Mad Craskers

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Mad Craskers
Abbreviation: Mad Craskers
Group Numbers: 20+
Leadership: It was Lt Gunn’s idea.
Goals: To defend the Craske Triangle and surrounding area of Heytown
Recruitment Policy: Eternally recruiting new members. See #Recruitment
Contact: Contact us through our forum.

Background and Goals

The Mad Craskers were formed by a small group of survivors in September of 2006. They adopted their name from the Craske Museum where they were holed up. Their numbers have steadily grown but their goal remains true; the protection of SE Heytown and its survivor population from unwanted ravaging zombie attacks.

The Mad Craskers keep a close watch on SE Heytown with regular patrols, helping to maintain barricades, healing wounded survivors, maintaining a revive point at Mester Square and of course killing zombies.


The Mad Craskers' primary goal is to protect the area known as the Craske Triangle, a small grouping of resource buildings surrounding the Craske Museum. The Triangle consists of Goldney PD directly south and the Usher Building and Cornelius General Hospital to the NW and NE respectively.

A further three buildings make up the nucleus of the Craskers’ operational area, the Godson Arms, Nuttycombe Auto Repair and Club Swabey.

The Mad Craskers patrol and maintain additional buildings around the Triangle including the Manninge Building, Ostler Towers, the Steeds Building, the Vellacott Building, Hickling Auto Repair, Woolf Auto Repair, a couple of warehouses, a factory and the Tudgay Museum.

Radio Free Craske

News, Commentary, and Light Listening, Crasker-Style Short-wave Radio Info
This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency.

Frequency: 26.06 MHz
Transmitter coordinates: anywhere

The Mad Craskers maintain an evening radio show on WRFC 26.06: Radio Free Craske and broadcasts helpful survivor information, building statuses, news, commentary, and some "light listening". Please set personal radios and transmitters inside the Craske Triangle to this frequency. Our DJs keep the spirits high and the records spinning.

Mester Square


The Mad Craskers maintain Mester Square (77, 35) as our primary revive location. Our dedicated team of revive specialists check the square often and will have you back on your feet and breathing in no time.

  • We do not advocate random or combat revives. Please “scan it before you stick it.” (ed: I thought it was "You got to lick it, before you stick it,")


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Are you interested in joining the Mad Caskers? Good, we’re seeking all like-minded individuals who wish to protect SE Heytown. Characters of all levels and UD experience are welcome. By joining the Mad Craskers you’ll be part of a group which looks out for one another and the support of the entire group. For your part, just list the group in your profile. Then help your fellow survivors and crush the zeds. You can also sign up on our forums here.

Use Of Alts In keeping with the basic rules of Urbandead, the Mad Craskers will not allow the use of more than one character within it’s group. We ask that if you join our group to keep all other alts at least a full suburb away from Heytown.

Meet The Mad Craskers

Want to meet the Mad, the Cracked and the mostly drunk members of the Mad Craskers? A full list of our membership can be found here. Mad_Craskers/Members

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Channel 4 News Team

Honor The Beer Gods

Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), at home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage, as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not in to incarceration, and deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitters and the lager, forever and ever.


Crasker Humor

'Tsalagi's rousing infomercials:'
"Tired of waking up with half your brain gone? Fed up with those pesky neighbors kids chewing on your leg while you sleep? Relax, we have just the thing for you!!! Introducing Mad Craskers™ brand zed away!!"
"Just pump your official Mad Craskers™ lead projectiles into those pesky zed and they'll be gone in no time!! Order now and we'll throw in Leonor's daily radio broadcast absolutely free!!!"
"*Not responsible for hangovers, ass branding, or any other type of molestation you may experience while using Mad Craskers™ brand products."
"Do not operate motor vehicles or heavy machinery while using under the influence of Mad Craskers. Please act responsibly(not really we won't tell)."


Mad Crasker Flagbox

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This user camps out at the Craske Museum and defends SE Heytown from wandering hordes and feral zombies.

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This user or group supports the Fine Art of Malton movement & acknowledges that all museums are PK ceasefire zones, heal points, and are to be a barricading priority.

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This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

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This User or Group Pays It Forward.
Get a revive, give a revive.

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This user or group is sick of survivors acting like lame sheep. Zombies are supposed to be the herd creatures, not the living!

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This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.

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This user or group believes that while zambahz and humans must kill each other, they can still be civil about it.

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Survive. Revive. Thrive.

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