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The NEW Lockettside Valkyries
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Abbreviation: NLV
Goals: Your Death
Recruitment: Here
Membership
Lord High Zerg Killer: Sarah Silverman
Priestess of Pain: Sheila Broflovski
Prince of Drool: An Enormous Baby
Hammer of Thor: Jimmy Kimmel
nú er fyrir geirum: Stephen Colbert
Fry Cook: Karloth Vois*
Cleaning Woman: Calista Griffin*
Barrister: Jorm*
Educator: Kristi of the Dead*
* Not really
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The Lockettside Offenders

The New Lockettside Valkyrie Offenders. This is a group that will kill the innocent and the guilty, whether that be human or zombie. First we will use firearms, and taunting, but if that does demoralize and kill our target, we will then use overwhelming force to obliterate the fool. Bondage is the key to oppression, which ALL New Valkyries want in our burb and city. Justice is the keeper. And we will work in a bellicose and determined fashion to make sure war, outrage, and death all return to Lockettside and Malton, for both humans and zombies alike.

Yeah, not really very different from the main group. I know.




















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