De-vivification Experts of Malton/Report Archive

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This is where you can find out all about our previous devivifications throughout Malton. --ZuluDeacon 00:39, 20 October 2006 (BST)

April 2006

April 20th, 2006: Last night, the Experts walked into the Younghusband Arms in West Grayside to have a pint of beeraaaainz. Catching football-fever, the horde then went up to Clapton Stadium to let out some inner-hooligan steam.

April 21st, 2006: Eager to do some spring shopping, the Experts cracked open the door to Pole Mall last night, enjoying the clearance sales and the food court. After eating their fill, the horde was rudely asked to leave by mall security for loitering.

April 22nd, 2006: The horde was especially aggressive last night, cracking open five buildings within a few minutes of each other. The buildings that were hit include St Timothy's Church, Piran General Hospital, Councell Lane Fire Station, Merryweather Way Fire Station, and Gleeson Square Fire Station. Very few if any survivors made it through last night's pantry raid.

April 23rd, 2006: Another successful night for the horde. This time, the Experts went back for a grudge match at Clapton Stadium, breaking in through its puny defenses and swallowing its inhabitants like peanuts and cracker jacks.

April 26th, 2006: Last night ended the three-day-long clean-up of Pole Mall for the Experts after scores of devivifications. In celebration of the end of the mission, several devivification experts had a groaning contest with the winner yet to be determined. The Experts would like to express their apologies to any humans who did not receive a devivification. Please bare with us; the queue was quite long.

April 29th, 2006: Zombie Mr T pities all the fools in the suburb of Kempsterbank! The past few days have been full of human munching, barracade smashing, and overall zombie mayham! Kempsterbank is in shambles and the DvEM rejoices at your pity attempts to stand up to us. A word to the wise in and around Kempsterbank, save us and yourselves the time and come stand in the middle of our horde. It really is easier that way.

May 2006

May 1st, 2006: Scattered around West Grayside and Kempsterbank, the Experts instinctively regrouped at the Topleaf building in central West Grayside, enjoying a small reunion party at the employee lounge. Unforunetly, a bizarre oversight caused the catering people to get the wrong address, creating a lack of brainz to devour. Thankfully, the horde caught the wiff of a nearby party at the Bellamy building and decided to crash it, enjoying the fine hors'douvres and pâté de substance grise.

May 5th, 2006: A great day of celebration for the horde! Last night, along with some 100 other zombies, the De-Vivification Experts of Malton raided and succesfully devivificated every survivor in Pole Mall. Thanks to all the ferals who participated; we couldn't have done it without you!

May 10th, 2006: The De-vivification Experts of Malton have been hitting the road lately. We've found a shortage of de-vivificatable targets in the devastated suburbs of West Graaaghside and Kempsterbaaaghnk. The horde is now on the prowl for new de-vive points, and have already made their presence known in East Grayside. Cross your fingers, brainbags; we may come to a suburb near you!

May 17th, 2006: The Experts have tapped into their wandering spirit and have once again spread their taint to a new suburb: Scarletwood. Please queue up in an orderly fasion to receive your de-vivification.

May 23rd, 2006: A rolling stone gathers no moss, but a horde on the go eats more brains. The newest target in the Expert's long march is Pennville, with its overcrowded hospitals and police stations. Recent reports state that sleeping in resource buildings help zombies get through devivification queues much faster!

June 2006

June 11, 2006: The Experts ask for forgiveness for the lack of updates to our Morning-After reports; believe us, this is by no means caused by a lack of activity! Daily raids continue and the ample supply of human flesh simply tires out a horde of even our strength. Never fear, citizens of Pennville, the Experts will not cease to perform their noble duty of de-vivificating the masses, so long as you continue to pile your fleshy bodies into our many de-vive points.

June 18, 2006: Deciding that guns are, indeed, bad for society, the DvEM took it upon themselves to beautify the area of northwest Scarletwood by cleansing Gerard Crescent Police Department of men and weaponry. Despite facing resistance by survivor terrorists, the DvEM work long into the night deviving and reforming the rebels, opting to perform makeshift surgery with claws and teeth. Fear not, brave citizens of Malton, for we emerge victorious and well-fed. Any devival request at our current location should be made quickly before the horde moves on. Graagh.

June 20th, 2006: Deciding that the DvEM Amnesty was not yet over, the gang hit Witchell Street Police Dept, and emptied out the building in the name of Devival. Many of the hoard managed to soak up an impressive 3 clips of pistol rounds, and gave this statement: "HARMANZZZ, RNNNG RNNNG RNNG BANANAGRAM!!!" However, no one has yet deciphered what this means. Peace out, Zethren.

