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Dulston Destruction Tour

Good day to you all. I would like to inform your noble group of the mass gathering of ignorants in the suburb of Dulston. I am wondering if the Philosophe Knights would like to join the DDT in the fight to rid the location of these imbeciles. It would be best if you leave a message on the DDT's talk page. Thank you for your consideration. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 00:18, 1 May 2007 (BST)


The Rouge Heart Aces are requesting an alliance with the Philosophe Knights.

-- Vigeous RHA 00:27, 7 April 2007 (BST)

Being a member of the PKA makes you an ally already. If you want to be further assistance to our cause, or would like additional help with yours, register on our forum (if you haven't already), and contact M ( with your intentions. In the mean time, I am always happy to see more intellectual people supporting the protection of knowledge. --Flogging MollyTinywhitemask.GIFPK 02:03, 9 April 2007 (BST)

Requesting Permission

To be a member of the Royal Society of Malton --Vigeous 17:49, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Yes, you are welcome. The Royal Society doesn't really do anything at the moment. It is more of a group that connects groups of an intellectual nature. M 02:49, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Malton Murder Awards Nominees

MMA.JPG Malton Murder Award Nominee
This User or Group has been nominated by the general populace for engaging with in the murderous ways of Malton. Be sure to vote here for your choice by 23.00 GMT on the 15th!

Best Group: The Philosophe Knights

Most Notorious (Individual): Flogging Molly

Good Luck! --Karloth Vois RR 01:02, 14 March 2007 (UTC)


The Zog of Marrinium declare this a MPZ and will act accordingly. ('Mightily Pretentious Zone')--Unsigned by Amiasheep 07:06, 21 June 2006 (BST)

Erm... what's up with our forum? Apparently, the bandwidth limit has been exceeded... Which sucks royally. Will this be a frequent problem? If so, perhaps we should move to a better service?--Wifey 15:58, 23 May 2006 (BST)

It seems like it's persisting, but we've never had this problem before. M, do you know what the deal is? -- [S] 18:47, 25 May 2006 (BST)
Yay. It is back. Now let's figure out how to keep that little issue from recurring, hm?--Wifey 03:11, 26 May 2006 (BST)

I've been having problems with the forums recently too; I'll just provide a picture ([1]) instead of trying to describe it. When I try clicking on the Index link from that page, I get a 404 error page like is described at the bottom of the page. Oh, and I don't normally use internet explorer (was from trying to access it from a computer at work), but the same page shows up using firefox at home.--SS 04:38, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Ahahaha! That is '' which is under construction/death. '' should work just fine. Oh, or '' M 01:04, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Hmm, this seems as good a place as any to bring it up... I've recently signed up for your forum, however I have not seen my account validated yet - the name of the account is "Torec Shadecrow", as should be expected... In any case, if I need to do any special song and dance that I haven't read about yet, let me know, if you could. Torec T-CC 05:47, 24 February 2007 (UTC)


Pkdaythumb.jpg PK-Day
Remember that 6/6/6 was Pk-day!

Please feel free to take part, and spread the word. Further Ideas, Suggestions and contributions are welcome. Yours sincerely --PatheticBill 23:36, 6 May 2006 (BST)

Well, thanks, Bill(s).--Wifey 02:18, 7 May 2006 (BST)

The M.A.I.M. Society

You do realise that my group (The M.A.I.M. Society) and your group share similar goals, don't you? In effect, it's contradicting your (in-game) desire to rid Malton of the ignorant and the uneducated if you then go around killing people who hold some of the same ideals as you. --Lord of the Pies 13:45, 30 April 2006 (BST)

One of our members added to your "Talk" page; we shall discuss this matter to a greater extent and return to you with an answer shortly. [M] 03:30, 2 May 2006 (BST)
Sorry about killing you Lord of the Pies. I mostly kill people that I think look stupid or have cool names. And well I really like your name so I killed you. Sorry again. HB
I'm not exactly angry, I just felt that I should point out that fact (above). This is, however, a particularly difficult time for M.A.I.M., as most of our active members are undead, and as such my death has set us back further. --Lord of the Pies 17:46, 3 May 2006 (BST)

Recruitment Ad

Be advised your ad is about to expire and will be deleted by wedensday if the timestamp is not updated. Thank you. Conndrakamod T CFT 17:07, 25 September 2006 (BST)

Knights of St. Jude

I'm having great fun checking the wiki twice a day to see if I'm dead yet. Timid Dan 21:19, 28 February 2006 (GMT)

I am glad we are able to humor you. [M] 00:44, 3 March 2006 (GMT)

Aust Fritz disputes the kill record up here, he said he was attacked by Flogging Molly, but a zombie finished him off and got the kill.Timid Dan 23:11, 19 February 2006 (GMT)

The record is not up to date, I do not think we are going to count the kill by Flogging Molly though. [M] 01:22, 20 February 2006 (GMT)
This was figured out on the KOSJ forum wasn't it? I thought F was to get the kill, but I don't know. [S] 17:44, 22 February 2006 (GMT)
Yeah, the kill goes to 'F', I figure he used enough ammo that it'd be almost unffair to take that away from him. autzfritz 20:44, 23 February 2006 (GMT)

A point of minor discussion : noted that 126 is listed as the total executed. Does this refer to total executions or total distinct players harassed? Cinnibar 13:12, 14 Feb 2006 (GMT)

It should refer to the total players killed on the list, though it is not really up to date. Sometimes members forget to up it. Players not executed are not counted. [M]22:56, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)
I just counted and updated the tally. The tally is of the number of kills we have made (124). 3 ignorants have been executed more than once, so the number of different individuals is only 121. [S] 01:12, 17 Feb 2006 (GMT)

For the record, and because we can see who's bagging who anyway, is someone keeping a running tally of both sides in this madness? Cinnibar 03:54, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Not really, what does it matter anyway? We will keep our tally on the wiki. [M] 22:58, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)
I think so far it's PK: 2, KOSJ: 1. This is since the recent declaration of war. If you want, I can continue to update this counter here. [S] 00:54, 17 Feb 2006 (GMT)
...No way I'm updating this by the way. Far too many folks are getting iced over far too fast. [S] 21:34, 22 February 2006 (GMT)

So is it considered ignorant to be overly dramatic? If so, you may want to off yourself. You have a "history" of targeting the Knights of St. Jude? You killed one of our members, so we killed noc II, the guy that murdered him. I think what you mean to say is that there was a recent outbreak of one attack. Jonny America 03:43, 14 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Another member was killed by a mercenary in Caiger Mall. It is confirmed that the mercenary character was an alt of a member of the Knights of St. Jude acting on their behalf. As the one taken down by that assassin, let me tell you, it was honestly quite fun to be targeted and executed like that. One of my favorite experiences in Urban Dead to date. -- [S] 07:30, 14 Feb 2006 (GMT)


What do all those letters after your victims mean? --Daxx 18:20, 31 Dec 2005 (GMT)

The initials are an anonymous way of attributing the excecution to the Knight who performed it. -- [M] 1:35, 1 Jan 2006 (GMT)

As a matter of interest, what are the criteria, if any, by which someone is judged to be "guilty of ignorance"? -- Hendrik Casimir 04:39, 5 Jan 2006 (GMT)

My victims either consider themselves above others (Lord K, Sgt. Leon, revivemania etc.), are foolish enough to be caught outside, or are openly against the Knights. I also am warning any Neon Knight or Knight of St. Jude: you are all to be executed immediatly unless you join our ranks. (23 killed in the glory of the Philosophe Knights). -[F] Anonymous Jan 5, 2006
What have the Neon Knights done to you? --Zaknrfama 22:08, 17 Jan 2006 (GMT)
Other members of the organization are confused about F's little crusade against the Neon Knights and the Knights of St. Jude. It is a private crusade, let that be made clear: the Philosophe Knights will not hesitate to execute members of the Neon Knights and Knights of St. Jude as we do not hesitate to execute any survivors who are deemed ignorants. We will not pick out Knights of either of those organizations specifically, however. -- [S] 22:19, 17 Jan 2006 (GMT)
Oh, I see. People think we're allied because we have 'knight' in each of our names? These people should probably be deemed more ignorant than others, though I personally think you're a bunch of whackjobs anyways. --Zaknrfama 21:39, 20 Jan 2006 (GMT)
That is not quite it. No one, as far as I can tell, is confusing our groups. A few of our members are not exactly happy about the similarities in our two organization*s titles. We are currently discussing the matter, but we will all agree that you are not "whackjobs," but instead a good group, though thoroughly mislead. The Philosophe Knights are dedicated to purifying Malton, and are a noble organization. -- [M] 02:22, 21 Jan 2006 (GMT)
You misspelled "misled" there, Masque; I think you'd better be left alone in the library with a loaded revolver to do the "honorable thing." Ditto for you, "Flogging Molly"; you misspelled "immediately."
Clever with the names. As to the spelling errors, remember the difference between in character and out of character. -- [S] 22:33, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)
I hear you ran into a spot of bother within the past couple of hours, Sigfrid. Maybe it was payback for shooting a firefighter at Catcott Row FS. You should really be more careful. -- Hendrik Casimir 09:31, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)
Eh? Sorry, guy. I honestly don't remember you. *shrug* I'm guessing you're the guy who killed me an ass-long time ago? You really should learn that gloating about having killed someone on a game where one can make multiple kills per day against people who are offline is a little bit silly. Hope you don't mind that I changed the link you gave to one more appropriate.--Sigfrid 7:25, 20 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Why did you kill me? I bode you no ill will until now, was safely inside a "safehouse," and my charactor was intelligent enough to know first aid and have lab experience. You claim that you are merely "adding to the gaming experience," but you are doing so at the cost of others. You pride your intellect, but you killed a fellow intellectual comrade ignorant of the common enemy outside trying to kill you. Axeman89 04:46, 6 Jan 2006 (GMT)

If you truly believe you are one of Malton's intellectuals, then you are free to become a member of the Philosophe Knights. In fact, you are invited to join in our noble quest. -- [S] 5:22, 6 Jan 2006 (GMT)
I appreciate the offer, but I would never stoop low enough to PK, and I am already part of another group, one that includes true intellectuals. Axeman89 15:40, 6 Jan 2006 (GMT)

