Malton Girl Scouts

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Malton Girl Scouts
Abbreviation: MGS
Group Numbers: 6? 7? Who knows? We're getting more Scouts every day!
Leadership: Girl Scout Matron Allison Mitchell Honorary Chief Hunk Prisonner of Today
Goals: To uphold the tenents of the Girl Scouts while going door to door in time honored tradition.
Recruitment Policy: Speak to Allison or Prisonner of Today
Contact: Leave a message on the discussion page, or message Allison or Prisonner of Today. Also, our new forum is (kinda) up, [http://maltonscouts.proboards76.com/index.cgi


When the Outbreak began they changed chocolate chip for lead grain... But they still go door to door.

News Bulletin

6th June 2007 Despite what it seems like, we are not dead. After some horrid and grizzly cookie hating outside of Malton the girl scouts will once more return to sell their cookies. And just as before, Caiger Mall will be the starting point.

26th December 2006 With Caiger Mall back in Survivor Hands the Malton Girls Scouts are now dedicated to selling cookies inside the trashed mall. Many new, brave defenders will need nutritious chocolate chip cookies in the days to come and there's still plenty of Lead Grain to give our friends the Zeds out there.

20th December 2006 Galbraith hills has reached its' maximum CPC (Cookie Per Capita) level and as such the Girl Scouts are redirecting cookie sales routes accordingly. It has been decided that Chudleyton and Darvall Heights are sadly lacking in cookies and the Girl Scouts are hurrying as we speak, with their handcarts, to deliver the best overpriced chocolate chip cookies there is.

10th December 2006 It looks like those zombies were so anxious to get our cookies that they managed to work their way into the mall. Since the survivor market has kinda died in Shearbank, we've decided to reroute the Field Trip to Galbraith Hills. We're soon to work on setting up a revive point to help boost sales.

4th December 2006 The siege continues, and our numbers have shot up overnight. We're so confidant in our sales abilities that we're already planning our next Sales Route!

2nd December 2006 The Girl Scouts have left to go on a Field Trip to Stickling Mall and help out at the Whippy Building. We've hoping to help keep the zeds out, and the entrance points at VS so that we can always be able to get in and sell our cookies.

1st December 2006 The Malton Girl Scouts start their door to door sale of lead grain to all non-humans in Malton. Humans can still buy horribly over priced chocolate chip cookies as normal.

What We Stand For

All Girl Scouts share a common base of values. Values that have been passed down generation by generation by older Girl Scouts. Some official, some inofficial. Here are the most important ones.

We do not PK! The Girl Scouts pride themselves in being the last bastion of 'innocence' in Malton. Killing another person is deemed manslaughter or murder, both being very much opposed to the whole innocence thing. So no PK. Not to mention it is aggrevating.

Unity through Individualism All Girl Scouts must go Door to Door alone themselves, although a partner is recommened to keep away the creepy old men and zombies. As such all Girl Scouts should be ready to face the streets of Malton alone should need arise. Or they might just want to go out on hunk sightseeing on their own, which is just as fine. The Girl Scouts will not force any of its' members to participate in Sleep Overs, Field Trips and similar acitives.

Kicking Ass and Chewing Bubblegum And we're all outta bubblegum.

Hot Guys

These are the cool guys hanging out at their lockers during class, the guys with the cars and those who know how to sweep the Girl Scouts of their feet. Or they just cross dress and pretend they are girl scouts. Either way, they are honorary members.

Prisonner of Today: Allison's own hunk of love.

Kyndrid: Cool guy with a car or a cross dresser?

al duck: which ways up? mornings arent fun....

Sexualharrison: The name says it all...

Angels Don't Kill: He can bench 500 (according to him).

Allies and those that are too cool for school

Ghetto Cow are cool guys, that do their thing in a way that makes them look good. And they have fast cars, big muscles and all play on the football team. All apart from one, whom is a totally radical Russian Medic, with AK's and Soviet syringes and stuff! As such, they are clearly a group of people we support, with free cookies and more.

Malton Boy ScoutsThe boys. We need them of course, so that we have some guys around during the more dangerous cookie sales. Not as cool as the football guys, but a lot more handy in a pinch.

Affiliations

Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.
Books.jpg Centers Of Learning Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Centers of Learning Policy & acknowledges that all libraries, schools, zoos, and museums in the city of Malton are considered safe places. No survivor in one of these locations may be killed for any reason unless that survivor is a specified enemy of this user or group.
know what you are talking about Short-wave Radio Info
This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency.

Frequency: 27.18 MHz
Transmitter coordinates: Well preserved secret

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