to wear, are very uncomfortable and limiting in RL, and would be detrimental to survival in Malton. Besides, what are you welding? --William Told 1:02, 10 May 2008 (EST)


you probably know them, as golf visors. found in banks(accountants wear them too!)malls and wereever else senseable. comes in many colors and takes up the hat slot.--'BPTmz 01:09, 14 June 2007 (BST)


  1. we need something in banks.--'BPTmz 01:09, 14 June 2007 (BST)
  2. Yes! I was trying to think of some clothing that you could find in a bank. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 02:45, 14 June 2007 (BST)
  3. Wouldn't wear one but, good none the less. --Sonofagun18 04:13, 14 June 2007 (BST)
  4. Good plan, my man.--Seventythree 07:35, 14 June 2007 (BST)
  5. Bank wear! Huzzah! -- Gunstar 11:41, 14 June 2007 (BST)
  6. mheh-- Vista  +1  09:59, 17 June 2007 (BST)
  7. Parhaps find them in stadiums too? I can see the people working in ticketbooths wearing one. --Dipcup 15:24, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  8. Too generic to leave out. One must cover the basics. --Klaus Gruber 02:07, 2 September 2007 (PDT)
  9. Yep. --Clay5x 07:39, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
  10. This is a reasonable hat suggestion. -- Diano 06:07, 22 January 2008 (UTC)


Santa Claus Hat

Only available in December, same locations as plastic Christmas trees and lights. Great for all those "zombie Santas" that we had last year. --Uncle Bill 02:57, 15 June 2007 (BST)

Yes(Santa Claus Hat)

  1. Seasonal clothing seems weird but enjoyable. --karek 03:52, 15 June 2007 (BST)
  2. Sure but, only in december. --Sonofagun18 03:56, 15 June 2007 (BST)
  3. i'll vote keep only when winter will come... d-oh! already voted :( --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 07:51, 15 June 2007 (BST)
  4. Could be fun-- Vista  +1  09:36, 15 June 2007 (BST)
  5. Ok, but what happens after Christmas ends? Do the hats get removed automatically, or will they remain until head gear is changed? Werewolf32 16:19, 15 June 2007 (BST)
  6. How sexy! ;)--Lachryma 16:53, 15 June 2007 (BST)
  7. Secksy indeed. --Anotherpongo 19:48, 15 June 2007 (BST)
  8. Yep. sounds good. Always thought santa was a little sinister anyway.... Zombie santa would be great.--Seventythree 21:38, 15 June 2007 (BST)
  9. Santa is coming to town! --JudeMaverick Talk +1 Jobs 07:09, 16 June 2007 (BST)
  10. Heh, my avatar picture is actually Jake Gyllenhaal from Jarhead wearing a Santa hat while cleaning latrines. Sebff1 RRF gore corps <noinlcude></noinclude>~~~~~<noinclude></noinclude>
  11. Zombies with Santa hats. Yay.--Wee Sonny MacGregor 05:01, 17 June 2007 (BST)
  12. Yes, but only as a holiday bonus like the Christmas trees and lights were. Maybe have bunny ears at Easter, too? Only available on the holiday, of course. Just like supply crates: you snooze, you lose! With standard decay rates, they won't last more than a few months after the holiday.MolotovH 04:04, 18 June 2007 (BST)
  13. Definitely. --Clay5x 07:40, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
  14. Voting yes because they existed already around Christmas. -- Diano 06:07, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

No(Santa Claus Hat)

Votes against go here

Propeller Hat

For the hard-core geeks and nerds. Normal colour options apply. --Anotherpongo 19:25, 15 June 2007 (BST)

Yes(Propeller Hat)

  1. Author Vote --Anotherpongo 19:18, 15 June 2007 (BST)
  2. You can find them anywhere for reals, go good with a handheld loli. --karek 19:36, 15 June 2007 (BST)
  3. hell yes. --Ropponmatsu 19:37, 15 June 2007 (BST)
  4. π --  AHLGTG 19:42, 15 June 2007 (BST)
  5. Propeller hats kick ass.--Wee Sonny MacGregor 05:04, 17 June 2007 (BST)
  6. something to make this hell-hole a lighter place maddmess209
  7. I say yes what about the possible thousands of children who wear them huh?Tony Darkgrave 04:21, 1 August 2007 (BST)
  8. I've seen people wearing these and tricornes. And I don't live in an amusement park (though I've seen them at those too). --Clay5x 07:41, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
  9. Joy! William Told 1:02, 10 May 2008 (EST)

No(Propeller Hat)

  1. Enough with the stupid humour. --Sonofagun18 05:34, 16 June 2007 (BST)
  2. There are way too many stupid 'humorous' suggestions. --Saint Murphy 19:53, 16 June 2007 (BST)
  3. they're called beanies, and no. But, while we're on the subjuect of skullcap-type headwear, I might be open to a yamacah added in. Don't know where you'd find it, though. --Fenian 02:09, 18 June 2007 (BST)
  4. I've seen more tricornes in everyday wear then propeller hats. Anbd I've never even seen somebody wear a tricorne.-- Vista  +1  15:12, 18 June 2007 (BST)
    You don't often see a lot of clothing in everyday wear that is found in Malton. I think it has to do more with what can be found in stores. --Dipcup 15:27, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  5. With my above comment, I've never even seen one of these for sale. --Dipcup 15:27, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  6. Implies flight. Clothing with implied functionality is bad. (That is a Calvin and Hobbes joke. The no vote still stands though)--Druuuuu Ocular 22:48, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  7. This is just a bit too silly for my taste. -- Diano 06:08, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Wig v2

Wigs come in brown, blonde, and black. They're found in Mansions and Malls. A wig takes up the hat slot. After death, the wig description would be changed to: A bloody, tattered wig or something similar. Like other clothes, this could be discarded and/or swapped for a clean wig.

Thanks to Vista for his critiques on Wig v1. --Hhal 01:53, 22 August 2007 (BST)

Yes(Wig v2)

  1. Wigs further the possiblity of psychotic clowns. Im all for.--Seventythree 12:10, 17 June 2007 (BST) You forgot to put the pound sign infront. --Dipcup 15:28, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  2. I'm wearing a tweed suit with a dark purple bow-tie, a hockey mask, a dark green long-sleeved shirt and a lab coat. A wig would be the perfect addition to this insane outfit.--Wee Sonny MacGregor 04:20, 20 June 2007 (BST)
    Also, they should come in different types: curly, straight, wavy, etc.--Wee Sonny MacGregor 04:23, 20 June 2007 (BST)
  3. I love the idea; my character could use one to take care of his receding hairline. Wiggy. --MordredMalTel 05:26, 21 June 2007 (BST)
  4. There are quite a few clowns in malton, and i know for a fact they are quite upset that there are no clown clothing options, a rainbow wig would be awsome!
  5. Whoops, I forgot to vote for my suggestion. --Hhal 01:53, 22 August 2007 (BST)
  6. Aye. --Clay5x 07:42, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
  7. I'm still very pro-wig. -- Diano 06:08, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

No(Wig v2)

  1. Considering the situation, I doubt a survivor would worry about covering there bald spot. --Sonofagun18 05:55, 16 June 2007 (BST)
  2. Homer Simpson think baldness is sexy. Wigs are pretty bad and it's better to wear a cap than using a wig. --JudeMaverick Talk +1 Jobs 07:33, 16 June 2007 (BST)
    What about a cap with fake hair attached to it?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 11:10, 21 June 2007 (BST)
    Might be a good idea lolz --JudeMaverick Talk +1 Jobs 02:51, 28 June 2007 (BST)
  3. Until you have redhead wigs, no. No use having wigs wthout redhead wigs. ecause readhead wigs are hilarious. --Fenian 02:10, 18 June 2007 (BST)
    Wig v1 had red wigs, but they were mistaken as clown wigs...and shot down. If enough people want red, I'll be happy to change it :) --Hhal 21:04, 18 June 2007 (BST)
  4. Not sure if I like wigs.... --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 07:52, 27 June 2007 (BST)

Graduation Hat

A hat for graduation. The color is black, no other colors. Found in schools. --JudeMaverick Talk +1 Jobs 07:45, 16 June 2007 (BST)

Yes(Graduation Hat)