It's been brought to my attention that I'm on your hitlist due to my presence within the Judge Street PD. This was declared after it's most current cleansing. I was merely resting there on my way back to my current destination after responding to a call for aid from the Judge Street PD. Being in the wrong place at the wrong time doesn't seem to be a suitable reason to be executed by the Philosophe Knights. It's for this reason that I request not being a target of the Philosophe knights. I don't oppose your actions or philosophies, and wish you to keep that in mind when considering my request. -Braun 19:40, 10 Jan 2006 (EST)

The Philosophe Knights do not have a hit list per se. Our organization kills those who are deemed ignorants. This potentially includes all non-members. -- [S] 06:52, 13 Jan 2006 (GMT)
That actually relieves me quite a bit, thanks. Braun 15:10, 13 Jan 2006 (EST)

Hey, just wondering why you guys killed me. I've never said anything against you fact Im all for wiping Malton of idiots. I was in a safehouse, minding my own bussiness and i was killed. Just wondering why. - Bobandabit

Chances are you were deemed an ignorant for any reason by a P. Knight. Though I, myself, cannot speak for my fellow Knights, I pick my victims either one of two bases: 1. Your name irritates me, or 2. I awoke in a building with you, and you said something that irritated me (because of its [the statement] stupidity) If you're for our cause, why not join us? I'm sure an apology will be delivered [if you join].--[_] 20061021, 1956 (PST)

Any reason why i keep being targeted by multiple members of your group? I mean, if you are attacking me because i killed one of your members (i believe you know who he is) understand that that member just had the rotten luck of me logging on as he was attacking me and me retaliating for it. He should have done the smart thing and ran away if he didnt want to be killed. If he would like to settle this, may i request a deul between him and I, to end this nonsense?? - User:TheHippestCat


"Axeman89 -- Axeman89 is sentanced to death for his defiant opposition of the Philosophe Knights."

So, that is how reasoned debate is treated? So much for intellectualism... Axeman89 00:30, 16 Jan 2006 (GMT)
You are exhibiting defiant opposition, and there was nothing resembling a debate on the subject. You were put on our enemies list because you appear to be an enemy of our organization. Rescind your slight to us and we would be happy to remove you, otherwise it seems to make sense. I think that is all that should be said on the subject. -- [S] 17:24, 17 Jan 2006 (GMT)

You know you guys spelt flak jacket wrong.....

  • By the way, you spelled "spelled" wrong. "Spelt" is not a word. --V2Blast TP!CSR 05:52, 22 June 2006 (BST)
Yes it is, actually.--Thom Flask 23:04, 21 August 2006 (BST)
Yeah, it's a type of grain. >.> Forlorad 18:01, 15 February 2007 (UTC)


I swear, this group and the Neon Knights are probably my favorite groups from an objective standpoint. My character would call them nothing but heretics and traitors to humanity, but as a player looking in, I have to say, I really like the idea of lunatics killing for what they think is a perfectly good reason. Especially in the wake of a zombie apocalypse, where fear and paranoia would cause insanity in many, and encourage "culling" for the sake of prevention in even what might otherwise be considered a perfectly rational, and good man. - RosutoEnzeru 20:13, 27 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Thank you. That is the reaction that we would like to get more often. If you would like, you can make a second character to join the Philosophe Knights. I wish you good luck, out of character of course. -- [M] 16:11, 28 Jan 2006 (GMT)
Maybe. MAYBE. Right now, though, the only alt that I might have used for it, I've decided to make one of The Degenerates. -RosutoEnzeru 09:08, 29 Jan 2006 (GMT)

So basically, you'll kill anyone you encounter in the street, or just don't like. You may understand that, as a member of the Malton Police Department, I find that a rather undesirable attitude. Keep your noses clean while you're in my district, please. -- Hendrik Casimir 10:45, 8 Feb 2006 (GMT)

The Philosophe Knights are not worried about your group. We kill as we see fit and are fealess in our actions. Your warnings are of no value to the Philosophe Knights. [M] 01:02, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

So Hendrik, outside of your discrict we can do whatever we want? Sweet. [F]

You realize that as a member of the Malton PD, his district is the entire city, right? Axeman89 03:32, 13 Feb 2006 (GMT)
Cities are divided into multiple districts. I'm not sure how Malton is divided or which district Hendrik is in. Have we executed you for ignorance yet? [S]

I might make an alt to join this group. Sounds quite fun, if you ask me. --V2Blast TP!CSR 05:54, 22 June 2006 (BST)

Neat. See you on the forum, then.--Wifey 02:07, 25 June 2006 (BST)

Indeed! Nice Roleplaying concept :) --Dgn 17:44, 26 June 2006 (BST)

I'm glad to see people enthusiastic to join our cause! I hope to see you on the forums, as well! As for the MPD, I probably have killed a few members of your "boys (and girls of course) in blue". By the way, do you have any tissue? I think there's some dirt on my nose. --[_] 20061021, 2001 (PST)

KleenARMYAlliance Requests

we think that a alliance with you kind would be a great idea we have common goal,if you are interessed reply us KleenARMY --Kcold 16:56, 27 September 2006 (BST)

Alliance Requests

Hello, this is the Comisar of the Creedy Guerilla Raiders whom you recently contacted for an alliance request. We've had some issues with your forum, so I would like to invite you to ours. You can find it by way of our wiki. We look forward to working with you against our common enemy, the Creedy Defense Force. -- User: Franz Molotov

Member List

I started a member section (with "Squiggliespooch" to start the list) earlier today only to find my content vandalised by what I suppose to be one of your members, "SS". The section was deleted without even a reason in the summary box.

Since you have such high regards of "game experience" and "In-game"/"Out-of-game" issues (as we can read in the attached note) I wonder why my contribution was censored from the wiki! I read that "The Philosophe Knights maintain their secrecy, but are reported to be seen always wearing simple white masks" and suppose this is the reason for the deletion of my content. Now, as this is clearly an "in-game" statement, I am expecting the swift restoration of my "Out-of-game" wiki contribution!

Note copied from main article: "Note -- DarkTraveler777 and Macont34, if you edit our page again we will get you banned from this wiki. We are simply working to increase the game experience and have no personal feelings against you. Please be respectful and refrain from extending an in-game event into an out-of-game issue. We only wish for you and others to have a fun and exciting time."

PS. Not every member makes notice of this "white mask" in their description. I am now referring to "Squiggliespooch"'s description "In his face you see the resolve to prove himself a learned man despite his upbringing as the child of circus freaks. Contrary to his whimsical looks, he maintains a somber face and mind." Maybe your member policy should be tightened?

PPS. please refrain from butchering me on spelling or grammatical errors since, as you point out in your first note in the main article, those are completely irrelevant.

Sincerely Yours, --Dgn 17:42, 26 June 2006 (BST)

In short, as you quoted, we value our privacy. If we wanted to include a memberlist, we would've done it a long time ago. I don't see why you need to make such a big deal out of all of this, or why you even spent the time finding our wiki and adding a four-paragraph flame simply because I killed you once. As for my description, in character, I feel I need to prove myself worthy before I can wear a white mask. --SS 23:25, 3 July 2006 (BST)
Lets put this one clear first.. I love the concept of this guild, its interesting, really! This "flame" (is This a flame???) only came to be after you removed my contribution to the article. Thus it has Nothing to do with my being killed! Its, also, not so much about the fact that there isn't any list, but about the fact that you vandalised my starting of one. Firstly, This article is, as you say, an out-game article. As such your in-game wish for privacy is not relevant, making my contribution to the article a valid one! Secondly, if you want privacy, please extend the same courtesy to others. I don't remember giving you permission to add my name to the list? Yet I didn't remove it! More so, I corrected the link to my wiki profile. Because I recognise the freedom and nature of this wiki, and would like to be extended the same courtesy!
As for why I looked you guys up.. I was curious about my puzzling death :) --Dgn 02:23, 6 July 2006 (BST)
It's not really a flame, but you do use excessive amounts of exclamation marks, heh. The difference between our list of executed and your adding a memberlist is, for one thing, the links used. Whereas you provided a link to my profile, giving the group's enemies a specific advantage, we only put links to the executed's potential wiki page (which a majority don't even have). Also, the list of executed is mainly for show. Noone is likely to go through the entire list and add them to their contacts list as targets, but our many enemies would jump on the opportunity of a memberlist, again giving them a distinct advantage ingame. I've probably forgot to say something, but I need to go for now. --SS 20:53, 6 July 2006 (BST)

The Iron Cross Brothers

Hello I am B0ba Fett leader of The Iron Cross Brothers and I was wondering if we could be allies during this catastrophe. So if you would like to become allies just give me a message. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by B0ba Fett (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

You do realize this is a PKer group, right? However much I pity you guys after reading the discussion page on your wiki, the goals of our two groups are somewhat diametrically opposed. That's not definite though, as it looks like you have problems with the CDF. If you're still interested, we'll discuss it on our forums I suppose. --SS 16:39, 13 July 2006 (BST)
Actually, the discussion focused on the old incarnation of the ICB, this is pretty much someone doing the same as the CoL/CoL thing. –Xoid STFU! 18:44, 10 September 2006 (BST)

Fine Art of Malton

Good evening, fellow intellectuals. I´m Karloth Vois, leader of The Surrealists, currently representing the Fine Art of Malton movement. It appears you share very similar thoughts to the movement- primarily that the museums of Malton are precious. I ask that you visit our wiki and, if you find it to your liking, consider adding your considerable strength to our growing support (e.g. add the template to your wiki).

Many thanks, Karloth vois 00:53, 21 July 2006 (BST)

I don't think you read the page. They're PKers. One of the cooler ones. Sonny Corleone WTF 00:58, 21 July 2006 (BST)

The Philosophe Knights would be honored to support your cause, and we would be willing to lend support whenever it is necessary. Sorry for the lateness of this reply. [F] 04:52, 23 July 2006 (BST)

Join the Confederacy of Malton

Are you brave Enough, are you bold Enough, to take down Caiger Mall? If you are see my page. User:Reptileus

Taking a brief look at your page, you blatantly support willful ignorance. If anything, we should be exterminating you. So no, we're not supporting you. And I clarified the title (from "Join" to "Join the Confederacy of Malton") --SS 05:08, 24 August 2006 (BST)

Help Us!!

