GQ-SIP Unit

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Guatemalan Quetzlzacatenango Squirrel Insanity Peppers Unit
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Abbreviation: GQ-SIP Unit
Group Numbers: 8
Leadership: 2
Goals: Reclaiming Malton
Recruitment Policy: Recruiting is currently by invitation only
Contact: ---


Guatemalan Quetzlzacatenango Squirrel Insanity Peppers Unit

Fear the Squirrel,

Taste the Insanity,

Eat the Peppers,

Obey the Unit!!!

Goals

Short Term We are currently working on collecting equipment so that we can be a more effective force in Malton.

Long Term Malton needs to be liberated from the zombies. The entire city needs to be brought under human control, while at the same time upholding the Sacred Ground Policy. If we do not abide by simple rules such as the SGP, we are no better than the ruthless zombie menace.


"UNIT ORDERS"

-- GQ-SIP Order: Omega Alpha 2256

++ All members and squads shoud report to Kersley Mansion or contact through known working communications (Cell, IM, Radio) with full squad compliment, for attack plans.

Members & Squads

Primary Members

1: Brian Goldberg (Charlie Squad: Lead Tactical Medic)

2: Mikehendo (Charlie Squad: Lead Barricade Technician)

Secondary Members

3: Jeff Donavin (Alpha Squad: Tactical Assault Support)

4: Nick Rodgers

5: Matt Holmes (Bravo Squad: Tactical Assault Support)

6: Fade33

7: Baron Von Douche

8: Fade333

Squads

The GQ-SIP Unit is broken up into several squads to better complete our goals. There are three squads opperating in different suburbs. Each squad contains at least one support character.


  • Alpha Squad

Primary Mission: To eliminate any zombie threat to surviors with extreme predjuice.

Secondary Mission: Barricade buildings to spec.

Equipment:

Flak Jacket

Shotgun

Pistol

Radio (tuned to the local survivor channel)

Ammunition - shells and mags necassary to complete the current mission and protect the innocent (min: 4 shells and 2 mags)

Fire Axe (can be supplimented with other hand-to-hand device upon approval of squad leader)

First Aid Kit (min:1)


  • Bravo Squad

Primary Mission: To eliminate any zombie threat to surviors with extreme predjuice.

Secondary Mission: Barricade buildings to spec.

Equipment:

Flak Jacket

Shotgun

Pistol

Radio (tuned to the local survivor channel)

Ammunition - (shells and mags necassary to complete the current mission and protect the innocent min: 4 shells and 2 mags)

Fire Axe (can be supplimented with other hand-to-hand device upon approval of squad leader)

First Aid Kit (min:1)


  • Charlie Squad

Primary Mission: To eliminate the zombies hordes, by either revivacation or death.

Secondary Mission: To Maintain barricades to code.

Equipment:

Flak Jacket

DNA Extractor

Revive Syringe (Min: 2)

First Aid Kit (min: 5)

Radio (tuned to the local survivor channel)

Pistol (min: 3 mags)

Fire Axe (can be supplimented with other hand-to-hand device upon approval of squad leader)


Note: More squads will be formed if it becomes necessary.

Before the Malton Tragedy...

Prior to the outbreak, the Guatemalan Quetzlzacatenango Squirrel Insanity Peppers - Unit hosted the annual Malton Chili Cook Off competition. Even with the zombie invasion, the members still take part in the cultivation of thier award winning insanity peppers, hidden all over Malton in secert gardens.


