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[edit] Transcripts from 2006

[edit] December 29th, 2006

Razi- "yeah, christmas was good, Otep. the DHPD office party was a lot of fun, but Marty had a little too much over at Meade and was wearing the lampshade (again). BAM and Bob were off in the copy room- oh crap the radio's on. Um... hello there citizens of Malton! I hope the holidays have been good for you and you liked the christmas present that we and our allies got you. A lot of people chipped in to get it here on time, so make sure to say thanks to any Ranger, US Army Infantry, DHI, CMS/CMS-Meta, PLEB, MCDU, and anyone else I happened to forget. Hey, it was a big group effort, no one should take all the glory! Not everyday you get a new and improved Caiger! Hopefully you'll take care of it better this time. Anyway. Some of the improvements to the place have been a C4NT Merch shop, a donut store (DHPD approved!), an art gallery, yet another Starbucks, and an ice skating rink outside for our living-impared friends. Remember to check your BARHAH at the door, friends."

"Ok how do you switch this off. Oh, this button right h- kkzzzzzzzzttttblip."


[edit] December 25th, 2006

  • Conndraka -bzzzt-ow what I'm doing...I've been doing this for..-static-oh It is on.-bzzzt-..oh OK..Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prom Queen is crowned... repeat...the Prom Queen is crowned... Although we were short our rooks and our Queen the board is ours at least for now... Congratulate yourselves boys and girls the plan went better than expected. Due to savagery previously unseen, numerous groups and individuals followed up on our feint and hit Caiger Mall driving the current Zombies out of its blessed and extremely heavy barricaded walls. It was a pleasure being the first one to hit the inside but it was even more a pleasure to be in a campaign orchestrated (At least the DHPD part anyway) by Commissioners O'neil, Badassmom, and FmrPFCBob. I think I chose my successors well. DHG Bonaparte, thank you for inviting us to the party and pass our regards to the Classy one himself...And to the 186 fellow survivors curently standing in or around the Mall Ohhhrah!

[edit] December 21st, 2006

TRANSMISSION FROM DHPD HQ: Rally Near Caiger, We're going home to glorious victory!

Transcript:

"Hello, I am DJ Mundane of the DHPD Friends and Neighbors! Please hear me! The Time has come for us to take back what we fought so hard for! Caiger! Too long have the undead occupied our homes and killed our friends, too long has Caiger been dark! Today, we fight!!! Go to a PD near Caiger and ask for direction. The DHPD will help you, and together we win a glorious victory! Our children and grand- -children will sing songs of this day!! …and tell stories of our heroism. Thank you for listening, and may tomorrow Caiger Mall’s lights shine brightly on the dim horizon."

[edit] December 18th, 2006

Marty Banks here. Reminding you this holiday to do the right thing... If you see a zombie in need, kill it... In fact kill as many as possible!!! Kill them all!!!!! [groans] AAAAARRRGGGHHH [shotgun blast] Die!! [pistol shots] and Have a Merry Christmas... Don't forget to check out my show tonight 8PM EST on straferightradio.com. Goodnight and Goodluck to all, Marty out. [click] [static] --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 21:59, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] December 13th, 2006

  • Rubix41 reporting in. - sounds of hospital equipment in the background - While I enjoy my hamburger, fries and massage from Nurse Friday, it's time to reflect on the best thing about the season - Christmas! I know Maxwell is probably reading so I will keep it joival and keep those Hammer jokes for another time and I am pretty sure some PK'er group is thinking of sending me up too, hi there! Either way, I think it will be the first DHPD Christmas this year for moi (I think) where I am holding a Chief position so I thought it would be good if we can organise a Christmas Cheer for the DHPD and those that live in Dunnel Hills!

Merry Christmas peeps!

[krrckk] Merry Christmas Rubix, good to hear from ya! How are things at your end of the DMZ getting in the christmas spirit yet? I've been singing carols with the zeds out here in Uppill... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 18:02, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] December 7th, 2006

Static ... It's been a while... static ... wine... static ... Car static an... static ... out... (Broadcast unexpectedly ends)

Marty [static] here in the flow- [krrck] -ilding. Things look to be [krrck] up around West Beck[static]-n I'm waiting for [whine] to kick enough but to drive [static]-ack so we can reclaim Uppill, [static]-ing patiently. Banks Out. [static] [click] --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 06:17, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] November 23rd, 2006

Static ... Olf here, broadcasting from... somewhere near Rodwell Row... it looks like charlie really dance the foxtrot out here, static, Help. Repeat, need help. If anyone can hear me... Send help to Rodwell Row, this is Onikage static out. -Onikage Wolf

[edit] Novemeber 21st, 2006

click..ah hah! I'm back, you thought you could stop me, but I'm Duracell powered baby.....eeping it alive for my Foxtrot boys, past and present! ....... the deal with the big squad merger? And what are we to do with all the Caiger kids swarming into our pleasent little suburb? Shouldn't we be sending them north were it's quiet and peaceful? I got a contact still ventering forth into the new badlands of Darv...Heights, most the undead are just poor lost souls trying to get a revive, can we ge....omeone to open up some , like, emergency revive points along the border? Get some more warm bodies armed and ready to go? Man, if I was large and in charge, I'd get this place locked down tighter then a bishop on a choir boys ars......hats another story for another time, kids. Jackboot Pete out.. click

[edit] November 13th, 2006

  • Rubix41 As the dust clears, the zeds have been turfed out on the street where they belong. The undead menance are still in great numbers and in need of greater vigilance. By holding the incursion of zeds here, we have spared the CMS and the Caiger allies a possible surge of zed allies but, with dark news, the Mall is no more in human hands. Great is the need of the DHPD to keep the area together and to offer sanctuary to the fallout of Caiger. Caiger has fallen...long live Caiger! 10/4
  • Thom Solo reporting from the Hills, alive again courtesy of our allies in West Becktown. It seems that I've missed all the fun... Cotty breached, then retaken... Phill showing his true colors... warrants rescinded on Sgt. McReedy and the One, True PsychoPhil. It's always exciting in the DHPD, isn't it? Well, back to work! *sound of soft slurping* Ahhhh! Good coffee! Pass me a donut, will y... click

