Ghetto Cow/Historical Group Voting

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We are a pro-survivor group that was started in late October 2006. Since then, we've participated in all sorts of sieges, from the 4th Siege of Caiger Mall to the Third Battle of Blackmore, we've helped out the suburbs of Molebank, Yagoton, and Roftwood, we've opened a tanning salon in Ridleybank for the benefit of the RRF, we've wandered to many parts of Malton, we've fought the Mall Tour '07 at several locations, we started a War on Sheep, and we've gotten a decent amount of members. However, I'm outta here, and I feel this group wouldn't be so great without me ;), so I'm ending it. But what we've done is historical, no?--Lachryma 18:59, 7 August 2007 (BST)


  1. We rocked. What other group had rats? Huh? Huh?!--Lachryma 18:59, 7 August 2007 (BST)
  2. Goobledegook.--Karekmaps?! 19:24, 7 August 2007 (BST)
  3. Lots of rats and scotch, and filled the gap C4NT largely left when Ron disappeared (or did he?) --One Angry Zed 19:33, 7 August 2007 (BST)
  4. Tis a sad, yet Glorious day. We shall go down in history known as "The People Who Were Better Than You!".-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:36, 7 August 2007 (BST)
  5. 'Twas fun killing you guys - as well as being killed by you. I'd rather you didn't disband...but since you are, you deserve historical status. --Goolina Gore Corps 19:48, 7 August 2007 (BST)
  6. Perhaps one day we'll have a reunion where we all drink scotch together once more--Two Kings 20:07, 7 August 2007 (BST)
  7. What the hell was I thinking when I signed up? Thwas a serious lapse of judgment.-- Vista  +1  20:21, 7 August 2007 (BST)
  8. HARHARHAR! Fools! I'll make sure that you won't get historical status by voting against! --  AHLGTG 20:27, 7 August 2007 (BST) ... No! Wrong header! I've been thwarted!
    Ha, even the headers help us!--Lachryma 20:34, 7 August 2007 (BST)
  9. Aw, but I just got here! Ah well, never have I met such a drunken band of rat-loving zombie slayers in my tours of Europe. FOR! FOR! FOR! Dalzyio Redavilla 21:17, 7 August 2007 (BST)
  10. This is how I stopped playing my last few MMORPGs.... *Single tear* --Skitchipoo 21:33, 7 August 2007 (BST)
  11. Perhaps we should come back in the form of an extremely vengeful PK group?--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 22:11, 7 August 2007 (BST)
    Well, you could always join up with The Surrealists, I'm sure it would take to your liking! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 02:25, 13 August 2007 (BST)
  12. I think you guys should come back in the form of a wicked zombie strike team (a man can dream, can't he?) -- Murray Jay Suskind 22:23, 7 August 2007 (BST)
    If Kevan implements lip gloss, I'll think about coming back in the spring to start a wicked (or not) zombie group. Maybe.--Lachryma 02:36, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  13. You've got my vote,Lach!This group brought a bit of stability to Yagoton,something that was very much over-due.Chill 22:25, 7 August 2007 (BST)
  14. They more than deserve the position, as they were everywhere. They even helped us like madmans on Yagoton! --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 23:29, 7 August 2007 (BST)
  15. The only group who I knew could accept my level of humor. I'll miss it. --Ice_Jedi5 01:51, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  16. Sorry to see this group go. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 02:10, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  17. >_< It seems a lot of the old major groups are leaving, perhaps time for new groups to step up? Anyway, sorry to see you guys go, I had a blast reading about your exploits in the comic. -- SgtBopTalk|Maris Viridis 02:17, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  18. Sure, why not? --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 02:41, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  19. *begins playing taps*...... Another good group, fading off into the halls of Malton history. The Abandoned shall miss you.--Private Mark 02:48, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  20. What? I leave you guys for a month or so and now we are Historical?-- Che -T GC X 04:14, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  21. Hate to see ya go, but yes, you guys rocked so much we'd have to make a whole other page to list all the reasons why. The least we could do is make a shrine from your page. -- JD 05:00, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  22. we'll roll tanks, lots of tanks down the street in your honour. oh, we have no tanks... so how about rats with shotgun shells duct taped to them, good? --WanYao 05:39, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  23. Yes, another page to get my sig onto. Plus, I hear you deserve it. 