Philosophe Knights!! You, of all groups, should know of the blatent ignorance that infests today's malls! So, help The Confederacy of Malton to take down Caiger Mall!!

ShinobiSlider 07:06, 16 August 2006 (BST)

Is it my turn now? Don't. ShinobiSlider has spammed like multitrillion pages with this ad-shit for some account stealing cheater confederacy of theirs. Yep... Oh.. For more info visit The PKer Alliance talk page. --Niilomaan GRR! 11:50, 16 August 2006 (BST)
If anyone's too lazy:
"That would be a good idea, but first ... And second, as you have no doughty guess, I used another name earlier to ask for an alliance, you see, i have an enemy who i wish to destroy, a Lt Potter, I Stoll his password, with the help of his younger brother, and once and a wile will mess with his account, I ask that you tell no one of this. It will mess up my plan, and I will likely get in trouble for it. Plase tell no one of this, and if you can, erase his name from the edit board.Reptileus"
Quite retarded really, and like I said on my comment on his recruitment just above, I'll put some lead into him if I catch him ingame. --SS 05:24, 24 August 2006 (BST)


I changed the redirect of PK to link to our page. --HJPhKs09:36, 16 August 2006 (BST)

And got warning for it. Don't do it again. --Niilomaan GRR! 11:47, 16 August 2006 (BST)
Hey, sign your signatures correctly. You forgot to close the superscript tag. If you're going to get angry and act all authorative, do so that it doesn't mess with the coding for everything below it.--HJPhKs19:56, 16 August 2006 (BST)
Oh... That's so cute. I was just watching you messing with your own sig few minutes ago.. Here's the edit where you broke mine. (Also I cleaned your message from my talk page. You can thank me later.) --Niilomaan GRR! 20:06, 16 August 2006 (BST)

Well. That was the wrong thing to do, despite the several redirects to the Player Killing page. Very well. I made a new redirect: PhKs.--HJPhKs19:55, 16 August 2006 (BST)

Suggestion for Entertainment

Logans_Run_Challenge Have a look, disseminate it among your members and free lancers... Conndrakamod T CFT 16:45, 17 August 2006 (BST)


You are aware of the group, Assault on Stupid Survivors, I assume? We lack your pomp and grandeur, but I believe we have similar goals. Would you be interested in perhaps cooperating on future pursuits? Leave a comment on the ASS talk page if you're interested. I can't speak for our leader, Xoid, but I think the two of us could mesh well.--Thom Flask 19:50, 20 August 2006 (BST)

Woah, Thom. What are you doing? You're not ASS. I like the faggots and all, but what the hell do you think you're doing? --A1C JerryASS06:51, 23 August 2006 (BST)
Well he was massively drunk it seems. All is well though; we have a dialogue with Xoid on our forum, so Thom's mistake did good.--SS 03:08, 25 August 2006 (BST)


We are also interested in the spread of art in Milton and were wondering if you could spare members of Kleptocracy.

If you wish to formally form any form of alliance with the Philosophe Knights, please go post in our Forums. The link is in the main article. Also, for your information, signing your name is as easy as two "-" marks and four "~". It should take roughly this form: --Df 03:09, 3 September 2006 (BST)
You guys don't really seem like our kind of allies.--SI 18:34, 8 September 2006 (BST)

Violation of your Protocols

Greetings PhKn - I represent The Malton Zookeepers. We are very concerned about an incident last night in which one of your members, Squiggliespooch killed our Elephant while he was sleeping in the Skilliter Library. This is a direct violation of your own stated policies. We at the Zoo consider our entire operation to be a learning center, and do not relish the idea of a conflict with your organization, but we expect a prompt explanation as to why this was allowed to occur. Please feel free to visit us at to discuss the issue further. --Lo Meng 18:30, 10 September 2006 (BST)

As was said ingame by Sigfrid, it was due to a large miscommunication. I arrived at the library in time to only see an Elephant express discontent for our ways, and I interpreted it as an Elephant declaring himself an enemy of the group, making him a free target whether or not he was in a Center of Learning. Of course, I'm sorry now that I hear Sigfrid was talking to him beforehand, and would like to express my sincerest apology. Last I checked though, an Elephant has been revived and talks have continued between him and Sigfrid. Now that the issue of the Zoo as a Center of a Learning has been brought up, we've actually fully agreed that it needs to be included in the policy. If there's some way I can rectify the situation outside what's already happened, though, let me know. --SS 21:23, 10 September 2006 (BST)
Zoos are centers of learning. Let us forget any trouble we have had, and view eachother as simply allies and friends. M 21:44, 10 September 2006 (BST)
I appreciate the quick reply, and was informed by my fellow Zookeepers that the situation had already been resolved before I read your post. Thanks for your courtesy, it's much appreciated. We'd very much like to discuss the details of declaring the Zoo as a Center of Learning with you - we consider the "Zoo" to actually consist of the zoo itself and a three block radius in each direction surrounding it (as most of us choose not to sleep in the enclosures). I've applied for an account on your forum under my Zookeepers handle, Piemancer. I'd encourage any of your camp who are interested in continuing the discussion to do the same at our forum, [] so we can arrive at an arrangement that suits everyone's needs. Again, thanks for the quick reply! --Lo Meng 21:51, 10 September 2006 (BST)

Richmond Hills Library Department

  • FYI members appear to have allowed books borrowed from our libraries to go overdue and worse borrowed books without consent and even handle sacred texts, obviously this can not be permitted. Given the failiure of the postal service we are beginning to personlly issue penalities in the Richmond Hills area for the duration of your stay with us - best wishes to Sigfrid and Enoch.

OOC: In other words a few of us have grown tired of your PKing spree and have decided to get together for a little revenge ;)

MasterLibrarian 09:40, 15 September 2006 (BST)

I'm saddened that your group is proving itself hypocritical by working against your own goals. We should, in doctrine, be allies. We work towards the same goal with differing methods - your group spreads knowledge to the population through the device that is the library, while we weed out the hopelessly ignorant amongst them. As for killings in libraries (which I'm assuming is what you're upset about), we fully abide by the Centers of Learning Policy (which was created by the Philosophe Knights in the first place), and the only people who qualify for cleansing in a Center of Learning are our specified enemies.
--SS 03:23, 19 September 2006 (BST)
Not at all, learning in our libraries is the right of all citizens of Richmond Hills, but it is a choice not something to be forced upon those survivors who daily must struggle against the horde. We cannot abide by your senseless killing, and though it pains us to do so (for we risk damaging the precious surviving books) we will hunt you down while you continue to kill in Richmond Hills and enact justice where ever you might be found.
MasterLibrarian 10:06, 19 September 2006 (BST)
While it is indeed a choice, it is a choice that the ignorant will not make while the intelligent gladly will. Therefore, those who refuse to excercise their right to learn in libraries deserve death for their ignorance. They aren't being forced to learn, they are merely being killed if they do not. --Df 01:05, 29 September 2006 (BST)

from the assassins guild

we were a little glad when we read that you havent seen us yet, because it means our underlings are doing there jobs. you see unlike your group when we kill our targets we dont tell them who killed them. in fact we have many, many assassins ready to kill then run. but not always by normal standereds. sometimes an assassin will mearly unbarricade a safehouse with a knight inside. the point being, our assassins have already caused many a knights death.

i still dont belive you've killed any of us but i will change it anyways--KH 00:03, 4 October 2006 (BST)
Even if you actaully have been killing Philosophe Knights, we still carry on. We are still killing ignorants, and you have done nothing to change that. I feel no more terror than I did before I knew you were hunting us. You guys must be doing one heck of a job! [F] 00:19, 4 October 2006 (BST)
I concur with my fellow Knight. To be honest, I really could care less if your group is "hunting" us. I am yet to hear from any Knight that they had been killed by an Assassin. So, in conclusion, I bid you good day. --{_} 20061021, 2012 (PST)


Today I was out killing undead when I came across a block in East Grayside where a zombie was outside with a survivor. Thinking I could help him kill the zombie, I finished it off. It is obvious the survivor, Y, was looking forward to gaining the XP of the kill. I just dropped this off to let him know it was a mistake on my part and I did not mean to pull an asshole move. - Mushroom Blue

By the way, cool and interesting RP PK group you have here. I like groups that dabble in the bizarre and unique. In any case, good hunting. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Blue Skies Blue (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

Thanks, I have activated you on our boards. M 01:28, 12 October 2006 (BST)

A Request for Aid

Greetings from The Brainiacs! During my browsing of this wiki I came across your group and policies, and found them both admirable- indeed, we support the Centers of Learning Policy, and would support the Fine Art Policy if not for a similar policy I'm currently drafting to use such buildings as entry points for all free thinking survivors. We too detest the ignorance of many of Malton's citizens, alive and undead, and are attempting to return Malton to a state in which anyone can freely learn, study, and make whatever they wish without fear or prejudice. Our recent attempts to establish a safe haven for scientists and academics at The Fliney Building, Miltown have been unsuccessful as our fledging group has been driven out by a much larger dual-nature group, The Coalition, despite our best efforts. I fully expected this to happen, but now not only have they sprayed our lab and the surrounding area with anti-knowledge and anti-science slogans, they also just vandalised our Wiki page which I've spent a lot of time on in the past few days. Looking at The Coalition's page, they seem to be boasting about 'altering the state' of several Philosophe Knights. I was wondering if any of your Knights would care to come to Miltown, help settle old scores, defend the values of knowledge and education, and join us in establishing an academic safe haven? We eagerly await your reply- Miltown currently has no phone coverage, so feel free to write on our discussion page. Yours faithfully, Deevyde, head of The Brainiacs.

