Ghetto Cow/Zach

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Ghetto Cow/Zach
Mmmm... Lunch!
Abbreviation: GC
Group Numbers: 5
Leadership: We can have leaders?!
Goals: Eat anything that moves...
Recruitment Policy: Any and all funloving zombies are welcome to join
Contact: click here

A group of zombies that are mostly alts of GC people. They have no real organization at all, yet somehow they all attack at the same time...all the easier to have a bite to eat, my dear. They are a rather motley group, even for zombies. We also like vultures, for vultures eat dead rats. And no zombie apocalypse is complete without dead rats.


As of 5/1/07: Initiating the Dulston Destruction Tour. Why wage war on the people of Dulston? Because they killed the Archduke Franz Ferdinand, are sporting anti-semitic ideals, converting to Communism, and harboring weapons of mass destruction. That's why we're going to war!

If you'd like to join up, post a message on our unused talk page or follow the instructions on the DDT page.

All communication within our group has been transfered over to a secret channel.

Anyone who is still active, put your activities here, whether or not they be with the primary horde. Roll Call


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This user thinks that Kevan should just delete Tollyton right off the server.
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This user or group agrees with Feral Undead. Vultures are fucking cool.

Travel Journal

February 14, 2007

"Gripping silentgenius05 by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 2 HP. You have run out of Action Points." NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! FEEEEEEEEEEEETH!!!!!! --(Tecke) Skitchipoo 00:10, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

February 21, 2007

For the second day in a row, I made it inside the Blackmore Building with 1 AP left... just enough AP to REPRESENT! Good attack today, zombies. --Skitchipoo 00:22, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

I spent all my AP getting the 'cades down to Quite Strongly. Thanks a lot, you bastards!--Lachryma 00:45, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
I got in and infected two harmanz, but hey I'm gonna be heatshoted so...-- Che -T GC X 03:06, 22 February 2007 (UTC)


On the left is the wiki link for members, on the right is a description of their zombie alt

  1. Tecke - "When not eating brains, Tecke enjoys swaying, groaning, slapping barricades, making obscene gestures towards small children, dropping his tattered pants, befouling street corners, and picking flowers."
  2. brainrotter123 - "A redhead who doesn't like humans at all."
  3. drulling - a tall and fat black man, with some "tasty" looking maggots all over. Wearing only some ragged jeans
  4. MazuMaz - a zombie of a teenage boy young, smart and fast better what out or he'll kick your ass onto the grass and procced to disembowl you.
  5. Sir Isaac Newton - The father of physics and calculus has arisen from the grave in order to eat brains to further enhance his intelligence.

Those who will be remembered

  1. Zombie For Bob - "A scrawny zombie wearing a ripped Rocket For Bob T-shirt. He smells of onions."
  2. Lord of Morgul - Holy sh*t, it's that Nazgul thing from the Lord of the Rings! How the hell did he end up in Malton?
  3. Nibiletz - Curiously, This average looking zombie is clutching a teacuo of perpetually hot...Borovan? Its not getting spilled..
  4. SovietRat - "A scruffy looking skater chick with a ragged hammer and sickle t-shirt. Oh, and she's dead."

(if we forgot anyone, in some fashion of a cruel irony... just let us know... it was not intentional)

Frequently Asked Questions

Do I have to be a current member of Ghetto Cow to join Ghetto Cow/Zach?

  • No, but why wouldn't you want to be a part of the single greatest occurrence in human history (save the invention of whatever spray Ron Burgundy uses on his magnificent mane)?

My Zed is currently at the other end of the map from you guys. Can I still join and meet up with you later?

Why do you want to eat innocent people?

I know we are Zombies, but how might we signal others of our group?

  • Simple! In ZombieTalk, one simply says "Ganna Gah--Zagh!!" in order to hail one another.


X:00 - Well, they aren't really "allies" as they aren't really a "group", but we still like their idea.

Our Enemies

Zombies don't understand enemies, but we have a vague hatred of:

Our Lovely Theme Song

This was written by Cap'n Silly, completely out of the blue:

(To the tune of Basket Case, by Greenday)

Do you have the time
To listen to survivors whine
About zombie spys and zergers all at once
I am one of those
Slimy undead fools
Necrotic to the bone no doubt about it
Sometimes 'cades give me the creeps
Sometimes survivors play tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just over annoyed
Or am I stoned?
I went to eat
A random survivor's feet
He said he'd get a gun and bring me down
I went to a door
And banged it with my claw
I smashed it for the cause
And as for barricades, I'm bringing 'em down
Sometimes 'cades give me the creeps
Sometimes survivors play tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just over annoyed
Or am I stoned?
Groan Solo

Profile Stuff

If you are in our lovely group, you need to put "0:00" in your profile, since all the cool zombies are doing it. And we wanna support X:00. Also, add everybody in GC/Zach to your contacts list! Here's the known profile links:

And if your zombie isn't listed, slap your profile link on the talk page! It'll get you more brains!

In case the above wasn't clear, this is approximately what your profile should look like.

This Zombie attacks at 0:10 GMT. Check the wiki for Ghetto Cow's Zombie force.

Group: 0:00

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