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Old posts from the MPD discussion page.

Chaffey Alley + Queer Jew

Shalom. Please be advised that Chaffey Alley PD falls under the jurisdiction of Queer Jew, and while your members are welcome to pass through, we do not tolerate any form of PKing or so-called 'PK hunting' on our sacred land. Our laws alone apply to any business conducted within Chaffey Alley. We would appreciate it if you could update your maps and policies accordingly. We respectfully request that you move your headquarters to a different PD, in order to minimize any conflict between our groups.

Please also be aware that Heytown is traditionally a Queer Jew controlled area. We tolerate all manner of activity within Heytown, but do insist that groups recognize the significance of the area for the QJ team, and remain mindful of their status as guests.

We look forward to working with you in the future, and welcome you to Heytown and Chaffey Alley.


Member of yuor group pk'ed

Raff85 -

I was pk'ed by this person. Now it wasnt unjustified..kinda. The story goes as this: Apparently me (BrotherElestor) had a bounty on my head for murder. i checked that out and i killed 'ZombieMistress' a wanted person within my group. I stated that she was a wanted Gker and Pker and an overall threat to the mall. (Proof i killed her and dumped the body, problem solved.

Now this is NOT an offence. I killed Zombie mistress because she had destroyed the generator in the mall numerour amounts of time and i have witnessed her pk a number of times. Just recently Raff85 killed me because of this. Now i was not aware of this bounty until just now.

I expect some kind of apologey due to the fact i have been 'punished' for a crime that was justified.

--Orfui 23:50, 19 April 2007 (BST)

Comrade Murdered by MPD Member

I woke up this morning to find that someone claiming to be part of the MPD, by the name of Ainfean, profile: , killed firedragon2133, a member of the Abandoned, of which I am also a part of, for no apparent reason. As we have had to deal with impersonation issues before, I would like to have verification that this member IS or IS NOT part of your group. If he is, we shall discuss on how to solve this matter in the most peaceful way. If you denounce that he IS NOT part of your group, we shall take care of him ourselves. For reference, here is a screenshot of the event: Please get back to me on my Talk Page as soon as is humanly possible, so we can sort this matter out.--Private Mark 17:04, 15 August 2007 (BST)

This guy is not part of the MPD or DEM in any way. Handle the matter as you like but i suggest you report him on the Rogue's Gallery. Thanks for reporting him. --Jarlian 17:17, 15 August 2007 (BST)
I would add that Ainfean's rapsheet shows he's targeted at least one of our members, and been bountied by our members three times. Thanks for the heads-up about the impersonation. -- Atticus Rex mfu pif Δ 18:46, 15 August 2007 (BST)


Keep your Malton Marshals on a shorter leash, you are making yourselves no friends. -Certified=InsaneQuébécois 05:53, 22 July 2007 (BST)

No need making friends with people who show no profile link or evidence. Anyone can put "Marshal" in their profile you know. --Jarlian 11:15, 25 August 2007 (BST)

The Second Big Bash

I would like to refer you to The Second Big Bash. I have set up a page to help coordinate the efforts of Survivors vs The Second Big Bash and would be grateful if you would add any news or ideas you have. --Richardhg 14:24, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Anyone mind reviving me?

A big thank you to anyone who can revive me. I'm outside pinchen road police department. Leon 060, and Dragonblue already killed me while I was waiting, so I figured I"d post it instead of just sit here and HOPE. --Bacu 15:24, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

A Thankyou

I'd just like to thank Kristi of the Dead for cleaning up the Warrent on one of my members, Jill Valentine 13. So far, we have not recieved any proof, and will be treating this as a smear campaign. However, again, thankyou for ridding the false information. The Cop

Scarletwood Police Deaprtment Alliance

Hello I am Burning The Fire from Scarletwood Police Department and i am asking you for an alliance between Malton Police Department and Scarletwood Police Department, We see you as a valuable ally if we do ally up. Hope to hear from you soon --Burning The Fire 20:09, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

  • RE: Glad to hear you'd like to request an alliance. Please sign up on the Brainstock forums, and we can arrange Ally status there. --Winnan 20:41, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

The X Alliance proposal

we of a group of 15 would like to ally with you. we want you to be part of the standing X nation. we are NOT racist and we have a collection of allied groups to be part of the nation. X

Shamus McKenny

Hi there, I'm trying to get in touch with one of your members, Shamus McKenny, regarding the Red Army Fraction's attack on him of the 12th October. If anyone can point him towards my talk page, I'm trying to find out who was responsible so I can gather some info on their members. Thanks. Officer Otep 17:25, 19 October 2006 (BST)

Mercenaries.jpg Last Hope Mercenaries for Hire
Last Hope Mercenaries never die, they just go to hell to regroup.

