MOB Locator/Announce Archive
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This is the archive of announcements from the MOB Locator page, archive began just after the ruining of Marven Mall:
[edit] Announcements
November 6, 2008 - Only a handful of buildings are still holding out. Harmanz are resorting to hiding in ruined buildings. Two were found in Agathius General Hospital, but have been dealt with accordingly. We will hunt them down, my brothers and sisters, we must bring them all to Barhah. I have scouted out much of the suburb and reconfirmed the ruins. There are several buildings in the NE and the NW. MOB will be opening them up soon, and most likely we will be seeing the end of this suburb in 12-18 hours. -- FLZ (MOB)
November 5, 2008 - The last 24 hours have been a whirlwind of activity in Paynterton. All five of their NTs are out of commission, and we will destroy all remaining buildings in this suburb. Special mention goes out to the Minions of the Apocalypse, the Feral Undead, and the Denton Affair for their assistance in this venture. Barhah, my brothers and sisters in the rot! -- FLZ (MOB)
November 3, 2008 - MOB is moving into Paynerton. May all the survivors find happiness and rot in Barhah! -- FLZ (MOB)
November 2, 2008 - MOB's Barhahry Corsairs, and later again the BLF, opened up the Morrish Building NT. Come on in - open buffet tonight! -- FLZ (MOB)
- After the mall is completely ruined, we will continue to destroy any remnant of harman resisitance. They must all be brought to Barhah, my brothers and sisters, all of them! -- FLZ (MOB)
November 1, 2008 Please enjoy the survivors at the now open Boutcher Alley Police Department! -- FLZ (MOB)
- The attack on Giddings Mall has commenced! Great job, ferals, MOB is right behind you! --FLZombie 21:35, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
October 31, 2008 Head north, by friends. We are in Pitneybank! Leave no stone unturned, leave none breathing! Onward, and remember to listen for our groans, MOB caters! -- FLZ (MOB)
- Halberry Boulevard Police Department is full of harmanz. COme and get them while they are fresh! -- FLZ (MOB)
October 30, 2008 Rot is spreading over Pegton... This suburb is almost done for. A few more buildings to go. St. Siricius's Hospital is open right now, and has several tasty treats in store for my hungry brothers in Barhah. Come and feast with us! :D -- FLZ (MOB)
- This place is toast. We will move on soon, so watch this page for updates. Great job, everyone. We have once again succeded in bringing the pesky breathers to Barhah. Perhaps they have learned how futile it is to resist us. -- FLZ (MOB)
October 29, 2008 Fellow brother and sister Zombies in Pegton: converge on the Rowcliffe Building. BLF has just opened it up, and we will destroy the other supporting TRPs within the next few hours. -- FLZ (MOB)
- The Nightly Inquisition has finished the NT off... spread now over the surrounding buildings, my brothers in Barhah, let no one escape the fate of all flesh! -- FLZ (MOB)
October 28, 2008 - MOB has entered Pegton. We will try to update our map status asap - it seems that there is some serious damage in the NW already, MOB will ruin everything left. :D -- FLZ (MOB)
October 27, 2008 - The sneaky harmanz have repaired and recaded Hartleys Boulevard Police Department as well as the Shortis Building. Enjoy! :D -- FLZ (MOB)
- Four zombies have taken care of Hartleys Boulevard Police Department - it is now reruined! :D -- FLZ (MOB)
- User:Grogh has given us walking notice! Be prepared to move out soon... This suburb is mostly ruined, and we may be knocking down cades to find only one or two harmanz at a time. Barhah is better served when we can get mass casualties, so stand by for the new map, and new activities. This looks like it is going to be fun. Our next suburb might not be what you think. ;) -- FLZ (MOB)
October 26, 2008 - I have updated all reported and inspected ruins. If there are any inaccuracies, please make the corrections or contact me so that I can update it again. We have done well here. This suburb is almost completely ruined now. We should randomly pop into ruins to make sure we don't leave anyone behind. ;) -- FLZ (MOB)
