McZeds/ Recruitment

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McZeds isn't quite as grand as the times of old, but you can change that! McZeds is now offering exciting career prospects in existing stores, or you can become your own manager and run a new establishment. We currently dominate the Undead food market, and hope to keep it that way through fresh young prospects such as yourself. If you're interested, the McZeds page holds all the information needed, or if you have any questions or comments, drop me a line at my talk page.McZeds.

If you are interested, these tips should help:

A McZed's™ employee should always be cheerful and helpful while serving customers. Attention to detail is key! Did you smile? Did you greet the customer the moment they entered the restaurant? Did you tell them about the nutritional benefits of human flesh?

We here at McZed's™ applaud a good work ethic and a positive attitude. Our employees are expected to keep their uniforms sharp and their demeanor pleasant. Serve others as you would wish to be served!

Some key points to remember are as follows:

  1. Attend to your uniform as if it is the only outfit you will ever own. Treat it with care!
  2. Treat every customer with the utmost respect and attention.
  3. If a customer has a question about McZed's™ products, refer them to our handy pamphlet entitled "It's not so wrong!"
  4. Do not, under any circumstances, allow the undead to leave the preperation area.
  5. If a customer has a complaint, apologize for the inconvenience and refer them to a Manager immediately.
  6. Do not let any non-employees behind the counter for any reason.
  7. When handling the zombified human meat, remember to wear a hair-net.

--The-Not-So-Late Stuartbman The ThirdMcZeds.png MBE OBE 23:33, 21 August 2007 (BST)

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