Need a task done, we'll do it for you for a price, Hire!

Reconquer the Pooll Crecend Police Department

Hi guys!! The operation has started!! Join in the fight for the Pooll Crescend Police Department!! All high officials of the Eastonwood ferals are in there at the moment!! The Malton Red Berzerk Militia Brigade

--ailton 10:37, 2 October 2006 (BST)

The Warseer Pker Incident

Thanks For D for your statement staying neutral in this conflict.... I totally agree with your points, but what can you do if you got pked without any warning...for us it is a matter of self defence!! And at the moment our tension level has increased a lot. They do not answer to our diplomatic activities. So at the moment we got to teach them a lesson for a small while. --Ailton The Malton Red Berzerk Militia Brigade 2:35, 23 August 2006 (BST)

Peace has been reinstalled in the quiet streets of Eastonwood! But frigga and R Cameron Corbet will be still regarded as Pkers by us for the next week!

--Ailton The Malton Red Berzerk Militia Brigade 4:00, 24 August 2006 (BST)

Yay peace! --Gilant talk|DEM 12:39, 25 August 2006 (BST)

A Request from The Malton Red Berzerk Militia Brigade

Hi, I am Ailton one of the several leaders of The Malton Red Berzerk Militia Brigade. Well our group does not really fit to the police, but as in old times since we do not really do any big harm to anyone we have been tolerated by the police to a certain distinct. Well coming straight to the point now. We should start to talk about Eastonw. and especially about a certain zed group terrorising the quarter. So please feel welcome to contact me or write a message on our page!! --Ailton 04:35, 15 August 2006 (CET)

A message from The Shuttlebank Militia

I am Desmond O'Fara, leader of The Shuttlebank Militia. I would appreciate it if you would keep your members in check, as Musur "" was killing zombies, including myself, at the well known and tagged revive point in Shuttlebank, Drake Walk. I thought I would notify you, because it reflects badly on your group as a whole, and impares my group's ability to funtion in Shuttlebank. Killing zombies at Revive Points is considered PK'ing in Shuttlebank, and unless I hear a response back, Musur will be marked as a PK'er. --Jeffireland 09:43, 7 July 2006 (BST)

Remember, remember the 5th of November

You are all urged to storm the infected heart of our fair city of Malton on the 5th of November. We shall not lie down, we shall take back what is ours! Codename V 14:44, 4 April 2006 (BST)

A Message from the Butcher

I appologize first off for having to resort to speaking to you throught these crude manners. My name is Armadox Lazardi Xmachina, Butcher of Heytown, Leader of the Scavengers. I've desided to take a more hands on approach to my faction, considering I had let Kaein deal with the diplomacy. My skills lay more in guerrilla warfare.

That is neither here nor there however. I and the remaining Scavengers are preparing to confront the Queer Jew gang to establish a feasible and working boundary lines for petrols and defensive action in Heytown. Our Operation: Godhammer was nothing short of a faction purge, as I relieved many a member. Those that stand left are not willing to allow the damage that fell on Heytown during the Mall Tour '06, to repeat. I've called my men and women down from attacks on your group while this is happening. We are attempting a more friendly approach to this matter. Do not interfere in Scavenger business, and I can almost promise a bit more safety for all living in Heytown. -Armadox.

RCDC alliance

Gents, welcome to NE Malton. Whenever you get to the Ablett Arms, the first round is on us. We'd like you to not spray over our tags, help us maintain our barricade levels, and let us know what we can do to help you out.

