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The Crimson Wolves
Abbreviation: TCW
Group Numbers: 7
Leadership: Communal
Goals: Defend Yagoton from zeds and PKers
Recruitment Policy: Sign up at the Gamer's Haven or at Anime, SciFi, and Games.
Contact: Gamer's Haven or Anime, Scifi, and Game Forums
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This page is maintained by The Crimson Wolves, a survivor group dedicated to slaughtering slightly undead people whose only sin is their addiction to devouring other people alive.

The German Mafia Splinter Cell of the Psuedo Irish Republican Army of the Cedar Park Communist Party of NonComformists, or GMSCRIRACPCNC (now known as the Crimson Wolves), was founded on the Gamer's Haven by Private Someone and Bluemofia, and dedicated themselves to the defense of Lukinswood. Since Private Someone was already stocked up on ammunition, he decided to go to Lukinswood to prepare for the defense, while Bluemofia was loading up on ammunition and First Aid Kits, and getting in a bit of last minute training. Unfortunately, Bluemofia was assassinated in his sleep, so Private Someone had to hold off on his own. Then, Lukinswood was overrun by zombies, and their HQ was destroyed.

So, Private Someone did the next logical thing: Defend Caiger Mall from Mall Tour '06.

(Then we got tired of that and went back to Yagoton.)

(And a name change.)

Recruitment Policy

Simply post in the "Urban Dead" thread over at the Gamer's Haven [[1]] or the Anime, Scifi, and Games Forums [[2]] and request membership in the Crimson Wolves. There are no concrete level or skill requirements, although a basic proficiency with firearms or other weapons is recommended, as is possession of the Free Running skill. Important: All members must post in their UD profile that they wear a red armband with a wolf symbol on it (or something to that effect).

Other Group Policies

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This group has ratified the Coalition for Fair Tactics Group Pledge.


Our group now has its own template that our allies and affiliates can display w/ pride in their Wiki pages:

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This user or group is affiliated or allied with The Crimson Wolves, a survivor group dedicated to slaughtering slightly undead people whose only sin is their addiction to devouring other people alive.

(Credit goes to Ron Burgundy for making the original template on which this one is based; thanks Ron!)

Brief History

And as follows, is the history of the great and wonderful GMSCPIRACPCPNC / Crimson Wolves, as said from the almighty and wise Private Someone:

