Late Night TV Crue/November 2nd: And the Rubicon is Crossed...

And the Rubicon is Crossed...

November 2, 2007

Well, it's been a while since I told you what I've been up to! Let's see - since the Big Bash came to Lockettside, we've been busily blasting away at Valkyries both living and dead. We stumbled across our pal Chillpill a few times as a zombie and shot him up a bit.

I killed John Ramirez and BlizZombie the other day - that was pretty fun. Honestly though, it hasn't been quite the same killing Valks of late. I know! Heresy right?

I can't help it, I feel like one of those guys that rode on the trains through the old west shooting the brainless buffalo until there weren't any more buffalo, (until somehow there were more buffalo again and I now I get to eat Buffalo filet mignon at restaurants). The buffalo spurt lots of cool blood and stuff, but they kind of just stand there and soak up a lot of bullets. Know what I mean? I mean you can only have so many rugs, coats, hats, boots and what not made out of buffalo before you think maybe it might be fun to hunt something else.

Anyway, today I decided to branch out a little over in Marven Mall. Upon arrival, I took a gander at the names before me and saw:

Senator Ted Stevens. Mr. Intertoobs himself! This guy is under investigation by the Senate Ethics committee! He's an ultramaroon! I thought if anyone is totally deserving of an untimely death, it's this boob! So I said this before ganking him:

Sarah Silverman said:"Really Senator Ted Stevens! The Internet is NOT a system of tubes. And that bridge to nowhere in AK! Shameful!! I am representing your constituents here as I impeach you..." to the fifty people nearest to you.

Damn if I didn't forget the kiss kiss again!

So then I looked about some more, and I'll admit I went to another corner of the mall in search of someone already a little softish on the HP front. Lo and behold! There was a guy named Nick Lamb at 46 HP! So I said this to him before cutting the gossamer thread of his life short...

Sarah Silverman said:"Goodness! With a name like Nick Lamb, you are begging for the slaughter. That and the horrible spelling of dying as dieing in your profile make you my next target Nick! Kiss kiss!"

Remembered it that time! Not a bad day overall. Until next time!

OH! I almost forgot! I made the stupid Rogues Gallery! What a dumb tool. Stephen's ahead of me, but I suspect my focus on non-Valkyrie targets in malls should make me more competitive. I really need to waste more AP on taunting like he does. It motivates the sheeples to fill out the necessary paperwork to cry and whine to the proper authorities.

Kiss kiss!--Sarah Silverman 21:32, 2 November 2007 (UTC)