Shall we consider our groups formally allied? Our general praxis in alliances is something short of a mutual protection pact (for you Civ players)--we'd need a damn good reason to get involved in any fight you have with another human group, and likewise we neither ask for nor expect any help from you in our ongoing RCDC-Newgrounds feud, but otherwise we coordinate ops, warn each other of hordes/PKer/Gkers, etc. Sound good?

Also, we're toying with the notion of establishing a NE Malton-wide PK/GK list--are y'all using one of the common PK lists? What are your thoughts on these matters?

solidarity, --Bulgakov 18:27, 26 February 2006 (GMT)

My ride home from work arrived, please be patient!

Do we want to make the MPD a unique entity or part of the MFD like the EMTs are?--Torvus 20:29, 11 Dec 2005 (GMT)

A unique entity I would think, as they would be by-and-large in Real Life (tm). Though I would suggest having the same basic organization (map divisions etc) and have the two tightly linked and working together. Maybe sharing SitRep forums or such - or be able to read and reply in each others division forums but not start topics? --Gilant 20:39, 12 Dec 2005 (GMT)

Sorry folks, you don't just get to take over someones page. I will be reverting this this afternoon. Copy your stuff off elsewhere. If you want to work together, lets talk about it. --Gilant 18:52, 17 Dec 2005 (GMT)

There is no Malton Police Department on the stats page (yet), you do not have 50+ members, and there was no active MPD until I started to work on it. We have a few members already and the MFD is starting the MPD as a companion group. You don't just get to wipe away our work with a phantom. If you have ideas and want to join the MPD, feel free to contact me, as the page instructed before you overwrote it. --Gilant 21:35, 17 Dec 2005 (GMT)

Just so your aware, the was NOTHING on the M.P.D. page when I came upon it, other than a poorly put together group box. As fo 50+ I was refering to the fact that when you make a new character, you are able to choose cop, and thus instantly start of as a police officer of the city of Malton. By making a group called the M.P.D. and not including, anyone and or everyone who has been a police officer in the game, you are destroying the very element of roleplaying that you are trying to create. In other words what your tellign me is that while I am, a Officer of Malton, and a member in the M.P.D. and have been role playing as such since near close to the begining of the game. I'am still not included in the M.P.D. wiki page because I'm not part of the M.P.D. that you chose to slap together and throw up on the wiki? My wiki contribution, was to make it so that the M.P.D was shown as a catch all for anyone who chose to roleplay as an officer of the law. Yet still allowed sub-groups, and actual groups like yours to operate under it's umbrella, under other names, be it squads, swat, or specific Police Departments, and in such be recognized as "Groups that were Cops".

What your doing, will eventually lead to Multiple groups all claiming to be the TRUE M.P.D. when in fact none of them are. What I was trying to do was use the M.P.D. page to encompase all groups who wish to be the M.P.D. but allow them to retain their individuality, and unique outlooks, twoards the game.

Maybe it's just me but I view, my attempts at a M.P.D. page to be those that would create, much less confusion, chaos, and replication of groups claiming to be the M.P.D. --- Luthian

RE Really? Odd. Then why haven't there been a host of groups claiming to be various forms of the MPD already? Why isn't there a catch-all group for every class already? And the Malton Fire Department has been up and running for months now, and we haven't had any issue with this, and that group just got it's 50th member last night.
Yes, in an in-game sense all Cops are, or at least were, members of the MFD before the horrible crisis plaguing Malton. Obviously the old command structure broke down. We are a small group of cops who, with the help of the MFD, are hoping to get the department back up and running. Some police will return to duty within the department. Many have already joined other organizations or will form new ones. The MPD will gladly work in cooperation with any group with the same basic goals. Some cops will fall to criminal behavior. They will be caught and punished in due time, though the priority will always be helping the good citizens of Malton. See the NOPD during Katrina for real world examples.
I'm sorry you didn't like my poorly put together group box. The polite way to go about things would have been to post some comments or questions about your ideas in the discussion area and/or contact me directly (which there was a link for in that poor group box) to see if the page had been abandoned or not. I have a full time job and two kids, so I'm afraid this work may develop a little more slowly than you like. All the prep work is being done in the forum, and a much better artist than I is working on a group image. I hope in the end you will decide to help us in our efforts. --Gilant 13:18, 18 Dec 2005 (GMT)

