Club Humphries (Starlingtown)

(90,41) (bic) (statuses) (update) Club Humphries --Mallrat TSI TKS CTD 03:05, 12 December 2022 (UTC)

Club Humphries Starlingtown [90,41] Davies Avenue wasteland Crump Cinema Raper Plaza Club Humphries wasteland Tewkesbury Square Club Passmore Goodday Park Basic Info: Nightclub. mobile phones, beer and wine can be found inside. Clubs are Dark buildings. The usual internal description of a Club reads as follows: "…in the near-darkness of the main dancefloor." When powered by a portable generator, the internal description changes to the following: "Coloured spotlights highlight an empty stage, and distorted music echoes over the speakers." Clubs can be barricaded normally.

General Information

Club Humphries is now operational again. Come have a drink and socialize. Dance before the zombies come! If the party is busted the backup venue is Club Sweeney, Starlingtown at 92,47

Description

Humans and zombies alike will see the following (permanent) description when standing outside the building:

"You are standing outside Club Humphries, a four-storey metal-and-glass building surrounded by burnt-out cars."

Such a description is always followed by a report of the building's condition (e.g. the level of its barricades), but since that report is never permanent and always subject to change, it is redundant to include it here as well.

History

The lack of a police presence in Starlingtown provided an ideal venue for underground afterhour clubs. Club Humphries was a notorious for underage drinking, drug use and an uncompromising music policy of hard techno. As it was in an industrial area, no one complained. After the zombie breakout it was no time to party but now a dedicated group of ravers wants to bring the venue back to life.

Barricade Policy

The club is to be extremely heavily barricaded in accordance with the Starlingtown barricade plan. This is to ensure that we can party without interference from annoying brain-eating types. If you want to party with us you will need to climb over from a neighbouring building. We recommend the warehouse 2S, 1W.

Recent Events

• February 1^st, 2008: Get your rain coats ready, the First VZW Zedapalooza Concert Tour is coming to Club Humphries soon! Check the lobby for VZW members who will be handing out Yoyodyne Glow Sticks to the first 50 guests. -- Shazzelim 18:08, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

• April 10^th, 2007: The Drama Club staged a performance of "Army of Darkness" at Club Humphries as part of their Border Tour of Malton. The group plans to travel clockwise around the border suburbs of Malton with one show in each suburb. Today they performed for the 6 survivors here as part of this tour. See their group page for performing groups and schedules.