When the group began, Bluemofia was somewhere in Yagotan, and Private Someone was somewhere near Tapton. I, Private Someone, was cowering in some random bar, hoping to escape the massive zombie horde that had been freakin chasing me since I first joined this game. Bluemofia was releasing his anger in a positive way, by slaughtering people who's only sin is their addiction to devouring other people alive. Then, while talking on the Gamer's Haven, we both realized that we were stuck in a zombie infested city, and decided to team up. Thus, the [Freakishly long acronym that I'm not gonna type] was born. After a while of discussing, we decided to meet in Lukinswood, after we were ready to make the long trek. While Bluemofia continued to slaughter poor, innocent zombies, I decided to take a brisk walk outside, only to find that the suburb I was in was suddenly under attack by a massive zombie horde. Again. So, I ran in random directions for a while, and somehow ended up in Lukinswood. Meanwhile, Bluemofia was being torn limb by limb by a bunch of angry, and slightly undead pedestrians. With Bluemofia dead, and me hiding in a police station that another group was using as a base, we had achieved half of our goal of reaching Lukinswood. This continued for a while, with Bluemofia killing zombies, but this time with his bare hands, and waiting for a revive, and me cowering in a police station. Then, like always, a horde attacked my safehouse. (I don't care if people keep saying that Lukinswood's free of zombies, I saw about a hundred out there, and not a single survivor in site.) So, I once again began my random runningness, and somehow found Caiger Mall. And cause it's the best building nearby to cower in, I decided to make it our HQ. And now that Bluemofia's been revived, and is now also on his way to Caiger, it looks like we might actually start doing something, other than cowering/eating other zombies. But after a while of barricading, Private Someone got bored, and went to Yagoton to regroup with Bluemofia. While defending the suburb, the GMSCPIRACPCPNC gained two new members, Spec290 and ASGs. Our numbers continued to grow, and we started making raids into nearby suburbs. Eventually, we realized that there was an increase in break in's at the Moorhouse Place PD. With a cry of "Not vone step backvards!" we went to save Moorhousegrad. Which we did, because we're awesome like that. During this time we changed our name to the Crimson Wolves. Then, we went back to Caiger just in time to claim some of the glory for defending it. But as we wandered around Caiger, an evil group called BoSs started killing us. So now we at war with dem. And we's gonna win, cause we's always wins. But now there's a truce, so no more fighting. With BoSs no longer killing us, we decided to go and do something about that whole zombie horde that had attacked Bale Mall. While the Mall did fall, the Channel 4 News Team arrived and got a counterattack (Which we were a part of), and then retook the mall. And for a short time, there was peace, happiness, and a lack of smelly cannabalistic people. This happyness continued, until the smelly cannabalistic people, jealous of our happyness, invaded. We beat them, which brought joys to the hearts of children throughout the suburb. With Yagoton secured, we decided to try and find someplace else to oppress the undead. Shearbank looked like a nasty red zit on the map, so we launched a glorious assualt. The only problem with the glorious assualt was that we had seven people versus a coupla hundred zombies. But ignoring that, we attacked anyways, and did some damage. A few buildings were secured, most of us avoided getting eaten, and the larger groups appeared to be making progress. And then the Big Bash came and killed us all. After finally getting revived, we learned that our Sacred Moorhousegrad was under attack. So we grabbed our Mosin Nagants and PPSh's, and with a cry of "For ze Motherland!" went off to fight the fascist zombie invaders.

Notable Actions

The First Defense of Moorhousegrad; the rubble is from a collapsed barricade from an attack the previous night

"Moorhousegrad" (10-21 March 2006) The Crimson Wolves' first victory as a group and our crowning achievement (in our hearts and minds, anyway). We were assisted in this 11-day struggle by the Abandoned and other local Yagoton residents. The site of the struggle has been declared a Shrine of Victory for our group.

Second Siege of Caiger Mall (21-28 March 2006) The Crimson Wolves arrived at Caiger Mall just in time to claim some of the glory of being there and to see the tail end of the Mall Tour '06 siege. The Wolves actually did relatively little to contribute to the overall struggle, but it was during this time period that our true enemies began to emerge... (See Below)

War w/ BoSs (24 March 2006 - Ongoing; truce declared 14 April 2006) The Brotherhood of Spammers (BoSs) popped up mysteriously and began PKing us for initially unknown reasons. Later, it became clear that a member of the Gamer's Haven, our home base, had attempted to hack into the Secret Spam Kingdom, their home base, for reasons unrelated to the Urban Dead. Judging that it would be better to punish the group for the actions of an individual, they declared a vendetta against our group (although they never actually got the target they were seeking; for this reason, despite their 6:1 kill ratio against us, the Crimson Wolves are technically counting the conflict, thus far, as a "victory"). Much blood was shed in Caiger Mall, East Becktown, and even Yagoton, where, showing a heinous disregard for the suffering of survivors around them, they callously PKed many of our members as we attempted to aid in the defense of the suburb from the Shining Ones (see below). On April 14th we were able to put in place a cease-fire of undefined length (though generally acknowledged to last for a single month by members of our group); our overtures to get them to accept a lasting peace, however, have fallen on deaf ears. Sporadic cease-fire violations occur every now and then (particularly in the case of Ovi, who has vowed to "continue the fight"), but for the most part we remain in an uneasy state somewhere between combat and true peace. As it was they who decided to break off the combat, we are therefore considering this little struggle to be a victory.