I return your greetings with sincerity. The Philosophe Knights would be happy to aid you in your time of need. We are currently running a few operations, but afterwards we will be willing to help. Do not lose hope, the Coalition are a group of ignorant miscreants; we have no qualms with helping you alter their states of being. I invite you to join our forums for further discussion. M 20:48, 23 October 2006 (BST)
Please follow appropriate scientific method - you know...gain evidence, proof, etc - before casting around allegations regarding wiki vandalisation. The vandalism in question was not done by any member of The Coalition. These leaps of "logic" and reliance on assumptions only proves your own ignorance. –Ray Vern phz T (P.S I have no problem with unfounded 'ingame' accusations - that's par for the course, particularly when the Knights are involved =).
Whether or not one of your members vandalized the Brainiacs wiki, it is unrelated to our discussion here. We will help the Brainiacs regardless. Please argue the matter in a more suitable place (such as the Brainiac discussion page). If you have any care for academic manners, why do you still act as if they do not apply to you? We may eventually find credibility in your words if you decide to cease your violent activities in Malton. M 20:57, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Glad you can distinguish between in-game and out of game.
The refuting of the wiki vandalisation accusation was put here because that accusation was mentioned here (do you read things before you respond?) - that kinda makes it related to this conversation. proves the age old adage that academics all have their heads up their own...... –Ray Vern phz T
I am always glad find that you are a reasonable fellow. The use of ad hominin really makes you credible. As for the discussion of relevance, I meant simply to tell you to bring the matter of vandilizing up with the Brainiacs on their own page. I understand that it was mentioned on this page, but that does not make it ok to squabble about the matter here. If you were to simply take a breath and talk with us without arrogance or crude attacks, we might be able to find solutions. But, if you don't feel comfortable in a compassionate role, I suppose it is best for us to continue to decimate your group. M 01:42, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
Yes, I can see how you get to take the moral highground on this - because you haven't made any personally targetted criticisms at all...(applied with the same level of sarcasm).
I have the right to defend against accusations where they are made. I don't see you taking the neutral path and publicly defending another wiki user against a false allegations, so I have to make sure that casual readers know that the claim is bogus.
Out of interest, can you manage to separate real life from the game? Somehow you keep managing to blend the two together. You do realise that this is an out of game issue, right?
Cheers, –Ray Vern phz T
If it is a matter of how you wish other "casual readers" to see you, you have already made an impression strong enough to convinced them of your vile ways. Do not worry yourself further. As for RL and IG, I must correct you again: the issue was an in game issue. The Brainiacs wanted the Philosophe Knight's aid. Unless I am going crazy, that seems to me to be quite strictly an in game event. If you want to discuss vandilism discuss it in an appropriate place. I ask you now one thing: will you please, from a real life fellow to another, consider the words you use? I have been gracious and reasonable and have only recieved defensive and poorly aimed remarks in response. If you wish to answer, answer with thought and in a polite tone and perhaps myself and the casual reader may take you seriously. M 21:21, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
Yet another avoidance of the point I am trying to make.
I stated very clearly in my first message that I was only refuting the wiki vandalisation allegation and that I couldn't give a damn about the in-game stuff. I defended it here becasue the allegation was posted here - which makes it a relevant and appropriate place.
All I have had back is in-game related stuff, all of which is completely irrelevant to the original subject.
So you win...I give up. I can't be bothered to continue discussions when you constantly go off subject. I defended the accusation and I ask for that to remain alongside the offending article, everything else has just wasted my time. –Ray Vern phz T 17:03, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Cybele's Children Says Hello!

On behalf of all of the Children, I would like to extend a hearty hello. So hello from all 1 of us!  :) I hope that one day we may meet and work together... Either that, or you avoid taking me out. I'm just a simple psychiatrist trying to advance the presence of women in Malton.
It seems I have a lot of greeting to do, so I may talk to you all later. Until then, *nods her head* Torec T 20:43, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Ignorant Killed

Heh, I found it extremely amusing that my PKer with the group affiliation "The Flat Earth Society" was quickly executed for being ignorant. Nicely done, Masque!

On a side note, the affiliation is actually ironic as I'm hunting FedCom members for their ignorance. I may have to exectute Masque for his ignorance in this matter... Anyways, it certainly amused me. --Karloth vois RR 03:55, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

I am actually aware of your group and I am glad to find you don't actually act in an ignorant way. I killed you becuase of your affiliation, but I shall respect you in the future. If you want to have a duel to settle your disputes, I am always willing. We may arrange it with ease. I wish you good luck in your work. M 21:06, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

I have a challenge for you...

Guys, since you hate ignorants, I guess you are going to hate also art and culture haters!

I represent the Beacham Museum Caretakers group. We avoid violence and are peacefull. We don't want to have trouble with anybody, just want to promote culture among Malton survivors. In that sense, you guys and us are pretty much natural allies.

But recently we have been targetted by a group of culture haters, the Black Mesa. They have been bullying us, wanting to impose us their rules and their boundaries. Since we refused to submit, they have been threathening to PK us. They have even PKed an innocent visitor to the Museum!

We have been forced to spread along the suburb. We need help. Would you be interested in lending a hand? It would be in accordance with your goals...

--Eek x 21:15, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Yes. We will help you. Register for our forum (link) and we can talk about the details. I must advise you on one thing first: make a wiki for your group. It is almost the most important thing for you to have in order for you to be noticed in the UD community. Right now the PK are helping the Brainiacs with a similar situation, we will help you shortly. M 03:09, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

A friendly hello

Hello dear intellectuals. I would just like to say, that you are one of the few groups and organiztions in the game, which I show to people as something which best represents the feel of the game. I am really sad that there are still so many people out there, who don't give a shit about the "roleplaying" part in Roleplaying Games, so seeing you is such a great releaf for the heart a roleplayer. :) If I had not chosen my PK alt to be joining another group, I would have SO loved to join up with you. On that note, is there something wrong with your forums, since the link given on your page doesn't give anything but a "Page can not be found" error. Your fan and supporter --Jenx 10:14, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank you very much for your kind words. We are often receiving quite harsh critisism in-game, so it is always comforting to encounter a good fellow like yourself. The forum is running, just click the link again. I think it may have been down recently. M 21:56, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Rotticus joining up...

Well, since i've got nothing smarter to do, why not... mind mailing me the pass and username to the forums to

Alliance Offer...

My apologies in being so late in replying. I've been inactive for a while. We would strongly agree to an alliance, and I've registered on your forum to continue the process. Thanks again. ShinobiSlider 04:48, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

The Flat Earth Society

My dear Knights, I am here in my official capacity as both leadership and Supreme Court of a new Society within Malton. My purpose of this meeting may be more accurately descibed as a request than a greeting, if you will.

Execute yourselves.

We at the Flat Earth Society have unanimously found you guilty of the crime of ignorance through a solid and democratic vote. Whilst only one member was allowed to participate in this vote, they deemed themselves "a thoroughly upstanding citizen", and as such their vote is Rather Important. Should we, in fact, be mistaken in our belief that you support the concept of a spherical world, then I retract the above statement.

However, should you be unable to comply with our request, the group would greatly appreciate some of your fine members executing ourselves, with the exception of The Supreme Court. We've been having slight leadership squabbles lately, and only having one live member would put an end to this.


The Supreme Court RR 04:52, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Alas, I feel that I must apologize on behalf of the Flat Earth Society. While the Society as a whole endorses the elimination of all those we have deemed "Round Earthers", the above individual has erroneously and fraudulently misrepresented himself as our leader. The true leader of the Flat Earth Society is none other than myself, and as the leader I am willing to spare your lives if you can offer proof that your group does not endorse the insane and uneducated belief that the earth is spherical in nature. James ZombieBaneRR 22:57, 2007 January 31, GMT-7
I do not see any means in which our group may call your group an ally. We shall never deny fact or science in favor of ignorance. However, I would like to state that we see no need for violence, surely our two organizations may and will engage in the art of debate. Prehaps one day you will be enlightened. Until then praise knowledge. Flogging MollyTinywhitemask.GIFPK 02:02, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
We fully accept your offer of an alliance, and will be expecting payment of said Pickled Eggs (non-spherical, of course) shortly. --The Supreme Court RR 17:48, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Please be aware that I despise pickled eggs. As the leader of the Flat Earth Society, I respectfully request that payment be submitted as scrambled eggs.--James ZombieBaneRR 00:16, 2007 Feb 03 GMT-7
I must first state that I have not ascended to the highest ranks among my fellow Knights but I wished to be heard on this matter. Although an alliance would be difficult to maintain between our two respective groups, I would like to invite your fellow "Flat Earthers" to a debate that will discuss the merrit of your claim that our beloved Gai is indeed flat. Of course I am willing to bring the scrambled eggs and a jar of pickled eggs (very hard to come by these days) that I recently removed from a looted grocery store. I offer these as gifts of good will. But alas, there are trophies of Malton's glory days that I request you to locate and deliver to us. The first being a copy of Christopher Columbus' biography. I remember that many of the cities finer libraries held copies of this text prior to the outbreak. Second, I have been having a devil of a time finding a globe of our planet. Should you see one, I would very much love for your group to bring it to us. Should these request be found reasonable, we can then begin an invigorating debate of the issues.--A whale's vagina 19:26, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Mall Tour asking for assistance

Hey Knights. :D We're bored of Harman Gangbanging at Stickling Mall and would rather have a joint Zombie and Harman work of mass chaos being performed on it, care to help us? Here's a page that's been made to call out to PK'er groups, check it out if you want : Mall_Tour_PK_Call Sorry about getting this tagged on as 17.1 aswell, but after trying a couple of times I couldn't get it to be 18, I'm a total wiki douche. --Xyu 05:25, 17 February, 2007 (GMT)

I do not see chaos as fitting into our objectives. PKA groups are engaging in a mall tour of our own. Other targets will fall as rapidly as Bale Mall did. In that battle, zombies were much more a hindrance than a help. I do not see such an alliance working out. S 18:32, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Neat Group Backstory

But isn't "Intellectual Elitism" just in and of itself a thinly veiled form of ignorance? :) --MorthBabid 09:08, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

I agree, though I don't see why we are intellectually elite. We welcome all scholars, we protect all knowledge. I saw your spray paint, and I assumed someone was trying to say something about us... M 23:13, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Our dogma and methods can be seen to be at odds to be sure, but then again, it's all in the veiwpoint. In character I question that a little at the start of my journal. S 02:52, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

The James Earl Jones Awards

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The Philosophe Knights has been nominated to win the Best PK Group Award.