  1. Author Vote :) --JudeMaverick Talk +1 Jobs 07:45, 16 June 2007 (BST)
  2. seems reasonable.-- Vista  +1  13:36, 16 June 2007 (BST)
  3. Yeah. All good. --Seventythree 20:08, 16 June 2007 (BST)
  4. just an extra hat.--Wee Sonny MacGregor 05:08, 17 June 2007 (BST)
  5. When I get my RL graduation hat, I want to wear on in Malton too.. Just make it white and red too, ok? [2] Black is for the classical side of the grammar school in my country.--Hejsa 12:48, 17 June 2007 (BST)
  6. You get a yes. But only so we can find clothing in schools too. --Dex Frivolous 04:13, 19 June 2007 (BST)
  7. I see nothing humorous about graduation hats. It's high school that's a joke. --Skitchipoo 22:20, 19 June 2007 (BST)
  8. I'm pretty sure there will be people who'd like to wear it.--KiT 00:49, 20 June 2007 (BST)
  9. Actually isn't that humorous if you think about it. And, MOAR HATZ! :D --Specialist290 03:08, 21 June 2007 (BST)
  10. It's called a "mortarboard," to be specific. Mine was black; maybe they should come in multiple colors? --MordredMalTel 05:28, 21 June 2007 (BST)
  11. This sounds fun, but surely you can provide more than just black? I've definetly seen red ones before... --EMAG TRESNI 19:30, 23 June 2007 (BST)
    Comment: What? Really? Didn't see those before or probably I have forgotten about it. --JudeMaverick Talk +1 Jobs 09:14, 29 June 2007 (BST)
    My highschool graduation used red robes and hats. I wouldn't be surprised if you can get them in just about any color. --Dipcup 15:35, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  12. Sure. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 05:21, 28 June 2007 (BST)
  13. Yes. --Dipcup 15:34, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  14. Silly. Yes. --Clay5x 07:42, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
  15. Sure --Druuuuu Ocular 23:03, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

No(Graduation Hat)

  1. I'm getting tired of all these humourous suggestions. --Sonofagun18 11:05, 17 June 2007 (BST)
    Comment: Not really humorous but a reminder when you have graduated and it's pretty realistic too. --JudeMaverick Talk +1 Jobs 02:50, 28 June 2007 (BST)
  2. Find me somewhere where you can get these without special ordering and I'll reconsider.--karek 10:39, 23 June 2007 (BST)
    The closet of any highschool graduate in the USA. The closet of any college graduate. The closet of any professor (I would also assume they graduated at some point). College professors, teachers, and administrators who regularly attend graduations usually keep these in their office as well. --Dipcup 15:32, 25 July 2007 (BST)
  3. Not really something I can see anyone running around wearing. -- Diano 06:09, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Motorcycle Helmet

Basic motorcyclist's helmet, you know the drill.

  • Flame patterned motorbike helmet. Found in auto - repair shops
  • An X colour motorbike helmet. Found in mall and auto-repair shops
  • A police motorbike helmet. Found, guess where? Police station.

What do you think?--Seventythree 20:08, 16 June 2007 (BST)

Yes(Motorcycle Helmet)

  1. Author vote. --Seventythree 20:08, 16 June 2007 (BST)
  2. Sure, it makes sense. --Hhal 20:28, 16 June 2007 (BST)
  3. Well... maybe? --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 21:06, 16 June 2007 (BST)
  4. I think this would be a common sight. It's the poor man's helmet. Realistic.-- Vista  +1  10:01, 17 June 2007 (BST)
  5. Fine by me. --Sonofagun18 11:08, 17 June 2007 (BST)
  6. Even though it would be awful hard to bite someone if you had one of these on before you died... --Uncle Bill 02:51, 18 June 2007 (BST)
    There are already face masks and hockey masks in the game that replace the bite attack with an Headbutt attack. They break (and get removed) if you start headbutting barricades. This would fit in that mechanic quite well.-- Vista  +1  15:32, 18 June 2007 (BST)
  7. Great idea, but how about some custom helmets? You could find them in apartment buildings...helmets with phoenixes, wolfs, splashes and writings like "big dawg's helmet" on them, would be fun and a logical place to find them > Some guy left it in his apartment and died later on :P -- Darwin Blaine 19:43, 18 June 2007
    What, Like you graffiti it, or it starts with the logo or whatever already? If this gets implemented, then feel free to make that suggestion. I'll vote for it.--Seventythree 19:51, 18 June 2007 (BST)
  8. Why not? -- John Z. Delorean 19:01, 18 June 2007 (BST)
  9. I like it! --Skitchipoo 22:22, 19 June 2007 (BST)
  10. Absolutely! --Reen 01:25, 20 June 2007 (BST)
  11. I love this idea --Lukeninersfan 12:49 20 June 2007 (BST)
  12. MOAR HATZ! --Specialist290 03:09, 21 June 2007 (BST)
  13. I like it. can it also reduce damage to about 5%? Urban Dead player Rupert Johnson
    Clothing is not allowed to have an in-game effect at this time. (Also, FYI, use the ~ key four times to sign your posts.)
  14. This sounds fun, now where to find a motorcycle... --EMAG TRESNI 19:32, 23 June 2007 (BST)
  15. The specialty designs should probably only be found in a few specific Auto Repairs, particulary ones in suburbs with low survivor populations. (I see unique clothing as a great incentive to manipulate the population spread, and I think these would be popular.) --MolotovH 07:00, 27 June 2007 (BST)
  16. For the biker within us all. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 05:21, 28 June 2007 (BST)
  17. I'm all for it. -- Diano 06:09, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  18. Would be great for Private Military Corperations. --LucasBlack 07:37, 6 August 2008 (BST)
  19. Sounds good. MOAR HATZ! - Tayth | Talk

No(Motorcycle Helmet)

Votes against go here

Peaked Caps for the Military

All right, we already have peaked caps for the Police, as well as for Zoos and Museums. However, there is one notable institution which uses them that doesn't have them in-game, and that is the military. Up until the beret was standardized (and I'm not sure how it works in the British Army now), peaked caps were the standard headgear for military formal wear, and I'm sure that even if the British Army has gone over to all-berets now, there would still be quite a few of these lying around in storage.

In brief, what I'm proposing is a "(color) peaked cap" for the headgear slot, findable in Forts in the standard military colors (tan, mustard yellow, green, dark green, khaki).

Yes (Peaked Caps for the Military)

  1. Author vote (MOAR HATZ!) --Specialist290 22:07, 3 July 2007 (BST)
  2. Yeah, what the feth...--Lachryma 22:22, 3 July 2007 (BST)
    Those dot, dot, dots are just asking for it. --  AHLGTG 22:50, 3 July 2007 (BST)
  3. What the feth indeed... --  AHLGTG 22:47, 3 July 2007 (BST)
  4. seems reasonable.-- Vista  +1  23:30, 3 July 2007 (BST)
  5. Target, unless you want to become an actual target for Vista, don't start anything. :P-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:27, 4 July 2007 (BST)
    Go for it target! I'm not scared of vista! neither should you be! (oh, wait... Yes, yes I am...)--Seventythree 00:30, 4 July 2007 (BST)
    Hey I am thee Target Zombie. Whats the worst that can possibly happen? --  AHLGTG 03:06, 4 July 2007 (BST) Other than complete and utter banning, but Vista wouldn't do that. (I hope I'm not poking my nose in too far)
    Your nose would have to be in the 6th level of hell to be in too far.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 07:13, 4 July 2007 (BST)
  6. For sure! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 02:28, 4 July 2007 (BST)
  7. Sexy Kind- . . . Too much, too much.--karek 03:14, 4 July 2007 (BST)
  8. Yes please - they'd be good to have! --Vladimir Kosenko 11.20 4th July 2007 (BST)
  9. 'Tennnn-SHUN! Great Idea. Was thinking of making a solder class.--Seventythree 12:01, 4 July 2007 (BST)
  10. ok --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 13:12, 4 July 2007 (BST)
  11. Why not? --EMAG TRESNI 21:56, 5 July 2007 (BST)
  12. Yes for this so I can finally wear a full officer dress uniform instead of normal camo.--Colonel Steels 19:57, 12 July 2007 (BST)
  13. Yeah, why not? It looks cool. -- P02 Samuel Sammy 16:08, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  14. Sure go for it. HM Forces still use dress Number One Caps, rare though...very rare. Mainly RM and Guards Div and Light Div --St Rafty 02:28, 13 August 2007 (BST)
  15. Sure... BoboTalkClown 22:24, 14 August 2007 (BST)
  16. Oh God, how I love these things. They're a bit on the ridiculous side, but nevertheless they'd be a fun addition. --Klaus Gruber 02:06, 2 September 2007 (PDT)
  17. Any military is good to me--Zach016 01:34, 21 September 2007 (BST)
  18. Sure. --Clay5x 07:43, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
  19. Totally in agreement. -- Diano 06:09, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  20. Yarr! - Tayth | Talk

No (Peaked Caps for the Military)

Votes against go here

Slouch Hats

From wikipedia: "A slouch hat is a wide-brimmed felt hat with a chinstrap most commonly worn as part of a military uniform. It is a survivor of the felt hats worn by eighteenth century armies. The distinctive Australian slouch hat, sometimes called an Australian bush hat, has one side of the brim turned up or pinned to the side of the hat in order to allow a rifle to be slung over the shoulder."

