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NOTE: THIS IS AN ARCHIVE AND IS NOT TO BE EDITED IN THE TYPICAL WIKI FASHION PLEASE USE THE CURRENT DHPD PAGE. Any Edits by non-DHPD members will be considered VANDALISM and reported as Such. Thank You. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 18:37, 8 April 2008 (BST)

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PKR - JUDAS OF KETCHELBANK | http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1893896

Last time I checked DHPD members were pro-survivor. Sad to see such a well known group doesn't appear to be immune to police corruption and brutality. This player has killed one of our members for apparently "impersonating a police officer" and maimed another member for having an awful profile. Perhaps you should complete an internal investigation to get rid of the rot that has clearly infiltrated your PD. Either that tell your members to stick to your jurisdiction, I don't think Vinetown really qualifies. JUDAS.PNG

Have a word please. ƦedeyeϧyϮ MDK | NW 17:23 18 September 2013 (UTC+1)

I'm not actually part of DHPD, but as far as I know, Judas of Ketchelbank is a Malton Globetrotter; those people usually masquerade with tags of other groups, depending on whoever their current target is. I also found a few people wearing DHPD tags, who I would have sworn had other tags in the past, which were less indicative of "pro-survivor" stance. Taking it to their talk page is a step in the right direction, but if they have a forum, diplomacy and assumption of good faith never hurts. I witnessed GKing from someone who used Army Control Corps tags, and I went to their forum to discuss it, just to find that the person is a known impersonator. I am convinced this is quite the case. --「全ては優美である。」!Pattee.png 17:39, 18 September 2013 (BST)
Appreciated and understood. We seem to have an influx of them at the moment.


We have had a Malton Globetrotter visiting within the same 24 hours so I wouldn't be surprised. ƦedeyeϧyϮ MDK | NW 08:53 19 September 2013 (UTC+1)

Doc Mindbender Sighting

I know this is probably out of your jurisdication, but I just spotted Doc Mindbender at Gelasius Hospital in Vinetown. If you got a scout or something out there you could do something about it.--Moodie  Talk  Contributions 20:49, 24 July 2011 (BST)

He's not on our Most Wanted list so unless he's a member of a Terrorist Group there's not a lot we can do about it. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 21:06, 24 July 2011 (BST)
He is a member of Cobra correct? Unfortunatly although he is covered under our group warrant, he is out of our way and jurisdicton in Vinetown Codeist 20:16, 26 July 2011 (BST)

PKer listed under your group

I know he isn't with you guys because he doesn't act under your standards, but he's running around Yagoton and killed at least one Abandoned member so I thought I'd tell you guys.

Here's his profile: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=457564

And here's the link to the incident in question: http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj114/Maddawgmax/Screenshot2011-07-16at10816PM.png

Thank you guys and have a great day!

Maddawgmax 13:25, 16, July 2011 (EST)

Thanks! I've added him to our public impersonator list and I'll pass the evidence on to legal Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:42, 16 July 2011 (BST)

Impersonator evidence


A real cutie, this guy. --Kurt Kreti 22:12, 2 July 2011 (BST)

Thank you for passing this onto us, i will add it to our records and have re-issued his warrant to reflect his recent crimes. Please let us know if anything else happens.

Codeist 23:12, 2 July 2011 (BST)

GHPD Zerging

In response your character sauna jane was identified by one of my officers frank stoffer as a possible zed spy. After this was stated your character high tailed it out of the factory where my group was staying and poped back up in the PD one south of the factory. For several days we have been dealing with the Deads spies trying to locate our group. I have stated to members of my group that possible zed spies are to be warned to move from our operational area. In no way are any of my officers zergers or affiliated with the Dead. You bring me proof not some shoddy accusation and i will remove any of my officers if i feel there is substantial proof of zerging.user:Pault

One of your allies PK'd me on a whim

Dear DHPD, ally of the GHPD: You need to have a talk with your allies, I'm actually shocked and appalled by this murder. I made Sauna Jane purely to test search rates, and now she's dead because a certain member of the GHPD didn't like me setting up generators.

Galbraith Hills PD Member zerging to kill one of my alts

I'm not throwing a zerging accusation out there on a whim, or a fit of rage -- my alt is disposable. It struck me as a coincidence, however, that my alt ended up "terminated', as DR Riken put it. The zed who paved the way to my alt's death took the time to strike an unlit, ruined VSB+ hospital when there were lit and much more lucrative buildings nearby. Not only did he do that, but the zombie took the time to break apart the cades and start killing my alt first. Even his profile description is fishy: "Dead - just like you are about to become". My character was even killed first by supposed level 1 ferals! All this, because he "suspected" me of being a zombie spy?

I post this here because I don't want my alt's death to go unnoticed. I also don't want the GHPD member to pull a fast one and claim I was breaking some kind of guideline that redeems him. Vynergy 03:09, 15 May 2011 (BST)

While you have my sympathies, this is all a little co-incidental. A member of the GHPD accused you of being a zed spy. Four hours later you were attacked by a zombie (not the most speedy zerg this one) and two hours after that you were killed (again by a zombie). That's really not a case for zerging. However that said, the GHPD broke away from the DHPD entirely because they thought we were too soft on zerging. If you take this to them and can provide stronger evidence that DR Riken is zerging then pault will have thrown him out of the GHPD before you can blink. I assume you've also reported this to Zerg Liste, a listing on there would be a good idea. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 08:33, 15 May 2011 (BST)

PKer Impostor?

[[1]] Undid the cading to one of the buildings in Peddlesden Village, where my survivor was resting. Dneurit also taunted the people within, who died shortly after. Luckily, I ran out alive, but I have no screenshot. It should be noted that he's signed up to be part of the Danversbank Relief and Reconstruction Project group, more specifically on their forums.Vynergy 02:55, 15 May 2011 (BST)

That is definitely a dyslexic impersonator. Note how he misspelled Dunell Hills before, and how he is now impersonating Team Xtreme, also with spelling mistakes. --CptFastbreak 15:00, 23 May 2011 (BST)

The Dead Resurgence (OOC Statement)

It has not escaped the attention of the DHPD that the numbers of our historic antagonists, The Dead, are rising at a dramatic rate. While we regret the negative impact this may have on other survivor groups we are not particularly outraged. It is a long time since a really large horde swept its way through Malton and it will be interesting to see how recent changes in the mechanics and shifts in tactics play out in this situation. It is also likely, obviously, that a lot of good roleplaying opportunities will arise and general fun can be had by all.

That said, last time the DHPD had a major fight with The Dead we did not exactly cover ourselves with glory when it came to behaviour on the wiki. We are anxious that this should not repeat itself. DHPD members have instructions not to make edits to NPOV sections of the wiki stating our case, nor to troll wiki users perceived to be supporting The Dead's cause. We are aware that at least one apparent DHPD Officer is doing this but, as far as we can tell, this is not a DHPD member. In all fairness, we should point out that Brains Monroe, speaking on behalf of The Dead, says that they do not know who this person is either. However, if you do have any trouble on the wiki with someone claiming to be DHPD, please report it to Purple Cat and it will be looked into.


Just a head's up, I was murdered by someone claiming to be with DHPD, [Disco de Soto]; I did not see him listed anywhere on your pages. The attack occurred in Dunningwood. I'll return to provide a screenshot. Thanks!--Dr Mycroft Chris 19:08, 2 May 2011 (BST)

Thanks! He's on our list of known members of The Dead. He must have changed his group tags in the last couple of days. I've added him to our impersonator listing. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 23:25, 2 May 2011 (BST)
That screenshot would be handy, if you have it. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:23, 9 May 2011 (BST)

He just killed 2 of my siblings in Lockettside as well. --Mike Smith 15:53, 9 May 2011 (BST)

If you can get us a screenshot, we'll put a warrant on him. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:23, 9 May 2011 (BST)

Also PKed by a DHPD imposter, Korax. Reported to Rogues Gallery, PK Report #57792. Screenshot included in PK Report.--Dr Philip 17:46, 18 September 2013 (BST)

Barricade Policy Enforcement

You've got them listed as a terrorist group but as far as I'm aware, they only kill survivors who are caught intentionally overcading entry points. Does this need removal? --Polymphus 03:48, 10 April 2011 (BST)

I wasn't around at the time but I believe a number of our officers were PK'd because the BPE disapproved of the DHPD's barricade policy. It was a long time ago and I assume personnel have changed on both sides. If a member of the group wants to appeal the "Terrorist" label then I can put them in touch with our Legal Department. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 09:31, 10 April 2011 (BST
Can I do that here on the wiki, or should I hop on over to your forums? --Polymphus 16:04, 12 April 2011 (BST)
Our forum would be easiest and saves cluttering up the wiki. Ask for CptFastBreak. I've looked into the reason for the terrorist group labelling. Apparently last time The Dead were active (bad luck, your timing here sucks, you know) there was an active BPE group in Dunell Hills enforcing a policy of "no barricades" and killing anyone who caded anything. It would help your case a lot of you could get a well-known pro-survivor group like the DEM to vouch that you've been active in the interim and that the issue we previously had was because of The Dead impersonating you guys. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 17:38, 12 April 2011 (BST)

Proving I'm ACC

"Arthur Birling said "Xan2022, I would have revived you, but your description says retired ACC member and you have no group tag, so I'm going to check with your group to see if your legit" (4 days ago)" I've been with the ACC for 3 years, having joined Nov 5th 2007. http://z14.invisionfree.com/Army_Control_Corps/index.php?showtopic=2168&st=1740&#last My post in the applications thread showing a new guy how to access his profile shows the following information about me: Private First Class - Special Forces - Retired Group: Retired Posts: 2,939 Member No.: 334 Joined: 5-November 07 Let me know if you need any further proof.--Xan2020 19:53, 18 March 2011 (UTC)

I don't think Arthur reads this talk page but I'll pass the message on to him Purple Cat ~ DHPD 07:48, 19 March 2011 (UTC)
Got, the message thanks PC, righto Xan, I'll revive you when I next bump into you --Athur birling 16:34, 19 March 2011 (UTC)
I won't be in game till April 12th, retired for a few months to get in shape and not worry about online stress. Also I'm going on a nice offshore fishing vacation which is sure to involve plenty of booze and cigars. Too bad for me though it seems UD is giving me a reason to be stressed since as of this writing there are 862 members of The Dead. The Dead will rise and like last time the Dead will fall and the game will go on (though I am amazed that there's 56% survivors to 44% zombies even with the Dead rising).--Xan2020 12:51, 1 April 2011 (BST)
A little bit to add on to that, got myself suspended so I'm not even really ACC till the 15th.--Xan2020 22:01, 4 April 2011 (BST)
Thanks Xan - will pass on the message Sanpedro 10:25, 5 April 2011 (BST)


The Chilean Blob needs the support of his chosen Police Officers! Vote Blob for MAyor 2010 today! Only you can prevent a Blobocalypse

I can't say I'll be voting for you myself, but I have drawn my officers' attentions to the election. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 20:15, 23 June 2010 (BST)

DHPD Impostor?

Is A Raging Torrent a member of DHPD, or an impostor? If the former, I'd appreciate an explanation of this. If he's an impostor, I suggest you make a note in a prominent place on your wiki; DHPD is a large group and must attract several impostors. You'll save yourself a good deal of trouble if you make their names public. --Sherry talk MCM 14:15, 19 June 2010 (BST)

Imposter. I'll get legal to swear out a warrant. We list all known imposters in our Most Wanted section. We also try to keep a, more or less, up to date list of members in Internal Affairs Purple Cat ~ DHPD 14:25, 19 June 2010 (BST)
Thanks for the rapid reply. I'll let 10mfh know, since he's hiding in plain sight in their hospitals in Molebank just now. --Sherry talk MCM 00:05, 20 June 2010 (BST)

Well A Raging Torrent is in the Richmond/havercroft area trying to stur trouble with ENVY and making accusations. Is anything being done about him ? --Murderess 22:24, 26 July 2010 (BST)

Your impostor is running around Richmond Hills, continuing to kill in your name. --John Grahm 23:38, 26 July 2010 (BST)
Richmond Hills is out of our area and, you know, there isn't much we can do about him, beyond listing him as an imposter. Usually we just try to starve this kind of activity of attention but I'll pass your concerns on to the higher ups. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 10:18, 31 July 2010 (BST)
As Purple Cat has already stated, Richmond Hills is quite a ways beyond our usual stomping grounds. We have already warranted ART, and if he does manage to make his way into our jurisdiction, he will be dealt with per the DHPD criminal code. Space Tyrant | DHPD 05:18, 2 August 2010 (BST)

Clear Out

Page cleared and archived, save for the below which I'm about to work through. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 17:02, 16 June 2010 (BST)

Naming Issues

Ok so your pages have been in dire need of some maintenance since forever. :P

Some of your internal links probably still need looking at, I'll get around to it. Additionally a bunch of articles in Category:DHPD need to have that removed, but that's easy enough.

Mostly I'm just going to list some things I came across which you might want to look at:

  • DHAJET - has the category and apparently some sort of relation to the DHPD. You might want to find out what's going on there.
Linked from Archive page, noted it's archival status at top of DHAJET and also requested it be moved into Archive directory. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)
  • BRS&D - Along the same lines as the above.
Linked from Archive page, noted it's archival status at top of BRS&D and also requested it be moved into Archive directory. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)
  • Dunell Hills Police Department/Rabit Hole - way old page that you may just want to look over and/or get rid of. It also has a talk page with content. Most of your talk pages redirect to this talk page. So you might want to copy the content somewhere and redirect it.
Linked from Archive page, redirected talk page, requested removal of protection so it can its archival status can be noted, and also requested it be moved into Archive directory. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)
Linked from Archive page, noted it's archival status at top of Dunell Hills Police Department/Network Posse, archived talk page then redirected to this page and also requested it be moved into Archive directory. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)
Linked from Archive page, redirected talk page, requested removal of protection so it can its archival status can be noted, and also requested it be moved into Archive directory. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)
Darth Sensitive is an old member. I'm not really happy to delete stuff he probably put up there but am happy if others want to do so Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)
  • Talk:DHPD/PMDS - is an orphaned talk page. The article currently redirects to your foxtrot squad page. There doesn't seem to be anything important, you probably just want to redirect it or let it be deleted outright.
Requested Deletion Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)
  • Category:Dunell Hills Police Department
    • I've purged a bunch of user pages, but there are still ~100 in your category that were modified at least a little bit so I can't just kill them. If you want to to have members show up in the category, then everything is ok. If you don't want any users in the category, you can remove the category and nav template as needed.
I've left as it is Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)
    • I altered Template:DHPD to fix some links. Most importantly, using this template will automatically include the page in your category now. You don't need to add the category yourself. This has also added a few random pages to your category that use the template for some reason.
    • Regarding Template:DHPD. I won't be renaming that since the acronym is fine for a template.
    • Category:DHPD can be deleted once emptied. You should grab the content from the page if you care about it and add it to Category:Dunell Hills Police Department.
    • Talking of the content on Category:Dunell Hills Police Department, you might want to reduce it to the opening paragraph and nav box. The rest is just overkill (that's just my opinion though)
Deleted as advised Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)

There's a lot to deal with, I won't rush you. If you need something deleted, moved or a protected page edited, either make a note here or pay a visit to A/SD, A/MR or A/PT respectively. -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 21:59, 30 April 2010 (BST)

Knew I'd forget something.

I also moved the content on Category:Dunell Hills Military Zone to Dunell Hills Police Department/Dunell Hills Military Zone because the category was empty. The content itself is old and I figured you'd want to look at it and see if it was worth keeping. -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 22:02, 30 April 2010 (BST)

Thanks, that's a handy list to work from, although my reaction to most of it is "What?" followed by "Archive it". As soon as my main wiki person has managed 8 hours sleep in a row, I'll get him onto it. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 09:22, 4 May 2010 (BST)
Thanks Rooster - having all of these in a list is really useful. As PurpleCat mentioned, I'm really flat tack in real life at the moment, but will get to these once things calm down a bit. Sanpedro 00:55, 5 May 2010 (BST)
Sure. I also managed to empty the DHPD category. So once you're done checking everything over I can clean up the old links and redirects then you'll be done and I won't pester you any more. :P -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 10:16, 5 May 2010 (BST)


Concerning your group advert on the Category:Recruitment page, you may be interested to know that a vote is currently underway concerning the duration of time adverts can be reserved by a given timestamp. Your input is welcomed, and it should be known that if this vote passes you will need to update your adverts on a at least a monthly basis, not a two-monthly basis. Thanks. Nothing to be done! 00:43, 25 July 2010 (BST)

Thanks for the heads up. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 15:45, 29 July 2010 (BST)

West Becktown


I am Dezonus, known in-game as Varon. My group, DI:MD is set up in West_Becktown. Supposedly, DHPD is or was operational in the area, so I would like to know if you still are or not.

Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk) 06:51, 21 August 2010 (BST)

Hi Dezonus. We're active in West Beck but may be on the move at any given time. Feel free to come by our forums if you'd like to coordinate. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 08:43, 21 August 2010 (BST)

Is your Radio frequency still in use?

Lol thumbs up.jpg Thanks for the Reply!
Thanks Bro!

Because of your timely reply, your frequency reservation will be preserved.

I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience or it seems relatively stupid when put into context of your group, but it is our interest to treat all groups on the same level when doing these purges. A reply within 2 weeks will be greatly appreciated. -- LEMON #1 12:30, 25 August 2010 (BST)

Yes, we still want the frequency. Thanks! Purple Cat ~ DHPD 16:44, 26 August 2010 (BST)
Thanks! -- LEMON #1 01:30, 27 August 2010 (BST)

Alliance request

Skynet Defense Network would like to propose an alliance. Mostly because it would be a lot of work trying to impersonate cops. I mean where do we get uniforms, badges- we do have coffee. Leon Silverblood 16:39, 14 September 2010 (BST)

Hey! If anyone gets to put a sentient AI into space then it's going to be me, sunshine! Purple Cat ~ DHPD 16:44, 14 September 2010 (BST) (err... I mean I'll pass the message on, obviously)

Like to help out South Blythville?

SBR logo.png
Fixing what the Big Bash Broke.

Aww...pitty that you can't help us out, but thanks for responding. Have a cookie.

Cookie.jpg A FREE COOKIE
Dezonus has given you a cookie for responding.

Hey there, I've sent you this because you're a survivor group. Please help us if you can, we'd really appreciate it. If you can't help physically, you can always help by spreading the word ;) Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk) 10:53, 16 September 2010 (BST)

I'll pass the message on, we're in the process of changing Operations Chief at the moment so the response may be a little slow! Purple Cat ~ DHPD 11:58, 16 September 2010 (BST)
Thanks, Let me know when you know =) Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk) 09:54, 17 September 2010 (BST)
Our current Captain says we're a bit tied up at the moment doing exactly the same as you, only in Chudleyton. Hopefully someone official will get in touch soon though. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 10:11, 17 September 2010 (BST)
Ok then, I'll take it as a no for now, but if situations change and you'd like to help, feel free to get in touch with me =) Red Eyes-Dezonus-Red Eyes (talk) 15:03, 18 September 2010 (BST)

SDN Alliance Request

Skynet Defense Network would like to propose an alliance. We promise not to nuke you (yet)! Skynet Defense Network 18:52, 18 September 2010 (BST)

I passed the message on, like I said. I guess you'll just have to be patient and wait for a reply. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:55, 18 September 2010 (BST)
Crap. Sorry. I thought I'd forgot to post and I didn't see my previous edit. Apologies! Skynet Defense Network 22:28, 18 September 2010 (BST)
Would it be possible for you to drop by our forum and discuss the matter? We'd need to work out how your bounty hunting group and our legal department would work together without treading on each others toes. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 11:03, 20 September 2010 (BST)


Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

If you can list all suburbs in which your group is active that would be very helpful. Thanks! --GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 18:45, 22 January 2011 (UTC)

We are quite mobile but Peddleston Village, Chudleyton, Dunell Hills, West Becktown, Owsleybank and Molebank is a reasonable list. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 12:54, 23 January 2011 (UTC)
Thank you very much, I'll update the information accordingly.--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 13:20, 23 January 2011 (UTC)

Congrats on becoming number one!

Hi there DHPD comrades! I just wanted to congratulate you all on breaking into the 100's and passing The Fortress to claim the crown of number one pro-survivor group in Urban Dead. ;)

We've been watching your steady increase in numbers in 2011 and look forward to our future joint-battles against the undead!

