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NOTE: THIS IS AN ARCHIVE AND IS NOT TO BE EDITED IN THE TYPICAL WIKI FASHION PLEASE USE THE CURRENT DHPD PAGE. Any Edits by non-DHPD members will be considered VANDALISM and reported as Such. Thank You. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 18:37, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Contents

[edit] All Contributions Before 4/12/08

[edit] Goon Trolls

I de-POVed the NPOV section but unfortunately user A Helpful Little Gnome uneponymously rolled back my changes under the banner of accuracy, while managing to add further inaccuracy by claiming the DHPD has over 70 members when the stats page clearly showed hours before that it had less. To avoid this happening again, I've added full citations for all my alterations, so it should be safe this time. --Grarr 21:47, 7 April 2008 (BST)
I didn't have a problem with you wanting to change it, just what you changed it to. DHPD is not small and has more than 70 members. Granted, it may not always be exactly 70 or more, but does anyone really want to update the stats every hour? -- AHLGTH 01:05, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Apparently being true and fully sourced is not enough. Interesting precedent, I'd say...--Grarr 22:15, 7 April 2008 (BST)
I just wish Marty left his comments here instead of passive aggressively through the summary window. the unsigned comment was posted by-User:ScoobyDooDoobie
I'll oblige you, do not edit our page; it is called 'our' page for a reason... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 22:50, 7 April 2008 (BST)
Lol. You dont see me going over to the Dead's page and posting all sots of things do you? No you dont. Dont touch our pages anymore. Cisisero 23:57, 7 April 2008 (BST)
No, none of you would ever think of doing that. Oh wai-
"(diff) (hist) . . Talk:The Dead‎; 18:24 . . (+213) . . MartyBanks (Talk | contribs) (→NEEDS MORE IMAGES - )"
--Laughing Man 00:02, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Im glad he did, the 7 or 8 edits you have decided to make to our page inexcusable. -- Cisisero 00:05, 8 April 2008 (BST)
I posted in the 'TALK' in something about 'me'; whereas you all lot have decided to take it upon yourselves to renovate 'our' page the way you want it... which is not happening... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 00:35, 8 April 2008 (BST)
At least you guys have a right to complain since you've never been in our business. Get rid of this outdated never needed fucking page already you unbelievable morons. --Riseabove 19:24, 8 April 2008 (BST)
"Originally hit Dunell Hills and wasted it quite effectively mid-November '07 and have kept it survivor-free since then." cheers for admitting defeat guys, it's really nice of you. --Grarr 22:53, 8 April 2008 (BST)

I don't know what anyone else has done to your page... And I don't really care... (edit) Actually, I do, laiz! But what can I do about?? But I just wish to note that this -- "They still operate in an independent fashion, but their ability to communicate makes them able to quickly exchange working ideas and concepts, greatly increasing their effectiveness" -- is still non-verifiable, subjective matter of opinion. It may very well be perfectly true, but from the outside it is, nonetheless, just opinion and self-promotion. But anyway... thanks for making the effort, in any event. It is significantly more "up to spec". Cheers. --WanYao 00:53, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Yeah, and their claim of '100+ and growing group members' is verifiably false. It was 80ish a few days ago, was 70 odd yesterday and is now actually 65: it should be 60+ and falling. At a rate of 5 a day. And no wonder, because this group page is becoming a bit of a joke. The Dead not liking you is not an excuse to actively fill the wiki with lies. --Grarr 01:26, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Lol guys, look, the joke just talked. Cisisero 02:00, 8 April 2008 (BST)
I simply changed it back to what it was before you showed up - seemed the easiest way. False or not, the page is ours to maintain as we see fit. I'm sure that, were I more of an anal person with a lot of spare time, I could rush over to the dead's page and claim that 'We're going to destroy everything, and you can't stop us' is a false statement. At the end of the day though, it's a wiki page for a group in a browser based game, so I guess we can let it slide. Good to see you have such an eye for detail though - that's a life skill and no one can take that away from you. xxx Sanpedro 02:04, 8 April 2008 (BST)
I just want to point out that the stats page can't be completely accurate, as it doesn't group together variations, mispellings etc. I used to have "Tikhon Medical's target dummy" in my profile for half a year, so it would not have been counted towards the group numbers. Same thing could be here. -- AHLGTH 03:39, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Maybe, at most, that could account for 10% extra members. Not over 50%. If you're wanting to claim that, you need evidence. --Grarr 12:15, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Why? It's a DHPD page - we can pretty much write whatever we please. Besides, with our posse members etc, it could easily account for over 50%. Again though, it's a group page - we've cleaned up the NPOV - anything else we might wish to put on the page etc. Thanks for caring though. Sanpedro 12:23, 8 April 2008 (BST)
heh, precedence? have a look at http://www.urbandead.com/stats.html and click on the top groups with a link to the wiki. Nearly all of them are inaccurate. There is your precedence. Even the righteous zombie groups such as MOB, FU, RFF, etc. Group membership fluctuates and can't be updated (as was said below by someone) every time a member leaves or signs up. And Grarr wants evidence? funny stuff. I can't believe you goons are this wrapped up in such minutia. --Showcase 18:58, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Yeah it's just flying from -30 to +130 all the time! Except it's not. It's been around 80ish for the past 5 months and has been falling in number for the past 2 months. Though I guess making fun of people with math skills is a good past time for you people.--ScoobyDooDoobie 20:03, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Oh, good. Everyone was waiting for you to show up to insult our intelligence. Too bad you missed the entire point regarding precedence, not whether we can add or read or fucking count. --Showcase 20:41, 8 April 2008 (BST)
I love my reception as always. Nice sidestep on defending your stupidity though. It explains how you guys survive in real life when the topic comes up.--ScoobyDooDoobie 21:12, 8 April 2008 (BST)
You've proven everyone's stupidity over and over with your witty comments. Could you, just once, offer something to the disucssion other than that? --Showcase 21:16, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Since you admit that DHPD is 'stupid' then what's the point of discourse or discussion? It goes over your heads anyway and as Marty and others have shown, you're willing to attack us outside of the game. I'm at least staying in character. You're making it personal and I'd advise against it. It hurts your image or whatever image you have left.--ScoobyDooDoobie 21:44, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Don't worry about my image, I'm not. So you're "in character"? I knew it! All my internet friends told me that Scoobydoodoobie was nothing but the dumbest fuck, incabable of forming a single coherent thought other than, "derrr, yer stoopid" but I kept telling them its just you being in character. How you can maintain that personality thoughout all of your comments is simply amazing. Personal? Who is taking it personal? I only see goons trolling the wiki pointing fingers at the stupid and infirmed and bitching like pussies about some group's character count. --Showcase 21:16, 8 April 2008 (BST)
And so the personal attacks continue. Nice strawman. --ScoobyDooDoobie 22:08, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Just because the Roster on the stats page lists a number...It doesn't mean there arn't more people part of the DHPD. You never know why a DHPD member might want to change his profile to read... oh I don't know... Maybe "The Dead" for some reason... hmmmm I wonder why that might be....Couldnt have anything with scent death now could it... Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 14:36, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Conndraka what can I say, when you're right, you're right. I can think of dozens of reasons why a DHPD member would want to drop his group affiliation, although none of them involve scent death... --Deadtanian 16:40, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Lol. you sir are a complete retard, members of your own group noticed the DHPD SWAT on the group stats board briefly, I wonder why we would do that? Im sure you thought it was because we are super cool police officers, but the reality is far different. Also, while we have your brain switched on, I want you to ponder if maybe, just maybe, we might try to do it with other members of our group. Ok now, I know that was hard, feel free to turn it back off now. -- Cisisero 00:16, 9 April 2008 (BST)
Get bent... it is our page... start screwing with it and you will face the consequences... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 17:50, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Chill Marty. Vandal reporting comes later and there is no need to discuss it. It will happen or it wont. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 18:21, 8 April 2008 (BST)