'arm. 07:43, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  24. Naturally, but only if the Demons get all your lonely groupless members :D (Hey...advertising should be free!) --Kiablade the Demons| GD Forums 13:29, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  25. Very Yes. Ghetto Cow is, (was), a shining paragon of pwnage in a sea of mediocrity. Redwave 13:31, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  26. Here, take my Vote +1! ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 14:51, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  27. Yup--Seventythree 14:54, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  28. You can has my vote. I'm keeping my rat though. Phillip and I have bonded, and she likes killing things.--Tosca 16:31, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  29. For sure - it was cool serving with GC ! --xensyriaT 16:33, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  30. sure why not...--WOOT 03:01, 9 August 2007 (BST)
  31. You rocked --JohnRubin 15:20, 9 August 2007 (BST)
  32. Heh. How can I forget that time when my survivor, DJSpinbad, was hired for DJing business at Yagoton(technically, not exactly hired...)? By the way...I want any one of your remaining rats for this. It's a pain to even catch one... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:24, 9 August 2007 (BST)
  33. Hellz yes. Ghetto Cow rocked and brought a lot of fun back into the game. Besides, they had rats and scotch. What's not to love? I just wish they weren't disbanding.--Lord Wulfgar 17:51, 9 August 2007 (BST)
  34. One of the groups I had heard of around UB, and I think they deserve historical status.--Zack the beard 21:05, 9 August 2007 (BST)
  35. The check cleared, so here I am.--Labine50 MHG|MEMS 21:07, 9 August 2007 (BST)
    The First Bank of Malton is lovely, no?--Lachryma 21:13, 9 August 2007 (BST)
  36. For sheep-slaughtering glory! --Ryiis 14:43, 10 August 2007 (BST)
  37. Sad to see you guys go lach its making my tiny world crumble.--JleggittMR 15:57, 10 August 2007 (BST)
  38. I'm totally for it! But I'll miss having someone to discuss fashion with, Harrison just isn't the same...--Your Mommy Issues 16:29, 10 August 2007 (BST)
  39. Add em'. Lach gave me a rat one time. I mean, come on, a rat! If that's not good enough to be historical, then I don't know what is!--Big Bur 00:57, 11 August 2007 (BST)
  40. Its freakin GHETTO COW.--Wooty 02:02, 11 August 2007 (BST)
  41. Oh yeah for the glory of GC They took me in when only seven other groups wanted me. We were nomadic saviors!--Quagmister 03:04, 11 August 2007 (BST)
  42. For! Thanks for helping Umbrella stabilize Molebank! You guys were a welcome presence.--Dr Doom86 06:20, 11 August 2007 (BST)
  43. I didn't get to know you guys much, but you were crazy fun while it lasted. Sad to see the group go after such a short time with them. Broken dreamsTalk WT 15:58, 11 August 2007 (BST)
  44. bah... --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 20:34, 11 August 2007 (BST)
    I feel your pain, Ev. Or are you mad?--Lachryma 04:47, 13 August 2007 (BST)
    I think it's a combination of both.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:00, 13 August 2007 (BST)
  45. It's with great sadness that I type this vote and add my hash to the list. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 02:25, 13 August 2007 (BST)
  46. It's been fun spamming with you guys, fighting together with you, talking music with some of you, and all the other fun things going on... Sincerely yours, the Grease monkey: --Magatsu Taito 16:30, 14 August 2007 (BST)
  47. Of course. But I is a bit sad. -- goebi oo ooooooo 19:11, 14 August 2007 (BST)
  48. Disbanding??? I mean WTF??? But I support this motion, GC was great in Yag everytime you came! And your little visit 2 weeks, followed by swift death through zombie bum bites, was great fun! Sriously, very few groups have this capacity of generating an aura of both deadliness and silliness. But I understand, better to disband at the peak of Glory, than dying out and have your name turned into ridicule by zeppelin-size ego newbzorz (I love that name!) who take the glory of the past for themselves (DARIS is back?!? HAH! don't claim you're back when you don't have the means!). Anyway too bad to see you go, but if you change your mind, YRC will always keep some scotch in Whatmore freezers, next to chemicals and brain samples...--Jean-Yves de Porc 23:11, 14 August 2007 (BST)
    Thanks mister, I appreciate your kind words. And damn straight we had deadliness.--Lachryma 00:11, 15 August 2007 (BST)
  49. Yes. At first I was like 'hell no, they are still active!'. But, now I see that the Hot Russian Lady is leaving. Sorry to see such an upstanding person leave. We'll miss you Lachryma!- Vigeous RHA 00:28, 15 August 2007 (BST)
