Naked Twister Party/09
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| Naked Twister Party '09 | |
| Abbreviation: | NTP |
| Group Numbers: | <100 counted at Fort Creedy |
| Leadership: | The glorious and invisible zombie spinner. Also Chekken |
| Goals: | To get harman han-hans |
| Recruitment Policy: | Discussion page/Show up randomly/wear nothing |
| Contact: | This page's discussion |
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[edit] What did we last land on?
Claws on green! We are victorious! Great job to the Feral Undead and the countless unnamed zombies who attacked so valiantly and brought down the gatehouse. But why stop here? Why stop when we can create an ALL NEW Naked Twister Party at Fort Creedy, which is damn close to where we are?
Foot on red. We will remain in the Fort until the 8th of August (a Saturday) to ensure the remaining survivors are dead. <s> Claws on Blue! We'll head off to Blesley Mall (79, 74) on the 13th to stop for a snack and lay waste to the immediate area. Blesley Mall has already been destroyed. Bummer.</s>
Claws on Red!!! Attack the adjacent buildings near Blesley Mall. We got some luck!!! Despite everything in the immediate area of Blesley being destroyed, there are several buildings in Osmondville that are not. Head to Grylls Crescent Police Department (82, 70) and attack there! When that is destroyed, decimate Vawer Walk Police Station (81, 70), which happens to be right next to it.
Claws on Green! Do what you want! Proceed a bit north of Grylls and wreck some havok in the nearby buildings!!! Any building is fair game!
Foot on Green! You know, we COULD spin the spinner again, or we could attack Mitchem Mall, where there is already a mob of zambahs. Let's go get 'em and help our zombie bro's and sisters. We will use PRISON TACTICS and attack nearby entry points first before destroying those inside. It's like a tasty, chewy gumdrop...a hard outer layer, but inside is sweet sweet bra!nz.
The time has come, zarmbah brahahs and zazaz! We shall head to Fort Creedy and take back what is rightfully ours. We have already destroyed Fort Perryn, Mitchem Mall, buildings in Osmondville, Vawer Walk PD, Grylls Crescent PD and a whole BUNCH of buildings around Blesley Mall. We can do it! On to Fort Creedy! GRAHZZAH BANANA GRAH!!!!
It's sad, but we must say goodbye for now. Let's all do a "Foot on Yellow" to celebrate the fun we've had! If you want, you can come to Fenessey Place Police Department for a little bit of an afterparty, or you can go off and do what you need to do. If you have enjoyed working with our partners, the Feral Undead and the Militant Order of Barhah, don't be afraid to join up with them! Whether zedlet or Barhah ascendant, they will be more than happy to help you out and perhaps show you some hotspots of survivor activity.
Thank you SO MUCH for participating in the Naked Twister Party, 2009 edition. If you have any feedback, good or bad, leave a comment on the discussion page. Join up with us next year for more NTP fun! --Chekken 06:37, 17 August 2009 (BST) Chekken 03:55, 6 August 2009 (BST)
[edit] Right hand on blue. OW, YOU BIT ME!
Naked Twister Party '09 is the name given to the event of epic proportions that occurs during the late summer. It is a reference to the battle between the Feral Undead on one side and the Cannonball Crew and 404 on the other which occured in late summer of 2009. The name is based on a joke posted on the Fort Perryn Wiki stating that the survivors inside the Fort were playing "Naked Twister" and not letting the zombies play. The zombies took offense and...well, what did you expect, really?...besieged the fort. But THEN, after asking nicely on their forums, 404 let them play Twister. Yet the trenchies inside continued to not let them play.
So we got angrier. And when zombies get mad, they call their friends for help. Hence, Naked Twister Party 2009. WE WANT IN!