[edit] Drama

As that discussion has deteriorated, the Category section has been removed. You may remove all our categories, please do not touch DHPD pages themselves, they are ours and any attempts to modify them will be brought to vandal services and possibly arbitration. Further posts by members of the Dead will also most likely be removed. Please stay off of all DHPD related pages. Cisisero 19:13, 4 April 2008 (BST)

I am not a member of the Dead. Nor are the sysops who were complaining about your group's abuse of the categories. And no one is talking about touching your personal group pages, man, you're degenerating into sheer paranoia!! Interesting, though, how you wish to cover your tracks... You don't just admit that you did something wrong and seek to fix it... Noooo... you just DELETE the legitimate criticism being levelled against your group... just like I expect you will delete this comment... won't you?? --WanYao 19:19, 4 April 2008 (BST)
What part of remove our categories did you not understand? If you really want to bitch about it go back and revert my edit and cut around every member of the Dead that said something retarded that was spam. As you are a sysop im sure you have all the time in the world to do it. Its our talk page and frankly I can do whatever I want with it. Regarding our pages, I was issuing a preemptive statement that we will not tolerate with it. As much as it isn't our wiki as someoner brought up, it isn't theirs either. As for your comment, it isn't filled with spam or drama, though the way you worded it will undoubtably bring it in. It wont be deleted for now, it may be deleted later however. Cisisero 19:33, 4 April 2008 (BST)
WanYao is not a sysop. And, boy... i wish i had all the time of the world... --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 21:08, 4 April 2008 (BST)
And, btw, it's considered poor form to delete comments from a talk page without archiving them. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 21:09, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Its a good thing we have the Drama Llama loomking over our page then isn't it. If you want to bitch about it do it somewhere else. I have no problem deleting the comments again. Nothing forces us to keep an archive, and until there is we probably wont keep inflammatory things around. Any further comments on the matter will be deleted as well. You had your way, the categories have been removed, now leave us alone. -- Cisisero 21:31, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Actually, my comments were dramatic and flame-y... I was genuinely pissed off when I wrote them. Because you deleted large chunks of commentary that were perfectly legitimate. Critical? Sure. But also legitimate. Talking about a problem that IMO needed to be addressed. And, I can't go around deleting stuff written by the Dead here because it's your talk page -- and deleting stuff would be vandalism. Cisicero... You really need to examine how you reacted to this. Because the way you handled this case... just deleting EVERYTHING... only made the problem worse. Pissed people off. And made your group look bad. Think about it. (EDIT) Oh... and no I am not a sysop, and I was not in any way implying I am... But I was referring above to comments made by sysops, which were deleted. --WanYao 12:52, 5 April 2008 (BST)
Alright, my apologies. I can cut around members of the Dead then :P Cisisero 18:11, 5 April 2008 (BST)
This is considered very bad form. As you deleted Laughing Man's comment, directly above this one, when it was not, in fact, overly dramatic, or trolly. In fact, it was the mere statement that this page was being archived and that what you are doing is an act of generic denial in the face of legitimate criticism. Membership in a specific in-game group does not invalidate one's criticisms. I've been here since nigh the game's inception, and have been playing my dedicated zombie for two years now, but I'm in favor of what The Dead have been upto, on-wiki and off. At least, most of them. It livens the place up, and the criticisms being levelled agqainst the DHPD -are legitimate-. You really need to take a step back and wonder if the image of your group as a whole is taking a severe beating as your actions to quash criticisms become increasingly desperate. Realize that the wiki community is just that, a community. Not very neighborly to put your fingers in your ears and go "la la la, I can't hear you", when the concerns are legitimate. As mine, here, are. Jerith 18:20, 5 April 2008 (BST)
Once again, are you unable to read? He mentioned that he archived the page, THAT WE SPECIFICALLY SAID WE WANTED DELETED. If you can tell me how that isn't inflammatory then Im pretty sure you are a member of the Dead yourself. It doesnt matter what you are in favor for, we view them as a bunch of trolling assholes. Its awesome what you like, but in the end im sure we can more than handle our group's image. There are no attempts to quash critisism, do you honestly believe Im going to sit here and complain abouta few Category signs? Realize that we are part of your wiki communnity whetheryou like us or not, and that even though in your eyes your concerns are legitimate, in ours they may not be. Cisisero 18:31, 5 April 2008 (BST)
Yes, but you were not the sole contributor of that section. Deleting the section is fine, but it is poor form to do so without archiving things -because doing so speaks of attempts to avoid, rather than address, the criticisms stated in that section-. You clearly cannot handle your group's image, as you're accusing and blowing up at each and every person to come to the page, and although acceding on minor points (category tags), you've not addressed the larger issues (the group has no in-game presence that conforms to what is stated on its now-misleading pages, and the DMZ is no more). So, not considering the concerns of other to be legitimate? That's fine. Going about it the way you are? That's not. Nowhere did I say that you're not a welcome member of the wiki community, just that you're not acting as a conscientious part of it, and all quarters are quickly losing patience for you. Jerith 19:12, 5 April 2008 (BST)
Alright... I am fucking done with trying to treat you like a rational, mature adult. Because you're obviously NOT. Ciao. --WanYao 03:21, 6 April 2008 (BST) (that was intended for cisisero and the DHPD people, not Jerith)... WanYao 03:24, 6 April 2008 (BST)