June 21st, 2006: Continuing on with the Amnesty, the gang hit Binning Way Police Dept and achieved complete Devival. Still fairly active, they then moved west to the Wensledale building and devived there as well. The fact that Wensledale was the S.T.A.R.S HQ made the victory somewhat sweeter. At the time of writing DvEM members are expending the last of their energies cracking the surrounding buildings and dragging the survivors screaming into the streets.

June 28th, 2006: We apologize for the lapse in our reports - we understand how important these are in order for you to find our current devival points. However, the experts have found a severe shortage of brainz as they shambled southwest, and the horde has needed to work overtime in order to achieve the same levels of devival. However, yesterday the Experts managed to devive an impresssive six targets: Northrup Ave Railway Station, the Curtice Arms, the Ensor Motel, McNally Crescent School, the Eden Museum, and Wadman Place School, in that order. Remember, we're working hard to make devival as quick and efficient as possible!

July 2006

July 3rd, 2006: Happy Birthday, Malton! Like the dutiful children of the undying city, the Experts were hard at work today, even on the first year anniversary of the outbreak in Malton. De-vivification points in Brooksville remained open all through the night and we are proud to announce total de-vivification in our target centers! At this time we would like to remind the citizens of Malton that the De-vivification Experts of Malton is a non-profit organization and that each member willingly volunteers his or her time in order to help you claw off the mortal coil. As you celebrate one year of meaningless survival, please don't forget to hug a zombie and let them truly feel how glad you are that they're here.

July 7th, 2006: Quickly shambling through the brainz-free suburb of Brooksville, we have somehow run into the Big Bash in South Blythville. For the past two days, there have been plenty of brainz; it culminated with the fall of Marven Mall, with over 200 harmanz dead. Many buildings nearby have been completely de-vivified with the assistance of the Big Bash. We give a loud GRAAAGGGH for their help!

July 28, 2006: We do apologize for the extended delay between reports, but we are regrouping ourselves after breaking into Caiger Mall. We do appreciate all the help received from other hordes; you know who you are. Most recently, the Nurcombe Building and St. Eutychian's Hospital in Darvall Heights were quickly opened and devivified, much to the delight of the ferals in the area. We aim to continue carrying out efficient devivals elsewhere. GRAAGH! --ZuluDeacon 16:40, 28 July 2006 (BST)

July 30th, 2006: A quick and efficient devival was acheved at the Frappel NT Building in Shuttlebank. We do appreciate the invaluable assistance of ferals in the area for making the barricade shell that much easier to crack. GRAAAGH to you all! --ZuluDeacon 14:05, 30 July 2006 (BST)

July 31th, 2006: To celebrate the end of the month, the Goodson Motel in Darvall Heights was cracked open for all zombahz to use the facilities within. A group of harmans inside were quickly devified. After a raucous party, the place was ransacked. GRRAAAGGGHHH! --ZuluDeacon 21:05, 31 July 2006 (BST)

August 2006

August 5th, 2006: With the invaluable assistance of several active ferals, several DvEM broke into NE Calvert Mall in Quarlesbank, and began dragging mall rat harmanz one by one, kicking and screaming into the hands of the undead waiting outside. After clearing and ransacking the corner early this afternoon, a spirited battle occurred between the small DvEM force holding the corner and several cowardly harmanz who ran back and forth from the other three mall corners. As of right now, the NE corner remains open and ransacked. We invite all ferals and other hordes in the area to come to Calvert! This mall shall fall... GRAAAAGGGHHH! -ZuluDeacon 03:29, 6 August 2006 (BST)

August 9th, 2006: With Calvert Mall completely de-vivified early yesterday, the Experts turned their attention to the buildings nearby the mall. However, as of this time, no additional targets have been completely de-vified. However, several target buildings have been identified for future de-vivifications. It is expected that the survivors of Calvert have moved into these identified targets, and we fully expect active feral participation (for what zombah doesn't want fresh bra!nz?). With that said, the Experts extend a loud GRRAAAAGGGH of thanks to the ferals who followed the groans and took down Calvert. --ZuluDeacon 00:36, 10 August 2006 (BST)

October 2006

October 17th, 2006 Buuurrrrrppppppp... Pardon me. Now that the Experts have finished our little tour of the Malton City Zoo, we'd like to send out a big "Thank you," to the game keepers there. The animals have escaped but the people who were living in the enclosures were simply delicious. It's always good, tasty fun to get a tender, juicy survivor and drag them into the street after having been biting and clawing them for a while. Ah, the lovely screams of torment are music to this well-fed shambler's ears. And did you guys see the way the lion enclosure fell apart when we leaned on the fence together? It was beautiful, I tell you. I wonder where we'll shamble off to next... --Ashnak da Goff 21:48, 17 October, 2006 (BST)