I believe that no MPD groups had been made officialy yet because no one thought it was a relevant Appropriate group. Because as I said earlier your createing a monopoly on the name and idea, on something that is public. But now that a MPD group has been made it is only a matter of time before similar groups who don't want to follow your command structure are created. As for the Malton fire department, your already treading on thin ice there, as Axes High has been the resident Fire Fighters group since the begining of time. Not to mention sadly police officers will always be deemed "cooler" by 15 year old kids, so the MPD is more likely to stir up more of them, and created copy cat groups. Im sorry If it seems I snapped at you. There just seemed to be no info on the MPD page, and the game had been around forever, so I figured It was just going to be a rough history of the department. Then when I put all my hard work into the page and command structure of the organization, to have it destroyed without even a thought of using it, was kind of annoying. I wish you luck with your group. FYI, the game is set in England and created by Kevin a British citizen, so you might want to keep that in mind. If you ever need anything, feel free to contact me, Im up on the Malton Metropolitan Police page, -- Luthian

You mean like you altered the page we started without bothering to contact us? Instead of trying to hijack this page, why didn't you contact me and offer to help? I'd certainly appreciate assistance from creative people! I would love to have incorporated some of your work. But that doesn't appear to have been your true interest - actions speak louder than words. Rather than help, you overwrote. Rather than respond to the offer in the last sentence of my previous post, hoping you would join us and help make a better group, you have apparently set up another group solely to 'compete' with us. Knock yourself out, and I hope you have fun! Just please try to be polite and not obstructive.

And BTW, I'm not sure exactly what makes you feel you have the authority to make comments on behalf of Axes High. That is a great group with a long history, who while yes, most members are Firefighters, it was conceived as an Axe combat only theme group. Why would there be any reason for those two groups to have ay animosity? In fact Tenk (the Founder of Axes High) was involved during the founding of the Malton Fire Department, and the two groups have a very positive relationship, with some early members of both groups working together. --Gilant 16:34, 18 Dec 2005 (GMT)

My intent was, to do just that. I was under the impression that axes high stemmed from headhunters, and was completely firefighters, though I could and probably am wrong. I was using Axes High to reference the fact that that a "firefighter group" had been established, and similar things could and will happen with Police groups, cleary seen by the fact that there are plenty of police groups already established that are named after PD's.

RE: (EDIT: DRAT!!! :( I had paragraphs of reply started and accidentally closed the bloomin window! and you just know I wont do quite as good a job the second time) Indeed. And Axes High actually predates the MFD IIRC, though not by a lot. We just don't happen to agree that this will be an issue.

What my gripe is that by using the MPD as your groups name, it is automatilly assumed that all other PD groups are a subdivision of yours, andthat is unfair to groups who wish to be established as unique ones.

RE: I understand, but I don't foresee this as a problem. First of, it is not our intent to try, not to even suggest, that we are in command of any other independent groups. There are too many people around here that try that already. Our RP intent is however, like with the MFD, that we are a bunch of Police officers, trying to rebuilt the pre-catastrophe department. What makes our group different from most is that we are trying to organize across all of Malton. We do not expect to be a major force in any one location, but rather be able to dispatch small groups to areas in need and have a communications system that allows us to have effective intel across all of Malton. While we certainly hope we will be able to establish positive working relationships with any like-minded organization of fellow officers, we have no intention of trying to take control of any other groups. Our groups name is intended to presume however that we are rebuilding the old MPD, across all of Malton. That is an RP decision, which yes, does mean we have to be extra careful in how we present ourselves in some instances.
Like the MFD has done with Fire Stations, we will be 'activating' Police Departments as bases all over Malton as our ranks grow. Of course we would not presume to take any building currently in use by an existing group (the 'Sards for example) however. This has yet to cause any problems for the MFD and in fact, as we grow and become more well known, most local groups have welcomed our presence in their area, and in a growing number of cases are approaching us to formalize the affiliation. Given the number and range of personalities in the game, I sure this will not always be the case; but if it works out well 19 times out of 20 we'll be quite happy. Our groups have always worked hard to contact the leaders of local groups in any suburb we are looking to set up operations in to make sure everyone is OK with our intentions and work out any details in advance.

