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WARNING: shameless promotion below!

We are a survivor group that is dedicated to both killing zombies and protecting each other. We have a penchant for assisting newbies with their schooling. Our most recent exploits were at the battle of Stickling Mall defending Shearbank from the Mall Tour '07. We are a mobile group that has fought at Caiger Mall a few times. If you have any desire to join our group, either click here, or my email is agenericsoundingname@yahoo.com. It doesn't matter if you are level 1 or level 41, we would love to have you aboard! If you so happen to be a dedicated Zombie player, Ghetto Cow will cater to you as well with the new and exciting Ghetto Cow/Zach team!

--Ev933n / Talk--

• We work together. You'll always know you have a place to fall back to, some medkits waiting for you, and some armed-to-the-teeth-people to help you deal with big clumps of zombies.
• If you play UD, you're part of a big community. If you read this wiki, you're part of a slightly smaller community. And if join Ghetto Cow, you're part of an even smaller community! See, it's logical.
• Group effort is so much more effective. One person can't do everything. It took a group to make the nuclear bomb, a group started the civil rights movement, and a group made the zombie virus (as far as we know).
• We have rats AND scotch! No one can beat that!