Dickinson Square School

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Dickinson Square School
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Dickinson Square School

Lukinswood [22, 44]

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Basic Info:

  • Among the internal descriptions found in Schools:
    • "Half-finished work is scattered across the floor."
  • This building can be barricaded normally
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Dickinson Square School

You are standing outside Dickinson Square School. Half-finished work is scattered across the floor.

Description

A regular school. Books, knives, poetry books and spray cans can be found inside, just like in every school.

History

The school got its name from famous poet Baron von Dickinson, who was rumoured to have practiced in a Pederastic secret society presided over by himself. The Baron's most famous quote, "puer diligo est valde" was used as the school motto, at a time when Latin mottos were popular, if meaningless, as none in Malton were known to speak the language.

Was once a favorite haunt of infamous child molester Nilton Morkopolous. Parents became concerned for their children's safety after the fourth boy was taken. As no concrete evidence was to be had against Morkopolous, a "sting" operation was set up involving live bait wearing a wire and holding a novelty-sized lollypop. Once Morkopolous had the boy in his grasp, police moved in for the kill. Markopolous was shot dead on the spot, and many youthful bystanders required counseling after the incident. It was later suggested that perhaps Morkopolous should have been apprehended and faced a court and then served time in prison if found guilty rather than the public execution he received, but this suggestion was scoffed at by the residents of Lukinswood, known for their ruthlessness in battle and skills with an elven bow. And their women, oh yeah!

A mugshot from the 1980's of convicted pederast Nilton Morkopolous.

Barricade Policy

Should be kept at Extremely Heavily Barricaded (EHB) in accordance with the Lukinswood Barricade Plan.

Current Status

You are inside Dickinson Square School. Half-finished work is scattered across the floor. The building has been very heavily barricaded. Also here is FROSTING (60HP). Somebody has spraypainted spooge onto a whiteboard.--Nallan (Talk) 06:27, 16 August 2009 (BST)