Christmas Tree Dead Pool

This has proved really popular with other PKer types, so I figured you folks might like it.

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Looting in Museums- salvage or desecration?

What is PK's opinion on the taking of art objects from museums? It clearly is a case of looting, but it also could be argued that by moving these art objects to safer / more populated locations, the "looter" is in fact salvaging them and broadening people's cultural horizons. S.Wiers X:00x-mas tree dead pool 16:30, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

We are currently formulating a policy on this. We do not condone the theft of priceless works of art and cultural symbols. Art Belongs in the museums, which is most likely why it was there in the first place... DT 05:28, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Scholars, Help?

I am of the opinion that education should not be limited to the living. I am additionally of the opinion that the eating habits of the typical zombie are uncouth, but that is not a matter for human scholars to deal with. It is my dream to gather those like myself, ghouls from across Malton, and form a University, where undead learning will be spread forevermore. I cannot do this myself. I come before you in the hopes that your noble scholars can lend me the power to make it so, to secure an area with adequate facilities for the university and to spread the words to all ghouls. I choose not to reveal my name to you yet, as ghouls are frequently persecuted, taunted with such crass names as "ZKer", but if you should agree to help me with this matter, I will discuss it with you in your forums.--

Of course, Oh most enlightened Undead. Visit our forums, and when our admin returns from his leave of absence, he will activate you, and we can see what we can do for you. It is encouraging, indeed, to see that the dead, too, wish to learn, and to teach. - DT 01:11, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

On the Possibility of a Truce in Danversbank

Greetings, Philosophe Knights. I am Paddy Dignam of the DRRP. I believe a member of my family may have terminated a member of your family earlier today. While I can't and won't apologize for his actions (the DRRP is democratic by nature and adheres to the doctrine of free will), I truly would like to make amends. First, I offer my own life (or lives, as you see fit) in exchange for the dire retribution you no doubt have planned for my friend and the DRRP. Second, we at the DRRP are keen on the accumulation and exercise of knowledge, and continued bloodshed between us would do nothing to promote the advancement of enlightenment in Malton. I'm afraid we of the DRRP are a bit edgy and frustrated of late due to the cowardly tactics of the new zombie group Extinction. I have always had high hopes for turning Danversbank into a community of art and learning. While we don't have a library, we do have two schools (one of which I intend to make into a library) and four museums. We have also hired a Fine Arts Director, although he is quite dead at the moment. I look forward to your response and hope that we can deal with this matter according to the methods of Aristotle as opposed to the methods of the animal kingdom. Fiat Lux. Paddy - 23:26, 3 April 2007 (BST)

First off, I am delighted that you offer a friendly face, rather than than the harsh tone provided by your 'zero tolerance' policy. As far as an offering of lives, while noble indeed, I think it is neither prudent, nor may it be necessary. We of the Philosophe Knights are currently looking to the safety of Centers of Learning throughout all of Malton, as we have deemed it time to switch from simply weeding the Ignorant out, and towards providing them with knowledge necessary for their continued mental state of humanity(without his culture, man becomes no more than game in wood and the beasts in the brush). We are also very sorry to see what Extinction is doing in order to succeed. Zombies once played as zombies, but perhaps those days are passed. As for your plans for your suburb as a bastion of knowledge, well, we'd hate to stop you in your quest. Indeed, offering verbal lessons and teachings regarding relevant subjects is an area in which we excell. Perhaps we can aid such efforts sometime. - DT 01:06, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
I appreciate the quick and positive response, honorable scholar. From what I have read here and elsewhere I believe a crisis has been averted, and that the light of Reason has prevailed once again. As for the DRRP's 'zero tolerance' policy, I would be willing to revise this if the Knights desire a peaceful suburb in which to study and teach. I believe that your decision to concentrate on education rather than elimination is a logical one and will prove more effective in the long run. If this is something that interests you and your fellow scholars, please let me know where we may discuss in further detail. As for Extinction, well, they have no honor. Thus, we have already won. --Paddy Dignam 01:58, 5 April 2007 (BST)

Hmmm, last night your chap MeatballKing took it upon himself to attack 2 of our doctors and kill one of them. If our attempts at diplomacy were rebuffed you could at least have alerted us to the fact. This is rather inconvenient for us. We try to provide medical services at the local hospitals i.e. someone with Surgery skill must stay in a powered hospital. I'd have thought 'scholars' would have appreciated the value of making FAKs go further in such an isolated suburb. So yes, you'll find some of us in the hospitals for your PKing fun but we will, however, be responding in kind. Sad that it should come to this. R33F3RM4N 13:18, 7 April 2007 (BST)

It needn't come to this. We are a big group and we haven't quite started our operation. WF realizes his mistake and we ask that it be counted as an accident due to miscommunication. We still see you as allies. (I have to go right now, but later today I shall work to rectify this situation. Please do what you can and don't jump to war.) M 17:28, 7 April 2007 (BST)
M: I am rather furious at WF, as I asked him (and other scholars) politely just yesterday not to threaten our population and pointed him to this very page. I have asked all DRRP members to cease fire for the moment, but we are being sieged by both Extinction and the DvEM and our time is short. Please state your intentions as soon as possible regarding your designs on our suburb and the citizens thereof. We cannot agree to anything other than peacable cooperation, and while we believe in educating the people, we do not and will not accept the enforcement of "knowledge" at the point of a gun. Danversbank citizens must be able to sleep where they choose, and think and say what they will. That is a necessary condition of any true civilization. Enlightenment comes from within and must be arrived at freely. Otherwise it is not enlightenment. --Paddy Dignam 19:44, 7 April 2007 (BST)
The Philosophe Knights punish ignorants by killing them. We suggest that your members stay in centers of learning and perhaps you will remain safe. We will execute survivors who are not in the NT and centers of learning and looters will also be harshly killed. We will conduct our operations and if you wish to help, you will aid us in our plans. We will not get bogged down in a war with your proud group, but if you stand in our way we will crush you. If you work with us, we can establish an enlightened suburb. M 21:28, 8 April 2007 (BST)
You shall not hear from the DRRP again --Thakilla 16:10, 9 April 2007 (BST)

Unnecessary Conflict?

I wanted to take a moment to discuss an unfortunate incident that occured last night near Caiger Mall. One of your number attacked me in the Mall, I was greatly distressed by this as we share many of the same goals, it would seem. Unfortunately, I tend to be a little hot headed and upon finding this individual, 1qaz, I proceeded to berate his intelligence and yes, I killed him.

Upon reflection, I regret not taking the time to discuss his actions before seeking revenge on his person. I see on your Wiki that you follow the PK Alliance, which is admirable. There should be Honor Among Thieves, we are after all, hunted by the very same trenchies and uninformed survivors.

I would like to propose that we call this even and forgo any further unpleasantness. If 1qaz feels that being killed when he simply injured me is unfair, he should consider that he attacked me with no knowledge of my level of intelligence and learning. The ball, as they say, is in your court.

Sincerely, Heather Airhead

Well, since another member of your group found me, pronounced me ignorant and killed me, will this be the end of it? Or shall I continue the conflict? The ball is now in my court.

1qaz is not a member of the Philosophe Knights. if you look here, 1qaz, (s)he is apparently the co founder of a group called the The 7 Conquistadores. If (s)he is masquerading (no pun intended) as a Philosophe Knight, then (s)he will be brought to justice. As for the second killing, may I ask who was it who killed you? It is their judgment as to who is ignorant and they will certainly have a reason for why they killed you. Flogging MollyTinywhitemask.GIFPK 19:55, 30 May 2007 (BST)

I have settled the matter with Heather. At the time that I killed her, I was not a Philosophe Knight, just pking random people. Later I was trying to become a Philosophe Knight, but I have been having trouble accessing their forum, and their leader has been extreemly slow to reply. As of now, I have sort of given up trying to become a Philosophe Knight, and have gone back to pking random people. Also, the Philosophe Knight who killed Heather is a friend from my school, Andrew Tsai. --1qaz 21:38, 31 May 2007 (BST)


I've been looking to speak further with the PK. Feel free to message me on the PKA board. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 01:14, 4 April 2008 (BST)

Oh, the irony

I can't help but see the silliness in your group's methods. You stoop to PKing as a means to eliminate the ignorant, despite the fact that it has no major effect on the overall intellect of the player. There are much more ways to punish stupidity than pissing off every bounty hunter in the game.