Stay Vigilant! FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 17:15, 8 April 2011 (BST)

Thanks for the good wishes. We've had a lot of old members come out of the woodwork both for last month's op and because of the exciting reappearance of The Dead. It remains to be seen how long they stick around for :-/ Thanks for all the help from you guys. Hopefully we can pay you back soon. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 17:21, 8 April 2011 (BST)
Should also be noted that we've gained about two dozen zergling impersonators in the past couple of weeks which will be inflating our numbers without, you know, actually helping us any. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 17:23, 8 April 2011 (BST)
Nothing much you can do about impersonators. I believe they say "impersonation is the highest form of flattery" so I guess you can take that from it! ;) Exciting times indeed, with the rising of The Dead - the work of the vigilant survivor is never at an end! FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 22:09, 9 April 2011 (BST)

Please read this asap

Screw the Dead

I will pass this on to the DHPD leadership but there are better ways to coordinate survivor groups than through a wiki page and better things to do with that coordination, if achieved, than all locate in one place and let The Dead know where that place is. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 08:55, 2 June 2011 (BST)

The Northwest Government

There has been a plan to unite all groups in the northwest under on banner without disbanding any group. We would like to know if you are interested....if so please talk with us in our group page...Militaire Sons de Veille... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by The Runner (talkcontribs) 04:14, 4 June 2011 (BST).


what the fuck is this crap?-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!  אמת13:31, 17 July 2011 (bst)

Member of The Dead impersonating us, see Dunell_Hills_Police_Department/Department_of_Internal_Affairs#Impersonators Purple Cat ~ DHPD 16:21, 17 July 2011 (BST)
ah...go figure.-- HEY! HANDS OFF MAH BOOBS!   bitch   COBRA!  אמת03:56, 19 July 2011 (bst)
It depresses me that you can be judged by the quality of your enemies.Purple Cat ~ DHPD 09:39, 19 July 2011 (BST)

Missing group

You may as well add PHOBIA to your little "Terrorist Groups" list. Though your group of porkaphiles has never attracted a concerted long term assault from us, we have killed several of your members and should be considered your enemy just by the fact that PHOBIA members all seem to agree that wanna-be cops like those found in the DHPD are terrific fun to slaughter and are seen as entertaining targets of opportunity. --Mr Watt 06:41, 3 August 2011 (BST)

Don't worry! Our legal department are quite keen. I'm sure they will add you to the list should you become enough of a nuisance. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 08:42, 3 August 2011 (BST)
More have to be put to the slaughter to satisfy some arbitrary limit before you sheeple-piggies recognize the danger we at PHOBIA represent? Delicious.--Mr Watt 05:17, 4 August 2011 (BST)
Yeah, while I feel honored that you consider us some sort of authority for the recognition of PKer groups, I'm afraid one of the criteria for Terrorist Groups is some sort of noteworthiness. After being in existence for apparently four years and spraying tags all over Malton, you guys have never even managed to attract enough members to appear on the stats page - I'm afraid that's just not going to cut it. The very most you can hope for is a permawarrant for yourself. I also wonder how a "concerted long term assault" from a two trenchie group would look like, and how it would differ from the feeble attempts we're seeing right now. Toodles from the Legal Dept --CptFastbreak 14:06, 5 August 2011 (BST)
Your certianly full of yourself arent you? I find it interesting that a reference to relevance would come from a member of your group of sheeple-pigs. It seems like just yesterday that I read almost the same thing written to your group by one who has been around the city for quite some time. Where would that have been? Ah yes, your sniveling begging to the RG. Response was a big, never heard of ya, shove off. The same group that abandons "their" suburb whenever more than 10 zeds enter it. As for the term "two trenchie group" I guffaw at your stupidity. Or are you just throwing out words that you don't necessarily understand? If by feeble you mean killing most of your leadership and laughing in your faces with near zero worries of any retaliation then OK. We will continue to kill your piggie members at will. Toodles, --Mr Watt 23:34, 6 August 2011 (BST)
What I'm failing to understand here is why, given your attitude, we should do anything that you want us to? We don't have any obligation to anyone except ourselves to put anyone on any list. I don't understand why you think frothing at the mouth at us is going to make us do you a favour? Purple Cat ~ DHPD 08:21, 7 August 2011 (BST)
I would consider frothing at the mouth to be a misrepresentation of the situation. I am not asking for a favor. I am telling you straight that we will be killing you and yours for the fore-seeable future. If you and yours feel that warning your group by adding PHOBIA to your little list is some form of reward to us then refrain. Your strategy is interesting. Lets see how it pans out.--Mr Watt 17:43, 7 August 2011 (BST)
Look buddy, you can guffaw all you want and write incoherent posts all you like, it's not going to change a thing. So I suggest you stop complaining here and at least bear it with some class and dignity. --CptFastbreak 10:50, 8 August 2011 (BST)

Wait - they have been around since 2008?? I assumed that they were brand new, given that I had never heard of them before. I guess they've just never managed to do anything of note before. Being a trenchy PKer is not in itself enough to get yourself listed. Mocked, maybe, but not listed. Sanpedro 05:05, 9 August 2011 (BST)

Still having troubles with the uptake? Very well. Your a disorganised joke. You can try covering that up all you would like but the truth is in the facts. I will enjoy posting the screenshots when I get around to it. You know. The pics of your members lying dead at our feet. Toodaloo. --Mr Watt 06:38, 9 August 2011 (BST)
I think you are having the problem with the uptake here. We use the terrorist group list for groups which are either too large to warrant individually, or have a significant number of non-combatant support members who enable the PKer activity. Your group is fairly trivial to warrant individually, so what's the point of assigning Terrorist Group status? Except to make you happy, obv. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 08:40, 9 August 2011 (BST)
The oldest edits from the group page are from 2008. It surprised me too, but then again it was probably just him alone for a few years.--CptFastbreak 14:15, 9 August 2011 (BST)
Yo Mr Watt, you're just embarrassing yourself right now (and I say this as someone who's not a member of the DHPD) --Karloth Vois ¯\(°_o)/¯ 16:30, 9 August 2011 (BST)
Karloth! Yikes! A real PKer! Run away!!! Run away!!! Sanpedro 01:06, 11 August 2011 (BST)
...but I made you breakfast :( --Karloth Vois ¯\(°_o)/¯ 09:06, 11 August 2011 (BST)
Oh no - we're not falling for the pancake trick again Sanpedro 01:37, 14 August 2011 (BST)

Strange, I feel no embarassment. I'm too busy with other things right now to compile a photo album of slaughtered piggies, but the count has to be around 20. I must admit though that these guys did get one member of PHOBIA. Once. Keep up the good work my little sheeple piggies.--Mr Watt 06:31, 14 August 2011 (BST)

Yeah, that's dynamite. Anyway, in case you didn't notice, we have a public members list, so there's really no need to compile another one on your little group page. --CptFastbreak 17:43, 16 August 2011 (BST)
Ah, we offer one stop shopping for any PKer that wants to swing by. I'm sure your quite proud of your list and I'll be sure to site your assistance in one of my upcoming kills as a means of showing my appreciation. Anyways, the preperation for the big PHOBIA luau is really proceding splendidly. All this practice roasting piggies is making for a huge improvement in the tenderness and flavor of the finished product.--Mr Watt 07:33, 17 August 2011 (BST)

Out of Curiosity

I've always wondered why your DHPD Shield has a zombie and axes on it, if it consists of actual Dunell Hills Police Officers from prior to the outbreak. I would assume that their pre-outbreak badges would have a different design on them, as there were no zombies pre-outbreak, and I assume they were not axe cops. After the outbreak, I doubt anyone would craft such a design, simply due to the whole "struggling to survive" problem. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 09:40, 3 August 2011 (BST)

The ways of Conndraka were mysterious to many. I think it's supposed to be a pre-outbreak badge but the DHPD are not pre-outbreak policemen. That still fails to explain the zombie or the axes. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 17:11, 3 August 2011 (BST)
Well, there is an age-old connection between axes and law enforcement, even still used in our modern times... Not that that would help with the zombie on the emblem, though. -- Spiderzed 07:11, 4 August 2011 (BST)
Maybe the pre-Outbreak DHPD were an elite squad of pre-cogs who all raptured when the outbreak happened leaving only their badges behind? That would make about as much sense as anything else in this game. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 08:48, 4 August 2011 (BST)
However, Conndraka was the last one left; only half raptured, his twisted and deranged form clung to the earth still...--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 14:20, 5 August 2011 (BST)
I could see if they had some sort of order for badges, and some factory worker, having seen what was happening, decided to take it upon themselves to modify the template for the shield to have a zombie on the cover. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 00:21, 9 August 2011 (BST)
I always figured that when that ragtag group of survivors discovered a stash of police uniforms in an abandoned Dunkin Donuts, that badge was found as a toy in some sort of Happy Meal offering. --CptFastbreak 14:14, 9 August 2011 (BST)
Actually the original story was that it was a box of defective badges (as the original graphic was "Dunell" misspelled) found by non-police survivors who were at a costume party at the time of the outbreak. I was actually a second-generation member and took over from him during the first resurgence. --ConndrakaTAZM CFT 04:53, 20 April 2014 (UTC)

Occupy Malton

Check this and out and take part!


-- Anasazi 01:27, 10 December 2011 (UTC)


A warrant on me for murder? Ah, but let's look at that claim. I was merely carrying out a warrant on Codeist for murder, so your warrant is basically a claim against me carrying out a citizen's arrest. If that's the case, I'd like to claim a few more RG warrants on the DHPD. 'Cause, hey. What do I know? I'm just an honest civilian looking to make a citizen's arrest or two. At least with my citizen's arrest, the streets of Dunell Hills and surrounding areas will be a lot safer from you, the PKer organization made up of the crooked cops of Malton. ;) ---Yuki Onna - 02:47, 29 January 2012 (UTC)

sorry if there is any confusion. the DHPD list cobra as a terrorist organization and as such cobra will be punished while in the dmz. this reason alone is enough for a warrant to be served against you. your murder of one our officers only adds to reasons you will be hunted. if you feel this is a problem you can always disassociate yourself from cobra or just simply leave the dmz. otherwise we will continue to serve the warrants issued against you. feel free to claim all the rg warrants you like as we don't officially recognize their system. hopefully this clears some of this up for you. oh, and enjoy the dirtnap ;) - MohawkDan/--ZombiePalin 17:40, 29 January 2012 (UTC)
This is where I rip apart DHPD credibility (or whatever was left of it, at least). For you see, yes, it is true you have listed Cobra as a terrorist organization, but if you check your link, you will note you are listing the defunct Cobra and not any of the two Cobras that resulted from the civil war, which means there are no warrants marking any of the active Cobras as terrorist organizations. Also, I believe this is recent enough evidence that claims DHPD does in fact support RG. Thank you, and have a nice day, PKers. ---Yuki Onna - 18:03, 29 January 2012 (UTC)
as i said, the "DHPD" doesnt officially recognize the rg. what individual officers choose to do is up to them. as far as multiple cobras and civil wars go, thats gotta suck. im not sure what you guys have going on, but i remember sally summers heading up cobra during the initial hostilities and she is also in the area sporting cobra tags so right or wrong im assuming you are with her. whether its an official cobra or not is for you guys to debate. - MohawkDan/--ZombiePalin 19:15, 29 January 2012 (UTC)

Requesting Alliance

Malton Safe Zone Security is a group sought out to make at least one area or building tightly secure. Many groups already do this but unfortunately they do it with several buildings and areas, which results in their lines thinning and eventually losing control very easily or eventually. MSZS Plan to make safe zones for many Survivors in a single secluded area for newly spawned players or Survivors running into hiding. MSZS also attempts at servicing nearby Hospitals for added defense.

Malton Safe Zone Security wishes to gain an alliance with The DHPD, due to it seeming to have similar ideas and plans.

Malton Safe Zone Security can be contacted directly by their Talk Page, or for a quicker response, on their Chiefs Talk Page.

Malton Safe Zone Security humbly apologizes for the mess, it and it's Chief are undergoing make overs. --Jerrack Malton Safe Zone Security 16:28, 24 March 2012 (UTC)

Sorry, mates

You better check your evidence again. Jayson Exccks's kill occurred exactly one block outside your jurisdiction, in the NE corner of Caiger Mall, which is in the suburb of Darvall Heights. Thus, your warrant on me is void. 'Cause Darvall is outside your jurisdiction. :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 16:57, 23 July 2012 (BST)

Just wait until we do on you what we pulled on SoC. You guys will really go crazy then. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:00, 23 July 2012 (BST)

You guys are really bad at this "jurisdiction" thing. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:13, 24 July 2012 (BST)

I'm reading your thing again and seems to me I missed the "Terrorist" inclusion. Sadly, your definition is highly flawed. "If a group of players repeatedly murders and assaults DHPD Officers, Recruits and civilians, or is known to be a group whose raison d'être is to PK survivors, their group may be given terrorist status." I'll concede to the first one, but, the second one, sadly, does not apply. Especially since Organization XIII is a group that employs all sides of the game (survivors, PKers, and zombies). Therefore, how can you claim the entire group as "Terrorists" if only parts of the group are? Again, I'll let you guys see what Organization XIII can really do. Soon. We may be neighboring groups, but it doesn't mean we can't have a bit of fun. So get ready to go crazy, DHPD. Because O13 is one of those few groups that are just completely random with what it does, and as such, giving it full "Terrorist" status would be just silly. In fact, SoC runs an individual listing just for O13, and you guys might find running an individual listing for O13 might be a wiser choice to prevent shooting at the pro-survivors O13 employs. Wink --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:51, 24 July 2012 (BST)

Well, now I can't concede to the first one seeing that a Nobody just FAKed one of your guys and told him to run before a PKing Nobody came along. So we did not "repeatedly" murder you guys since there is a pause in the murdering to FAK and warn you guys. :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:51, 24 July 2012 (BST)
Sorry Axe, it seems our wiki page isn't checked too frequently any more. You're right about the killing a civilian thing, and we actually only execute warrants for terrorist groups inside our borders. Attacks on officers are warrantable and executable everywhere though. I'll pass that information on to our legal department. As for listing O13 as a terrorist group, you probably missed it because it came very recent, after (I think) several of our guys where killed, but I didn't follow it in quite as much detail. Anyway, I was under the impression that your pro-/anti-survivor stance was dependent on the survivor-zombie ratio? If that's the case, I don't see it changing any time soon. Unless The Dead start another march, we're unlikely to see a big influx of zombie players into the game. Anyway, I'll pass your objections to this to the legal dept. as well, but ultimately, it's their call. --CptFastbreak 04:01, 24 July 2012 (BST)
Aye, that is how O13 would operate, but I'm extremely lax about the way I run this group that I really don't care what the members do, even if it's something conflicting with O13's current goals. As such, much of these days we've focused more on a mix of all three sides rather than constantly jumping sides. Ask SoC yourselves. In a recent operation, we've incorporated both survivor and PKer tactics and playing styles against them at the same time, and it works a lot better than the original idea of side-swapping. So at this point, the "Terrorist" status would fit all but about 3 or 4 of the 9 or 10 active members we do have. Plus we've members who jump sides depending on their inventories, so that's always a bit of a surprise. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 04:13, 24 July 2012 (BST)
Oh, um...Another thing about the population ratio. If you've actually checked the new O13's About section, you'll notice the overall city ratio no longer applies. It hasn't applied to O13 for about 5 months now. It's more highly dependent on the ruin:repaired ratio of Gatcombeton now, but we don't really follow it 'cause we're all too lazy to take a day out each week to survey the suburb. Hence the fact that O13 employs and plays every side at the same time. :") --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 04:26, 24 July 2012 (BST)

Official Reply from the Legal Department of the Dunnell Hills Police Department

Mr. Axe Hack, i assume you are legal counsel to your alt Jayson Exccks. My name is Jits Dhaliwal, i'm legal counsel for the Dunnell Hills Police Department on matters of warrant. Regarding your missive in which you appeal said warrant placed on Mr. Exccks head for the murder of a civilian located in the NE side of Caiger Mall. We respectfully deny your claim on the basis of what is posted on our wiki page Dunnell Hills Military Zone. If you read to the bottom of the page, the very bottom of the page, it states "The DMZ is comprised of six suburbs. Dunell Hills, Peddlesden Village, Owsleybank, Chudleyton and Caiger Mall, Molebank, and West Becktown." We do have jurisdiction in Caiger Mall and as such, we proceeded to Warrant Jason Eccxks. As for merondi, the murder of an officer is warrantable offense and the execution of that warrant for being a member of a terrorist group is executable throughout Malton as stated on the wiki page Most Wanted under terrorism which i proceed to quote: "Terrorism If a group of players repeatedly murders and assaults DHPD Officers, Recruits and civilians, or is known to be a group whose raison d'être is to PK survivors, their group may be given terrorist status. Wearing the group name is then equivalent to having a permanent warrant. Membership of a terrorist group is considered to be an offense throughout Malton and the warrant may be served anywhere."

I hope this answers your questions.

--jits dhaliwal 9:37, 24 July 2012 (GMT -5)

I actually retracted those statements after reading through the thing again and noticing the "Terrorists" inclusion, and left a different matter regarding the "Terrorists" status, for you missed the part that I said as of current, only "about 3 or 4 of the active 9 or 10 members" don't fit the "Terrorists" status. As such, how can you claim the entire group to be "Terrorists" when only half the group are? You're actually much better off running an individual listing for O13 as to not accidentally shoot and kill the 3 or 4 members who are actively helping your cause. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:35, 24 July 2012 (BST)
You have stated yourself. "If a group of players..." Group. Group. This would openly be interpretted as the entire group and not half the group, which at the moment, only half the group have been repeatedly murdering you, while the other half have been aiding you and the other survivors in Gatcombeton and its neighboring suburbs. Therefore, your inclusion of O13 as a "Terrorist" group, I'm not saying it's wrong, but it's not right, neither. It's a 50/50 split, and you should reconsider and implement a new stance on how you handle such matters with O13, or any other such groups that decides to do a similar playing style like O13 (ie: AZDC). --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:44, 24 July 2012 (BST)
A Group as defined in the oxford dictionary is a number of people who work together or share certain beliefs, From your wiki page and forum page, I gather that you are pro surivor, pro zombie or PK'ers group when it is convenient, therefore, as stated in our terrorism description, O13's raison d'être includes PK'ing survivors and as such is classified as a terrorist organization. As additional evidence, O13's PK count as mentioned in your wiki page stands 332 and survivor revives at 2. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out the organization's inclination. --jits dhaliwal 12:51, 24 July 2012 (GMT -5)
Because the listed revive counts are lower than the listed PK count does not mean a group is 100% PKers. Pro-survivor tasks also includes rebuilding barricades and handing out FAKs to those who need it, two such tasks that O13 does not keep track of. Also, the counts are all "documented" counts. There are quite a number of undocumented feats as yes, we admit, we do have members who are not active on the forums. Thereful, how can you say the documented count is 100% accurate to determine a group's goals if there are also a number of undocumented events to take account of? For all you know, we may actually have more revives than PKs. But how does one determine that if they are undocumented? You can't. Because those few forum inactive members aren't active enough in the metagame to care about documenting such trivial tasks. Not to mention, unless there is a zombie group in the area able to cause maximum damage, the revive lines are relatively empty almost 99% of the time, therefore, you still can't judge a group's survivor activities by just the revive count. You need to check for barricading and FAKing activities as well, which again, are two such tasks that Organization XIII does not document. Also, your reasoning for terrorism is flawed again. DHPD's written policy on the page is, "if a group whose raison d'etre is to PK survivors," not, "if a group whose raison d'etre includes PKing survivors," therefore, this second reasoning for an inclusion as a terrorist group does not apply to O13, as yes, our raison d'etre includes it, but it is not it. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:03, 24 July 2012 (BST)
So to understand you correctly, for you to be labelled a terrorist organization, you must exclusively PK Survivors? Seriously??? That reasoning is very flawed, no where does it say that it has to be mutually exclusive or complementary. The fact that your organization actively PK's survivors at random is enough to label you a terrorist organization. We have no problems with your organization being a Pro-Survivor/Pk'er/Pro-zombie, etc.. group, but your activities within the Dunnell Militarized Zone will be accounted for by the DHPD.--jits dhaliwal 14:42, 24 July 2012 (GMT -5)
No need to get an attitude, dude. I'm merely stating you should watch your fire for any members that are actively helping you, rather than assume the entire group as a whole is full of PKers. I even suggested adopting SoC's method of an individual listing against O13, which would work a lot better than shooting every O13 member you see on sight. 'Cause since we do employ pro-survivor players, and since some of the locals know some of our players are pro-survivors, killing these pro-survivor members of O13 might get you guys marked as PKers by the locals. Sure, we can all agree you can call the shots in your jurisdiction, but outside of it, especially in Gatcombeton, we'll be calling the shots, mate. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:58, 24 July 2012 (BST)
No attitude here, just the facts. If i'm in Gatcombeton, i'll be sure to say hello. ;p --jits dhaliwal 18:02, 24 July 2012 (GMT -5)
Do note that Lamport Walk is maintained as a ceasefire zone. There's also a no-genny policy. It's to maintain the place as a safe place for any weary survivors to crash. The no genny policy is to make the place seem empty, really. Don't break those rules. You'll get just one warning. Disregard the warning, and it's the blacklist for you. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:03, 25 July 2012 (BST)

A Rose at your door step

Rosedec.jpg As customary better late than never. --Killer Scarecrow 05:17, 2 May 2013 (BST)

Ninth Circle - possible terrorists

Although they're operating on the edge of your DMZ, in the area around Caiger Mall, the Brotherhood of the Ninth Circle is a self-proclaimed genocidal group in led by a group of PKers and GKers. If you haven't run across them yet, you will.

They're mainly active in the four suburbs around Caiger and are responsible for taking the Mall a week or so ago. In addition to PKing, GKing and spying, they also set bounties on particular survivors and particularly don't like combat revivers.

I don't know if that's enough for you to class them as "terrorists" or not, but you will come into conflict with them. --BenM 09:19, 5 May 2013 (BST)

Hello BenM, thank you for the heads up on the Brotherhood of the Ninth Circle. For the Dunell Hills Police Department to label a group as terrorists, we need to have screenshots of them PK'ing survivors. You may apply to be our ally at www.dhpd.tk and bring the screenshots so that we may add them to our terrorist list. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 09:28, Cinco de Mayo 2013 (GMT -5)

A Chat.

You may not be familiar with me in the least bit but i used to know one of your members a fine fellow though i cannot recall his name, but this is different, my group has been having Pker trouble in South Blythville, and a Man called Five Ohh (i seen him on your expired warrants list also) has slandered us and also used our group to affiliate his crimes to us, but recently we have had no problem's with him but he has recently changed his group affiliation to that of your group the Dunell Hills Police Department, their Appearance says this "D.H.P.D. deep cover squad. #6992" i was just letting you know, because i could not find him on your members list, and do not know his motives. Also a link to his Account http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1192805 ... --Mr Chris Redfield 0 07:12, 25 August 2013 (BST)

Requesting your Assistance

I'm not sure if this is really the place to ask. But a few of us are attempting to retake Caiger Mall, we could use the help of your group in doing so. Anyone you can send over there would be of great help. --Kinzuko 17:32, 8 October 2013 (BST)

Great Suburb Group Massacre 2013

I'm a volunteer helping to do some janitorial work on the suburb pages of the wiki. As part of that, we're double-checking in which suburbs each group is active. Currently, you're listed in one or more suburbs, in addition to using a radio frequency. If you would like to continue being listed, then please respond within the next month with the radio frequency you are using and a list of every suburb where you are currently active. If we don't hear back from you or we can't get the information we need, we'll be removing you from the lists, but you're welcome to re-add yourself later. If you have any questions, feel free to visit our informational page. Thanks. --RWSig1.png RWSig2.pngFoD PK Praise Rando!08:15, 23 October 2013 (BST)

Because your group hasn't responded within a month, your suburb and radio listings have been removed. Feel free to relist your group. Bob Moncrief EBDW! 02:45, 26 November 2013 (UTC)
Hey there, We dont check this too often for future reference it may be easier to reach us on our forum Codeist 19:53, 26 November 2013 (UTC)

Roftwood Block Party

Hello folks, you may remember me from my permanent warrant. I'd like to formally invite The DHPD to participate in the Block Party scheduled for July 15 until August 15, 2014 in Roftwood. The event is open to everyone, where we will try to relive the glory days of UD and bring as many people together as possible to have an enjoyable time. This page will give you the run down, but there aren't really any specific goals other than fun. As a group, we hope the event will provide a recruiting opportunity, as well as, some excitement for your current members. If you have any questions, feel free to ask on the the event talk page or on my talk page. Thanks! --K 16:55, 13 June 2014 (UTC)

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Archived Public Service Announcements

Issued 8 June 2007 FmrPFCBob 00:26, 9 June 2007 (BST)

Officer Marcus Payne is the new Public Relations contact, updated info should be forthcoming. First Commissioner Jeff Oneil is among those officers missing in action and vacant positions have been filled to maintain the chain of command.

Issued 18 December 2006 by Officer Otep - Public Relations Chief

The Fall of the Mall ...or...
The Effect of the Caiger Mall - Defeat on the DMZ

The fall of Caiger Mall and the resulting fallback in the beginning of November has meant hard times for the people of the DMZ. When the lights of Caiger dimmed and the last of the defenders fell or fled, the attacking hordes, spreading in search of fresh meat, entered and decimated territories in the eastern side of the DMZ. DHPD officers, allies and civilians were forced to retreat from the outer edges into Dunell Hills to escape the fate of Caiger. But fear not, for the brave officers of the Dunell Hills Police Department and their friends in the DMZ have regrouped and pushed back, claiming back many of the territories that were abandoned and providing swift headshots to the zombies still wandering the streets. The DMZ is once again a safe haven, survivor numbers are on the increase, the number of zeds has been decreasing and incursions into safehouses are being dealt with swiftly and efficiently by patrolling officers and vigilant civilians.

Issued 18 December 2006 by Officer Otep - Public Relations Chief

DHPD Restructuring ...or...
The Retirement of the Commissioner General

November also saw the retirement of Conndraka, Commissioner General of the DHPD. Conndraka has served the DHPD for almost a year now and has been a strong and efficient leader. As a mark of respect and for his service to the DHPD Conndraka has been bestowed the honorary title of Commissioner Emeritus, a position that comes with a larger office and better parking privileges. I believe I speak for the whole of the DHPD when I say I am glad he has chosen to remain with us so that we can continue to benefit from his advice and experience. Jeff O’Neil, former First Commissioner, has been elated to the position of Commissioner General. Jeff is a long-standing and well respected DHPD officer and has already proven himself a capable and effective Commissioner. The future of the DHPD is in safe hands.