We will fight with our claws We will fight on the street We will fight with a flaregun 'Cause that's fucking sweet So don't be afraid if our claws land on blue We're just playing Twister And hope you will, too
[edit] How to Play
We ALWAYS move from Fort Perryn's gatehouse to Fort Creedy's gatehouse. Each time the invisible and all-powerful zombie spinner makes a decision, we must oblige. The organizer(s) use REAL twister spinners every 5 days (or when the target is cleared of survivors) to determine what we should do next. Each spinner choice is a code of attack. When we reach the Fort, all spinner commands are suspended until the fort goes down. Then we must ALL do a "Foot on Yellow"
- Foot on Red means that you continue to attack the building you're attacking. If the group has not started the game, it means you should attack Fort Perryn. Respin if the target is already destroyed.
- Claws on Red means that the target directly adjacent to the current target will be attacked. If they already are, we will attack nearby resource buildings in either that suburb or the suburb adjacent to that one.
- Claws on Blue means that we must move to the nearest large building (usually a mall) and attack it until the spinner says otherwise. Respin if it is destroyed when we get there.
- Foot on Blue means we must attack the nearest resource building (fire, police, hospital or NT) that has not been destroyed yet.
- Foot on yellow means we must each let out a glorious cry of "GRAZZAH BANANAAAA!!!" or whatever other slogan your group may have once a day until the next spin. If you cannot death rattle, just say "GRAAAAAAAAGH" or use a feeding groan.
- Claw on Yellow means we must attack the nearest phone mast
- Claw on Green means we can do whatever we want within a 20X20 grid.
- Foot on Green means the organizer(s) get to pick a target
[edit] Rules of the Party
- Any information that is given to you by the group in confidentiality is to be taken as such.
- You must not post information from enemy groups that is not publicly accessible (ie. private forum/irc/chat spying is strictly prohibited.)
- NO ZERGING!!! ANYONE caught zerging will be placed on the blacklist. This list is KOS.
- Alts, whether human or zombie, may not participate in the party at all. This is to prevent accusations of cheating and promote fair play.
- GKing, PKing, parachuting and RKing as a survivor are okay (ie. Death Cultism), but ZKing is discouraged. Newbie zeds PKing higher-level characters is okay: they need their experience somehow.
- Do not use heavy insults ("c" words, racist insults, cultural insults eg. "jew"). Do not use real-life threats of violence. Do not use "text rape" in any way. If you do, you will be placed on the black list.
- If you want to declare war on us, abuse us because your character died and/or rant and rave, do so on the discussion page. Otherwise...you guessed it!...black list.
- Have fun!!! It's what we're all about!
[edit] Black List
These players were observed breaking a rule. Their punishment is listed next to their name.
- NorseGod Punishment: Warning -- Did not follow our wiki rules regarding hostile comments. Put them in the DISCUSSION page. Second offense will incur higher punishment.--Chekken 02:03, 14 August 2009 (BST)
[edit] Colonel Bustass and her Colossal Ta-Tas
Well, you see, right from the start Colonel Bustass said
she didn't want to play Naked Twister. So the zombies got mad at
that, right? Because like...we enjoy human bewbies, too
-- Chekken, parodying Colonel Bustass' quote on the wiki.
Colonel Bustass left a really dumb trenchie comment on the wiki that did nothing but insult zombies. Perhaps she didn't realize it, but we have feelings too! *Cries in a corner* Checking her profile, a Feral Undead member by the name of Chekken realized she was ex-military, which means two things...she has nice abs, and probably has very healthy, big ta-tas. Because of her comment on the wiki, her overall trenchieness and her unwillingness to participate in naked twister, she is sentenced to death by clawing. And she was killed (see: News). We didn't get a chance to touch her ta-tas, though. HOPEFULLY, the good Colonel has learned that when zombies want to play naked twister, we'll f*cking play naked twister.