I wanted to try to use the MPD page as just a fact info page, and a catch all for all police groups, but as you have taken it as your own I will leave it be, I am sorry. As for my group the MMP, I have been wanting to be part of a PD group with a good and realistic organization structure. Sadly none have both those qualitys.

RE: It's unfortunate you didn't wait a couple more weeks to look! ;) We will be modelling the MPD's CoC after the MFD Command. Obviously rank names will change (and yes, we will be using British ranks, though I'm having to do some research on this being from the US myself), but the basic command organization will be the same. This organization has worked extremely well for the MFD and, while not totally realistic, close enough mirrors reality (the founder is actually a Firefighter IRL[t]) while still being functional in UD. Additionally, the MPD will be added to the forum so the two groups can share scouting reports, alarms, etc.

And since there is no catch all MPD wiki page, I am unable to just start a squad and throw it on under the MPD page. Thus I have created a realistic Police group based on the actual Met in London, that acts completely onto itself, yet is still an "Official" law enfrocement agency. Thus I do not break the "third wall" of roleplaying I am trying to preserve by creating a a second MPD, but still have the freedom to be part of a realistic law enforcement agency in the world of UD. I did not create the MMP to compete with the MPD, infact I hope that the two groups can work together.

RE: Yay!!! I'm terribly sorry if I misunderstood. But you must understand how upsetting I found it to get IM'd by a friend to inform me that the MPD page we had started working on had been completely overwritten by someone, without any attempt at contact or communication first. I look forward to working with you.

But I can and will admit that I made it because I am the kind of person that likes to have creative control over the astetics, but does not actually want to control the group. Im actually hopeing to hand over the reigns of the MMP to someone else. As for not offering to help you, I will be honest, the sudden destruction of hours of late night work, dare I say inspiration, without a thought to keeping even any of my ideas, greatly angered me, and I felt that If someone could look at something I created, and not take a single thing away from it, they were not someone I wanted to work with directly.

RE: But that is exactly what you did to me! Although little work was on the page, a lot of time and discussion had gone on behind the scenes. You made absolutely NO ATTEMPT to contact me. You did not leave questions on the discussion page., you did not leave me a message using the contact link in the group box. I'm sorry if you were upset, but you must then understand how I felt by what you had done to me first. I at least gave notice of my intent to revert the page here in the discussion area and gave you all day to contact me before I did. I would have been happy to use some of your ideas and work, but I will not steal someone else's efforts without permission. Instead, I made certain my comment here putting my intent to revert on notice was to express a hope that we could work together and asking you to talk about it. Even after reverting and responding to your first comment, I made the effort to ensure my last statement expressed a hope that you would help us make a better group and work with us, rather than try to take control of our efforts, however slight they seemed to that point. You decided on the path you took, to not contact us first, to insist on following your own path. It is in that that I wish you every good fortune. I do still hope we will be able to work together and have a positive impact in Malton. Even so, should you change your mind, my offer still stands!

This is of course my reaction in the heat of the moment after a long day of work. I meant no offense and to be 100% perfectly honest I figured the MPD page had been slapped up by a 14yr old who was to lazy to put anything more than a group box, not a serious gamer who had little time because he has a life outside of this game.

RE: Didn't they teach you about making assumptions (ass u me) in school!? :P

I wish you and your group the best of luck, I am sorry for the misunderstanding, and I hope you don't hate me ( cause I hate it, when people hate me), If you liked anything I had designed but felt ill at ease to use it because of the circumstances of it's posting, feel free to use it

RE: Many thanks! I will go read your page later and steal liberally now that I have your persmission! :D

if not, oh well. Feel free to contact me for anything, I would be more than happy to help you with your group. There are not hard feelings here, only bruised ego's. If this comes off as cross, in anyway I'm sorry I hate socially interacting with people through the internet, things never sound the way you want them too. And to think I wanted this to be a short curt answer explaing my actions and saying Im sorry, oh well. -- Luthian

RE: Thank you very much for taking the time to explain things. I hope my 'short' answer and apologies above help as well. --Gilant 16:42, 19 Dec 2005 (GMT)

