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• I am *pardoned*? What does that mean exactly? The gracious EF decide I am to be allowed to live? Or how does this work? Not much in the area of the 'Wood now, busy assisting MPD crews elsewhere in the NW. But I can assure you that I will return. So you might aswell put me up for the undeath sentence sooner rather than later. For d 16:07, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

You have been trialed by proper authorities and it has been decided to leave you in piece till you decide to renew your criminal activity within our jurisdiction, as have most people we believed inactive. --Lord Aronax 18:01, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

• Evenin' Ferals, although I'm not exactly keen in saying so, that's a fine job you've done on the 'Wood's NT facilities! Though don't expect them to be wide open for too long ;) And on side note, a Zombified Congrats to Experiment211 for tearing my throat, but only after menacingly gesturing at me. See you around... (Just thought I'd add a horizontal line in here, otherwise the conversation under correspondance would look rather confusing). --Chopper 22:54, 28 September 2006 (BST)

• Everyone have a great night? ;) We sure did! Thanks for the party everyone, sorry we forgot the wine but we did bring the headshots! For the first time in a while now, it appears we actually have the suburb pinned down now. The midlands, the heart of the 'Wood if you will, saw every building barricaded up last night... You'll have quite a task ahead of you... Ransacking all these EC claimed buildings that is, though unless re-enforcements come, it looks like you'll be getting Pooll Crescent back soon enough... A good night all in all though, wouldn't you say? (Sorry Aronax by the way, every time I see you I just can't resist pulling the trigger... Just as whenever you see me, you can't resist such a sweet, sweet brain!) --Chopper 08:39, 20 October 2006 (BST)

I don't know where you get your INTEL Chopper, maybe you must walk the sub yourself as it is far from being safe for survivors. Daily break-ins, insufficient barricades only the desperate, crazy or daredevils are sleeping in Eastonwood. I hope you enjoy your cooperation with the US-ARMY Infantry because as it seems Brooke Hills gets crushed by another horde at the moment. --Sgt Milton 22:22, 20 October 2006 (BST)

• Sorry about the late reply, isn't my way usually. Computer has been in the shop bein repaired...

Concerning how I gain my INTEL though, the primary method used to gain it is simply wandering the suburb myself or having the Wayward faction run around Eastonwood colleting details. Reliable would be an understatement for the term used for such ways of gaining information... And I never said Eastonwood was a safe suburb either, I said it was becoming safer, if you were referring to the EC Wiki page that is. I'm not too sure where your own INTEL comes from my friend, on reading that you'd supposedly taken a step towards securung the Eastonwood/Shuttlebank/Yagoton triangle, I immediately went to check myself, only to see that the entire corner was barricaded at a fair standard with no Zombies inside the buildings. Moutains being made out of molehills..? There was a distinctive period that lasted just before you left for Yagoton and ended when you returned with the GMT-BC, were almost the entire 'burb was safe and sound, we even helped you trash Pooll Crescent, but only after partying there all night long ^.^

As for working with the USAI, we enjoyed it thoroughly... Much progression was made and many of the undead were laid to rest due to join op's... Indeed, Brooke Hills was obviously going to be over-run considering that the overflow from The Big Bash hit the suburb hard, not to mention, TSO employed River Tactics... It is only a hanful of days later and TBB have moved on, members of TSO have been returning from aiding Yagoton over the past few days and BH is already back in survivor hands... Thanks for the concern though Sgt. Unfortunately, it may be some time before we get to visit you guys again... Our schedule for the next month is filled up with joint op's amongst other things. Rest assured, we will return to the 'Wood someday soon(ish). In the mean time, don't let any other survivor groups pin you down too heavilly! That'll be our job when our two groups meet again. Happy Hunting!!! Regards... --Chopper 23:43, 27 October 2006 (BST)

• Interesting, declaring victory eh? Might be a tad premature I can assure you theres quite a few more then 10 survivors in Eastonwood. Theres almost that many (living) Neo-Warseers alone in the suburb as far as I'm aware! Col.gravis 09:22, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

• Infact... Col.gravis 14:51, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

• The statement was made due to the counting of all intelligence that was gathered in the past three days. All but two buildings were open, and many people, Warseers as well, died in yesterdays attacks. The statement doesn't account for any attacks you yourself initiated afterwards.

Infact... --Lord Aronax 17:23, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm sorry even after your brave mobilization out of Brooke Hills there is little more than you yourself in Eastonwood, and of course you do not count once dead, as does gravis005, robang, raxorz and all other registered zker. Our claim stays the same. --Lord Aronax 18:01, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Well Im still in Eastonwood - ColGravis that is, and very much a Survivor, though yeah we've a few floating around delivering undying justice as initiated by the Warseers originally. Cant speak for the rest of the suburb, saving up for another sally I'm sure youll understand. You've not won yet my undead friends! ;) Col.gravis 19:28, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Yes you are still in Eastonwood, but the question is with how many alts? We know for a fact that you have several alts and majorackland is one of them. This is how you fight and denying the EF their victory. For shame colgravis --Sgt Milton 20:43, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

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• Lord Aronax, I believe that the EF in Eastonwood need to re-grafitti all the buildings near the Pooll Crescent Police Department, to cover sun org propaganda. The presence of this breatherist grafitti is an insult to the EF. Monkeys corpse 19:55, September 13 2006 (PST)

• Perhaps so, but know that TSO don't spray messages on buildings they don't take from the EF. We only tag places that have been reclaimed in the name of Survivors. Buildings like Pooll Crescent PD is tagged when it's stolen from your grasp, though with this building impaticular, we never usually have it for more than half a day, if that. All I'm saying is, we'll thank you not to tag every building in site, those that aren't in your hands in other words, just as we don't spray on buildings where we haven't been :) Regards... --Chopper 07:11, 14 September 2006 (BST)

• Well we have no one breathing right now but I will see what I can do.--Lord Aronax 20:43, 14 September 2006 (BST)

• Ouch! Not the face, not the face. My, that was a quick reaction by Mr. Aronax. For d 14:00, 27 August 2006 (BST)

• very flattering it would be if it had something to do with my supreme skill, but I always check the surounding buildings when I log in and find no work at the station. Coincidence mostly, still, thank you.--Lord Aronax 22:50, 27 August 2006 (BST)

• Sorry about the little visits over the past few days Ferals, when Brooke Hills becomes too safe for our own likings, the Reavers tend to venture over into Eastonwood. I don't know what we'd do without you EF keeping us busy as Brooke Hills isn't subject to threat from any other organized Zombies. No highly organized attacks have come recently on our part just yet, but we've laid to rest 13 EF in the past couple of days, including yourself Aronax ;), sleeping under your very noses at the Drayton Building. Though without meaning to sound impatient, could your fine feral, Experiment211 make a brief post of conformation? It'd be greatly appreciated... --Chopper 13:09, 29 August 2006 (BST)

• For the attention of the EF member, Experiment211... As I've previously mentioned in a post further down under Correspondance, a moderator called Conndraka is holding a... Competition if you will. It includes several different challenges which move through several different rounds. One of the challenges is 'Foxhunt for Survivors', in short, whichever Survivor can kill the highest ranking Zombie on the 'Leaderboard' wins. Experiment211, you're a damn fine Zombah' as you're the highest ranking Zed there! 2nd place overall too! Quite an achivement I must say, but I'm not just here to praise you; my computer has a tendancy to screw up at the most inconviniently wrong times. In this case, I've managed to kill you twice in the past week now, once fair and square, the other; when I was a Zombie (ZK'd), though on both occasions, I was unable to take a screen shot showing your corpse. All I ask, and rather politely too ^.^ is that you reply simply confirming the kill so Conndraka can move onto the next round of the Foxhunt. And just because I like y'all, I'll give warning that the next highest ranking Zombie on the leaderboard is also a member of the EF... And I'll find you... ;) Regards... --Chopper 19:35, 27 August 2006 (BST)