Note to Members

I don't know where to announce news on here, and sorry in advance if The place I put this was bad. Well the SW corner of Stickling Mall was overtaken first by destroying generators by spies of Shacknews. Last time I saw (when I died and was thrown out), there were less than 50 survivors and 115 zombies in the South-West corner...I don't wanna say its done for, but do the math. Unless people are active within the hour, it's fallen. Shacknews attacks the weakest corner and will always stay in the heavy corner to die when its not a push to break down the Mall. They have spies that spray paint everything.--Wbleak24 01:41, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Your Message Begins Here

YouTube Video

Just a little constructive criticism

1. Use real guns, not plastic Airsoft guns.
2. NOBODY smacks their magazines. That just busts the wields on the magazine.
3. There are no MP5's in Malton
--Technerd CFT U! 21:09, 29 March 2010 (BST)

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IT'S A HUGE GODDAMN SHARK --Shank Case 21:11, 29 March 2010 (BST)
HOLY BALLS CARS ARE EXPLODING. Nothing to be done! 21:20, 29 March 2010 (BST)
Oh dear! Some people seem to be suffering from a bad case of sense of humour failure Purple Cat ~ DHPD 21:40, 29 March 2010 (BST)
But that is the point the video isn't funny. You need the Trenchcoat, 10 katanas, 12 shotguns, and 20 pistols to be funny... --Technerd CFT U! 22:32, 29 March 2010 (BST)
Oh dear! Some people seem to be suffering from a bad case of trenchcoating --Shank Case 03:08, 30 March 2010 (BST)
Do you also kick puppies as a pastime or have you not yet graduated from pulling wings off flies? Purple Cat ~ DHPD 08:20, 30 March 2010 (BST)
Psssst - Technerd: there are no magnum's nor M2HB .50's in Malton either. Might want to check what your characters are carrying BEFORE giving other people a hard time - you run the risk of having someone point out the obvious. XXX Sanpedro 00:13, 31 March 2010 (BST)
So a characters name/avatar denotes what he Carries? Can I get the bud you fellas are smoking? --Technerd CFT U! 23:50, 3 April 2010 (BST)
The point of the video is to RP a bit farther than the confines of the actual web game will allow. If we came on screen with our pocket protectors, pushing our thick glasses further up our nose as we spouted in a high-pitched voice about mall search percentages, action points, and the like, then what would be the fun in that? It's apparent that the veil of anonymity granted by the use of forums such as UDWiki are just too much for some people to bear while maintaining any sense of moral balance. (Read: You are a dick. Does it make you feel better to put other people down?) -   HaliphaxTCS 22:48, 9 April 2010 (BST)

Group Space

Hey, is there any reason why DHPD Testimonials and Rabit Hole aren't in your group namespace? DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 05:32, 27 May 2009 (BST)

No good reason - just super old pages. Jim was planning on getting around to some page move requests, honest :p --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 09:36, 29 May 2009 (BST)

Necro-Tech Biohazard Containment Service

Hi i on behalf of the Necro-Tech Biohazard Containment Service, ask if you are willing to help us retake Miltown, as you may or may not know Miltown is now currently a red zone, & our small group would like re-establish a base there in order to gather support. Unfortunately due to the situation down in Miltown & our lack of members we find this task considerably difficult. I on behalf of my Superior Sgt. Gonella would like you to help us with our organization of a retake of Miltown.

We are currently searching for other groups for help, so if you can help us out plz do not hesitate to call me @ Keita1132@gmail.com we are in dire need of assitance & your assitance may be vital for this operation.

Hi there. Miltown is pretty far out of our area of operations, but if you'd like to discuss further please feel free to drop by our forum. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 15:59, 20 May 2009 (BST)

------19th May 2009

(14/2/2009) Send...more...cops...

The Suburb Group Massace 2009

Stop hand.png Group Active? Request.
In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

--D.E.ATalk 19:06, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Active? Maybe. Effective? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--Globetrotters Icon.png #99 DCC 19:19, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Yet to run into any resistance in the Hills, DCC. Perhaps your own group should be culled? --Dr Sy N Tist 03:06, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Dual requests are bad. Sorry :(. Linkthewindow  Talk  07:21, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Request for help

Hello members of the DHPD, I know you've helped defend Caiger in the past (as have I, although I currently am unaffiliated with any group). After Caiger fell recently some of us have retreated to Calvert mall and are attempting to make a stand there. Unfortunately I don't have enough AP to manage the revive queues and keep barricades intact and survivor numbers are low at calvert. We are having frequent break-ins. Any assistance the DHPD can send would be much appreciated. I have a radio on me tuned to 26.60 MHz as well as a mobile phone.  Popsicle Pete  +  05:49, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Cosa Nostra: Possible Alliance?

Hello, I am the Don of all Malton. Well, more like Chudleyton but all will be ruled by the Don and Cosa Nostra. :) We are small obviously but want to have allies now rather than later. Were Pro-Survivor, defending Chudleyton from the enemy Mafioso (Zombies). We do however maintain our own list of Wanted As well as the Rogues Gallery, and Allied Pker lists. So we could be called Bhers. As well as Pkers since we claim All. Whichever you want to call us, we want to be all of yours friends. :) We currently keep Club Hodson in Chudleyton as a base of operations. (Though were Mafioso we have a deep respect for the Law) ;)Hope to hear back from you soon. Don Al Capone 16:41, 26 December 2008 (UTC)


DCC will be glad she got a permanent warrant finally! --– Nubis NWO 14:15, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Hey, nothing but the best for DCC. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 07:59, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

Attack on Ackland Security Commander

An officer identified as one VeryFlash (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94289) attacked and killed me in action near Marven Mall with absolutely no warning or provocation. He was carrying identification as a DHPD officer according to his profile. Can DHPD confirm that he's an officer? If he is, I would like to know why a DHPD officer targeted Ackland Mall Security's commanding officer. Tarumigan 4:41, 16 April 2008 (EST)

Another one of the Dead's Impersonators... Blast His Ass!!! --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 21:54, 16 April 2008 (BST)

Marty is right Tarumigan. Its a member of the dead's pking squad masquerading as Barricade Policy Enforcement or whatever. They are busy griefing the DHPD and use our group name in their profiles all the time. You can see our REAL roster here http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/DHPD/Department_of_Internal_Affairs That is the closest to an active roster as you'll find for the DHPD. Report them to Rogues and kill them and any BPE group member you see.--Sigpistol1.gifShowcaseTalk 01:27, 17 April 2008 (BST)


Everything is archived. Discontinue your ranting because it is falling onto deaf ears now. View the archive here -- Cisisero 10:31, 6 April 2008 (BST)


I would refer you to this explanation of the UD wiki's NPOV policy for group pages.

Both A Helpful Little Gnome and myself have noted on a couple of occasions recently that your NPOV section contains POV statements. Spefically, the second paragraph: "Click here to join the DHPD. Read DHPD Testimonials for an inside look at the DHPD". This is recruitment, not a verifiable statement of fact. Also, this part of the third paragraph -- "They still operate in an independent fashion, but their ability to communicate makes them an incredibly sweet, well oiled, and highly lubricated zombie-killing machine" -- is non-verifiable and therefore not NPOV.

As the Groups page explains, you can have further sections below the NPOV blurb that may be POV. All that is required, therefore, is that you move the "offending" passages out of the NPOV section and into a different, seperate section. That way, your page will conform to the format that all other groups on the wiki are asked to adhere to.

Thank you for your attention.

--WanYao 12:10, 6 April 2008 (BST)

Ravenwood Security Solutions

Greeting DHPD officers. We here at Ravenwood Security Solutions, Under the Juristictions of Jennings And Rall INC(J&R) and The United Nations Have been employed to Keep the general Peace in your Suburbs.

Our objective is not individual, but Whole group recruitments as our past experience has shown. You would retain FULL Squad Control,Ranks,Names,ECT.. BUT-we ask of you 2 Men/Women on a permanent Basis(we dont care if you send alts) To keep diplomatic ties between Groups.

These would be Full Fledged Recruits onto Ravenwood Security Solutions International, and thus forward under our General Command.

Our second Objective is Complete restoration, as stated in our Guideline. This can only be done if all people who are for our survival are working together,and not apart. We can achieve this by simply coordinating tactical strikes,repairs and revives.

Please send at least 2 Representatives to Our Forum or to Ravenwood,our wiki page. Please note-as Just arriving in your Suburbs, our Page is relatively new, and therefore will grow around and with you. Also, failure to comply will most likely mean your termination of supplies and AID from any Held Ravenwood Suburbs, and Subsequent Death Upon Entrance.

Have a pleasant Day, Look forward to working with you folks at

DHPD --PotHeadDan 10:17, 6 April 2008 (BST)

We'll send someone over ASAP. Good to see ya. :) -- Cisisero 10:56, 6 April 2008 (BST)
What the hell? Was that a force group join through force? - tylerisfat 22:48, 21 October 2008 (BST)

Honest question here

Why the heck does a police department identify itself with a presidential assassin? Redead13 05:11, 10 April 2008 (BST)

Let me answer your question with another question. Would other groups, such as your own, possibly have more active/higher authority figures that we might like to kill over and over? Ponder and let me know. -- Cisisero 07:26, 10 April 2008 (BST)
Awesomely deep brosef! Redead13 07:40, 10 April 2008 (BST)
As for an answer we might. You guys got any breathers with shotguns to shoot them with? That's a very important question as well. Redead13 18:13, 10 April 2008 (BST)
Yes. Thank you for your question. --Sigpistol1.gifShowcaseTalk 18:27, 10 April 2008 (BST)

honest dumb questions here

Isn't trying to delete a large swath of comments without an archive immediately bad faith? Redead13 17:42, 10 April 2008 (BST)

Not when they are meaningless comments. -- Cisisero 19:55, 10 April 2008 (BST)
Llama.JPG The Drama Llama is Watching You
The owner of this page reserves the right to delete trolling and drama at their discretion.

Further flaming and trolling can be done on user talk pages. If its done here, it will be deleted. Thank you.--Sigpistol1.gifShowcaseTalk 17:59, 10 April 2008 (BST)

Officer Kerry PKer?

Ruan, a member of my team, was PKed by Officer Kerry who claims to be a member of your team. He has posted the evidence on Brainstock. Officer Kerry does not have a record on the rogues gallery. She gave me no reason for the killing. Ruan would like a response from someone on your team via PM on Brainstock. Thanks, -ZaqWer 03:12, 15 April 2008 (BST)

Never Heard of an Officer Kerry... what suburb was this in? if it is outside the DMZ then fire at will... because none of our recruits are out there... only the expeditionary force... and I know all of those guys... anywho... someone from command should respond soon...
PS: If they don't leave me a message on my talk page or pop into the forum... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 03:16, 15 April 2008 (BST)
ZaqWer, I posted on your talk page but I'll respond here as well so other groups and individuals know... Officer Kerry is not a member of the DHPD, rather they are a member of the PKer group of The Dead. Currently they are mostly operating in the SW around Marven Mall. This zombie/pker group has been griefing the DHPD for months now and it's a common tactic to change their group name to ours when committing crimes. If we can help in the future, feel free to ask. Good luck and happy hunting. --Sigpistol1.gifShowcaseTalk 13:27, 15 April 2008 (BST)

Flowers of Disease

I must say that your Delta squad has given us a bit of a run, but it looks like the FoD is kicking there asses. I do not find this odd as we are the best in the biz. I will give cu does to Bulldog(C6) though as he has proven to be a fine diplomat and adversary. I think this little game we have been playing will ultimately result in a serious bonus to the survivors in your neck of the woods.

Sincerely, --Roland 03:07, 6 June 2008 (BST)

I'm impressed with the performance of some of the members of the DHPD squads. Once they put down their beer steins and the clouds of many ales cleared, they were certainly more lively than the last group we visited (the completely useless Knights Templar of Kempsterbank). I wish to discuss an idea we have been tossing around with Bulldog. Please send him post-haste to the FOD forum. --Hibernaculum 04:52, 6 June 2008 (BST)

I would venture to say the tally would be closer if only the Delta kills were tallied. No matter though, it was indeed a fun fight!--Bulldog C6 03:39, 7 June 2008 (BST)

All kills will be tallied and posted on our wiki as soon as is convenient for those responsible for the wiki. I do know that as for myself I had 8 kills and you folks got me 3 times once at a RP as a ZED. So in my mind that makes 2 kills for you, but then again I am Roland and anything less would be shameful.  ;)

I look forward to seeing you soon..--Roland 04:23, 7 June 2008 (BST)

Fiat Lux

Well, it's been some time I've come to extend the typical high five to the DHPD for another solid year of surviving also, an invitation four our latest venture to pay respects to the years we look back on...a festival of light and sound It's extravaganza number three http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Third_Extravaganza the angels have been planning this for months now, and I hope you can attend two we've never one the day without you, and we're naught planning on leaving you behind this time either

hope you can attend PadreRomero 17:57, 7 June 2008 (BST)

Will let the rest of the gang know Sanpedro 01:27, 10 June 2008 (BST)

MHG On Tour (Owsleybank)

Hello! As probably the biggest MHG supporters in the Northwest (Malton?) for over a year now, I was sure to contact you about this. I'm on a tour of Malton as a representative of MHG, (Not exactly advertised on the wiki, I really need to get on that.) helping the locals with healing and reviving and such. Anyway, I'm making a stop in Owsleybank, and I'm wondering if you have any active personnel there. If they are dead, I'm down to 2 needles from a prior visit to Nixbank but if they Pay It Forward it might work out. If they are still alive, we should really try to coordinate. If you don't have any personnel, I'll be sure to throw up a tag or two for you. Whatever the case, get back to me.--Jonny Evans 02:50, 11 July 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

{Template removed to remove category}--– Nubis NWO 22:35, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Thanks. --Pedentic 03:18, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Can confirm this group is active. --Adavastor 03:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)
Indeed we are Sanpedro 07:55, 31 July 2008 (BST)
Thanks. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 10:36, 31 July 2008 (BST)
Yeah we're around... great work guys... i think what you're doing is neat... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 21:07, 6 August 2008 (BST)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! You are so lucky this says Active and not Effective.--The Malton Globetrotters #99 DCC SNACK STRONG 07:17, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 13:31, 19 August 2008 (BST)

Thanks Purple Cat

Thank you for your help with the zombie and the heal. I'ld thank you in game, but I'm using up all my AP on the barricades :) Kevyn Wu 05:44, 11 August 2008 (BST)

All in a days work... To my knowledge she's not on the wiki often... but I'll make sure to send her your thanks... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:47, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Malton Uprising

The Dunell Hills Police Department is cordially invited to the Malton Uprising. --Secruss|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA|800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png|EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ|Evil3.gif|MU|GN|C2008|Chippy.gif|20:34, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Thanks but no thanks - anyone spotted pking DEM members within the DMZ will become fair game for DHPD officers. Sanpedro 05:41, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Group page formatting

I really like the style of your page, you guys put a bit of effort into it and I like it. Congrats :) DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 07:46, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

Thank you! --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 15:12, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

Revive Requests

Your revive request link on the Molebank suburb page is a bad link. Don't know if it's an isolated event but id thought id let you know. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 23:05, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Links are fixed now, thanks for the heads up. Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 14:32, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

The Great Radio Group Massacre

Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This frequency was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Heya, folks. I know it's kind of a random request, but it's for all groups, regardless of size, to help keep the wiki up to date. Are y'all still active and using the frequency? --Jen 00:38, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Allow me to take care of a couple of things by saying Yes... The DHPD is still active and Does in fact still use both the frequencies attributed to the group. Conndrakamod TAZM CFT 04:03, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
Thanks for the response, and I'll keep in mind that you use both frequencies. Linkthewindow  Talk  04:08, 15 December 2008 (UTC)


Stop hand.png Recruitment
Your ad has been removed from the Recruitment page because of rules violation, specifically an old timestamp. There is a guide here. Please re-add it if you are still active and recruiting.

-- Linkthewindow  Talk  07:21, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Readded, thanks. Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 00:50, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

Cleaning up a mess of redirects!

I fixed up around 25 double redirects related to your group and two (Cotty Street PD and Broadbelt Grove PD) that should've redirected to actual location pages, not a group subpage. On that note, the location pages are pretty scarce in actual information (besides a short splash of text and a link to a subpage of this group) so I'm going to give those a once-over. Just wanted to let you know. And uh, maybe do less of the double-redirecting? Pleeease? --aClashInRedSnowHand logo.png|talk 13:31, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

A crat rolled through and decided to move a whole bunch of our pages a couple of days ago, which looks to be the reason a load of this stuff broke. I'm on hols right now so I haven't been able to follow this stuff up at the moment. Thanks for the help and for dropping us a note about it. Also, you're fine to do any work on those location pages you like. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 10:00, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

Check-Mark-Reviewed.jpg Group Confirmed.
This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

-- Linkthewindow  Talk  22:35, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
Ummm Link, Don't you think that major groups in the top 10-20 on the Groups should get something like a free pass on this. If the DHPD just fizzled that would be one thing but the numbers are pretty static. Conndrakamod TAZM CFT 02:35, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

It was definitely something I thought about, however for the sake of fairness, and that it would cause annoying drama (but then again, anything does,) I just went with the old system. However, most of the large groups reply (although the MPD didn't last time.) Linkthewindow  Talk  07:20, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

And wasn't the 2008 version of this not so long ago? Yes, still active, of course :) --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 02:41, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Six months is a long time on the Internet :P Linkthewindow  Talk  07:20, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
He's right you know, Time in the Internet is actually much faster then us. In the time it takes for us to hit the enter button, Millions of bits of data come into existence and die off within that short amount of time. So in truth what seems like a second to us is 1 billion nanoseconds long. Now imagine a nano sec being as long as an hour in the computer world... Don't take my word for it... watch Reboot! --Ltpotter 13:51, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Building Information Center

Hello, I am here representing the Building Information Center. As one of the largest groups in the game, you have the capability to update the building status reports in your home suburb and any other suburbs you visit. In essence, that is why I am here- to request that your group helps contribute to and update the BIC.--~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 22:05, 22 July 2009 (BST)

MPD Investigation

Hi DHPD. I am Inspector Alex Mesa from MPD.

Alex Mesa SW-W Inspector Homidice Investigation.

Zeeba kill Sgt Howard

zeeba in DHPD.

Sgt Howard453rd Medical Core

Zeeba UDID group tag say he is on DHPD-I not found him on DHPD WIKI roster.

Also he warning Howard but Howard hasnt any bounty...and zeeba has:Crimes

Any information can help me on my investigation...If I no recive a reply sorry to say he is going to be Reported and Arrested by his crimes.

Good Bye---(x)AlvaromesaTalk | Bacardi |MPD | Malton Public Radio 17:15, 25 August 2009 (BST)

Responded Conndrakamod TAZM CFT 17:24, 25 August 2009 (BST)
Thank you very much...I hope Local of grigg havent more problems with him.Like I say thanks for the info.--(x)AlvaromesaTalk | Bacardi |MPD | Malton Public Radio 03:51, 26 August 2009 (BST)


ORPHAN.jpg Orphaned Page
The following page(s) were orphaned, meaning they weren't linked from any other page on UDWiki. For house-keeping's sake, we are adding the link onto the relevant talk page. If you don't want the pages anymore just post them on the Deletions Page. You aren't required to do anything, but we'd appreciate if it you kept the link on any one of your pages.

Please note that the link provided below will not remove the page from Orphaned Pages, so you'll still need to manually make a link for us. Thank you.

--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 11:24, 30 September 2009 (BST)

- Hi Ross. Page is currently orphaned as it's only for the UD Tool colouriser to use, and currently is under construction. -- Peter McGrady  FoD 10:29, 1 October 2009 (BST)

Thanks, I've found another one you may not need, added above. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:46, 5 October 2009 (BST)
Cheers Ross - likewise for that one -- Sanpedro 03:13, 7 October 2009 (BST)

Me Again

Chudleyton, appears to have no barricade plan. Want to make one? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 19:46, 21 October 2009 (BST)

DHPD previously considered portions (to respect the influence of CMS) of Chudleyton part of its operational area called the DMZ, I understand we are no longer permitted to call it the DMZ or some such crap. We still and are currently operating in the suburb but claim no ownership nor impose a barricade plan. Feel free to draw one up but with the low survivor population I think it will be rarely implemented. FmrPFCBob 02:04, 24 October 2009 (BST)

Ghost Squad

Hi there, I'm Giles from the SWA. We previously played alongside the Ghost Squad, as part of this operation and we consider them to be allies of the SWA. As such, I've just added the Ghost squad to our newly created "allies" section. I hope someone from your group will have a chance to check it out and fill in your group goals and where you're based. That's pretty much it. See you around!--GANG Giles Sednik CAPD 10:06, 25 October 2009 (UTC)

Thanks - I'll pass this on to the Ghost Squad Leader Sanpedro 01:52, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Took care of it. Thanks for the request! It was truly a blast to work with you lot!-- BULLDOGC6 02:17, 26 October 2009 (UTC)


We're just a couple of blocks outside your DMZ, but CORAM could really benefit from an alliance with DHPD. Hopefully we'd be able to give something back too, especially during the rare moments when we're not under seige. Appreciate that DHPD is probably very busy, but in times of spare AP we'd love some support. We are constantly under attack and our numbers are few. x --    : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 09:22, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

Hi, we're always happy for new allies. Come along to [2] and sign up on our forums and we can sort out liaisons. Louise 09:48, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
Thanks Louise. Have listed DHPD as allies on our page, and will seek out an ambassador for your forum. Thank you x --    : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 10:08, 22 November 2009 (UTC)


impersonator zeeba located at The Coram Building. He killed me for being a DHPD imposter in Dunnel Hills :/ --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 12:19, 2 December 2009 (UTC)


Stop hand.png Group Active? Request.
In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 15:03, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Yonnua. We are still very much active across all of the suburbs we are listed in. Sanpedro 03:24, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Dearest CORAM Allies

I am writing today to request a lickle favour. As much as we're kinda enjoying it, we're being daily RK'd and GK'd by Mormonpussy.

For sure, some of us have been spamming the EBS which in itself is RK worthy, and I hate to snitch, but we'd appreciate a little help with Mormonpussy's new in-game - game.

If you could be so kind, please report any Mormonpussy sitings on 27.50MHz, or simply rip him to pieces on our behalf. He's a pleasant enough griefer, but we could sure use some back-up. (Or if you hate us, join his Anti-CORAM group!)

Many, many thanks xxxxxxxxx --    : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 09:42, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

It has to be said there's not a lot we can do unless he starts GKing or RKing in Molebank. If he does send us some screenshots and we'll see about putting him on our Most Wanted list. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 09:47, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, he may well hide-out in Molebank, we'd love it if you could report any sightings. x --    : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 10:04, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

I'll ask my Officers to look out. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 10:41, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Officer assault innocent civilian

I have proof officer AvilesC shot and killed me in Owsleybank. I was a zombie at the time but I hadn't commited any crimes. I want to take him to trial for this is unfair!