  50. If Ghetto Cow aren't an historical group, I don't want to know what one is. -- Pavluk 21:12, 15 August 2007 (BST)
  51. Tis a shame, tis a shame indeed. --MarieThe Grove on Tour 21:56, 17 August 2007 (BST)
  52. Well, Lachy is HAWT!!! And because she's so damn cool.......--User:Axe27/Sig 00:19, 19 August 2007 (BST)
  53. Ghetto cow kicked ass! I cant see why some miserable bastards wont vote for them.... --Nimrod1 21:24, 19 August 2007 (BST)
  54. I could have sworn I had already voted for you guys - Vantar 23:48, 23 August 2007 (BST)
  55. For it... You guys have saved my but more times than I can count... and i wish you were sticking around... but for your efforts you deserve mention... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 02:54, 24 August 2007 (BST)
  56. I think I PK'ed one of them, and then they danced merrily and killed me. Butter scones and tea! Also, they provided endless confusion for me because of two different groups under "GC". --IyandaCloud 01:08, 25 August 2007 (BST)
  57. I'm gonna miss Ghetto Cow :( --Moctezuma 15:03, 3 September 2007 (BST)


  1. . Oppositional defiance disorder. --Jonathan Frey 18:21, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  2. . In the hopes that you'll have to reform! (It's a sure thing, anyways, I felt like voting "no!" on something...) --The Supreme Court RR 18:57, 8 August 2007 (BST)
  3. . just to be a dick----Sexualharrison ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 20:11, 8 August 2007 (BST)
    You evil bastard, Harrison. I hope you get castrated with a street sign in a skateboarding accident. And Roger Thirnell, I'm not a leader? Is sad...--Lachryma 05:31, 9 August 2007 (BST)
  4. . Since when is participation in an event historical? It's the leaders that are remembered, the founders, not the hangers on. --Roger Thirnell 03:26, 9 August 2007 (BST)
    this is about a historical group, a well-known group that had a large impact on the game and the UD world. they qualify. meanwhile, you really should learn how wholly inadequate the "great men" theory of history is. and then i think you should change your vote, because it's uninformed. --WanYao 14:14, 10 August 2007 (BST)
    I really should, huh? Yes, if Einstein hadn't thought up Special Relativity somebody else would have, and he wouldn't have been able to do it without the farmers that grew the food he ate and blah blah blah, but seriously folks! History books have always been about heroes, inventors, generals - people who did important things and who did those things first, who beat everybody else to the punch. It has never been about the farmers that fed Benjamin Franklin, the jewelers who made the hat of the Pope Urban VII, or the soldiers that fought in Napoleon's army! Being an artilleryman in WWII is fine enough for telling your grandchildren about, but if you want to be immortalized in history you'd better be Patton! --Roger Thirnell 23:52, 13 August 2007 (BST)
    Patton ain't got nothing on Lach. She has whips, Patton had jackshit. :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:50, 14 August 2007 (BST)
    I'm no Ron Burgundy, but I did get the Rangers to help out in Molebank and Ridleybank, and I personally worked for the NMC to come to Stickling Mall to take on LUE (that went well...) But whatever, if you think I'm some lowly peasant, I'm fine with that. We are all comrades, really.--Lachryma 01:23, 14 August 2007 (BST)
    I'm not saying your group didn't rock. I'm just saying, is it really historical? --Roger Thirnell 18:07, 17 August 2007 (BST)
    Um...we invented feng shui barricading one time...and we were the only group that wandered into the RRF's birthplace (Moggridge PD's statue of Petro rocks) and still stay on good terms with the RRF...does any of that count?--Lachryma 07:06, 19 August 2007 (BST)
  5. . No. I found their recruitment spamming unbelievably annoying. Plus, I killed Lachryma and they never got me back for it. --Meatballking 9:21, 10 August 2007 (BST)
    At the very least, they've done much more good to the great city of Malton than you hypocritical Philosophe Knights ever have, in a much shorter time span.--Private Mark 17:40, 10 August 2007 (BST)
    Yes, our recruitment stuff did get annoying. However, I've always felt that hunting PKers was a waste of time and AP better spent on other things. Like finding tanning beds.--Lachryma 21:02, 10 August 2007 (BST)
    Don't vote against just because some of us (*cough cough, me an icejedi*) have a boredom problem! Spam Racist! :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:34, 10 August 2007 (BST)
    Meatballking, organized groups need to recruit. Its a fact of the game. If you dont like it, ignore it.--Dr Doom86 06:57, 11 August 2007 (BST)