[edit] November 10th, 2006

  • News BroadwaveAfter a Brief loss of Cotty PD, it is now back in the Hands of DHPD personel. Operation Backhand succeded better than hoped as numbers have reduced dramaticaly. Accumulated Syringes are estimated at aproximatly 500, so the incoming refugees will be welcomed with open arms. With the concentration of Zeds in the Eastern DMZ, and more significantly around Caiger Mall has allowed a significant amount of Malton free of significant Zed activity. The DHPD issued the following Message: Congrats to the Zed groups on their honorable victory, The RRF, ShackNews, DeVM, and to a lesser extent Broken Syringe receive a "well done" as this most likely hearalds additional changes in the game mechanics. To those who have used unfair tactics and strategies...you know who you are, Survivor and Zombie alike recognise your loser mentality and wish you all the luck in the real world." The Aditional Statement of "Ron Burgundy, you are a fraking genius. Stay Classy" was issued by an anonoumous source.


  • Conndraka good work Folks...Marty, if you would until we get Uppill warmed up again could you make some runs to the Surounding Survivor outposts up in that neck of the Woods and invite them to the DMZ party. Despite having a huge stockpile of Syringes we could use more people than we have currently. Conndraka out.

[edit] November 9th, 2006

  • Rubix41 The swell of their numbers has finally taken over Cotty. I didn't think we would last so long but it's nice to know that, at the end, the whole precinct had a pile of dead carpeted the floor and Maxwell Hammer's dead corpse is now outside Cotty. And it goes to show that, even now, the zeds have had to use all their strength to beat us down. When we return, and, we will return, the zeds would have to admit that, regardless of their zed spies, the PK'ers and the impersonators that came with a vengence, Cotty will stay. I salute the officers that stood their ground and, in death, they shall know they once were Malton's finest.

-click-

  • Rubix41 Ewww....someone clean up the Coffin's Revive point!

-click-

[edit] November 8th, 2006

  • Rubix41 With the recent influx and swell of zombie numbers, it appears that the Siege of Cotty is not as unorganised as it seems. With zeds swelling with numbers and known Wanted members - notably shanks123, robbielrabbian (sorry, can't remember how to spell your player name!) and psychophill found in the same location in the past week, I can't help but wonder what is going on. A classified approach will be needed on the secure channels but I would like to know what my fellow officers think. (If it's something hush hush, go to secure comms - remember it's not a secure thing)

-click-

[edit] November 7th, 2006

  • Rubix41 reporting. The zeds seem ferocious as ever but we still hold Cotty! I doubt the zeds will give up though and, with every zed spy we terminate, my resolve is stronger. Thanks to all those that helped out and thanks to those who still man the barricades! 10/4

-click-

[edit] November 6th, 2006

-click-

  • Rubix41 Err Chief...we got a body encrusted with bullets and shrapnel found outside St Stephen's General. Oh wait a minute...yup, looks like some medical staff got your perp, FmrPFCBob. And for Phill, no hard feelings but I guess you got PAWN-ED.

-click-

[edit] November 4th, 2006

FLASH!!! Caiger Mall has been breached. A combination of Gk'ers, Pk'ers and the Zombies outside have crippled the defense of the Mall.

At this time, no organizational leadership has taken charge. Apathy seems to be the order of the day. No one can truly compete with the horde outside and at the same time, handle the almost hourly Pk and Gk strikes.

With so many of their ranks decimated by internal attacks (the GK, PK and simple griefers) and the lack of a real C3 system, the malls defenses appear to finally have collapsed under the weight of those players set on destroying the only truly survivor controlled space by any means necessary.

END TRANSMISSION --Nicks 01:11, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Whoah is this for real? then we are soooo screwed... because that would mean... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 07:34, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] November 3rd, 2006

  • PsychoPhil on the air. So the DHPD... well Conndrakka at least, has issued a warrent against me for killing psychohpill. Yeah, that makes sense Conn. Yet another interesting case of selective inforcement. I hear you haven't inforced the cat/kitten/smallfurryanimal ban on the SWAT hotline since I left. You also didn't issue a warrant against Sgt McReedy when he killed psychohpill just a few days earlier. I wonder... is that because McReedy was a DHPD officer at the time and the rules don't apply to them? Need I bring up Potter and Plash? No warrants against them either. What exactly is your problem with me?

By the way Conn; psychohpill is not a civilian, he's an asshat impersonator. PsychoPhil 12:56, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Well good job Conn. I see you've issued a warrant for Sgt McReedy now as well. Nothing like getting called out in public on your selective inforcement. Funny thing though, still no warrants on Lt Potter and Plash Ricrem. PsychoPhil 16:12, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Conndraka There's a differnce between ignorance and wilfull misconduct Phil. Conndrakamod T CFT 16:47, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm gonna be on the fence on this one, you guys need to come to a compromise... One the one hand you can't just go out killing folks Phil; but on the other hand I'd be pissed too if people started to impersonate me... also you can't have a double standard and turn your head just be cause someone is a DHPD Officer. I personally think we need to establish a policy on impersonators... because this falling out means those bastards are achieving what they set out to do... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 20:25, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] November 1st, 2006

  • Jeff Oneil HAPPY BIRTHDAY DHPD ! Jeff Oneil 15:44, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Thom Solo to the DHPD, our allies, and all the ships at sea... I'm back on the airwaves after a long absence! We're still holding on strong at Cotty and the core of the Hills. Let's have some music to keep us going! Here's an appropriate tune...

What would you think if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ear, and I'll sing you a song And I'll try not to sing out of key....

  • Saxony Happy All Saint's Day!!! And happy birthday to us. How ironic.Saxony 03:59, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Happy Birthday DHPD, Join me in a birthday song!! --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 22:03, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] October 31st, 2006

  • Rubix41 It may be foggy outside but there's still only one day in to get shopping at Caiger! Shotguns are going like mad! Pistols half price! Either way, tomorrow is our birthday! To celebrate, I am holding a party at my station with plenty of beer and pretzels to get the movement going! So bring some ammo, because the zed bouncers want something to bite into, and get down to boogie! DHPD style! 10/4

-click-

[Transmission from Curle PD, Uppill Precinct] --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 04:13, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

PLAYING NOW on Radio Free DHPD: Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London

[edit] October 26th, 2006

Whoah! This thing still works! Impressive considering I've left in a dump for so long!