*Ehem* Well actually, you need your NPOV statement on the DHPD page to be NPOV, per the guidelines... more specifically the recruitment part should be moved, just that one sentence. :D -- AHLGTH 22:53, 4 April 2008 (BST)

What in the world... you guys have pages with DHPD categories for nonexistent users. Is there any reason for that? -- AHLGTH 05:22, 5 April 2008 (BST)

Some of those are users who have abandoned those pages; Some are current DHPD members that are active, and as I recall someone in the Posse was making profiles setups for the other posse members... Most have used them, a few have not... We've been running clean up a little bit recently; but I suggest you tread lightly there lest you delete an active DHPD members page... Which very likely will happen, since most of those folks pop in now and again... as for our NPOV statement on our page... I see no problem with it... that is pretty much a brief overview of the DHPD... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:59, 5 April 2008 (BST)
i think AHLG was referring to this: "Click here to join the DHPD. Read DHPD Testimonials for an inside look at the DHPD". That is not NPOV and needs to be moved. I also think that everything below that line is also not NPOV and needs to be moved to a POV section. But, that's just my opinion... Now... when you say stuff like "I suggest you tread lightly" -- are you aware that those words come across as a threat?Seriously... whether you meant it that way or not, that's how the phrase is usually used -- as a don't fuck with me -- or else comment. And then you act as though people are trying to delete the content of your pages -- which no one is... that looks a little... paranoid?? I'm saying this constructively, think about how talking like that, and how just deleting the Categories discussion makes people feel and makes you look. And this is coming from someone who can be complete asshole himself, I know of what I speak here... ;P And I can understand that the constant harassment by the SA Goons has probably put you on the defensive... But... Oh and those member categories, the simple solution is to have an active members roster. The categories themselves really clog up the wiki. --WanYao 13:07, 5 April 2008 (BST)
They are in the category because they are part of the DHPD... they choose to associate their profiles in the category we made... and yes the harassment is getting old... and you're not helping the situation... and if you wish to quibble over my words then by all means... but don't be surprised if someone who's active gets all hissy when you mess with their user page... it is not a threat... I'm just letting you know, people are temperamental when it comes to their pages... if you don't want to hear the friendly warning then ignore it... no harm, no foul... but back to the situation at hand... you guys are really not helping... we're trying to hold some ground... and if the dead think they can kick us off the wiki they have another thing coming... and at some point you guys need to move in and stop this stuff... this level of harassment should not be tolerated... we'd like to play the game in peace without jerks harassing us constantly both in and out of game... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 19:26, 5 April 2008 (BST)
I don't think they should have to change the content or categorizing of any of the pages specifically about their group or group members, just remove the group categories for in-game locations as those are encyclopedic in form and not group-owned. It'd also be nice if they put DHPD/The_dead_of_Dunell_Hills up for deletion. If they did these two things I can't see any reason why I for one would ever need to comment on any DHPD wiki pages again. --Riseabove 19:49, 5 April 2008 (BST)
MartyBanks... you're talking trash, dude. You're MAKING SHIT UP and balling about stuff that is totally beside the point of what myself and others were saying... like a paranoid delusional or something, seeing stuff that just isn't there... I am serious, you are making shit up that no one said or did, seeing persecution where it doesn't exist... While brushing off legit comments and criticism... You sound pathological, really you's all do... Anyway, I can't be bothered to agrue with you, because you people really do live on another planet... Wow... But... you ought to make your page conform to the NPOV standard everyone else is asked to abide by. Or... would being treated equally be PERSECUTION?!?!?--WanYao 03:35, 6 April 2008 (BST)
I'm not 'MAKING SHIT UP'... and insulting me when I'm opposed to your suggestions just makes my points more valid... SA has been harassing us at every turn... and as for our page... it is OUR PAGE... You don't understand the goons; you haven't dealt with them in any real manner, they are heartless and their ultimate goal is to destroy groups and hurt feelings. They will continue until they are removed or become bored... If you don't believe me... read this, it is what they do... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:50, 6 April 2008 (BST)
Marty does have a point. Those guys have been circling the DHPD pages like stray dogs looking for cat to chase. And he does have a point that many of them are simply out to irritate. Not all but several.--Kristi of the Dead 08:58, 6 April 2008 (BST)
I wasn't insulting you until you all got weird and defensive on me... I have been quite balanced in all this; I have little love for the Goons, either... In fact, I actually expressed sympathy re: the Dead's harassment. Or did you delete that??? Seriously... you respond to valid, even constructive, criticism TERRIBLY. Almost petulantly. I'm not the only one to notice or point this out, either. But I guess that makes us all Dead spooks, eh? --WanYao 09:22, 6 April 2008 (BST)
Kristi, this may go against everything most people believe about us, but at heart The Dead seek a level playing field and for everyone to have an equal chance. "But you guys have 1,600 zombies! How is that fair?" I hear you cry, well yes we do have an immense group, the survivor groups have an equal opportunity to band together but they choose not to, prefering to play politics. Any advantage we have is entirely of our own making, just as the survivor group's weaknesses are of their own making. The DHPD had effectively claimed the entire suburb of Dunell Hills and several bordering suburbs, plastering their categories over every single building in the self-proclaimed 'DMZ' and putting recruitment posters over countless pages. Anyone inside these suburbs who didn't play the game the way the DHPD wanted them to play the game found themselves PKed by self-important 'police officers' under the pretence of arrest warrants. We have removed this scourge and are simply returning the wiki to a wiki for everyone, not a wiki for the DHPD's personal use. Frankly, this should have been done a long time ago and I think even the most fervant hater of The Dead would have to agree. --Deadtanian 10:27, 6 April 2008 (BST)