• have contacted experiment via e-mail, usually does not look at the wiki I suppouse. As it seems I'm the only one holding down the fort today anyway (figuratively speaking). Ah you got me, you are not in Drayton but I couldn't resist having a look for myself earlier today.--Lord Aronax 20:22, 30 August 2006 (BST)

• Thanks Aronax, 'tis appreciated. Hehe, ah' you found me and evened the score, thanks to yourself I'm a waiting for a revive now >.< I'll be back though I assure you ;) happy hunting... --Chopper 22:11, 31 August 2006 (BST)

• As far as we at Zmobbie-central here now, Chopper actually did kill Experiment211. 85% sure. It would be very unlikely if he didn't at one point or another given that he's talking about one of our more prominent members and he's been fighting us for some time --Obeah-Man 22:04, 5 September 2006 (BST)

• Thanks for the respectable response Obeah-Man. Oh' and by the way, nice job at Grandon PD amongst other buildings! We can't go a single strike on you EF without you returning the favour can we? ^.^ --Chopper 00:43, 6 September 2006 (BST)

• A job well done at Ryley Road PD! A congrats is in order for rallying the unaffiliated and unorganised undead to your successful cause, though it is not just yourselves with tricks up your sleve. Myself and the Reavers rallied a minimum of 20+ unaffiliated and unorganised survivors to combat the EF threat. Though I assure you, there are plenty of tricks we have left to unleash upon your undead occupied 'burb ;) Thanks once again for the action you presented us with, maybe with the influenece of the EF, Zombies in Brooke Hills can actually do some damage for a change, rather than just permanently attacking St. Wulfstan's Hospital over and over again, each time to minimal effect, if any... --Chopper 16:20, 7 September 2006 (BST)

• That was fun! ^.^ 11 dead EF members in a night to my count. Just a little surprise considering you threw us a party in Brooke Hills recently, we felt it was the least we could do. I know ours was only a private party, as it was only The Reavers involved, but don't worry, we'll throw you a nice big one soon enough. Just sit tight 'eh? Oh', and on a side note, mind me asking if by any chance you've allied with a PKer group? As perhaps just by co-incidence members of The Eastonwood Confederation have been targeted by PKers recently? Either way, it was good seeing you guys again, sorry by the way BrainZombie, I just had to give you a personal "Hello", shame I couldn't find you though Lord Aronax ;) --Chopper 01:10, 10 September 2006 (BST)

• To my knowledge the only PKing going on is between survivors and their groups, mail me details.--Brainzombie 18:21, 11 September 2006 (BST)

• I'm just about to e-mail you BrainZombie, and don't worry, I wasn;t accudsing you of anything. It just mentions on your wiki that individual negotiations with rogue harmanz are being made, I thought perhaps you meant you'd allied with PKers, but I never beleived it did in honesty. What do you mean though by "To my knowledge the only PKing going on is between survivors and their groups"..?

On a slightly better note, we're becoming regulars at your establishment of Pooll Crescent PD now really... Always good to throw a surprise party in the surrounding buildings too! --Chopper 01:01, 12 September 2006 (BST)

• Ball's In Your Court Now...

Hello there to my favourite undead! Notice something about Eastonwood yet? Just thought I'd swing by to let y'all know I organized an attack last night on Pooll Crescent PD, which couldn't have run any smoother. At half past twelve, myself and DannGunn led The Reavers, along with a few other members of The Sun Org into your territory and claimed your Hq, The Hosken Building and The Harold Building in the name of Survivors. The inside's and out of these three buildings were completly cleared, over 20 of you wonderful Zombah' were releived of your heads. Of course not all of the Zombies we killed were EF members, but we can only hope ;) Completly accidentally, I even ended up killing Sean'Of'The'Dead >.<

Anyway, it seems that our leader, DannGunn, was pleased with our work last night, so much in fact, that he's assigned me and my Reavers to an Eastonwood project. Looks like you'll be seeing a lot more of us in the near future Ferals! Take care and happy maulings! --Chopper 12:49, 16 August 2006 (BST)

• When my servant informed me that they have taken back what is mine to guard, I was surprised to find you still waiting there. I took great pleasure in executing you personally. After that I ventured out and killed three badly injured of your kind in the Ellicott Building. Seems they thought it to be safe there, your actions have cost their lives.--Lord Aronax 15:47, 16 August 2006 (BST)

• Heh', you need to lighten up a little there Lord Aronax, my actions cost no survivors their lives, only your fellow Zombah'. I led what has become known as the masacre, we cleaned up, and we did a rather suarve job of it. Afterwards, I gave the men the option of sticking around in an attempt to hold Pooll Crescent for as long as possible, or they could feel free to move back into Brooke Hills and re-stock up on ammo. Everyone who stuck around knew damn well that chances were, they'd be dead by the next time they logged on, they knew all too well that Eastonwood, in general, isn't a safe place to be! What was unfortunate was that The 'Wood Crew suffered irrational losses beforehand and were in need of stocking up. Would that not have been the case, you would have found it a different story in taking your HQ back. I was one of the few members of The Sun who chose to stay behind and welcome The 'Wood Crew, yet the only welcoming I received was from you. And let's be honest, it's not much of a welcoming if someone greets you with a bite! ^.^ You may have taken great pleasure in mauling me to death, but I took great pleasure in sacrificing my life in exchange for claiming your own HQ from under your nose for little over 12 hours. Remember, we're neighbours here, and I should hope we share some mutual respect between both of our groups. It's all in the spirit of fun squire, so let's hope there's more fun to be had 'eh? Be seeing y'all soon... --Chopper 16:47, 16 August 2006 (BST)

• Thanks for the note Obeah-Man! Well it seems you've passed the ball! After bounding around for a little while with my Zombified character, I saw that you made an attack on Grandon Place Police Department, not sure if it was yourselves, but there's also been an attack on the Johnston Museum. Either way, both uprisings have been very much so halted now, but I did see several dead Sun members, including our leader, DannGunn. Though I also spotted the corpse of Lord Aronax, looks like a little brawl occured while I've been waiting for a revive. Let's be fair though, we held Pooll Crescent PD for a wee bit longer than a couple of hours, heh'. Makes me feel kinda special that you haven't forgotten about your eastern neighbours though ;) Always a pleasure fighting the EF, happy feedings... --Chopper 10:30, 17 August 2006 (BST)

• I'm impressed. More raids on Brooke Hills ensured that over the past three days, you've now wiped out 11 Sun members! Not something I'd like to mention again, but a congratulations is in order I beleive. In honesty, you've started to discourage us from moving into Eastonwood as we had originally intended. Though our HQ was relocated two weeks ago, so chances are, you'll never find the bulk of us, you're still doing a fine job on weaving Sun members out in odd buildings, and the numbers you've slain are starting to add up. Though I must say, it brought a smile to my face when I laid the Great Leader Fysh to rest. Well... Many members of The Sun Org are moving over to Stickling Mall, but only to stock up on a copius amount of ammo, so we'll be back in a few days. Who knows when we'll next meet? --Chopper 16:11, 19 August 2006 (BST)

• Well lets just hope you got the right one then. The one spelled with "i" is a pro survivor that is slandering us, the other one is one of the group founders who quit playing but came back after he heard of the poser.--Foxfire 17:20, 19 August 2006 (BST)