    Funny, then, how Ghetto Cow's annoyed me so much more. More annoying recruiting = more ill will. Simple as that.--Meatballking 10:35, 11 August 2007 (BST)
    I'm sure the Philosophe Knights annoy a lot more people a lot worse.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:07, 11 August 2007 (BST)
  6. I've never even heard of you untill now, how big of an impact could you really have had? There were hundreds of people at all of those events and you were not the driving force behind any of them. In short you did nothing more than any other survivor group out there, nothing historical anyway. --Dipcup 19:04, 15 August 2007 (BST)
    Yes, that's why 49 people voted for us, including such diverse figures like the Papa of the RRF and 3 sysops. If 50 people had voted for us, we'd be better then all those survivor groups, but alas, you found our flaw...Also, 'untill' only has one 'l'.--Lachryma 19:11, 15 August 2007 (BST)
    There are lots of groups that are historical that I've never heard of. Point?--Tosca 23:49, 15 August 2007 (BST)
    Smile, Comrade Lachryma! A fiftieth vote is yours! -- Pavluk 00:01, 16 August 2007 (BST)
    Please tell me that Lach isn't the only reason why we got 50 votes. If it is, I'll die. :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:46, 16 August 2007 (BST)
    Thank you, Pavluk, that was very kind of you. And no, Angel, I think some people voted cuz they liked our wiki page. Which I wrote most of, but no matter. Feth, they probably just voted cuz our name sounds fit for the history books...--Lachryma 01:09, 16 August 2007 (BST)
    I voted because I was promised pudding... Might wanna get on that, Lach.--Tosca 19:52, 16 August 2007 (BST)
  7. . We reckon pretty much every group (or event) that enters history should be considered historical, by definition! Because you're not so much an important group as a one woman (wiki) media event, what the hell, we'll make a special case and engender bad feeling against us erroneously by voting against you. The fact you spent time failing to spread the same old pinko propaganda against our favourite patrons has (almost) nothing to do with it! ;-) --Crabappleslegalteam 02:48, 18 August 2007 (BST)
    Too bad your groups leaders/members are like gone or whatever. And yah, I really slacked off on the propaganda thing.--Lachryma 07:00, 19 August 2007 (BST)
    Gone, girlfriend?!? Like, er, whatever! Even if self proclaimed divinity Lord Crabapple wasn’t still lying on the floor after the recent zombie attacks, we doubt even his ego would necessarily require the dissolution of the group if he stopped playing.... and it's even named after him!!! Tatty bye, dearie --Crabappleslegalteam 16:10, 22 August 2007 (BST)
  8. . I was at two of the sieges of Caiger Mall, and all of the Blackmoore events. I helped take and hold Perryn before realizing it was useless until we could expel them from the forts (fixed now). I haven't done a whole lot in the world of Urbandead, but by your accounts I should be a historical person. (Not anywhere near as Classy as Ron Burgundy).--EternalOne 02:48, 18, August 2007
    'Expel' only has one 'l', mister.--Lachryma 07:00, 19 August 2007 (BST)
    For being a Russian, that is awfully German of you. I fixed it, and don't even know why I put the extra L in there as I look back upon it. Thanks. --EternalOne 014:30, 23, August 2007
    Extra L for emphasis! --Kiablade the Demons| GD Forums 23:26, 23 August 2007 (BST)
  9. They already disbanded? 'tis a shame. However, I fell that they have not done enough to deserve historical status. I would change my mind if someone gave me a reason toThe man 22:34, 18 August 2007 (BST)
  10. What is the criteria? A woman who has a picture of a hot chick on her wiki user site makes for "historical". I never saw ghetto cow. Why should I vote yes? I vote HELL NO! But that's just me, and I'll be shouted down by people who make this a purely subjective system. --8 Bucks 02:47, 19 August 2007 (BST)
    And here I voted for your group to be historical. I love karma, don't you?--Lachryma 07:00, 19 August 2007 (BST)
    No offense, but the vote for Ghetto Cow seems like a done deal, so I took the opportunity to use this venue to point out the hypocritical nature of the voting. I'm sure your group was very effective at what they were doing, and my vote is simply to point out the absurd arguments that have been made both for and against. Oh, and I'm not a Hindu, so I don't believe in Karma. --8 Bucks 17:04, 19 August 2007 (BST)


Voting for historical status successful. Yay! --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 20:12, 6 September 2007 (BST)

Huzzah! --Kiablade the Demons| GD Forums 20:18, 6 September 2007 (BST)
Deliciously lovely. Thanks mister!--Lachryma 07:46, 7 September 2007 (BST)
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