October 22nd, 2006 After a quick shamble and devivification through northern Richmond Hills, the horde is now turning their sights on East Becktown. As of this time, both James General Hospital and Mitchell Drive Fire Station have already been devived by us and the local ferals, who we give a friendly GRAAGH for their swift response. We aim to continue the efficient devivals as we move through this suburb. --ZuluDeacon 20:19, 22 October 2006 (BST)

November 2006

November 09, 2006 - After a quick and tasty romp through the suburbs of Molebank and a little bit of Owsleybank, the Experts have found a temporary home in the suburb of Grigg Heights. We commend the MFD and the US Army Infantry for letting us eat some very tasty bra!nz... we plan on staying here a while longer... so please debarricade and leave the doors wide open for rapid devival! --ZuluDeacon 14:57, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

November 15, 2006 - After the major disappointment that was Crooketon, the Experts quickly shambled through in hopes of better feeding grounds in Nixbank. We shall employ our new strategy of targeted devival and fast shambling to achieve optimal devival rates. We do hope the harmanz of Nixbank will be cooperative by following the Uniform Barricading Policy. --ZuluDeacon 18:12, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

November 18, 2006 - After a spirited run of eating bra!nz and dragging nearly-dead harmanz outside at Deakin Alley Police Department, the building was successfully devivified by the Experts early yesterday morning. We hope the other residents of Nixbank can follow this good example by those at the PD by keeping the barricades down and the doors wide open. GRAAGH! --ZuluDeacon 18:29, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

November 25, 2006 - With a quick shamble southeast, the Experts devived the Penning NT, and then the Delay NT. Shortly after that, the Experts crossed the border and devived Vincent Square Police Department, Lavington Crescent Police Department, and Chilcott Auto Repair, with the Auto Repair otherwise known as the Wykewood McZed's. With this promising beginning in Wykewood, we expect more bra!nz as we continue east. --ZuluDeacon 23:47, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

November 27, 2006 - The harmanz made the bold claim that Samborne Walk Police Department was the safest spot in Wykewood. The Experts held a meeting inside the PD, and came to the conclusion that the harman statement was clearly unfounded. Many bra!nz later, the Experts concluded the meeting by trashing the PD. The Experts encourage other harmanz to spraypaint similar statements inside their buildings, so we can hold future meetings inside those buildings as well. --ZuluDeacon 18:32, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

December 2006

December 7, 2006 - After several days of light raiding on Tompson Mall, the Experts have turned their attention towards St. Alexander's Hospital. With the building receiving new harmanz from the mall, we intend to fully devive the building before we redouble our efforts on the mall itself. The Experts were also very surprised by the number of harmanz resting outside of buildings; we do hope other harmanz follow them- it will certainly make devivals that much speedier. --ZuluDeacon 14:58, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

December 19, 2006 - Giddings Mall was delicious. Buuurrrrrppppppp...! There were so many different flavors of brains inside, it was like a box of chocolates where each one has a different filling but they're all tasty. I can't believe I ate that much. And then today I found another place with a tasty little morsel hiding inside. I nibbled upon him for a bit and then dragged him outside to share with my friends. --Ashnak da goff 14:12, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

December 31, 2006 - The Experts decided to close the year off with another ransacking of Giddings Mall. After calling in feral support with Feeding Groans, the mall fell again with many devivals. The Experts would like to express their hope for the resurgence of BARHAH in the upcoming new year! --ZuluDeacon 00:48, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

January 2007

January 9, 2007 - In keeping with Experts policy regarding assisting the living in giving up that bad habit, we've gone after the supporting infrastructure of Malton, eating police and fire department personnel. Not only are they tasty but they scream when we bite them and they have all of this crunchy stuff on the outside that gives them that extra zing! They're all so courteous, too. Why, just today I walked into a police station where they had been so kind as to leave the front doors propped wide open for me. I wasn't feeling as hungry as usual so I just nibbled a bit on everybody inside. Just a sample, really. --Ashnak da goff 19:11, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

January 23, 2007 - Apologies for not reporting for a very long time, but we are currently on the move! Yes, that's right. The horde is currently en route to Pennville, deviving as many buildings as we can. Beginning in the Mitchem Mall area, the Experts are currently approaching the Pennville suburb limits. To all harmanz in the suburb of Pennville, beware: the Experts are coming! --ZuluDeacon 18:39, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Februrary 2007

February 2, 2007 - After causing much-needed mayhem and a slew of devivals in Pennville (including four of the six PDs in the suburb), the Experts are in the process of deviving St Seraphim's Hospital in Fryerbank, before returning to Pennville to finish off the rest of the suburb. GRAAGH! --ZuluDeacon 13:46, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