This is the Urban Guerillas spokesman. We're needing a little bit of help in Peddlestan Village. A Pker group known as the Imperial War Machine have taking to hiding in your area. These guys claimed to have killed hundreds of innocent civilians, people who they've labelled 'terrorists'. Any help tracking and killing these morons would be greatly appreciated. A list of their members can be provided if you wish.

I'll be checking up on this radio for replies. Till then, peace out!

-crackle-

  • Rubix41 Oh man, they can't be still miffed when we took out the Legendary Pervs on their turf. Chief Rubix41 reporting in. I know the Imperial War Machine dislike us but their territory is up North. The only reason I gather is that the Imperial War Machine could have possibly lost territory and have moved downwards to grab land while most of us are distracted. Either way, it's bad news. 10/4

- click -

[edit] October 25th, 2006

This is Dr antman, back after a long time. Ready to get back on the first aid. After i shoot which ever zed ripped my arm of last month. I liked that arm. doc out


PLAYING NOW on Radio Free DHPD: Pink Floyd - Sorrow --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 06:08, 26 October 2006 (BST)

[edit] October 24th, 2006

- whine, sound of gunfire and screams of terror-

Damn you zeds, damn you all to Hades! This is Chief Rubix41 reporting in. Those darn zeds want some BARHAH and broke in to the PD. Finishing them off slowly. Requesting a medi-drop and some New Zealander Beer because the zeds broke the last keg! I don't know - Sound of shotgun discharge - should I be more miffed they broke in or they broke the only keg of beer that I like? 10/4

-click-

[edit] October 21st, 2006

  • Rubix41 reporting in. The situation has not changed. Over 40 hostiles are facing us outside the police department and are looking like a horde of angry bees over honey. However, the cafeteria here in Cotty has a lovely stash of beer that those Australians left over from last time! So, if you fancy a cold one, we got beer in a can or, if you don't mind leaving the station, the pub next door probably has beer on tap. Either way, we got zeds, beer and ammo...what more do you need? This is Chief Rubix41! 10/4

-click-

[radio tuning noise] Hey Rubix this is Marty, My precinct is pretty quiet right now... needs some help? I can be over there before nightfall and give you some serious backup!! Whats the situation in my old hangout? I hear* yo** up to your ears in ze*s, so** sh** [static] [click] --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 18:40, 21 October 2006 (BST)

[edit] September 29th, 2006

-click-

  • Labine50 Just dashed through the area, Everything's barricaded up, Is it safe to assume the crisis has passed? (Yes, I joined, but under a differnt account name.)

-click-

  • Conndraka Negative...22+ Hostile Zeds standing over the Rabit Hole. Seige protocols are in effect.

-click- Which means the Rabbit Hole, the "secret" location of the DHPD is Cotty Street PD. You just blew your cover. But it hardly mattered, because everyone knew that, anyway. Man, you guys suck at this. --Maxwell Hammer 20:49, 30 September 2006 (BST)

Nobody cares Maxwell, go suck a lemon, because we're going to own you! --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 21:55, 30 September 2006 (BST)

[edit] September 24th, 2006

-click- Sound check. --Ben Charron 06:41, 24 September 2006 (BST) -click-

  • Rubix41 -sound of banging of chairs and windows- Mother of mercy...put those shutters up! This is Cotty PD calling. We have multiple hostiles approaching on location. The station requires immediate backup. -sounds of doors giving way- Arggh! -sounds of shotgun fire- Kill them all! What??! A zed here looks a lot like Maxwell Ham -static then signal goes dead. -

-click-

[edit] September 22th, 2006

PsychoPhil reporting in. Inbound to Dunell Hills. ETA 24 hours. 04:20, 23 September 2006 (BST)

-click-

Rubix41 reporting in. Ken Irons has been spotted around the area. Details on the Cotty link and the Internal Comms. 10/4

[edit] September 20th, 2006

  • Rubix41 -scratch- I just saw -static- about 15 of them around Newbury. The area is now CODE 4. They must have come from the South and moved up. There are still some around the area. I hope an NT Scan will tell us more. Over and out.

-click-

Hey Maxwells back? Whats up dude, I thought I killed you... twice... Oh well, next time I'll make sure you stay dead... --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 22:56, 20 September 2006 (BST)

How are you going to do that? Y'all seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of the situation. When you kill someone, they stand back up. That's what zombies do.--Maxwell Hammer 23:49, 20 September 2006 (BST)

I know... [frowns] But a man can dream........ [vacant expression] --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 05:59, 21 September 2006 (BST)

[edit] September 19th, 2006

There. Got my hands on a new radio. I think my old one bit the dust 4 days ago, because I wasn't getting any transmissions for quite a while. Things are good up at Sw- *static*, pretty calm, with a few ferals wandering here and there for target practice. Let me go on a little rant here. What's with all the impersonators all the sudden? Next fad for the Dunell Hills terrorizers? I find it really amusing that all of these griefers claim that we're a plague on Dunell Hills, hurting the people that pass through, and then blow away any credibility they have by doing it themselves. Rather sad, really. These people work so hard to deface us without true reason, and yet if they had spent even a fraction of that energy understanding us instead of trying to crucify us, Dunell Hills would be the most zombie free suburb in Malton, enjoyed by new and old survivor players alike. Alas, I guess some people would rather destroy what they don't understand like a troglodyte rather than help us and the civilians in the suburb in times of need. Alright, I'll get off my soap box now. Ben out... --Ben Charron 00:28, 19 September 2006 (BST)


I think the real crime here is that I'm not higher on the DHPD most wanted list. I just can't take all the whining, bitching and moaning y'all do about me seriously until I'm higher on the list. --Maxwell Hammer 00:08, 20 September 2006 (BST)

  • 'Prosperina' Oy, you're still here? Heh,who'd have thought that you'd still be holding that grudge. Well, I suppose its a good thing, perhaps you'll make things a bit more interesting then?