October 24, 2008 - We are moving on. Vinetown is our next feeding ground. Keep close to us, and pay attention to all MOB groans - we have something very special in this suburb.-- FLZ (MOB)
- Mitchem Mall is open - come quickly, my brethren. We must not let them get away.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 23, 2008 - All Fire Stations, NTs, PDs, and Hospitals are done. We even opened the junkyards to find several sneaky harmanz cowering in there, and they are now all dead! We have only a handful of structures left to ruin in the west. We have done very well, my brothers... so let us act with haste, and remove the last vestige of life in Houldenbank. The map shows a couple of warehouses in the west and three buildings in the northwest. Finish these off - kill them all - and this suburb will be completely ruined! We will move on when we are sure that all of the breathers finally understand the true meaning of Barhah. Amass in the west of the suburb, my brothers and sisters in Barhah, for we have plans that will become apparent very soon.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 22, 2008 - This suburb is buckling under the onslaught of multiple crippling attacks. The whole eastern section is ruined now. Advance westwards, my brethren, we will leave nothing standing or barricaded. Explore every junkyard for signs of breathers. We will leave none alive... Barhah! -- FLZ (MOB)
October 21, 2008 - Those sneaky harmanz have repaired that temple of perdition - the needle factory at the Hosken Building NT. In doing so they gave us more harmanz to devour... Lead them into the loving clutches of Barhah, my brethren. The harmanz will harvest the fruits of their needle making iniquity. Already, our MOB zealots situate themselves in preparation for further attacks. We have seen the work of the Feral Undead in this suburb as well - and it was good. These brothers in Barhah will also continue to spread the virtue of the rot.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 20, 2008 - This suburb was turned into a rotting corpse. We did a marvelous job here. Please bring all available zombies up north for the final feeding frenzie. I am starting to get hunger cramps, and I smell harmanz elsewhere... ;) -- FLZ (MOB)
- MOB has moved into Houldenbank... The suburb map was updated with the four ruins that were done overnight. We will continue our mission to spread Barhah in this suburb as well. Preach, my brothers and sisters, preach - for the day of complete rot for Malton is arriving as a thief in the night. They will not know when we will get them, but eat them we will!-- FLZ (MOB)
October 19, 2008 - Both NTs are down now, as are the two hospitals - Josephine and Odo General. At this time, Normandare Blvd Police Dept is wide open, and so is Club Crosland, so if you want a quick bite head there. We should probably take a look at the yummy lit buildings in the center of the suburb, particularly before the harmanz jump ship and escape northwards. We must not let them go, so head forth, my feral and zealot zethren, onward! -- FLZ (MOB)
- The two open buildings were finished off last night. Fear not - a few harmanz that are trying to repair buildings where they suspect we will not notice. I would like to encourage them to do so - because we are not watching. ;) This is why we re-ruined Langsford FS, Brimblecombe AR, and The Rogers Arms last night. :) Fellow zombies: keep your guard up, and if you see any tasty tidbits anywhere, groan so that I can update the locator. The time has come to advance north to the rest of the suburb. Lay waste to all, my brethren. Together we will advance Barhah in Malton.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 17, 2008 - We have finished ruining Joachim Mall, BARHAH! - Now onto Lumber Mall. Let the breathers know how much we would like them to embrace Barhah... XD -- FLZ (MOB)
- Lumber Mall has fallen. As predicted, nothing can stand in the way of our ravenous zombies.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 16, 2008 - Friends, the time has come to finally destroy that last remaining bastion of hope within Fryerbank, Joachim Mall. With our combined strength, we will convert them to Barhah.-- FLZ (MOB)