[edit] Category

Can someone please explain to as to why you have a category for your group on various suburb pages and countless locations? Group categories should not be in those places.-- AHLGTH 02:10, 3 April 2008 (BST)

I think this was brought up before. I speak with no authority but you can prolly remove them if there is no precedent for them to be there.... Ezekiel UK 11:17, 3 April 2008 (BST)

I'll remove them, since there is already precedent for them to not be there. -- AHLGTH 15:59, 3 April 2008 (BST)
that "Precedent" is from Jan of 2008. As of MAY (I beleive) 2006 It was determined to be ok. I'll take the older precedent thank you. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 21:13, 3 April 2008 (BST)
Man, what? You never use the older precedent. Otherwise we'd still have slaves and stupid shit. You are losing it and that has to be the weakest most pathetic "argument" ever. As a mod you should be in favor of uncluttering the pages. You are letting your connection to this (dead) group get in the way of, well, logic and sanity at this point. I seriously can't believe you actually tried to use that lame ass "I prefer the older precedent" bullshit argument. You might not realize this (and you certainly don't follow it) but you can't pick and choose which rules you listen to and which ones you don't. It was changed in Jan. 08 and that's the way it is.--DCC 02:56, 4 April 2008 (BST)
That is a perfectly valid precedent. Regardless, there doesn't need to be one, it's bias and a POV to have a category on countless locations and suburbs, it's like claiming ownership. An arbitration case or any other precedent just makes it worse. One group can't claim ownership over a suburb or location while others cannot. -- AHLGTH 22:02, 3 April 2008 (BST)
No one is claiming ownership and more than one group can be on a suburb's category page... our having the group there... it is for convenience and informational purposes... The DHPD provides services in that suburb and people may need access while they are there... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 01:53, 4 April 2008 (BST)
I for one do not want 30 categories on every location and suburb. Someone can very easily find the group listings on the sidebar that is present on every suburb page. -- AHLGTH 02:42, 4 April 2008 (BST)
This is a good point. Even a few of the less groupthink DHPD members seem to agree with you on this one. Nevertheless if Conndraka's precedent stands I'll go ahead and make Category:The_Dead for the 80 or so suburbs we're providing valuable devivification services for combat-revived zombies in. Cheers. --Riseabove 05:37, 4 April 2008 (BST)
If it really is for "convenience and informational purposes" then why not make a sub page under DHPD that lists all of those individual locations since having them all linked from ONE location is more "convenient and informational"?

And seriously elaborate on "The DHPD provides services in that suburb" unless that service is clogging the street with your corpses. --DCC 02:22, 4 April 2008 (BST)

And all trolling aside, how in the hell can you justify putting your little category tags all over places that aren't even in Dunell Hills?
I Just revived 3 people in the 'burb. That seems like a service to me. I could be wrong. Knowing you I am. Cisisero 02:33, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Well, when you have 15 characters it isn't that big of a deal to revive 3 people.--DCC 03:02, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Its ironic because I wish I did have 15 chars for every person in the DHPD, then we would have the same numbers as the Dead. To bad we aren't as willing to cheat. -- Cisisero 03:12, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Hey desk sgts., what's happening these days? Oh, right. --Laughing Man 04:08, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Cisisero, you might be new to DHPD, but back in Nov. SA drove them out of DH (and the DMZ) with only a handful of PKers. (Project:TIME anyone?) Do I need to pull up all of our warrants on your pages to remind you? So, don't think that it was only when we got a 1500+ horde that we stomped you. We kicked you guys out way before The Dead. --DCC 03:47, 4 April 2008 (BST)

The DHPD category spam on location pages has irked me ever since I started working on locations. Enough already, you guys abused the system, so they all should go. I mean look at this page... it's a redirect for gods sake, and it's got all the following categories... "Hospitals | DHPD | Dunell Hills | Dunell Hills Military Zone | Dunell Hills Police Department" -- boxy talk • i 03:15 4 April 2008 (BST)