[edit] September 18th, 2006

Hello? Anyone reading me? *Sound of tuning whine* Geh, I think I broke my radio... Anyone got a spare radio? I think I broke mine! *Tuning sound leads out to static*--Ben Charron 03:28, 18 September 2006 (BST)

I read you, but it's kinda fuzzy... Hey Ben, that you? --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 06:14, 18 September 2006 (BST)

  • Jeff Oneil Im looking for samuel carlson....If you are out their and can receive this know that we dont have a kill on site list. never had one never will. not sure what went on but please respond....... (message repeats every 10 minutes) Jeff Oneil 18:42, 18 September 2006 (BST)

[edit] September 14th, 2006

I've been standing off with a pair of zombies in -*static*- for the last two hours... waiting to see if they strike again. They may have got Dr. Snow before I could heal him, but I refused to let them get my commanding officer, Sgt Partridge. I'll wait a little longer, simply hoping someone wakes up... so tired... so tired... -Click- --Ben Charron 04:40, 14 September 2006 (BST)

Whew... I woke up alive. Er, as opposed to waking up dead, or undead, at least. Everyone else was fine as well. Glad I could be of service to Partridge when he needed it, but still wish I was a bit quicker on the draw with the Doc. All clear here now. --Ben Charron 18:29, 14 September 2006 (BST)

[edit] September 13th, 2006

Prosperina All's quiet on the Eastern front here. Its strange, the zombies seems to have stopped groaning and banging on the barricades so much. Very eerie.

[edit] September 12th, 2006

Psychophil reporting in..... Ow, my head... where the hell am I? I should know better than to have drank that crap from Gregor 'Trust me I'm a Monk' Ibram. Hmmm...This looks like an NT building, but not one I've seen before. * background chatter * Whats that you say? The Blackmore Building? In RIDLEYBANK?! * looks outside * Oh yeah, this is Ridleybank alright. There's a 154 standing zeds outside. Alright folks, looks like I'm going to be holed up here the the Channel Four News Team for a while. Gregor, when I get back to the hills... you and me are going to have a little... chat. PsychoPhil 20:54, 12 September 2006 (BST)

Well, what did you expect? The only bible I've seen our 'Police Chaplain' hold is the Halo Bible. --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 23:02, 12 September 2006 (BST)

[edit] September 11th, 2006

Jeff Oneil Please MAX stop by broadbelt, we could have a party in your honor, a shot-gun party with hats and streamers, maybe a marching band.......a cake, its not a party without cake.....ect Jeff Oneil 17:17, 11 September 2006 (BST)


Jeff Oneil Thats right Max the ONLY place you can hide in the hills is on the street, but thats ok i still found you. next time you shouldnt stand so close to an entry point.

[edit] September 10th, 2006

EDogg here. I'm going across town for a while, gonna see if I can find some of my cousins over in Penny Heights. I'm doing a thorough search; don't expect me back for a while. Good luck with the Broadbelt seige and operations over at Cottam. Fill me in on all developments when I get back. E-Dogg 09:12, 10 September 2006 (BST)

One of your dumbass rookies revived me. Thought you might like to know that you're idiots, like all cops.

  1. Dekey revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (3 hours and 15 minutes ago)

--Maxwell Hammer 03:22, 11 September 2006 (BST)

Hmm, someone who doesn't have you on profile and revived you, and we're all idiots for it? I think that says more about your judgement skills than it does our medics, Max. I'm actually pleased that our guys would rather revive without scanning rather than not reviving at all, shows that they're inclined to help those they can. Mature and productive. --Ben Charron 03:27, 11 September 2006 (BST)

Sure, if you're delusional. But it's bad tactics and a waste of ap if you have any sense. As soon as I save up the ap I'm going to walk into BGPD and take him out with a shotgun. And if he's not there, then someone else in the DHPD.--Maxwell Hammer 04:53, 11 September 2006 (BST)

Stop being a Hater and a Poser, It makes YOU look STUPID... Also, how come you haven't been able to take Broadbelt PD I wonder? Maybe its because we're pwning you, lamer... Go DHPD Officers, Hold the Line!!! And don't be afraid to help people even though there are bad guys everywhere! --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 06:30, 11 September 2006 (BST)

[edit] September 8th, 2006

Declan reporting. BGPD is still under siege. 55 zeds in the stack, with one drifting in the area of North Lane. Dropped 2 outside of BGPD, but was not able to make visual confirmation of barricade status. 1 zed inside St. Luke's, with 1 zed and 4 dead outside. St. Luke's is entry-point to Cotty St. PD. Repeat: St. Luke's is Cotty's entry point.

[edit] September 7th, 2006

Some of the civilians said today...

"There are 52 zombies outside, you guys should get while the gettings good..."

To this, I laughed and replied "We're the DHPD, deadly deadly zombies, sometimes wearing skirts and sometimes flak vests, don't scare us! you guys can go if you want, but I'm staying, who's with me!?"

I don't want survivors thinking were just going to leave so I continued.

"Our Job is to protect Dunell Hills and it's living inhabitants, and even if the DHPD is the only group left we'll still defend the DMZ, because we believe Malton can come back!"

--Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 20:58, 7 September 2006 (BST)


[static] [garble] [static] is it... oh, sweet. Officer Zeeba here, reporting that we're doing a great job defending our turf fellas, but we can't let up. Doing my usual rounds I found all sorts of zeds, enemies, and even a couple safty hazards! Its all cool now, but I'll do another patrol tonight just to make sure no more undesirables snuck in. Lets all do our part to watch for the friendly fire gentlemen. I know we got a lot of zeds out there, but we gotta watch our aim - I got winged a time or three in the crossfire. And if anybody sees Albino Sue, could you give her my number. Tell her I like her, but I dont know if I like like her. Keep up the good work men! Victory, at any costs! --Zeeba 17:17, 7 September 2006 (CST)


YOU!! #$@!^& Come back here! I'm gonna ring your greasy neck!!! -garble- Freeze! You're under arrest! Stop! -static- --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 04:52, 8 September 2006 (BST)

[edit] September 6th, 2006

This is Officer Banks! Zeeba has been spotted in the vicinity of BGPD.