The M.M.P. is stationed out of Wasson Square Police Dept in Galbraith Hills if you need a Chief Inspector for district three of the SW Quad, or an Inspector for the Galbraith suburb, or even a Sergeant for the Wasson Square Police Dept, I would be more than happy to help. Also if any or all of these posistions are taken, I'd appreciate If you could leave a post with the Officers's names, I'd like to know whos working in the area, that way we can help each other out. Currently the M.M.P. is focusing on making Galbraith Hills safer from a large wave of infected, so we will be Very active there. - Luthian

Edit: After further thought, I came to the conclusion that it would be in a conflict of interests to have any form of command in the MPD. Though I truly wish to help out. As the MMP is in the Galbraith Hills suburb, I am more than willing to update you with news from the suburb, until at which time the MPD is situated, in the suburb. This is of course assuming you are not here already. Also, I would still like to "meet" those of the MPD who are operating in the area, since Idealy I would greatly like the two organizations to be on good terms, and help one another. - Luthian

Tags - Observed & Suggestions

Have you seen a MPD tag out in Malton? Do you have a suggestion for a new one? Please put them here!

  • Are you one of Maltons Finest? Join the MPD!
  • To protect and serve. Join the MPD (see wiki)
  • Cops, help rebuild Malton PD; join today!
  • Blow off some steam and zombies, Join MPD

PK sighting. (You guys are cops right? Then catching criminals i.e. PKers should be right up your alley.)

[1] I came to you guys because you've set up shop in the suburb, Eastonwood. If there is a better place to submit this, then by all means, tell me. Kyokujitsu no Tenshi 06:20, 15 March 2006 (GMT)

[2] It happened again. And these are two different accounts. Pker and a zerg. Kyokujitsu no Tenshi 02:52, 19 March 2006 (GMT)

Hi there, im Inspector Niobhan, head of MPD operations in Eastonwood, we are aware of the pathetic bills, and we have a dedicated PK reporting thread over on our forums at if you post up links to your screenshots in that thread we should able to add them to the list of bounties.

PLEASE STOP taking bounty requests from PKer groups

C'mon, you just KNOW it's just retaliation griefing.

One of my characters is currently at war with a known PKer group, who have PKed me multiple times. I PK and I only PK members of that group, because they kill me on sight whenever they find me.

I have been killed three times by people claiming affiliation with your group, twice when I was under 30 hp due to zombie attacks. On top of all the times I've been killed by the Pker group, and the zombies as well, this is very annoying.

I always announce that I am killing a PKer who previously killed me whenever I do the deed in a building with other survivors, to prevent just this sort of confusion. Doesn't seem to do me any good.

If members of a PKer group asked you to hunt me down, they're just using you to do their dirty work. SmartyMart 02:29, 2 July 2006 (BST)

In fact, I checked your "Rogue's Gallery", and the people I've killed are all listed there! Thus, even by your own standards they were justifiable kills, and the only reason you're killing me is because I am not a member of your group and do not contribute to your bounty list. Well, killing people for not associating with you is the classic behavior of a PKer group. SmartyMart 02:35, 2 July 2006 (BST)

Fine Art of Malton

Hi there, just wondering if the Police Department would be interested in securing Malton´s museums? If so, check out the Fine Art of Malton movement for the database and communication with other groups happy to protect Malton´s culture.

Thanks, Karloth vois 01:56, 21 July 2006 (BST)

I apologize for not responding to this earlier; but all buildings, regardless of what it is, will be maintained as much as possible by our organization (including museums and libraries). However, we will abide by the Uniform Barricading Policy, unless circumstances force us to suspend our following of the UBP. --Winnan 14:38, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Clueless MPD member

Hi, I'm a member of the Brain Rot Revive Clinic in South Blythville. We are a revive clinic specializing in Brain Rotted characters who want to be survivors again. As such, we like to keep our clinic (one of four NT buildings in the suburb) open to the street as well as ransacked, so it can't be re-barricaded. It would be nice to keep it unransacked, but people tend to "help us out" by randomly barricading it, and that means our clients can't get in for their revives. No, ransacking does not prevent powering a NT!