Colors: All browns, black, grey

Locations: Tompson Mall NE corner

Yes (Slouch hats)

  1. Author Vote -- Mordac the Refuser 16:33, 13 July 2007 (BST)
  2. Eh why not right?But they should be in one special place since they aren't that common, like a tower or something. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Chill (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.
    Hey, Chill? Remember to sign your vote using the signature button, or four ~~~~. Thanks.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:38, 13 July 2007 (BST)
  3. If a slouch hat is what I think it is, then sure. PS-hope I voted correctly, I just joined the wiki :)--Combine 108 01:55, 14 July 2007 (BST)
  4. I'm pretty sure I know what hat you're talking about, and I would LOVE to see this added. --EMAG TRESNI 04:42, 14 July 2007 (BST)
    Would it be the type of hat worn by Pip Vernadead from Hellsing? --EMAG TRESNI 04:53, 14 July 2007 (BST)
    Yup, that's the type. ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 08:00, 15 July 2007 (BST)
  5. Hell yes!! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 05:50, 14 July 2007 (BST)
    You took the words right out of my mouth. Must have been while... err... *ahem* Wow, what a coincidence? ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 07:56, 15 July 2007 (BST)
  6. MOAR HATZ! (and, technically, a cowboy hat can be regarded as a type of slouch hat, but yes, there are enough differences to make them distinct. We now return you to your regularly scheduled voting.) --Specialist290 21:35, 14 July 2007 (BST)
    Actually this is more like a military-drill hat. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 00:16, 15 July 2007 (BST)
    Ah, thanks for the info. I think they both share a common "ancestor hat," though... Meh, despite my love of hats, I'm no expert on their history, so I'm only guessing. --Specialist290 04:30, 16 July 2007 (BST)
  7. Mheh.-- Vista  +1  01:43, 15 July 2007 (BST)
  8. Yeah, why not.--Seventythree 14:47, 15 July 2007 (BST)
  9. Yes, one can never have enough hats.--Pdeq 04:35, 18 July 2007 (BST)
  10. sure, why not? --WanYao 22:10, 29 July 2007 (BST)
  11. For the Hat Store. -- Diano 06:10, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  12. Change the name to "Australian Bush Hat" to avoid confusion, mate. Also, it would be at home in the Hat Store.William Told 00:53, 10 May 2008 (EST)
  13. Yeah, want one. - Tayth | Talk

No (Slouch hats)

  1. Aren't there already cowboy hats or some such thing? --karek 03:26, 14 July 2007 (BST)
    Cowboy hats are completely different. That's like saying there are already pants to someone requesting shorts. Let the poor guy have his australian hat --EMAG TRESNI 04:44, 14 July 2007 (BST)
    According to Clothes, it is possible to acquire a "Stetson", which is definitely visually distinct from an Australian slouch hat. The difference is possibly greater than the difference between a fedora and a trilby, both of which can be found in the Thomson Mall hat store. ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 09:48, 15 July 2007 (BST)
  2. Stetson = Slouch hat. NO. --JAston 18:52, 17 November 2007 (UTC)


They look like this Fez_(clothing) ,obviously uses the hat slot,comes in red,blue,black,pink,and purple.Would be found in the mystical Hat Store of Tompson Mall.

Yes (Fez's)

  1. Author's Vote I would wear one...honestly.Chill 02:15, 22 July 2007 (BST)
  2. Why not? The FOTFL would love these I'd imagine. Might wanna add Purple to the selection as well. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 02:17, 22 July 2007 (BST)
  3. What a terrible suggestion. You have my vote, sir. --  AHLGTG 05:14, 22 July 2007 (BST)
  4. I wouldn't sport it, but someone would.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:22, 22 July 2007 (BST)
  5. well, now that there is a hat store maybe some of ethnical hats may be present --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 11:10, 22 July 2007 (BST)
  6. Again you have my vote for this Chill, what a fun idea! -- Zigs 14:21, 23 July, 2007 (BST)
  7. A fez? Brilliant Idea!--Seventythree 23:11, 24 July 2007 (BST)
  8. Aha Malton will soon be covered in Tommy Cooper look-alikes. Now thats something i have to see. --The'Joker The Watchmen|RHA 08:50, 26 July 2007 (BST)
  9. yes, a fez! --WanYao 21:44, 29 July 2007 (BST)
  10. Mheh. Might be too silly.-- Vista  +1  15:35, 31 July 2007 (BST)
    RE:Hooray I got Vista to say yes to one of my suggestions.REJOICE!!!
  11. Yes. Clay5x 06:27, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
  12. I would totally wear one! User:George Nikolos 4:32, 21 november 2007 (Fixed by Diano because it wasn't numbered -- sorry! Seriously, it was in good faith!)
  13. Surprisingly, I"m all for this. Plus, I'm going to fix George's unnumbered vote. -- Diano 06:11, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  14. A fez? Absolutely Yes!--User:Candy Fembot 04:36, 2 feb 2009 (CST)

No (Fez's)

  1. Nah. I'd much rather see a Lucha Libre Mask implemented than this. Obviously though, I'm out numbered. --Big Bur 07:12, 2 August 2007 (BST)

Camouflage Boonie Hats

I suggest people can wear Camouflage Boonie hats. They are worn on the head and can be found in Forts.--Johnny Reb 03:24, 21 August 2007 (BST)

Yes (Camouflage Boonie Hats)

  1. My vote--Johnny Reb 03:31, 21 August 2007 (BST)
  2. Like this? Well, i don't care about hats much, so why not --~~~~T''' 10:06, 21 August 2007 (BST)
  3. Military hats FTW, although berets will always be more popular. - MolotovH 06:02, 22 August 2007 (BST)
  4. Sure, sounds good. Most military end up with one of these buggers. They're plausible.--Franz Molotov 18:01, 27 August 2007 (BST)
  5. Sounds cool. --Sonofagun18 17:04, 29 August 2007 (BST)
  6. Great idea. -Mark D. Stroyer 21:46, 31 August 2007 (BST)
  7. -- Vista  +1  09:10, 7 September 2007 (BST)
  8. Yes please. It would make sense to find these on a military installation, many soldiers have them issued or they buy them on their own. -Thragnor 04:30, 13 September 2007 (BST)
  9. The more military stuff to choose from, the happier i'll be--Zach016 01:26, 21 September 2007 (BST)
  10. MOAR HATZ! ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 09:21, 23 September 2007 (BST)
  11.  :D H4ppy 24 7 19:28, 29 September 2007 (BST)
  12. Win Crazylilvietguy 07:50, 13 October 2007 (BST)
  13. Why can' I haf meh boony ha'? Sockem 07:28, 15 October 2007 (BST)
  14. Yes - Despite the fact that the author is a self-described asshole, I nonetheless think people should be able to wear these hats. I would expand this, though, not limit it to camo. Colour suggestions: black, grey, white, orange (hunters wear these), dark green, dark blue (used by some police), pink (I've seen this more than once), tan, brown, dark brown, brown leather, black leather, red leather, camouflage. Proposed locations for these colours - City Zoo: khaki; Fort Storehouse and Barracks: black, grey, white, dark green, tan, brown, dark brown, camouflage; Junkyard: black, grey, orange, dark brown, camouflage; Mall: orange (in the Gun Store), brown leather, black leather, red leather (same store with all the leather coats & jackets), Contemporary, Conceptual, and Abstract Art Museum & Abstract Sculpture Museum: orange, pink (I don't know if this would be appropriate, but it strikes me as such); African Art, Sculpture, & Glassware Museum: khaki (yes, I realize the colonial connotation - but how did that African art get to Malton?); Skeleton, Stuffed Animal, Scientific History, Specimen Museums: khaki; NecroTech Building: grey, white; Police Station: black, dark blue; Curton Mansion: orange, khaki (safari-themed, to go with the fur coats); Goth Store: black, pink, black leather, red leather; Hat Store: all. Clay5x 07:26, 27 October 2007 (BST)
  15. Yes - HECK YEAH --Raynor16 23:10, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
  16. I dig it. -- Diano 06:12, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  17. I'm gonna have to go with you on this one Johnny. --Sarge1.png SargeTalk|Home|ACC 22:13, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
  18. Yeah! - Tayth | Talk
  19. Yes Boonie hats are awesome, plain and simple. --ChiTownBear 10:38, 29 July 2009 (BST)

No (Camouflage Boonie Hats)