• Indeed I did, it was spelt Fysh without a doubt, I've a screen shot to show so too. It's for a competition being held by a moderator who go's by the name of Condrakka. Check it out, perhpas you'd like to enter in one of the events yourself Ferals? Logans Run Challenge is the name of the competition, it just looks like a bit of fun really. But non the less, the execution of one of your founders is not exactly the most important detail of your raids upon a hand ful of our PD's in Brooke Hills. There's an imposter of the Great Leader Fysh (Or Fish even?). I hold a fair deal of respect for you EF, so I'll throw his name onto Big Shot; For The Bounty Hunters, if you can supply me with his Character Profile? --Chopper 02:50, 20 August 2006 (BST)

• Sure, his profile is: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=513516 Even though we got the fact, that he's anoying us, on the wiki for quite some time now, it probably isn't on a very prominent spot so most people haven't noticed I think. Maybe I should change that, than again...whatever ^_^--Foxfire 09:12, 20 August 2006 (BST)

• Thank you Foxfire for his profile, hopefully if his head can be removed so many times then he'll cease to slander the EF. As you've seen at the bottom of your discussion page, we have the same problem with a certain ZW. He's found a single case of a single member of The Sun Org using an alt to help him finnish a Zombie, the alt isn't actually a member of the SO though. He's taken it completly out of perspective and proportion, so unless this happens to one of yourselves, please ignore this attempt to slander The Sun Org. Thank you... --Chopper 14:35, 20 August 2006 (BST)

• (21:56, 7 August 2006 (BST)) Pooll Crescent PD

A big hello to our favorite undead. Just thought you'd like to know:

http://heim.ifi.uio.no/~hanssto/ud/poolpd.png

And on another note: To accuse our Coroner, Nicodemus Velazquez of headshot crimes is a bit off the mark. By his own statement he'd probably shoot his own foot off if we gave him a gun.

Inspector For d of Eastonwood

• greetings, I'm the commander of the guards in Pool and I must say you have fought well and you took the PD from me and my fellow zombies. I see so many faces on your picture sadly when we recaptured 2 hours later no one but two names where left. Shall I account that as sight seeing yes?--Lord Aronax 23:40, 7 August 2006 (BST)

• The sarge woke up this morning to get his shot of Instant Brain™ out of the HQ and it was locked...and all those smirking faces where at the windows and he thought: "Darn, where to get Instant Brain™ at this hour?"...and those faces kept smirking at him. By the time he managed to get up he thought to himself: "Screw the instant, Ima eat fresh brains today." The rest is a story of ripping open smirking skulls.--Sgt Milton 00:12, 8 August 2006 (BST)

• I don't like the screener, not because you hold a EF stronghold (you worked hard and earned it fair and square), but every time I see a screener with the DEMON extension it makes me sad :( --CannibalX 01:29, 8 August 2006 (BST)

• Well Cannibal. I can't really agree with you there. The Coalition are discussion that thing though, allthough I know many in the DEM feel we're not getting a fair treatment. Certain members seem to already have made up their minds on the matter. The 'Wood crew use it for scouting the 'Wood mainly. We coordinate just like we would using written SitReps. It's less work, yes, but we still have to do the actual job of walking our beats and calling attention to hotspots. As a coder myself I hold that this sort of system can be created by any group that wants it. We've had something like two people working on it. I defend it also from an RP perspective. We represent a large organization, which had some sort of infrastructure before the outbreak. There are flaws in the system though, as the creators acknowledge and want to fix up. The alt problem is one of them, and that is regrettable. Then again, not even a majority use DEMON. As for us in the 'Wood: DEMON does not give us an unfair advantage. It gives us a tactical overview of the burb. Over the past few months we've seen that manpower, not DEMON, is what is necessary to combat the EF and feral threat. You have been quite successful and effective, and DEMON hasn't helped us much with that. For d 08:37, 8 August 2006 (BST)

• 08:37, 8 August 2006 (BST) Congratulations to the EF in taking back their HQ! A couple of "breatherists" tried to keep the cades up, and gave their lives in the process. They were promptly revived and are expected to be back in action after a bit of R&R. For d

• Congratulations to both The 'Wood Crew and the EF. The 'Wood Crew for taking Pooll Crescent PD and the EF for reclaiming it in what was it, two or three hours? Good to see an organized Survivor force moving into Eastonwood, seeing as The Warseers have been laying dormant for a while it seems. This should make Eastonwood a little more interesting for you EF, good luck For d, regards... --Chopper 13:12, 10 August 2006 (BST)

• Tayler Lane PD

Things have certainly been more dicey in the past week or so- more or less because of you undead folks. I've always been impressed by the sheer effectiveness of your attacks. It's well timed and coordinated, seemingly like another horde I've been hearing about recently, although I can't seem to remember the horde name right this instant.

But you understand that we can't tolerate having our NW Division HQ occupied by the undead, so we will take all action possible to keep it undead-free.

I'm looking forward to future engagements with your horde.

MPD Commissioner Winnan, 00:02, 25 July 2006 (BST)

• Thanks the main part of the troops came from the caiger besiegers of the united zombie alliance, we just helped a little bit here and there setting up tagerts and attack times for some of them who contacted us and then sent some of our fighters to help with the cades, it was a lot of fun.--Obeah-Man 11:08, 25 July 2006 (BST)

• Come visit our fair Suburb of Brooke Hills

Hey there. Being apart of The Sun Organization in BH, there have only been two occasions where I have felt it genuinely uneasy yet far more entertaining to survive. The first of these times was not so long ago as the RRF invaded Shearbank and the overflow of Zombies in the area poured into Brooke Hills. The second time was when you EF co-ordinated an organised attack on the western border of BH, catching us by surprise. Your continued pressure on Western BH forced several groups, including ourselves to recruit more members for the long haul. Although you left sooner than I would have wished, I invite you back to Brooke Hills, your neighbouring suburb, as you make interesting and honourable adversaries. Just as every bit committed to Harman destruction and death as the RRF themselves. Looking forward to seeing y'all soon!? And by the way, I'm creating a new Wiki Page about BH named Behind Brooke Hills, feel free correto check it out as I have made mention of The Eastonwood Ferals.. Head of the Hunter Division in The Sun Organisation, Chopper 10:10, 20 June 2006 (BST)

• I see you've returned to Brooke Hills, with a surprise attack too! Nicely organized, though expect us to take the fight straight back to you ^.^ This is going to be a very interesting time, happy raiding by all means, but raid the building I'm residing in and I'll personally hand out the headshots. Anyway, good luck, something we're both gonna need. I'm more than aware of the damage you can and have caused to other groups and their 'burbs, a rather sterling reputation you have in my eyes, I must say. But don't underestimate us! Oh' there'll be destruction alright, havoc and bloodshed will accompany it too, let us see how this unfolds. --Chopper 08:52, 29 June 2006 (BST)

• I beginning to like this guy, how he talk about havoc and bloodshed. Chopper I salut you! --Sgt Milton 14:27, 29 June 2006 (BST)

• Thanks Sgt.Milton and I return the salut to you! I think the words 'havoc' and 'bloodshed' are going to be understatements in what is left to come though. Utter Carnage is along the right lines ^.^Last nigt, armed with a battalions worth of firearms, as a 'one man army', I marched directly into the heart of Eastonwood. Laid to rest two Zombahs outside the Ellicot building, one inside and two outside the Hosken building. To my knowledge these are two known safe havens of you EF, so this was a small retalliation for the damage you caused to Grandon. I do say 'small' though as it was only myself willing to leave HQ to do something, I was left on 7hp though not infected, hiding away in the Factory 1SW of the Ellicot building. Surprised Eastonwood hasn't been over run in general considering your secrurity mesaures. Be seeing you all soon 'eh.. --Chopper 10:37, 30 June 2006 (BST)