I agree boxy, that is excessive... Someone messed up there, we're only human... however, the six suburbs we patrol... PV, DH, OB, CH, WB, and MB... comprise the DMZ... i believe that that category should be up... for people to know where services can be sought and what is the nature of the area... (EDIT->) I may add to that by stating the blatant fact that all of this was not even an issue until these horrible people started yelling about it in order to upset us as part of a three pronged strategy to make us disband and hang our heads in shame for their own sick ends... you really wish to be their pawns? --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 03:26, 4 April 2008 (BST)
If you agree, then go and empty out the unnecessary categories of location pages, just leaving the DMZ category. And redirects shouldn't have any categories on them at all, only the pages they redirect to. Yes, they're prigs, however sometimes they are right, and sometimes you are... this time they are -- boxy talk • i 03:54 4 April 2008 (BST)
"people to know what services can be sought"? Unless you are ofering back alley abortions or cheap blow jobs again there are no "services" that you guys can contribute beyond what the building itself can (which depends on its' condition). Until trading is implemented the only thing that DHPD can do for people that are in the "DMZ" are flailing gestures and talk about GANGBANG GRAMMAZ. Instead of tagging and labeling everything like a greedy little kid with MINE! why not write informative articles on the buildings' pages? Most of those pages that are linked with all that crap don't even have anything useful on them other than that. I wrote the commentary for a lot of the locations in Dunell Hills. What the hell did you guys ever contribute other than "marking your territory"? --DCC 03:43, 4 April 2008 (BST)
As boxy, i was never found of having burbs and locations linked to DHPD categories. It's a nice thing that someone finally asked for its removal, or the apathy most users not linked to the DHPD have for that region would just kept it as is. Like DCC pointed out above, you should always use the new precedence. And DCC, less trolling and your words might have some more value, as did your comment above. As for marthy, your group can edit the suburb page to have a This burb is part of the DMZ, but you shouldnt categorize them as such. Only remember to keep the message NPOV --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 03:53, 4 April 2008 (BST)
I can't believe this... you're using each other to get your ends met without even giving me a chance to argue our case... I'm flabbergasted... but don't be surprised when SA takes over the whole wiki... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 04:00, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Marty, I honestly don't know what you're talking about, this has been brought up at least two or three times in the last year alone, and before the Dead joined the game at that. I should know as I was involved in at least one of those incidences. Not to mention that you don't even need the categories, DMZ meets the any purpose categorizing them would and all it takes is a neutral mention of this in the suburb descriptions of those suburbs as it is something worth noting to some degree. Really I don't even need to make that concesion though, the RRF has been around just as long with a dedicated homeland, so have the Eastonwood Ferals and neither of their groups have anything, or would be allowed anything, like this, if Greater Ridleybank(and it's considered the zombie homeland my most all zombies/groups) is fine for the RRF DMZ is fine for the DHPD.--Karekmaps?! 05:14, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Please note that this is not the DHPD's wiki. I've removed the category spam from as many of the relevant locations as I could find, in the future it might be in everyone's interest if you would contain your group's self-declared zones etc to a list within your own page. I've also noted recruitment posters plastered over numerous location pages; the wiki does not serve as your group's private recruitment tool and these will be removed in the future as and when I can bring myself to be arsed. This all should have been done a long time ago. --Deadtanian 15:33, 4 April 2008 (BST)
I have taken the liberty of removing some of these categories, rather randomly in Molebank, myself. They are an abuse of the wiki -- using locations categories as blatantly POV group advertising. As Karek correctly argues, the RRF basically owns Ridleybank... but they have not created a location category and spammed every single block with surreptitious RRF propaganda. The DHPD's presence and/or status in the suburb/DHMZ, and their tiff with the Dead, is all quite irrelevant to this matter. What is relevant is that the categories are POV spam. --WanYao 15:42, 4 April 2008 (BST)

[edit] Coming back

Hello everyone, I just wanted to say that I'm not innactive anymore, I'm sad to see Dunnel Hills current situation. Can I just put my name in the active list? --arwald 02:25, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

You'll be added by our IA Chief. Make sure to check by the forum. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 02:45, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
Seems that my acc on forums has been deleted, I shall create another one. Thank you sir, btw, if you happend to be walking by Coffins Drive a revive would be nice :-) --arwald 05:20, 26 February 2008 (UTC)


[edit] yall are clear

ok yall are more than welcome in santlervilel now we have killed some of the dhpd impersonaters on ur most wanted i think they may be folowing the big bash were not sure contact us if u need us on our discussion page tomernews 9

[edit] First VZW Zedapalooza Concert Tour

Hey DHPD! The VZW just wanted to extend a thank you for attending the Zedapalooza Concert Tour stop at Club Wadman! When we turned the lights on in the Club, it was the only non-ruined building in the area and it was thanks to the help of so many great DHPD members that we were able to keep the amps powered up inside and the zeds knocked down outside. And a very successful retaking of the Calvert Mall was a huge help in taking the pressure off the 'cade watchers and let us enjoy a great concert. Once again, thank you and we hope to see some DHPD members drop in at all of the Zedapalooza tour stops! (VIP Zedapalooza passes have been issued to individual DHPD members who attended the concert at Club Wadman) --Shazzelim 17:35, 20 February 2008 (UTC)


[edit] we may have problems

well we killed that pking asshole off ur warrents page a sombie sqaud guy witnessed the thing (way out of his place) he pked me and my reporter i want you to tell them were not pkers we did the whole you have a warrent speech thing

[edit] just a warning

for the next month or so we will be killing all dhpd guys that come out here there are to many fakes tell ur guys to avoid santlerville if they must come our way put dunnel hills police department(c.9) when ur out here the reason why oram walk pd went down is because of dhpd impersonaters we will let yall back in in a month shouldent be a prob to yall sence this aint really ur region were not boss or anything just trying to kill all the guys on ur most wanted tomer

[edit] Marty Banks

Hey, guys. Is this fellow one of yours? He PKed one of the leaders of the Cheap Ass Survivors earlier today. We're understandably ticked off, and want to know what's going on here. Thanks. - Subotei's Crotch 03:12, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

He is. Would you please submit a screenshot and the profile of the victim? Thanks. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 03:41, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Are you in reference to this? --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 04:26, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, umm... I'd like to apologize for that... my bad... I left a message on CPA's talk page... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:09, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
-10 points for calling us the "CPA" (CheaP Ass survivors?), but other than that, cool. I can't guarantee that HotShot's plan to avenge his death with - and I quote - a "Purple Monkey Dishwasher-powered thermonuclear fire axe" will still be carried out, but if it is, know this: it's not personal. - Subotei's Crotch 23:02, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
"*Marty Banks cringes and grinds his teeth... and shudders* [sigh] well at least he's being resourceful..." btw... that is cheap ass wiki page!! ;) --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 00:04, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
One: HotShot went and killed you. He has since apologized for this on the CAS talk page. Are we still cool? Two: You're damn right it's a cheap ass page. As a member of the Church of the Resurrection, I believe templates to be an abomination unto G-ZAZ.
Marty, sorry about the killing. I got home tonight and went straight to hunting you down, instead of checking the Wiki page. Crotch set a good example, and I will be following it in future PKing incidents. Unfortunately, Crotch tends to exaggerate about my tools, I only used pistols and shotguns tonight. --HotShotX 01:22 (EST)

[edit] The Fortess Team Dark Watch

Hello, Dedun friendly ambassador from the Fortress, a traveling pro survivor group. I also double duty as the Lt. for Team Dark watch and scanning the suburb map there is not a lot of hot spots. I have never personally been to Dunnell Hills so when my CO suggested it I said why not? I'm advance scout right now trying to figure out where to set up shop, the others are a day or two behind me, if you have any suggestions, or are interested in any coordination please contact us through our wiki at http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Fortress —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Dedun (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Continued on forum. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 21:16, 3 February 2008 (UTC)