February 8, 2007 - After the devival of Empson Grove PD in the southeastern part of Pennville, the Experts took their hot debarricading claws and swept across the southern part of the suburb, and reveled in the sights of a zambah-held Fort Perryn. Shortly thereafter, the Experts decided that they wanted to devive the last harman PD in the suburb, Voizey Drive PD. The Experts are currently holding a open doors meeting for improved harman-zambah relations. All ferals are strongly encouraged to attend! --ZuluDeacon 00:53, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

February 12, 2007 - After clearing out the Prosser Arms in the extreme southwest corner of Pennville, the Experts bid farewell to the plentiful hunting grounds that was Pennville. After having a extended meal at the Somerside Drive Police Dept in Whittenside, the Experts are beginning anew in Danversbank. The harmanz of Pennville were first; now it's your turn, Danversbank! --ZuluDeacon 16:03, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

February 23, 2007 - The devival in Danversbank continues, with the ransacking of both PDs (although the harmanz did put up a effort to hold Voss Lane PD, two of the three hospitals, and the NT over the past week or so. The Experts are confident that the devivals will continue at its present rate. We would like to extend a hearty GRAAGH of thanks to those Feral Undead, RRF, and feral zambahz that have joined us here! --ZuluDeacon 01:25, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

February 28, 2007 - To end the harman month of February, the Experts are applying the finishing devivals on the suburb. We thank the harmanz of Danversbank for being such willing (and tasty) hosts, and we look forward to revisiting the suburb in the near future. Our GRAAGH of thanks goes to the Feral Undead, RRF, and ferals that joined in the devivals over the course of the Experts' stay here. Alas, now is time for us Experts to seek new grounds to devivify! But don't worry harmanz of Danversbank, we shall return! --ZuluDeacon 01:04, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

March 2007

March 15, 2007: We are currently in the middle of our devival tour through the suburb of Scarletwood. We have been pleasantly surprised by the number of harmanz hiding behind their mountains of barricades. So far, the devivals include two hospitals, one PD, and several others. We aim to continue the devivals. On that note, we would like to express out thanks to the Feral Undead, ferals, and several horde "stalkers" (you know who you are) who are making the devivals a success! GRAAAGH to you all! --ZuluDeacon 19:08, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

March 29, 2007: After hanging around SW Scarletwood for a few last devivals of one of the hospitals, Sealy NT, and the Garniss Building, the horde is moving west into East Grayside for new buildings to devive. Seeing the same buildings trashed again just doesn't have that fresh ransacking feeling we had the first time around. We again thank the ferals and numerous others who have made our devivals a success! GRAAGH! --ZuluDeacon 14:13, 29 March 2007 (BST)

April 2007

April 4, 2007: After walking through the relatively harman-free suburb of East Grayside, the Experts hoped that a quick move into Hollomstown would yield more devival candidates. Unfortunately, that was not the case, as Hollomstown is about as empty as East Grayside. The Experts are currently making their way back east, towards the reliable buffet known as Danversbank. --ZuluDeacon 14:02, 4 April 2007 (BST)

April 13, 2007: The deviving is in full swing as the Experts swiftly struck the heart of Danversbank, deviving Voss Lane PD, Teresa General Hospital, Martha General Hospital, and a slew of other non-descript buildings. However, the Experts were puzzled to note the presence of two harman phone masts, with the known one at the Barrow Building, and the relatively new one at the Poulet Museum. This oddity has been communicated to the harmanz for further investigation. --ZuluDeacon 14:24, 13 April 2007 (BST)

April 17, 2007: After making a speedy swing through southern and eastern Danversbank, the Experts are once again moving onto new grounds, such as Whittenside. We do appreciate the number of harmanz that were willing to listen to our many keynote Devivalist speakers... especially in the center of the suburb. Also, special thanks to the DRRP for being gracious repeat hosts to the Experts. GRAAGH! --ZuluDeacon 21:05, 17 April 2007 (BST)

May 2007

May 2, 2007: The arrival of a new month means one thing for the Experts: FIELD TRIP! Yes, we are on the move again. After a brief romp through the southeastern corner of Malton, the Experts are beginning their trek north to the harman green zone (aka. Dulston, Dull-ston, you get the picture). The Experts plan to hold many meetings along the way, so harmanz, don't hesitate to take down those barricades and open up the doors! --ZuluDeacon 16:55, 2 May 2007 (BST)

May 14, 2007: After several weeks of laying seige to Lumber Mall, the Experts are declaring a zambah victory. The southern half of the mall in now ransacked, and what harmanz are left in the northern half will quickly be eaten by ourselves and the many ferals that have joined us. VICTORY IS OURS! GRAAAGH! --ZuluDeacon 14:31, 14 May 2007 (BST)

UPDATE: The mall is now in zambah hands... GRAAGH!
The Experts would like to thank all the ferals and our horde "stalker". Without your support, this devival would not be possible. GRAAGH to you all! --ZuluDeacon 21:14, 14 May 2007 (BST)