• Indeed you raided Twitt Row PD, Ryley Road PD and the Griff Museum in our precious Brooke Hills, though your raid on Twitt Row was unsuccessful, unlike your other two. After three of you broke in to Twitt Row, myself amongst other Sun members quickly cut you down, though they were left infected. Within a minute I had re-barricaded to VS+2, though to no avail as a single minute later another four of you obliterated the barricades and entered once more. I was unfortunate enough to witness two of my fellow comrades being dragged outside by yourselves, another was ripped in half right in front of me. But along with the help of DrDoak we quickly handed out headshots and combat revives, I then restored the barricades to VS+2 once again. We stood our ground. Although I have every reason to beleive you trashed Ryley Road and the Griff Museum, sending true terror into the hearts of your victims... I was nearly one of them... --Chopper 18:37, 6 July 2006 (BST)

• Ook. I'm not too sure what the game you're playing is here, but I can reassuringly say that your attack on Twitt Row Police Department on the 15th of July was very much so unsuccessful. There were 15 Survivors held up in there, three of which were members of The Sun and one of those were me. You killed the two men under my command, but you did not dispatch each survivor in the building, nor did you manage to kill me either as I helped raise the Barricades and dished a couple of headshots out. I'm more than sure you razed the ground that the nearby Factory and Ehlers Auto Repair stand on, though the raid on Twitt Row flopped. Not everybodies operations always go perfectly to plan, so please do not claim that every single building you raid comes tumbling down like a pack of cards. I have nothing but respect for you Eastonwood Ferals, impaticulary Obeah-Man, so tarnishing such a sterling reputation would not be the wisest of moves, right? --Chopper 10:47, 18 July 2006 (BST)

• Wow. I don't know if it's you Eastonwood Ferals that have launched a second major strike on Twitt Row, but it's been obliterated. Destroyed. The walls have been knocked down, and although survivors are currently in the process of clearing out the (Now 12) Zombies that currently occupy the corrider of ammunition moving over into Eastonwood, the building is out of our hands and will take some serious Human co-operation to have it restored. --Chopper 14:29, 19 July 2006 (BST)

• you know, some of the guys really took to what you've said earlier and decided to set things right. they were few but incidently their opperation fit nicely with our plans to make way for some friends from the south. With them helping out it was easy to set things right. Place destroyed noone can complain ;)--Foxfire 22:43, 19 July 2006 (BST)

• I did not mean to offend a single Zombah' in any post I've made, impaticulary on your own Wiki! So I apologise if anyone took what I said to heart! It's just that it's rather sickening; the amount of work and effort I'm putting in to aid Brooke Hills. As I've mentioned, I'm currently leading an extermination sqaud down south in an attempt to quell the continual Zombie raids. Twitt Row has become a home away from home to me recently and I've done all in my power to keep it under our control, just seeing that statement on your front page annoyed me is all. Though after all my efforts, it is now to no avail. All I can say, is thank fuck I wasn't in Twitt Row when you stormed it! Raid successful! Blood spilled, walls fell, brains were eaten! Just know this is not the end of it! The Big Bash is currently in full throttle and spilling into Brooke Hills so we won't be making any moves into Eastonwood any time soon. But once the party is over... Wait and see 'eh! ;) Kudos... --Chopper 12:25, 20 July 2006 (BST)

• Are there currently enough Zombies to actually take Caiger Mall wandering around Darvall Heights? If The Big Bash shambled over there too then I'd say it's possible, but without their bulk can the walls of Caiger really fall? Hopefully TBB will choose not to hit Caiger as a final stop anyway, the effort that is required to take part in a Mall siege in the shape of Caiger always takes the piss! I wouldn't mind anywhere else, but Caiger requires a lot of patience. --Chopper 11:36, 24 July 2006 (BST)

• Nah, there aren't any real chances to crack it soon. The Big Bash won't attack it and the horde walking there, even though good heartened is not more powerfull than any before them. For us the new siege was some kind of a nostalgic birthday party. Most of us enjoyed being there and just give it a go, our "own" land is not very interesting atm :) hey why don't you grab your own shambler and head over there :D, they will welcome any help they can and it's a lot of fun. --Foxfire 19:13, 24 July 2006 (BST)

• Yeh', why not 'eh. Sean'Of'The'Dead is on his way over to Caiger now, helped with the destruction of Nicholas Mall along with Stickling at different points; Caiger is my next stop. Hehe. Even if Caiger can't fall, there's no harm in having some fun by making the occasional break in that results in swarms of Zombah' dragging victims out onto the street! Eastonwood muct be a little bland right now, not the most of exciting places seeing as if Eastonwood was under your control before TBB moved in, I wonder what it looks like now? Desecrated? ^.^ I've just lost every shread of respect I had for TBB though, having to deploy spies to take over a 'burb correctly. I know what the EF's outlook on Zed spies is, but fair enough seeing as you're numbers aren't impaticulary soaring (Though almost double our numbers). But The Big Bash is supposed to be the most ravenous and destructive movement seen in a long time, and with their numbers it becomes a little pathetic that they have to use spies. Rant over anyway sorry, heh' ^.^ --Chopper 09:39, 25 July 2006 (BST)

• No problem Chopper, each player in this game has his own views on what is good and just. And we generally enjoy chatting with you even if our views on some things do not coincide.--Obeah-Man 11:08, 25 July 2006 (BST)

• That was a rather responsible and respectable post Obeah-Man. I'll be honest, set aside The Sun Organization's wiki =P, this is the most impressive wiki that has an active disscussion page that I enjoy posting on! Always good to chat with a member of the EF, seeing as there isn't much chatting done between us in game ^.^ more of a "Eat lead Zombah!", swiftly followed by "Graaagh!" and survivors screams. A few of our members were residing in the Junkyard you attacked, the funny thing was though, that that Junkyard had been one of the few buildings in West Brooke Hills that we had always held along with our allies the BHDS. Until a Zed spy names 'Ken B' popped in. Checked his profile and it became obvious that he was spying for TBB, so he was releived of his head. A handful of hours later, over 10 Zombies raided our safehouse, I noticed several of which belonged to the RRF. The rest have now been accounted for as EF members 'eh? ^.^ Well it was nice brawling with you for a while, but now The Sun Org are moving over to Bale Mall to assist in a last stand there against TBB. Wouldn't want Yagoton to suffer the same fate as Brooke Hills! No need to fret though, we will be seeing each other soon. Might make a stop at your Ellicot Building amongst others on our return home! ;) --Chopper 14:48, 25 July 2006 (BST)

• Our second wave had order to stage raids on 5-6 buildings round there that weren't open yet, one of which was your junkyard. When we arrived it already got cracked. Even for us it's hard to keep our coordination in this chaos. Bale you say...maybe I'll find the time to join up with the crew we sent to the bash, see you there.--Obeah-Man 20:25, 25 July 2006 (BST)

• Looking forward to making your aquaintance... ^.^ Would be a treat to take apart in a Mall seige with you opposing us. --Chopper 23:05, 25 July 2006 (BST)

• By the way, could somebody let me know we're you're all camped out in Darvall Heights? Or perhaps somewhere on the Western border of Eastonwood? There's no worries, this information doesn't concern ChopperReid in anyway way, it's for Sean'Of'The'Dead. Y'all should know I hold more respect the EF than any other Zombie group and I've always played fairly, so don't expect a batallion of The Sun Org to attack out of nowhere ^.^ I'd just like my Zed to roll with a respected Zombie group for a while is all. --Chopper 10:50, 26 July 2006 (BST)

