Naked Twister party/History
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[edit] How did this all start? What is this? Who the heck are you?
Naked Twister Party (NTP for short) is an event that happens every year in the first week of August, give or take a couple of days. It is a glorious event for zombies, harmanz, PKers and everyone who wants to participate. Zombies and PKers travel from Fort Perryn to Fort Creedy attempting to thwart the efforts of the humans, who (we can only guess) are playing awesome games of Naked Twister in the forts. The goal of Naked Twister Party is to bring human groups and zombie groups together through civil, organized and competitive gameplay.
It originally started in August of 2009, when zombies were bored, humans were bored and nothing was really happening. Most players were off for the summer, were at summer school or were working all of the time. It was like a game of baseball where nobody scores (literally or figuratively) and there's no booze. So one day, a bored individual named Colonel Bustass (an obvious trenchcoater) went on the wiki, and that's how everything got started...
[edit] Colonel Bustass and her Colossal Ta-Tas
Well, you see, right from the start Colonel Bustass said
she didn't want to play Naked Twister. So the zombies got mad at
that, right? Because like...we enjoy human bewbies, too
-- Chekken, parodying Colonel Bustass' quote on the wiki.
Colonel Bustass left a really dumb trenchie comment on the wiki that did nothing but insult zombies. She was ex-military, which meant two things...she has nice abs, and probably has very healthy, big ta-tas. Because of her comment on the wiki, her overall trenchieness and her unwillingness to participate in naked twister, she was sentenced to death by clawing by most Feral Undead members. We wanted in the fort not just to claw Colonel Bustass, but to silence her attention-seeking ways. Her group, the Prosser Posse, wasn't even active anymore. So we made a plan to shut her down.
[edit] The Very First Gathering of NTP
404: Barhah not Found declared the fort theirs on the Fort Perryn wiki page on August 2nd. At this point, we had three enemies; Squadron1111, 404 and the Prosser Posse. 26 standing zombies and 26 dead bodies were outside of the gatehouse and many feeding groans filled the air, attracting further zombies. The Feral Undead somehow found their way to us and became a strategic partner, and the MOB was working in the area (though they were not strategic partners). We had ideal circumstances for a siege.
Now, sometime that week, 404 made a joke about the survivors inside of the fort playing Naked Twister. At this point, soon-to-be organizer Chekken created the '09 page of the NTP. Soon enough, we had about 10 members who were officially participating in the event. That number jumped to 30. Eventually, we had 100+ zombies attacking Fort Perryn and supposedly playing the game with us. The Cannonball Crew joined in with 404 and gang. Bullgod himself, the leader of the Feral Undead, rallied his zombie brothers/sisters to knock down the gatehouse, and it definitely worked. Because of our numbers, Fort Perryn went down in just 4 days. Colonel Bustass was murdered TWICE during this awesome raid.
Then, we went to Mitchem Mall. 40 of our brethren helped destroyed Mitchem Mall along with the MOB in about 3 hours. We decimated the PDs in the area. God, were we pleased with ourselves. It was just awesome to see.
A request for backup was answered well by the RRF, who joined us in glorious battle at Fort Creedy. It went down twice as fast as Fort Perryn; went down in about 2 days. The MOB joined us there, as well. That was a huge victory for us.
We were pleased with the event, but felt it could have been better planned. It really was a spontaneous thing that occurred overnight. For 2010, we WILL plan it and make sure that groups are willing to join up.
We have a lot planned for 2010, so join us then and we promise it will be fun!!! Discuss any ideas on the talk page.
