Mod Conspiracy Conspiracy

UD Mod Conspiracy Conspiracy

Abbreviation:	UD-MCC
Group Numbers:	undisclosed
Leadership:	Cynical Skeptic Geraldo Rivera Wannabe: Anime Sucks
Goals:	To expose the darkest secrets of the wiki's mods conspirators.
Recruitment Policy:	Debunkers Welcome
Contact:	We'll get in contact with you! Or you can contact us on our talk page.

The Wiki is full of conspiracies, but none more prevalent than those found on Mod Conspiracy. What are the reasons behind their conspiracies? Why do they only target the mods and their associates? As we investigate, we will uncover the truths behind these conspiracies and show you that there is a lot more going on than you realize.

Welcome to Mod Conspiracy Conspiracy!

The Conspiracy Behind the Conspiracy: Investigating the Investigators

Established Conspirators

These Investigators have come out and claimed membership into this conspiracy club even through their numbers remain undisclosed. What are they hiding? Maybe more conspirators will be revealed as our investigation digs deeper, and our debunking bears results.

boxy

Funt Solo

Association:

Funt has long been one of the greater theorists that the wiki has ever known, but do his theories hold water?

May 25 2008

Funt Solo Silent on Mod Arbitration Conspiracy

As news broke yesterday with Cyberbob being quoted with saying to Grim "...I recall certain conversations on #udwiki where you helped co-ordinate strategically timed arbitration cases against people we both didn't like...," Funt Solo has remained again, strangely silent. It doesn't help the argument that Funt is actually in league with certain sysops, especially in light of news that they have, perhaps, been gunning for certain individuals. Where is Funt hiding as these allegations are thrust into the light? Surely, a story like this would be top billing for Mod Conspiracy. What do the mods have on Funt Solo that is making him remain quiet on these huger issues? It must be big..

May 8 2008

Cross posting from WMM

The Wiki Monitors Monitors find it oddly suspicious that Funt Solo has yet to write about the current conspiracy involving the ~~moderators~~ sysops and the vote striking scandal. Is Funt keeping this on the down low because he is siding with the goons and doesn't want the public to know his affliations? No, we here at WMM believe that Funt is actually working WITH the sysops and thusly does believe their actions to be credible! How is one of the wiki's top mod conspirators and against-the-grainers supposed to fight the man when he is siding with the man! For shame sir! For Shame......

Gage

Gage is a former sysop who at one time seemed to have a grudge with Funt Solo, but as we did deeper, why was he allied with a formidable foe in of all places, Mod Conspiracy?

May 28 2008

After eluding me for several months, I finally cornered Gage on the IRC of all places to see what he had to say about the ongoing conspiracy:

IRC: Session Start: Wed May 28 00:01:55 2008

<AnimeSucks> Do you have anything to say about the coverup?

<Gage> What?
<AnimeSucks> the coverup
<Gage> Of what?
<AnimeSucks> Ohh I see how we're gonna play this! feign ignorance all you want. I'm onto you, and the rest of the conspirators!
<Gage> If you can't even name what we're allegedly covering up your case must be pretty weak.
<AnimeSucks> So you admit that there is a group of you! I knew it! Mark my words I will find out how deep this conspiracy vein runs!

Gage is hiding something. Is he planning a return, bringing with him a Funt-Fueled Invasion of all the old sysops to bring about drastic reform on the wiki? Where is Xoid in all of this? Will we see Vista return to full action? All the can be certain is that Gage has confirmed that there is a coverup and he's not talking about it.

Jedaz

JudeMaverick

Lachryma

Matthewfarenheit

June 07, 2008

Prophets have been speaking of the sevens signs that usher in the end of the world, could one of the be Matthewfarenheit voting for Grim in the 'Crat election? Matt is the latest of the instigating conspirators to break character by doing a total 360 and joining sides with those who they once fought so hard against. This would be like Clark Kent voting for Lex Luthor to be president in the United States. It just wouldn't happen, but it did. The rise of the Anti-Pluto is upon us.