- Barhah, my zombie brothers - both free ferals and those with the Feral Undead! With your help, we have ruined the two southern quadrants of Joachim Mall. We have now initiated action against the two northern quads as well. This mall is toast. Remember to feast upon the corpses of the dead!-- FLZ (MOB)
- UPCOMING ASSAULT ON LUMBER MALL - Stay tuned. MOB is sending strike teams (within hours) to deal with Lumber Mall in Penny Heights.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 14, 2008 - The two hospitals in the western part of the suburb have fallen. We have sent a group to ruin the Phipps Building NT. MOB is happy to announce that we fed several harmanz to a babah zombie that joined us on IRC for the strike. BARHAH! -- FLZ (MOB)
- A feeding frenzy is taking place in the suburb of Fryerbank. Two dozen ruins have claimed numerous harmanz. It is taking far less time than we anticipated since we have had more and more friendly feral help in the central areas. Ferals took out the Longstaff Building and the Dirkinson Building NTs - Barhah!. We will destroy this suburb and everything else in our path.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 13, 2008 - After ruining St. Seraphim's Hospital, the doors of Gelasius General Hospital have been left wide open. Come one and all, and dine with us! There are only a dozen or so survivors left inside. We are greatly enjoying this suburb, so we will take our time here, in order to maximize the damage. Let them repair the damage at the structures we ruin, the important thing is to bring as many harmanz to the light of Barhah as possible. The destruction that will be brought down upon it will be memorable, and we will make them pay dearly for their sins. There is much more to come within the next few days, so stay tuned. -- FLZ (MOB)
- Almost 40 Harmanz were found inside Greenland Boulevard Police Department. Bon appetit! XD -- FLZ (MOB)
October 12, 2008 - MOB is pleased to announce that we are now in Fryerbank. A special invitation to dine is extended to all our friends in the Feral Undead. Things are happening very quickly in this town, and we will do our best to update the map with changes as quickly as we can. For now, we have a few more harmanz left at St. Seraphim's Hospital. There are a couple more targets planned, so pay attention to our groans, because we will make our final decision on where to strike later on. If you wish, you are welcome to temporarily change your affiliation to Militant Order of Barhah in order to recognize our groans as familiar, and know where to go. We would also love to have you on our IRC client so we can chat a bit. This suburb looks very promising. :D -- FLZ (MOB)
October 11, 2008 - MOB and friends have destroyed Osmondville. There is little left in town to eat. We are currently feasting on a group of harmanz in the southeast, so come on down - everyone is invited.-- FLZ (MOB)
October 9, 2008 - MOB is on the move again... stay tuned. If you want to have early notification, sign up on our forum at www.barhah.com -- FLZ (MOB)
- MOB has entered Osmondville last night. Axtence NT is now ruined, but we left a dozen harmanz for our feral zombie friends to munch on at Grylls Crescent Police Dept and at Burden Road Fire Station. Enjoy!-- FLZ (MOB)
October 8, 2008 - Moments ago, our brothers and sisters have finished taking over the last remaining TRP in Scarletwood. BARHAH! There are several other barricaded buildings in the suburb that harbor a few stalwart meals... enjoy! XD -- FLZ (MOB)
October 7, 2008 - MOB was able - with some fine Feral friends, to assist in killing off the contents of St Spyridon's Hospital a few short hours ago. The factory (78,83) was also ruined. There are several lit buildings around it, by the way. ;) Those funny survivors managed to repair and recade one of the NTs. I will let you guess which one it was... The lines at the RPs are beginning to show, and we would all like to keep it this way. Ravage this suburb, my zombie brothers! -- FLZ (MOB)
October 5, 2008 - MOB has moved into Scarletwood... The suburb has turned a tad bit grey, hasn't it? Citizens of Scarletwood: ALL YOUR NECROTECHS ARE BELONG TO US! Join us in Barhah, it is the way to truth in Malton. Ferals: the place is teaming with zombies, and we will be hosting several buffets the next few days, so come on down.--FLZombie 04:59, 5 October 2008 (BST)