Unfortunately, zombies aren't considered "innocent civilians". I think it is the whole eating of brains thing. Highly frowned upon.Bill Turner 05:59, 11 April 2010 (BST)
But shouldn't he atleast have a reason besides me being a zombie? I mean it would make since if I took down a cade or Pk'd someone like a Mrh? Cow or gave a infection to a survivor but please explain why he shot me besides the old WELL YOU EAT BRAINS! lame excuse --Radio Girl 03:46, 13 April 2010 (BST)
Unless they are waiting at designated revive points zombies are assumed to be unfriendly. That said zombies are usually only targetted when inside buildings since it is, tactically speaking, rather wasteful to shoot them in the street. Frankly, if you were shot in the street you were, at worst, mildly inconvenienced by the whole incident and it probably cost AvilesC more resource than you. Calls for a "trial" seem a little hysterical. If you were inside a building then you were constituting an obstacle to cade maintenance and building repair. Since the local zombies tend to object strenuously to being revived, shooting such intruders is the preferred response. If you were in Woodbourne or at a designated revive point then this was obviously a mistake. In this case, please supply the evidence you have and we'll have a talk with AvilesC. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 10:50, 13 April 2010 (BST)

Oooh pretty! Purple Cat ~ DHPD 20:36, 23 April 2010 (BST)

Naming Issues

Ok, so "DHPD" redirects to "Dunell Hills Police Department". However your subpages use them both interchangeably for their titles. You also have categories under both names. If it's not problematic, could I ask that you decide on one and allow your subpages to be moved accordingly? -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 14:27, 29 April 2010 (BST)

Hmmm. There hardly seems to be anything current in the Dunell Hills Police Department Category except a whole load of User pages which someone must have added in a fit of enthusiasm at one point. I don't think there is any problem shifting the pages (apart from the user ones) over to DHPD. I'm not sure what the etiquette is about assigning User pages to Categories. I notice my user page is there and I'm sure I wasn't ever asked if it could be so listed. If it's standard then move them as well, otherwise I'd be inclined to drop them from the category altogether. Anyway feel free to move as appropriate. I'll also ask our wiki people to turn their attention to it but the response may be slow, if you're hoping to get this tidied up quickly.
How much of a problem is the subpage title thing? We tend to use the acronym and the title interchangeably and it'll be a pain to go through everything to get it consistent, without taking into account that the various squads and sub-groups may feel strongly one way or another Purple Cat ~ DHPD 14:52, 29 April 2010 (BST)
User pages often fall into categories by the use of templates, rather than by being directly included - templates containing the code for a category will automatically sort pages they're used on into the relevant category. As for the category/page names, it would ideally be preferable for them all to be uniform, and as such, using 'Dunell Hills Police Department' and not 'DHPD' for them would be advised, especially for subpages. Nothing to be done! 14:56, 29 April 2010 (BST)
On checking I realise my "User Page" under the DHPD category doesn't redirect to my User page at all but to a separate one someone seems to have created for my DHPD Character! I'm sure I didn't do this, although it could just be old age. I'm wondering if lots of the others are just place holders someone has set up.
More importantly, do I understand correctly that you(*gestures vaguely in direction of random wiki folk*) would prefer it if we moved all the pages under DHPD to Dunell Hills Police Department rather than vice versa? I'm assuming it doesn't make much difference to us although someone must have decided DHPD was preferable at some point in the past. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 15:08, 29 April 2010 (BST)
Yeah the full name would be preferable. If you're fine with that we can just start moving things en-masse and fixing categories etc. (We'll possibly have to meddle with some protected pages too) -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 15:28, 29 April 2010 (BST)
Give me 24 hours. Our main wiki person is up to his eyeballs in real life at the moment and I doubt the rest of the `wiki team' have any particular preference. If it makes your lives easier/the wiki less cluttered and you don't mind doing the work then I'd like to give permission but I'd just like to check with the forum first, in case there is some over-riding reason to keep the DHPD Category that I'm missing here. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 15:39, 29 April 2010 (BST)
Sure. There's no rush. -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 15:40, 29 April 2010 (BST)
I've spoken to Jim Extreme who did a big wiki reorganisation a while back. He says he meant to switch everything to one category but ran out of energy. We're happy with everything being moved to the Dunell Hills Police Department category.
Jim also says that most of the User Pages in that category were created by User:Conndraka. Is there some mechanism for unlinking or deleting them? We'd need to go through and see which were created by him and which weren't. But any he'd created and then had never been edited by the player offend my sense of the neatness of things, especially since a lot of the characters are no longer associated with the DHPD. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 14:55, 30 April 2010 (BST)
Since they're pages for "users" who don't exist, they qualify as a scheduled deletion, and any sysop can delete them on sight. I'll hit the ones that clearly weren't touched after being made, and leave the rest in case they do have something important on. -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 18:40, 30 April 2010 (BST)

Ok so your pages have been in dire need of some maintenance since forever. :P

Some of your internal links probably still need looking at, I'll get around to it. Additionally a bunch of articles in Category:DHPD need to have that removed, but that's easy enough.

Mostly I'm just going to list some things I came across which you might want to look at:

  • Category:Dunell Hills Police Department
    • I've purged a bunch of user pages, but there are still ~100 in your category that were modified at least a little bit so I can't just kill them. If you want to to have members show up in the category, then everything is ok. If you don't want any users in the category, you can remove the category and nav template as needed.
    • I altered Template:DHPD to fix some links. Most importantly, using this template will automatically include the page in your category now. You don't need to add the category yourself. This has also added a few random pages to your category that use the template for some reason.
    • Regarding Template:DHPD. I won't be renaming that since the acronym is fine for a template.
    • Category:DHPD can be deleted once emptied. You should grab the content from the page if you care about it and add it to Category:Dunell Hills Police Department.
    • Talking of the content on Category:Dunell Hills Police Department, you might want to reduce it to the opening paragraph and nav box. The rest is just overkill (that's just my opinion though)

There's a lot to deal with, I won't rush you. If you need something deleted, moved or a protected page edited, either make a note here or pay a visit to A/SD, A/MR or A/PT respectively. -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 21:59, 30 April 2010 (BST)

Knew I'd forget something.

I also moved the content on Category:Dunell Hills Military Zone to Dunell Hills Police Department/Dunell Hills Military Zone because the category was empty. The content itself is old and I figured you'd want to look at it and see if it was worth keeping. -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 22:02, 30 April 2010 (BST)

Thanks, that's a handy list to work from, although my reaction to most of it is "What?" followed by "Archive it". As soon as my main wiki person has managed 8 hours sleep in a row, I'll get him onto it. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 09:22, 4 May 2010 (BST)
Thanks Rooster - having all of these in a list is really useful. As PurpleCat mentioned, I'm really flat tack in real life at the moment, but will get to these once things calm down a bit. Sanpedro 00:55, 5 May 2010 (BST)
Sure. I also managed to empty the DHPD category. So once you're done checking everything over I can clean up the old links and redirects then you'll be done and I won't pester you any more. :P -- User:The Rooster RoosterDragon User talk:The Rooster 10:16, 5 May 2010 (BST)

Dunell Hills is a wreck, where is the PD?

Maverick Farrant, here on behalf of 404:Barhah Not Found. We came to help locals in your suburb, only to find that... there don't appear to be any! The place is a wreck, and due to our smaller active membership right now I don't think we will be able to fix the place up on our own. --Maverick Talk - OBR Praise Knowledge! 404 08:32, 20 May 2010 (BST)

Sorry for the late reply, I must have missed a notification. You must have just missed us in the Hills. We're currently restocking. If you want to run an op in the Hills it's probably a good idea to contact us via our forum and then we can coordinate on a joint operation. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 21:56, 27 May 2010 (BST)

Hello from Smitty

I'm just dropping by to say that you guys have been a great help in keeping myself alive. Appreciate the help, and I hope you don't mind that I shot what I believe was one of your members as a zombie. I revived him afterwards. >_> --Dunstan 23:03, 7 June 2010 (BST)

Our pleasure. Getting shot as a zombie is just an occupational hazard and a revive is always welcome. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 11:06, 8 June 2010 (BST)

All Contributions Before 4/12/08

Goon Trolls

I de-POVed the NPOV section but unfortunately user A Helpful Little Gnome uneponymously rolled back my changes under the banner of accuracy, while managing to add further inaccuracy by claiming the DHPD has over 70 members when the stats page clearly showed hours before that it had less. To avoid this happening again, I've added full citations for all my alterations, so it should be safe this time. --Grarr 21:47, 7 April 2008 (BST)
I didn't have a problem with you wanting to change it, just what you changed it to. DHPD is not small and has more than 70 members. Granted, it may not always be exactly 70 or more, but does anyone really want to update the stats every hour? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:05, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Apparently being true and fully sourced is not enough. Interesting precedent, I'd say...--Grarr 22:15, 7 April 2008 (BST)
I just wish Marty left his comments here instead of passive aggressively through the summary window. the unsigned comment was posted by-User:ScoobyDooDoobie
I'll oblige you, do not edit our page; it is called 'our' page for a reason... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 22:50, 7 April 2008 (BST)
Lol. You dont see me going over to the Dead's page and posting all sots of things do you? No you dont. Dont touch our pages anymore. Cisisero 23:57, 7 April 2008 (BST)
No, none of you would ever think of doing that. Oh wai-
"(diff) (hist) . . Talk:The Dead‎; 18:24 . . (+213) . . MartyBanks (Talk | contribs) (→NEEDS MORE IMAGES - )"
--Laughing Man 00:02, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Im glad he did, the 7 or 8 edits you have decided to make to our page inexcusable. -- Cisisero 00:05, 8 April 2008 (BST)
I posted in the 'TALK' in something about 'me'; whereas you all lot have decided to take it upon yourselves to renovate 'our' page the way you want it... which is not happening... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 00:35, 8 April 2008 (BST)
At least you guys have a right to complain since you've never been in our business. Get rid of this outdated never needed fucking page already you unbelievable morons. --Riseabove 19:24, 8 April 2008 (BST)
"Originally hit Dunell Hills and wasted it quite effectively mid-November '07 and have kept it survivor-free since then." cheers for admitting defeat guys, it's really nice of you. --Grarr 22:53, 8 April 2008 (BST)

I don't know what anyone else has done to your page... And I don't really care... (edit) Actually, I do, laiz! But what can I do about?? But I just wish to note that this -- "They still operate in an independent fashion, but their ability to communicate makes them able to quickly exchange working ideas and concepts, greatly increasing their effectiveness" -- is still non-verifiable, subjective matter of opinion. It may very well be perfectly true, but from the outside it is, nonetheless, just opinion and self-promotion. But anyway... thanks for making the effort, in any event. It is significantly more "up to spec". Cheers. --WanYao 00:53, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Yeah, and their claim of '100+ and growing group members' is verifiably false. It was 80ish a few days ago, was 70 odd yesterday and is now actually 65: it should be 60+ and falling. At a rate of 5 a day. And no wonder, because this group page is becoming a bit of a joke. The Dead not liking you is not an excuse to actively fill the wiki with lies. --Grarr 01:26, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Lol guys, look, the joke just talked. Cisisero 02:00, 8 April 2008 (BST)
I simply changed it back to what it was before you showed up - seemed the easiest way. False or not, the page is ours to maintain as we see fit. I'm sure that, were I more of an anal person with a lot of spare time, I could rush over to the dead's page and claim that 'We're going to destroy everything, and you can't stop us' is a false statement. At the end of the day though, it's a wiki page for a group in a browser based game, so I guess we can let it slide. Good to see you have such an eye for detail though - that's a life skill and no one can take that away from you. xxx Sanpedro 02:04, 8 April 2008 (BST)
I just want to point out that the stats page can't be completely accurate, as it doesn't group together variations, mispellings etc. I used to have "Tikhon Medical's target dummy" in my profile for half a year, so it would not have been counted towards the group numbers. Same thing could be here. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:39, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Maybe, at most, that could account for 10% extra members. Not over 50%. If you're wanting to claim that, you need evidence. --Grarr 12:15, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Why? It's a DHPD page - we can pretty much write whatever we please. Besides, with our posse members etc, it could easily account for over 50%. Again though, it's a group page - we've cleaned up the NPOV - anything else we might wish to put on the page etc. Thanks for caring though. Sanpedro 12:23, 8 April 2008 (BST)
heh, precedence? have a look at http://www.urbandead.com/stats.html and click on the top groups with a link to the wiki. Nearly all of them are inaccurate. There is your precedence. Even the righteous zombie groups such as MOB, FU, RFF, etc. Group membership fluctuates and can't be updated (as was said below by someone) every time a member leaves or signs up. And Grarr wants evidence? funny stuff. I can't believe you goons are this wrapped up in such minutia. --Showcase 18:58, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Yeah it's just flying from -30 to +130 all the time! Except it's not. It's been around 80ish for the past 5 months and has been falling in number for the past 2 months. Though I guess making fun of people with math skills is a good past time for you people.--ScoobyDooDoobie 20:03, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Oh, good. Everyone was waiting for you to show up to insult our intelligence. Too bad you missed the entire point regarding precedence, not whether we can add or read or fucking count. --Showcase 20:41, 8 April 2008 (BST)
I love my reception as always. Nice sidestep on defending your stupidity though. It explains how you guys survive in real life when the topic comes up.--ScoobyDooDoobie 21:12, 8 April 2008 (BST)
You've proven everyone's stupidity over and over with your witty comments. Could you, just once, offer something to the disucssion other than that? --Showcase 21:16, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Since you admit that DHPD is 'stupid' then what's the point of discourse or discussion? It goes over your heads anyway and as Marty and others have shown, you're willing to attack us outside of the game. I'm at least staying in character. You're making it personal and I'd advise against it. It hurts your image or whatever image you have left.--ScoobyDooDoobie 21:44, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Don't worry about my image, I'm not. So you're "in character"? I knew it! All my internet friends told me that Scoobydoodoobie was nothing but the dumbest fuck, incabable of forming a single coherent thought other than, "derrr, yer stoopid" but I kept telling them its just you being in character. How you can maintain that personality thoughout all of your comments is simply amazing. Personal? Who is taking it personal? I only see goons trolling the wiki pointing fingers at the stupid and infirmed and bitching like pussies about some group's character count. --Showcase 21:16, 8 April 2008 (BST)
And so the personal attacks continue. Nice strawman. --ScoobyDooDoobie 22:08, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Just because the Roster on the stats page lists a number...It doesn't mean there arn't more people part of the DHPD. You never know why a DHPD member might want to change his profile to read... oh I don't know... Maybe "The Dead" for some reason... hmmmm I wonder why that might be....Couldnt have anything with scent death now could it... Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 14:36, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Conndraka what can I say, when you're right, you're right. I can think of dozens of reasons why a DHPD member would want to drop his group affiliation, although none of them involve scent death... --Deadtanian 16:40, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Lol. you sir are a complete retard, members of your own group noticed the DHPD SWAT on the group stats board briefly, I wonder why we would do that? Im sure you thought it was because we are super cool police officers, but the reality is far different. Also, while we have your brain switched on, I want you to ponder if maybe, just maybe, we might try to do it with other members of our group. Ok now, I know that was hard, feel free to turn it back off now. -- Cisisero 00:16, 9 April 2008 (BST)
Get bent... it is our page... start screwing with it and you will face the consequences... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 17:50, 8 April 2008 (BST)
Chill Marty. Vandal reporting comes later and there is no need to discuss it. It will happen or it wont. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 18:21, 8 April 2008 (BST)


As that discussion has deteriorated, the Category section has been removed. You may remove all our categories, please do not touch DHPD pages themselves, they are ours and any attempts to modify them will be brought to vandal services and possibly arbitration. Further posts by members of the Dead will also most likely be removed. Please stay off of all DHPD related pages. Cisisero 19:13, 4 April 2008 (BST)

I am not a member of the Dead. Nor are the sysops who were complaining about your group's abuse of the categories. And no one is talking about touching your personal group pages, man, you're degenerating into sheer paranoia!! Interesting, though, how you wish to cover your tracks... You don't just admit that you did something wrong and seek to fix it... Noooo... you just DELETE the legitimate criticism being levelled against your group... just like I expect you will delete this comment... won't you?? --WanYao 19:19, 4 April 2008 (BST)
What part of remove our categories did you not understand? If you really want to bitch about it go back and revert my edit and cut around every member of the Dead that said something retarded that was spam. As you are a sysop im sure you have all the time in the world to do it. Its our talk page and frankly I can do whatever I want with it. Regarding our pages, I was issuing a preemptive statement that we will not tolerate with it. As much as it isn't our wiki as someoner brought up, it isn't theirs either. As for your comment, it isn't filled with spam or drama, though the way you worded it will undoubtably bring it in. It wont be deleted for now, it may be deleted later however. Cisisero 19:33, 4 April 2008 (BST)
WanYao is not a sysop. And, boy... i wish i had all the time of the world... --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 21:08, 4 April 2008 (BST)
And, btw, it's considered poor form to delete comments from a talk page without archiving them. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 21:09, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Its a good thing we have the Drama Llama loomking over our page then isn't it. If you want to bitch about it do it somewhere else. I have no problem deleting the comments again. Nothing forces us to keep an archive, and until there is we probably wont keep inflammatory things around. Any further comments on the matter will be deleted as well. You had your way, the categories have been removed, now leave us alone. -- Cisisero 21:31, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Actually, my comments were dramatic and flame-y... I was genuinely pissed off when I wrote them. Because you deleted large chunks of commentary that were perfectly legitimate. Critical? Sure. But also legitimate. Talking about a problem that IMO needed to be addressed. And, I can't go around deleting stuff written by the Dead here because it's your talk page -- and deleting stuff would be vandalism. Cisicero... You really need to examine how you reacted to this. Because the way you handled this case... just deleting EVERYTHING... only made the problem worse. Pissed people off. And made your group look bad. Think about it. (EDIT) Oh... and no I am not a sysop, and I was not in any way implying I am... But I was referring above to comments made by sysops, which were deleted. --WanYao 12:52, 5 April 2008 (BST)
Alright, my apologies. I can cut around members of the Dead then :P Cisisero 18:11, 5 April 2008 (BST)
This is considered very bad form. As you deleted Laughing Man's comment, directly above this one, when it was not, in fact, overly dramatic, or trolly. In fact, it was the mere statement that this page was being archived and that what you are doing is an act of generic denial in the face of legitimate criticism. Membership in a specific in-game group does not invalidate one's criticisms. I've been here since nigh the game's inception, and have been playing my dedicated zombie for two years now, but I'm in favor of what The Dead have been upto, on-wiki and off. At least, most of them. It livens the place up, and the criticisms being levelled agqainst the DHPD -are legitimate-. You really need to take a step back and wonder if the image of your group as a whole is taking a severe beating as your actions to quash criticisms become increasingly desperate. Realize that the wiki community is just that, a community. Not very neighborly to put your fingers in your ears and go "la la la, I can't hear you", when the concerns are legitimate. As mine, here, are. Jerith 18:20, 5 April 2008 (BST)
Once again, are you unable to read? He mentioned that he archived the page, THAT WE SPECIFICALLY SAID WE WANTED DELETED. If you can tell me how that isn't inflammatory then Im pretty sure you are a member of the Dead yourself. It doesnt matter what you are in favor for, we view them as a bunch of trolling assholes. Its awesome what you like, but in the end im sure we can more than handle our group's image. There are no attempts to quash critisism, do you honestly believe Im going to sit here and complain abouta few Category signs? Realize that we are part of your wiki communnity whetheryou like us or not, and that even though in your eyes your concerns are legitimate, in ours they may not be. Cisisero 18:31, 5 April 2008 (BST)
Yes, but you were not the sole contributor of that section. Deleting the section is fine, but it is poor form to do so without archiving things -because doing so speaks of attempts to avoid, rather than address, the criticisms stated in that section-. You clearly cannot handle your group's image, as you're accusing and blowing up at each and every person to come to the page, and although acceding on minor points (category tags), you've not addressed the larger issues (the group has no in-game presence that conforms to what is stated on its now-misleading pages, and the DMZ is no more). So, not considering the concerns of other to be legitimate? That's fine. Going about it the way you are? That's not. Nowhere did I say that you're not a welcome member of the wiki community, just that you're not acting as a conscientious part of it, and all quarters are quickly losing patience for you. Jerith 19:12, 5 April 2008 (BST)
Alright... I am fucking done with trying to treat you like a rational, mature adult. Because you're obviously NOT. Ciao. --WanYao 03:21, 6 April 2008 (BST) (that was intended for cisisero and the DHPD people, not Jerith)... WanYao 03:24, 6 April 2008 (BST)

*Ehem* Well actually, you need your NPOV statement on the DHPD page to be NPOV, per the guidelines... more specifically the recruitment part should be moved, just that one sentence. :D --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:53, 4 April 2008 (BST)

What in the world... you guys have pages with DHPD categories for nonexistent users. Is there any reason for that? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 05:22, 5 April 2008 (BST)

Some of those are users who have abandoned those pages; Some are current DHPD members that are active, and as I recall someone in the Posse was making profiles setups for the other posse members... Most have used them, a few have not... We've been running clean up a little bit recently; but I suggest you tread lightly there lest you delete an active DHPD members page... Which very likely will happen, since most of those folks pop in now and again... as for our NPOV statement on our page... I see no problem with it... that is pretty much a brief overview of the DHPD... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:59, 5 April 2008 (BST)
i think AHLG was referring to this: "Click here to join the DHPD. Read DHPD Testimonials for an inside look at the DHPD". That is not NPOV and needs to be moved. I also think that everything below that line is also not NPOV and needs to be moved to a POV section. But, that's just my opinion... Now... when you say stuff like "I suggest you tread lightly" -- are you aware that those words come across as a threat?Seriously... whether you meant it that way or not, that's how the phrase is usually used -- as a don't fuck with me -- or else comment. And then you act as though people are trying to delete the content of your pages -- which no one is... that looks a little... paranoid?? I'm saying this constructively, think about how talking like that, and how just deleting the Categories discussion makes people feel and makes you look. And this is coming from someone who can be complete asshole himself, I know of what I speak here... ;P And I can understand that the constant harassment by the SA Goons has probably put you on the defensive... But... Oh and those member categories, the simple solution is to have an active members roster. The categories themselves really clog up the wiki. --WanYao 13:07, 5 April 2008 (BST)
They are in the category because they are part of the DHPD... they choose to associate their profiles in the category we made... and yes the harassment is getting old... and you're not helping the situation... and if you wish to quibble over my words then by all means... but don't be surprised if someone who's active gets all hissy when you mess with their user page... it is not a threat... I'm just letting you know, people are temperamental when it comes to their pages... if you don't want to hear the friendly warning then ignore it... no harm, no foul... but back to the situation at hand... you guys are really not helping... we're trying to hold some ground... and if the dead think they can kick us off the wiki they have another thing coming... and at some point you guys need to move in and stop this stuff... this level of harassment should not be tolerated... we'd like to play the game in peace without jerks harassing us constantly both in and out of game... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 19:26, 5 April 2008 (BST)
I don't think they should have to change the content or categorizing of any of the pages specifically about their group or group members, just remove the group categories for in-game locations as those are encyclopedic in form and not group-owned. It'd also be nice if they put DHPD/The_dead_of_Dunell_Hills up for deletion. If they did these two things I can't see any reason why I for one would ever need to comment on any DHPD wiki pages again. --Riseabove 19:49, 5 April 2008 (BST)
MartyBanks... you're talking trash, dude. You're MAKING SHIT UP and balling about stuff that is totally beside the point of what myself and others were saying... like a paranoid delusional or something, seeing stuff that just isn't there... I am serious, you are making shit up that no one said or did, seeing persecution where it doesn't exist... While brushing off legit comments and criticism... You sound pathological, really you's all do... Anyway, I can't be bothered to agrue with you, because you people really do live on another planet... Wow... But... you ought to make your page conform to the NPOV standard everyone else is asked to abide by. Or... would being treated equally be PERSECUTION?!?!?--WanYao 03:35, 6 April 2008 (BST)
I'm not 'MAKING SHIT UP'... and insulting me when I'm opposed to your suggestions just makes my points more valid... SA has been harassing us at every turn... and as for our page... it is OUR PAGE... You don't understand the goons; you haven't dealt with them in any real manner, they are heartless and their ultimate goal is to destroy groups and hurt feelings. They will continue until they are removed or become bored... If you don't believe me... read this, it is what they do... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:50, 6 April 2008 (BST)
Marty does have a point. Those guys have been circling the DHPD pages like stray dogs looking for cat to chase. And he does have a point that many of them are simply out to irritate. Not all but several.--Kristi of the Dead 08:58, 6 April 2008 (BST)
I wasn't insulting you until you all got weird and defensive on me... I have been quite balanced in all this; I have little love for the Goons, either... In fact, I actually expressed sympathy re: the Dead's harassment. Or did you delete that??? Seriously... you respond to valid, even constructive, criticism TERRIBLY. Almost petulantly. I'm not the only one to notice or point this out, either. But I guess that makes us all Dead spooks, eh? --WanYao 09:22, 6 April 2008 (BST)
Kristi, this may go against everything most people believe about us, but at heart The Dead seek a level playing field and for everyone to have an equal chance. "But you guys have 1,600 zombies! How is that fair?" I hear you cry, well yes we do have an immense group, the survivor groups have an equal opportunity to band together but they choose not to, prefering to play politics. Any advantage we have is entirely of our own making, just as the survivor group's weaknesses are of their own making. The DHPD had effectively claimed the entire suburb of Dunell Hills and several bordering suburbs, plastering their categories over every single building in the self-proclaimed 'DMZ' and putting recruitment posters over countless pages. Anyone inside these suburbs who didn't play the game the way the DHPD wanted them to play the game found themselves PKed by self-important 'police officers' under the pretence of arrest warrants. We have removed this scourge and are simply returning the wiki to a wiki for everyone, not a wiki for the DHPD's personal use. Frankly, this should have been done a long time ago and I think even the most fervant hater of The Dead would have to agree. --Deadtanian 10:27, 6 April 2008 (BST)


Can someone please explain to as to why you have a category for your group on various suburb pages and countless locations? Group categories should not be in those places.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:10, 3 April 2008 (BST)

I think this was brought up before. I speak with no authority but you can prolly remove them if there is no precedent for them to be there.... Ezekiel UK 11:17, 3 April 2008 (BST)

I'll remove them, since there is already precedent for them to not be there. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 15:59, 3 April 2008 (BST)
that "Precedent" is from Jan of 2008. As of MAY (I beleive) 2006 It was determined to be ok. I'll take the older precedent thank you. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 21:13, 3 April 2008 (BST)
Man, what? You never use the older precedent. Otherwise we'd still have slaves and stupid shit. You are losing it and that has to be the weakest most pathetic "argument" ever. As a mod you should be in favor of uncluttering the pages. You are letting your connection to this (dead) group get in the way of, well, logic and sanity at this point. I seriously can't believe you actually tried to use that lame ass "I prefer the older precedent" bullshit argument. You might not realize this (and you certainly don't follow it) but you can't pick and choose which rules you listen to and which ones you don't. It was changed in Jan. 08 and that's the way it is.--DCC 02:56, 4 April 2008 (BST)
That is a perfectly valid precedent. Regardless, there doesn't need to be one, it's bias and a POV to have a category on countless locations and suburbs, it's like claiming ownership. An arbitration case or any other precedent just makes it worse. One group can't claim ownership over a suburb or location while others cannot. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:02, 3 April 2008 (BST)
No one is claiming ownership and more than one group can be on a suburb's category page... our having the group there... it is for convenience and informational purposes... The DHPD provides services in that suburb and people may need access while they are there... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 01:53, 4 April 2008 (BST)
I for one do not want 30 categories on every location and suburb. Someone can very easily find the group listings on the sidebar that is present on every suburb page. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:42, 4 April 2008 (BST)
This is a good point. Even a few of the less groupthink DHPD members seem to agree with you on this one. Nevertheless if Conndraka's precedent stands I'll go ahead and make Category:The_Dead for the 80 or so suburbs we're providing valuable devivification services for combat-revived zombies in. Cheers. --Riseabove 05:37, 4 April 2008 (BST)
If it really is for "convenience and informational purposes" then why not make a sub page under DHPD that lists all of those individual locations since having them all linked from ONE location is more "convenient and informational"?