June 2007

June 8, 2007: I do apologize for the lack of updates, but the Experts have been busy engaging in a string of devivals after the fall of Lumber Mall. After a spirited attempt by the harmanz to hold Solomon Lane PD, the Experts (with heavy feral assistance), finally devived said PD and most of the nearby area. We are currently at the Hosken NT, engaging a very strong survivor defense base. We call on those ferals who joined us at Solomon PD to either stay there and keep it in zambah hands, or join us at the NT. --ZuluDeacon 15:38, 8 June 2007 (BST)

June 9, 2007: The Hosken NT fell sometime last night; the Experts wish to thank all the ferals for their invaluable assistance in spreading the word about devivification! --ZuluDeacon 15:18, 9 June 2007 (BST)

June 28, 2007: After cutting a swath through the suburbs of Starlingtown and Dentonside, the Experts are methodically spreading the message of de-vivification through the suburb of Paynerton. Notable buildings that have already converted to de-vivfication include the suburb's only PD, three of the five NTs (should be all five within a week) and two of the three hospitals. The Experts believe the message of de-vivification should be suburb wide within seven to ten days. The Experts would also like to mention the fine work still being done in Houldenbank, which remains a zambah controlled suburb. GRAAGH! --ZuluDeacon 17:19, 28 June 2007 (BST)

July 2007

July 1, 2007: Graagh to you all this morning! The Experts finished off the last few buildings in northern Paynerton, and quickly began devivals across the border into Dunningwood. We do appreciate all the bra!nz that have been submitted by the harmanz of Paynerton for our Experts to study! --ZuluDeacon 14:29, 1 July 2007 (BST)

July 14, 2007: After several days of assaulting both hospitals that are part of the St. Aidan Complex, the Experts have turned their attention to Skarin Row PD. As of this report, the PD seems to be on its last legs. After a brief meeting, the Experts have concluded that the PD will fall within the next 24 hours. On a side note, the Experts are pleasantly surprised by the swift response by the local ferals; and for that, the Experts give them all a GRAAAGH of thanks! --ZuluDeacon 23:43, 14 July 2007 (BST)

July 17, 2007: With the devival of Hellear Boulevard Railway Station last night, the Experts can officially declare that the St. Aidan Complex has been completely devived. Of course, the harmanz tried to mount a feeble counterattack by attempting to hold Skarin Row PD and Morely Walk PD; they even had the tenacity to light up one of these said buildings! With the tremendous assistance provided by the ferals, the situation was quickly rectified, especially by the patented "Drag and Drop™" us Experts now regularly employ. --ZuluDeacon 01:18, 18 July 2007 (BST)

July 25, 2007: After encountering some minor resistance at Groser Crescent PD, the Experts are finally making their way into the heart of Pescodside. --ZuluDeacon 17:27, 25 July 2007 (BST)

July 27, 2007: The Expert's campaign in Pescodside continues as we turn our attention to one of the three NTs in the suburb. Of course, I won't tell you which one. --ZuluDeacon 14:33, 27 July 2007 (BST)

August 2007

August 17th, 2007: The Experts are currently taking in the sights in Dulston. We're planning to hold a meeting in Treweeke Mall, but those damn harmanz are not being cooperative. --ZuluDeacon 00:02, 18 August 2007 (BST)

August 21st, 2007: After repeated attempts to hold a Experts meeting at Treweeke Mall, the Experts have joined the fun in north-central Dulston, and experimenting with the relatively new ransacking techniques that can ruin harman buildings. --ZuluDeacon 01:24, 22 August 2007 (BST)

August 26, 2007: We're gonna hold that meeting after all in Treweeke Mall. With the SW corner ruined, we hope to bring expedited devivals to those harmanz who still remain within the mall. To all zambahz in Dulston, bon appetit! --ZuluDeacon 21:35, 26 August 2007 (BST)

August 27, 2007: After the breach & ruining of the SW corner of Treweeke Mall, the Experts were able to hold a mass devival meeting overnight in the other three corners. As of late this morning, the entire mall is ruined:


Big thanks to LUE & Infected Swarm for giving us the entrance we needed by ruining the corner, and props to all other zambahz involved. We're now planning another mass devival meeting at the Whitlock Building just northwest of the mall, and all zambahz are invited to join! --ZuluDeacon 19:14, 27 August 2007 (BST)

September 2007

September 1, 2007: With the recent ruining of the Carlyle NT in Rhodenbank, the Experts have fixed their attention to the adjacent Wallbutton NT. As of this post, it is rapidly approaching devival. --ZuluDeacon 20:33, 1 September 2007 (BST)