03 October, 2008 - Creek NT fell, as did Zacharias General Hospital, and the pub to the north of it. Several other buildings were found containing few breathers. We have done well, my zombie brothers and sisters, this suburb is finished! Keep watching our page, because we may be moving soon.--FLZombie 05:26, 3 October 2008 (BST)
02 October, 2008 - Zacharias General Hospital has three or four breathers in need of Barhah. Next door to it, the Creek Building NT has been repaired and the survivors believe that they can hide behind EHB barricades. ;) This suburb is almost done... Just a few more of these hideouts to go, and we will move onto yet another buffet elsewhere.--FLZombie 12:15, 2 October 2008 (BST)
01 October, 2008 - We have ruined Blesley Mall. Using the convenient list of items that are still intact on the News section of Gulsonside's wiki page, we will finish destroying all that remains in the suburb. Spread Barhah to all breathers... let them know the joy of being one with the rot. We are now attacking the Wetherall NT. --FLZombie 05:20, 1 October 2008 (BST)
- the Wetherall Building NT is now ruined! That perfidious temple of breather-makers has ceased operations for now. Barhah!--FLZombie 14:16, 1 October 2008 (BST)
- Club Wadman (Gulsonside) is open for dinner tonight. Please feel free to drop in without reservations!--FLZombie 18:49, 1 October 2008 (BST)
- the Perryn Building NT has been recaded. Please let the breathers know it is not a good idea to recade NTs that we are watching... :D --FLZombie 18:56, 1 October 2008 (BST)
30 September, 2008 - The NE quad of Blesley Mall is cleared. Come soon, before we run out of tasties!--FLZombie 05:28, 30 September 2008 (BST)
29 September, 2008 - MOB invites all available zombies to a buffet at Blesley Mall. The northwest quadrant is OPEN and serving harmanburgers all day. Eat all you can, and invite your friends too! :D --FLZombie 18:01, 29 September 2008 (BST)
28 September, 2008 - MOB entered Gulsonside a few days ago, and has been very busy working on the TRPs in the suburb. Last night, we started work on Northcote Avenue Fire Station. There are many, many yummie harmanz to munch on here. Please feel free to drop in, and pay very close attention to all groans that you hear in the area. --FLZombie 23:55, 28 September 2008 (BST)
21 September, 2008 - MOB left Kempsterbank and has entered Wray Heights. --FLZombie 01:54, 22 September 2008 (BST)
16 September, 2008 - MOB left West Grayside, and advanced into Kempsterbank tonight. Kill them all!--FLZombie 06:03, 16 September 2008 (BST)
7 September 2008 - MOB would like to thank all the feral zombie friends in Pole Mall for coming to our little dinner party. Dessert will be served in the Younghusband Arms, RSVP encouraged, but not necessary. Black tie-- FLZ (MOB)
- Having exhausted our refreshments at the Younghusband Arms, please direct your attention to Piran General Hospital, where the harmanz have regrouped. Let them see Barhah, and hopefully they will come to understand there is no escape from the embrace of truth!-- FLZ (MOB)
6 September 2008 - MOB and our guests have finished off the snacks at the hospital. We have now opened up Pole Mall for all to enjoy. Come one and all, oh, and Bon Appétit! -- FLZ (MOB)
5 September 2008 - MOB has opened up Egbert General Hospital. Several dozen harmanz were found inside:
- Mexican bandit (60HP), TheCyberDruid (50HP), Earthsalvation (50HP), Mirelle Flame (60HP), Val Kapone (60HP), quadreped (50HP), Hargon the Great (50HP), Renda Obu (50HP), Alez Shepard (50HP), SZES Officer 02 (50HP), Joe Caldwell (50HP), Connor Grace (50HP), Confl1ct (50HP), Sophie Green (60HP), fastest222 (60HP), Lt Jayme (50HP), Caltak (60HP), JeffreyChhem (50HP), Mercenary97 (60HP), Doc Matt (50HP), Quixoth (50HP), A Hunter (60HP), Barton Pink (60HP), Dr Otto Octavius (60HP), Jeannine (60HP), hadis (50HP), Joseph Madley (50HP), Dr Dawn (50HP), AttackDestroyDie (50HP), Windbite (50HP), Lertia (60HP), Syanos (50HP), Teh Pyro (50HP), revots (50HP), Dr Cobain (60HP), RussianRespawne (60HP), Larker Galicia (50HP), Phormal D Hyde (60HP), Lucius Thibodeaux (50HP), James Austen (60HP), El chavo del 8 (50HP), Snafoo (60HP), Moss Foot (50HP), Famous Vermilion Tim (50HP) and Zetr0 (50HP).