  1. No - If i don't know what it is, I won't vote for it. i.e., too obscure. --WanYao 05:14, 25 August 2007 (BST)
    reply Don't be stupid didn't you click the link above you have the internet at your hands type it in google--Johnny Reb 19:11, 26 August 2007 (BST)
    Why should I have to? To me, it's obscure and that's justification enough. If it's not obscure to you or to others, fine, but I'm entitled to my opinion of its obscurity... --WanYao 22:48, 31 August 2007 (BST)
    why ? so you don't seem like an Unintelligent fool and considering the fact you didn't even take the initiative to even see what I was talking about. As a voter your supposed to judge fairly and saying you don't know what it is and thusly voting against the idea is kinda idiotic I mean look up the info on the clothing like the others have before you vote--Johnny Reb 04:07, 3 September 2007 (BST)
    reply This is the same guy who thought cargo pants were jeans because his work grouped them together--User:ottotorrens 9:16, oct 18 2007 (BST)
  2. noo, not more military trenchcoat stuff! :( --Stark Senap 17:57, 29 August 2007 (BST)
  3. This is nice, but Boonie Hats are for warm, sunny climates...not cold, foggy England. --Hhal 22:38, 2 September 2007 (BST)
  4. Too much military clobber already ingame. -- Pavluk 00:05, 4 September 2007 (BST)
  5. Enougth with the meilitary gear.--Seventythree 12:51, 17 September 2007 (BST)
    RE your atrocious spelling it makes my eyes bleed--Johnny Reb 15:26, 17 September 2007 (BST)
    RE Realy? Cool!--Seventythree 08:51, 25 September 2007 (BST)
  6. Your suggestion makes no sense, learn what it is you want/mean then put it up for voting under a proper name.--Karekmaps?! 11:58, 18 September 2007 (BST)
    it is a under proper name moron Look on google. There called Boonie hats ever hear of it.. man I swear Intelligence rates now days in people are dropping --Johnny Reb 04:05, 19 September 2007 (BST)
    You need to use proper formatting and quit being an ass. Even if others start it.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:48, 21 September 2007 (BST)
    What you want is a camo bucket hat. Boonie Hat is just a term that came to describe them, it's like Levi's meaning jeans or Band-aid meaning plastic bandage. It is not the items real name.--Karekmaps?! 13:18, 22 September 2007 (BST)
  7. Only because this guy is being quite unkind to nay sayers of his suggestion. And for someone who harps on the "intelligence levels" of people, he should obviously know that Google is supposed to be capitalized, while intelligence isn't right? Oh, wait...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:48, 21 September 2007 (BST)
    im a wiki Pker im not supposed to be a nice guy. im the kind of guy that shoots you in the face and then laughs. So I'm supposed to be unkind and a asshole. And yea Google should be capitalized what are you the Nazi grammar Police ? A KGB Literacy Agent ? All I was saying was people need to see what the item is before they judge it. Common I saw you guys vote for stuff like Tin Foil hats and stuff like that but you wont let one small piece of head military gear pass ? Besides there's only to types of military head gear balaclava's or berets. And Steel Pot helmets wouldn't work so why not this suggestion. Dang you guys act like im adding a whole to the military clothes which there isnt a whole lot of--Johnny Reb 04:26, 23 September 2007 (BST)
    "Dang you guys act like im adding a whole to the military clothes which there isnt a whole lot of". Eh? Also, what is a "wiki PKer" - do you blank User pages and then laugh? Plenty of people who are ruthless and bloodthirsty in-game still manage to be civil on the wiki. --Pavluk A! E! 22:39, 24 September 2007 (BST)
    no I dont blank user pages.. but I do kill people in the game and post full screenshots of there deaths on my wiki page and therefore im a wiki Pker.. maybe you should look at my page and maybe you will be a celebrity on my page --Johnny Reb 15:48, 25 September 2007 (BST)
  8. People with grammar that horrendous don't deserve to call people morons, nor do people who try to act badass out of game for PKing newbies in their sleep. -- William Told 00:51, 10 May 2008 (EST)

Cricket Hats

Cricket bats are already in UD, why not add some cricket-related headgear to be found in malls? Cloth caps should be available in white, black, green, maroon, dark blue and light blue. Also, a cricket helmet which would come in the same colours. I know some players may possibly expect the helmet to have some protective properties, but hockey masks are already in the game and there doesn't seem to be a problem with them. Owzat? -- Pavluk 21:52, 31 August 2007 (BST)

Question: there appear to be two distinct types of hat, both called cricket hats. One is very similar to the "boonie hat" proposed elsewhere on this page. The other is similar to the "baseball cap" which already exists. Which type are you proposing? Clay5x 10:13, 27 October 2007 (BST)
The traditional woolen 'baggy' cap, most famously worn by the Australian cricket team, but popular throughout the cricketing world. --Pavluk A! E! 10:25, 27 October 2007 (BST)

Yes (Cricket Hats)

  1. Author vote -- Pavluk 21:51, 31 August 2007 (BST)
  2. Why not? ... But I want hockey helmets, too! :) A few more sports-oriented items would be good. --WanYao 22:06, 31 August 2007 (BST)
  3. Bye george, I think he's got it. --Sonofagun18 06:57, 1 September 2007 (BST)
  4. Ah, ok... --~~~~T''' 09:22, 1 September 2007 (BST)
  5. Six! --Toejam A Stats Graph 19:49, 7 September 2007 (BST)
  6. More hats! --Stark Senap 14:48, 14 September 2007 (BST)
  7. We have the bats. I'll give you the hats. -- Diano 06:12, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

No (Cricket Hats)

  1. - Too much for me.I don't want to walk into a mall and see 50+ people wearing cricket hats.Chill 23:58, 31 August 2007 (BST)
  2. I hate cricket to the bottom of my... er... hate organ. Yes.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:04, 1 September 2007 (BST)
    Your personal, private and individual hatred of something ought to be irrelevant to your vote on an item's placement in the game... Of course, in practice, taste will be a factor in your decision, but step outside and think critically instead of merely knee-jerk.... --WanYao 06:46, 1 September 2007 (BST)
    I'm suprised that you don't realise clothing suggestions and voting are highly subjective. Look at many of the other 'no' votes in other suggestions. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 07:59, 1 September 2007 (BST)
    Of course I noticed... that's my point, I'm urging a little LESS subjectivity... --WanYao 17:48, 2 September 2007 (BST)
    Actually the clothing suggestions page is entirely subjective. Unlike the regular suggestions page which you should decide on merit he clothing page is pure popularity contest and should be voted on personal likes and dislikes. It's an popularity index so Kevan can see which items are liked and disliked inorder to help him make up his mind about which items he wants to introduce.-- Vista  +1  09:27, 7 September 2007 (BST)
    Yet, this is such a small sample of the UD population, it's hardly a popularity contest. Look at the goth clothes. They got in with a lot of opposition. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 12:22, 17 September 2007 (BST)
  3. Crickets are tasty.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:53, 21 September 2007 (BST)
  4. NTY. Sockem 07:32, 15 October 2007 (BST)
  5. It's like baseball on pause, I don't need to see zombie killing in the same speed too. D: --JAston 18:47, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Tinfoil Hat

Found in the junkyards and in malls, the Tinfoil Hat is useful for PK'er/conspiracy theorist RP'ers. A fun and harmless addition to the game.Nalikill 21:33, 6 September 2007 (BST)

Yes (Tinfoil Hat)