Also, do you have communication with A Demon Called Razgiz(I think I spelled his username right)? He marks himself as a member of your group, and we need to have a "talk" about a few things he did in Marven Mall recently. --volt 21:33, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

We'll talk about the problems with your misunderstanding of the word 'irony' later. Can you care to elaborate of what that potential member did, or did not do? More importantly, can you prove it? -- Iscariot 00:58, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
I find your reasoning interesting, Mr. Volt. It is interesting because it is the same reasoning many others have expressed in regards to our methods. However, it is also the type of reasoning which has not been thought through, not explored to its extremes. You see, the execution of the Ignorant is not supposed to suddenly fill them with knowledge. If a chestful of lead could instantly educate a human, we would not be needed for so long a time. The execution of the Ignorant is a very effective means of both punishment and communication rolled into one. If a fool is told to educate himself, and nothing more is done to encourage this, s/he will likely ignore this and continue living in Ignorance. If the fool is killed, and just before death his killer tells him to educate himself when he is revived, he may take the message more seriously. If he is killed twice for the same reason, he will very likely take it seriously. You see only the immediate: The death of the fool. We see the long-term: the fool not wishing to be slain again. Silly indeed!
As for this Razgiz, we do not regularily confirm our members' identities. If this fellow is an imposter, know that he will be dealt with. However, if you wish to talk a member of the Philosophe Knights, don't try to find us - we'll find you. Praise Knowledge! --DTPraise KnowledgePK 02:02, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
Finely spoken, my good sir! I believe it is actually mentioned somewhere on our wiki -- the philosophy page perhaps -- that if death were permanent we would do no killing at all, as it would not serve to forward education. It is worth noting that in this city death is no more than a small nuisance; the perfect tool for the instigation of education. - User:VI/signature

Player Killer's Pub Crawl

I hope you will all join us! SEE: Player Killer's Pub Crawl - Please help spread the word!!--Sarah Silverman 16:06, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

On the subject of humor

I was just curious about your policy regarding humor in profiles. If someone were to use their profile to describe, for example, a caricature of the common "trenchcoater" players by including something like one hundred and fifty-seven katanas, would this character still be labeled ignorant?--Xshu 10:33, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

It depends on the style of the description, I suppose. If the description is Ignorant in its own right, then the answer is yes. I have seen several profiles like the one you mention, and so far I have not found one I deemed Ignorant. Of course, I do not speak for all of the Knights, and there is bound to be a differing of opinion. I hope this answers your question. - User:VI/signature

A Reevaluation of you criteria

Now, while I do advocate the destruction of the ignorant, I must protest the criteria by which you are judging ignorance, and ask you to re-evaluate said criteria based on limitations of the Urban Dead program. I was recently killed by Vigilis for not having a period at the end of "Dr" in my name. While agree that under most circumstances this would be a greivous grammatical abomination, Vigilis seems to have forgotten that the UD software does nto allow people to put ounctuation in their names, and as such I feel that my - let's not mince words here - murder was unjustified. I think that, pending an update, you should allow some leniency in the punctuational limitations placed upon our monikers. Name swith numbers i nthem, though, should still die.Dr. Five

Dear Sir, please accept my most humble and abject apologies for my previous transgression. I was unaware of the grammatical limitations instituted by the program. Henceforth I shall do my utmost to insure that such a terrible occurrence never again befalls an innocent soul such as yourself. Consider e completely chastened, and yourself vindicated. I promise you that when I am next cruelly slain by some misguided fool bent on the fulfillment of his own twisted view of righteousness, I will dedicate my demise to you and any other who has suffered the same injustice. - User:VI/signature 01:36, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Matters to attend too

I signed up on the forums. We need to discuss matters privately. I ran into one of your members today, The Warden. He should know what is on my mind.--Toothdecay 00:57, 12 October 2007 (BST)

You have been activated. Welcome to our mansion. Citizen M PK 16:13, 16 October 2007 (BST)


Hello I am Josh508, also known in game as Sergeant Wayman. I registered to your forum but I do not wish to join, just talk. At least that is the case for now! I am intrigued by your ideals in Malton and I am glad to hear about your non-aggression pact with humanitarian groups, since I am leader of a five man 'squad' myself. Please do not reject my registration since it is not in line with your recruitment policy. I simply want to join your forum for now and take part in discussions, and perhaps an alliance or friendship would not be out of the question?

First, please sign your posts, Josh(simple wiki ettiquette). Second, Citizen M is in charge of validation, and thus it may be some time before your are validated. However, your request for an alliance, cease-fire pact, or otherwise can easliy be determined here. For example, does your group uphold policies beneficial to Centers of Learning, such as keeping libraries, schools, and museums at maximum barricade levels? Perhaps your headquarters are in a library, school, or musuem, or your squad has an educationally-based theme, such as the QSG, the Alner Reading Group or The Malton Zookeepers. Are you a group which is comprised of learned men or philosophers? All such factors contribute to alliances with the Knights, though your interest in our ideals is certainly admirable. Praise Knowledge. --DT 22:47, 15 September 2007 (BST)
I shall get back to you here on all of that information soon. For now, may I ask why PK is hostile towards the DEM? Is it curruption? I wish to learn! Josh508 10:16, 16 September 2007
We are hostile towards the DEM due to the DEM's habit of designating Schools as entry points(which are often the subject of zombie break-ins) as well as the DEM's habit of sending people to assassinate our members. --DT 20:16, 16 September 2007 (BST)
The DEM insist that the PK is a group of murdering sociopaths, and thus as the PKer kills the bounty hunter and vis versa, we kill the DEM and they kill us. Not to mention, we do not like the way the DEM operates, such as what DT said, their minimal protection of schools. --Flogging MollyTinywhitemask.GIFPK 02:03, 17 September 2007 (BST)
I know this is late to the conversation but I would be more than willing to update the DEM policy regarding our designation of schools as well as an update to marshal policy regarding you guys. If, you wanted to chat about it of course. If not I'm sorry to have bothered you.--Kristi of the Dead 04:44, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

An Outsider's Plea

Dear Knights, You may have heard of a problem that many players are dealing with. On radio station 28.01 there is an extreamly excessive and obnoxious spammer who called himself 'rEaL_gAmEr.' This player uses alts to spend as much as 100 AP a day flooding an otherwise decently friendly if mostly pointless radio station with ALL CAPS TYPING with no regaurd to spelling, grammer, or the fact that ##### belongs nowhere in a real sentance. Ignoring him is almost impossible because of the alts and no one knowing or reporting his ID number. If you could find it in your scheduals to keep him dead so he can't broadcast over the radio or make his player names well known so that everyone else can keep him dead, everyone, and I mean everyone, would greatly apreciate it. --Sabbit 19:12, 2 September 2007 (BST)

An interesting request. If A.S.S. or A.R.S.E. were still active, we'd certainly pass on the request to them. However, as they are apparently not, I suppose it is logical to come to us. Without his profile, or the profile of any of his alts, it will be difficult to locate this pest, if indeed we see fit to invest any resources into it. Perhaps some of our friends can dig up a profile...--DT 22:37, 15 September 2007 (BST)
There is a wikipage, a petition to kevan to try to find a way to ban his IP address, that has known alts id#s on it. Info. --Sabbit 05:21, 18 September 2007 (BST)
Out of curiousity, why would you think that Kevan would consider banning his IP address just because he's annoying on the radio? Now, I will say that if I gather any information pertaining to his identity that I'll pass it on to the rest of my fellow Knights and add him to our own Kill on Sight list......but otherwise, we'll continue with our day to day routine.Sir WV 23:42, 21 September 2007 (BST)

if you would like to see what he has been doing, and the amount of spam he has flooded 28.01 with, visit

Kevan, help us PLEASE!

JakCurse 01:13, 14 August 2008 (BST)

Looking to join

Well, I created an alt to join your group, sent the email and created an account on the forums, but I haven't get a response yet, and just wanted to ask how things are at the moment, just a bit anxious-- Che -T GC X 03:16, 8 June 2007 (BST)

My apologies Che13, our forum admin has been camping for the past week and has been unable to get to a computer. He should be returning within a few days and I am confident that you will be accepted when he does return. In the mean time, I would like to thank you for being patient. Yours, Flogging MollyTinywhitemask.GIFPK 05:44, 9 June 2007 (BST)
No problem, as I said, it's just anxiety-- Che -T GC X 06:01, 9 June 2007 (BST)

I have tried signing up and not getting a confirmation email back either. Is your admin away again? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 12:30, 26 June 2007 (BST)

I did see that you were registered but I believe our admin is out of town again. I think he will return shortly, so it should not be too long before you are activated. My apologies. --Flogging MollyTinywhitemask.GIFPK
You are activated on our forums. With all of the spambots, one must directly contact me to get activated. Citizen M PK04:17, 28 June 2007 (BST)

I would like to join the Royal Society of Malton, but the suggestion to "contact the Philosophy Knights" is vague. Is contacting M exclusive to joining the Knights, or is it required in both situations?--Delmore 03:56, 17 July 2007 (BST)

I don't believe it necessary to contact M in order to become a member of the Royal Society of Malton but it wouldn't hurt. Try swinging by our forum if you have not recieved an answer yet. Sir WV 11:02, 21 July 2007 (BST)

Dear Sirs, A little over a week ago, I submitted a request to join the Philosophe Knights. I have registered at the forum (with the username ME). Unfortunately I have yet to have my request approved/account activated. I would very much like to join the group as I strongly agree with the groups principles. My desire to join has only been fueled by the fact that I was recently killed by one of the many ignorants in Malton while studying inside the Fluck library (I am the self appointed protector of the Fluck). Any idea when I can expect to hear whether or not my application has been accepted? I look forward to working together with you. - ME

As you can see from the messages from when I joined it can take a while to get activated on the forums (it took almost 3 weeks for me). Just be patient and wait for M. Also I would recomend you to delete your UD id and in game name. Secrecy is one of our tactics.-- Che -T GC X 06:46, 27 July 2007 (BST)


Greetings most high to the keepers of knowledge and sage wisdom of Malton. It has come to my attention that [2] has in fact recently killed two of my people in the DMZ. this poses a quandary for myself as it is my remembrance that members of the DHPD were to be given a certain amount of leeway in terms of the execution of policy, due to our rather rampant support of the Fine Art of Malton protocol. If this is not the case, I would appreciate enlightenment on the matter as well any information that indicates how firebirdmistress and John Nevins qualify under execution protocol. As it is just now we have begun earnest efforts to reclaim our home area, it is, as I am sure you can imagine, difficult to maintain proper training and educational parameters. Any assistance in the manner so to avoid needless conflict would be much appreciated. Thank you. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 01:59, 13 May 2007 (BST)

Pseudointellectual Morons

So you people are so insecure about your intellect that you create internet personae who are, I guess, supposedly brilliant psychopaths. You post aphorisms that you found via cursory internet searches -- aphorisms that are from tomes that you have never actually touched, let alone read.

"I know-- Google 'Nietzschean quotations.'"

Excellent work. No overcompensation there. "Keep up the good work."

However, in the meantime, you geniuses should probably reconsider your practice of killing level one characters who are simply struggling to survive. Yes, my character is guilty of being a simple blue collar fireman. He doesn't have his killer's privileged and erudite military origins (sarcasm, geniuses). He was in a barricaded building when a level 41 shot him to death. Brave! Noble! A triumph for intellectualism!

Unless you stop killing "newbies" who aren't even members of a guild you are really nothing aside from... well, in the immortal words of Henry Rollins, "coward bitch motherfuckers," and when I gain enough experience I will kill you on sight.