[edit] DCC

I apologize if this isn't the way to do this, but this DCC is a menace. There was once a warrant on this scoundrel (and it was carried out a few times much to my annoyance!). It was issued back in Nov. and I was whacked a few times but then I was good for a few months and my name was removed. However, I was still getting killed. So, I have decided to make it easy and just request a permanent warrant on my head. It seems I won't be left alone (even when I am behaving) and I have poor impulse control when it comes to my beloved Surgeon General. You were my first PK (awww) and a worthy opponent! So, please... May I have my name on the wall or to have you stop killing me? --DCC 19:34, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
We'll file a warrant for your last PK, but I'm afraid that you are gonna have to really work for it if you want to make it to permanent status - if we just hand it to you, then all the others are gonna want one too. Keep that rainbow in sight and never stop believing in yourself - I know you can do it!Sanpedro 00:28, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
Yes sir! *salutes* I'll make you proud. err, wait... I'll make you dead! Yeah, that's it!--DCC 08:54, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Flak Jacket

Is Flak Jacket a member of DHPD? Either way, he killed me(with no provocation or explanation)and he needs to be dealt with. Pvt Al 19:02, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

No, he is not. A warrant has been issued for some time. You may view our warrant list here. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 02:06, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Charlie Chicken

Charlie Chicken is impersonating a DHPD officer - he has the group name in his profile, just check. And he killed me. Bastard. --Snikers 05:02, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

We are aware of the situation. We have a warrant issued. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 06:31, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
The issue was actually the impersonation; though the punishment doesn't seem to differ anyway, he was pretending to be DHPD in addition to his murderous impulses. The situation seems to have gone away anyway as he is now a member of the "Darvall Heights Police Department." --Snikers 21:09, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
Said group is merely a creation of Something Awful members. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 23:33, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] A cheerful hello from Tomer

tomer the cop here yep the guy yall banned ,betrayed,played for a fool i think yall will like the new forums i gave yall took about 3 hours to do it but it was wrth every minute i hope yall like it it actually fits the REAL description of the dhpd

Hm, well that didn't take long to revert... --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 03:58, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] UDBrain Tool

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know about a greasemonkey script my friend and I just developed. It tracks barricade status of all the buildings in Malton using a database. I'm looking for a large group to sponsor it because the way the script works is that every time a user with the script visits a building, a barricade report is submitted to the database. In order for our data to be up to date, we need a lot of users. Would you please use the script? Once the user base gets large enough, you'll enjoy the barricade status of each building appearing on the map. It should make your UD lives much easier. The script is available here. Thanks!
--Scotaro007 05:28, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Request for assistance...

...from EDU. Please visit our wiki, or our Forum[1] for details. --JokimotoM.E.R.C.Y. EDU T 04:53, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Random Revive

Dont you guys observe the No Random Revive Policy? Jay Mick Murphy randomly revived me on the street without scanning me, and I had not posted on the DEM Revive request tool. I was on my way to be revived, but still, this kind of ignorance is why we have a problem with the RRF Gore Corps (Death Cultists) in Barrville/Havercroft! People dont scan or just revive randomly and then the Gore Corps free run into our NT's and PK us! Can you please talk to him about the importance of this? What if I was a RRF Gore Corps PKer? Then the DHPD would be responsible for anyone I killed/generators/transmitters I destroyed! proof ---- Starman537 00:41, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Whoa, easy there, let me settle this thing out. Firstly, that guy is no member of the DHPD, as he isn't on our roster. Second, ain't no way we'd be operating all the way over there, what with the zed problems we've been having in our little neck of the woods. I'll make sure this information gets to the right people, and thank you for reporting this event. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 01:01, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
Hi Starman, Thanks for bringing this up. JMM is unknown to us and is operating well out of the DMZ. He has been brought to the attention of the rest of the department who will be keeping their eyes out for him. Sanpedro 04:16, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Glossary

Is there any reason for this group to have its own glossary category to be added to buildings and suburbs? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 21:44, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... I do not know. That was done way before my time. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 22:00, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Attacked At A Revive Point

Hi. I just thought I'd drop by and suggest that you tell some of your members to not attack zombies at revive points. I was standing at a plainly tagged RP when I was attacked by this guy: http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1044077

Or is the DHPD into that sort of thing?--JustinMullins 14:12, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Please forgive our recruit for such behavior. A notification against such actions has been sent. We ask you to excuse this occurrence, as it was a result of a new player who knew no better. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 17:32, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Opsec

Where it at -patients

You are not a member of the Dunell Hills Police Department. As such, I have reverted it. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 03:14, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
On that vein, what happened to this DMZ, all I see is ruin and wreckage for what must be miles of internet streets. And zombies. Loads of 'em. --Zambargh the Ravener 01:38, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
A great number of people, based on the SomethingAwful forums, have reformed The Many and started another group Project TIME, and have since been ravaging the area. They'll get bored eventually. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 03:07, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
That's your plan? Wait until they get bored? What if they decide to take over your DMZ? I don't feel safe here knowing that I am only protected when you guys feel like it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Zambargh the Ravener (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.
Why should you feel safe? You're part of the problem. Besides, we're not sitting on our laurels and munching stale donuts, drinking tepid coffee, and jabbering on about the good old days when people had decency. That's only for when there isn't work to do, and there's always work to be done. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 22:36, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] PKed Clown not taking it lying down!

I've noticed graffitti claiming the DHDP to be PKers. I thought it lame propoganda, but now have cause to think it might be true, having been killed by a Rubix41 who claims to be a membr of the DHPD. Presumably he didn't like my stage name. I didn't know that was an offense in Malton, even in these difficult times.

When I first arrived in Malton I attempted to bring some much-needed humour to this gloomy city. Some may question the point of my efforts to lift the spirits of the living-impaired, and indeed my first audience gave me a less than friendly reception, and from then on I wandered the city as a mindless fellow of the dead, until revived by a friendly stranger. My new lease of life did not last long, however, before this trigger-happy Rubix41 shot me! Repeatedly! And what makes it worse is that I didn't even get to say ONE JOKE before he killed me! Even the zombies were more civilised!

