Phoolosphy Kneets

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Phoolosophy Kneets
Ph Value 2
Group Numbers We quite like the number 7, though 4 will remain forever special to us.
Leadership We are guided only by our horoscopes, and our hearts.
Goals To relightenate the ignumble.
Recruitment Policy Sticks.
Contact The 4th kind, pleaser.
Neutral Point of View

The Phoolosophy Kneets are thoroughly into composting and believe that a Good Way to Reduce Fat is to put the meat on one side of the plate, your carbohydrates in the middle and all vegetables built into a tower, preferably one influenced by renaissance works.

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The Middle

You are about to explore the Phoolosophy Kneets' group page. Perhaps you have read that sentence. Read it again. We normally provide visitors with a map, but it grew into a thyme plant. May we take your coat? Lovely sleeves, sir. Suits you, sir. Very slimming, sir.

By now you have reached the middle of the page. Probably not, as if you're reading this then you must still be about a third of the way down. A third, would you say? Have a quick check. That's a good boy.

While you wait, know that your reading is important to us. We thank you for holding. If you'd like to sing a little song (Rick Astley's Never Going to Give You Up strikes us as a particularly good one) then now would be the time.

More about the Phoolosophy Kneets: We are an environmental organisation, by which we mean we largely try to exist in the environment. Many of our members have never seen the light upon the underside of a beach (by the time you get the sand to the surface, it's no longer the underside), though we immerse ourselves in CRITICAL THOUGHT which is not altogether unlike CRITICAL MELTDOWN only we haven't mutated any babies yet.

You have decided to stop reading. No, really. STOP READING. I DEMAND IT.

It's a good thing you haven't got this far, as we've still got your coat. Lovely wallet, by the way. Is that your wife?

In return for your savings, we have decided to treat you with an exclusive interview:

G: Hello, sir, and welcome to Grover's Taxi.

FB: Oh no, it's you!

G: Yes it is I, your furry blue taxi driver. What can I do for you, sir?

FB: I want to go to the library.

G: Oh a very wise choice. The library is a wonderful place with books to read and you can listen to records like "The Air is Alive with the Sound of Music."

FB: I know that. Let's go.

G: You know you can take home books from the library too, if you bring them back of course.

FB: I know. That's why I'm going there.

G: Of course you could also go to the zoo.

FB: I don't want to go to the zoo!

G: Why? There are lions and tigers there. And the lions go Rrrrroar! And do not forget the monkeys, they are so cute, they go "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!" And you can buy a balloon there.

FB: I don't wanna hear "Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!" I don't want a balloon, I want to go to the library!

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-- Our leader, Special K, relightening a member of the public.

Phoolosophy Kneet ideology and thoughts.

Policies supported by the Phoolosophy Kneets

Remembers. We don't.

Kill List
A list of all frills made in the name of Organic Apple Juice.

The Sword of Damocles
The left arm of the order (the right is a bit strained from too much gardening).

French stuff. We wouldn't bother with it.

Information on botched plastic surgery operations.

All discussion should be kept on the discussion page of the main page or on the forum.

Other influencing figures include Elmo and Carrie from Sex And The City.
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