"Zeeba, you are wanted for Impersonation of a DHPD officer, and destruction of Police property!! You are under arrest!! Freeze!! Everyone Help me catch this creep!!!!" [bang] [bang] -static- --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 08:19, 6 September 2006 (BST)

[edit] September 2nd, 2006

This is Marty at BGPD, were are hold up and need reinforcements! -static- Hold the Line men!! This far and NO FURTHER!!! -whine- -crrk- [bang] [groaning] [bang] [shuffle] "Go Go Go!!" [shuffle] [click] [boom] "God, there's forty of 'em" [bang] bang] "They got the generator!" [bang] [groan] [shuffle] [bang] "Bring the Table. Yeah!" [shuffle] "Sh**" -static- -click- --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 22:32, 2 September 2006 (BST)

Good Job everyone, thanks for the help... lock and load, there's unfortunately still 30 some odd zombies out there waiting for a fresh shipment of hot lead. So lets give it to them!!!!!!!! --Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 07:52, 3 September 2006 (BST)

[edit] August 31st, 2006

Declan here! Some jerk bashed me over the head with something wicked hard...just woke up from my nap in the gutter and shambled my way over to Cotty PD. Argh...time to find some Tylenol or something for the mother of all headaches...

Get your butts to Broadbelt, meatshields! --Paradox244 W! TJ! 00:18, 1 September 2006 (BST)

[edit] August 30th, 2006

I just wanted to report that I looked south out of the Fortune building with my new binoculars and there are 40 zeds out in front of Broadbelt. I went out onto the street and I recognize Maxwell Hammer out there. Just a heads up. Zeriah 01:08, 31 August 2006 (BST)

In other words, "Get your butts over here meatshields!" --Paradox244 W! TJ! 01:24, 31 August 2006 (BST)

[edit] August 26th, 2006

Rubix41 It's great when one of the lost have finally come home. Welcome home xXSpoonXx! Now go and terminate those zeds!

-click-

[edit] August 24th, 2006

  • This is a news update for Radio Free, brought to you buy The Malton Mirror. DHPD Officers continue to hold fast in the fight with many horrible, horrible zombies. Former Police Commisioner Condraka had this to say, "I'm extremely proud of our officers and deputies, they have managed to hold the hills despite having to deal with a large amounts of zed's and Thugs." although they've shown incredible performance on the ground, this broadcaster has noticed that Airwaves have remained relatively silent here on Radio Free. Also in other news, the Malton War Crimes Trials have begun today.

Playing NOW on Radio Free: Gnarles Barkley - Crazy

Next UP:

  1. The Zombies - Time of The Season
  2. Open Channel

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[edit] August 22nd, 2006

  • -krrck- Hey Rubix, I'm getting better with the axe and I will soon be able to broadcast on the DH Channel myself... [groan] wait a minute, what the Hell!!? Who let the dead guy in here? [click] [click] [boom] -static-

Playing NOW on Radio Free: CKY - Quite Bitter Beings

--Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 18:57, 22 August 2006 (BST)

[edit] August 21st, 2006

  • Officer Otep calling in from Cottam. Some members of the Zombie Squad are tooling up ready to head west, hit our RP's and blast some zeds in the Hills. If you spot one of them be sure to throw them a beer, they are a funky bunch of guys.
  • This is radio free DJ Mundane, one of the many DJ's here on DHPD Radio Free. The boys in broadbelt have been dealing with a little zed problem this week and are asking me to tell everyone to kill as many zeds as they possibly can in the area so as to trim down the undead population a bit... anyway I'm Mundane and you're listening to DHPD Radio Free... now here's a tune for the courageous DHPD held up in the DMZ.

Playing NOW on Radio Free: Thin Lizzy - The Boys are Back in Town

--Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 23:51, 21 August 2006 (BST)

[edit] August 19th, 2006

Just a question here. I saw Gandalfe, a DHPD member who is currently a zombie, kill "an adorable kitten" (that was the character name). Why is that? Was he serving a warrant or something? Just curious because it seemed like an odd thing to do. He broke into Broadbelt Grove PD with me to do that....I don't understand. --Maxwell Hammer 05:16, 20 August 2006 (BST)

(OOC Reply: There are a Number of DHPD who beleive to RP properly one must act as a Zombie when a zombie, and a survivor as a survivor. We Don't have any problems with that, if that is the playing style the particular player enjoys. Conndrakamod T CFT 08:50, 20 August 2006 (BST))

I'd like to give a warm welcome and shout out to the allies that have come to aid us in these troubled times. Veterans of Fort Creedy, and the UBCS Mercinaries, thanks for the help guys, now have some beer!! This is IC Chief and radio DJ Mundane, stay safe and Classy DMZ!!

Playing NOW on Radio Free: Pink Floyd - Learning to Fly

--Marty Banks (AKA. Mundane) 22:02, 20 August 2006 (BST)


[edit] August 18th, 2006

  • Rubix41 -sounds of nails and banging- Officer reporting in. Broadbelt is closed to zed threat. We also have a possible code 4 and we have a definite code 8 outside Broadbelt PD. All officers note that the CODE 8 is armed, dangerous and, notably, silent. I repeat, CODE 8 is in zed form outside Broadbelt PD. All revivers are to be extra careful when using revive points, please SCAN all zeds BEFORE revives are givem. Brainrotters are neutralised at revive points 0,38 and all officers are advised to retrieve scanners to terminate the undead in revive queues. 10/4

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Roger that, I'm preparing for the situation -static- ...should be ready by this evening, I hope to stock up at... -static- ...then rally the troops for a coordinated... -whine- ...kinda crappy connection since my radio's battery is... -krrck- but hopefully you guys got the jist of it and can come and help me deal with -static- at -static- but make sure -static- stock up before you do, because he has his buddies with him... -static ...as much intel as i could and it's definately -static-, Marty Out! -click- --Marty Banks 21:00, 18 August 2006 (BST)

