Mad Craskers

Mad Craskers
Abbreviation:	Mad Craskers
Group Numbers:	30+
Leadership:	It was Lt Gunn’s idea.
Goals:	To defend the Craske Museum and surrounding area of Heytown
Recruitment Policy:	Currently recruiting new members. See #Recruitment
Contact:	Contact us through our forum.

[edit] Mad Craskers

The Mad Craskers were formed by a small group of survivors in September of 2006. They adopted their name from the Craske Museum where they were holed up. Their numbers have steadily grown but their goal remains true; the protection of SE Heytown and its survivor population from unwanted ravaging zombie attacks.

The Mad Craskers keep a close watch on SE Heytown with regular patrols, helping to maintain barricades, healing wounded survivors, maintaining a revive point at Mester Square and of course killing zombies.

	WARNING!
	This user or group knows how to lay the smack down.

[edit] Operations

Click for the Mad Craskers' Area of Operations

The Mad Craskers' primary goal is to protect the area known as the Craske Triangle, a small grouping of resource buildings surrounding the Craske Museum. The Triangle consists of Goldney PD directly south and the Usher Building and Cornelius General Hospital to the NW and NE respectively.

A further three buildings make up the nucleus of the Craskers’ operational area, the Godson Arms, Nuttycombe Auto Repair and Club Swabey (which is an indoor revive point).

The Mad Craskers patrol and maintain additional buildings to the south and west of the Triangle including the Manninge Building, Ostler Towers, a warehouse and the Tudgay Museum.

Please note that with the exception of the Craske Museum, Mester square and Club Swabey the Mad Craskers do not currently update the wiki entries for the above buildings and most may be not up to date.

[edit] Current News

March 25, 2008 The triangle has been overrun. All Craskers should concentrate on reviving fallen comrades, we'll worry about the buildings later. Stock up on revive needles and first aid kits. All Craskers (or allies) who need poked make sure to let us know where you are swaying at, it's too dangerous to be going outside randomly looking for people who need poked. Remember that it takes 10 AP to revive someone so plan accordingly before you head outside.

December 22, 2007 In light of the total absence of zombies in SE Heytown and the surrounding areas, the Raving Craskers - a special branch of the Craskers set aside in order to do outrageous things with the living and the dead while under the influence of something nasty, cause loud, obnoxious parties to be held, and shoot zombies who are inside places they oughtn't be all across Malton - have been called to duty. Applications are Voluntary. Volunteering is Mandatory. Join this travelling booze bottle right here. Or you may wake up next to Tsalagi without any clothes on, reeking of cocktail sauce and wearing a novelty jockstrap on your head.}}

September 03, 2007 A motion to turn Club Swabey from an infamous night club into an infamous night club and REVIVE POINT has been approved unanimously. Club Swabey is still one of SE Heytown's best places to grab a pint of stout, ale, or *shudder* lager from the tap, however the house specials list now includes revivification syringes for the zombie population that desires it. Brain rotting zombies are tolerated so long as they don't force everyone else in the club to dance to Michael Jackson's "Thriller". For up-to-date status on the Mad Craskers and SE Heytown in general, point your web browser to The Crasker Forum.

August 9th, 2007 It feels good to be home. After a couple weeks of participation in the Battle of SantLUEville, the majority of the Mad Craskers are starting to slowly trickle home with their well-won battle ribbon as the tip of the meatshielding spear in the The Hall Building and The Dewes Building. I just hope none of the new kids drink all the beer before I get home.-- Auguste Rodin^{Talk/Mad Craskers/Heytown} 01:33, 9 August 2007 (BST)

Older news may be found in our Mad Crasker/ News Archive

[edit] Radio Communication

	Short-wave Radio Info
	This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency. Frequency: 26.07 MHz Transmitter coordinates: anywhere

The Mad Craskers maintain an evening radio show on WRFC 26.07: Radio Free Craske and broadcasts helpful survivor information, building statuses, news, commentary, and some "light listening". Please set personal radios and transmitters inside the Craske Triangle to this frequency. Our star DJs Leonore and Doc'Oc keep the spirits high and the records spinning.

[edit] Revive Location

The Mad Craskers maintain Club Swabey (INDOOR) (77, 36) and Mester Square (77, 35) as our revive locations. Our dedicated team of revive specialists check the square often and will have you back on your feet and breathing in no time.

