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THE FOD TOUR OF THE IMAJICA
PREAMBLE
IT'S HERE! IT'S CLICHE! IT'S A TOUR!
Yes, the FOD Tour of the Imajica...ermmm, ok, guess we have to settle for Malton. In Between our usual campaigns and strikes, we hit different spots on our tour.
TOUR OF THE IMAJICA...Listed by most Recent to Oldest
TOUR STOP #3
March 07/08 - SE Corner of Mitchem Mall, Vinetown
Reason for attack: Cowering in Malls, Flotsam
The following corpses were delivered from the ranks of the cowering mall squatters in the SE corner of Mitchem Mall:
- Gun for Hire
- Gothic Soldier
- Fierceman
- Great White Buffalo
- Soopa Villain
- Nun on a Bike
- Hunter121
- Znalgus
- L1ddl3monkey
- Philo Bedo
- Canis Bloodrip
- Atko
- TotallyRandomMan
This tour stop had the unintended side effect of leading into the Campaign against the Blackhawk Nation.
TOUR STOP #2
FEB 24/08 - Bandit Queen Warehouse, Brooksville
Reason for attack: Suspected Zerging, Flotsam
- The FOD paid a visit today to suspected zergers and known flotsam, the Bandit Queens of Brooksville. Members of their ilk plus supporters were slain for there cruel ways.
- The following carcasses thus far have been dragged out of the warehouse with some FOD still to check in:
- Sonia Templeton
- Khepri Nebhet
- appleapple
- gwendolyr
- envysama
- ZeroNoLouise
- Homeless Bob
- blackbeltduck
- Simon Beckett
- Sakarisan
TOUR STOP #1
DEC 09/07 - PEGRAM PD, PESCODSIDE
Reason for attack: Education
- The FOD began their tour at Pegram Police Department in Dulston with a one time assault against a haven of noobs and nobodies. It is important to realize these are not the usual kinds of targets the FOD visits. However, a special allowance was made for this strike. The noobs and nobodies of today have grown fat with complacency, huddling up in large numbers and doing nothing. The feeling that they can contribute to the malaise that has swept Malton and use their low level status as a crutch had to be nipped in the bud. Such attitudes lead to bad habits down the road. To be sure the 'youth of today' didn't become the 'cultists, flotsam and ninnies of tommorow', a grim education was deleivered. It was with a heavy heart the FOD added the following to the graveyards of Pecoside:
- Maskedhobo
- Peter Red
- bossRC1138
- Officer Cray
- YukFou
- Temecula
- Vincent Zyggal
- Lord Tibbetts
- Hendo33
- Officer Dick Trickle
- Survivor700
- Lt Stark
- Brodie B.
- Erak
- Pathlight 2
- Ezekiel Lee
- Tak Echo
- ShotgunXt
- Radknile
- Elton Johnny
- Shane Grimes
- Gary Feldman
- Vincent Hellsing
- Romero Johnson
- Peter Red of Reds Roughnecks has taken exception to being referred to as a 'nobody' and has vowed revenge for his untimely death in today's strike.
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