"Thanks," M.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Esoteric77 (talkcontribs) 12:21, 27 June 2007.

Red Mage.gif Roleplaying Notice
Notice: This User or Group enjoys the RPG aspect of MMORPGs, the category of games that Urban Dead falls into. As such, there is probably quite a bit of roleplaying and/or creative writing on this page and in said User/Group's in-game actions. In other words, if you think the difference between IC and OOC is "One has an 'I' and the other has two 'O's," buzz off.

Take a deep breath and repeat with me. It's just a game. I am sorry that you died at level one, but shit happens. --Flogging MollyTinywhitemask.GIFPK
No, no... "Shit happens" doesn't suffice. I have three characters. I have died four times via zombie attacks, which is perfectly fine. In three cases, they destroyed the barricades of the buildings where I sought shelter. They worked for their kills. It's the game. Fine.
The character who you killed was recently revived and healed of his infection. It took me three days to get him to that point. He had only 22 hit points. So... a dickhead killed him with the rationalization of "I'm ridding the world of ignorance." OOC and IC issues collided because the rationalization is pure bullshit. He killed him because he knew that he would have quite a few action points remaining afterward.
In the final analysis, this group would be better suited if its site's front page read, "We're bored, high-level dickheads who kill at random."
I can't wait to hunt you asses.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Esoteric77 (talkcontribs) 04:26, 28 June 2007.
Only level one and you are already taking this game way to seriously. I mean honestly, what do you think you will accomplish by insulting us and threatening us? Perhaps you were hoping we would respond like this, "O NOES!!!!!1 SUM 1 WANTZ 2 KEEL US!!!!!11 WAT R WE GOIN 2 DO?" In actuality, I wish you luck in your hunt, but do not get too upset when you are killed again. --Flogging MollyTinywhitemask.GIFPK 05:56, 28 June 2007 (BST)
Sir F, please be less harsh with this gentleman. He is clearly unused to the nature of the game, having been led to that oh-so-common belief which plagues so many players. Allow me to explain, my dear Esoteric; This game is not just about humans fighting zombies, though one would not guess it from the way it is advertised. It encompasses all aspects of a terrible disaster, including human vices. In flood-conditions, one will find looters boating their way from house to house, searching for salvageable valuables. In a situation such as a Hurricane, one will find looters seeking out vulnerable stores which have been deserted. In a zombie outbreak, everyone who survives is a looter, and the people viewed as criminals are those who kill the living. The zombie genre is filled with such examples: in a particularly popular zombie film, a gang of humans attacks another group of humans in their safehouse, because they were looking for supplies. We, and all the other PK groups(or lone PKers) simply perpetuate this aspect of the genre. As a member of a different PK group put it: "People tend to lose their shit in the apocalypse". We are a group of the city's intellectual class(school teachers, researchers, professors, surgeons, etc.) who happened to 'lose our shit'. We also are dedicated to role-playing this, in contrast to many PK groups in the game. I have found, when speaking to dedicated survivors, that the victims of PKing feel much less disgusted by their loss when their killer role-plays the event, instead of saying nothing at all, or saying something foolish like: "HA! Joo l0se now, n00b! Die B*tch!!1", or something to that effect. We try to keep our kills in context with Malton, that is all. And don't think that all we do is kill: We have lectured groups of survivors, put on plays, and are often witnessed reciting rather uplifting poetry. We also do not take ourselves quite so seriously as you seem to believe.
On the other hand, I've also found that it is easier to accept your characters death when you participate in the same activities. You mentioned that you have three characters. If two of them happen to be survivor class, perhaps you should invest in a PKer. You'll find that when your survivor character gets killed by a PKer, the death is far easier to accept, and dismiss as an event which happens to everyone at some time or another(it is, by the way, my survivor has gotten PKed three times so far). Another option, since you have expressed eagerness to hunt us, would be to become a 'Bounty Hunter', in other words, a PKer who PKs only other PKers, usually in the name of order and peace. This is, I'm afraid, not the same thing as a PKer in the sense that many Bounty Hunters feel it is their right to revenge which allows them to PK, while a regular PKer has no right whatsoever to do what s/he does, and still feels terribly wronged if any of his/her characters gets PKed. It is, naturally, entirely up to you, though do keep in mind that many veteran players recommend having three characters: a Survivor, a Zombie, and a PKer.
My personal advice to you would be to relax about it. Revives are easy to come by in Malton, and one day, someone will sneak into your safe house and PK one of your characters, possibly giving a humorous quip before the killing blow, or saying nothing at all. In between, you will be killed by zombies who have broken into the hospital you were in while waiting to be healed after a revivification. Or possibly, you will join with a group, and the group will go to war with another group over something which doesn't seem trivial at that moment. And you will die, and return to a revive point. Such is life in Malton. Praise Knowledge. -- DT 19:34, 28 June 2007 (BST)
Well said, DT. Esoteric, if you could kindly supply our noble organization with more information regarding your character (I am unaware of your name or your killer.), perhaps we could help you by providing a reason for your execution. Perhaps we could even come to terms enough to refrain from killing you in the future. As it stands you are simply a face in the crowded crowd of players who can't get past an angry attitude which clogs their good sense. I do, of course believe you are much smarter and better behaved than you appear through your posts. Citizen M PK 18:03, 2 July 2007 (BST)

Good Day. I am little more than a soldier of experience in this strange city. Granted, it is understandable to feel betrayed by your fellow man as he executes you for his belief... but by my point of view, all one may do is lie dead, or stand again and hope to be brough back from hell. I've been in this dubious and repetative place many times, but I always come back. Take a lesson from this lost medic and stand up, man! I have a friend by the callsign McSkullcrackin, and he did little more than boast of his death by the hands of the White Masks. I am FieldDoc, and as they say in the Junkyard Dogs: The needle may hurt, but it's better than a set of moldy teeth in your neck. In other words, it could always be worse... Now get up, hobble to a cemetary, and be on the lookout for the nearest library. - FieldDoc (Junkyard Dogs)


One of your members just killed me, citing ignorance. While I don't particularly mind (it was a refreshing change of pace, really) I would like to know how I got to be labeled ignorant. Did I trip and fall during a opera performance that I subsequently forgot about? Please enlighten me.--Lachryma 01:07, 4 August 2007 (BST)

Fine then, don't answer me. I'll just move on with my life and always wonder why y'all never bothered to read Crime And Punishment...or perhaps this wiki talk page is never looked at? Pity.--Lachryma 06:24, 5 August 2007 (BST)
Miss Lachryma, I am sure that you are used to speedy wiki conversations, but I am sorry to say that we do not check our talk page often enough. As far as the reason a knight killed you I, personally could not say, but if you could inform as to which knight killed you I could contact them personally for you on our forum. Yours, --Flogging MollyTinywhitemask.GIFPK 20:38, 5 August 2007 (BST)
And ironically enough, I take a while to see this. How strange. Anyway, MeatballKing had the honor of shooting me. But why?!--Lachryma 21:59, 9 August 2007 (BST)
Well, I'd guess it was for the crime of ignorance, but even more likely it was a friendly way(yes, it is friendly in a light-heartedly morbid way) of recognizing that you are running against Masque for a chair. Also the Surgeon General reminds you that hard liquor is the poison of the mind, and promotes ignorance by killing brain cells and distracting the mind from studious activities. Yes, that means Scotch is a promoter of ignorance. We have nothing against rats though, except that their fleas transmit disease. --DT 21:34, 10 August 2007 (BST)
I find that ordering around drunken fools is more conductive then having sober people questioning my decisions, but I definitely agree that it's not particularly healthy for said fools. Moving along, the murder itself was relatively friendly, but the comments before were not. Oh well though, thanks for your time!--Lachryma 21:53, 10 August 2007 (BST)

Good Evening

Hello, I am Private Mark of the Abandoned, and I have a few questions for whomever it may concern:

1)Why are the following members, Wileysez and Lucien Caldwell, on your "Kill List"?

2)Do you know Torvox, the Librarian of the Nation Library, and, if you do, where I may find him?

I thank you in advance: --Private Mark 06:00, 13 August 2007 (BST)

Wileysez and Lucien Caldwell are on the kill list because they were executed for ignorance. As for Torvox, we do not know him, but I would assume he is near the Nation Library. -Flogging MollyTinywhitemask.GIFPK 16:03, 15 August 2007 (BST)

Thought You Guys Might Like This

Charles Darwin.jpg Evolution
This user or group believes the Theory of Evolution to be the best explanation for the diversity of life.


- Vigeous RHA 15:53, 13 August 2007 (BST)

ahhh, great! I love it. I'm using it, thanks Vigeous. --A whale's vagina 19:54, 26 August 2007 (BST)

An Evil Plan

This nefarious scheme aims to imprison trenchcoaters in Fort Creedy, in order to 're-educate' them. Lots of killing involved. Interested? -- Bob Fortune 14:59, 16 August 2007 (BST)

thanks for your support!

now here are two templates for ya.

Librarian small.jpg Free Information
Libraries are for everyone and should remain barricade free.

Qsg-on-tour-route.jpg On Tour
This user is touring with the QSG, since they like the road less traveled by.