  1. Hahaha! Yes! We must all wear them to protect us from the chicken.--Seventythree 21:39, 6 September 2007 (BST)
  2. If I vote no then the CIA will find out and kill me. -- Pavluk 21:47, 6 September 2007 (BST)
    Needless rants moved to talk page. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 11:03, 11 September 2007 (BST)
    They now have a more permanent home. Hooray! - Pavluk A! 18:09, 15 September 2007 (BST)
  3. Please please please please!--  AHLGTG 23:35, 6 September 2007 (BST)
  4. That would look great with a straitjacket! --Uncle Bill 00:50, 7 September 2007 (BST)
  5. Yeah, we need these where ever there are active cell towers... and I've noticed the external military using chem sprays lately... so... yeah... --WanYao 00:59, 7 September 2007 (BST)
  6. If I vote no, Osama bin Laden will find out and bomb me. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:25, 7 September 2007 (BST)
  7. Yup. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 02:41, 7 September 2007 (BST)
  8. Yep. --Toejam A Stats Graph 19:54, 7 September 2007 (BST)
  9. Rofl...sure, why not? --Hhal 03:17, 14 September 2007 (BST)
  10. The trenchies already got their stuff, the rest of us want more silly clothes! --Stark Senap 14:56, 14 September 2007 (BST)
  11. As Grim-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:05, 15 September 2007 (BST)
  12. um...OK--Liam Degen 02:13, 21 September 2007 (BST)
  13. YES!!!H4ppy 24 7 19:25, 29 September 2007 (BST)
  14. I think I took some damage yesterday from the FBI's secret Y rays (they're like X rays but cooler). The lack of tinfoil hats will only lead to more FBI mind control. --Steakfish 03:32, 10 October 2007 (BST)
  15. "...I don't have a whole lot of was a former employee of Area 51...I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago...and...and...(starts to cry)...I kinda been running across the don't know WHERE to start...they'll triangulate on this position really, really soon..." [3] --Slightly Lions 13:54, 13 October 2007 (BST)
  16. "The one on my head keeps out the government rays. THe other one is just for style"--Gene Splicer 11:00, 14 October 2007 (BST)
  17. I the only one here who doesn't know what a Tinfoil hat is, but want's to vote "Yes" for it anyway? --Private Mark 07:03, 15 October 2007 (BST)
  18. And now you can't read my mind... ~A`Blue`JellyTME*V*I*L*? 04:40, 17 October 2007 (BST)
  19. Yes - Even though it's stupid, and I've never actually seen anyone wear one. It would be simple to make, so anyone who wants one of these should be allowed to wear it. They'll probably be shot for it, but hey, who has the IP hits to look at everyone's clothes anyways? Clay5x 15:19, 27 October 2007 (BST)
  20. The perfect fit to go with the invisble one I'm wearing now! KamikazeRomantic 14:13, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
  21. As Stark Senap. Sig Sauer.jpg P02 Samuel  Talk to me! Stop that asshole!PoleCatsSig Sauer.jpg 13:50, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
  22. Yeah, even though I wouldn't wear it I think it's a good idea and some people will really enjoy this one. Jason Clemons 18:40, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  23. An excellent idea, it will allow Maltonians (Maltonans?) to defend themselves from aliens and the government. Madmonkey24Talk CPM User ProfileMadmonkeyavatar-1.jpg 01:28, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
  24. The aliens are coming, ah, they're here and they want liver, liiiver, trusty tin foil hat don't fail me now! Yeah, it's a good idea. Acoustic Pie 20:59, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
  25. Yes. That'll keep those other medics from checking my cortex. Right? --JAston 18:26, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  26. Heck yes! why are we so preoccupied with zombies, when alien mind-rays are the real threat?!?!?!?!?!--Rictor Stilwell 00:29, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

No (Tinfoil Hat)

  1. HOLY CRAP! That's a lot of yes votes for such a stupid suggestion. --Sonofagun18 06:42, 8 September 2007 (BST)
    this is most certainly NOT a stupid suggestion... it's one of the best suggestionz EVAR... your mind has been taken over... try a tinfoil hat to interfere with the mind control means... trust me... if put on the hat oyu'll know the turth about... Pluto!! yes..... ----WanYao 03:44, 14 September 2007 (BST)
    You fool, I already know the truth *Smiles an Evil Grin* --Sonofagun18 07:48, 15 September 2007 (BST)
  2. It's closer to stupid than to "great humor" --~~~~ [Talk] 22:48, 9 September 2007 (BST)
  3. I'm a pker I wouldn't dare wear nothing that retarded. Make the retarded stuff for zombies they like to look funny and wacky --Johnny Reb 19:16, 10 September 2007 (BST)
  4. funny but no.-- Vista  +1  17:17, 13 September 2007 (BST)
  5. Stupid. Sockem 07:35, 15 October 2007 (BST)
    No, it's not stupid, you're stupid. Oh wait a minute. Maybe you're mind controlled by the enemy. Start dancing around stupidly and then shoot yourself in the head. Then you will know the truth. Asshole. Sig Sauer.jpg P02 Samuel  Talk to me! Stop that asshole!PoleCatsSig Sauer.jpg 13:49, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
  6. Not really down for this. Plus, fixing above (unnumbered). -- Diano 06:13, 22 January 2008 (UTC)


Represent! There has to be somebody out there with a turban still on, despite all that has happened. Probably even 1 zombie still has one on... In either case, I still consider turbans to be cool, and I'd like to see at least a few dozen in the game out there. You can find them at the tower (churches/malls would be a bit complex)so they're found in someone's home, maybe yours! MrAushvitz Canadianflag-sm.jpg 11:37, 23 September 2007 (BST)

Yes (Turban)

  1. We have so many hats, it's just a good idea. MrAushvitz Canadianflag-sm.jpg 11:37, 23 September 2007 (BST)
  2. I suppose there are Muslims in England and im sure there would be Mosques to practice Islam --Johnny Reb 14:48, 24 September 2007 (BST)
    Several faiths wear turbans, not just Muslims. --Pavluk A! E!
  3. I could have sworn I already voted on this before......-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 14:59, 8 October 2007 (BST)
  4. Yes. They should be found in malls though.--Pavluk A! E! 17:18, 24 September 2007 (BST)
  5. Yeah, sure, I don't see why not. --Slightly Lions 19:08, 24 September 2007 (BST)
  6. Hat store?--  AHLGTG 19:08, 24 September 2007 (BST)
  7. Why not? --Seventythree 08:53, 25 September 2007 (BST)
  8. Against my better judgment.--Karekmaps?! 21:12, 25 September 2007 (BST)
  9. -- goebi oo ooooooo 20:51, 29 September 2007 (BST)
  10. Turban Dead! 09:56, 5 October 2007 (BST)
  11. Yap... --WanYao 07:28, 11 October 2007 (BST)
  12. My brain is freezing.... give me a nice, warm turban to wrap it in. --Private Mark 07:05, 15 October 2007 (BST)
  13. Durka Durka Turban. Sockem 07:37, 15 October 2007 (BST)
  14. Quick! They're heading down Backalackalacka Street! ~A`Blue`JellyTME*V*I*L*? 04:33, 17 October 2007 (BST)
  15. Yes - In several colors, please, including white and black. Clay5x 15:31, 27 October 2007 (BST)
  16. YES! - TURBAN DEAD! Yeah boy! Sig Sauer.jpg P02 Samuel  Talk to me! Stop that asshole!PoleCatsSig Sauer.jpg 13:23, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
  17. Can't see why not. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 02:33, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
  18. Yes- Various cultures make use of Turbans, and thus wherever Malton actually is (it's never been specified), you can bet there are/were people wearing turbans. Hell, I almost voted "yes" simply so I could make a character look like Bob Dylan during Hard Rain. -- AfroFireman 20:43, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
  19. Yes - Seems pretty obvious to me. Also isolates your brain from zombie teeth somehow, without the discomfort of a heavy helmet. Or something--Grognor 04:50, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  20. Yeah - Turban Dead, the role this game was born to play! Acoustic Pie 21:02, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
  21. TURBAN DEAD! :D --Stark Senap 09:31, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  22. Yes - But only if we can also find kippot. Sheana T / TMZ 20:06, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
  23. I'll give you this one. -- Diano 06:13, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  24. Yes. Perhaps several types of turban as well.--User:Candy Fembot 0440 Feb 2, 2009 (UTC)
  25. Yes The game needs a lot more clothes from different cultures. --ChiTownBear 10:42, 29 July 2009 (BST)

No (Turban)

I curse you, nonetheless

  1. Then curse me. --Sonofagun18 06:00, 26 September 2007 (BST)
  2. Ffs, this is England, not the Middle East. --Hhal 23:22, 15 October 2007 (BST)
    Ever been to England? Birmingham, Manchester, Leeds, Bradford, Bristol, Southampton and London (to name but a few) all have considerable Asian communities. Secondly, how can you be sure that Malton is even in England? --Pavluk A! E! 23:27, 15 October 2007 (BST)

RE your are forgetting England / London has a lot of Middle Eastern Male's.. So I would think England in General would have Turbans. Maybe one church in malton could be a Mosque ? Also Pavluk the Malton is in england says so Here in that link you posted I quote " Malton lies in South-West England "--Johnny Reb 02:22, 16 October 2007 (BST)

  1. Oh no! Malton is being overrun by towelheads! - "--Sec ?, 12 December 2007 (AST)

Non-military, bike/sports helmets

Please forgive me if this has been suggested, but I can't seem to find it anywhere.

I'd like to see some black, white and primary colour motorcycle and bike/sports helmets (motorcycle and sports helmets = two different items). The latter would reprsent both these -- Dukes, which are very common and used not only by skaters and snowboarders but by cyclists and many others... or an aerodynamic cycling helmet... no distinction needs to be made between these kinds of bike helmets. A classic black motorcycle helmet with a spike on it would kinda cool, too. :)

Bike helmets would likely be found in Malls, and maybe Schools. Motorcycle helmets I would expect would be in Malls and maybe Auto Shops? but I am not sure...