September 2, 2007: Wallbutton NT, Starr NT, and a random Fire Station has been cleared for zombah meeting use. The Experts are pleased that the harmanz here seem willing to listening to our requests for expedited revival. --ZuluDeacon 20:48, 2 September 2007 (BST)

September 10, 2007: After paying homage to the Shacknews horde at the Brain Museum, the Experts are debating as to which building they will target next. --ZuluDeacon 19:04, 10 September 2007 (BST)

September 13, 2007: Due to a unusually high turnout to our zambah unity meeting at Billinghurst PD, the Experts were more than delighted to open up several other nearby buildings as additional meeting rooms. Special thanks goes to the Undeadites for keeping Devonshire NT in ruins. --ZuluDeacon 15:53, 13 September 2007 (BST)

October 2007

October 1, 2007: A new month brings a new event for the Experts to attend; we have officially signed on with the The Second Big Bash. --ZuluDeacon 01:36, 2 October 2007 (BST)

October 11, 2007: The Experts cordially invite all zambahz for a convention on "101 Ways to Devive Harmanz"; a special live demonstration is currently ongoing inside Nichols Mall in Stanbury Village. The quantities of bra!nz are limited, so shamble now before they're all gone! --ZuluDeacon 17:28, 11 October 2007 (BST)

UPDATE: And down goes Nichols... BARHAH!
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October 13, 2007: With the Big Bash in full swing through central Malton, several Experts were able to breach Woodroffe Mall via the SE corner. A couple hours later, the mall was fully devived.


November 2007

November 12, 2007: I do apologize for the lack of reports recently, but we're currently rolling with the Second Big Bash. All ferals and other zombah hordes that haven't joined up yet should consider doing so. Lots of bra!nz to be had! --ZuluDeacon 18:41, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

November 27, 2007: With another month nearing it's end, the Second Big Bash continues it's rampage through the southern part of the city, and the Experts are having a great time! GRAAGH! --ZuluDeacon 17:57, 27 November 2007 (UTC) --ZuluDeacon 19:32, 13 October 2007 (BST)

December 2007

December 24, 2007: With another year approaching its end and another Barhahmas in just a few hours, the Experts continue their rampage alongside the Second Big Bash. With the devivals of Fort Perryn, Joachim Mall, and Lumber Mall, the devivificatons have been progressing at a efficient rate. The Experts wish all zambahz a happy Barhahmas! --ZuluDeacon 03:02, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

January 2008

January 14, 2008: A new year brings continued deviving for the Experts. We are still with the Bash in the Giddings Mall area, although we have had limited success in breaching the nearby buildings. We do intend to get the barricades down and keep them down, but it's gonna be a long fight. --ZuluDeacon 19:16, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

UPDATE: Several Experts are taking a little venture in Dunningwood to assist some fellow zambahz. They were overheard saying something about crocodile bra!nz... --ZuluDeacon 21:00, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

January 18, 2008: The Experts in Dunningwood report that crocodile bra!nz are pretty tasty... they anticipate harman attempts to retake the source of said bra!nz, but expect to hold as local zambah assistance continues to grow. --ZuluDeacon 04:10, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

February 2008

February 19, 2008: The Experts continue the mass devival on a grand scale as part of the Second Big Bash. With bra!nz aplenty and malls (and suburbs) being ruined left and right, we're liking it! Here's a snapshot from the latest devival, Dowdney Mall. GRAAAGGGHH!

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--ZuluDeacon 14:08, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

February 28, 2008: With the Bash swinging back into Santlerville, the Experts have returned to Dowdney Mall once again, after a nice excursion through Brooke Hills and Yagoton. In fact, the devivals have been so efficient, Dowdney is about to be ruined once again. GRAAAGGGHHH! --ZuluDeacon 15:43, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

March 2008

March 21, 2008: The bra!nz are still flowing as we are still tagging along with the Second Big Bash. --ZuluDeacon 16:32, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

April 2008

April 14, 2008: With the official disbanding of the Second Big Bash, the Experts have begun to gather once again as a horde. After a quick ruining of Fort Creedy and Pitneybank, the Experts then moved on to Mitchem Mall, which was ruined sometime late last night/early this morning. The Experts give our GRAAGH of approval for efficient devival! --ZuluDeacon 13:53, 14 April 2008 (BST)

April 19, 2008: The Experts are spread out into SE Malton; where are we going to gather next? That's for you harmanz to figure out! --ZuluDeacon 02:10, 20 April 2008 (BST)

April 30, 2008: The Experts are back in Danversbank, spreading the word of Devival with a lot of help from a group of feral zambahz that seemed to come out of nowhere. --ZuluDeacon 15:56, 30 April 2008 (BST)