It will be a while before I can stagger to my feet but when I do I want a revival and an apology! Oh, and a booking for your next Police Ball... --Babba Rab Hab'Grahn 15:35, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... This is indeed a serious accusation. Might you give your profile and, if you have taken one, a pic of this crime, or perhaps an IWitness? Rubix41 is indeed one of our officers, and I doubt he would have killed you without just reason. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 19:23, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
I should take a moment to commend you on your complaints department who even now are relaying my dying groans (quite prolonged, I know, but that's Malton for you) from outside of the building. Oh, yes, incidentally, it's the Ruggevale Walk Police Dept in Owsleybank. I took no picture of my demise, but my profile is here. Please note I do not seek vengeance: I'll be content with just the revival and the apology. Oh, and that gig would be nice... --Babba Rab Hab'Grahn 23:38, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Most strange that one of our officers should act in such a way... Alas, what is to be done... Anyway, if it is a revive that you seek, please stop by St. Lorenzo's Church for quick and speedy service. If anything more can be done, please continue. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 01:56, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
I've passed your profile onto our revival squad who will be keeping an eye out for you at St Lo's Church. Apologies for any misunderstanding here. Sanpedro 03:39, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Hmmm, what's that? Your desk sargeant is yelling to me that it's in the next suburb north... ok, I'll start - Grrr, agh... Agh! Great. I got up and got chopped down in short order! It's a tough crowd alright. What do you have to do around here to get an encore? Anyway, I'll lurch there as soon as I can... --Babba Rab Hab'Grahn 04:39, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
I believe Rubix checked your profile and assumed you were a zed spy. Times are tough in the hills for a prosurvivor group, and we sometimes have to make quick decisions based on a risk assessment in situations where the territory is only being held precariously. Nonetheless, if you've done no wrong in the DMZ, then welcome; we ask only for your understanding in this matter. Pedro told me of your situation, and I'll be monitoring St Lo's church (come INSIDE if possible) personally over the next few days for your arrival. I would recommend that upon your entry into building which you intend to sleep inside, that you declare your friendly intentions immediately so that no overzealous survivor (DHPD or not) will panic at your moderately suspicious profile and try to cap you. Alternatively, an interior spray indicating your performance details (where, when) would be most helpful in publicity. I'm afraid that without perfect control of the suburb and its inhabitants, we will not be able to guarantee you safety in the area (most of us are dying like flies as well). However, you were right to notify us if you felt a killing by an officer, while you were in survivor form, was unjustified.--ASharpFork 08:05, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
I'd like to add, if this was due to suspicion of being a zombie spy that is not our policy, only confirmed members of zombie groups actively attacking a safe house are legitimate targets. FmrPFCBob 16:30, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] RELCAC

Our Group, RELCAC, is currently helping to rebuild West Becktown. I'm trying to make contact with the DHPD in order that we might coordinate from time to time. What would be the best way to do so? --Cvk

You are invited to register on our forum. We look forward to talking with you. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 02:14, 17 September 2007 (BST)
I've just done so. Thanks for the speedy reply! --Cvk 02:43, 17 September 2007 (BST)

[edit] Llama?

Hehehe! I think our llama ate everyone. Ezekiel UK 18:25, 4 September 2007 (BST)

No worries, I just moved everything to our new archive. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 20:01, 4 September 2007 (BST)

[edit] All Contributions Before 8/29/07

[edit] DHPD

Welcome to the Disscusion Page. Anything that does not "belong" on the radio or on the Zed Watch(tm) section of the Dunell_Hills_Police_Department can be posted here.

The Drama Llama is Watching You
The owner of this page reserves the right to delete trolling and drama at their discretion.


[edit] Recent Actions

[edit] The Caiger Mall Survivors Request Your Attention

Hello. While I am a relatively new member of Caiger, I understand that you are basically our closest allies. Is there anywhere I can talk to someone in charge without enemies being able to see? If so, you can email it to me at mvbwp@yahoo.ca Xshu 01:16, 03 August 2007


[edit] Pking Group The End

The End has your group on their page as people they've pissed off. (http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_end) We are currently dealing with them now in Mornington. They have made us, The Abandoned Warriors, Those Dudes & The Lizard Wizards their targets. Would you like to come to Mornington for a short spell and get even by running them out of town? Thanks! Here's a link to our page so you know we are legit...(http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Abandoned_Warriors) Pandoras emptiness 14:01, 17 July 2007 (BST)


[edit] Congratulations

To the DHPD for doing their part to return the zombie/survivor ratio to the 50/50 mark. Kudos. Tyler Whitney0 00:53, 21 April 2007 (BST)

We're more than happy to do our part. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 01:28, 21 April 2007 (BST)

[edit] G.I.F.D.

Si il y a un francophone dans ce groupe, qu'il me contact! (Doff chapeau, vous etes francais?) --Zyll 13:08, 23 April 2007 (BST)

Doff doesn't frequent the Wiki much but I'll pass along the word. He's a French major at the University. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 17:16, 25 April 2007 (BST)
ok, if he want to contact us, answer me on my discussion page, thanks a lot --Zyll 10:09, 20 May 2007 (BST)

[edit] well that was fun.

where did all the zombies go?----Sexualharrison MR• ה •T 20:57, 7 June 2007 (BST)

[edit] Malton Police Departments Group

Do you have a template that we can put in our 'Friends and Allies' section?

Regards--MaxFloyd 11:36, 17 June 2007 (BST)

Hmm... I don't believe so. At least, I've never seen one. I bet I could whip something up though. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 14:22, 17 June 2007 (BST)
Ah, here we are:
DHPD Ally
This user or group is an ally of the Dunell Hills Police Department.

Unless This user or group is the

Barricade Policy Enforcement Group

who would like you to belive they are DHPD allies but are, instead, just Pker Alts of The Dead who couldn't beat Malton as zombies and are now trying to do it with pkers.

