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Democracy of Resensitized w/ Interesting Sigs
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Abbreviation: DORIS
Group Numbers: Exclusive
Leadership: Pluto, Steve Irwin, Saddam Hussein, Charlton Heston, and Georgie Carlin
Goals: Spread the Will of the Populat
Recruitment Policy: Support DORIS' and Resensitized's goals
Contact: The Populat


The Will of the Populat

Article 1 -The Democracy Of Resensitized w/ Interesting Sigs (henceforth known as DORIS) only recognizes the existence of the Resensitized forum and its members. Any other presence will be regarded as hostile and dealt with immediately with force.

Article 2 -DORIS will fight for the populat’s rights and safety and only for the populat’s rights and safety at any cost. DORIS will never rest while an enemy to the populat remains, regardless of territory boundaries.

Article 3 - Land claimed by DORIS will be used only by DORIS and no one else. Any infringement on DORIS’ right to land will be treated as a hostile threat. The Sovereign state of DORIS will be subjected only to DORIS rule and be under the jurisdiction of no other presence. Entry into the Sovereign DORIS nation for any purpose will be treated as an act of war by the Populat.

Article 4 -The Populat of DORIS has final authority and the only authority.

Article 5 - DORIS is endowed with the right to annex any lands it sees fit for the good of the Populat.

Article 6 - To provide for the common defense and the general welfare of the sovereign state of DORIS, the Populat shall bear arms as it sees fit against their enemies.

Article 7 - DORIS shall document aliens eliminated by the Populat.

Article 8 - Those who have died in service to the Populat are honored as Martyrs.

Article 9 - The Populat recognizes Pluto as the ninth planet of our Solar System.

Article 10 - The Populat recognizes Yagoton as the rightful home of late Steve Irwin and will evict all who stay.

Article 11 - The Populat recognizes WarpedMinded as a douche bag and shall execute him accordingly.

Article 12 - The Populat recognizes Dulston as New Baghdad, the sovereign nation ruled by our King, Saddam Hussein.

Article 13 - The Populat shall honor all groups that have fallen, or that have been forced into retirement by DORIS.

Article 14 - The Populat recognizes the promotion of Global Warming in Santlerville and that all Envriomentalists are Eco-terrorists.

Article 15 - The Populat recognizes Charlton Heston as the Messiah from the NRA, and the Son of Pluto.

Article 16 - The Populat recognizes Lockettside guilty of prying the guns from Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands and will return them by force.

Article 17 - The Populat recognizes George Carlin as the first Saint of the Sons of Pluto.

Article 18 - The Populat recognizes Team Zombie Hardcore of North and South Blythville responsible for silencing Saint George Carlin and his filthy mouth and will respond with violence.

Ultimatum for the Independent DORIS state of Grigg Heights

August 13, 2006

Article of the First Grigg Heights is the Sovereign territory of DORIS, and of no other party.

Article of the Second DORIS will have the final and only word on all Grigg Heights affairs and events.

Article of the Third Grigg Heights belongs only to DORIS, and any other group or individual in the suburb will be terminated.

Article of the Fourth Any incursion into Grigg Heights for any purpose by a non-DORIS force will be considered a hostile act.

Article of the Fifth Anyone not from DORIS in Grigg Heights must be a Son of Pluto or a Pluto Cultist. Entry while not one of the two will be considered an act of invasion.

Ultimatum for the Steve Irwin Statue of Yagoton

September 9, 2006

Article of the First Yagoton shall be bulldozed and rebuilt as a giant Statue of Steve Irwin.

Article of the Second DORIS and carefully selected construction workers shall be the only ones allowed in the contruction zone.

Article of the Third Hostile acts upon construction workers and DORIS soldiers will be considered an act of war.

Article of the Fourth Under no circumstances may a DORIS member be reported for murder while constructing the Steve Irwin Statue.

Ultimatum for the WMD Inspectors in Dulston

November 6, 2006

Article of the First Dulston shall evacuate all weapons inspectors and infidel soldiers. Only DORIS soldiers are allowed.

Article of the Second Dulston shall now be known as New Baghdad.

Article of the Third Until Saddam is released from jail DORIS members will execute weapons inspectors and infidel soldiers.

Article of the Fourth If Saddam, our King of New Baghdad, is killed then war shall be declared

Ultimatum for the Global Warming of Santlerville

August 30th, 2007

Article of the First Santlerville shall turn over the Beavers and their Stingray allies.

Article of the Second All green house gases shall be pumped into the atmosphere.

Article of the Third From this moment on all forms of Ozone is illegal.

Article of the Fourth Global Warming shall be promoted in the suburb until the land is on fire.

Ultimatum for the Gun Control Activists of Lockettside

April 6th, 2008

Article of the First Lockettside shall return all guns that they pried from Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands.

Article of the Second All assault weapons shall be legalized in the suburb of Lockettside.

Article of the Third All stores except the Gun Store in Tompson Mall shall be closed down.

Article of the Fourth The National Rifle Association will take over as the suburb's council.

List Of People Killed In Accordance With Article Seven of the Will of the Populat

The following people have been slain at least once in human form and shall be listed under the law of Article Seven. It will be continuously updated when others are executed for their crimes.

List of People Killed in Accordance With Article Ten of the Will of the Populat

The following people have been slain at least once in human form and shall be listed under the law of Article Ten. It will be continuously updated when others are executed for their crimes.

List of People Killed in Accordance With Article Twelve of the Will of the Populat

The following people have been slain at least once in human form and shall be listed under the law of Article Twelve. It will be continuously updated when others are executed for their crimes.

List of People Killed in Accordance With Article Fourteen of the Will of the Populat

The following people have been slain at least once in human form and shall be listed under the law of Article Fourteen. It will be continuously updated when others are executed for their crimes.

List of People Killed in Accordance With Article Sixteen of the Will of the Populat

The following people have been slain at least once in human form and shall be listed under the law of Article Sixteen. It will be continuously updated when others are executed for their crimes.

List of People Killed in Accordance With Article Eighteen of the Will of the Populat

The following people have been slain at least once in human form and shall be listed under the law of Article Eighteen. It will be continuously updated when others are executed for their crimes.

List of Martyrs In Accordance With Article Eight

  • Smoked, mobbed by Bagman, rickgrimey, and ickle while on patrol.
  • Clobber Girl, executed in her sleep before she could even do battle.
  • Xoid, kidnapped and murdered by Half and Half.
  • Spad, shot to death while trying to stop an evil plot to blow up the world.
  • Pluto, removed from the list of planets by the International Astronomical Union.
  • Technerd, Murdered while gathering first aid kits... by the pervert named WarpedMinded.
  • Tanenbaum, killed in an incident of friendly fire.
  • Anime Sucks, crucified for worshiping Pluto while carrying out virginity inspection in His name.
  • Steve Irwin, died of a broken heart when long time ally, The Stingray, turned on him. Steve ascended to sit at the right hand of our beloved Leader.
  • Canderous Ordo, fell to the hands of the Sith Order66.
  • Saddam Hussein, hung when confused with Amazing. We tried to warn him about the dangers of turning into a beard'o.
  • Global Warming, prevented by Al Gore right when burning fossil fuels was at its high.
  • Charlton Heston, guns pried from his cold dead hands.
  • George Carlin, silenced to death for his filthy language.
  • Michael Jackson, framed for child molestation.
  • Billy Mays, murdered for spreading the word of Pluto.
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