• Hey Chopper, we are kind of split up right now, don't know where the main farces are stationed, maybe I can fix up something for ya, for the time being at least.--Foxfire 15:51, 26 July 2006 (BST)

• Would be appreciated Foxfire, I'm currenty at the North West corner of Caiger Mall. Even if you were to just name a time and place where a strike team of EF would be attacking, I would more than happily shamble along to join you in the carnage. A while back I actually planned on joining the EF. But sharing a border with Brooke Hills would mean it would be unjust and unfair for me to take part in attacking my Survivors 'burb and his allies. I wouldn't mind adding 'Eastonwood Ferals' to my group affiliation though if I'll be bounding about with you guys for a while? --Sean Of The Dead 16:52, 26 July 2006 (BST)

• Sent a mail, the more zmobbaz the better.--Brainzombie 19:28, 26 July 2006 (BST)

• Enjoyed raiding with you guys last night and thanks for all your hospitality. Looks like I'll be seeing you all again soon with luck... --Sean Of The Dead 15:38, 27 July 2006 (BST)

• Hello again. Nice to see I've made your Wanted List, put a smile on my face. Looking forward to being hunted by fine Ferals as yourselves ^.^ Will The Sun Organization be seeing you at Bale Mall when The Big Bash make their way over to Yagoton? Would make an interesting chapter in the History section for either of us, either way... Chopper ^SUN 18:05, 28 July 2006 (BST)

• Another Correspondance from the MPD

Just letting you EF folks know that Inspector Fluffles has recently been promoted to the rank of Chief Inspector for his service in defending Eastonwood. And I've recently run into some of your members out along the Darvall Heights/Eastonwood border. Your attacks are making things interesting, for sure.

Regards,

MPD Deputy Commissioner Winnan, 16:32, 15 May 2006 (BST)

• =][=There is Only War=][=

Eastonwood has become a more exciting place since the EF showed up. The Ferals have proven themselves, interesting, if not entirely honourable foes. It is with pleasure that we fight you and share the suburb. We hope a long and enjoyable war for the both of us.--Inquisitor Morrigan 14:54, 21 April 2006 (BST)

+++ Thought for the day: War is the only duty. +++

• The Battle of Ryley Road

Don't let it ever be said that THIS local survivor group uses their humans as 'meatshields' and then runs at the first sign of attack. As you guys know, 811 has been around both Eastonwood and Brooke Hills longer than you have ---and I've fought in numerous sieges against everybody from the Gray's up in Yagoton, to the RRF, you name it. And I've never been killed before in all my time at this until today. But I promised the Survivors in Riley that if they wouldn't panic, hold strong, and stand and fight that I would be there until the last AP and the last HP helping keep them alive. I could have cut and run at the end, as I'm sure you know, but I chose to stay until the last as I said I would even if it meant breaking my long running string of cheating death. THIS survivor walks the walk. And a thanks to the member of the oft-maligned WarSeers who stood with me also. So until we meet again, and probably much sooner rather than later;)

Best of Regards, 811

• Never, old friend. We know you for quite a while after all, and we always try to be polite to our arch-nemesises (yeah, we got a few in case we run short)--Foxfire 08:38, 20 April 2006 (BST)

• In fact, we would call you everything we want, if it would be true :) So it's a good thing that you gave us reason to mention all the nice stuff we wrote about you and your friends.--Obeah-Man 21:48, 20 April 2006 (BST)

• Operation Brainstorm

Brnhr. Mrh? --Arthur Swan 18:48, 18 April 2006 (BST)

• Thanks from The Wraiths

Thanks for making Ketchelbank more interesting than we expected. You're every bit as worthy an opponent as the RRF, and I hope our groups meet again sometime when we're both stronger and the battle can be even more epic.--Garik Loran, leader of The Wraiths18:14, 14 April 2006 (BST)

• Delicious sumething'sumething...

Just here to thank you for making this game interesting. When I first joined the Malton Police Department, our greatets problem in Eastonwood was over-barricading, now, a barricade is a rare sight! So thanks for the action.... Now get out of our 'burb! ;-) --William Spurlock, MPD 21:43, april 8 2006 (CET)

Ow yeah, before I forget... Salutations to the other DEM members hanging around here. Stay safe!

• On the Art of War

Hello to all you delightful EF out there. Nice little Wiki you've got set up here; well maintained and typically pretty well edited as well, though the British spellings throw me off once in a while.

First of all, I'd like to thank the EF as a horde. Eastonwood was dead (no pun intended) when I first arrived as a lowly firefighter, with the all-mighty /sarcasm Warseers spraying their tags everywhere and no organized zombie threat to speak of. Sleeping anywhere was safe, and the action was scarce. Since you guys have arrived, though, the game almost feels like a zombie apocalypse again. Running, hiding, healing, shooting...feels like I have a drive to keep my character safe, you know? I'm assuming you guys enjoy the thrill of the chase as well. (I have a zombie in a horde in the southern section of the city, and there's nothing quite like cracking into a hospital to suck some nublet brains, is there?)

There is, however, one thing that rather dampens my otherwise rosey feelings toward the EF and your feral following. (After all, we're always civil before we kill the other, are we not? Hmm...The twisted courtesies of spending too long in an infested city with a quarantine sitting outside, I suppose.) Also...if anyone reading this feels that they know what I'm leading up to, please, give me a chance to get it out before you decide to ignore the issue, here. After that, though...mock on.

I'm greatly saddened by the fact that the EF employs human spies in their terrorizing of the 'Wood. After all, if nothing else, the "Day of the Dead" proves that the EF are a kick-ass resident horde and can pretty much impose their undead will on whatever targets they feel like shambling after for the day. Why use spies, then? Survivors aren't so hard to anticipate. We need resources, shelter, and comraderie, so it's fairly obvious where the bulk of us hide at any given time. Please, don't mistake this for a whining tirade; as I said before, I greatly enjoy the EF residing in my 'burb, and hope that you intend to stay.

However...the methods you employ tend to make we of the DEM slightly ill-disposed toward your horde, as I said. After all...the worst we can do to you of the EF (through legitimate means, that is) is to knock you down and toss you out of building. Given your history of flawless and savage efficiency, buildings are almost always totally purged by the time any of the Department of Emergency Management's members arrive on scene. Hence, we waste vast amounts of weaponry and AP (not that we don't enjoy it...you're quite the fun foe to fight) to cost you at most 6 AP and toss you outside. (Of course there are barricades to consider, but you don't target the same building two days in a row if you've cleaned it out)

I respect the EF as a good-natured zombie group who add to the mystique of the game. These days, scary hordes are in short supply, and it's rare to find one as consistent and well organized as the EF. As your primary adversaries, though, I speak for much of the Eastonwood DEM when I ask that you kindly reconsider your usage of spies. It really, seriously detracts from the fun of the game when we pour AP after AP into healing, reviving, barricading, and cowering for our lives only to have a member of the EF undo all our hard work with a simple spy scout-run. I wasn't around for the days of headshot-griefing, so I suppose I can't really identify there. It is, however, extremely disheartening when I don't even have the syringes and AP to revive my whole crew simply because they were specifically targetted by spies.

