Club Fortescue

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Club Fortescue
Unlit, exterior clear. No info on interior. Barricades EHB.
PhoenixPyres (talk) 14:48, 27 May 2020 (UTC)
Club Fortescue

Osmondville [88, 77]

the Graddon Building St. Aloysius's Church a cemetery
Spragge Towers Club Fortescue Neyens Avenue
wasteland the Buttle Building the Norgate Monument

Basic Info:

  • Clubs are Dark buildings.
  • The usual internal description of a Club reads as follows:
    "…in the near-darkness of the main dancefloor."
  • When powered by a portable generator, the internal description changes to the following:
    "Coloured spotlights highlight an empty stage, and distorted music echoes over the speakers."
  • Clubs can be barricaded normally.

Club Fortescue


Club Fortescue was started in 1977 by Tescue P Santos. Originally a members-only sports bar for betting on women's softball, the business faltered in the 80s. In 1992, Tescue heard "Baby Got Back" on the radio, and was inspired to transform the business. Club Fortescue opened to the public in 1994 with only one song on the playlist: "Informer". In 1999, they added the song "Tub Thumping", and in 2005, the "Thong Song". They are currently purchasing Technotronic's "Pump up the Jam" CD on the installment plan. Unfortunately, they were still unable to afford "Baby Got Back" when Tescue died in 2007.

Barricade Policy

Building should be Extremely Heavily Barricaded per the Osmondville Barricade Plan

Current Status

You are inside Club Fortescue. Coloured spotlights highlight an empty stage, and distorted music echoes over the speakers. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are ChuckyNorris (60HP) and Snarfer (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted Zombieville is a waste of space and time onto a wall.

--Zex Suik 03:54, 21 February 2012 (UTC)


The building's doors have been left wide open, and the interior of the building has been ruined for some time.

the main dance floor is in near-darkness, and with the lights out, you can hardly see anything. There's merely a Zombie inside.

There's no one out or in whereabouts. Somebody has spraypainted zombieville-still a queer onto an outside wall.

--unisubs 20:36, 4 August 2010 (BST)

Old Barricade Policy

Club Fortescue, The Butthole Surfers, and Pen Island are all strongly commited to the fight against BarricAIDS.

Gibby.jpg The Butthole Surfers
This building is officially claimed by The Butthole Surfers in all their golden-brown glory.
Official Butthole Building

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In good shape for survivors. Full of Butthole Surfers

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