{{DHPDAlly}}

Yep. --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 15:21, 17 June 2007 (BST)

[edit] New Group Moving In

Greeting friends. My name is Travis "Scythe" Wells, and I am the founder of a new group known as the Special Sanitation Unit. It has come to my attention that there is not really a group in Peddlesden Village, as the only group that appeared to be there is possibly disbanded. Me and my men are prepared to move in and take over this suburb with your approval. The only downfall is that my group is currently a bit undermanned, so I would appreciate it if DHPD could assist during the transitional phase once we arrive in a few days. It is my hope that our two groups can be close allies and assist each other in protecting survivors and the innocent. Travis "Scythe" Wells , 01:11, 6 June 2007 (BST)

New friends are always welcome. We would enjoy the addition of another group in the area since the disappearance of The Regulators. Please come to our forum so we can more easily address your needs and coordinate our efforts. FmrPFCBob 20:47, 6 June 2007 (BST)
Excellent. I have registered on these forums and will soon begin collaboration with your group. Thanks for your support thus far. Travis "Scythe" Wells11:28, 7 June 2007 (BST)

[edit] Mick Jagger

One of your members, who is not on the members list of your page killed me so in turn is now on my PKer list as well as that of other bounty hunter organizations. He has been targeted for eradication and i just wanted you guys to know this. - Firequag Quagmister 00:11, 6 May 2007 (BST)

Do you have his profile? --TSG reads Daily Ruminations - You should too! 00:18, 6 May 2007 (BST)

[edit] Fiat Lux

Illumination is the rarest of gifts. Nothing travels faster than light, nothing burns brighter…infuse a light with truth, and it will outrun, and outshine any lie you pit against it.

One year ago, a band of brave heroes brought a new kind of light to Malton. Some of you remember it, some of you have since heard, others of you were there, beside me, as we turned over the world and transform night into day. Now, I seek to do it again.

I have called you, brothers in arms, because of your rare devotion to the survivor cause. In times to come, many will hear of this event, and will claim to have kindled the light of a new age, but you will stand among the first to renew the light of Malton…the Extravaganza has come again.

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Second_Extravaganza Are you with me

[edit] PRIOR TO MARCH 2007

[edit] Is there a cop in here?

This is Tovarisch Khrushchev of the C4NT, and I'm looking to get a hold of one of your leaders. If you could send a representative to the New Malton Colossus forums(linked by the Channel 4 News Team Wiki if needed), I would very much appreciate it. Once there, have the representative send me a PM. Stay Classy! Tovarisch Khrushchev 07:42, 17 March 2007 (UTC)


[edit] Regarding Caiger

The Malton Rangers have secured an NT close to the mall. Please send Jeff Oneil to the NMC boards to discuss this with me --Dickhole Bonaparte Leader, Malton Rangers 16:18, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] The Day's Getting Closer

Things are progressing pretty much like we thought they would. Zed numbers in caiger mall are relatively low (only 100+). There are, however, many zombies in Greater Becktown and Darvall/Chudleyton who will collapse back onto the Mall if it's liberated. In any case it's time we start getting serious. So I've named Dunell Hills as the CMS' rallying point. It's close and it's the most secure location in the area. I apologize if this leads to a slight increase in pkers/zombie groups in the suburb looking to harrass us before the main event. They'll probably be sticking close to the mall in any case or risk giving it back to us. Don't worry. We'll bring donuts and cider. And wipe our feet before entering your stations. Tyler Whitney0 02:16, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Your views on GKing

I witnissed this today, while in Marven Mall in South Bylthville. (I appologize for the resized screenshot, but Photobucket doesn't accept it when I upload the bigger one.) This guy, Madlatvian, who has Dunell Hills Police Department set as his group as you can see, destroyed the generator in the mall. Now, I wonna know if he actually IS part of your organization, or is he just someone using your group name as a cover? Jenx 21:09, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Madlatvian IS NOT one of ours... he/she/it went through the joining process and then went rogue. Feel free to execute as time permits. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 21:41, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks again for the quick reply. Jenx 22:13, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] The Campaign to Retake Caiger

The DHPD was always there for Caiger Mall, even when it wasn't. Even when Caiger Mall became "Maginot Mall" the DHPD helped indirectly by keeping hundreds of zombies occupied during the sieges. So, I'm inviting any and all officers and departments who are interested to take part in the planning and execution of the CMS' retaking of the Mall. I'm working up plans now for both the attack, and what the CMS will look like once we have the mall again. Needless to say, the focus will be on organization, and special divisions designed solely to be sent wherever they're needed in Malton. Any input or assistance Malton's Finest have to offer would be greatly appreciated. Contact me on my talk page, or simply sign up for a strike group whenever you're ready. Tyler Whitney0 19:06, 12 November 2006 (UTC)


[edit] Help!

Listen, the entire area of Peddlesden is over barricade. If you can help, I'm pinned down here, most of the group has used up the IP hits already, trying to get to Peddlesden for revives, we're frankly stuck, and the number of zombies is insane. only three of our members have free running, and only one of them has been revived. I'm currently stuck in A junkyard (1,19), with no barricades and zombies within a seconds walk --Corgano 21:17, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] A message from the Predators

Hi guys, its witchblade. anyhow, we wanted to thank you for the wonderfull eats you have provided us and the horde we managed to put together to attack your Cotty police department. It was a wonderfull battle. now that we have over-ran, ransacked, and cleared any vestigaes of life from inside the PD, we are going to be moving on from your hills. It was fun, and knwo this, we didnt zerg, nor will zerg in the future. Alts used in this raid were not conenctd in toher groups to other players allied with your group, nor were preds zerging on you. We are a legit group of maybe 12 now, who herded alot of strays your way with combat revives your teams provided here and there, and it was a fun time. Thanks for making our first ever siege successfull! next time we shamble into town, we wont have a need to herd any groups as we will have grown. I cannot say where the horde shall be moving to, but i can say it was a worthy challenge. Your numbers grew steady as the zombie numbers grew, providing one hell of a long battle. though you may have moved a large number of personnel from Cotty, the facts still remain, it was taken over, and it was fun! Hope you all dont continue to be poor sports, and take a man seriosully next time he tells you he will bring 90 zombies to your doorstep. Good day, dear DHPD, twas a fun battle! ~--Witchblade 21:30, 8 November, 2006 {EST}


Actually you can post anything you want here...its your page too. Lets just keep the information sorted accordingly. Spanks!

[edit] Scarletwood Police Department Alliance

Hello I am Burning The Fire from Scarletwood Police Department and i am asking you for an alliance between Malton Police Department and Scarletwood Police Department, We see you as a valuable ally if we do ally up. Hope to hear from you soon--Burning The Fire 20:14, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

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