And seriously elaborate on "The DHPD provides services in that suburb" unless that service is clogging the street with your corpses. --DCC 02:22, 4 April 2008 (BST)

And all trolling aside, how in the hell can you justify putting your little category tags all over places that aren't even in Dunell Hills?
I Just revived 3 people in the 'burb. That seems like a service to me. I could be wrong. Knowing you I am. Cisisero 02:33, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Well, when you have 15 characters it isn't that big of a deal to revive 3 people.--DCC 03:02, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Its ironic because I wish I did have 15 chars for every person in the DHPD, then we would have the same numbers as the Dead. To bad we aren't as willing to cheat. -- Cisisero 03:12, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Hey desk sgts., what's happening these days? Oh, right. --Laughing Man 04:08, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Cisisero, you might be new to DHPD, but back in Nov. SA drove them out of DH (and the DMZ) with only a handful of PKers. (Project:TIME anyone?) Do I need to pull up all of our warrants on your pages to remind you? So, don't think that it was only when we got a 1500+ horde that we stomped you. We kicked you guys out way before The Dead. --DCC 03:47, 4 April 2008 (BST)

The DHPD category spam on location pages has irked me ever since I started working on locations. Enough already, you guys abused the system, so they all should go. I mean look at this page... it's a redirect for gods sake, and it's got all the following categories... "Hospitals | DHPD | Dunell Hills | Dunell Hills Military Zone | Dunell Hills Police Department" -- boxy talki 03:15 4 April 2008 (BST)

I agree boxy, that is excessive... Someone messed up there, we're only human... however, the six suburbs we patrol... PV, DH, OB, CH, WB, and MB... comprise the DMZ... i believe that that category should be up... for people to know where services can be sought and what is the nature of the area... (EDIT->) I may add to that by stating the blatant fact that all of this was not even an issue until these horrible people started yelling about it in order to upset us as part of a three pronged strategy to make us disband and hang our heads in shame for their own sick ends... you really wish to be their pawns? --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 03:26, 4 April 2008 (BST)
If you agree, then go and empty out the unnecessary categories of location pages, just leaving the DMZ category. And redirects shouldn't have any categories on them at all, only the pages they redirect to. Yes, they're prigs, however sometimes they are right, and sometimes you are... this time they are -- boxy talki 03:54 4 April 2008 (BST)
"people to know what services can be sought"? Unless you are ofering back alley abortions or cheap blow jobs again there are no "services" that you guys can contribute beyond what the building itself can (which depends on its' condition). Until trading is implemented the only thing that DHPD can do for people that are in the "DMZ" are flailing gestures and talk about GANGBANG GRAMMAZ. Instead of tagging and labeling everything like a greedy little kid with MINE! why not write informative articles on the buildings' pages? Most of those pages that are linked with all that crap don't even have anything useful on them other than that. I wrote the commentary for a lot of the locations in Dunell Hills. What the hell did you guys ever contribute other than "marking your territory"? --DCC 03:43, 4 April 2008 (BST)
As boxy, i was never found of having burbs and locations linked to DHPD categories. It's a nice thing that someone finally asked for its removal, or the apathy most users not linked to the DHPD have for that region would just kept it as is. Like DCC pointed out above, you should always use the new precedence. And DCC, less trolling and your words might have some more value, as did your comment above. As for marthy, your group can edit the suburb page to have a This burb is part of the DMZ, but you shouldnt categorize them as such. Only remember to keep the message NPOV --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 03:53, 4 April 2008 (BST)
I can't believe this... you're using each other to get your ends met without even giving me a chance to argue our case... I'm flabbergasted... but don't be surprised when SA takes over the whole wiki... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 04:00, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Marty, I honestly don't know what you're talking about, this has been brought up at least two or three times in the last year alone, and before the Dead joined the game at that. I should know as I was involved in at least one of those incidences. Not to mention that you don't even need the categories, DMZ meets the any purpose categorizing them would and all it takes is a neutral mention of this in the suburb descriptions of those suburbs as it is something worth noting to some degree. Really I don't even need to make that concesion though, the RRF has been around just as long with a dedicated homeland, so have the Eastonwood Ferals and neither of their groups have anything, or would be allowed anything, like this, if Greater Ridleybank(and it's considered the zombie homeland my most all zombies/groups) is fine for the RRF DMZ is fine for the DHPD.--Karekmaps?! 05:14, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Please note that this is not the DHPD's wiki. I've removed the category spam from as many of the relevant locations as I could find, in the future it might be in everyone's interest if you would contain your group's self-declared zones etc to a list within your own page. I've also noted recruitment posters plastered over numerous location pages; the wiki does not serve as your group's private recruitment tool and these will be removed in the future as and when I can bring myself to be arsed. This all should have been done a long time ago. --Deadtanian 15:33, 4 April 2008 (BST)
I have taken the liberty of removing some of these categories, rather randomly in Molebank, myself. They are an abuse of the wiki -- using locations categories as blatantly POV group advertising. As Karek correctly argues, the RRF basically owns Ridleybank... but they have not created a location category and spammed every single block with surreptitious RRF propaganda. The DHPD's presence and/or status in the suburb/DHMZ, and their tiff with the Dead, is all quite irrelevant to this matter. What is relevant is that the categories are POV spam. --WanYao 15:42, 4 April 2008 (BST)

Coming back

Hello everyone, I just wanted to say that I'm not innactive anymore, I'm sad to see Dunnel Hills current situation. Can I just put my name in the active list? --arwald 02:25, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

You'll be added by our IA Chief. Make sure to check by the forum. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 02:45, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
Seems that my acc on forums has been deleted, I shall create another one. Thank you sir, btw, if you happend to be walking by Coffins Drive a revive would be nice :-) --arwald 05:20, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

yall are clear

ok yall are more than welcome in santlervilel now we have killed some of the dhpd impersonaters on ur most wanted i think they may be folowing the big bash were not sure contact us if u need us on our discussion page tomernews 9

First VZW Zedapalooza Concert Tour

Hey DHPD! The VZW just wanted to extend a thank you for attending the Zedapalooza Concert Tour stop at Club Wadman! When we turned the lights on in the Club, it was the only non-ruined building in the area and it was thanks to the help of so many great DHPD members that we were able to keep the amps powered up inside and the zeds knocked down outside. And a very successful retaking of the Calvert Mall was a huge help in taking the pressure off the 'cade watchers and let us enjoy a great concert. Once again, thank you and we hope to see some DHPD members drop in at all of the Zedapalooza tour stops! (VIP Zedapalooza passes have been issued to individual DHPD members who attended the concert at Club Wadman) --Shazzelim 17:35, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

we may have problems

well we killed that pking asshole off ur warrents page a sombie sqaud guy witnessed the thing (way out of his place) he pked me and my reporter i want you to tell them were not pkers we did the whole you have a warrent speech thing

just a warning

for the next month or so we will be killing all dhpd guys that come out here there are to many fakes tell ur guys to avoid santlerville if they must come our way put dunnel hills police department(c.9) when ur out here the reason why oram walk pd went down is because of dhpd impersonaters we will let yall back in in a month shouldent be a prob to yall sence this aint really ur region were not boss or anything just trying to kill all the guys on ur most wanted tomer

Marty Banks

Hey, guys. Is this fellow one of yours? He PKed one of the leaders of the Cheap Ass Survivors earlier today. We're understandably ticked off, and want to know what's going on here. Thanks. - Subotei's Crotch 03:12, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

He is. Would you please submit a screenshot and the profile of the victim? Thanks. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 03:41, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Are you in reference to this? --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 04:26, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, umm... I'd like to apologize for that... my bad... I left a message on CPA's talk page... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:09, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
-10 points for calling us the "CPA" (CheaP Ass survivors?), but other than that, cool. I can't guarantee that HotShot's plan to avenge his death with - and I quote - a "Purple Monkey Dishwasher-powered thermonuclear fire axe" will still be carried out, but if it is, know this: it's not personal. - Subotei's Crotch 23:02, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
"*Marty Banks cringes and grinds his teeth... and shudders* [sigh] well at least he's being resourceful..." btw... that is cheap ass wiki page!! ;) --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 00:04, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
One: HotShot went and killed you. He has since apologized for this on the CAS talk page. Are we still cool? Two: You're damn right it's a cheap ass page. As a member of the Church of the Resurrection, I believe templates to be an abomination unto G-ZAZ.
Marty, sorry about the killing. I got home tonight and went straight to hunting you down, instead of checking the Wiki page. Crotch set a good example, and I will be following it in future PKing incidents. Unfortunately, Crotch tends to exaggerate about my tools, I only used pistols and shotguns tonight. --HotShotX 01:22 (EST)

The Fortess Team Dark Watch

Hello, Dedun friendly ambassador from the Fortress, a traveling pro survivor group. I also double duty as the Lt. for Team Dark watch and scanning the suburb map there is not a lot of hot spots. I have never personally been to Dunnell Hills so when my CO suggested it I said why not? I'm advance scout right now trying to figure out where to set up shop, the others are a day or two behind me, if you have any suggestions, or are interested in any coordination please contact us through our wiki at http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Fortress —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Dedun (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

Continued on forum. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 21:16, 3 February 2008 (UTC)


I apologize if this isn't the way to do this, but this DCC is a menace. There was once a warrant on this scoundrel (and it was carried out a few times much to my annoyance!). It was issued back in Nov. and I was whacked a few times but then I was good for a few months and my name was removed. However, I was still getting killed. So, I have decided to make it easy and just request a permanent warrant on my head. It seems I won't be left alone (even when I am behaving) and I have poor impulse control when it comes to my beloved Surgeon General. You were my first PK (awww) and a worthy opponent! So, please... May I have my name on the wall or to have you stop killing me? --DCC 19:34, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
We'll file a warrant for your last PK, but I'm afraid that you are gonna have to really work for it if you want to make it to permanent status - if we just hand it to you, then all the others are gonna want one too. Keep that rainbow in sight and never stop believing in yourself - I know you can do it!Sanpedro 00:28, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
Yes sir! *salutes* I'll make you proud. err, wait... I'll make you dead! Yeah, that's it!--DCC 08:54, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

Flak Jacket

Is Flak Jacket a member of DHPD? Either way, he killed me(with no provocation or explanation)and he needs to be dealt with. Pvt Al 19:02, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

No, he is not. A warrant has been issued for some time. You may view our warrant list here. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 02:06, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Charlie Chicken

Charlie Chicken is impersonating a DHPD officer - he has the group name in his profile, just check. And he killed me. Bastard. --Snikers 05:02, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

We are aware of the situation. We have a warrant issued. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 06:31, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
The issue was actually the impersonation; though the punishment doesn't seem to differ anyway, he was pretending to be DHPD in addition to his murderous impulses. The situation seems to have gone away anyway as he is now a member of the "Darvall Heights Police Department." --Snikers 21:09, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
Said group is merely a creation of Something Awful members. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 23:33, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

A cheerful hello from Tomer

tomer the cop here yep the guy yall banned ,betrayed,played for a fool i think yall will like the new forums i gave yall took about 3 hours to do it but it was wrth every minute i hope yall like it it actually fits the REAL description of the dhpd

Hm, well that didn't take long to revert... --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 03:58, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

UDBrain Tool

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know about a greasemonkey script my friend and I just developed. It tracks barricade status of all the buildings in Malton using a database. I'm looking for a large group to sponsor it because the way the script works is that every time a user with the script visits a building, a barricade report is submitted to the database. In order for our data to be up to date, we need a lot of users. Would you please use the script? Once the user base gets large enough, you'll enjoy the barricade status of each building appearing on the map. It should make your UD lives much easier. The script is available here. Thanks!
--Scotaro007 05:28, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Request for assistance...

...from EDU. Please visit our wiki, or our Forum[3] for details. --JokimotoM.E.R.C.Y. EDU T 04:53, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Random Revive

Dont you guys observe the No Random Revive Policy? Jay Mick Murphy randomly revived me on the street without scanning me, and I had not posted on the DEM Revive request tool. I was on my way to be revived, but still, this kind of ignorance is why we have a problem with the RRF Gore Corps (Death Cultists) in Barrville/Havercroft! People dont scan or just revive randomly and then the Gore Corps free run into our NT's and PK us! Can you please talk to him about the importance of this? What if I was a RRF Gore Corps PKer? Then the DHPD would be responsible for anyone I killed/generators/transmitters I destroyed! proof ---- Starman537 00:41, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Whoa, easy there, let me settle this thing out. Firstly, that guy is no member of the DHPD, as he isn't on our roster. Second, ain't no way we'd be operating all the way over there, what with the zed problems we've been having in our little neck of the woods. I'll make sure this information gets to the right people, and thank you for reporting this event. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 01:01, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
Hi Starman, Thanks for bringing this up. JMM is unknown to us and is operating well out of the DMZ. He has been brought to the attention of the rest of the department who will be keeping their eyes out for him. Sanpedro 04:16, 12 December 2007 (UTC)


Is there any reason for this group to have its own glossary category to be added to buildings and suburbs? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 21:44, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... I do not know. That was done way before my time. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 22:00, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Attacked At A Revive Point

Hi. I just thought I'd drop by and suggest that you tell some of your members to not attack zombies at revive points. I was standing at a plainly tagged RP when I was attacked by this guy: http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1044077

Or is the DHPD into that sort of thing?--JustinMullins 14:12, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Please forgive our recruit for such behavior. A notification against such actions has been sent. We ask you to excuse this occurrence, as it was a result of a new player who knew no better. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 17:32, 23 November 2007 (UTC)


Where it at -patients

You are not a member of the Dunell Hills Police Department. As such, I have reverted it. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 03:14, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
On that vein, what happened to this DMZ, all I see is ruin and wreckage for what must be miles of internet streets. And zombies. Loads of 'em. --Zambargh the Ravener 01:38, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
A great number of people, based on the SomethingAwful forums, have reformed The Many and started another group Project TIME, and have since been ravaging the area. They'll get bored eventually. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 03:07, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
That's your plan? Wait until they get bored? What if they decide to take over your DMZ? I don't feel safe here knowing that I am only protected when you guys feel like it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Zambargh the Ravener (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.
Why should you feel safe? You're part of the problem. Besides, we're not sitting on our laurels and munching stale donuts, drinking tepid coffee, and jabbering on about the good old days when people had decency. That's only for when there isn't work to do, and there's always work to be done. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 22:36, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

PKed Clown not taking it lying down!

I've noticed graffitti claiming the DHDP to be PKers. I thought it lame propoganda, but now have cause to think it might be true, having been killed by a Rubix41 who claims to be a membr of the DHPD. Presumably he didn't like my stage name. I didn't know that was an offense in Malton, even in these difficult times.

When I first arrived in Malton I attempted to bring some much-needed humour to this gloomy city. Some may question the point of my efforts to lift the spirits of the living-impaired, and indeed my first audience gave me a less than friendly reception, and from then on I wandered the city as a mindless fellow of the dead, until revived by a friendly stranger. My new lease of life did not last long, however, before this trigger-happy Rubix41 shot me! Repeatedly! And what makes it worse is that I didn't even get to say ONE JOKE before he killed me! Even the zombies were more civilised!

It will be a while before I can stagger to my feet but when I do I want a revival and an apology! Oh, and a booking for your next Police Ball... --Babba Rab Hab'Grahn 15:35, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... This is indeed a serious accusation. Might you give your profile and, if you have taken one, a pic of this crime, or perhaps an IWitness? Rubix41 is indeed one of our officers, and I doubt he would have killed you without just reason. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 19:23, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
I should take a moment to commend you on your complaints department who even now are relaying my dying groans (quite prolonged, I know, but that's Malton for you) from outside of the building. Oh, yes, incidentally, it's the Ruggevale Walk Police Dept in Owsleybank. I took no picture of my demise, but my profile is here. Please note I do not seek vengeance: I'll be content with just the revival and the apology. Oh, and that gig would be nice... --Babba Rab Hab'Grahn 23:38, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Most strange that one of our officers should act in such a way... Alas, what is to be done... Anyway, if it is a revive that you seek, please stop by St. Lorenzo's Church for quick and speedy service. If anything more can be done, please continue. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 01:56, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
I've passed your profile onto our revival squad who will be keeping an eye out for you at St Lo's Church. Apologies for any misunderstanding here. Sanpedro 03:39, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Hmmm, what's that? Your desk sargeant is yelling to me that it's in the next suburb north... ok, I'll start - Grrr, agh... Agh! Great. I got up and got chopped down in short order! It's a tough crowd alright. What do you have to do around here to get an encore? Anyway, I'll lurch there as soon as I can... --Babba Rab Hab'Grahn 04:39, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
I believe Rubix checked your profile and assumed you were a zed spy. Times are tough in the hills for a prosurvivor group, and we sometimes have to make quick decisions based on a risk assessment in situations where the territory is only being held precariously. Nonetheless, if you've done no wrong in the DMZ, then welcome; we ask only for your understanding in this matter. Pedro told me of your situation, and I'll be monitoring St Lo's church (come INSIDE if possible) personally over the next few days for your arrival. I would recommend that upon your entry into building which you intend to sleep inside, that you declare your friendly intentions immediately so that no overzealous survivor (DHPD or not) will panic at your moderately suspicious profile and try to cap you. Alternatively, an interior spray indicating your performance details (where, when) would be most helpful in publicity. I'm afraid that without perfect control of the suburb and its inhabitants, we will not be able to guarantee you safety in the area (most of us are dying like flies as well). However, you were right to notify us if you felt a killing by an officer, while you were in survivor form, was unjustified.--ASharpFork 08:05, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
I'd like to add, if this was due to suspicion of being a zombie spy that is not our policy, only confirmed members of zombie groups actively attacking a safe house are legitimate targets. FmrPFCBob 16:30, 13 November 2007 (UTC)


Our Group, RELCAC, is currently helping to rebuild West Becktown. I'm trying to make contact with the DHPD in order that we might coordinate from time to time. What would be the best way to do so? --Cvk

You are invited to register on our forum. We look forward to talking with you. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 02:14, 17 September 2007 (BST)
I've just done so. Thanks for the speedy reply! --Cvk 02:43, 17 September 2007 (BST)


Hehehe! I think our llama ate everyone. Ezekiel UK 18:25, 4 September 2007 (BST)

No worries, I just moved everything to our new archive. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 20:01, 4 September 2007 (BST)

All Contributions Before 8/29/07


Welcome to the Disscusion Page. Anything that does not "belong" on the radio or on the Zed Watch(tm) section of the Dunell_Hills_Police_Department can be posted here.

Llama.JPG The Drama Llama is Watching You
The owner of this page reserves the right to delete trolling and drama at their discretion.

Recent Actions

The Caiger Mall Survivors Request Your Attention

Hello. While I am a relatively new member of Caiger, I understand that you are basically our closest allies. Is there anywhere I can talk to someone in charge without enemies being able to see? If so, you can email it to me at mvbwp@yahoo.ca Xshu 01:16, 03 August 2007

Pking Group The End

The End has your group on their page as people they've pissed off. (http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_end) We are currently dealing with them now in Mornington. They have made us, The Abandoned Warriors, Those Dudes & The Lizard Wizards their targets. Would you like to come to Mornington for a short spell and get even by running them out of town? Thanks! Here's a link to our page so you know we are legit...(http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Abandoned_Warriors) Pandoras emptiness 14:01, 17 July 2007 (BST)


To the DHPD for doing their part to return the zombie/survivor ratio to the 50/50 mark. Kudos. Tyler Whitney0 00:53, 21 April 2007 (BST)

We're more than happy to do our part. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 01:28, 21 April 2007 (BST)


Si il y a un francophone dans ce groupe, qu'il me contact! (Doff chapeau, vous etes francais?) --Zyll 13:08, 23 April 2007 (BST)

Doff doesn't frequent the Wiki much but I'll pass along the word. He's a French major at the University. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 17:16, 25 April 2007 (BST)
ok, if he want to contact us, answer me on my discussion page, thanks a lot --Zyll 10:09, 20 May 2007 (BST)

well that was fun.

where did all the zombies go?----Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 20:57, 7 June 2007 (BST)

Malton Police Departments Group

Do you have a template that we can put in our 'Friends and Allies' section?

Regards--MaxFloyd 11:36, 17 June 2007 (BST)

Hmm... I don't believe so. At least, I've never seen one. I bet I could whip something up though. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 14:22, 17 June 2007 (BST)
Ah, here we are:
Dhpd.jpg DHPD Ally
This user or group is an ally of the Dunell Hills Police Department.

Unless this is the

Barricade Policy Enforcement Group.

who would like you to believe they are DHPD allies but are, instead, just Pker Alts of The Dead who couldn't beat Malton as zombies and are now trying to do it with pkers.