That being said, a person whose profile states he is a member of the MPD ActingUpAgain has been acting as though he was a member of the Clinic, telling a zombie that "you will not be revived" and "Someone ransacked the building, and as a result it can't be repaired until all zombies are gone. Otherwise I'd revive more of you. I'll try to come back later with syringes I get elsewhere." He has also been killing zombies in the Clinic, which is a revive point.

Is this a real MPD member? Could you please ask him to be a little more polite and to work with us, not against us? Thank you! --Karen Eliot 07:16, 22 July 2006 (BST)

Coalition for Fair Tactics

If you agree please join this organization--GageCFT 03:13, 27 July 2006 (BST)

Recruitment Ad

Its that time again…Please update your timestamp or the ad will be deleted by Wednesday. Please feel free to delete this notice after you update the timestamp should you choose to do so.

Conndrakamod T CFT 11:28, 9 October 2006 (BST)

PKed by a possible MPD member

Yo, guys. I'm Durgan of the Lockettside Boys. Im only a level 1 wit 17 XP. I never shot anyone before,I just do the taggin for the LoBo. Yesterday I was killed by Lester Snopes, who said while shootin me "YOUVE BEEN SERVED BY MPD DIRTBAG" Id like to know what I did to deserve it or know if its not even a MPD guy. DurganKrole 20:11, 20 October 2006 (BST)

I got a screen shot for proof too DurganKrole 20:16, 20 October 2006 (BST)

  • Lester Snopes is not a member of the MPD; he's not on any of our rosters. He's probably one of many imposters. --Winnan 23:46, 20 October 2006 (BST)

Phone Mast status report

If you time, can we get your members to update with the current status of your phone masts near your locations? Thanks. Asheets 20:12, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

That shouldn't be a problem. I'll pass the word along. --Winnan 00:48, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

The James Earl Jones Awards

JEJ.jpg JEJ Nomination
Malton Police Department has been nominated to win the Best Survivor Group Award.
APEX ALMIGHTY Talk/Mall Info/ JEJ Awards7:00 A.M., 28 February 2007

I killed Agrojagg and Chris Redmoor

Hey, MPD. Just so you know, the entire MPD command in the Northeast division, District One has been judged guilty of ignorance. Any MPD members in Santlerville, Huntley Heights, Gibsonton, Heytown, or Pashenton are targets.

I've already killed Chris Redmoor, the district's chief inspector, and Agrojagg, Pashenton's inspector. Another inspector is dying for his ignorance tonight. Praise knowledge! Meatballking 8:46 PM 29 March 2007

~Update: DARK WARLORD has joined his scum brethren in the zombie train. HempressOfShish, jediknight114, and NEPhillyGuy would do well to leave the MPD, as it can no longer protect them. Meatballking 8:58 PM 29 March 2007

~Update: I killed DARK WARLORD again. The fool was hiding near where I killed him last time. Dark Warlord's second death in two days demonstrates that reviving is a waste of time. I'll just kill them again. The leadership of NE division, District One is decapitated. Praise knowledge! Meatballking 10:09 PM 30 March 2007

~Update: nobody cares. come to the MPD forums and brag if you want to. I'm sure you'll find someone to love you there. and just in case that wasn't clear enough...stop spamming our wiki please.--Kristi of the Dead 03:17, 1 April 2007 (BST)

I agree, no one cares. It's like when a 6 year old throws a tantrum, the more you pay attention to it, the more spoiled it gets.--NEPhillyGuy 1 April 2007



The Beatbox Kids have decided to hold a Santlerville/Huntley Heights-wide Rampage. We regularly have our own BBK Rampages in which our whole group goes out at the same pre-determined time to the same general area and kill every zombie in sight. So we'd like to expand this concept and invite all the groups from Santlerville and Huntley Heights and any lone characters to participate in a Rampage on Sunday the 8th of April at 8pm Australian Eastern Standard Time (which is GMT +10 for those outside Australia). Check to see what time that is your time zone so you can go Rampaging with the BBK. We'll aim to eradicate the zombie threat that has Huntleigh Heights coloured red on the danger level map. In doing this Rampage we also hope to strengthen ties with Santlerville/Huntley Heights groups such as yours. As Santlerville doesn't have enough of a zombie presence to support every group Rampaging at once, we will not be Rampaging in our home suburb of Santlerville - this will change should the danger level of Santlerville ever rise above yellow.