"You will kill ten of our men, while we will kill only one of yours, yet in the end, it will be you who grows weary of the conflict." --Ho Chi Minh

  • [ |Certain detractors who shall remain nameless] will point out that our claim of victory is founded on supposedly dubious grounds. What they ignore are the motives of BoSs--they were out to destroy us, to persuade us to leave the Urban Dead. They failed in their objective, and, therefore, their failure is our victory.
An intrepid Crimson Wolf scouts out Bale Mall in the aftermath of the Shining Ones' attack

Battle of Yagoton / Bale Mall (1-21 April 2006) While the early stages of the battle can clearly be regarded as a defeat (due to the undisputed evidence of a zombie overrun), the second phase of the battle, the fight for Bale Mall, was largely successful, thanks in part to the timely intervention of the Channel 4 News Team along with, as always, the assistance of the Abandoned and other Yagoton locals. This second phase was initiated on 14 April (with the conclusion of the truce w/ BoSs) and ended on 21 April, when the number of zombies assaulting the Mall fell below "manageable" levels.

Struggle for South Yagoton (1 May - 19 June 2006) After the Battle of Bale Mall, the Crimson Wolves largely spent their time stockpiling supplies for the next confrontation and killing the odd wandering feral. As it turns out, they didn't have long to wait; on 1 May, the Minions of the Apocalypse began an assault on the Whatmore Building and surrounding district. While the Minions claimed to have cracked the Clinic on May 6 2006, the Crimson Wolves were unable to verify such reports themselves. For the next 3 weeks, the struggle, now expanding to the general area of southern Yagoton, raged as the two Police Departments (Hinks Crescent, Holsgrove Row), Catherine General Hospital, and the Whatmore Building continued to change hands numerous times. However, thanks in part to ourselves, the Abandoned, and various other survivor groups and individuals in Yagoton, the zombie body count remained high, and buildings were often reclaimed within a relatively short timeframe. The Minions officially announced their withdrawal on May 28, but the region, particularly around the Whatmore Building, remains a battleground as of the time of this edit. Recent evidence seems to indicate that the current wave of post-Minion attacks is being agitated by the likes of RedZeko.

By late June 2006, zombie activity in the immediate vicinity of the Whatmore Building had fallen to "manageable levels," and the Crimson Wolves moved on to more pertinent hotspots.

Things heat up for the Wolves and their allies on the streets of Shearbank

Fight for Shearbank (19 June - late July 2006) Initially, our efforts immediately after the battle for Southern Yagoton were concentrated around the Serrell Building, where a small group of zombies was breaking into the building there. After we had deemed the situation "safe" there, we then moved on to Shearbank, which was apparently the victim of a zombie infestation. We attempted to hold back the zombie hordes with the help of Shearbank residents and other survivor groups, but our effort had to be abandoned when the suburb was overrun by the Big Zombie Bash.

Second Battle of Moorhousegrad (late July 2006 - late August 2006) The Crimson Wolves returned to Yagoton to find that zombies were hitting the suburb once more. Finding Moorhouse Place PD under attack once more, they resolved that they would defend the position to their last breath (not that "last breath" means much in Malton w/ revivification syringes, but you get the idea). After slaughtering the zombie invaders repeatedly with gurella warfare as well as direct battle, the Wolves disperse towards their next mission.


Significant Locations

Moorhouse Place PD
Shrine of Victory; Site of the famous "Defense of Moorhousegrad," 11 - 21 March 2006

Pippen Auto Repair
Base of operations for the Crimson Wolves. Official HQ building.


10 March 2006

Moorhouse Place PD has been broken into for the 6th time this month, at the time i witnessed this there was a massive 25 zombies there, i would have helped, but i was currently out of AP. Posted By:--Hlfranklin 16:00, 10 March 2006 (GMT)

11 March 2006

The GMSCPIRACPCPNC wishes to announce that it will begin assisting the beleaguered Moorhouse Place Police Dept. through an "active defense" policy. Assistance from other groups, particularly local groups such as the Abandoned, and Yagoton residents will be welcomed. --Specialist290 03:09, 11 March 2006 (GMT)

18 March 2006

The GMSPIRACPCPNC wishes to let all know that it is now known as the Crimson Wolves.