Yep. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 15:21, 17 June 2007 (BST)

New Group Moving In

Greeting friends. My name is Travis "Scythe" Wells, and I am the founder of a new group known as the Special Sanitation Unit. It has come to my attention that there is not really a group in Peddlesden Village, as the only group that appeared to be there is possibly disbanded. Me and my men are prepared to move in and take over this suburb with your approval. The only downfall is that my group is currently a bit undermanned, so I would appreciate it if DHPD could assist during the transitional phase once we arrive in a few days. It is my hope that our two groups can be close allies and assist each other in protecting survivors and the innocent. Travis "Scythe" Wells , 01:11, 6 June 2007 (BST)

New friends are always welcome. We would enjoy the addition of another group in the area since the disappearance of The Regulators. Please come to our forum so we can more easily address your needs and coordinate our efforts. FmrPFCBob 20:47, 6 June 2007 (BST)
Excellent. I have registered on these forums and will soon begin collaboration with your group. Thanks for your support thus far. Travis "Scythe" Wells11:28, 7 June 2007 (BST)

Mick Jagger

One of your members, who is not on the members list of your page killed me so in turn is now on my PKer list as well as that of other bounty hunter organizations. He has been targeted for eradication and i just wanted you guys to know this. - Firequag Quagmister 00:11, 6 May 2007 (BST)

Do you have his profile? --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 00:18, 6 May 2007 (BST)

Fiat Lux

Illumination is the rarest of gifts. Nothing travels faster than light, nothing burns brighter…infuse a light with truth, and it will outrun, and outshine any lie you pit against it.

One year ago, a band of brave heroes brought a new kind of light to Malton. Some of you remember it, some of you have since heard, others of you were there, beside me, as we turned over the world and transform night into day. Now, I seek to do it again.

I have called you, brothers in arms, because of your rare devotion to the survivor cause. In times to come, many will hear of this event, and will claim to have kindled the light of a new age, but you will stand among the first to renew the light of Malton…the Extravaganza has come again.

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Second_Extravaganza Are you with me


Is there a cop in here?

This is Tovarisch Khrushchev of the C4NT, and I'm looking to get a hold of one of your leaders. If you could send a representative to the New Malton Colossus forums(linked by the Channel 4 News Team Wiki if needed), I would very much appreciate it. Once there, have the representative send me a PM. Stay Classy! Tovarisch Khrushchev 07:42, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Regarding Caiger

The Malton Rangers have secured an NT close to the mall. Please send Jeff Oneil to the NMC boards to discuss this with me --Dickhole Bonaparte Leader, Malton Rangers 16:18, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

The Day's Getting Closer

Things are progressing pretty much like we thought they would. Zed numbers in caiger mall are relatively low (only 100+). There are, however, many zombies in Greater Becktown and Darvall/Chudleyton who will collapse back onto the Mall if it's liberated. In any case it's time we start getting serious. So I've named Dunell Hills as the CMS' rallying point. It's close and it's the most secure location in the area. I apologize if this leads to a slight increase in pkers/zombie groups in the suburb looking to harrass us before the main event. They'll probably be sticking close to the mall in any case or risk giving it back to us. Don't worry. We'll bring donuts and cider. And wipe our feet before entering your stations. Tyler Whitney0 02:16, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Your views on GKing

I witnissed this today, while in Marven Mall in South Bylthville. (I appologize for the resized screenshot, but Photobucket doesn't accept it when I upload the bigger one.) This guy, Madlatvian, who has Dunell Hills Police Department set as his group as you can see, destroyed the generator in the mall. Now, I wonna know if he actually IS part of your organization, or is he just someone using your group name as a cover? Jenx 21:09, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Madlatvian IS NOT one of ours... he/she/it went through the joining process and then went rogue. Feel free to execute as time permits. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 21:41, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks again for the quick reply. Jenx 22:13, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

The Campaign to Retake Caiger

The DHPD was always there for Caiger Mall, even when it wasn't. Even when Caiger Mall became "Maginot Mall" the DHPD helped indirectly by keeping hundreds of zombies occupied during the sieges. So, I'm inviting any and all officers and departments who are interested to take part in the planning and execution of the CMS' retaking of the Mall. I'm working up plans now for both the attack, and what the CMS will look like once we have the mall again. Needless to say, the focus will be on organization, and special divisions designed solely to be sent wherever they're needed in Malton. Any input or assistance Malton's Finest have to offer would be greatly appreciated. Contact me on my talk page, or simply sign up for a strike group whenever you're ready. Tyler Whitney0 19:06, 12 November 2006 (UTC)


Listen, the entire area of Peddlesden is over barricade. If you can help, I'm pinned down here, most of the group has used up the IP hits already, trying to get to Peddlesden for revives, we're frankly stuck, and the number of zombies is insane. only three of our members have free running, and only one of them has been revived. I'm currently stuck in A junkyard (1,19), with no barricades and zombies within a seconds walk --Corgano 21:17, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

A message from the Predators

Hi guys, its witchblade. anyhow, we wanted to thank you for the wonderfull eats you have provided us and the horde we managed to put together to attack your Cotty police department. It was a wonderfull battle. now that we have over-ran, ransacked, and cleared any vestigaes of life from inside the PD, we are going to be moving on from your hills. It was fun, and knwo this, we didnt zerg, nor will zerg in the future. Alts used in this raid were not conenctd in toher groups to other players allied with your group, nor were preds zerging on you. We are a legit group of maybe 12 now, who herded alot of strays your way with combat revives your teams provided here and there, and it was a fun time. Thanks for making our first ever siege successfull! next time we shamble into town, we wont have a need to herd any groups as we will have grown. I cannot say where the horde shall be moving to, but i can say it was a worthy challenge. Your numbers grew steady as the zombie numbers grew, providing one hell of a long battle. though you may have moved a large number of personnel from Cotty, the facts still remain, it was taken over, and it was fun! Hope you all dont continue to be poor sports, and take a man seriosully next time he tells you he will bring 90 zombies to your doorstep. Good day, dear DHPD, twas a fun battle! ~--Witchblade 21:30, 8 November, 2006 {EST}

Actually you can post anything you want here...its your page too. Lets just keep the information sorted accordingly. Spanks!

Scarletwood Police Department Alliance

Hello I am Burning The Fire from Scarletwood Police Department and i am asking you for an alliance between Malton Police Department and Scarletwood Police Department, We see you as a valuable ally if we do ally up. Hope to hear from you soon--Burning The Fire 20:14, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

STARS and Predator related discussion


The Special Tactics And Rescue Squad requests an alliance. -Stephen Wolfe 22:48, 25 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Can we continue talks here?--Mayor Fitting 03:38, 7 October 2006 (BST)

I agree since all DHPD should be able to know your complaints and read them here --Serge 20:46, 7 October 2006 (BST)


Ok, could you prove how we are zerging? I got g4 to stop, so now who is on the list of our "zerg alts" you have? I would like to see your proof of zerging (other then g4, which has ceased) and a list of suspected zerging characters. I can guarantee you none of them would be alts of people on our member list. I'm only asking since someone spray painted "Predators are zerging pussies!" onto the outside of the PD. If your gonna say we zerg, back it up with facts. --Mayor Fitting 05:09, 22 October 2006 (BST)

Unfortunatly I can't do anything about the spraypaint other than spray over it. But.... Ken Irons and the Puchachabras are questionable in connection since it was Ken who posted about Puchachabras within minutes of it happening. But all in all I can say that it has been eight months since the Desk seargent controversy and there are still alegations of Zerging on the Part of the DHPD, after what was pulled with the "door knockers" and G4 (not to mention Blackzilla) you can expect alegations of Zerging to follow you for quite some time, even if those responsible are no longer with you. and Mayor,(please take this as the genuine advice that it is) because of the issues that arose that led to the STARS/Predator developement, you need to pick one group or the other and the taint of the Predator problems is stuck to you as long as you are a part of them. Conndrakamod T CFT 07:36, 22 October 2006 (BST)
Well, I am not offended by anything in game, since people do what they want, and we can't stop it. I will say this, if anyone is found zerging I'm kicking them. I also want to say that we didn't use door knockers, and personally I don't even know what that information was based off of. --Mayor Fitting 00:32, 23 October 2006 (BST)

A Notice from the STARS Leader

Notice to DHPD:

I am Chris Hollis, the leader of the STARS, as you may or may not know. First off, i would like to say that i am sorry beyond words for what has happened between our two groups in the last few days, i would also like to apologize for the foolishness my group displayed on our board. I am ashamed, and embarrassed that my group acted the way it did. I hope you understand that is not our usual selves, but just the emotionally filled and fiery eyed side of them that was talking. From what i can gather, the argument has steamed over a group of zombie alts that some of our leaders have. Mayor Fitting, who he goes by in the STARS was given the character G4361 by the member of the STARS who is now Rowan Mayfair. Mayor/G4361 and Mayfairs thrid character alt named "Ken Irons" had a small zombie alt group that he used, which in no way is affiliated with the STARS, to tell the truth, I had no clue that they had a group like this existed. We have also banned (or on the verge of) Blackzilla, who also has caused problems with your group.

But, I also must express my opinion on the zombie alt part of our quarrel. The STARS have NO affiliation with the "Predators" and never have, which makes us only guilty of some… harsh words on our boards, for which i am sorry.

Our Wiki, which was not updated in ages, (which is my fault) had old news and member lists on it, which may have caused some of the confusion, we have appointed two people to keep the wiki up to date, and a member list is being created togive to allies who ask for it.

Now, I would like to solve this argument here and now, i do not want to start a war, or a hatred between two such honorable groups, why have a war on one pointless misunderstanding. Rest assured, I know there will be a bitter taste in our mouths because of the words displayed on our boards, but, I hope we can soon get over that. The STARS do not want to fight the DPHD, why fight such a large, pro survivor group that has done so much, we fight the PH, the bastards of UD.

So, again, I will end this notice with my apologies. I await your reply either on our boards (PM me or put it in the allies section) or on our wiki's talk page..

Thank You,

- Chris Hollis

To Clear Things Up

Well, there as you all know, there is some controversey between the Predators affiliation with The Special Tactics And Rescue Squad. I am here to try and clear things up, before things get too ugly. Well, here it goes. As you know, I have claimed leadership of the Predators. Although my username is Mayor Fitting, the character I use in the Predators is g4361. g4361 was originally a STARS member, but his creator gave him to me for use in Urban Dead. Seeing as we stopped updating our wiki...for a long time, he was still on the members list, which obviously created confusion. The current character used by g4361'a creator is RowanMayfair. Me and Rowan, decided to create the Predators as a side project, meant for just fun. He used the character "Ken Irons" and myself, originally going to use my alt, kaiser33, decided not to, since he is a lower level. So I decided to use the character Rowan gave to me (g4361). The group's only affiliation with STARS is that we use our mains to help maintain it, as we are commanders in the group, and that we drafted a few members of STARS with zombie alts. It was not intended for STARS to send in the Predators to mess with you guys. It is not an excuse for STARS to attack you and not take the blame. So, me having g4 given to me, an outdated wiki, and me only having one wiki account=CLUSTER FUCK!!!!, alright. I hope this can help clear things out, I will go to my user page and spiff it up with my main and my alts.

   Sorry for the hassle (and the treatment jeff oneil recived at the forums), --Mayor Fitting 02:02, 8 October 2006 (BST)

We are withdrawing the predators from Dunell Hills to help fix the situation.--Mayor Fitting 20:21, 8 October 2006 (BST)

Sorry to disagree again...but

You can't really blame the outdated wiki for us thinking you were the g4 of STARS fame, since when you joined my precinct you told me that is who you were, and you later posted in our forums asking for a command staff position on the basis you had previously been in a leadership position in STARS. Any confusion as to who you really were was due entirely to your deception. Further more, I would like to ask who the Witchblade character is. G4 used to post as Witchblade on the STARS forums, so if you are g4, and g4 is Ken Irons, who is Witchblade? -- Officer Otep 10:10, 9 October 2006 (BST)

It's OK, I know now that Witchblade is a zerg of Ken Irons, being that you already said that Ken Irons was Rowan Mayfairs predator alt, yet Rowan Mayfair's wiki user page was created by Witchblade. You really should do better at covering your zerging tracks. Officer Otep 12:08, 13 October 2006 (BST)

Hey, dont look at me. Im a one character guy :)--Mayor Fitting 00:28, 16 October 2006 (BST)

I sam Witchblade, and not a zerg alt of kens. Sharing charectors can be pretty crazy, huh? rowan used to be my char, but i gave that char to ken, totally seperate from me, or my life in malton. ken is a diferent person then me, and im a different person then him, or rowan. I pulled out of the predators, and out of the dunnel hills area to live life as a human, as zombie life around this man became a bit confusing. jsut wanted to clear that up, please do not confuse me with that person. thank you.

)--witchblade 9:28p.m., 17 October 2006 (EST)

NPOV - Desk Sgt. Controversy - March

The Desk Sergeant Controversy

Moved from the front page. DHPD-PRC FmrPFCBob 17:07, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
March 25, 2006.The DHPD was known to use "Desk Sergeants" and "Monitor" accounts, which operated as "shared characters" used by multiple players, primarily as teaching tools, but also to assist the group. At least one was placed in each police department in Dunell Hills. This was a controversial tactic and was decried by some players in the game, while supported by others. An official ruling by Kevan has stated that the DHPD's actions were, by definition, zerging, making previous claims that Kevan had granted permission to the group invalid. Around 50 accounts, primarily made up of paid charcters using one IP address at a college, and those related to the Desk Sergeants and Monitors were banned shortly after Conndraka ordered the accounts in question moved to a church for disposal.

  • The DHPD has accepted the ruling and will strictly enforce an anti-zerg/alternate policy in the interest of fair game play. Our honor comes from the respect of our enemies, which we endeavour to earn once again. — Chief FmrPFCBob

Related Discussion

This is the place to discuss everything regarding the Desk Sgt. controversy. It's now in the past, and I would like to come to a consensus about what the NPOV section should say.

Darth Sensitive 21:37, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

I, obviously, feel that my NPOV edit should be used. I like the wording better and I think that it fairly displays the outcome of the incident. --TheTeeHeeMonster 21:49, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

Your NPOV edit implies that Kevan reached his decision before Conndraka took any action, and that he did not take their current location into consideration. This is clearly not the case though. Here is the pertinent part of the mail: "(And Conndraka is *easily* break zerging guidelines, his alts were all right at the top of my suspicious-characters list this morning, and would have been banned instantly even if I hadn't seen your email.)" Note that he gives the current status of the characters as the reason for breaking zerging guildlines. That current location was a single church, which the characters had been moved to per Conndraka's orders the previous night. If Kevan had thought their old locations were breaking zerging guidelines, they would have been removed long before, as he shows when he says "would have been banned instantly even if I hadn't seen your email." To be a proper edit, you must include the details of the situation in proper chronological order, which TeeHee's edit does not. --Karmacappa 22:03, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

So, then, you are going to include the part where Kevan says that Conndraka ABSOLUTELY, NEVER said what they characters were for, which makes him a liar, right? I refer, specifically, to this quote here: "...Gah to that thread, having read it. Conndraka has *never* asked me about

the specific legality of desk sergeants...".

Those characters were doomed; he was breaking the rules AND HE KNEW IT. So if you want to say "the only reason they got tracked by the zerg flag is because they got moved to the church" we definately need to include Kevan's response saying that he didn't give permission. The fact is that your boy was zerging *and* he got busted on it. Don't try to retroactively change history to make yourselves look good about it. In fact, I'd be far more likely to let this slide except the bulk of the DHPD I've dealt with about this have been all about putting their heads in the sand. YOUR LEADER CHEATED. YOU MUST DEAL WITH THIS. --Jorm 22:20, 25 March 2006 (GMT)
As an aside, I am perfectly happy with what is currently on the page, including the comment about strictly enforcing a no-zerg policy. It says everything that I think needs to be said, but I haven't seen who actually made the edit. (Just checked; someone named Bobsnpiece, who I don't know). This is an acceptable edit. I think that it is *good* that there is a notice about the new policy - it sets it off, shows that you have said, "okay, this is not the way we want to play, and we're going to be very strong about it in the future."--Jorm 22:27, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

It would be fine to include the part where Kevan says he never said the Desk Sergeants were legal. It is also fine to say that Kevan said he was zerging. These facts must both be put after the fact that the characters were moved at Conndraka's orders to a single building, and note that the decision to call them zergs was a result of their resulting proximity. --Karmacappa 22:28, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

Absolutely not, and I will not allow you to whitewash this. HE. CHEATED. He knew he was cheating. He *DELIBERATELY* misled Kevan. He *DELIBERATELY* implied that the characters were being used by DIFFERENT PEOPLE. He then *DELIBERATELY* lied to US, saying that he had been given permission. Bang-zoom-to-the-moon, Alice: guess what? Conndraka lied. Kevan confirmed it. I don't care one whit that he moved the zergs to the same building - that's NOT what tripped the flags, since it takes more than a day to do so. He knew he was going to get busted and he tried for something pre-emptive.
You continually attempt to defend this situation, Karmacappa, and that's really a sad thing, because you're obviously not stupid. I know it's hard sometimes to think that someone you threw your lot in with isn't who you think they are, but that's the truth: Conndraka cheated. He knew it. Just accept it, take your lumps, and move on. Because until you do, you're going to be seen as cheaters. Until you say, "yeah, crap, we were wrong," it's honorless. And saying "the only reason they got flagged as zergs is because we moved them together" isn't honorable: it's attempting to duck responsibility. And we - the players at large - are going to hold you to that responsibility. Be adults; own up to it.--Jorm 22:39, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

The current version is not accurate. It indicates that Kevan disapproved of the actions, which he did not state in his e-mails. He only lists physical proximity as a reason. He states that the physical proximity at the time he checked was unacceptable. The notice of Kevan's official decision must also come after the fact that the accounts were banned, as he did not write those messages until after the characters were moved and subsequently banned. --Karmacappa 22:39, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

Do they not teach reading comprehension at the school you go to?--Jorm 22:44, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

I find it hard to believe that the flags would only have been tripped this morning if it was due to the actions of the characters over a long period of time. In fact, Kevan mentions that it is the situation in the morning specifically which tripped the alarms. If you represent improper facts about those alarms, wouldn't that make you a liar? Two wrongs does not make a right Jorm, so please, stick to the facts and try to be honest yourself.--Karmacappa 22:47, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

OMFG. I am not the one on trial here. Stop trying to act like the victim, Karma or Conndraka or whatever your name is (and yeah, I'm starting to think you're just another face for Conndraka, since that pretty much pushes his style). Go home, newb. I'm done talking to you. I'll talk to Darth Sensitive from now on. --Jorm 22:52, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

The portions of Kevan's letter regarding what data he had, "there were a load of desk-sergeants and other alts right at the top of my zerg-alarm list when I checked it just now..." and "his alts were all right at the top of my suspicious-characters list this morning". These quite clearly state that the data he was using was the data as of this morning. As such, it is improper to state that Conndraka's decision to move the characters the night before was not what tripped the flags. Whenever Kevan actively checks that data, it is the data for the current time.--Karmacappa 23:00, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

Hmm, well, from my stance, it looks like Jorm would be trusted over any DHPD member right now, so maybe he would never be considered a liar even if he was wrong. He is presenting his POV of the order of events, and is considered more trustworthy than your folk, so therefore his view is considered more correct. So if you want your version to be considered Canon, then how about taking some responsiblity and stop sullying your reputation by getting into an edit war with a Trusted Member of Urban Dead?--Karlsbad 22:57, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

Darth: My position is this: The fact that the controversy exists must be included, the fact that Conndraka misrepresented Kevan must be included, and the fact that your group has taken measures to stop the issue *should* be included. I personally think the banning of the desk sergeants and whether or not they tripped the flags or whatever is irrelevant; in my mind, the issue is that a leader of the DHPD cheated, got caught doing so, lied about it, to both the playerbase and Kevan, and was subsequently ruled against. That is the crux of the issue, in my mind. The current edit is fine for the most part but I think it tries to be a bit too defensive in the "they were banned AFTER they were moved bit" but whatever. People have to try to save face and there isn't much face to save here. I should point out to you that I am not the only one who thinks Karmacappa is another alt for Conndraka. You may wish to prevent this person from being associated with your public face in any way, shape, or form - the continual defensive nature is not doing your public image any favors (quite the opposite, actually). I've said my bits; I'm done with this for now.--Jorm 23:10, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

Current edit seems fine, as it satisfies the conditions met by Jorm, Teehee, that it be noted that Conndraka stated Kevan approved of the practice, that Kevan later denied it, and that the characters were banned. My issue with the edits was less about the content rather than the way it was being presented implied that Conndraka's actions with the characters was not involved in the ultimate decision. The current edit seems to correctly portray the situation and sequence of events.--Karmacappa 23:39, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

OK - wow... I post this mid-afternoon and get back on in the evening. Geez. I think that what we have here:

March 25, 2006.The DHPD was known to use "Desk Sergeants" and "Monitor" accounts, which operated as "shared characters" used by multiple players, primarily as teaching tools, but also to assist the group. At least one was placed in each police department in Dunell Hills. This was a controversial tactic and was decried by some players in the game, while supported by others. An official ruling by Kevan has stated that the DHPD's actions were, by definition, zerging, making previous claims that Kevan had granted permission to the group invalid. Around 50 accounts, primarily made up of paid charcters using one IP address at a college, and those related to the Desk Sergeants and Monitors were banned shortly after Conndraka ordered the accounts in question moved to a church for disposal.

is good. Maybe we should add that Conndraka and Kevan are working to get the individual accounts of the Posse reinstated?

Darth Sensitive 03:49, 26 March 2006 (BST)

Sorry for any confusion about my identity, Bobsnpiece is the same as FmrPFCBob, I created the former account before I began using FmrPFCBob. I briefly removed my statement until I got in touch with other Staff Members for approval.

Location Pages vs Group Pages - March

I know the DHPD is a large group and have taken over the suburb of Dunell Hills and the surrounding suburbs in the game. Which is why I suppose there is a drive to start creating location pages for every single location in the suburb. I applaud the efforts, but I wish to bring the attention of the DHPD to two things.

Firstly there is a difference between location pages and group pages. The main difference is that anyone can edit the infomation on a location page, but only group members can edit infomation on the group pages. Hence, there needs to be separate pages for Dunell Hills Police Department (location) vs DHPD (group), such that non-members of DHPD (e.g. zombies) can report their activities on the location pages.

Secondly, I know OddStarter (the wiki's admin) frowns upon creating location pages with little or no content. I would also like to draw the DHPD's attention to the Location Style Guide.

I hope the members of your group would cooperate to ensure the smooth running of the wiki. I do apologize for any inconvienence caused. --Nov W!, Talk 18:18, 11 March 2006 (GMT)

I understand and appreciate the mapping project that the wiki group is doing. However, I fail to see the advantages of using pages to list specific block types in addition to pages devoted to individual block types. In my opinion, this just complicates the process of maintenance. If you really needed to know about other Police Departments or Monuments in Dunell Hills, why not simply create a category for that? Category:Dunell Hills Monuments and Category:Dunell Hills Police Departments? I see you've converted all the individual pages into redirects. Very well. I still believe that grouping is unnecessary because there are different opinions on how much is "little" content and you can do away with such agruments by simply utilizing individual location pages (sparse as they may be). --Lint 19:01, 11 March 2006 (GMT)

I understand there is a difference between location pages and group pages. I even see the usefulness of having a large number of location pages. However I thought I should call to your attention that Dunell Hills Police Department is NOT a location. Cotty Street Police Department is a location, Dunell Hills Police Departments is a series of locations, as is Police Departments in Dunell Hills. But Dunell Hills Police Department is not, it is a group name plain and simple and should be editted as such. ----Willr 4:06, 14 March 2006 (EST)

I have to agree with Willr. The group as listed on the Statistics page is "Dunell Hills Police Department" and not DHPD. We are not a small group of three people, we are the fourth largest group in Malton. I think that it is least confusing if links from that stat page came directly to our group page rather than some location stub. Were we not using a seperate page as our main one, would you have trampled over what we had here for your new project? I do not think it is fair that you put an entire group out to fit in with your naming scheme. Lint's post above gives a couple of suggestions. I'm sure you can come up with another solution that does not involve confusing everyone who tries to get to us via the game statistics page.Bill Turner 05:28, 15 March 2006 (GMT)

Complaint Department

I am (hopefully) passing through your suburb, and I have to admit, I'm severely dissapointed. Almost every resource building I've come accross - mostly hospitals - are heavilly barricaded or higher. Is it DHPD Policy to grief newbies, or have you simply had a run of bad luck? --SirensT RR 02:42, 14 August 2006 (BST)

It isn't policy to grief newbies. In normal times, cades on resource buildings should be at VS+2. But we've just taken back most of the hills, and breakins are still frequent, so they are higher. Dialogue had been started at our forums concerning opening at least some up. Sorry for not replying sooner, I saw it, but forgot to reply after starting up on the MB. --Darth Sensitive Talk W! 00:04, 17 August 2006 (BST)
Open all the resource buildings up, unless there's two of the same type next to each other. If you're worried about loosing officers, have most of them stay next to the resource buildings and check them on occassion. Keeping the HB is griefing the heck out of people without free running whether you mean to or not, and it's ALSO limiting entry points for anyone actually trying to rid the suburb of zombies. --SirensT RR 00:10, 17 August 2006 (BST)
It's like herding cats. Most don't listen on the forums, but I'll do my best to keep my area around Broadbelt open. --Darth Sensitive Talk W! 00:18, 17 August 2006 (BST)

I'm about to lodge the same complaint. Well, except that I'm extending it to non-resource buildings as well. I'm currently a survivor, not affiliated with the DHPD, working around the Braodbelt Police Station. After a few days of stockpiling pistols, shotguns, and ammo, I went out on a killing spree took out about four or five zeds. Now I am trying to seek safety without dying. I left myself 6 AP to get back inside and as of right now, I have come across 6 buildings barricaded as heavily barricaded or higher as follows: Broadbelt Grove Police Dept., Club Meade, Zephyrinus General Hospital, the Dury Building [NT], a factory, Brendan General Hospital, Lucius General Hospital, and the Pile Building.