Each member comes from a divergent and colorful background:

Brian Goldberg -

Jeff Donavin -

Matt Holmes -

Mikehendo -

Nick Rodgers-

History

Recent History

  • May ??, 2007 - Squads are ordered to prepare for assult on identified targets.
  • March 26, 2007 - We are all screwd by the Mall Tour.
  • March 05, 2007 - We were not as prepared as we had thought we were for the Ridleybank Resistance Front and the mall tour. We are currently in a rebuilding and recruiting stage.
  • Febuary 20th, 2007 - Bravo Squad is working in Pimbank as support to the Tynte Mall survivors.
  • Febuary 18th, 2007 - Charlie Squad on a routine supply search in Wykewood came across 30+ zombies attacking Josephine General Hospital and Adalbert General Hospital. Charlie Squad did the best they could but had to retreat to a nearby building, due to exhaustion. We are going to stay and fight as long as possible.
  • Febuary 5, 2007 - Aplha Squad re-barricaded Dixon Way Police Dept to VSB and installed a fueled generator. They also cleared out zombies from the surrounding area.
  • Febuary 1, 2006 - Alpha Squad supported the removal of several invading zombies from the Dixon Way Police Dept. The squad also assisted in bringing the barricades back up to the planned level. This is almost becoming a daily ritual for Alpha Squad.
  • January 24,2006 - With the help of local denizens we were able to retake the Crawley Building from aggressive Zeds, who quickly made it clear that they were not there for a revive.

Interesting Facts

Favorite Song: Single File's - "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" (You can often hear us humming this catchy little tune!)


Events: If you can find us, we have a monthly chilli potluck dinner every 3rd Tuesday of the month.

Allies

pending..

If you would like to form an alliance, please let us know.

Alliances Welcome!

We are searching for allies that will help us fight and/or cure the zombie menace.

Enemies

The Profile Police - I am sick of these lame PKers who check profiles and kill people at random. They have randomly PKed multiple members of the Squad. Therefore, we will kill those jerks on sight. Then again, actually taking the time to scan profiles for them is a waste of time and we refuse to stoop to thier level. Therefore if they commit a PK, they will be added. if we see the offending party, they will be killed on sight.. These lame PKers wont even link to thier own profiles.. Hypocritical much?

Revive Point Killers - If we see someone killing zeds at an official, marked revive point or cemetary, we will attack them.

Discussion

In Response to the complaint filed on Matt Holmes by Ghoulologist:

Summary of complaint: Ghoulologist claims that Matt Holmes Killed him at a revive point while he was a zombie waiting for a revive.


Official Response:


GQ-SIP Unit is against all PK-er Ideaology. However, we are also against zombies. We understand that from time to time that death occurs, it is a fact here in Malton. Our offical opinion is that during Mall Tour '07 things were very hectic. All zombies around malls were attacked, in an effort to hold off the hord. We find it hard to understand why city officals put a revive point near a mall that was in line to be attacked in the tour. That is their choice though. Also, our war against the Profile Police has nothing to do with this matter. We feel that Matt did his duty by killing a zombie, plain and simple. Although, he should have double checked that areas RevPT reports. We feel that his conduct was still within his commision.

In response to this complaint we will punish Matt for his actions as we see fit.

Our Official Response to Ghoulologist:

We do not appreciate you posting on our website when you are not a member. If you have a complaint you should have contacted us in game, and let us handle it there. However, we understand your frustration to your death, while you were something that was already dead. Understand this as well, everyone makes mistakes from time to time. You should have contacted us and we would have sent an envoy to revive you personally to make up for the mistake. You should have also known better then to go to an Unofficial Revive Point where there is no way to mark the revive point with spraypaint. Unless the revive point is clearly marked with paint we tell our squads to attack without predjudice. It is very difficult to know where all of the dynamic revive points are at all the time.

--Official GQ-SIP Unit Document: UD-ALOBS4-30-07


Matt's Unoffical Response:


Hey look buddie we have been underattack by pkers left and right, The Profile Police are a group of pk-ers which we kill on site because we are at war with them, they have not filed a complaint against us, read first then talk! Plus what were you thinking by going to a revive pt near a mall that was underattack by the tour!! And you were not killed to gain xp you were killed to keep the zombies away from the mall, i am level 22. Plus you cant really pk a zombie.

Oh yeah--if i see you as a zomibe again and you are not at a clearly marked revive pt, i will do the same.

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Pathetic Bill must be killed and sent back to hell, where he belongs!
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Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery.


--Mikehendo 13:05, 18 Febuary 2007 (MST)