De-vivification Experts of Malton
|De-vivification Experts of Malton|
|Group Numbers:||Unknown at this time|
|Goals:||To Destroy Lives and Property|
|Recruitment Policy:||Invite only|
|Contact:||Don't call us, we'll call you|
ALWAYS HUNGRY, READY TO KILL
The De-vivification Experts of Malton are here to assist you with that problem we like to think of as life; it's nasty, it's unnecessary, and it's damn boring. In response to the current crisis of survivor over-population we have formed to help people see the light of undeath. Don't be surprised if we come knocking at your door some day. I'm sure we'll make fast friends as we delightedly munch on your brains. In suburbs where there is an active survivor presence we will be setting up shop and helping people to shuffle off of this mortal coil.
Goals and Guidelines
DvEM members are expected to knock down barricades and humans whenever they get a chance. We'll be making frequent de-vivification runs around our areas of operation. We want to help survivors die, simple as that. We will be employing centralized operations in areas ripe with "the living", and have recently established a new Devivification Lab (a.k.a. Pole Mall).
Joining the DvEM
We are keeping an eye out for potential recruits. We will contact you if you fit our profile.
We're a horde. We don't need no stinking leaders. We're just here to kill stuff!
Code of Conduct
Absolutely no spying is allowed by our members. No hopping onto private boards to gather information, no scouting as a human to find survivors, and no PKing. Zerging is not and never will be permitted. The rules are simple and the consequences for breaking those rules are severe.
It is not unheard of for members to become revived and suddenly find themselves playing as human. Sometimes it is intentional; such as to purchase a desired human skill like Body Building. More often however, members find themselves the victim of a "random revive" or "combat revive". This type of activity saddens us, because it is a waste of both AP and resources on the part of human players, but we are resigned to the often incomprehensible decision making process of the typical survivor. Heck, some humans even seem to think you can trap zombies by barricading them into a building.
Regardless of how they got that way, while human, members of the DvEM will under no circumstances engage in PK-ing, scouting, or spying for the horde; rest assured, what they see while breathing will not be shared with their zombie brothers and sisters. However, as they are still members of the organization (despite their temporary revived status), they reserve the right to engage in pro-zed discussion, make DvEM radio broadcasts and tag locations with DvEM propaganda, and destroy any harman equipment as needed. This isn't "spying" or "scouting" - it's just good, clean fun.
"We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes."
Heck, if you're nice to us, you might even find that a revived D-vEM member FAK-ed you in your sleep or even helped to re-cade your building. We're just that kind of group.
Classified. You will recognize us by our groans. Now coming to a neighbourhood near you. Very near.
Our Lady of Broken Souls has a creative side. Must be that the left side of her brain is a little less headshot than the right side. She has captured some of our latest adventures in graphic art form. You can find them here:
De-vivification Experts of Malton/comics
The DvEM has been disbanded as of July 17, 2014. We now roam the city, spreading the word of devivification as ferals. --ZuluDeacon 16:15, 17 July 2014 (UTC)
Older Morning-After Reports can be found in our De-vivification Experts of Malton/Report Archive.
A list of confirmed (by us) Experts is available here: DvEM Experts
The Experts have partaken (or are partaking) in the following zambah events:
|The Second Big Bash!|
|This User or Group is a member of The Second Big Bash, and will be coming to your neighborhood soon! Please have lots of fresh brains ready when they arrive with all their friends.|
|Mall Tour 2009|
|This User or Group was a member of the Mall Tour 2009, and came to your local mall! Thanks for having lots of fresh brains ready when they arrived with all their friends.|
|Big Bash 3!|
|This user or group was with Big Bash 3. They were last seen|
heading home after the party.
Please have your brains ready for later.
|Big Bash 4!|
|This user or group was with Big Bash 4. They're|
heading home after the party.
Please have your brains ready for next time.