As of right now I am stranded with no way in to anywhere. --Orphe 00:32, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Orphe, I apologize for your trouble. St. Lorenzo's Church [6,37], in the midst of the buildings you reported (1S of Zeph), is an indoor revive point and is therefore never barricaded unless it's done by a griefer. However, for several weeks now I have personally tagged Broadbelt and Zeph virtually every day with instructions to keep at VS+2. And every day my tags are replaced, and every day some selfish non-DHPD member builds them up to VHB or EHB. DHPD makes up about a quarter of the survivor population in Broadbelt/Zeph/Dury, and I feel confident that none of the officers in our precinct are overbarricading contra orders from our DFO-C, but there are still plenty of people in each building who just don't give a damn what we ask of them, and the barricade levels on the PD and the hospital are just the most obvious examples.
Get to St. Lo's, mate. If you're wounded, duck into Zeph and I'll heal you up personally. Stop by the PD and load up on guns, ammo, and all the donuts you can handle. Then you and I can lecture the selfish sods together, eh? -- Atticus Rex mfu pif Δ 06:31, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
I am personally keeping a watch on Pettman Museum [7,30] to make sure it stays accessible as an entry point. --Martonic17 19:19, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Previous Board

Previous Board is Here

Need Help!

I just started the game and need a group to join.I have a LV.1 char. and all I have is Free Running.Need Help, Look for a Monty123

Check your talk page Monty. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 02:43, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Revivification Points

You group/organization are attributed on the List of Revivification Points for maintaining the following RP(s) whose status have not been updated recently and are scheduled for deletion from the list:

  • Dunell Hills Coffins Drive 0, 35
  • Dunell Hills St. Lorenzo's Church 6, 37

--Gilant talk-DEM 18:51, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Done. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 23:55, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Phone Mast status report

If you time, can we get you to update http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Mobile_Phone_Mast#Locations with the current status of your local phone mast? Thanks. Asheets 20:14, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

MalTel records show that you or your group has volunteered to maintain the phone mast in Dunnell. We are currently showing that mast in an unknown or worse state. Could you please check on it and update the status at http://tinyurl.com/qvew4 ? Thanks from Maltel and Asheets 21:56, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Done. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 22:39, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Moletown: help needed!

Greetings from the Cannonball Crew. We're operating in Moletown with the Loose Cannons. There's a high zombie presence and low zombie presence and it's a tough fight. Moletown is in your zone of protection so we were hoping you could send some support down to us. The best way to contact us is through our forum; you don't even need to sign up! We've been collecting good intel on the neighborhood and we've got a good group of fighters there. Please let us know if you can send support.

--Koppie 19:00, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

The James Earl Jones Awards

JEJ.jpg JEJ Nomination
The DHPD has been nominated to win the Best Survivor Group Award.

APEX ALMIGHTY Talk/Mall Info/ JEJ Awards7:00 A.M., 28 February 2007

JEJ.jpg JEJ Winner
The DHPD has won the Best Survivor Group Award.

The DHPD Categories

I was going through the Category List and noticed that your group has three categories: Category:Dunell Hills Military Zone, Category:DHPD and a Category:Dunell Hills Police Department. Out of curiosity what is the difference between the three categories? Vantar 03:40, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

The DMZ is suposed to be for all locations within the DMZ only, Dunell Hills Police Department is for Locations and Personel, DHPD is for Department pages, Sub-pages, and any namespace oriented pages as well as pages with a DHPD history significance... Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:42, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Ok that makes sense, but does this mean that almost every location page, like Factory 1,24 or Craigie Alley, that is in Category:DHPD has been miscategorized? If that is the case would the DHPD mind if I went through and recategorized the pages in the three categories so that the more accurately fit the descriptions given above. Vantar 05:45, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

DHPD/Department of The Commissioner

Its All About Sharko

Nothing but love sir...

Clean Up

Since I've added the template, can someone go back and wikify or get rid of the hyperlinks to the other DHPD sections? I'll be back in a few days, and I can get it then. Darth Sensitive 03:20, 5 Jan 2006 (GMT)

On this page I would like to keep the links... I'll admit they do need wikified though.-Conndraka

DHPD/Department of Internal Affairs

We are Internal Affairs. We are Here to Help.

June 18 2007

The Surgeon General said "Hello there. Are you wandering Malton aimlessly? Don't feel like you're making a difference? Then join the Dunell Hills Police Department! We're one of the largest groups in Malton, and very newbie friendly. Learn more about us here: tinyurl.com/373au7" This was in the clearly tagged Olney Militia HQ! See that this doesn't happen again in North Blythville.

It wasn't for you, it was for the unaffiliated survivors residing within the building. Please accept my apologies if I seemed to infer that the Olney Militia would be better serving Malton if it was absorbed into the DHPD. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 16:24, 19 June 2007 (BST)
Thank you. Hope you find the recruits you need. Healgood

DHPD/HR and Recruitment Office


I was asked by a couple of people for an IC aide that could help people get started, help them join DHPD, or both.

Anyway, let me know if you find anything missing and I'll get it added...

Conndraka Out...

Hey, It looks like you just got another hate club. Radio It's at the bottom of the page. Um...Are you facist?--Labine50 MHG|MalTel 23:54, 6 July 2006 (BST)

I am teh leader! Wohoo! --Paradox244 W! TJ! 22:04, 12 August 2006 (BST)

Complaint about QuincyME


I'm of the Dulston Alliance, and one of your members commited two acts of PKing in Treweeke as we face the biggest threat of them all, the Big Bash. He killed a member of Dead vs Blue, which have been the subject of a zombie spy slur campaign over our radios, calling them zergers. On top of that, he killed Julia Roberts, "for being a bad actress".

Is this member on your membership lists?


No, QuincyME is a pretender and should be shot on sight. We apologise that a loser such as Quincy is causing you any problems. If we can ever be of any assistance to you let us know. Conndrakamod T CFT 18:42, 10 September 2006 (BST)

Little Pita

Hello My name on urban dead is "Little PITA"..I want to join The DHPD..The Science department would be the best place to use my skills....Please let me know if there is anytng I can help with....

Viva La Humanity

I'm hoping this message reaches you in good health.

My name is Officer Mark Hazzyrd, me and a few like minded individuals have formed the group "Viva La Humanity" with the intent on reclaiming the city of Malton for humankind. But like all ideas, the amount of work that must be done to make our goals real will take the cooperation of many ..where we are few.

Its with this realization that I come to you with a request. We would like to offer you information on current reconnaissance we are conduct in exchange for any assistance you can give us in recruitment, as well as information on zombie movement you notice in your neck of the woods.

I hope that this can be the start of a beautiful friendship between your group and ours.

Officer Mark Hazzyrd

Problem with DHPD Internal Communications activation e-mail

Hello there. My character name is 'Yet another Steve' (a new scout) and Urban Dead name is NewOrderrr. Followed procedure on DHPD/HR and Recruitment Office page, and signed up for the proboards. However, 11 hours later I have not yet received an activation email from DHPD. I have since signed up for this wiki, and gotten a confirmation rather quickly, so it's not my email being slow to send-receive. BTW, my DHPD user name is also NewOrderrr. (it's a handle I've gone by for many years)

If anyone from the proboard reads this, please check my account submission and hit me back with an email, either as a activation, or to tell me what I'm doing wrong.

Complaint against FrankVitchard

I would like to file a complaint against one of your staff who just pked me. His profile is FrankVitchard: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=800112


He is not on our roster list, and thus is not a member of the DHPD. Where were you when this happened? Do you happen to have a screenshot? --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 22:53, 21 April 2007 (BST)
I was in stribling library besides Nichol Mall (Stanbury Village). Screenshot as follows. http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u112/pangittayonglahat/pker.png --User:Pangit tayong lahat
Thank you for your cooperation. We will do what we can to see that justice is served. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 17:43, 22 April 2007 (BST)

DHPD/Science Department


(TAP TAP)Is this thing On? Hello? Hellooooooo....

HEY! Just letting you all know, the Nurten Avenue revive point in Darvall Heights is Open for Business! It is owned and operated by the CDF, the CMS, and us, the LCD. We try to keep it rotter-free. Drop by if you get mauled at Caiger or if St. Isadores gets clogged. MaulMachine 12:00, 17 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Due to a Massive response, and espescially concerns of certain RRF members, our field agents recently made an effort to examine the entirety of the RRF. Those that returned brought us valuable information that has been added to the DB. -Operations- 00:20 25 Jan 2006 (GMT)

wow. Take my guy off of your Brainrotters list, its purchasing was accidental. The server farted while I was buying Vigor, so please take me off. If I ever wind up in a NecTec, it's because I want to rejoin the land of the living, not to attack. MaulMachine 20:11, 13 Feb 2006 (GMT)

YAY BOB!.............................Sucker. Conndraka 15:10, 16 March 2006 (GMT)

Well, it's been a fun 4 1/2 months and I hope I've done a good job. Thanks for the opportunity and the new postion of Public Relations Chief. DHPD-PRC FmrPFCBob 21:11, 3 August 2006 (BST)

New Tools

For managing revives and revive point, please see the Revivification Requests page for information about the tools available for managing requests. Request submissions are filtered for brainrotters and make sure the requester is actually dead. Requests are checked twice a day and removed if the requester is found to be alive. Save yourselves the trouble of keeping your wiki page clean and avoid the risk of wasting needles. Tag a better way! :)

You may also be interested in checking out the Rogues Gallery - see the PK Reporting page for more info.

DHPD/Internal Communications

Award formatting

  • I think a consistent award format would work better. If you post more awards, this is the format I edited mostly all the awards --Nirovan Vorshctatz (talk | journal) 08:42, 28 February 2006 (GMT)to follow:
  • Boldened player/user name is awarded Italicized award name for (stuff).
So date on line above award, bold player name with link if readily available, IS not WAS (present tense!!), and why.
Only the first letter in each sentence is capitalized except for acronyms and names:
DONT: "is Awarded for Bravery"
DO: "is awarded for bravery"
New awards go on the bottom. I might invert it later.
--Nirovan Vorshctatz (talk | journal) 08:42, 28 February 2006 (GMT)

"Archive Department" & useless sections

So can I remove the "Archive Department" section? Doesn't seem to serve a use (besides look silly). Also, maybe delete zombie attacks discussion? Not sure it's being discussed anymore. If anyone wants to view it they can see the history, but I thought I'd ask first anyways. Also, I was considering inverting the award order. --Nirovan Vorschtatz 18:16, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)

I would create a archive Wiki and cut and paste anything you dont want on your page. Other than that, its pretty much your page to do with as you will. And remember Screw Politenes you're a D.I.C. ;)

Conndraka 23:27, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)

History archive for useless removed sections can be found here. --Nirovan Vorschtatz 08:32, 28 February 2006 (GMT)

History (Medal and Awards Program)

To record the courageous deeds of the DHPD.

Please read the award formatting.

November 3, 2005:

  • DHPD Founded by Sharko to serve the needs of the survivors of Dunell Hills. Sharko is awarded The Rock of Joy for his brave actions.

November 4, 2005:

  • Logo and shield assembled by Martonic17 to boost morale of survivors in the Dunell Hills area. Martonic17 awarded the DHPD Medallion of Bad-Assed-Ness for his totally sweet contribution.
  • Radio Free DHPD up and running thanks to the valiant efforts of Private "Scrolly" Scrollhaven. Scrollhaven awarded the DHPD Zombies Killed the Radio (Bronze) Star for being DH's original shock-jock. Let's keep that radio up and running.
  • Local NecroTech facility located in Dury Building by Anastacia. Anastacia is awarded the DHPD Golden Brain (with the melon bread inside that looks like a brain) for her bravery in the face of invading zombie hordes.

November 5, 2005

  • DHPD Photo found in a pile of dead zombies by SatelliteOfLove. SatelliteOfLove is awarded a Grizzlbees Onion Burst, with honey maple ranch dressing, for her insolence. Cowabunga!

November 6, 2005

  • Albino Sue awarded Medic of the Month award, donuts and coffee available at Donuts Outpost.

November 9, 2005

  • Mary Shelly awarded Horror Writer of the Century Trophy for single handedly putting up 7 DHPD tags (including the one inside headquarters) in one day. Way to exercise those writing skills.

November 14, 2005

  • After a week or so of experiencing how the other half lives, SatelliteOfLove is found and revived by Leit. Leit is awarded one of those chocolate glazed donuts with the extra chocolate frosting on top for his act of courage.

November 15, 2005

  • Ravs is awarded a deserved apology for the misunderstanding. He is awarded the Medal of Good Works. Keep up the good work, Ravs!

November 16, 2005

  • Stacia is awarded NecroTech Employee of the Month for reviving a whole lot of people waiting at Stephen General. Punch and cookies in the break room, please wait until everyone has had one before going back for seconds.

November 20, 2005

  • Somerandomscientist is awarded the Eye of Vigilance award for actually reviving people at our revive point. Way to pump faith into the powerful beast that is DHPD! Sic Semper Tyrannis!

November 22, 2005

  • Carfan7 is awarded the Resident Bum award. Former owners of this award have been Thatguyonyourcouch, UncleBob & The Dude. Please don't give him any donuts, he already steals enough of the throw-aways.
  • Co-incidently, Carfan7 is retro-activily awared the Golden Spray Can award for Most Tags when he proceeded to profess his love for the DHPD by pissing on the walls of the hospital. Most Excellent. Watch out though, as this award is known to change hands quickly and often.

Novemeber 23, 2005

  • Carfan7 is also awarded the Golden Coffin award for tagging our revive point at Coffins Drive. Keep up the good work.

November 25, 2005

  • Carfan7 is awarded Award for Most Awards. The trophy is just a pile of other trophies glued together.

December 10, 2005

  • Kart is awarded the Golden Zombie Noggin for creating the DHPD board.

January 20, 2006

  • Carfan7 is awarded the Golden Spray Can again for keeping up all the creative DHPD tags, also awarded The Golden Trophy Case to display all the awards -- keep up the good work!

January 31, 2006

  • Nirovan is awarded the Golden Bottle of White-Out for following behind Conndraka and the other Ops personnel to make our Wikis look professional and even more awesome. You Rock.
    • Fixed. personel -> personnel, profesional->professional :D Nirovan Vorschtatz 18:14, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  • Dirol is awarded the I went to Caiger Mall and all I got was this stupid badge button, keep up the good work!

February 8, 2006

  • Albino Sue is awarded a gold lapel Medical Cross, and a Special Operations Group shoulder-tab. Has also earned the right to be called "Doc" by squad mates, for risking her life to heal others.
  • Dirol is awarded a Special Operations Group shoulder-tab.
  • F22 is awarded a DHPD RECON shoulder-tab.
  • KirkHowell is awarded a DHPD RECON shoulder-tab.

February 11, 2006

  • Carfan7 is awarded the Meritorious Service Ribbon for outstanding service above and beyond the call of duty, specifically for his intensive service in Public Relations.
  • Jeff Oneil is awarded the Meritorious Service Ribbon for outstanding service above and beyond the call of duty, specifically for his command and control leadership during the ongoing battles at Caiger II.
  • Sihoiba is awarded the Meritorious Service Ribbon for outstanding service above and beyond the call of duty, specifically for his efforts to coordinate with other Maltonian service groups.
  • Conndraka is awarded the Meritorious Service Ribbon for outstanding service above and beyond the call of duty, specifically for his recent efforts in modernization of the DHPD infrastructure.
  • Conndraka,Kirk Howell, Doc Foster, Scalphunter, Sgt George Dolphin, and F22 are awarded the Ridleybank-Counterpunch Service Ribbon for the successful assault on Ridleybank. Although the Gingerbread Men received much of the credit for this raid, the department is just pleased that a joint op with the Gingerbread Men and the Randalbank Coalition could be so successful despite being arranged in less than 48 hours.
  • Willr3, Bill Turner and The Entirety of the DFO is awarded the Caiger II Service Ribbon, for exemplary and continuous service in the face of the enemy.

February 16,2006

  • Gotikplag, Atani, Thom Solo,Willr3,Jeff Oneil Are awarded theSpecial Operations Group shoulder-tab.

February 19,2006

  • "DOC" Albino Sue is awarded Red Cross Flak Jacket and "DHPD SWAT" Black Beret, for her continued work helping others.
  • Dirol is awarded a gold lapel Medical Cross and the "DHPD SWAT" Black Beret
  • kirkhowell is awarded a gold lapel Medical Cross
  • Atani Is awarded the "DHPD SWAT" Black Beret

Keep up the good work all!

23 Feb 2006

  • cabbage cookies is awarded the Citizen of Dunell Hills Award for dealing with a real and present danger for the DHPD. You have the thanks of the entire DHPD, keep up the outstanding work.

Conndraka 12:06, 23 February 2006 (GMT)

25 Feb 2006

  • The Regulators are awarded the Dunell Hills Civil Service Cross for their outstanding bravery and service to the D.M.Z. commanded by Valentine Lamean & Xavier Dorn. This civilian volunteer group made some of the initial headway in reclaiming "The Village" from the results of the outbreak. The DHPD recognizes that without the help of The Regulators, the pacification of Peddlesden Village may have been considerably more difficult.

18 APRIL 2006- these have been along time comming and more are on the way. All squad members feel free to ad them to your profile and keep up the good work

Jeff Oneil 22:17, 20 April 2006 (BST) Future awards:

Please read the award formatting.
Leave this notice at bottom of award list.

DHPD/Department of Public Relations

Previous PSA's

Issued 08 November 2006 by FmrPFCBob - Public Relations Chief

Courage at Cotty ...or... Predators and Maxwell Hammer No Match for DHPD

DHPD and local survivors have helped keep Cotty Street Precinct operational in spite of a long term siege by The Predators, Maxwell Hammer, and ferals. There are break-ins and casualties daily but the building is formly in DHPD hands. Maintaining a generator is difficult so resupply must come from outside the barricades. Coffins Drive, the nearest revive point, varies from large crowds to emptiness day to day but the queue moves quickly regardless. Survivors in the area are encouraged to stop by for a veritable shooting gallery and trauma unit, hone your combat or healing skills.

Issued 15 Sept 2006 by FmrPFCBob - Public Relations Chief

The Battle for the Belt ...or...
Battered Bastards of Broadbelt Grove

For nearly thirty days the Broadbelt Grove PD precinct has been under attack. The final weeks of the siege involved one hundred zombies against roughly fifty defenders. The DHPD, collected survivors, and allies were able to accomplish this feat by refusing to fear the odds and continually seeking fallen defenders for revivification. The steadfast work of other survivors in the nearby NT and hospital kept the defenders in good health and supplied with needles. Apparently a feral horde, the zeds were never able to coordinate their efforts to achieve victory. Of particular note, DHPD nemesis Maxwell Hammer was beating on the cades and received numerous headshots.

Congratulations to the valiant defenders against the horde! Your efforts give hope to the huddled masses throughout the city. But do not rest easy, the bodies are piling up outside the Dury Nt building and another siege may be starting. Rearm and resupply, the outbreak is not over.

Issued 22 August 2006 by FmrPFCBob - Public Relations Chief

Revive Operations in August ...or...
Stick it to your Neighbors

In August the DHPD performed two operations to assist neighboring suburbs with clogged revive points. The first, Stick and Move, occurred at Burrell Way PD in Molebank. Over the course of three days a small team of DHPD officers repeatedly worked the revive point which had been rumored to be a trap. Eventually the line was cleared and approximately 20+ revives were performed, the PD was barricaded, and many rotters were downed. Operation Stick and Move 2 targeted Stothert Monument in Chudleyton. Once again officers moved to the area and began reviving and resecuring the area. This time there were casualties though and the DHPD ended up reviving some of their own too.

Issued 01 August 2006 by FmrPFCBob - Public Relations Chief

Title: Resurgence of the Dunell Hills Police Department ...or...
We're back, we're better, and we're hiring.

Since early March 2006 Dunell Hills has been under constant siege by several zombie hordes. As recently as early July the Hills were almost empty of survivors, DHPD officers and allies continued to operate in the suburb from locations outside the borders making little headway. Now the tide is turning ... a combination of survivor efforts and difficulty feeding have resulted in lower numbers of zombies in the area. Many buildings are firmly held by humans and most of the suburb is relatively safe.

But the toll has been high. The DHPD needs recruits to fill positions in all the squads and reconstituted precincts. Dedicated officers have been promoted to lead the way for a fresh cadre. New policies are in effect to foster goodwill, fairness, and trust with other groups. We hope to restore Dunell Hills to the safe haven it was and we need your help. The fight isn't over, there will be tough times ahead but we can guarantee to be there with you as the zombies beat on the 'cades.

Issued 14 March 2006 FmrPFCBob

Title: The Dunell Hills Police Department and You. ...or...
They're in my suburb, what now?

The Dunell Hills PD (hereafter DHPD) has recently begun to expand it's area of operations beyond the borders of the Dunell Hills suburb. This has on occasion caused concern for our neighbors and other survivor groups. This PSA has been produced to put their minds at ease by explaining the mission of the DHPD.

The DHPD is a large (currently the second largest) survivor group in Malton, based in Dunell Hills. We have a very effective communication network enabling us to work together productively and respond quickly. This ability has allowed Dunell Hills to become a very safe neighborhood from the zombie menace. Due to this success and requests from our neighbors we have begun to establish a presence in Peddlesden Village and Owsleybank, with additional operations in Chudleyton, Molebank, and West Becktown. We are allied with several survivor groups all across Malton.

So, what does this mean to you? Most importantly, the DHPD is not interested in conquering you or forcing you to leave. You are under no obligation to join or support the DHPD although we do encourage/appreciate it and actively recruit new personnel.

The DHPD only wants to base officers in key buildings in your suburb, i.e. police stations, hospitals, and NT labs. This allows us to protect these important resources and the survivors who need them. We also aggressively patrol the area to keep zombie activity to a minimum. We try to staff medical and NT facilities with skilled personnel giving survivors access to surgery, syringes, and the NecroNet . As a law enforcement organization in this troubled city we also try to maintain order by discouraging destruction of generators and murder of survivors. The DHPD uses the Counterpoint Strategy for maintaining barricades, this is a slightly different strategy than many other areas use. The basic tenet is to keep resource buildings at very strong and other buildings at extremely heavy. For more information on this and other DHPD policies please see the links at the end of the announcement.