I suppose there is an expected benefit to these, but how are they much different than a fireman's helmet? (Oh and I originally though military helmets were already in-game, I guess not... hence this edit, BEFORE anyone voted...) --WanYao 20:25, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes (Non-military, bike/sports helmets)

  1. keep - There is a suggestion for motorcycle helmets, If you're wondering, but this is eisily different enougth.--SeventythreeTalk 23:11, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. author keep - Well the main point of the suggestion is the bike helmets, but fair enough... --WanYao 23:23, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. Keep - we should also have those reflective armbands they tell you to wear whilst cycling at night. --Pavluk A! E! 23:33, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  4. Ah, this sound much better than that one headgear idea... something like "Flak Helmet"- That's gotta be some kind of STD... ~A`Blue`JellyTME*V*I*L*? 16:47, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
  5. Yea. -- Diano 06:14, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

No (Non-military, bike/sports helmets)

  1. What's next, the choice to survive testicular cancer?--Karekmaps?! 23:13, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
    hmmmmmmmmmmnnn... You know... jock straps need to be in the game!! thanks for the inspiration, karek, i will get on that suggestion right away! --WanYao 01:26, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
    Shhh, quiet, before somebody suggests LiveStrong gel bracelets --Hendrik Casimir 09:40, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. moo --  AHLGTG 05:02, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. Nah --Sonofagun18 18:24, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  4. Sorry, percieved benefit and never know, some fool might think there would be a headbutting effect...and anyway, bike helmets are pointless without bikes!Just add it to your character description! --Happy doodle 15:55, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  5. No --~~~~ [talk] 16:26, 24 December 2007 (UTC)


A tiara is like a crown, it's usually a semi-circular band of metal decorated with jewels and is worn on the head or the forehead on formal social occasions. Tiaras are frequently used to "crown" winners of beauty pageants. Brides often wear tiaras as part of their wedding costume. In keeping with ball gowns and diamond necklace.

Head slot.

Should be available as diamond, pearl, silver, jeweled tiaras etc.

Found in mansions and perhaps museums and theaters. --Michael McInlay 05:10, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes (Tiara)

  1. Author - Equivalent to top hat formal attire for the ladies. Michael McInlay 05:42, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Yeah, why not? Makes sense. But only in Mansions. But just one or two varieties... like, a pearl tiara? huh?? --WanYao 14:09, 19 November 2007 (UTC) ....
    Nope, it's Miss Undead Malton 2007! (en reponse a le vote de karek) --WanYao 15:07, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
    Agreed! And most zombie movies have a glamor/pretty girl in them, she usually gets eaten, so tiaras are ok. Michael McInlay 02:42, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. It seems fair enougth--SeventythreeTalk 14:38, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
  4. A touch of class --Pavluk A! E! 14:53, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
  5. *ehem* Uh, yes.--  AHLGTG 00:34, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
  6. Oh, come ON! It's just a @#$%'n Circlet! ~A`Blue`JellyTME*V*I*L*? 06:09, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
  7. Yes, I think it sounds fun - and cute!
  8. Yes, more bling! --Stark Senap 09:39, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  9. I am going to vote yes, simply because of Karek's statement below. For some reason My Little Zombie Infestation or Barbie's Malton Mansion makes me laugh and the idea of someone running around malton playing that game could be fun to hunt down. --Akule School's in session. 15:48, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

No (Tiara)

  1. No - This isn't "Barbie's Adventure Island" or "My Little Zombie Infestation"--Karekmaps?! 14:37, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. As above LOL. --Sonofagun18 16:18, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. --~~~~ [talk] 19:53, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
  4. Jaysus Christ man, what are you, high?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:23, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
    Open your mind! Don't be so threatened by the tiara man :) Michael McInlay 02:42, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
  5. - dunno if i voted No and got impersonated or what ... but ... NO. --WanYao 22:15, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  6. No pretty pretty princesses. -- Diano 06:14, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  7. As the first one said. LaZaH

Cheap Plastic Airsoft Helmet

This is a solution on to how to get a military helmet ingame without it being killed in voting "I hope". If anyone is familiar with airsoft and they have ever seen the helmets then they know that they look like. If you do not then here is a link to one [4] "Also don't vote no if you don't know what they are and your too stupid to go to the link". The helmet is usually cheaply made in real life and easily broken so if would carry no defensive value or any bonus and can actually be broken into pieces kinda like clothes being torn but when the helmet breaks, you have to get a new one if you want one again. They will be found in malls and junkyards.--Major Striker 03:16, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes (Cheap Plastic Airsoft Helmet)

  1. Author Vote. Please vote yes, because if not, Reagan Smash --Major Striker 03:15, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. How about plastic helmet. Or something. Meh. --  AHLGTG 23:30, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

No (Cheap Plastic Airsoft Helmet)

  1. Nooo --Stark Senap 09:45, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
    Why not, I need a reason and not just because you don't like it, give me a real reason.--Major Striker 12:48, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. No trade/brand name products, for legal reasons etc. --Pavluk A! E! 12:29, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
    Is it because I put the word airsoft in it. If that is the case, then we can just change the name to toy army helment or something like that but with the same break rules. What do you say now?--Major Striker 12:48, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
    I wouldn't vote for a toy army helmet, I'm afraid. Also, I share 73's concerns about there being a surfeit of military kit. --Pavluk A! E! 21:55, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
    Point taken, but it don't matter anymore since I've given up on this idea, it didn't really matter to me anyway since like my post below I wouldn't use it but just thought I'd help the military people.--Major Striker 23:42, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  3. No Way too many military clothes, not enougth goth/punk clothes and no brown dusters a-la Firefly at all.--SeventythreeTalk 12:50, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
    Its just a simple helmet for the military to finally have for their uniform, I have no intention to even wear one since C.I.A. agents wear suits, but I don't think that 1 more piece of military clothing would harm so please reconsider?--Major Striker 12:54, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  4. Nope - No need, and kinda pointless. Also, really obscure. And you don't need a reason for a no vote, btw. And this -- "Also don't vote no if you don't know what they are and your too stupid to go to the link" -- is good enough for me to vote No in and of itself... You must not have a lot of friends IRL, eh? Jerkface. --WanYao 22:05, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
    I've given up on this idea already as you can see from my new one and I'm going to be the bigger man and not get into a flame war on here because you want to troll so good for you on you choice, I've got bigger things to do anyway, good day.--Major Striker 23:40, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
    You started it, buddy... with your asshat little remarks... take responsbility. --WanYao 23:45, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
    Would you just calm down and not get worked up over stuff and quit trolling, we don't need that here and this should stop now too since its unrelated spam. If you want to spam, go my talk page if you have anything else to say on this matter.--Major Striker 23:51, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  5. No, I bold because you spam. Anyway, expected benefit due to it being a helmet.--Karekmaps?! 10:29, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
  6. No --~~~~ [talk] 16:23, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
  7. Nae. -- Diano 06:15, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Hoser Hat

This is a hat that would fit in with the snow and winter time since its cold outside of buildings and this hat is designed to keep you warm. If you don't know what it is check this link [5]since I hate explaining things in more detail than I want. --Major Striker 21:26, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes (Hoser Hat)

  1. Yes- Seems like a good idea to me for the winter time in Malton.--Major Striker 21:26, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. Yes - this, I like. --Pavluk A! E! 21:56, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  3. Yes - Yeah They're like the russian ear flap ones, only cooler. I wouldn't mind one of these at all. Acoustic Pie 16:04, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
  4. Yep Tis good.--SeventythreeTalk 18:53, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
  5. Yes --~~~~ [talk] 16:22, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

No (Hoser Hat)

  1. No - I wouldn't be caught dead -- or undead -- in one of those. But hunt town tuques and vote yes for those... --WanYao 22:02, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. Not common, not interesting, and most people wouldn't know it from the name.--Karekmaps?! 10:31, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
  3. Plus, we have Deerstalkers already. -- Diano 06:16, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Adult Diapers

Reading through the talk page I gave myself an idea. Adult Diapers as hats, it's perfect. Vote for it.--Karekmaps?! 18:44, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes (Adult Diapers)

  1. There is only the one section.--Karekmaps?! 18:44, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. Only as a hat right?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:02, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
    Hat only. Otherwise it wouldn't make any sense at all.--Karekmaps?! 01:30, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. A rather brilliant way of identifying those particular players with verbal incontinence.--SeventythreeTalk 15:42, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. Hats. --  AHLGTG 23:20, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. Yes because....hmmmmm, every one seems to be voting NO! I want to be different.^~^
  6. Wait...CAPTIAN UNDERPANTS!!!doc crook 01:42, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
  7. As an adult-infant fetishist myself, I think this is a wonderful idea. Magnum Odus 18:04, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  8. hmm... were would you find it?--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 01:29, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
  9. I forgot to vote on this one, YES! YES! YES!!!--Jamie Cantwell3 01:31, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
  10. If you could wear this with a kilt and a gas mask, you would start quite the trend!--Dr Doom86 07:47, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
  11. Wearing: a blood-soaked pair of adult diapers... nuff said. --Aeon17x 14:49, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
  12. I'm just thinking about if people deciding to make a new zombie group. You see an entire horde of zombies coming towards you, but you stand there laughing. The reason, all of them are wearing diapers.--WhiteDragon2501 02:58, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
  13. I'd really prefer to wear the adult diaper as a replacement of pants, but regardless, this idea is both creative and hilarious. Any notions on the locations of where this article of "clothing" can be found? Hospitals might be a good place, considering...well let's not go into that, haha. Also, I think WhiteDragon2501 makes an excellent point! --Fifth Element 13:21, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
  14. They say ridiculous, I say original. --Anotherpongo 15:42, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
  15. Hell. Yes. User:Jordan Salafack » JS talk contribs » 04:28, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
  16. yes i like reserving the right to be crazy
  17. A diaper as a hat? Genius! DanceDanceRevolution 01:26, 14 July 2008 (BST)