I hope this doesn't come off as some sort of high-handed demand. (as though the DEM in Eastonwood is in any position to be making demands, in between dodging the zmobbles out on the streets and disengaging the zmobbies nibbling on our tender places.) Just a suggestion for making the game a little more sportsmanlike. I know you guys like a challenge; you did break away from the easy graaaaaghing hordes of the mall tour to terrorize the NT industry, which at the time had practically unlimited revive resources. From my experiences as a zed, though...finding harmanz really isn't too hard, and with your horde's level of organization, you could be successful either way. Everyone has their bad days in UD. This proposal is just a little plea that not ALL the bad days be those of the survivors.

• You might notice that you got a reply on April 8. on the Discossiun Page of the MFD. So please stop messing with the wiki, and keep to discussion, we did notice you, someone in charge even answered. I'll give you that it wasn't that easy to find but not impossible in three days time ;)

• Ooooh. My bad, sorry guys. Um...sorry I didn't think to check OUR wiki? I posted in your discussion forum to discuss...in your discussion forum...but no big deal. I'll go check it out. Again, my bad. No hard feelings.

• Superintendant Winnan to the EF

So this is the group most of the people under my command are mentioning. I didn't know you guys had a wiki until a few days ago. For clarification purposes, Arthur Swan is now a Fire Marshall, and Niobhan is now a Chief Inspector (promotions are based on merit, not bribes...)

I'm tied up doing other things at the moment, but next time I'm in Eastonwood, I'll keep an eye out for you.

Regards,

Superintendant Winnan, MPD Northwest Division

• Harold Building/Sleeman Towers

Just a note to say: go zombies! Nice work there. Thanks for making Eastonwood an interesting place to be. I forgot to check to see if mean Zombie Dog has Ankle Grab; I really should make sure I choose carefully in the future since I have Headshot--it seems only fair. --Arthur Swan 01:51, 16 March 2006 (GMT)

• Warmest of regards until we meet again, 811

• Just a passing note to say that you guys REAAALLLYYY need a proof reader, lol.

• Its heart warming to note that our little department of emergency management group in eastonwood has done enough to make our opponents single us out. :) Insp Niobhan

• Just a note to say thanks for the assassination (a zmobie-ninja squad? for me? you shouldn't have). I naturally protest my innocence on the grounds that I can't find enough willing customers to organize a mass-revive (and I don't revive the unwilling), but the assassination was nice enough anyhow.--Arthur Swan 06:31, 26 February 2006 (GMT)

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Wanna Join?

• Hey, I'm rather keen to become apart of the Eastonwood Ferals! I answed a full house of 'yes' to your questions, though I'm not too sure about the hug part. I'm at Luellin Fire Station at the moment, munching on various Harman that attempt to pass over to or from Brooke Hills. Although only just starting out, this Zombie is very eager to take part in organised and co-ordinated attacks as a member of your society.. http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=483590 19:47, 7 May 2006 (BST)

-Welcome Feral, please massage Brainzombie (Zoom55@crimsonguard.net), she is the tour-guide for Eastonwood and spokesman of the great leader Fish. --Sgt Milton 07:36, 8 May 2006 (BST)

-We always welcome new Zmabbahz, regardless of their... *predators smile* background. If you can keep your responsibilities as a player in check all should be fine.--Obeah-Man 22:18, 8 May 2006 (BST)

• A big hello, yet at the same time, farewell to my favourite ferals concerning Sean Of The Dead. Although there is no love lost between us and we still hold a friendly and civil rivalry, in all honesty, as much as I've enjoyed raiding with you guy I feel it time to take my leave. Speaking as a fellow Zombah' here, I wish all you EF the very best in bringing carnage, destruction and half eaten brains to Eastonwood for a long time to come... I'm off to join up with the Big Bash now, perhaps our paths will cross again sometime... BARHAR!--Sean Of The Dead 12:38, 26 August 2006 (BST)

On behalf of the EF

I'd like to thank you for your input, I hope we're going to have lots of fun killing each other ;) Questions and comments are always welcome. Barhah to you all.--Foxfire 23:28, 26 March 2006 (BST)

Recruitment Page

• Your ad on the recruitment page has expired. Since the guy managing the page has gone MIA, I'll give you some leeway, but please add your timestamp to your ad ASAP. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 06:47, 14 June 2006 (BST)

-Thanks for the heads up, I saw to that.--Obeah-Man 21:09, 14 June 2006 (BST)

• Advertisement for Recruitment.

Greetings.

Your groups advertisement is now out of date. If it is not updated by 15:30, 4 August 2006 (BST) it will be deleted. Thank You

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Once again thanks, I see to it asap.--Obeah-Man 13:57, 4 August 2006 (BST)

Be advised your timestamp on Recruitment is about to expire. If you do not update the time stamp your advertisement will be deleted by Wednesday 30 Aug.

Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 10:26, 28 August 2006 (BST)

Will do.--Foxfire 13:45, 28 August 2006 (BST)

Sun-Org

Hello, Eastonwood Ferals. Maybe you are interested in hearing that one of the Sun-Org members is caught multi-abusing, maybe not an isolated accident. I send my email-address to your contact-address and whenever you witness something unusual, like members working one after another in a suspicious way or other irregularities you can (if you want) inform me. Evidence of the incident can be found here [1] . --ZERGWATCH 08:27, 20 August 2006 (BST)

• This is obviously something between you and them. Might I suggest, if it didn't happen already, to discuss this case with the Sun Organization personally?--Foxfire 12:18, 20 August 2006 (BST)

• Hello to all my dear Ferals, I can only apologise for the un nessessary attention that ZERGWATCH has brought with him on this mishap. I too, was surprised to find that Jed had committed an act of multi-char abusing, though Jed636's alt, Blade636, has never at any point been apart of The Sun Org, so Jeds actions with his alt do not actually have anything to do with The Sun Org. Non the less, action is to be taken and we are to appeal on the forum. It was right of ZERGWATCH, who may I add has only just revelaed his name, to inform us of what's happened, but it was rather rediculous for him to have come to your discussion page and preech here. It now appears to me, that we here at The Sun Org have a childish cervant spying on us, trying to slander us and shoot down our reputation, like yourselves with the Great Leader F'i'sh. Thank you for taking this responsible approach to this mishap FoxFire and the rest of you fine ferals, but non the less, please do mention it to us if you ever see this happen again... --Chopper 14:24, 20 August 2006 (BST)

Apologies just in case...

Hello to my favourite adversaries... Just a brief message to say that over the past week, RL's been pretty hard on me and due to it, I've spent my evenings ignorant of the word 'sober'. I'm just posting an apology if I've happened to have said anything I shouldn't have over the past week, wether it have been calous or un nessessary, just haven't qute been myself these past 7 days... Regards... --Chopper 00:42, 21 September 2006 (BST)

That explains a lot. I was wondering what you were doing face down infront of the PD, turns out you were drunk. About the things you said, don't worry. Some of the folks have been, lets say, pissed but it's UD, it's all about trash talk and ingame threats. After all you were only RPing right?--Sgt Milton 11:25, 22 September 2006 (BST)

• Indeed, I was drunk to say the least, as I have been for almost a week straight now. In honesty, I haven't the slightest of clues to what I actually said, but whatever it was, it's taken back. All you ferals should know that the rivalry between us has only been a friendly and healthy one! Well... As our wiki pages say; both sides have claimed progress... But only time will tell the true outcome... I'd say good luck, but you having luck would mean bad luck on our part! So I guess we'll just be seeing each other around... --Chopper 18:38, 22 September 2006 (BST)

