I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge
--Muddy Russian (talk) 21:11, 2 December 2014 (UTC)
Located throughout the city, I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge was created out of the ashes of Malton. We are the ones who have risen up against the hordes. We are the ones who will set things right when they go wrong. There are many divisions of our group. Each with its own purpose and drive.
We may be small in numbers, but our fight is strong. Your request will be handled with the utmost priority.
If you are interested in joining our organization, please send an email to IAmJacksSmirkingRevenge.firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line: Recruitment Request. All we need is a link to your profile and a brief reason why you want to join.
Submitting a Request
Have you been targeted by someone? Does someone keep killing you for no reason? Do you need someone "taken care of"? If so, we are here to help. You can email your Contract Request to IAmJacksSmirkingRevenge.email@example.com
We will need the following information about the target in order to process your request:
- Player Name
- The Last Known Location
- A Link To Their Profile Page
- Any messages for the target
- Why you want them exterminated
- Number of times you want them killed. (We will entertain any number, but only 1 is guaranteed)
- You must attach a screenshot of the PK. This should include the entire screen (Map, Your Name, The Dialog Section describing the Kill Shot)
We will announce that a hit has been taken out on the target before we eliminate them. We will keep you anonymous only if you request it.
We will send you a screenshot confirming the kill.
Listen, we know it sucks to be killed by a bad a** rouge group of player killers, but a contract was taken out against you. Please do not retaliate, or you will find yourself at the top of our list daily.