So spend the next 5 days stocking up on ammo, reving your group members, and finding appropriate safe houses for after the Rampage. Let the BBK know via email, wiki, or in game whether or not your group will be participating. Also, we'd like to get a head count of rampagers and a zombie body count so we can see how successfully the Rampage went after it's over. Together, we can make this small, localised, weekly shooting trip a huge, wide spread kill-fest. Who knows? One day this could become a Malton-wide event...

Good luck.

Nick (Nallan) from the BBK.


Hello, I'm here unofficially from the group "Shades of Malton". I would just like to offer assitance in scouting and surveying zed suburbs and pker hideouts in Pitneybank and the surrounding area. Just contact me through our forum. Thank you for your time. --PFC 23:13, 21 September 2008 (BST)

Remember remember...

5th of November/2008

Hello friends at The MPD! Right now, our day, The 5th of November is what concerns me. I am coming to every group and asking you to help in these greatest of days. Now, I am not forcing anybody. Thank you for your time. --/\Haliman/\ T | P! | W! 12:49, 12 September 2008 (BST)

Just wanted to say

I wanted to thank you for helping rebuild Spracklingbank after its latest hostile takeover. =) Myself and the Millett Walk Fire Department really appreciate what you've done for the suburb.--Elizabeth Bickell 21:18, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

Glad to be of service Ma'am.--Jarlian 14:55, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Capitalists, Beware

Greetings, facist pigs. I speak on the behalf of my organization, which shall remain unnamed at this time to protect our members. Our group wishes to end your oppression of Malton's free minds. Stay on your toes, we'll contact you again shortly. Chucknorisaur, 00:29, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

The Malton Police department and the greater Department_of_Emergency_Management have no stance on capitalism as it is applied in the city of Malton. In fact the MPD through the DEM supports many socialist type endeavors throughout the city. Not the least of which is the Revive Request Service which calls on the people of malton to work together for each others greater good. Also thank you for the advice I am certain the MPD is Always Vigilant.--Kristi of the Dead 03:56, 29 March 2008 (UTC)



Rouges List Has No official authority in Malton All groups claiming bounties are now over-No more Pking allowed on either end. Reprimand your Squad man-or he will be Handled by Ravenwood Security Solutions- The ONLY group Financed by the Border Army to keep inside Security.

Your little"police force" is NO Exception-Failure to comply by Stopping ALL bounty hunting will result in death. All we require is that.Ravenwood --PotHeadDan 04:46, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

The Malton Police Department belongs to a larger organization known as the Department_of_Emergency_Management or DEM. The Department of Emergency Management (which I represent) takes a dim view of pking in the city of Malton. As such we take interest in who is killing the citizens of our city no matter where they are. All of the groups who belong to the DEM organization agree that the use of the Rogue's Gallery is the best option in dealing with the Killers of the city. The citizens of Malton will continue to use the Rogue's Gallery as a benchmark to let us know who is dangerous and who isn't until such time as a new or better method shows itself. I would also suggest that the Border Army you speak of has no authority in the city proper and if you wish to work side by side with the people of Malton we will always welcome you. If you have any questions or wish to discuss this further I welcome you to come to our forums at Braionstock and have a chat anytime you wish.--Kristi of the Dead 03:56, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Just thought that you would like to know...

There is a PK'er operating in Vinetown masquerading as an MPD officer. Since I can't get a validation email from brainstock, I thought that you would like to know personally, courtesy of the 12th Reconnaissance Group and MERCY. His UD profile is Cheers --Raynor16 22:10, 16 June 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

Stop hand.png Group Active? Request.
In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Currently the suburb in question is Dentonside but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 12:47, 12 July 2008 (BST)

Throw in Pitneybank while you're at it. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:06, 20 July 2008 (BST)
As well as Quarlesbank. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:09, 24 July 2008 (BST)
And West Boundwood. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:14, 25 July 2008 (BST)
And East Boundwood. --Adavastor 17:37, 28 July 2008 (BST)
Stop hand.png Group Inactive?
No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

--Adavastor 02:58, 31 July 2008 (BST)

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