Come and get some!-- FLZ (MOB)
4 September 2008 - Come and join us at Barter Road Fire Station, we are having a street side midnight snack. Feral zombies are quite welcome to partake in the 13 or so harmanz that we have collected for the buffet. -- FLZ (MOB)
3 September 2008 - MOB has entered West Grayside. Come and get some harmanz, while they are still around! BARHAH! -- FLZ (MOB)
30 August 2008 - MOB has it's assault on East Grayside. Several structures have already been ruined.-- FLZ (MOB)
27 August 2008 - MOB has steamrolled into Hollowmstown. Come and join us in ruining this place! -- FLZ (MOB)
23 August 2008 - Can you hear the groans in the East? That is MOB. We are moving into Wyke Hills, and have all sorts of yummies to share! Please remember to feed the bahbah zambaz. :D -- FLZ (MOB) 23:16, 23 August 2008 (BST)
21 August 2008 - MOB has ruined Buckley Mall. Now onto destroy any semblance of life in the rest of Buttonville! Barhah! --FLZombie 05:19, 21 August 2008 (BST)
19 August 2008 - The Militant Order of Barhah has moved into Buttonville. All neighborhood zombies invited to attend and open house at Buckley Mall. hors d'oeuvres began this morning, but will continue throughout the night. RSVP to MOB on IRC #mob. Barhah! --FLZombie 21:54, 19 August 2008 (BST)
13 August 2008 - MOB has arrived to Kinch Heights. May all of the survivors find Barhah!--FLZombie 00:29, 15 August 2008 (BST)
06 August 2008 - The MOB has arrived in Spicer Hills where the brainz are spicier and the hills are um...hillier!!! Come and feast on this fresh suburb with us by joining us in the IRC, checking our Suburb Activity Map, or by following the feeding groans. MAHB MAHB BARHAH! --BrainsTasty 05:10, 7 August 2008 (BST)
06 August 2008 - There are still some brains dotted around the place but most TRP's have a bad case of ruin! We're down the south of the suburb, spread out amongst all those buildings, sniffing out the harmanz --TouchingVirus 18:36, 6 August 2008 (BST)
01 August 2008 - Would you like Bra!nz, but without the waiting for strikes? The NE corner of Tompson Mall is ruined and open! Come on in and grab a bite of Harmanbargar from any of the three remaining quadrants! Eat as much as you please with a sleeping spot one square away, so come on in today! Techercizer (Food) (TSoE) 03:03, 1 August 2008 (BST)
The Militant Order of Barhah is not responsible for any tummy aches that may or may not occur in zombies present at an all you can eat buffet
26 July 2008 - Are you hungry? MOB has opened up Major Cinema, discovering inside over a dozen sleeping harmanz - to the delight of passing ferals that are heeding our feeding groans. Stay close, because MOB will keep us all fed! --FLZombie 16:59, 27 July 2008 (BST)
24 July 2008 - MOB is hitting building after building in this suburb. NTs, PDs, FSs are getting ruined and repaired on a daily basis. Thanks to the helpful survivors, we keep getting repeat meals at several spots around town. :D Ferals from nearby Wykewood are welcome to join in the fun, so go forth and spread Barhah! --FLZombie 04:10, 25 July 2008 (BST)
21 July 2008 - The Militant Order of Barhah has sent advance teams into Ruddlebank, in preparation for a full-scale assault on this suburb, and spread Barhah to all unbelievers!--FLZombie 17:51, 21 July 2008 (BST)
17 July 2008 - A combined MOB-feral force has just ruined Gotch Plaza Police Department. Great work, BARHAH! --FLZombie 04:54, 17 July 2008 (BST)
16 July 2008 - The killing continues at Marven Mall. With three quadrants down, the NW is holding on at this time with only 40 harmanz. --FLZombie 04:46, 16 July 2008 (BST)