And traveling is fun.

enjoy----Sexualharrison ה QSGTStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 19:00, 16 August 2007 (BST)

Good luck, I ran into a few of you the other day and tried to stick around to revive Avenir but some evil bounty hunter killed me in my sleep. Didn't even report it either. --A whale's vagina 19:56, 26 August 2007 (BST)


Whilst I fully approve of your plan to eliminate ignorance in Malton, what criteria are you using to judge this by? Your Meatball King killed our Cato Minor. A man wearing a suit, named after one of the great Stoics, and who's user profile included a link to the wikipedia page on said Stoic? It seems to me you are simply common killers, murdering for fun and using your philosophical creed as justification for your passions. Not the detached rational beings we need, if we are to recreate society in this city. Optimate Prime 14:48, 1 September 2007 (BST)

A Rather Strange Request

I suppose this may be a rather pathetic attempt, but I beleive that if one does not try then they are guilty of sloth and ignorance. I'd like to request that you extend places of learning. I personally am forced to remain in junkyards as my experience and training demands. I read newspapers, carry a few select books, and even Communicate my learnings to my Junkyard mates. This is FieldDoc, of the Junkyard Dogs, by the way. If you would grant us this priveledge of at the very least allowing us to live in our Junkyard(s) in peace, we will reciprocate the kindness by continuing our Education. If this is too much, I thank you for the consideration, and the few squadmates I have not lost to the hordes will continue to learn regardless along with me. Much luck, White Masks. --FieldDoc 21:52, 3 October 2007 (BST)

Have we been killing you? From your post above, in response to the fellow accusing us of being false scholars, it would certainly appear that you are not only open to the ways of post-apocalyptic education, but also tolerant of our methods of spreading awareness of Ignorance. This post suggests that you have accepted your personal ignorance, and together they indicate that you are well on your way to enlightenment. I am less than enthusiastic about your choice of residence, as a junkyard is a rude dwelling, and I'm sure a library or school would do much better, but I suppose that ones personal preference of living environment is dominant. On an unrelated note, signing ones messages is good Wiki ettiquette. -- DT 03:00, 3 October 2007 (BST)
My apologies for the lack of signature, I'm only just getting used to the wiki. In regards to whether or not you've been killing me, that is a safe "no". I decided that I would learn more about you once I heard of my friend's encounter, and I fully support your style of teaching. I merely wished to attempt to communicate with you at first, but I do thoroughly enjoy the idea of education. There are a very few in the Junkyard Dogs, but you have our Support, regardless. We will continue our education as well... I plan a visit to the local library for some new material, Physics can only be taught so many times, you know.--FieldDoc 21:59, 3 October 2007 (BST)
Might I suggest that you swing by and knock on the door of our mansion so that we may all speak of this matter more privately. But first let me state that it is never considered "pathetic" for one to pursue Knowledge and Enlightenment. In fact I am both honored and impressed by your endevor to become one of the many shining stars that this city has to offer. But also, as my esteemed colleague so elequently noted before, I too am confused by your need to dwell in a junkyard but that is not for me to criticise. But surely you can understand why your friend was believed to have been one of the "ignorant" masses if one of us happened upon him or her residing with the filth and refuge of what we call life here in Malton. Why don't we begin talks with the old adage in mind that "One should never judge a book by it's cover".--Sir WV 22:18, 4 October 2007 (BST)

From the FOD

Good work at the Samhain Slaughter. Together, we helped bring an education to those who would cower in the malls and leave their suburbs (including their libraries!) in the hands of the zeds. --Hibernaculum 19:19, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

A word in your ear.....

Hi, I registered on your forum. I would like to engage you in discussion about a possible alliance between the Philsophe Knights and the Flowers of Disease.

Rob Collick 29th October 20007 09.55 GMT

An apology.

I would like to apologise for a minor edit I made to your wiki page on the 27th of this month. It being my birthday, I was mildly intoxicated, and so got more than a little annoyed when my survivor alt (I usually play zambah) was slain whilst looking FAKs for, and I quote, 'Being a dumb Lvl 1 n00b.' I should perhaps have realised than anyone using 1337 speak is unlikely to be a part of your group, but I just went straight to his profile, where he claimed to be a member of your group. I haven't managed to find him since, but his username is Bugman223. I hope you can forgive me. --A11an0n 20:50, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Your apology is greatly appreciated. I don't know who Bugman223 is (I'll inquire within) but their kill-speech was pathetic. I apologize to you. I hope that your character is not discouraged. 17:01, 2 December 2007 (UTC) Citizen M PK
You have my gratitude - but if you do find him, just drop me a line on User Talk with his location and co-ords - I intend to exact revenge personally, if you don't mind. --A11an0n 18:14, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
If this is another trick, A11an0n, there will be hell to pay. Do you actually have a screenshot of this event or are we to simply take the word of a zerging zombie spy with a grudge on faith? User:VI/signature
Well sorry for not taking screenshots of a green screen with some text on it, but I was drunk, and generally when killed your first thought while under the influence is "F**K, I'm going to kill him!", not "Ooh, must take a screenshot!" --A11an0n 21:31, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

This is a message.

Hello, my name is BoboTalkClown and I support your mission. My intrests may compete with yours in the future, but this will not stop me from supporting your mission to exterminate the ignorant of Malton.

BoboTalkClown 21:37, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. 18:53, 14 December 2007 (UTC) Citizen M PK

A question

Or more accurately, a number of questions.

1. What would be the requirements for your group to delare war on another group, if you are the kind of group to do so? 2. When you punish one whose mind is filled with ignorance, or merely empty, do you kill them off of personal experience with the person, or second hand accounts of stupidity? 3. Does your group condone random killings, or do you always work as a team? 4. Do you have any certain requirements to join?--Ser Vicious 17:34, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

All rather good questions, Mr. Vicious. In order for our order to declare war upon another group, we have to find them guilty of Faction Crimes, which we have done on several occasions, notably against the Knights of St. Jude, and the DRRP.
As to our assessment of those found Ignorant, that is largely left to the discretion of the executioner, though there are indeed quite a few guidelines, which must be followed.
As to 'random' killings, I suspect you mean lone Knights executing the Ignorant independently from the rest of the group. If so, we allow it, though we most certainly enjoy gathering together to perform mass punishment upon known havens of the Ignorant. I will leave it to others to comment upon the requirements of joining. -- DTPraise KnowledgePK 02:48, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
I find this disturbing to say the least: The Flowers of Disease claim to be allies with you. You claim to believe libraries are sanctuary (If I read correclty) and that centers of learning should be protected, and that knowledge is of utmost importance. Yet you are okay with this? An award gained from killing in an library:
Rob Collick has
been Awarded:
the Burning Book Award
For collecting the highest score in
the "To Silence a Library" Campaign!

I have no intention of provoking hostilities, I would merely prefer if the group I intend on joining one day weren't hypocrites.--Ser Vicious 20:20, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
This conflict has been resolved. You'll note that that operation is over. The Philosophe Knights sprang to the aid of the QSG, and, through a mixture of diplomacy and force were able to convince the FoD that their interests lay elsewhere. At the present time our relationship with these people is cool, at best, but as they are no longer causing trouble there is no argument with them.User:VI/signature
Hang on a second. I missed something the first time. You used force on us to convince us our interests lie elsewhere? I do not recall this. As for our interests lying elsewhere, we choose to end the QSG attack of our own accord as we wanted to see the Samhain Event be a success and that meant us all being on the same page.

Well, you did mercilessly attack our very good friends the Quartly Librarians, which was a terrible thing to do. We harbour no hatred of you and your group, but the destruction of libraries is possibly not the best way to earn the respect of the Philosophe Knights; surely you can agree with that. User:VI/signature
We never harmed a single tome! :) --Hibernaculum 00:37, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Hibernaculum: I am not Severuuk. If he made you so paraniod that every person who points out things like these are him, good fo rhim, but I specifically said Im not trying to provoke hostilities.--Ser Vicious 14:24, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
You ARE him. You have once again left a trail of clues. Its like a scooby doo mystery. But that no longer matters as now the Knights here are ready to embrace you with open arms. But I will tell you this. Do not think that hiding behind the Knights will spare you. You will be shot on site, regardless of your tag. --Hibernaculum 17:49, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
On the subject of joining: the decision is generally left to me because I get the prospective member emails and I'm a founder of the group. I don't use specific guidelines, I just let in whomever seems to fit. Based on the information that you have available, you appear to be right sort of person that the Philosophe Knights seek. If you want to join, send me ( an email with your UD profile URL after you have registered for the forum with initials that you would like to go by. 19:05, 14 December 2007 (UTC) Citizen M PK
I will do that soon, but as it is, I am a weaker person, more burden than anything else--Ser Vicious 19:44, 14 December 2007 (UTC)


why am i being targeted? OW! i always figured with my ties to the QSG. you guys would leave me alone. guess not.----SexualharrisonStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 17:16, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

I'll let FV explain, but it was most likely an accident. Or maybe you said something stupid or wrote something stupid in your profile. Being a member of QSG you should not have been killed. It won't happen again. 18:52, 14 December 2007 (UTC) Citizen M PK
no it was not my QSG alt but my main. look at the profile if you have sec. you tell me. do you read hebrew? that would be impressive. it's not that big deal and usually when I'm PKed by someone creative and interesting i find it amusing. but this kill was boring. I'd rather not waste my time hunting you guys. as I find you do all of malton a service with most of your deeds. if you can leave me and my little group Mossad be. i'd really appreciate it. please answer me on my talk page. thanks.----SexualharrisonStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 01:35, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
You should have nothing to fear. Though the Mossad (based on RL facts) are not something we are likely to support. Also, the fact that you have an alt in the QSG means nothing for your main. 03:13, 15 December 2007 (UTC) Citizen M PK


Citizen M, your Frank Vitchard recently suggested that we may come to understand one another better through the mutual art of making enemies...other than each other. A joint slaughter. I wish to take him up on his offer and have a possible target who is in dire need of Knowledge. Speaking with your member, VI, we have come to understand that we are more similar than different, as odd as that may sound given recent times. Where may I go to continue the discussion further? --Hibernaculum 01:16, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Well Hibernaculum, this sounds like a fine idea, but I hear the FOD have disbanded. I assume this may pose a problem. User:VI/signature
As the final 'founder' of the FOD left, it was my sad duty to dissolve the FOD rather than see it carry on, an empty shell of it's former self. So you assume correctly that it would be problematic to get a joint strike together now. :( --Hibernaculum 02:07, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

The Forgotten

Hello old friends,

Have a problem need fixing? Want REAL justice? NEED your rightful vengeance? We can help! Someone unfairly griefing you? Been Pk'd once too often and want payback? Being hounded by the law? We can help! Seasoned PK'ers Ex-Flowers of Disease, experts at tracking and killing can help solve your problems! Now accepting all kinds of contracts for those in need!
The Forgotten are here. Just thought I would let you know. --Roland 13:44, 29 January 2008 (UTC)