Lockettside Zombie Petting Zoo
| Lockettside Zombie Petting Zoo | |
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| Abbreviation: | LZPZ |
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| Goals: | To provide zombies with delicious oats! |
| Recruitment Policy: | Must love zombies |
| Contact: | Talk:Lockettside Zombie Petting Zoo |
The Lockettside Zombie Petting Zoo (LZPZ) is an non-profit organization dedicated to feeding zombies oats. The first official LZPZ is in a Lockettside junkyard [24,81] right above the Dinham Row Fire Station [24,82]. The LZPZ visitors center is located in a warehouse [24,80] north of the junkyard. As of 6/18/2009 the Lockettside Zombie Petting zoo is officially dead.
Mission Statement
The Lockettside Zombie Petting Zoo is dedicated to feeding zombies a variety of healthful grains. Why do we do this? The answer is simple: ZOMBIES ARE PEOPLE TOO. Sure, it's easy to dehumanize zombies, especially when they are trying to kill you. But, with the advent of revivification technology and our "brains2grains" program, loving zombies has never been easier. Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance? The staff of the LZPZ think so.
Rules
- Absolutely no killing on LZPZ property.
- You are permitted to kill in the defense of your life or the lives of others.
Services
Due to the lack of staff we are very busy. It may take some time to adequately serve your needs.
Visitors Center
The LZPZ visitors center provides all survivors heals, beds, and a nice warm bran muffin. All free of charge!
Zombie Petting Zoo
The LZPZ provides zombies with a safe haven to stay and rest. Pats on the head are ALWAYS free!
Food
- Bran Muffins
- Free
- Handfull of Oats
- 25 cents
- Oatmeal Porridge
- $1.50
Help Wanted
Looking for kind hearted people (and zombies) who want to help zombies eat grains instead of brains. Positions available are:
- Zombie Handlers.
- Heal humans and zombies and when needed.
- Defending the LZPZ from haters (living and dead).
- Zombie Wranglers.
- Recruit humans and zombies.
- Free running is required (for your safety)
- Ample spray paints are also required.
- Tagging skill is optional.
- Volunteers.
- Do whatever helps the petting zoo.
- Zombies.
- Docile.
- Human friendly.
- Must love grains!
If qualifications are met then reply in this page's discussion.
Members
Staff
Head Zombie Handler
Junior Zombie Handler
Volunteers
Zombies
News
June 2009
Jun 18th
As of today the LZPZ is officially dead. I would like to think all its supporters.--Matthew Kuper 04:53, 19 June 2009 (BST)
July 2008
Jul 11th
Lockettside Zombie Petting Zoo GRAND OPENING!!! Free bran muffins for everyone!!!--Matthew Kuper 08:10, 11 July 2008 (BST)
Jul 9th
The LZPZ has begun construction in an empty Lockettside Junkyard.--Matthew Kuper 00:07, 11 July 2008 (BST)