May 2008

May 4, 2008: The Experts are currently holding a devival information session inside Voss Lane Police Department, and we are pleased to see such a large turnout by the harmanz. --ZuluDeacon 19:50, 4 May 2008 (BST)

June 2008

June 30, 2008: The Experts are currently reorganizing and testing new devival techniques as another month passes in Malton. --ZuluDeacon 17:57, 30 June 2008 (BST)

September 2008

September 3, 2008: The Experts have gathered near one of the harman NT strongholds in the south. Good luck finding us! GRAAGH! --ZuluDeacon 05:46, 4 September 2008 (BST)

September 26, 2008: The Experts are currently testing new devival techniques in the suburb of Pennville. --ZuluDeacon 20:50, 26 September 2008 (BST)

October 2008

October 1, 2008: The Experts are kicking off another new month with devivals & interior undecorating in Pennville. --ZuluDeacon 15:39, 1 October 2008 (BST)

October 28, 2008: We are still shambling about SE Malton, spreading the glory of devival to the harmanz we come across. Our latest meeting at the Angerstein NT Building was a smashing success! --ZuluDeacon 02:30, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

November 2008

November 4, 2008: The Experts are currently holding a party at the Younghusband Arms in West Grayside. The Experts are hoping to have Pole Mall open and ruined for Black Friday bargain and bra!n hunters. --ZuluDeacon 20:49, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

November 13, 2008: As promised, Pole Mall has been cracked open by the Experts and a good number of ferals, just in time for the early holiday shoppers. Credit to the ruining of the NW corner goes to our very own Worder, who dragged the last harman out for fresh air before sacking the corner. Worder was also kind enough to provide a snapshot of the ruining. --ZuluDeacon 15:37, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

November 14, 2008: Apparently the undead like their entertainment too: after a riotous shopping spree in the ruins of Pole Mall, the pandemonium spread to Clapton Stadium, where a small number of harmanz were spotted and devived in a mass game of Harman Hunt. As of this time, both the stadium & the mall are ruined, as seen below: Devival Baby!.png

--ZuluDeacon 19:54, 14 November 2008 (UTC)

November 26, 2008: Just under 48 hours from Black Friday, the DvEM and a significant number of ferals ruined the NW corner of Buckley Mall, preparing it for smashing bargains. While the deviving is going on, the Experts are looking for a early start on their holiday shopping. --ZuluDeacon 00:11, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

December 2008

December 26, 2008: The Experts are taking a short break while the calling of the world outside of Malton requires our more immediate attention. The frenzied deviving will begin anew in '09! --ZuluDeacon 02:56, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

January 2009

January 28: The Experts are currently touring Malton as part of Mall Tour '09. For you feral zombahz, come join the fun! --ZuluDeacon 15:07, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

February 2009

February 27: As the Experts fan out from another successful mall devival (most recently Marven Mall), they are eagerly anticipating which Mall will be targeted next by Mall Tour '09. --ZuluDeacon 18:15, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

March 2009

March 17 Apparently one of our Experts got hitched (see image below) during our latest mass devival alongside Mall Tour '09. Congrats to Ellen! Ellenmarried.jpg

April 2009

April 20 The Experts are currently trying to regroup somewhere in eastern Malton, awaiting the arrival of the main group of Mall Tour '09. --ZuluDeacon 19:51, 20 April 2009 (BST)

June 2009

June 20 We're currently regrouping somewhere, planning our next move. --ZuluDeacon 18:20, 20 June 2009 (BST)

--ZuluDeacon 14:03, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

July 2009

July 16 We're currently raising hell in Kempsterbank, and the bra!nz have been flowing steadily. The hunt continues! --ZuluDeacon 03:45, 17 July 2009 (BST)

August 2009

August 25 With the nearing end of summer, the Experts are experimenting with a new devivial tracking technique. So far, it's a little hit and miss. --ZuluDeacon 03:03, 26 August 2009 (BST)

September 2009

September 3: The Experts are currently handing around the Pole Mall area, taking a breather (hehe) and generally improving devivial conditions. We intend to stick around at least for the near future. --ZuluDeacon 16:25, 3 September 2009 (BST)

September 11: The Experts have decided to utilize Pole Mall and the adjacent Clapton Stadium as our new Devival Lab, where we will promote and encourage the development of feral and horde zambahz alike to partake in the deviving experience. Volunteer harmanz welcomed...we love a challenge! --ZuluDeacon 02:18, 12 September 2009 (BST)

October & November 2009

November 17: The past few weeks have been interesting, with control of our Devivification Lab being contested by pesky harmanz. Despite repeated attempts by the harmanz to reclaim what they refer to as Pole Mall, the Lab remains in Expert control. --ZuluDeacon 19:46, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