[Marty's Head Pops Out of a window] Hey bob did you get him? Awesome, but make sure you leave some for me!! Holy S*** when I meant some, i didn't mean all of them -click- --Marty Banks 07:13, 19 August 2006 (BST)

Fella's get your guns loaded! Mueve te! Vamos amigos!! We've got 20 [bang] make that 19 zed's outside Broadbelt and they really want to get in here! --Marty Banks 19:00, 19 August 2006 (BST)

[edit] August 17th, 2006

  • Muffled Voice Logans_Run_Challenge Have a look; disseminate it among your members and free lancers. Be aware, be prepared, and join in. Or Not.
  • This is Officer Banks we've got zed's inside the PD, get the cades back up, kill the monsters!! --Marty Banks 19:25, 17 August 2006 (BST)
  • This is Officer Banks... -static- we [bang] have twelve zeds outside of Broadbelt Grove PD. [bang] [click] [groans] [bang] Oh God, Maxwell Hammer!!! [bang] [bang] [bang] [click] [squish] [scuffle] [groan] Oh god no!! AAAARRRRGGGG!!!! -static- [SIGNAL LOST] --Marty Banks 23:15, 17 August 2006 (BST)

[edit] August 16th, 2006

Marty here! We've got a CODE 4, I repeat a CODE 4 at Broadbelt! Holy S*** [bang] [groans] [scuffle] [shotgun blast] [nailing of wood] --Marty Banks 15:51, 16 August 2006 (BST)

Swift Feet. Returning after a long vacation in uninfested cities. Could i get a revive at Herick Lane in Peddleden Village 5,29 i think.

[edit] August 15th, 2006

  • Rubix41 *sounds of people talking* Let's get those revives out there man! There's too many of them sitting around doing nothing! -whine-

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  • EDogg - Yea Drive is back in our hands. Many thanks to the UBCS for their timely efforts. Wonder what they were doing so far from Pennville though? They would be good allies if they were based a little nearer. -- EDogg August 15, 2006 17:35 (NZ time)

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  • Rubix41 Good allies are hard to come by. I am grateful for their actions in Dunnel Hills and, since they have travelled so far, they are welcome guests to our humble suburb.

[edit] August 14th, 2006

  • EDogg here. Calling any officers around Yea Drive, there's been a break-in. Runaway body parts and zed brains everywhere. Completely wrecked our donuts. Bloody zombies have no respect for fine cuisine. -- EDogg 16:44, 14 August 2006 (NZ time)
  • Oh Crap! I'm out of ammo!! Falling back to the cinema... E-dogg, do your best to keep the others safe while I rally the troops!!

-click- This is Officer Banks! We need backup inside Yea! Please Respond... -static- --Marty Banks 08:59, 14 August 2006 (BST)

  • Otep here, break-in at Ruggevale Walk. The cades are back up but they are still in here somewhere, I can hear them trying to get in. I'm holed up in the office, one of those filty corpses bit me. There's blood everywhere, I can barely keep my eyes open. Oh god, one of them is at the door. -gunfire- Yeah! You like that! You want some more?!! Ahhhh, oh sh.... -static-
  • -static- Guys, This is Marty. Yea PD is toast! Surfcop is stuck in there and the zeds are ransacking the place as we speak. I killed one; but his buddies attacked me and I had to fall back, Does anyone read me? -static- Yea Needs Help! -krrck- -click- --Marty Banks 21:15, 14 August 2006 (BST)
  • One note guys, before I pass out from exhaustion... The Ventrilo... [gasp] Information... Is on the Internal Communication's HQ page... I need healing... -static- --Marty Banks 21:36, 14 August 2006 (BST)

[edit] August 13th, 2006

  • Rubix41 reporting in. Sorry for the absence, there is a lot of paperwork here at Cotty that needs to be taken care of! We are updating and maintaining Coffins Revive Point so, any allies watching, please use the point - revives are a little low because syringes are very hard to make at the moment. Taken care of some of the zeds in the Hospital General area and rearming at Yea. 10/4

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  • Oh damn, Rubix you look like s***, here let me heal you, dude you should be more careful out there; You can get killed by these things easily. How are things by Cotty, haven't been able to be around there for a while... Being that I have to watch communications here until the towers are back up. I actually have to get some radio training so I can broadcast; I've had Paradox doing it for me. Anyway dude, I have to go back to Broadbelt, I'll see you tommorrow. --Marty Banks 16:14, 13 August 2006 (BST)
  • Syringes, eh? I happen to have a small stock available, so I'll head over there after I nose around Yea Drive for a while and look for wounded. Oh, well, that and drink all your beer. Sorry! -click- - Officer Charron

[edit] August 12th, 2006

  • God, Why can't these things stay dead!!! I'm outside -krrck- A- -static- -whine- -d there's a pretty big concentration of zed's and my radio's running out of juice!! I'm falling b*ck t* ** -static- C*me Bac* -static- [Signal Lost] --Marty Banks 07:53, 13 August 2006 (BST)

[edit] August 10th, 2006

  • Otep calling in from Cottam. Good to hear your voice Saxony. Things are going fine up here, although to be honest it's a little slow. Looks like the Strike Team and Zombie Squad did their jobs a little too well, they've left nothing for me and E-Dogg to do but eat the left-over donuts and drink the beer. Hope things at Ruggevale are going well for you. I'll be sure to pop around some time, I miss the place and the people. Otep out.
  • Look alive Boys and Girls; We've got a problem -static- the -static- -krrck- Station! 8 Zed's and they're out for brains! --Marty Banks 03:04, 11 August 2006 (BST)

[edit] August 8th, 2006

  • Saxony here -static- Otep, how are things at your new -static- Are things -static- in your area? Stay safe. -bzzzzzzzzz-
  • Hey everybody, getting drunk as hell here in the old Broadbelt... -static That would be, what the Code for a party? -static- - F***, We're out of beer, better break into da wine... -krrck- just wanted to let yer all know I'm still kickin' -hiccup- Excuse me. Anyway, I'm outta beer and the boys are starting to notice. If anyone can bring some more liquor from club meade, we'd really appre- appre- appreci- aw hell. Just bring over the beer and come party... I'm kinda passing ow anyway; but he- make sure tha ya watch out fer...... -snoring- -static- -click- --Marty Banks 07:07, 9 August 2006 (BST)


