Destroy All Christmas Trees

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Destroy All Christmas Trees
Abbreviation:	DACT
Group Numbers:	Unknown
Leadership:	Damien Rodriguez
Goals:	To destroy all Christmas decorations in Malton
Recruitment Policy:	Anyone, human or zombie, may join
Contact:	Inquire on this group's talk page

Goals

This group, first formed in the beginning of March 2007, was dreamt up by a drunken pirate radio DJ who answers to the alias 'DR'. It was formed with one goal in mind: the destruction of all the remaining Christmas decorations in Malton.

Membership is open to both humans and zombies. Anyone who wants to hunt those fir trees to extinction is welcome to help. Christmas lights are targets as well, but the trees are the group's first priority.

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Progress

http://www.urbandead.com/stats.html http://urbandead.com/treelog.html

When the number of Christmas Trees becomes zero, DR plans to throw a big party in celebration. He mentioned a kegger in passing, but to quote DR himself, "I'm not makin' any promises I can't keep."