No (Adult Diapers)

  1. Are you serious? --~~~~ [talk] 19:47, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. No, don't need these ingame, their just too random. --Major Striker 02:33, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. No. I don't need anything to go out of its way to remind me of feces in this game. If I want to think about poo I'll watch Mr. Hanky's Christmas Classics. Or use the bathroom. Whichever. --Ms.Panes 06:14, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
    Caiger doesn't remind you of feces?--Karekmaps?! 15:53, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
    No. Is it supposed to? --Ms.Panes 18:29, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
    Yes, and a lot at that.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:31, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. Hell no. --Midianian|T|T:S|C:RCS| 16:11, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. No, let's not be too humourous. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 03:15, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
    Humorous? Humorous!? I Would Never Be HUMOROUS!--Karekmaps?! 12:22, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
  6. FFS, this is just ridiculous. --Hhal 23:42, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
    What's ridiculous about hats?--Karekmaps?! 23:55, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
    It's a diaper, not a hat... --Hhal 17:06, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  7. No, There is a very fine line between something being funny, and something being ridiculous. That line has just been crossed, an adult 'fetish' or 'need' (in some cases) has no place in the world of UD, next you may have people asking for a gimp mask or spandex! Acoustic Pie 12:14, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  8. Oh blue-balled Jesus, NO. --Druuuuu OcTRR 23:25, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  9. No - An addition I really do not wish to see.  Billy Club Thorton  T!  RR  04:45, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
  10. Against -- My very first vote, and this is what it's for. Yeesh. I'm going to have to agree with Acoustic Pie. If you must wear a diaper on your head, feel free to put it in your description. -- Diano 00:24, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
    Oh but I want it in your description.--Karekmaps?! 23:45, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
    Unlikely. Since the successful toilet training of my brain, it has grown averse to being anywhere near diapers. I couldn't keep them on my skull if I tried. --Diano 20:15, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  11. Too silly --FrozenFlame 20:07, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
  12. Nah. --The Greaseman 04:27, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
  13. Thats just dumb.--Carnexhat 13:47, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
  14. Super dumb. --Vandurn 13:59, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
  15. I like reserving the right to deny you your rights, unsigned vote. --Vandurn 00:32, 3 April 2008 (BST)
  16. Nah. -- THELORDGUNSLINGER 17:17, 13 May 2008 (BST)
  17. KILL - Adult diapers is a bad enough idea as it is, but why as a hat? Are you implying that you're a shit for brains? --Officer Dick Trickle 20:20, 12 June 2008 (BST)
  18. No I don't like the notion of people running around with diapers on their heads. --Howard Bentley 17:27, 4 July 2008 (BST)
  19. NO o come on! seriously- its not really 'in character' with the rest of the game is it.--Irounds 01:37, 14 July 2008 (BST)
  20. No. It was never supposed to be a hat to begin with. Also, it's disgusting --Alex Reynard 16:34, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  21. No Doesn't match the zombie apocalypse theme at all --ChiTownBear 10:45, 29 July 2009 (BST)
  22. No Do I have to say why? LaZaH

Winter hats/ More specific

--Jamie Cantwell3 05:41, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Ok people, I have rethought this and have added a few specific examples of winter hats you would find in these places malls, churchs, cinemas, factory, hospital, hotels, and junkyards.--Jamie Cantwell3 05:41, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Slot used:Head

  • <Color>Squall hat
  • <Color>Crocheted Slouchy Hat
  • Big furry astrakhan winter hat, google this.
  • <Color>Arctic Thermal Winter Hat
  • <Color>Carnival Hat
  • Budenovka Red Army Hat
  • <Color>/<Color>Striped winter hat
  • <Color>Winter hat with cool designs on them
  • <Color>Woollen bobble hat
  • <Color>Knit winter hat
  • <Color>Ear flap winter hats/Trooper hats/Bomber Hats
  • <Color>Stocking caps
  • <Color>/<Color>Checkered winter hat

This is a new winter hats, so you can vote again if you like, I would also like to say thank you to all the people who voted "yes" on the old version. I also would like to thank the "no" voters for showing me the things that needed to be improved in the older version.--Jamie Cantwell3 05:41, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Yes (Winter hats)

  1. "Yes" - Once again this is my suggestion so.....--Jamie Cantwell3 05:41, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
  2. What can I say? I like hats. --Diano 21:10, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
  3. Yes - Thanks for taking my advice. This would go with my snow boots suggestion well if they both get implemented. Once again thanks for voting on my suggestion, which is still getting votes! Boo-yah! --Waterspark2 06:57 P.M., 20 February 2008 (EST)
  4. MOAR HATZ! - Headshot Hal
  5. yes um go hatz --Mystarisjumpyman 00:21, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
  6. Hatz plx. I kid, suggest reasonable colors, that would be nice. --Vandurn 00:47, 3 April 2008 (BST)
  7. Hell yes. I love hats. :D --User:Rachel 11:00 PM, June 18, 2008 (PST)
  8. Yes. I need myself a beanie. Or something similar. I need it soon. Griffin Schrodinger 12:12, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

No (Winter hats)

  1. no --~~~~ [talk] 07:17, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
  2. I liked the old one better. And...Why bother revising it? Check out the gold necklace one that my sister put up with my account. All votes were noes and it still gets implemented. That *beep*. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:11, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
    Oh, sure, your sister put it up. Yep. No chance in hell you put something like that up. :P -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 15:27, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
    Don't make me go back to the Red Bull.... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:28, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
    You know, that was the very conversation that started Assylum......--SeventythreeTalk 21:50, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
    Can someone tell me the story to that conversation that started Assylum, in my talk page please.--Jamie Cantwell3 00:20, 21 February 2008 (UTC)
    Thanks for all the info on my above question people.--Jamie Cantwell3 05:28, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
  3. dupe - we have fur hats and deerstalkers... and i don't know what became of it, but there have been suggestions for touques already -- which should be in-game, dammit! --WanYao 18:44, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
    I had 3 yes's for the longest time, and you just had to say dupe. I know about the other hats! I want the other ones I suggested "DAMMIT!"--Jamie Cantwell3 20:20, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

Bucket Hats / Fishing Hats

I was a bit disappointed to find that these aren't to be found in the city. For anyone that's not familiar with the bucket hat, head on over to and check it out. I think they'd be a nice addition. --Canopus 17:55, 9 April 2008 (BST)

Yes (Bucket Hats / Fishing Hats)

  1. Keep - I like hats. What more can I say? --Diano 19:54, 9 April 2008 (BST)
  2. Keep - Goes well with the vest! Acoustic Pie 19:57, 9 April 2008 (BST)
  3. Keep - cool--Jamie Cantwel3 07:58, 10 April 2008 (BST)
  4. Keep - why not. at the hat store only, though. --WanYao 11:04, 11 April 2008
  5. KEEP! - I can be just like buckethead! from GNR! --Captain Neo 12:43, 20 April 2008 (BST)
  6. Keep - This would make a great limited item, such as the halloween masks. :) Mikhos 00:47, 15 May 2008 (BST)
  7. HELL YES. Hats are love! --User:Rachel 11:19 PM June 18 2008 (PST)
  8. Yes - Yes. --Private Mark 07:26, 7 July 2008 (BST)
  9. Yes - Yes. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 17:33, 2 August 2008 (BST)

No (Bucket Hats / Fishing Hats)

Votes against go here


First off, I guess I should explain what exactly an 'ushanka' is. We generally call them shapkas here in the western world, but they're basically the Russian fur caps you see plastered all over movies and TV. They're usually used in the Russian police and military, but they're pretty common among civilians both Russian and Western.

Russian hats?! Here?!
Ushankas aren't just Russian these days! They're practical winter wear, and people love them. They're stylish, exotic and practical. Therefore, it makes sense that you'd find them in Malton.