Hah hah! Just killed Khannoir in Swinnerton!--Maxwell Hammer 22:20, 9 August 2006 (BST)

  • Khannoir(OOC: Yes I was killed... guess what thats after I killed you, and after I killed two Zeds in Swinnerton running entirely out of AP so that I could..... wait for it... wait for it... Spend the extra XP I acquired killing you and those zeds to buy new skills. oh... And I gaurentee that I'll be revived before 7 am tomorrow morning. Conndrakamod TCFT 06:32, 10 August 2006 (BST))


--Maxwell Hammer 17:28, 10 August 2006 (BST)Liar. You didn't kill me. Not for a long time. Who cares about revival, anyway? I'm just as deadly as a zombie as living. Also, who needs xp? I've got thousands of xp lying around, with nothing to spend it on.

Dropped you in the Coss Building dumbass... with witnesses so quit your whinning Maxiepad. Conndrakamod TCFT 21:10, 10 August 2006 (BST)

Haha! Max has been pwned! --Paradox244 W! TJ! 21:39, 10 August 2006 (BST)

[edit] August 6th, 2006

  • Rubix41 reporting in. --static- Hey, Officer Marty! Any chance of someone coming in to tag the area? Just let people know the revive points and such - I don't want survivors getting bummed out that they can't get a revive! 10/4

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  • Sorry Man, there's not much I can do about that right now... -krrck- I'll try to get some people out by tuesday or wednesday, unless some of the DHPD in the area are willing to lend a hand and do it sooner. -static-

Also, depspite the zombie activity, I've managed to get a wi-fi link-up in this hell... I'm hosting radio on strafeRightRadio tomorrow at 8 PM Eastern (1 AM GMT). It's my DJ Tryout, so come and tune in. -static- (SIGNAL LOST) --Marty Banks 05:05, 7 August 2006 (BST)

[edit] August 5th, 2006

  • All the PD's are looking for good people, if you were just revived in owelys bank stop by and say hey... we have beer and donuts Jeff Oneil 23:31, 5 August 2006 (BST)

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  • Sick of getting killed? Find a purpose in life. Defend the Hills at their border. Join the Cottam Way Precinct today! - EDogg 20:19, 5 August 2006 (NZ time)

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  • This is Marty. -static- finished stocking up at caiger, returning to the hills in the morning. Though I couldn't secure any ammo, I got some melee weapons, a phone, and some Spanish Wine!! I imagine Broadbelt is dry by now, See you all tommorrow! Vaya con dios amigos! --Marty Banks 00:04, 6 August 2006 (BST)

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  • Rubix41 reporting in. -static- Did you see any other Cotty Officers there? I wonder where are. Especially since I need their help more than ever. Quincys, good job! It's nice to see you've made it to the Hills in one piece. All Quincy are to keep their stations and prepare to tag and revive when necessary. It's important that you don't stay in contact with the zeds too much unless you're scanning. Let a DHPD officer know that you are willing to heal and that you will heal *ANY* while in your listed building. Report in to me ASAP when you have made ground fall. 10/4

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[edit] August 4th, 2006

  • a good couple days.....Operation Stick and Move went well, and I hope some of the people we helped come to the hills.....Oh and General Reptillus .... have a good time with the radio....and at the mall....we will see you VERY SOON......Jeff Oneil 21:09, 4 August 2006 (BST)

[edit] August 3rd, 2006

  • This is Officer Banks, we have a Code 4 at Zephyr- -static- -neral Hosp -krrck- al, All unit's be advised, barricade's are -static- -buzz- -Marty out. --Marty Banks 22:12, 3 August 2006 (BST)
  • Code 11 at Broadbelt, repeat we *static* a code 11 at *static*belt. Come and get it before me *static* Phil finish it off. --Paradox244 01:06, 4 August 2006 (BST)

[edit] August 2nd, 2006

  • EDogg: Hmmm . . . Old Maxwell seems a bit quiet. Maybe he's sulking. I hope I didn't hurt his feelings too much when I called him a freak. - EDogg 17:20, 2 August 2006 (NZ time)

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  • Rubix41 *sound of coffee being sipped* Maxwell? I think he knows we got him beat, EDogg. *sips* If he bitches that we're zergers, he's got flamebait and, worse of all, if he does, he knows he's only doing it for the rise. *sips* The only thing that's keeping him down is that the fact people are in the Hills and, well, he isn't. *picks up his shotgun* I wonder if anyone is going to order a McZed in Dunnel Hills? I could do with one right about now.

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  • Officer Charron here, handing out FAKs left and right. Nice to see the Hills under order again, I must admit. Unfortunately, the zeds drank all the beer here in -static- so we need a new shipment! They're vital suppliments man! Vital!

-Tick and static-

[edit] August 1st, 2006

  • jeff oneil OPERATION STICK AND MOVE-- Check it out Jeff Oneil 19:23, 1 August 2006 (BST)
  • I haven't heard much from anybody over the radio... come folks check in and let the rest of us know your still alive... -static- All Unit's be advised, there is in increase in zed activity proceed though the area with caution. Officer Banks Out. -click- --Marty Banks 23:28, 1 August 2006 (BST)

[edit] July 31st, 2006

  • Rubix41 reporting in! Just heard something really funny guys! -static- A Quincy bumped into a rotter near Caiger and had 11 minutes before he catched some sleep. Shot him with two flare guns and finished him off with an axe hit! I don't think the zed knew what hit him! Ha ha! -static- Civillians, remember, you may not be able to fire a gun but all zeds worry when you point ten flares and open fire on them. Let's be safe out there, y'hear? 10/4

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What the Hell? Where is everybody? -static- Oh crap... Zed's! [gunfire] [groans] -static- [shotgun] Pablo, thanks! Oh crap, you take the right, I'll take the left! [bang] [bang] -static- Is anyone reading me, we have a mob of ten zed's outside of Zeph- -krrck- -whine- [bang] [bang] [click] [click] [click] Crap!! We need backup! Pablo I'm out of ammo! Pablo! I'm withdrawing, get yourself out! [punch] [axe] [squish] Out of my way... -whine- [groans] -static- -click- --Marty Banks 19:38, 31 July 2006 (BST)

[edit] July 30, 2006

This is Marty reporting in, we've been keeping the zed's out of the PD, but were running out of ammo, someone needs to resupply us... If any dhpd near caiger recieves this message please go for ammo and supplies to bring to the BGPD. -Marty Out! --Marty Banks 01:27, 31 July 2006 (BST)

[edit] July 29, 2006

Lt Potter reporting in, Yea Drive has been barricaded up, but I don't know how many zeds are outside.

