Late Night TV Crue/October 19th: Killing, Dead or Alive

Killing, Dead or Alive

October 19, 2007

Today on soap opera hospital:

Stephen and I were feeling a little stressed out, so we decided that exercise would be the best way to work it out. What better exercise than shooting fish in a barrel?

We met up in St. Alex’s about noon, and started blasting away. As luck would have it, I got the first two kill shots:

• Sarah Silverman killed moses911. (4 minutes ago)
  
• Sarah Silverman killed BlizZombie. (3 minutes ago)

I decided not to dump any bodies this time, because I wanted the extra shots, and who cares anyway?

That made me giddy, so I told a silly joke:

• Sarah Silverman said "This place is a SHAMBLES! Get it? Zombie? Shambles? Hahahaha! See ya!" (1 minute ago)

I was very tired at that point, and just headed out. I’m sick of just standing there while idiots shoot at me. Whatever Fang and Zoomy – you want a piece of me, be there when I come. Up to you to figure out when that is.

Then Stephen finished off that self-righteous JR:

• Stephen Colbert DFA killed John Ramirez. (1 minute ago)

Bliz stood up and chewed on us both a bit. I guess he got Stephen.

• A zombie killed Stephen Colbert DFA. (47 seconds ago)
• A zombie said "MRH HRH HRH HRH HRH" (38 seconds ago)
• A zombie said "MAHRANZ. Mrh? Mrh? Mrh?" (32 seconds ago)

Clearly it just made him laugh. Even the undead Stephen with his addled brain knows that the Valks are morons! He started chewing on Zoomy as a zombie, just in time for Sheila to show up. Together they finished her off.

Sheila even revived Stephen in the process, so I guess his rotting corpse gets to stink up the place while he rests up! Smell that Valkyries? Smells like VICTORY!

That was our day today! Yay Sheila!! Yay Stephen!!! Boo Valkyrie Dorks!! Fun fun fun!! Until next time - kiss kiss!--Sarah Silverman 17:54, 19 October 2007 (BST)