In short, our goal is to serve and protect. Thankyou for your attention and support. Now back to your regularly occurring zombie disaster.

Archived Comments

  • Not sure where else to put this, but since I can't find a way to contact the DHPD elsewhere, I guess I'll leave a note here.

I log in into my survivor character Karen Sanger today to find that a DHPD member Tasselhoff had killed me for being a zombie spy.

I'd really appreciate it if, in the future, you would make sure that your group members are better informed regarding what's going on the the world, and have them check thier facts before deciding to call someone a spy and execute them. As unlikely as it may be, an apology from Tasselhoff would be nice, and a revive would be appreciated as well.

--Karen Sanger 09:45, 03 Feb 2006 (GMT)

I responded on Karens User Page: Tassellhoff is a Griefer trying to disparage the DHPD name.
He has been added to the Most Wanted and will be delt with accordingly. The revive has been     
taken care of. IF ANYONE ELSE HAS A SIMILAR PROBLEM, Contact the DHPD as soon as possible.

I logged in today to find my character, Chaine to have been killed by David Stewart. he gave no reason, just attacked me repeatedly while i was inside a building, waiting for my AP to come back. i dont really want anything in particular, but this is the second time i have been killed by a member of your group and would appreciate if your people would stop doing that. also, a revive wouldnt hurt if you can arrange one before i find one elsewhere. screen shot

  • Chaine I was there when it went down. someone thinking they would be funny painted you were a PK'er on the wall, then when I came back you were gone and the name had changed. we will get you revived ASAP, just post your location. sorry about that, and we will get you fixed up Jeff Oneil 05:04, 5 April 2006 (BST)
  • im sitting at Hartry Crescent. And its ok, wasnt your fault if it was some random person being a jerk. Thanks for the quick response.
  • Marcus Payne I had a little chat with David Stewart, and he says he's sorry about what he did. Why he did it, was because he happened to see the spray tag: Chaine is a PKER kill on sight on one of our PDs, and he panicked because he was low on health and is also fairly new in the DHPD, as he doesn't know his way around. I expect he'll be in here shortly to explain himself. 2:47, 7th April 2006(GMT)

If in doubt. Tag it.

  • Official Notification - The Dunell Hills Anti-DHPD GRaffiti Squadron is here. At 50+ members, they are determined to eliminate all DHPD propaganda from the Dunell Hills environment as well as other none player to player forms of aggression. Their statement is clear, they will not attack any member of the DHPD but they will attempt to assist the cause of Dunell Hills' Liberation.
  • I liked that song as well. Funny on many levels. And the DHAGS are not a zerg group as I see you are assuming, I am just the voluntary representative of their group.
  • Ok sure shaft121-175- this is me asking nice not to edit out wiki page. Next time we will let the mod's know.

Go out and make another 20+ charcters, and have a nice day Jeff Oneil 21:20, 7 March 2006 (GMT)

I want in

Acording to your main page you have an oppening here for Chief and Field operatives, I was wondering if I can join up, I'm at level 15 at the moment. Plan on getting higher soon.

Zeeba hit me in Broadbelt Grove PD ~03:00EST Dec06/06

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=504875 My hunt has begun....

FYI - Zeeba is not a member of the DHPD. Zeeba is known for impersonating an officer and carrying out false warrants. -- Officer Otep 09:11, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Pking report

Well after GoldStars told me to lay off YoungNad[4] as he believes his warrant was unfounded just after he revived me I went to YoundNad and aksed him to explain then upon further examination of the wanted list I found his name to have been removed so after telling him that he was free to go as the warrant was no more he hunted me down and pk'd me then barricaded the revive point to make it tougher for me to return and I know he is responsible as after previously killing me he barricaded the revive point, I have never seen the revive point at [6, 37] barricaded at any other time furthermore witnesses to the crime can be found at [5, 36] this is DHPD Ally Samuel Carlson [5]requesting the warrant for YoungNad be reinstated


Ok, I have no clue who to contact about this, but after following a maze of wiki links from the DHPD front office I think I found the place.

Recently, a member of the DHPD registered a hospital on the Malton Hospitals Group database, and later took it off. I'm assuming that they quit and didn't tell anybody else about MHG.

Assuming I got you interested, I'll go on. We aren't out to control registered groups, and in registering all you would be doing is telling the people who visit the page, "Hey, we're running a hospital here!" so they know they won't come there at 2hp w/ infection to find it ransacked.

Also, with MHG on the web, [6] there is a good chance that, at one point in the near future, a firefox extension will be made to direct people in-game to your area.

To register, just edit the list, (Can be found on the MHG page) and the city map. Then, (And this is one of the more loosely enforced rules) add a small template or category to your group's page. Thanks, and have a nice day.--Labine50 MH|ME|TNT'07 23:02, 7 April 2007 (BST)

DHPD/Interdepartmenatal Relations

If someone asks you about an alliance get them to contact me - Sihoiba

Allied Representatives

F.R.E.E.Z.E. puts forth representative firemanstan. --Firemanstan 19:47, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Underground Special Forces's temporary representatives are both Calyndra and Finch Gambkar (aka Garem). -Garem 2/11

Secutor asking for board approval. Username: Secutor

Sihoiba here. Secutor which group are you with?

I am with Underground Special Forces.

Ltc Johnny Lunchpail, Commander U.S. ARMY INFANTRY I have been talking with Jeff Oneil of DHPD informally on the CMS board. We are regrouping in DH and would like to help set up a defense against the feral mobs from Caiger. --Johnny Lunchpail 00:56, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

DHPD/Most Wanted


Attention usergroup, Malton Hospitals Group needs your help. If your running a hospital, please notify us as soon as it's on our list of hospitals. 05:00, 16 May 2006 (BST)

DHPD, we understand your running many hospitals, and if one of your group could help us sort this out, it would be great.

slight changes to layout to make it easier to sort...

Zh!n!ng Ahnz

Oops, something went wrong when I wanted to delete the 'GK in Caiger Mall'. Sorry, I am a wiki retard and asked you before to change it. Sorry, anyway.--Critical carl 17:38, 6 April 2006 (BST)

I appreciate Walter Watson being on the Most Wanted List, but for what? Destroyin a generator in Caiger Mall? He honestly never did that. He robbed four banks in West Becktown and is an insane mass murderer in general, but please remove that silly 'Gking in Caiger Mall' before I do it myself. --Critical carl 03:35, 30 March 2006 (BST)

Alright, how is it that I have not climbed to the number 1 spot on your wanted list, for crying out loud, I've killed over 150 people in dhpd areas and destroyed over 50 generators and radios all while not getting killed by you all. Guess I'll have to double my efforts. -shanks123

Dumb Question; why am I considered a tier 2 target? Secondly, what does being a tier 2 target mean?--Karlsbad 21:25, 29 March 2006 (BST)

Have any of you heard from Thomas Burdick lately?--Powerpiper 09:22, 5 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Someone is wanted solely for the possession of Records, Are we Crazy? There must be a better reason why GrrtheZombie is wanted Rockphed 06:25, 12 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Deleted until further info is gathered, Conndraka 13:04, 12 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Most wanted report

JohnDead seen few hours ago at the Dennis Motel in Owsleybank. He destroyed a generator --wellczech 22:44, 27 June 2006 (BST)

Madlatvian profile.cgi?id=456350 sighted today in Marvin Mall South Blythville destroying a gen twice before dissappearing. Has also been active in North Blythville in the past month. --Jake T Weber 17:02, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

QuincyME is in the South Blythville area around Marven MallSlider Striker 12:51, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

False warrants?

My charecter, Onikage Wolf, was killed by zeeba last night, and apparently had an outstanding warrant. I have found no mention of this warrant anywhere, and I have never commited assualt nor battery on a DHPD officer. Unless they were a zombie, in which case that's just indiscriminate killing. Onikage Wolf 15:27, 6 September 2006 (BST)

If you look at the Warrants page you will see that Zeeba is an impersonator, he kills indiscrimately and pretends to be a member of the DHPD in an effort to make us look bad. I apologise for the issue and hope one of the DHPD personel will be able to assist in your revival soon. Conndrakamod T CFT 15:55, 6 September 2006 (BST)

Ah. Many thanks, I'll be sure to blow his brains out next time I see him. Onikage Wolf 22:57, 6 September 2006 (BST)

DHPD/Burrell Way Precinct

History of the Burrell Way Precinct

This was the old precinct page, before OfficerButler's command.

Located in suburb of Molebank in Malton this particular precinct is the area surrounding the police station located at [13,44]. The Precinct's head is in charge of Burrell Way Precinct Station operations, security and resources. See this MAP for area details.

Burrell Way Force

Currently the only members of the DHPD Stationed in or around this precinct are the members of the recently formed Fourth Strike Team (aka ST-4 or the Moles).

Ultamous Comander, Saul Manilla, Xanox, Henry Valentino, Doff Chapeau, Fred Fred Burger, Francis Foster, Andreas Katapultus, HoneyBuns, Balfoour, Yasario, The Moles: A stray Bullet:inanimate, The Moles: falling debris:inanimate.

Precinct Chief: Declan

Officers: Doctor Hale Jackson,

Traffic Division

Orders From the Chief 1. Recruit a base force for defense and support of the precinct.

2. Kill or revive any zombie wandering into the Precinct.

3. Keep barricades at the precinct's key buildings listed below at Very Strongly:

Burrell Way Police Department

Falvey Fire Department

4. Keep barricades of the precinct's safehouses listed below at Very Strongly or higher.

Austwick Museum

Tidball Library

5. Make and maintain strong alliances between existing survivor groups for mutual support.

DHPD/Cottam Way Precinct


Old threads from the Cottam Way Precinct dicussion board can be found here, most recent at the top.

Iiiits me!

if only i could made a frowny face.

Hello Mr Fitting, was there anything at all you wanted. Officer Otep 11:01, 16 September 2006 (BST)

nope, just my response to you.

Now, im not angry or anything but could you do me a favor and not just go onto our forums to call me an asshole?--Mayor Fitting 18:04, 9 October 2006 (BST)

I thought your groupmates deserved to know, at least I didn't go onto your forums to spy, asshole Officer Otep 17:16, 13 October 2006 (BST)

Here's to Peaceful Coexistence

Just wanted to drop you guys a note saying that I really respect how easy DHPD is to get along with. We have seen the pissing contest in Molebank over BWPD as a revive point and I really hope ZS can make even half of the effort DHPD has made in being good neighbors.

--NivekTrawets 21:22, 11 August 2006 (BST)

Thanks for the note Nivek, you guys at Zombie Squad have been very welcoming. It's good to see the joint tags going up and I'm glad it's clear we from DHPD are not here to tread on anybody's toes. I hear you guys got on well our Strike Team (ST-4 I believe) when they were in the area and I'm sure we will get on just as well in the future. Again, thanks for taking the time to visit this page and post this message.

--Otep 15:02, 18 August 2006 (BST)

The inflammatory 'fiti was inside Dunstone and Flowar. Someone was trying to incite trouble. I put the p's and carrots to cover it. Any tags I put up alternate having DHPD and ZS mentioned first. I would put DHPD first to balance out yours that put ZS first, but I don't want anyone to think that it is you putting DHPD 1st. As a secret code to show which are mine I'll try to include a Forrest Gump reference in each pair.

Any idea who Crimson Permanent Assurance are? Not in the wiki and they tagged Cottam. Sounds vaguely threatening.

--NivekTrawets 18:21, 18 August 2006 (BST)

Crimson Permanent Assurance

Tagged likewise about Six months ago... I'm fairly sure its either a lone PK(or incredibly small group of PK) i.e. Wait for someone to show up with that in their group and then watch tehm carefully, shouldnt be much of a threat. However... Could some of you ZS that are board head west occasionaly and snipe some of the Zeds in the Broadbelt and Yea precincts, some of the Other DHPD would seriously appreciate the help. signed the ever watchful Conndrakamod T CFT 22:55, 18 August 2006 (BST)

DHPD/Cotty Street Precinct

"As you walk past the barricaded doors and into the main office, you hear the buzz of officers checking rounds, the smell of coffee and donuts nestling on the table and the odd crackles of radios. The sight of several survivors being patched up by officers and other medical agents give you a strange feeling of normality as the lights flicker between on and off as several people call that the generator is running out of fuel."

"Approaching the desk, you hear a pounding on the windows and several screams whilst officers flood in to patch up the barricades. As the doors are hastily nailed together and a crew of white lab coated people rush to treat an injured party entering the rooftop, you see an officer, non- plussed with what's happening, and looks at you with a smile."

"Hello, Cotty Precinct here! How may we help you?"

  • Please leave a message here!
  • Message: Hey Guys!

Yeah, join the queue. <_< Servicing zeds is a lengthy process. Meh, we have to admit - we're clean. Clean, clean, clean, clean. ^_^ --Rubix41 11:47, 11 September 2007 (BST)

Well, I just wanted to inform you the PD will soon be fully in our hands, and that we did notice your absence tonight. There are only about 6 people left with 25 hungry zombies waiting outside for dinner. We miss you since you people do taste better then the other unbathed survivors. --Mayor Fitting 01:01, 29 September 2006 (BST)

Hate to tell you but Cotty is still in DHPD hands and is Heavily baricaded, and if you had bothered trying to atack Broadbelt when the 100 or so Zeds attacked you would realize that 26 zeds outside don't mean a thing to us. And the most important statistic is not how many zeds are outside, but how many are inside. that number is curently 0.
When you need to use PKers to soften up the survivors inside, and spies to open up the PD, that's not exactly impressive. And it is certainly nothing to taunt about. Upon seeing that whenever I log in, there are 0 zeds inside, and 'cades are at Extremely Heavy...well, that's definitely not something to be taunting or bragging about. Even if you did take the PD...whoop-dee-doo...it has happened before and will most likely happen again, as that is how the game goes. We'll just take it back, and the cycle of bloodshed continues. -- Declan 06:22, 30 September 2006 (BST)
Hey! At least leave the message in the right spot before trying, and I put the emphasis on TRY, to take over my station. However, thank you for your message, we will get back to you! -- Rubix41


  • Q: Why is Cotty so important to the Dunnel Hills Police Department?

A: Cotty PD was the base and foundation of the DHPD. When Sharko and other officers bound together to form the DHPD and protect the Dunnel Hills from zeds and remove their intrusion from the suburb. It is one of the most popular stations for survivors since the traditional revive point at Coffins Way is close by and has been the site of many brutal encounters.

  • Q: Why does Maxwell Hammer want Cotty Precinct and claims it is his?

A: Maxwell Hammer is the anti-DHPD. He hates us on all respects for kicking him out of Cotty Precinct in the early days. At the time, Maxwell Hammer, a hardened veteran and survivor, had used Cotty Precinct as a base and has been using it as a stronghold for ammo. When the DHPD came to settle in Cotty, a misunderstanding happened that has tarnished Maxwell's view forever. Members of the DHPD had insisted, forcibly, that the building was theirs and that any member wishing to use it would have to join up - something that was regrettable since the situation doesn't reflect the current DHPD.

Maxwell, deeply concerned, decided that this was a fascist move by the police, who had taken away his refuge on the grounds of authority in a lawless Malton. Rather than seek a peaceful solution or, even open a line of correspondence, Maxwell Hammer opened fire on the Sergeant in Cotty in an act of defiance to the decision.

The incident was documented by Commissioner Conndraka as well as many senior officers of the DHPD and the response was natural: to shoot on sight Maxwell Hammer for the act of killing survivors. However, Maxwell Hammer has long carried the grudge on to extreme proportions - supporting zed activities, spreading radio propaganda about the DHPD and cheering on any exponent that suggests the DHPD are crumbling or falling apart. His actions of killing survivors, officers and helping impersonators suggests that Maxwell Hammer is an unhinged survivor that is dedicated to the destruction of the DHPD.

Maxwell Hammer sparked a split between some of the younger members of the DHPD, including myself, about how to treat him. Some considered him an ally and that redemption from the DHPD would establish a greater link with such a foe. Others, like myself, believed that Maxwell Hammer cannot be reasoned with for his attitude and demeanour is that he needs a foe, such as the DHPD, to survive. (Notably, most officers who have met Maxwell Hammer have decided upon the second view.) Although at large, he is considered to be dead in all accounts or in hiding.

  • Q: How did you the Chief of Cotty get their role?

A: Usually via the Commisioner of the DHPD, currently Jeff O'Neil, whose role is to supervise the running and the control of the DHPD system. It is via internal promotion only and judged on personal criteria and action. Many Precinct Chiefs have performed great service for the DHPD and have taken a role to protect a precinct and it's local area as a serious matter.

=DHPD/Ruggevale Walk Precinct

Recruiting Requirements

  • Have the following skills: Construction, free running.
  • You must be part of the Dunell Hills Police Department.
  • Must not be a PKer or GKer.
  • Have a mobile phone. (optional)

Signup Here:

Just place your name and profile here.

Saxony, Station Chief, Ruggevale Walk PD http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=281192*


Private: New recruit.

Corporal: A new recruit that has been with the RWP for a week, and has done one useful deed (eg. refuel generator, rebuild barricade)

Master-Corporal: A Corporal that has been with the RWP for 3 weeks, and has done one useful deed (eg. refuel generator, rebuild barricade)

Sergent: A Master-Corporal that has been with the RWP for a month, and has done one useful deed (eg. refuel generator, rebuild barricade)

Warrant-Officer: Is awarded on a 2 month basis to a random RWP member by a person in charge.

Master Warrant-Officer: Awarded to a memeber of the RWP, who has been with the precinct no less then 3 months.

Captain: People who are; second in command and third in command.


Perhaps this is the wrong place to put this, but I have been at the McNamara Drive Revive point for over a week and I don't think I've even SEEN anyone else being Revived. Would be nice if someone could revive me, and perhaps get this place running better. (UDID: 128610) -Zeofar 08:56, 21 April 2007 (BST)

DHPD/Swinnerton Square Precinct

You folks might want to step outside your police department once in a while. THERE IS NO SAFE PLACE FOR ANYONE WITHOUT FREE RUNNING! --Corgano 11:46, 10 November 2006 (UTC)


You get the Brass balls award for claiming teh whole 50 block area around the precinct. I thought I was an optimist.

Conndraka 00:04, 4 March 2006 (GMT)

Snow FYI= Ree Toric=Maxwell Hammer Alt. Conndrakamod T CFT 14:30, 20 October 2006 (BST)

DHPD/Uppill Precinct

Precinct Communications

Officers are asked to please use our secure radio system for communication. It's not a requirement, but it's a good move if you do...



ACCESS INFORMATION: IP: straferight.nationvoice.com Port: 3784


Post your Uppill Stories Here. So people know about the brave men who served with you and did not come home.

The Arrival

(Story Not Complete, Will Post Soon)

DHPD Uppill Precinct Hotline

You've reached the Uppill Police Hotline, all of our station personnel are currently busy, please leave a message at the beep and we will return your call in a timely manner. Please Direct 911 Emergencies to the DHPD Public Radio Band. *Beep*


Made an incorrect revision, and I corrected it. My bad. --The Surgeon General 06:29, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Uppill Deputy Communications Channel

This channel is for use by deputies to communicate with each other and the commissioned police staff. --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:02, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

DHPD Foxtrot Squad


Welcome to the Foxtrot Discussion Page. If you've got something to say about us, our organization, or really just anything, just post it here and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Also, do not tamper with the "History of Foxtrot" section, as it is preserved for historical significance. Thanks.

- The Surgeon General


History of Foxtrot

Foxtrot Squad was originally known as the Phone Mast Defense Squad.

A Word From the Carfan7

You've made it to the Phone Mast Defence Squad HQ! Our motto is; "Drink, shoot, then drink a little more." Enjoy your visit, if you do actually enjoyed staying here consider joining. Just to read the recruiting requirements in the discussion section. Oh yeah, just to you stupid people out there; it's not PMS, it's PMDS. News

  • Hello Foxtrot comrades... MalTel is having no real impact on Malton, seeing as most the major groups in any suburb maintain their radio masts, I would like to give my manager the finger and come out of retirement to rejoin Foxtrot... is this all good? Jackboot Pete 21:25, 18 September 2006 (GMT)
  • When I logged on today there was 2 zeds inside. I killed one, but then another came inside, that one killed beef riprock so I kill that one, just to realize that you can dump bodies indivually so I had no choice but dump him too. I barricade back to very strong, but I had gotten out of AP before I could do anymore. 1 more left inside. I did the best I could... Carfan7 18:13, 26 June 2006 (BST)
  • Ted Friday's in the DH Mast BTW. Carfan7 18:26, 24 June 2006 (BST)
  • Building Conditions made. BTW there are 4 zeds in the DH towers and 2 more outside. Carfan7 18:55, 23 June 2006 (BST)
  • Easiest source percentage wise are the tech stores in the malls. Other than that, FDs. - PsychoPhil 21:16, 20 June 2006 (BST)
  • Anyone know where to find transmitters? I'm still searching for one in DH... >:( Carfan7 04:04, 20 June 2006 (BST)
  • I'd like to welcome Jackboot Pete to the squad. We've bypassed the designation of private and promoted him to corporal because of his work in Ostrehan Towers before Operation Homecoming started. PsychoPhil 20:45, 12 June 2006 (BST)
  • Since there were no objections from the other squad, I am adjusting the responsibilities of Foxtrot. We are now responsible for all in game communications equipment which consists of the phone mast and radio transmitters. In addtion to a spare gen and fuel, all squad memers should hunt up one or more transmitters to be installed in safehouses (not just any empty building with a gen). Squad members should also be checking set freqs of transmitters during regular patrols and make sure they are all set to 26.60 in DHPD controlled areas/buildings. PsychoPhil 15:55, 6 June 2006 (BST)

FmrPFCBob 03:35, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Past Members:

  • PsychoPhil Rank: Captain Status: Retired
  • Sgt McReedy Rank: Corporal Status: Retired
  • Gregor Ibram Rank: Sergent Status: promoted to a command position in the DHPD
  • Carfan7 Rank: Captain (originally formed the PMDS) Status: Active in Osterhan Towers
  • Ted Friday Rank: Master-Corporal Status: Active in Osterhan Towers
  • Arkh Rank: Corporal Status: seen wandering (alive) in the vicinity of Cotty Drive
  • peglegsue Rank: Corporal Status unknown.
  • Lancensis Rank: Captain Retired. Has removed himself from the DHPD member roll.

--PsychoPhil CFT 03:46, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Phone Mast status report

If you time, can we get you to update http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Mobile_Phone_Mast#Locations with the current status of your local phone mast? Thanks. Asheets 20:15, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Dunell Hills Police Department Category Talk

Created this setup for future editing

501st Armed Division asks for your help, we are planing on wipeing out The Shining Ones, The Ridleybank Resistance Front, and the Church of the Resurrection. We need your Help along with everyone else. Plese contact us on our Talk page.

Not the correct place for advertisements. You cannot destroy zombie groups. All they have to do when they are killed is stand up. Do what you wish but im warning you.

Join in on the Party

Yo, I am Smithy JonesI come to you guys to ask as a Blackmore Bastard if you would like to come over to the Greater Blackmore and join in on the party. The more the merrier, So please stop by. There are plenty of zombies to go around
3:40, 16 Sept 2006 (BST)

Posse Talk Page Archive

Ok Guys, now that I am part of the Wiki project I thought it best to move the list over here to negate the thought of us Zerging. I did leave Brassed in place though Kyle so tell your kids not to freak... Conndraka Dunell Hills Location List:


Its bad enough that we've been acused of cheating folks, but "Our" Kevan was reduced to tears. We've tried to do something special and people with issues are sucking us into out of game conflict. Think about the "Outbreak" option and e-mail me privately on your decision. Conndraka 08:38, 24 March 2006 (GMT)

  • Sorry Guys, My bad. Whats done is done. Sorry Conndraka 14:02, 25 March 2006 (GMT)