• We also support the Sacred Ground Policy, frequently checking the cemetery at 80, 34 in Spracklingbank.

• We do not advocate random or combat revives. Please “scan it before you stick it.” (ed: I thought it was "You got to lick it, before you stick it,")

	Revivification Requests
	Undead? Want to breathe again? Make a Revivification Request!

[edit] Recruitment

Are you interested in joining the Mad Caskers? Good, we’re seeking all like-minded individuals who wish to protect SE Heytown. Characters of all levels and UD experience are welcome.

By joining the Mad Craskers you’ll be part of a group which looks out for one another and the support of the entire group.

You can sign up on our forums here.

Use of Alts.

In keeping with the basic rules of Urbandead, the Mad Craskers will not allow the use of more than one character within it’s group. We ask that if you join our group to keep all other alts at least a full suburb away from Heytown.

[edit] Members

Want to meet the Mad, the Cracked and the mostly drunk members of the Mad Craskers? A full list of our membership can be found here. Mad_Craskers/Members

[edit] Not a member of the Mad Craskers

The following are NOT recognized as members of the Mad Craskers even if their profile states otherwise.

rumrumtanneo

Craske Building International Playboys

The Dribbling Beavers

Five Critics

Grahzny Vecks

Headshot Therapists

Malhalla

Night Ravers

Tiny Calves

Virtua Ultimo Mo Fo's Turbo Allstars Unlimited

	Friend and Partner
	The Fortress officially recognizes this UD group as a Friend and Partner.

We will not kill the Angels of Mercy

[edit] Do you have what it takes?

Do you have the skills needed to defend the Craske Museum against hordes of zombies?

Test your skills. Warning; this is highly addicting. Good thing no one pays attention to me at work as I couldn’t pull myself away for the better part of a day. Have fun. ...P Jack.

The Last Stand. This is good, just keep hitting the left mouse button, the zeds come on strong and fast. ...Auguste Rodin.

Zombie Survival. It's almost like the real thing--you simple cannot pump enough shots into these zeds. ...Auguste Rodin.

Zombie Eric. Zombie killing skills in a first-person shooter. ...Auguste Rodin.

Endless Zombie Rampage Protect your base from a relentless hoard of zombies until daybreak. ...Tsalagi

Boxhead:The Room Shoot through a never ending onslaught of box zombies in 5 different levels with 8 different weapons that upgrade. ...Tsalagi

Zombie Horde III A great zombie survival game with a storyline ...Tsalagi

Autumn War Command your troops as they battle hordes of zombies ...Tsalagi

Deanimator Inspired by H.P. Lovecraft's short stories. Kill zombies before they reach you. ...Tsalagi

Project ValidusGain skills and experience as you fight to survive in a city filled to the brim with walking dead. ...Tsalagi

Zombie GrinderA fast paced zombie shooter with music to make your ears bleed. ...Tsalagi

[edit] Is your home protected?

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[edit] Know your enemy

The complete resource for surviving an encounter with the undead.

[edit] Humor

'Tsalagi's rousing infomercials:'
"Tired of waking up with half your brain gone? Fed up with those pesky neighbors kids chewing on your leg while you sleep? Relax, we have just the thing for you!!! Introducing Mad Craskers™ brand zed away!!"
"Just pump your official Mad Craskers™ lead projectiles into those pesky zed and they'll be gone in no time!! Order now and we'll throw in Leonor's daily radio broadcast absolutely free!!!"
"*Not responsible for hangovers, ass branding, or any other type of molestation you may experience while using Mad Craskers™ brand products."
"Do not operate motor vehicles or heavy machinery while using under the influence of Mad Craskers. Please act responsibly(not really we won't tell)."

[edit] Policies

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	Mad Craskers
	This user camps out at the Craske Museum and defends SE Heytown from wandering hordes and feral zombies.

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	Fine Art of Malton Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Fine Art of Malton movement & acknowledges that all Museums are PK ceasefire zones, heal points, and are to be a barricading priority.

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Sacred Ground Policy & acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	War On Sheep
	This user or group is sick of survivors acting like lame sheep. Zombies are supposed to be the herd creatures, not the living!

	Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.