[edit] Strategic Partners
[edit] News from the Game (which you just lost)
- August 17 It's sad, but we have done what we needed to do. We had a tonne of fun, grabbed some harman han-hans, and even had a snack or two. There will be an afterparty at the Fenessey Place Police Department for those who wish to attend. In the meantime, drop a comment on the discussion page. How did you like it? :D --Chekken 06:40, 17 August 2009 (BST)
- August 15 Fort Creedy's gone down like a 5 dollar whore. We asked for help from the MOB, and by golly did they deliver. A GARGANTUAN high five to the MOB strike teams! You guys were very impressive. We'll finish what we started, turning harmanz into harmanbargarz at the Fort, and end it all with an epic party when the last of the survivors are left swaying slightly --Chekken 02:39, 16 August 2009 (BST)
- August 13 To Fort Creedy!!! GRAZZAH BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
- August 12 Foot on Green! Attack Mitchem Mall, where a group of zombies have congregated already. --Chekken 21:44, 12 August 2009 (BST)
- August 9, 2009 Grylls Police Department and the PD next to it have been decimated. Good job, guys! We landed on "Claws on Green", so you can head north of Grylls and go nuts! Attack whatever you want! -- Chekken 04:02, 9 August 2009 (BST)
- August 8, 2009: We went to Blesley Mall...BUT IT WAS ALREADY DESTROYED! Bummer. Props to whichever group, whether organized or not, brought down Blesley. That just means more fun for us! SPINNER TIME!!! And we hit "Claws on Red". Head to Gryllis Police Department in Osmondville for a little snack. Chekken 04:39, 8 August 2009 (BST)
- August 5 2009: At approximately 6am GMT, Bullgod himself (leader of the Feral Undead) rallies zombies to busts down the gatehouse. Everyone inside was decimated; zombies steamrolling straight through to the armoury, the infirmary, the barracks, the storehouse and the vehicle depot all in one night. Colonel Bustass was found and murdered by a Feral zombie who was unassociated with the Feral Undead at the time. She was revived by an unknown defender and then KILLED AGAIN by a Feral named CitricUnion. Things are looking good for the party!--Chekken 03:30, 6 August 2009 (BST)
- August 4 2009: through coordinated efforts, zombies made numerous break-ins and stood inside the gatehouse. The zombie count doubled to 50 outside the gatehouse by midnight, with a little over 30 corpses outside and a few zombies inside of the complex. That same day, the Cannonball Crew arrived with backup for 404. Zombies who breached the gatehouse were quickly dispatched. The zombies, on the other hand, had not given up, sending out numerous feeding groans for support of their own. A request for assistance was sent to the Ridleybank Resistance Front and the Lagging Dead. Ridleybank Responded, but were quite a ways away and had trouble getting to Perryn in time to aid us.--Chekken 02:30, 6 August 2009 (BST)
- August 3, 2009, a record number of survivors that had been killed by the horde stood up and changed sides, attacking the fort. 32 dead bodies and 39 zombies stood outside of the gatehouse. Colonel Bustass teased the zombies with her huge ta-tas, but the zombies could not get into the gatehouse to play naked twister with her. Feral Undead members pledged to find Colonel Bustass and FORCE her to play naked twister or they would not share their booze anymore. During this period, several demands were made by the Ferals to 404, the primary defenders of the fort. The battle will continue until the Feral Undead receive a copy of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets",
a box of honey nut cheerios(scratch that, we've got the cheerios),a picture of Colonel Bustass' huge ta-tas(wow, they actually gave us a photoshopped picture) and/or theColonel herself is shoved outside(she was murdered on August 5...twice). In terms of survivor-to-zombie statistics, the ratio is almost perfectly even (1:1) --Chekken 02:30, 6 August 2009 (BST)
- August 2, 2009 404: Barhah not Found declares the fort theirs on the Fort Perryn wiki page. 26 standing zombies and 26 dead bodies were outside of the gatehouse and many feeding groans filled the air, attracting further zombies. 404 Barhah Not Found loaded their guns, struck a pose with their axes and began reading their copies of The rules of Naked Twister. We wanted to play...we were were denied. We shall have han-hans!!!
--Chekken 02:30, 6 August 2009 (BST)
- July 30 The Fort Perryn Gatehouse is cleared of standing zombies, repaired, and barricaded to VSB. Survivor support came mainly from unaffiliated humans and members of Squadron1111. The Fort remained in survivor hands for a full week with the Gatehouse being maintained at VSB. About 25 rogue zombies showed up over the next 3 days. -- Fiffy