I don't need that!
Ah, but think of those who do! Russian wannabes, casual survivors, maniacs, zombies... I'm sure there are plenty of people who will love the addition of ushankas to the game!
So how does that work?
Ushankas would go in the hat slot, and would probably come in black, brown and gray. As finding them goes, the hat store in Thompson mall would be ideal. I dunno, though, I guess they could go in PDs and forts, too. --Private McKinley 16:13, 30 April 2008 (BST)

Yes (Ushanka)

Votes for go here

  1. I vote Yes. Great idea.--Alcatraz311 19:37, 30 April 2008 (BST)

  2. I also vote yes. I'd wear it. --Xan2020 19:57, 30 April 2008 (BST)
  3. I'll give a yes as well, from Russia with love ;] --Raven88 22:29, 30 April (BST)
  4. Because I love hats. --Diano 23:49, 30 April 2008 (BST)
  5. Private McKinley used Author Keep! It's super effective! --Private McKinley 15:34, 1 May 2008 (BST)
  6. i have seen worse ideas --Scotw 18:22, 1 May 2008 (BST)
  7. Yes - ¡Hasta la victoria siempre, carajo!  Billy Club Thorton  T!  RR  01:59, 2 May 2008 (BST)
  8. Yes - Cool --Jamie Cantwel3 Talk 01:22, 11 May 2008 (BST)
  9. "Russian wannabes" - Hey! That's me! WOOT!--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 18:54, 22 May 2008 (BST)
  10. Yes - For the purpose of humor - Zig13 - 2/07/2008 at 10:15(BST)
  11. Dah - Aye. --Private Mark 07:28, 7 July 2008 (BST)
  12. Yes - Because Russia pwns Linkthewindow 12:10, 24 August 2008 (BST)
  13. Yes! - Russia rocks! Sig Sauer.jpg P02 Samuel  Talk to me! Stop that asshole!PoleCatsSig Sauer.jpg 04:23, 25 August 2008 (BST)
  14. OWNED Russia is the best!- Hatesandwich
  15. YES I was JUST gonna make a suggestion for this--Jachel 08:10, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
  16. I vote yes. I just love those hats and I NEED one for my character - LaZaH. 24 December 2009.
  17. Dah dah dah dah DAH! I need a rabbit-fur one for the winter months! Ryo626 21:57, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
  18. Yes. Sandvich make me strong. Griffin Schrodinger 12:08, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

No (Ushanka)

  1. It does exist: we had this identical discussion a while back. Fur hats (labelled fur hats but the discussion specifically said ushankas) are available at Thompson Mall's hat store. --Boris 17:21, 8 May 2008 (BST)
    Well, technically they're different, but meh... that's that.Private McKinley 18:20, 8 May 2008 (BST)
  2. Nyet - Malton нет в Россия --Tselita 22:37, 30 May 2008 (BST) // [Should be: Malton - не в России]

Camouflage Patrol Hat

The item would be used in the hat slot. it would be camouflage. You would be able to get the hat from Hunting stores, and Forts --Colonel Mitchell 21:47, 11 October 2008 (BST)

Yes (Camouflage Patrol Hats)

Votes for go here

  1. Keep A tad trenchy, but I can't see why not. It's realistic that they would be in those stores. Linkthewindow Talk MCM 05:18, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
  2. Keep I can't think of a good reason against and it's something I would wear so... ThatGuyOverThere 17:45, 21 May 2009 (BST)
  3. Change/Keep I think they're called 'Boonie' hats.--Degree7 08:24, 16 August 2009 (BST)

No (Camouflage Patrol Hats)

No - lots of military stuff already. --WanYao 04:46, 20 December 2008 (UTC) No - As above --Angusburger 21:31, 20 June 2009 (BST)

Red Energy Dome aka Devo Hats

Just like this. Found at the much talked about Novelty Store which everyone wants, and / or the hat shop. At least make them available on a special occasion or something... An 80s retro party or something? --WanYao 15:51, 8 July 2008 (BST)

Yes (Red Energy Dome)

  1. Yes Are we not men? --WanYao 15:55, 8 July 2008 (BST)
  2. Yes Ziggurat hats? Hell yes! --Amber Waves of Pain 16:16, 8 July 2008 (BST)
  3. Yes It was acceptable in the 80s. It was acceptable at the time. --Sir Bob Fortune RR 21:56, 8 July 2008 (BST)
  4. whip it whip it good --Scotw 00:28, 9 July 2008 (BST)
  5. It's a Beautiful World we live in -- Bisfan 06:08, 13 July 2008 (BST)
  6. Yes Good idea.--Jamie Cantwel3 TalkAll glory to the Hypnotoad! 21:09, 14 July 2008 (BST)
  7. Yes Ive got love for you if you were born in the 80's, the 80's. Can we also have global hypercolour t-shirts? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 17:41, 2 August 2008 (BST)
    Hell yeah. Why did they stop making them? Do they cause cancer or something? --Sir Bob Fortune RR 22:31, 2 August 2008 (BST)
  8. Yes As WanYao, now we just need to get whips in the game. --Rude Sykes 02:14, 14 August 2008 (BST)
  9. Yes why not :) --Fiffy 18:34, 6 October 2008 (BST)

No (Red Energy Dome)


DipCup is an Idiot, so here I am, suggesting this for him. A sombrero is found in the hat store (Tompson Mall) and would go in hats slot. --/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 01:18, 5 June 2008 (BST)

Yes (Sombreritos)

  1. Dippy is my friend --/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 01:18, 5 June 2008 (BST)
  2. Yes I am not an idiot --Dipcup 01:22, 5 June 2008 (BST)
  3. Yes I like my hats. --Sir Bob Fortune RR 01:28, 5 June 2008 (BST)
  4. Yes Please and thanks. --Goofy McCoy mfd HK-47 talk 01:36, 5 June 2008 (BST)
  5. Yes More hats are always good.--Jamie Cantwel3 TalkAll glory to the Hypnotoad! 15:06, 6 June 2008 (BST)
  6. Yes Nice mexican hat allows me to make a bandito character. --The Grimch U! E! WAT! 21:01, 9 June 2008 (BST)
  7. Yes Because I love hats. --Diano 03:02, 10 June 2008 (BST)
  8. Si - como entusiasta ávido del sombrero, amo esta sugerencia --Scotw 00:27, 24 June 2008 (BST)
  9. Yes - Of course. --Private Mark 07:31, 7 July 2008 (BST)
  10. Yes So I can push a women off a cliff tequila. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 17:35, 2 August 2008 (BST)
  11. Yes - I love hats! Sig Sauer.jpg P02 Samuel  Talk to me! Stop that asshole!PoleCatsSig Sauer.jpg 04:26, 25 August 2008 (BST)
  12. Yes - This sandwich is tasty--Jake4d1 23:07, 29 August 2008 (BST)
  13. Sure. - Why the hell not? --Nny The Person 06:50, 9 September 2008 (BST)
  14. Yes - Totally! --Fiffy 18:28, 6 October 2008 (BST)
  15. Yes - Meh, sounds like fun.Linkthewindow Talk MCM 05:16, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
  16. Yes - Muchos Gracias 8D --Brian Eetar DTD|CFT|GMG 16:43, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
  17. Yes - Si! Mucho Amazing. --BlackstarC 02:17, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
  18. Yes - ¡Sí! ¡Por favor! Big Mexican sombrero, I feel like a clown in a Santa hat --Hashk 20:55, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
  19. YARSH-Why not?3R 22:40, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
  20. Yes. Oh god, YES If this hasn't been done yet, I demand it be done NOW.
  21. Yes!-Next suggestions should be bandoliers and ponchos if they haven't already been suggested.Goribus 01:39, 8 October 2009 (BST)
  22. Si si si! - Yeusss! --Senergy 20:06, 4 June 2010 (BST)

No (Somrberitos)

  1. No - Impractical - Zig13 - 2/07/2008 at 10:20(BST)
    Im-fag-tical kekekeke--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 17:00, 9 July 2008 (BST)

R.A.F Helmet

Head Slot. Black/Dark Green. I think its a good idea because there are never enough good hats around that take my fancy! It could be in any forts (MAYBE Malls...) --Shiznoe 17:52, 26 November 2009 (UTC)

Yes R.A.F Helmet

  1. I can vote can't I? Its a free country! --Shiznoe 17:52, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
  2. Sure, why ever not? Perhaps rename as a flying helmet, I think more people would wear it as it is less specific. Jpanzer 16:44, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
  3. That sounds awesome, but how 'bout when some New users join as the military they have them on, and that it can be found in the bases --Jalin Jay 03:15, 16 July 2010 (BST)

No R.A.F Helmet

  1. ) No. Malls Hell no, Forts maybe, but no!-- Emot-argh.gif 18:06, 27 December 2009 (UTC)
  2. The RAF is dead. They've disbanded long ago. And by hell, they were one great group. Why should we have a helmet that commemorates the RAF if all the other historical groups (like ASS) don't get one? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 03:17, 16 July 2010 (BST)

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