DHPD and Stonnard 9/22

Hello to the EF from DHPD! I wanted to congratulate you on being a very effective organized group of walking dead. As mentioned in your recent news we have a task force in the area which you found at Stonnard NT. However, your news says you ambushed us, I disagree with that term. We have been in Eastonwood since 9/12 and holding Stonnard since 9/19 and repulsed two of your coordinated strikes so far with the help of our allies. I have made a minor change; ambushed to engaged. We're looking forward to seeing you again today, headshots await! DHPD-PRC FmrPFCBob 15:25, 22 September 2006 (BST)

And I just reverted your change. Changing the wiki pages of other groups is not acceptable. They must be allowed to choose their words as they wish. You can ask them to change the wording, but actively doing it yourself is overstepping your turf. My experience is that the EF choose their words and wording very carefully. For d 17:29, 22 September 2006 (BST)

No overstepping was intended, I should have asked first. Most of my experience is on suburb pages which are supposed to be NPOV and accurate. It seemed unlikely to ambush a unit already in a defensive position but hey, it's your lie page tell it like you want. I don't expect it to be changed again but it's fine. We're still holding the NT and our Allies know it. Cheers to a worthy adversary in Malton! Stirring the pudding DHPD-PRC FmrPFCBob 19:28, 22 September 2006 (BST)

Actually Ford certain aspects of Wiki pages can be edited by other users without it being Vandalism. Certain aspects such as Group numbers, goals, members should only be edited by members of the group, however events that have place (such as the assault on Stonnard) are fair game. I wouldn't want to encourage an edit-war however, so keeping the words allegedlyand toady elements of the EF said... readily available. Ambush realy isn't the appropriate term since the DHPD were there, and they WERE expecting you. Furthermore:Please note that all contributions to The Urban Dead Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you don't want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then don't submit it here. should be remebered at all times. Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 20:18, 22 September 2006 (BST)

Conndraka, this is the EF's -own- wiki page. They have a particular style to their reporting (one might call it biased and twisting of the truth, but still). Their group wiki page exist to further their views on the situation in the burb, it is not a place for objective reports. We have the Eastonwood page for that. I've been following this page for months, so I'm getting familliar with their style and the thought behind it. Even though technically everyone may edit the page, that does not mean everyone should. I don't call it vandalism as Bob had good intentions and explained his actions, but I still feel it was the wrong thing to do. Just to make it absolutely clear, I am not a member of the EF. I am a "breatherist" of the MPD. For d 21:46, 22 September 2006 (BST)

I was introduced to you on Brainstock by Jet Black. I wanted to let you know my comments are just in fun and not directed at you but at the bias. I get a kick out of wiki wars sometimes, like I said, stirring the pudding. BTW - I just got my butt chewed in Stonnard (literally). The EF is a very effective group. DHPD-PRC FmrPFCBob 21:56, 22 September 2006 (BST)

So much happening here, makes an old zombie smile. For d is right when he says that no one should edit another groups front without permission. I select all my words for a reason, the "ambush", for example, describes a situation on 9/20. Regardless of the actual time of my edit we think of this as a steady diary, on 9/20 you haven't repelled any forces yet and I'm sure you weren't really expecting us, hence ambush. Now that we cleared you out of there in more than two days of fighting we will call it a siege, but again I couldn't know on 9/20. This is no unbiased view of history here, this is us, the heroic zombie freedom fighters, against you, the evil smelling breatherists who hate what they do not understand, and their confederation of evil ;) this is propaganda, and as such lossely based on facts. (to clear things up, if we write we trashed a place it did happen, if we say everybody inside was a live-fachist who tried to destroy our way of existance for their sheer evil, it might have been not the case) Anyway check out my user-page. You've made an old fighter feel again, from now on I will expect no less from you than you have showed us tonight, if not even better fights. See you soon.--Obeah-Man 01:55, 23 September 2006 (BST)

Glad to hear you enjoyed the fight. I did too, although I have yet to be revived again to check the damage. It looks like we got knocked right out of there yesterday! At For d's suggestion I checked the pages for Eastonwood and the Confederation comparing them to the EF's page. I see the relationship y'all have going and now I understand. As I said before, no offense was intended, I was just playing along and trying to keep things interesting. I still dispute ambush though because we initially held, surprise attack maybe, since we didn't expect a coordinated attack so quickly (they are very rare). But, you have every right to report it as you see fit on your page, I won't alter it or ask it to be. It's really cool to see such active interaction in this 'burb. In Dunell Hills the large organized hordes we faced were never this entertaining, challenging yes, but nothing as interesting as this. Hopefully we can recover quickly, we're usually good at that, and will see you outside the barricades again today. A toast to a worthy opponent and here's hoping we continue to provide you the same. DHPD-PRC FmrPFCBob 16:19, 23 September 2006 (BST)

You keep on fighting, we'll all keep on enjoying it, I agree with my colleague, it's what it's suppoused to be.--Brainzombie 17:59, 23 September 2006 (BST)

It's cool, I do thank you for the following days reports showing we gave a good effort to hold the building. Being a former US Marine my disagreement stems from the definition.
An ambush is a long established military tactic in which an ambushing force uses concealment to attack an enemy that passes its position.
Which is why I personally prefer 'surprise attack'. But, like I said, it is your page and I'm ok with it, you are giving us a fair treatment here. DHPD-PRC FmrPFCBob 22:36, 23 September 2006 (BST)

House of Wax - Hall of Villains

Hey there. I just wanted to clarify and settle one of the discussions that's taken place on Brainstock... Do you have any affiliation or relationship with the House of Wax PKers? We here at the EC simply find it a big coincidence that at the exact same time war was declared between us, a three man, irratating yet virtually ineffect, PKer group show up to only target EC members... An honest reply would be appreciated considering the playful history between us... Regards... --Chopper 15:31, 24 September 2006 (BST)

• Let it be known, if the EF, or the UAG for that matter, would send PKers after you, we would tell you right in the face. There is absolutely no reason for anybody here to send a cheesy copy of someone we did not even know about before to hunt our enemies. We are doing fine without such help thank you very much, and I find even the suggestion insulting. Those gossiping people in brainstock (yeah we know about you) just listen, not all what happens to go wrong for you here is the EF, regardless of what you try to convince yourselves. To the PKers, copying “famous” people in UD? Stupid morons, I can not even try to contemplate what drove you to do it. Get your lame asses outa my town!--Sgt Milton 17:12, 24 September 2006 (BST)

• Well then by all means Sgt. this dispute has been settled then hasn't it? Somebody was going to ask sooner or later and I simply thought it better for a friendly face to be the one to ask, rather than someone you were unfamiliar with who could have easilly let things spiral out of control. In honesty, I'd thought and hoped that you'd have nothing to do with such an idea and as the raid on the Stonnard Building showed, indeed you are racking up the body count easilly enough without the help of scum-of-the-earth PKers! You should know by now that I thoroughly enjoy fighting against the EF and without you, I may in fact have been driven to suicide from the top of the Nettleton Building long ago due to boredom!