21 March 2006

The Crimson Wolves have declared the defense of "Moorhousegrad" a victory and are now activly defending Caiger Mall. --Specialist290 00:13, 21 March 2006 (GMT)

24 March 2006

The Crimson Wolves have declared war on the "BoSs" group, as they have killed Spec290, ASGs, and Private Someone. Another attempt has been made on ASGs life after he was revived, but he survived. We will never surrender. Death to the BoSs! --Bluemofia 03:50, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

26 March 2006

The Crimson Wolves have declared that the Mall Tour '06 war is unofficially over. The Battle over Caiger is completly over. Only 2 active zombies outside the mall, and they are being shot at. The War on BoSs continues... --Bluemofia 18:00, 26 March 2006 (BST)

1 April 2006

The Crimson Wolves have now returned to Bale Mall, in defense of it from the zombie hordes. Xyu has been spotted inside, and killed, so this means that The Shining Ones have arrived at Yagoton. BoSs will have to wait. --Bluemofia 17:45, 1 April 2006 (BST)

10 April 2006

Despite some obvious setbacks (the suburb being overrun and all that), the Crimson Wolves shall endure! Our next task is to assist in securing the suburb for the living once more, even if we have to fight the undead building-by-building to achieve this. --Specialist290 02:58, 10 April 2006 (BST)

12 April 2006

Got to hand it to the BoSs. They are relentless. We retreat to defend Yagoton, and they sieze the oportunity to attack and kill our members, using zombie outbreaks as a cover, and us concentrating on a different goal. pic of them slaying Private Someone This is getting out of hand. All out war must be declared... And until they leave, zombies will have to wait. --Bluemofia 21:30, 12 April 2006 (BST)

14 April 2006

ATTENTION all members of the Crimson Wolves: I am calling for a temporary cease-fire and interdict against the killing of any members of BoSs while I attempt to negotiate with them. We will not be removing their "Enemy" status unless and until these negotiations are concluded successfully; however, as a gesture of good faith, I request that no blood be spilled by any member of either TCW or BoSs.--Specialist290 03:31, 14 April 2006 (BST)

28 May 2006

Southern Yagoton is under heavy Siege. Watmore, Hinks, Catherine, and Holsgrove are under constant attack. Southern Yagoton must not fall! --Bluemofia 19:36, 28 May 2006 (BST)

19 June 2006

ATTENTION: All active Crimson Wolves are to report to the ASGs Forum for information on our latest operation. --Specialist290 03:10, 19 June 2006 (BST)

16 September 2006

War has begun. DORIS has begun to attack Yagoton. Red Rum is suspected in joining soon, so be on the lookout for DORIS and Red Rum members. Shoot them on sight! --Bluemofia 00:34, 17 September 2006 (BST)

13 October 2006

Some PKer is attempting to kill us. So, we are now just repeatedly PKing him until he gets the picture and leaves. He is Fallen Paladin BTW. --Bluemofia 21:13, 13 October 2006 (BST)


  • Private Someone
  • Bluemofia
  • Spec290
  • ASGs
  • Fear the Fur
  • Leon Kenady
  • Dog Warrior
  • Knae Silvington

Known Members of BoSs

WTCW Radio (Frequency 27.29)

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This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency.

Frequency: 27.29 MHz MHz
Transmitter Coordinates: Varies

WTCW Radio, the Crimson Wolves' official radio channel, will attempt to give its listeners up-to-date coverage of zombie operations in their area of operations. While we can't guarantee any particular broadcast schedule, we'll do our best to keep you informed of any zombie and/or PKer activity we witness. Tune in to WTCW Radio and help keep Malton in the hands of the survivors!

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