December 2009

December 26: After a very lengthy stay at the Devivification Lab, the Experts collected sufficient data to warrant a change of scenery. Although we will be somewhat inactive up through New Years Day, we will still raise hell when we feel up to it. --ZuluDeacon 00:55, 27 December 2009 (UTC)

January 2010

January 30: The first month has been a slow month for the Experts, as the snow seems to have scattered us a bit. We'll be back together shortly, I figure. --ZuluDeacon 23:12, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

February 2010

February 19: We are currently evaluating locations across Malton for our next devival meeting. Stay tuned! --ZuluDeacon 15:59, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

March/April 2010

April 20: The Experts, after a lengthy hiatus across the city, have returned to the familiar grounds of the Devivial Lab. For those who don't know what I'm talking about, refer to our Report Archive. --ZuluDeacon 17:29, 20 April 2010 (BST)

May/June 2010

June 3: The Experts have noted that over the past few weeks, harman barricades have gotten progressively tougher to claw down. Is there harman chicanery afoot? --ZuluDeacon 16:55, 3 June 2010 (BST)

July/August 2010

August 24: We are currently evaluating the new tracking ability and he sudden development of bellowing. The evaluations are being done on a limited scale for the time being. --ZuluDeacon 17:31, 24 August 2010 (BST)

September 2010

September 23: The change in season has marked the new ruining of our current Devival Lab, St Seraphim's Hospital [79, 15] in Pashenton. The Experts plan to conduct further devival experiments from this location for the time being. --ZuluDeacon 19:00, 23 September 2010 (BST)

October/November 2010

November 19: The Devival Lab is currently being contested by a number of harmans that aim to have our Lab converted into a breather aid station. We beg to differ. --ZuluDeacon 14:57, 19 November 2010 (UTC)

December 2010

December 11: The Experts are currently deliberating whether to move on to new devival grounds. We anticipate reaching a decision sometimes before BARHAHmas. --ZuluDeacon 02:48, 12 December 2010 (UTC)

January 2011

January 25: While the bulk of the Experts remain in Pashenton at our Devivial Lab, several of us have been on research expeditions into neighboring suburbs, such as Chancelwood. --ZuluDeacon 13:45, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

February/March 2011

March 14: This harman time-shifting thing has us a bit discombobulated right now. We're spread across northern Malton right now, conducting individual field research. --ZuluDeacon 14:29, 14 March 2011 (UTC)

April/May 2011

May 18: As another two months go by, we are following The Dead and their mass devival techniques. --ZuluDeacon 00:30, 19 May 2011 (BST)

June/July/August 2011

August 8: As summer rolls on into its later days, the horde has decided to take it easy and shamble about randomly. We hope to restart organized horde activities when the outside temperatures begin to drop to a more modest level. --ZuluDeacon 22:42, 8 August 2011 (BST)

September/October/November 2011

November 6: The Experts are currently taking in various sites throughout Malton, going back to our feral roots. We plan to restart organized activities in the near future. --ZuluDeacon 22:57, 6 November 2011 (UTC)

January 2012

January 27: The Experts are currently holding our traveling Devival Lab in Treweeke Mall in Dulston. We anticipate staying around here for the time being. --ZuluDeacon 18:18, 27 January 2012 (UTC)

April 2012

April 7: The Experts continue their efforts around Treweeke Mall, trying their best to keep it in a devived state as much as possible; that includes the neighboring buildings. --ZuluDeacon 02:39, 8 April 2012 (BST)

August 2012

August 6: The Experts have settled into the usual pattern of devivifying and re-devivifying buildings in the Dulston area, and aside from the occasional harman resistance, have found pickings slightly better to the south in Pescodside. However, our Devival Lab at Treweeke Mall has proven to be a data goldmine. We presently aim to continue our research for the foreseeable future in this area. --ZuluDeacon 03:16, 7 August 2012 (BST)

January 2013:

January 15: A new year brings familiar surroundings, as the Experts continue to roam Dulston and periodically check on Treweeke Mall. As previously mentioned, we plan to stick around. --ZuluDeacon 01:54, 16 January 2013 (UTC)

May 2013:

May 18: After several months of back and forth between zambahz and harmanz around Treweeke Mall, the zambahz seem to have the present advantage. The Experts are assisting in spreading decorative ruining from the mall itself. --ZuluDeacon 23:53, 18 May 2013 (BST)

May 31: The Experts are joining up with Big Bash 4 and will be away from Dulston for a bit. Time to travel the city again! --ZuluDeacon 03:08, 1 June 2013 (BST)

September 2013:

September 16: As the temperatures fall, the Experts have decided to spread out and help spread the word of devivification throughout all the suburbs of Malton (aka "going feral"). We aim to lend a claw for any fellow zambahz we may come across. --ZuluDeacon 01:36, 17 September 2013 (BST)