Don't think that everyone on Brainstock is against you! You have some fans over there you know! Besides, the point about the PKers, which has already been settled now, was and is the only thread that involved any bad mouthing of the EF. Anything else mentioned about you may, by appearance, be bad, but only in the context that you may have dispatched a building of EC fighters. An example being... "Barstard EF wiped out Elers Auto Repair again". These may be foul words about the EF, but only because you're continuing to a great job of providing worthy opposition despite being outnumbered. So please don't be jumping to conclusions in thinking that we are! Just keep on fighting 'eh!?! --Chopper 17:42, 24 September 2006 (BST)

• Well thanks for the good critics. Even if its out of topic i have to thank the EC on their work as well. I Remember the Old days of !zanbah. You could just camp in St. Anselms for 4 Days and people were so kind to 'cade the door for, keeping the wind out have a chat and then go their ways without wasting ammo on you. Or when i could come 3 hours late to find the doors of a target still open. I dont mean to mock you, 2 people i recruited left the suburb and us, because they were bored to death... mental state of death. Be happy, you can kill yourself by jumping from a window i could not :'(. The 22th sept. was fun, this should happen more offen^^. The Foundation of the EC gave us a a propper enemy since we moved into Pool. If all people in the 'burb would invest their time in fighting along with the EC or some would fight as good as they do gossip our ol' !zanbah would soon be a vacation spot for Maltons new married couples and their smelly offsprings ;). User:Zawa_o'_Draugr 16:41, 25 September 2006

• Glad to hear you enjoyed yourselves! I had a ball, would have been even better aswell had I not been left on 6Hp with an infection, but you win some you lose some 'eh? Hope you thoroughly enjoyed the 11th of September too, was quite a party. And I'm sure there'll be many more on both our parts aswell, at least I'm hoping so! In honesty, as I've mentioned beforehand, without you guys keeping us occupied, I'd probably take the option of jumping from that window every now and then! ^.^ Although sadly, the war we are in the middle of will end at some point and there will be only one victorious side. We'll both beg to differ on who the victors will be, but until then, I hope you'll give us just as much a run for our money as we will with you! --Chopper 22:37, 25 September 2006 (BST)

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Excuse me?

Glad to hear you guys had a bit of success up in Yagoton, though since you've been gone, Eastonwood pretty much belongs to harmanz now. So you're bringin the RRF down here to help out 'eh? This should prove interesting, was starting to feel a little too simplistic, raiding and claiming buildings in the 'wood that is.

Non the less, I will thank you not to be stereotypical of us survivors being loudmouthed and obscenity hurlers. You haven't been so yet which I'm thankful for, but after a mere two examples were found of not quite so polite conversation, I wouldn't want an exaggeration to occur. Thanks. --Chopper 11:04, 16 October 2006 (BST)

• Unfortunately this is only the most grafik example of insults made in Pooll Crescent lately. We are on a bi-daily basis of fekal-talk and group abuse down there for over a week now and patience is beginning to run out. Maybe we shuld precicise though since the party involved seems to be solely the members of one particular human faction with a combined mental age of about 6.--Lord Aronax 10:18, 17 October 2006 (BST)

• One paticular human faction? Please tell me it's not my own Reavers... We haven't actually been to Pooll Crescent as a squad in perhaps a week now. Having recently concentrated mainly on creating safehouses and keeping barricades up on the majority of buildings in the 'Wood. Though we'll be visiting you shortly(ish). Can't keep away from you guys for too long ;)

I drifted slightly off point there, sorry. Anyway, I can almost 100% assure you that TSO wouldn't do something of that nature, and I should hope you already know that, but surely even the group who are doing this mean it all in the spirit of fun? O.o Leave a message on either my User page, or direct a post at me on TSO's Wiki that mentions who's been leaving such messages... I'm in contact withan awful lot of groups on an awful lot of forums, perhaps I could help these people desist in their insults? Regards... --Chopper 12:20, 17 October 2006 (BST)

• Well just take a look on our new Hall of shame. Profile links are available, too. If this is the spirit of UD it hasnt reached adolescence yet. Oh, and to comfort you: No, this group is not yet a member of the EC (i hope), for i consider the EC made of mostly sane and adult players. Well okay, in the past i thought of the Warseers of being a bit strange but they just enjoy a far more in-game experience than us. These already mentioned special group is only insultig. Mental masturbation is not funny but only shows lack of mental stability. User:Zawa_o'_Draugr 22:28, 18 October 2006 (BST)

• Thanks for the replies Sgt Milton and Zawa. Took another look at your Eastonwood Ferals/Hall of Shame and it seems the group participating in the insult hurling event are taking this a little too far. I know every now and then the Reavers can be a little taunting on a friendly level (Myself included), but never are we insulting... Right? Seems your list is growing quicker than any of us want it to... I'll speak with the group involved and see what I can do... Oh', and hey! When are you guys coming back to the 'Wood? The EC miss you. I'm sorry to say it, but you never left enough ferals behind. There's only 6 Buildings in Eastonwood that are Zed occupied as I speak, although one of which is the Cheeke NT Building. Regards... --Chopper 10:20, 19 October 2006 (BST)

Thanks for the extra comment on the Chopper Forecast by the way Sgt Milton. Did you laugh as much as I did at what Bill made for me? >.< --Chopper 10:20, 19 October 2006 (BST)

Maybe I am missing something here, I don't see why the big deal. Have you ever been around infantry soldiers? My lord, the stuff that we say is ten times as gross and foul. Did I take notice? Yes, I told my troops to tone it down primarily because I didnt think we should be known as the golden shower boys. However, I don't see how this is that much different than the "Banana Gangbang Granma!!" I hear everytime a Mall falls. I can say that the wiki shame page has had the opposite effect on the troops, instead I have soldiers complaining that they haven't made the page yet; they see it as quite the badge of honor. I will again remind the troops to tone it down or at least not be so bizzarre. But I dont see why I should tell them to stop the taunts; its bucks up the morale and lets them let out the frustrations from all the Pking. It seems like going to a sporting event and not yelling. That is not to say I am an unreasonable ogre, if someone is genuinely offended bring it up to me. One last thing your wiki is incorrect we are not a group from caiger mall that was merely misdirection to hide our movement in from the east, I would expect the EF, as sneaky as they are, to have recognized that as such. --Johnny Lunchpail 02:52, 21 October 2006 (BST)

• Ya, but common Dunningwood? We have to maintain a certain class you know. Ok all jokes aside, of course someone will feel insulted if it is part of your rp to insult people. It was stated by several of our members that they didn't mind if your members would appear to have found a certain balance between overtly abusive bullshit and taunting insults. Consensus at the moment is, that you have not. Prove us wrong if you can. Anyway...*goes correcting the wiki*--Foxfire 12:43, 21 October 2006 (BST)

• You indeed missing something here, bigtime. If is the aim of the USArmy Infantry to make history as a bunch of pre-adolescent malicious-tongues with an urine fetish so keep going, let other players in the game decide if that in fact is a badge of honour and something someone could be proud of. And I fail to see the similarities between a taunt like the gangbang bananarama classic and a cascade of fecal and urin insults and even picking players from a crowd, call them by their names and insult them personally with a racial slur undertone. The RP excuse for insulting is one of the lames things ever, period. Hey I only play my anti-semitic tourett syndrome soldier (btw heavy swearing soldiers are the worst cliché ever) with a tendency to urine fetish accordingly to his character - don’t blame the player for doing a fine job playing his role. Bullshit! Our patience for your group is very low so you cannot expect the same treatment as other more honourable groups and players. Don’t bother to reply except it is an apology not a pathetic excuse. As long as this matter is not cleared, comments from players of the US ARMY Infantry are NOT welcome on any Eastonwood Ferals related pages. Have a nice day.--Sgt Milton 15:15, 21 October 2006 (BST)

• I do not understand the antisemetism in the taunts and as many of our unit are jewish I will not tolerate any antisemetism. If a taunt has been taken in that regard I apologise personally. I have told the unit that they are to take it easy, cut the bathroom antics out and clean up the langauge.--Johnny Lunchpail 18:59, 21 October 2006 (BST)

• (...)I have told the unit that they are to take it easy, cut the bathroom antics out and clean up the langauge(...) That’s all I ask for, welcome to Battlefield Eastonwood. --Sgt Milton 02:02, 23 October 2006 (BST)