Jensentown Mortifiers

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Jensentown Mortifiers
Abbreviation:	JTM
Group Numbers:	Currently Recruiting
Leadership:	Elimist
Goals:	A Free Unlife
Recruitment Policy:	Dedicated Zombies. See Below.
Contact:	The JTM Forums

For a Free Unlife. For Baahz ahn Garhmanah.

Our Mission

Turning Jensentown Into a Dead Town.

The ultimate goal of the JTM is to exterminate all life in Jensentown so it can be another safe place for the Undead Horde to feel at home.

We in the JTM feel deadheartedly that every zombie has the right to a fulfilling unlife of happiness. But the freedom of the Undead Horde is at stake. Harmanz are at war with zombies, and they wish to exterminate all unlife at any cost. What we must do is fight back.
Hope is being lost for the Undead Horde. The Harmanz outnumber us, and they have guns, barricades and NT Buildings. The Undead Horde need to unite to fight for our freedom to Shamble and Graagh without a care, in Baahz ahn Gahrmanah (Peace & Harmony, zombified).

We Must Mortify The Suburb

All NT Buildings Must Be Destroyed

How can this Baahz ahn Gahrmanah be achieved when Harmanz hold an iron fist over our way of unlife?
What we must do to assure our right to a Free Unlife is to turn the living Harmanz into dead Harmanz. Through the destruction and ranzag of all NT Buildings, and with the death of all NT Scientists, this will be one long, shambling step closer to a Free Unlife.

Perhaps once the Harmanz in Jensentown are dead and their NT Buildings destroyed, they will see our plight and feel the same desire for a Free Unlife. For we do not hate the Harmanz in the way they hate us.
The Harmanz wish to destroy our Undead Horde and feel as though we are a threat to them. They are a threat to us. We are simply another organism searching for the right exist in a Free Unlife.
In Baahz ahn Gahrmanah.

Recruitment & Orders

If we are to Mortify the suburb of Jensentown, we are to be fully organized. In Unity with other Zombie Groups and Ferals alike.
Our current base of operations is the Shelmerdine building. We will make sure it is ransacked at all times. When you don't have much AP left, go back and sleep there to keep it safe for us.

The path to our Free Unlife lies HERE.
If you wish to join the Jensentown Mortifiers, create a username then make a thread asking for permission to join. In your thread make sure to post a link to your Urban Dead profile.
We are looking for any Dedicated Zombies.

We are also looking for:

- Artists/Designers.  We need a group image. A banner of our sovereignty that represents our mission
 for a Free Unlife in Jensentown.

- Wiki Designers/Workers.  Let's get this page looking sharp.

- Forum Moderators.  Let's get the forum looking sharp, too.

--Elimist07:32, 12 July 2007 (BST)