- UPDATE The entire mall was ruined less than an hour ago by the Barhahry Corsairs strike force of MOB.--FLZombie 15:09, 16 July 2008 (BST)
15 July 2008 - The Marven Mall attack is growing steadily and harman numbers are beginning to drop. The count was at 218 in all four quadrants on the night of marina's initial breach. Now they are at 168 at last count. Zombie numbers are up now, and MOB Zealots are doing a fantastic job in the remaining 3 quads. Come one and all, this is going to last a few days, but mark my words: We will destroy this mall and show all harmanz that stand in our path the beauty of Barhah! Una salus victis nallum sperare salutem - The one hope for the doomed is not to hope for safety. Barhah, MOB! --FLZombie 05:19, 15 July 2008 (BST)
- UPDATE- The SW quadrant has just been ruined by Ba!rn, and the survivor count in the mall has now dropped to 95. --FLZombie 18:36, 15 July 2008 (BST)
14 July 2008 - In yet another stunning attack, the Southeast Quadrant of Marven Mall, in South Blythville, has been breached by several zombies from the Bra!nz Liberation Front of the Militant Order of Barhah, under the command of marina. Bisfan, grogh, and jorm came in later with The Nightly Inquisition and finished ruining the quadrant. The doors are wide open. Lots of brainz are available still, but this mall will fall soon, so hurry!--FLZombie 05:16, 14 July 2008 (BST)
13 July 2008 - The MOB has attacked The Deed Museum, Club Harnapp, and the Witcherell Walk School. There are tasty treats there left for any feral zombies interested in getting fed.--FLZombie 18:05, 13 July 2008 (BST)
12 July 2008 - The MOB has attacked the distastefully un-Barhah rotter clinic at the Pippard Building NT in South Blytheville. Close to 25 harmanz were slaughtered by hungry zombies numbering close to 35 on site at this time! Ferals welcome... BARHAH!--FLZombie 13:24, 12 July 2008 (BST)
10 July 2008 - The MOB has moved on to greener and brainz filled pastures in Greentown. GRAAAAAAAAGH! --BrainsTasty 05:26, 10 July 2008 (BST)
04 July 2008 - MOB attacked the Flooks Building in Brooksville. MOB plans to ruin this suburb. --FLZombie 01:05, 5 July 2008 (BST)
01 July 2008 - MOB attacked St Joseph's Hospital.--FLZombie 15:35, 1 July 2008 (BST)
28 June 2008 - MOB attacked St. Bruno's Hospital.--FLZombie 17:07, 29 June 2008 (BST)
25 June 2008 - The Militant Order of Barhah is entering North Blythville.--FLZombie 12:34, 25 June 2008 (BST)
18 June 2008 - MOB has entered Shore Hills.--FLZombie 11:54, 19 June 2008 (BST)
16 June 2008 - The Nightly Inquisition entered Barrville.--FLZombie 18:59, 16 June 2008 (BST)
14 June 2008 - They'll be renaming it Ketchupbank after the MOB paints the City Zoo and its surrounds red with entrails. In other words the MOB is goint to the zoo zoo zoo! And feeding the animals -- some BARHAH! --WanYao 01:28, 15 June 2008 (BST)
07 June 2008 - MOB has shambled over to Roachtown for some new bra!nzzzzz! If you want some company, join us in the IRC. --BrainsTasty 04:23, 8 June 2008 (BST)
04 June 2008 - MOB has entered Randallbank.--FLZombie 12:57, 4 June 2008 (BST)
01 June 2008 - After supplies ran out for the MOB's Weekend Bra!nz Clearance Sale at Tynte Mall in Pimbank, they promptly ruined the place. Rumour is that the horde has designs to put a run on the supply of bra!nz for the entire suburb. Survivors are advised to invest in cerebellum commodities and to hide away their cute little pets. --WanYao 00:47, 2 June 2008 (BST)