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--Marty Banks also Reporting in... The -static- grove security area is a zed party block... we better do some clean up. --Marty Banks 01:44, 30 July 2006 (BST)

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Rubix41 reporting in. -static- Check your ammo and your equipment. -static- This could be lean times for us. Allies coming in from -static- and civillians should make their way to safehouses outside the area and free run in. -static- 10/4

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Rubix41 *hic* -sound of bottles being opened- Someone's been brewing beer behind our backs! I am accquiring this stash in the name of DHPD and err...to boost the morale of civillians operating in Dunnel Hills! *hic*

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Brains! Brains.... Mrh? Beer? Beer.... Beer!!!!!!!!!!!!! -static- --Marty Banks 02:41, 30 July 2006 (BST)

Huh? Oh! [checks body] I'm alive again! What the HELL? Rubix! Tell me there's some beer left!! --Marty Banks 17:44, 30 July 2006 (BST)

Beer! --Paradox244 18:32, 30 July 2006 (BST)

[edit] July 28th, 2006

  • Major Gauntlet Chimera here of FOXHOUND, a supporting member of the Dulston Alliance. I broadcast to report that I have been killed by a nondescript. who claims to be a part of the DHPD, although his name is not officially on the Wiki. The slaying happened in St Barbara's Church at [98-2], after nondescript said that he heard that I was a PK'er. I would like to state that I am not a PK'er and only bounty hunt confirmed Player/Generator/Radio Killers and those who are part of a zombie group. Firstly, I would like to know who reported me as a PK'er and secondly I would like a formal apology from the DHPD. If an apology is refused, or this message ignored, FOXHOUND and the Dulston Alliance will view this act as a hostility. Please respond in the public section of our forums at www.udfoxhound.tk or the Discussion section of the FOXHOUND Wiki.--Gauntlet Chimera 05:18, 28 July 2006 (BST)
  • Major, I beleive that Rubix has responded appropriately. Those that Impersonate officers of the DHPD are the lowest of the low. And will be hunted mercilessly given the opportunity. (OOC: Those that PK are playing their own game, and I dont fault them for that. However, the people that impersonate members of other groups just to create havok and create tension between survivor groups... Well their imature and worthless hides need to be nailed to a wall.) Conndrakamod TCFT 14:04, 28 July 2006 (BST)
  • Yeah, the DHPD is a good group that strives for the well being of everyone in our coverage area. We would never PK anyone unless attacked... and anyone who does is not fit to wear the badge! We are sorry for what occured but we can not take responsibility for an impersonator. We here at the DHPD operate only in western malton anyway, if you see a DHPD in Dulston, be suspicious unless you see a post here about it... We strive for ethics and good relations with survivor groups; but lately people have been trying to rub our name in the dirt. --MartyBanks 22:05, 28 July 2006 (BST)

[edit] July 27th, 2006

  • Ringseed2 Well, long time no talk... Ive made several trips homeward to get some heals going but ended up as a zombie for the longest while, hows everyone been? I got revived near caiger and thats where ive been staying... setup the old coffee shop with complementary FAKs. The nw corner is taking a beating and I rarely have much energy... can someone give a report on how many of us are still alive?

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  • Rubix41 Afternoon, Ringseed. -click- Most of us are running around in -static- or somewhere -whine- really. Most of us are -whine-, so we captured these NT banks where the zeds haven't spotted us and we are reviving people now. Luckily, we got all these Quincy to help us! As long at the zeds don't find us, we're in with a chance so it's not all too bad really. -whine- Darn Radio. Please report in to the secure channels for a greater reception, Ringseed. 10/4 -buzz-

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  • Good thing is that we can curse all we want as long as we wait for the static to censor us. Which is great because i can give those a**... -static- zombie m-static-ers like Maxy a piece of my mind... PS: Nacho July!! --Marty Banks 22:05, 27 July 2006 (BST)
  • I think you guys should know Zed numbers around -static- and -whine- are beginning to rise, people in the -static- -crackle- -recincts should prepare for some action soon. Also the -static- -crackle- has some company outside, this looks like trouble for you guys. I also managed to get in contact with a buddy of mine in the Millitary, but he says they can't justify putting more troops on the ground to help the survivors, so it looks like Dunnel Hills is alone out here... --Marty Banks 22:15, 27 July 2006 (BST)

[edit] July 26th, 2006

  • Rubix41 reporting in. Thanks for the heals Kali Mari. Kinda hot in that lab coat though. So how about a -click- Well, excuse me, princess. Anyway, good job officers on clearing out the NT's. Quincy Molatov is currently the best scoring Quincy near the location with 20 zeds zapped by the extractor! Well done! 10/4

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  • Rubix41 Oh right! Nachos! Hey, hey, hey, nacho, nacho, nacho man....I gotta to be a nacho man. Lookey, the tin foil really does keep it preserved. Holding out near -static- until further orders. 10/4
  • --Marty Banks 23:40, 26 July 2006 (BST) What the hell was that? -static- I think the zombie apocalypse has burned him out.... You okay Rubix? You wan't a beer? -krrrck- -click-
  • Paradox244 00:54, 27 July 2006 (BST) I like Nachos! *gasp* Marty! You've been holding out on me you little rat! Fork over the beer or die!
  • I'm out anyway, the Zed's got into it an hour ago... I'm going to kill those b*st***s... -click- --Ma